The
May 29, 2013
Countryy Editor
Volume 1 Number 7
East
Just good reading
Black lab Travis is greeter at music store
Looking for love in dwindling farm country
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Get ready for camping season ~ Page 10
Laughably illegal by Kelly Gates In this country there are laws that regulate the speed limit. There are rules that prohibit drinking while driving. Some ban smoking in restricted areas while others are aimed at stealing, falsifying information and physically assaulting another person. While most of these mandates make sense to the average citizen, there are some writs that are just downright wacky, addressing everything from fees for elephant “parking” to where you can and cannot stuff your ice cream cone. In Alabama, for instance, it is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church. A woman can't cut her own hair without her husband's permission in Michigan. And if you are traveling through Florida on the back of an elephant, don't even consider parking that pachyderm at a meter without paying. In Michigan there is a law that states a The fee there is the same as for a vehiwife cannot cut her own hair unless she cle. has her husband’s permission. According to Southfield, MI attorney
Gary Segatti, while some of the really bizarre “laws” he's heard of are probably made up, many strange statutes really do exist. However, most are simply antiquated and no one has bothered to repeal them. “When a law is in the books, it can often be ignored and won't likely be repealed unless the legislative body decides to make a new law that is more relevant and realistic for the times,” said Segatti. “Law makers want to focus is on moving forward with better, more suitable laws, not backtracking and getting rid of irrelevant ones.” Segatti believes that some of the craziest codes may have been put into place because people have done crazy things that no one every thought to regulate before. Like the law in Massachusetts that forbids anyone from driving with a gorilla in the back seat of the car. He also questions why the government has gotten involved in some situations at all. Consider the Illinois act that disallows dog owners to bring
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Takee a hike Woodruff Nature Center and Trail is a gift to the community tiny Owen D. Young Central by Richard Barrett Every so often, when nature School in the sleepy hamlet of lovers discover a treasure of a Van Hornseville. Winding along state Route trail, creek, or camp site, they 80 in the southern reaches of find themselves facing a bit of Herkimer County, there is siga dilemma. Do I keep this discovery all to nage marking the entrance to myself and selfishly savor the the Robert B. Woodruff Nature solitude, or do I shout it from Center and the parking area the mountain tops so others and trail head. Otherwise, can experience the same you’d never know it was there. Named after a popular fordelights, only to risk the sweet silence I so desperately seek mer school teacher and princiout here being shattered by pal, and built by students and throngs of noisy curiosity community volunteers, the trail is located adjacent to the seekers. This little treasure of a hik- brick school house that Young ing trail, replete with lush veg- had built in 1930. Originally etation, the madly rushing called the Van Hornseville Otsquago Creek, a stunning Central School, it was changed 50-foot waterfall, and a to its present name in 1963 to labyrinth of above-the-ground, recognize Young as benefactor. The school’s namesake was walk-in limestone caves, is tucked in neatly behind the the founder of the Radio Corporation of America (RCA),
their pet poodles to the opera. “It seems that this type of issue would be between the people who own or operate the opera house and the patrons who wish to bring their poodles rather than something the government should regulate,” he said. “People might also question why a legislative body would tell a woman she can't cut her hair without her spouse's permission.” No need to worry about this hairbrained hair decree nowadays, he added. There are “one-sided” laws that cancel out canons if they don't apply to everyone equally-in this case, to the husband as well as the wife. Then, there is the category of laws that seem silly at first. But with a little explanation, they not only make sense but also reveal just how clever criminals can be-and what lawmakers have to do to keep up. An old, yet intact Tennessee law is the perfect example.
a General Electric subsidiary at the time, and he also helped establish the National Broadcasting Company (NBC). Young was later chosen by then-governor Thomas E. Dewey to head a commission that laid the groundwork for the state university system. The school, which Young
See Illegal page 3 built for the purpose of consolidating other surrounding small rural schools, is still operating today, with a total enrollment of less than 200 students. This is a fun and moderately easy trek, although if you really
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This hiking trail is home to lush vegetation and breathtaking waterfalls surrounding the madly rushing Otsquago Creek. Photo by Richard Barrett