My Grandma has a secret – well she doesn’t any more. I stumbled on her secret when I opened up the door.
‘But Grandma, they’d be useful if you’d let them grow,’ I said. She stared at me and gasped. ‘You’ve got noodles in your head!’
‘You’re always losing glasses and wondering where they are...
...but if you tied them to your chin, they’d never be too far.’
‘If you’re strolling on the beach and spy some fishes in the sea, attach some hooks, cast out your hairs – Ta-daa, fresh fish for tea!’