Hole in One!

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LIFE STYLE

Hole in One! [by Carina Zaragoza] There’s nothing like skipping the afternoon meeting and heading out to the driving range. But aren’t those country club membership rates a little too low for your standards? Then buy your own golf course and charge whatever you want.

The dignity. The serenity. The accuracy. The

a true entrepreneur, you can develop homes

precision. The sport of golf truly is a game

and condos and make even more money.

of the mind. Much like chess, one must

After a round of golf with your closest buds,

be focused and knowledgeable. The game

you can head over to the 4,000- square-foot

demands nothing less than 100% from both

clubhouse to have dinner, maybe some wine

your mind and body. The course, if you don’t

(What am I saying? Of course some wine.),

respect it, will tear you apart and leave you

and share tall tales, like the time you aced

cowering. The game is grueling and at the

that par five.

same time rewarding. What better victory than beating the course at her own game by

And who wants to lug those Calloway clubs

walking away 10 under par. And what sport

around? This all-inclusive golf course pack-

can compare to golf’s venues? Acres of

age comes with golf carts. Not up for an

green rolling hills, pristine lakes, and rich

entire round of golf? Then work on your drive

forests surround you as you tee off. Yes, golf

or practice putting. The Cottonwood Golf

is the game of kings. And like a true king

Course provides ample room for members to

(or queen), you should definitely own your

work on their game.

own golf course. In this way, you’ll without a doubt be a cut above the rest.

Now, if you think a $2-

The Cottonwood Golf Course is not Sir Putt-

million golf

A-Lot’s miniature golf course. Even the pros

course is a

will have trouble with this course, which

joke, as all

winds through birch, poplar and oak forests.

LawCrossing members should, (“Only $2 mil-

With 24 water hazards, accuracy off the tee

lion? Please, don’t insult me.”), then head to

is essential. If your guests don’t have a soft

Florida, where you can find an $8-million golf

touch on the green, you’re sure to lose a lot

course. But with the way Frances is wreaking

of friends, as they’ll double bogie on more

havoc over there, I wouldn’t recommend it.

than one hole. But who needs friends when you have a golf course? People from miles

With time, the LawCrossing golf course will

around will pay any price for a LawCrossing

become so renowned, the PGA will beg you to

Golf Membership. Membership to the site is

host the Masters Tournament. My advice? Do

the bee’s knees; so it stands to reason the

it, but under one condition: that they give you

golf membership will be too. This golf course

a green jacket of your very own.

is both beautiful and challenging and with proper marketing is sure to gain fame across the country. Your $2.3 million will buy you more than just 18 greens. You’ll get 538 acres of land. Like

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