Time for Some Philanthropy

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Time for Some Philanthropy [by Carina Zaragoza] In the past, LawCrossing Weekend has been almost selfish, spending up the wazoo on trivialities. It’s time LawCrossing Weekend joins the many insanely rich philanthropists of the world. It’s time we give something back in the form of the world’s most expensive museum.

Museums. Centers of knowledge and culture.

ears). No wonder this egg has a price of $24

museum’s main attraction. For $8.4 million,

We have museums dedicated to natural his-

million. And if you want the entire collection

it’ll be worth the oohhing and the aahhing.

tory, art, science -- all the accomplishments

of Imperial Faberge Easter Eggs, then your

of humankind. Culture, schmulture. Why

wallet will feel $120 million lighter. But who

Keeping with the science theme is the most

not have a museum devoted to all the crazy,

can put a price on bestowing history and

expensive thing in the world. Museums often

outrageous, ridiculously expensive things

beauty to the world?

hold within their echoing halls something curious, something strange, something

you’ve bought since becoming a member of LawCrossing? What better way to showcase

Next on our tour of the world’s most expen-

amazing that just boggles the mind. And for

all your worldly possessions and your good

sive museum, let’s stop by the art gallery. To

the world’s most expensive museum, this

taste than owning the word’s most expensive

the right, Leonardo Da Vinci’s “Mona Lisa.”

curious thing has to be pricey. There it is,

museum?

To the left, Picasso’s “Guernica.” Wait a

sitting atop a velvet cushion, an element

minute. These pieces are simply too typical

created by the Atomic Energy Commission,

First of all, all museums need a collection to

for LawCrossing members’ taste. Why not

Californium-252, the most expensive thing

display. Whether it’s a collection of impres-

display the most expensive painting in the

in the whole wide world (at $350 billion a

sionist paintings or chantilly porcelain vases,

world in the world’s most expensive mu-

pound, I’d say it’s expensive).

exhibits can draw large crowds looking for

seum? Makes sense. But I’m afraid, for the

a little culture. There must be some pieces,

first time in LawCrossing

But that’s the price of giving back to the

some objects, that speak to museum goers

Weekend history, there’s

people.

as well as eccentric billionaires. Two words

a tie. A landscape by Paul

come to mind: Faberge eggs. This collec-

Cezanne as well as Vincent

tion is sure to make anybody drool, not from

Van Gogh’s “Portrait of Dr.

hunger, but from the sheer exquisite detail

Gachet” both come in at

and lavish ornamentation of each piece, not

$82 million each. Pocket

to mention the extravagant price of each egg.

change for LawCrossing members, right? Just think of the reputation you’ll earn

In the past, only royalty and rulers have had the privilege of owning and displaying a

by owning the 2 most expensive paintings in

Faberge egg. In fact, it was the Czar of Rus-

the world.

sia who commissioned the first egg be made for his wife as an Easter gift. The rest, as

And no museum can be complete without a

they say, is history. (Not a bad monologue to

dinosaur skeleton. But how in the world are

use as you show off your eggs). The very first

you going to get your hands on a dinosaur

Imperial egg contained a hen inside made of

skeleton? You could try your luck excavating

solid gold with ruby eyes. But the highlight

the Montana Badlands, but who has 5 years

of the collection is the “Coronation Egg.”

on their hands to dig around in the mud? Go

Inside the egg can be found an exact replica

the LawCrossing Weekend way and just buy

of a coach the Czarina rode in. This alone

one. You can buy a skull for $200,000. But

took 15 months to make and is made of gold,

to really wow your friends, I suggest a full

platinum, diamonds, and rubies (music to my

Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton should be your

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