The worst hair since Jared Leto
Here’s a look at the pop culture news that was right on target this week—and the events that missed the mark The worst hair since Shia LaBeouf
Pantone adds official new color “Minion Yellow,” marking yet another big setback for “Boxtroll Ecru.”
China launches Mini Marilyn cartoon for young girls. But is it Mini Karen or Mini Ivy?! (This one’s for all three Smash fans out there.)
Norman’s finally going Psycho on Bates Motel, but you’re even crazier if you’re not watching.
The droid we didn’t even know we were looking for
Fox is remaking Rocky Horror. It’s just a mistake to the left and a train wreck to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight.
Ryan Gosling in talks for Disney’s Haunted Mansion, where all the ghosts have six-packs and the scariest thing is nonartisanal coffee.
Sábado Gigante canceled after 53 years. Sources say the budget was just too gigante.
HBO picks up pot series High Maintenance. It’s perhaps the network’s most literal green light.
Josh Hartnett says he turned down Christopher Nolan for Batman role. Phew, that was close.
The Internet uncovered a ’90s music video with a greased-up 26-year-old Jason Statham in leopard underwear. Bullseye is proud to pay it forward.
Selena to be resurrected as a hologram for a tour in 2018. Thanks to this news, the world will have already ended by then.
Netflix’s Fuller House is officially a go. As in, please, PLEASE go get a better title.
Rest in peace, bitch.
So, seen any cool new trailers lately?
Black Eyed Peas will reunite for new album, which is particularly exciting news for That One and This Other One.
SHIA LABEOUF: NOAM GALAI/WIREIMAGE.COM; THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW: 20TH CENTURY FOX/GETTY IMAGES; GOSLING: KARWAI TANG/WIREIMAGE.COM; DESPICABLE ME: ILLUMINATION ENTERTAINMENT; DROID: ALBERTO E. RODRIGUEZ/ GETTY IMAGES; SABADO GIGANTE: WILFREDO LEE/AP IMAGES; HIGH MAINTENANCE: PAUL KWIATKOWSKI; HARTNETT: FREDERICK M. BROWN/GETTY IMAGES; BLACK EYED PEAS: JILL ANN SPAULDING/FILMMAGIC.COM; FULL HOUSE: MPTVIMAGES.COM; REVENGE: DANNY FELD/ABC; SELENA: VINNIE ZUFFANTE/GETTY IMAGES; BATES MOTEL: JAMES DITTIGER/A&E; MINI MARILYN: COURTESY OF AUTHENTIC BRANDS GROUP, LLC; HARRISON: JASON LAVERIS/FILMMAGIC.COM; PAUL BLART: MALL COP: RICHARD CARTWRIGHT; JARED LETO: PACIFICCOASTNEWS; MAD MEN: JUSTINA MINTZ/AMC
Chris Harrison named host of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, and we can think of at least 30 women who can answer that question.
Paul Blart 2 scores 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. Still waaay too high.
