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IN THIS ISSUE: -VEGAN BLUEBERRY MUFFIN RECIPE -’FOOD FETISH’ A DISCUSSION WRITTEN BY HEATHER LIVINGS -QUARTZ - HEALING AND FORMATION ( A LIL SCIENCE FOR YOUR BRAINS)

LAVENDER CLEAVAGE


V E G A N B L U E B E R R Y M U F F I N R E C I P E 1 C. COCONUT MILK 1 LEMON 2 C. ALL PURPOSE FLOUR 2 1/2 TSP. BAKING POWDER 1/4 TSP. BAKING SODA 1/2 TBSP. BLACK SALT 1/2 C. & 2 TBSP. GRANULATED SUGAR 1 TSP. VANILLA EXTRACT 2 CUPS BLUE BERRIES 1/4C. AND 2 TBSP. COCONUT OIL

MAKES 12 MUFFINS PREHEAT THE OVEN TO 200 CELSIUS MIX TOGETHER FLOUR BAKING SODA, BLACK SALT, BAKING POWDER IN ONE BOWL. IN A SEPARATE BOWL MIX TOGETHER THE VANILLA EXTRACT, GRANULATED SUGAR, LEMON ZEST (GRATE THE LEMON) AND COCONUT OIL. ( THE COCONUT OIL ONCE WARMED UP WILL BE EASIER TO MIX. HEAT IT USING A MICROWAVE) MIX TOGETHER THE TWO BOWLS NOW. IN ANOTHER BOWL, MIX THE COCONUT MILK, THE JUICE OF THAT 1 LEMON, WHICH WILL CURDLE TO PRODUCE A BUTTERY MIX. THEN MIX IT ALL TOGETHER, AND FOLD THE BLUEBERRIES IN BAKE FOR 20-25 MINS


Liz trudged through the kitchen door with bags hanging from every extremity. She was careful of the carrier with the dodgy handle that she knew contained a dozen eggs but the rest she dumped on the floor like the floor owed her money and started unpacking bags. “I just think that people fetishize sex.” Said Alison, following in behind her and leaning against the worktop. “Yeah, have you seen those jugs?” “In the blue bag. It’s given too much importance. Like if people stopped taking it so seriously, they could just enjoy it.” “You’re balls are irregular.” Alison looked up. “What?” “The meatballs they have given you are different sizes.” Said, Liz as she opened the fridge door, packet in hand. “Oh, right. I’ll sort it out later. Anyway, sex is an activity, like any other activity. Some people like it more than others. Practice makes you more confident, it’s fun if it’s with people you like, and it sucks if the company is bad. What are you doing in there?” Liz peered out from behind the door. “I didn’t think all your meat would fit, but I managed.” “Thanks. As I was saying, if people stopped seeing sex as this precious valuable thing then maybe it wouldn’t hurt people as much if they regret it. I want a world where I can sleep with someone out of politeness and not have to worry that my morals are compromised, or theirs are, or that I’ve hurt someone, just for a role in the hay I didn’t enjoy.” Liz reached over the table. “Can I get a hold of your baps?” Alison passed them. “Thanks, I’ll put them in the bred bin.” “And why on earth is there this huge idolisation of virginity. I get why it’s important to each person but why does the world at large give such a s**t. The first time I went mountaineering was important to me but I don’t expect anyone else to care. And I certainly don’t expect anyone I go with to be sad if they aren’t the first person I ever went with.” “This is really wet, it’s running down my fingers.” “What are you talking about?” Liz held up a bag. “Something in this one is leaking. Looks like milk.” “Put it in the sink, we can go through it when all the frozen stuff is packed away. Don’t get me wrong, sex is great and it deserves to be cared about but I don’t get why society at large has to care about it when it’s so subjective an experience.” “You’re sausage definitely won’t fit” “It’s ok for some people to be experts and professionals and some people to be hobbyists and some people not to care.” “Maybe if I could get an extra inch.” Alison scowled at the back of Liz’s head from where she rummaged in the fridge. “Are you going to take this seriously?” Liz scowled back “Are you going to help me put the shopping away?”

A PIECE WRITTEN BY HEATHER LIVINGS, ON GROCERIES AND SEXUALITY. TITLED:

F O O D

F E T I S H


Q UA R T Z A LITTLE PIECE OF QUARTZ AND THEIR HEALING PROPERTIES AND FORMATION. PLUS THE PRETTY PICTURES (IT’S WHAT WE’RE ALL HERE FOR, RIGHT?) AQUA AURA CRYSTALS ARE A MAN-MADE COMBINATION OF GOLD A QUARTZ. THE TWO MATERIALS BOND BY THE ELECTRIC CHARGE OF THE CRYSTAL. GOLD IS CALLED THE MASTER HEALER, IT BALANCES AND SMOOTHS THE HEART CHAKRA

AURALITE COMBINES AMETHYST, CITRINE AND A RARE GREEN QUARTZ. THE COMBINATION ENHANCES AND MAGNIFIES THE ENERGIES OF OTHER CRYSTALS IN PROXIMITY TO IT, AS WELL AS ENHANCING HEALING, PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT, INTUITION AND IT’S HEALING PROPERTIES CAN BE USED ON ALL THE CHAKRAS.

BARNACLE CRYSTALS ARE A TYPE OF MINI-CLUSTER. THEY ARE ONE OF THE BEST ALL-ROUND HEALING CRYSTALS AND HAVE PROPERTIES RELATED TO ISSUES OF TRUST AND DEPENDENCE, ESPECIALLY IN RELATION TO FAMILY. THEY ALSO IMPROVE PHYSICAL AND INTELLECTUAL FERTILITY.

BRANDBERG QUARTZ IS A HIGH-VIBRATION CRYSTAL AND INDISPENSABLE FOR HEALING, JOURNEYING AND EXPLORING THE BLUEPRINT BEHIND EXISTENCE. THIS HEALING STONE SPEEDS RECOVERY FROM ILLNESS OR ACCIDENT. “A SMOKY BRANDBERY IS THE FINEST TOOL AVAILABLE FOR REMOVING IMPLANTS, ATTACHMENTS, SPIRIT POSSESSION OR MENTAL INFLUENCE AND THIS IS THE STONE PAR EXCELLENCE FOR TRANSFORMATION OR TRANSITION.” JUDY HALL “THE CRYSTAL BIBLE”


QUARTZ CRYSTALS USUALLY GROW IN HOT WATERY SOLUTIONS (CALLED HYDROTHERMAL ENVIRONMENTS), AT HIGH TEMPERATURES AND PRESSURES. THERE’S NO FREE SiO2 MOLECULES, SO QUARTZ CRYSTALS GROW BY ADDITION OF DISSOLVED ORTHOSILICIC ACID. NATURALLY FOUND IN HOT HYDROTHERMAL VEINS, QUARTZ IS OFTEN FOUND ALONGSIDE ORE MATERIALS LIKE GOLD, SILVER AND COPPER. MOST QUARTZ CRYSTALLIZES FROM MOLTEN MAGMA. QUARTZ CRYSTALS ARE BELIEVED TO STRUCTURE, STORE, AMPLIFY, FOCUS, TRANSMIT AND TRANSFORM ENERGY. THE METAPHYSICAL QUARTZ FORMATIONS HAVE OTHER PROPERTIES BASED ON THEIR GEOMETRY.


I HOPE YOUR WINTER IS A TIME OF REFLECTION AND HEALING. I HOPE THE COLD REFRESHES YOUR MINDS, A RENEWS YOUR SPIRIT FOR THIS NEW YEAR. LOVE TO YOU ALL,

EVE

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