Let's Stay Home at the Movies

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Let’s Stay Home at the Movies. [by Michael Filipiak] Tired of long lines, front row seats, sticky floors and crying babies? Avoid the hassles of going to the theater and just buy your own.

The theater grows dark as the opening

Godfather.

credits flash on the screen. A batch of warm

without worry and you ladies can finally have that Sylvester Stallone marathon you have

popcorn fills the air with its deliciously but-

In addition to state-of-the-art digital projec-

been waiting for. Not only does owning a

tery scent and tantalizes the senses of the

tion, a premium home theater requires an

personal theater give you incredible freedom

moviegoers who anxiously await the first

earth-moving, soul-shaking, sound system.

and comfort, it makes you a true movie

scene of the highly acclaimed, Academy

A multi-speaker, THX, Dolby Digital Sur-

aficionado - a distinction that only the likes

Award-winning film. Unlike most cinematic

round Sound System will do just the trick.

of Spielberg, Hanks, Bogart and Members of

experiences, you surprisingly don’t find gum

Not only will you be watching Seabiscuit, you

LawCrossing can ever attain.

underneath your chair, your feet don’t stick

will be riding right alongside him, feeling the

to the floor, and you don’t have the slightest

pounding of hooves and the jarring cheers of

expectation of hearing the whining of a newly

the crowd.

teething baby in the middle of a tender love scene. Something isn’t right. This must be

Some may say that this is the same as going

the Twilight Zone. No. This must be your very

to a movie theater, so why spend a quarter of

own private movie theater!

a million dollars? The answer is simple. You can’t wear your pajamas to the theater. You

With the price of a movie ticket constantly

can’t tell the projector operator to pause the

increasing, it only makes sense to avoid the

film while you use the restroom. You can’t

lines, the ushers and all the other hassles of

run to the kitchen to fix yourself a BLT and

a public cinema. Why continue to pay more

grab a Long Island Iced Tea at the 21 screen

for the same old movie-going experience

megaplex. And let’s face it, with the rising

when you can pay a lot more for your own

cost of tickets, and the astronomical price

cinema-quality experience at home? With

of anything edible at the movies these days,

new technologies developed by Runco, a

$250,000 is a bargain.

leading producer of home theater equipment, you can now have a home movie experience

Any true movie fan would spare no expense

that surpasses the quality and intensity of

when it comes to creating his or her very own

even the most advanced cineplexes. For

private screening room, so leather lounge

only $249,995, you can purchase the MBX-1

chairs, velvet curtains, a popcorn cart and

digital projector. This 3-chip digital projec-

theater lighting are essential. And what

tion system has enough power to project to

movie is complete without food and drinks,

screens as big as 41 feet wide. Of course, one

served by personal butlers? Let’s not forget

would need to have enough empty wall space

this is LawCrossing Weekend, and we never

to fit such a monstrosity in their home. The

settle for anything but the best. After you

digital projection provides an extremely crisp

finally have the home theater of your dreams,

and clear image superior to the standard

you will never step foot inside a cinema

projection quality in theaters. Now, you will

again, and if you feel generous, neither will

finally be able to spot the spaghetti sauce

your friends. Now you macho men can watch

stain on Marlon Brando’s dress shirt in The

Fried Green Tomatoes and Steel Magnolias

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