Larry’s Xmas Sing Along Larry Goodell
a duende reissue of a duende exasperation broadside Šlarry goodell 2013, 2019 po box 571 placitas, new mexico 87043
DOGS & CATS Merry dogmatic Christmas! Happy catatonic New Year!
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SILENT NIGHT Silent night, holy night, all was calm, all was blight. Mary still feigned her virgin name, Joseph drank and cursed her shame: Jesus was a bastard, he and his brothers three.
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OH BUM OUT MY FACE FULL Oh Bum out my face full Chew brains full of lump light It filled their turgid mouths & bloated plops.
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SHE FRAME A BURGEONING ACTOR DEAR She frame a burgeoning actor dear to float up a toilet bowl & searched her closet for his rear to plunk it in her hole.
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HARK THE PUTRID BRAINY FRIAR Hark the putrid brainy friar lifting up his skirts to do her in. She’s the stinking virgin plenty lifting up her glass to double chin.
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SIEGFRIED FRIED HIS EGGS ON A STAR Siegfried fried his eggs on a star Christian donkeys drunk in a bar knock-kneed saviors fly from the East arrive fatter by the hour.
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(or) We three kings of orient are plastered on a silver star. All night long our song is sung we curse as we eat our dung.
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OH LITTLE TOWN OF BETHLEHEM Oh Little Town of Bethlehem I sought your warm embrace and all I found was prejudice and curses for my race. I found you in the dawning light you felled me with your stones my faith is shattered in my breast and all I have is bones. -8-
RUBBER THE NIGHT WITH I U D’S Rubber the night with I U D’s & pull the joyful dud. It’s kiss the Lord & poke his tot & rub the Mother till she’s hot. Oh Heaven & One make two & when we do we’re through to kiss old Jesus Buddha & a Pagan too. -9-
XMAS POEM 1993 bogus bogus bogus bogus bogus bogus hocus pocus -10-
SUNLIGHT Winter Solstice is this what it’s about? Why hurry-skurry? Just more light no worry.
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Larry’s Xmas Sing Along formerly the Sing Alongs were a duende press exasperation broadside 2nd and expanded edition 2003 – before that simply a duende broadside handout handy for singing aloud on holiday jet trips
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