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The worst hair since Shia LaBeouf

Paul Blart 2 scores 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. Still waaay too high.

Here’s a look at the pop culture news that was right on target this week—and the events that missed the mark

Chris Harrison named host of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, and we can think of at least 30 women who can answer that question.

Pantone adds official new color “Minion Yellow,” marking yet another big setback for “Boxtroll Ecru.” Fox is remaking Rocky Horror. It’s just a mistake to the left and a train wreck to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight.

China launches Mini Marilyn cartoon for young girls. But is it Mini Karen or Mini Ivy?! (This one’s for all three Smash fans out there.) Norman’s finally going Psycho on Bates Motel, but you’re even crazier if you’re not watching.

The droid we didn’t even know we were looking for

Ryan Gosling in talks for Disney’s Haunted Mansion, where all the ghosts have six-packs and the scariest thing is nonartisanal coffee.

Sábado Gigante canceled after 53 years. Sources say the budget was just too gigante.

HBO picks up pot series High Maintenance. It’s perhaps the network’s most literal green light.

The Internet uncovered a ’90s music video with a greased-up 26-year-old Jason Statham in leopard underwear. Bullseye is proud to pay it forward.

Selena to be resurrected as a hologram for a tour in 2018. Thanks to this news, the world will have already ended by then. Netflix’s Fuller House is officially a go. As in, please, PLEASE go get a better title.

Rest in peace, bitch. So, seen any cool new trailers lately? Josh Hartnett says he turned down Christopher Nolan for Batman role. Phew, that was close.

Black Eyed Peas will reunite for new album, which is particularly exciting news for That One and This Other One.

Not solid gold rich. Golden baked rich.