LIFE AFTER 50 – MARCH 2014

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Living Green – Inside and Out

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Home, Sweet Trending Home

The latest trends in home design and facilities for aging Americans

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The legendary model-turned-mogul on business, beauty, home design and much more

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Contents

March 2014

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Cover Profile

Departments

12 At Home with Kathy Ireland The legendary model-turned-mogul on business,

06 50-Plus: What You Need to Know

beauty, home design and much more.

Features 20 Living Green – Inside and Out

Harmonize your home and life organically

by going green, sustainable and eco-friendly.

29 The Leifer Lessons

Comedienne Carol Leifer offers up advice for the glory days and best of times to come.

32 Home, Sweet Trending Home

The latest desires, needs and trends in home design and facilities for aging Americans.

39

A quick look at things 50-plusers should be aware of.

Mitchell A. Karasov offers advice for dealing with a sisterly dispute.

William Jordan says real estate is a great investment and the time to move on it is now!

The best in March television viewing.

09 It’s The Law

10 Financial Fitness

25 Tuned In To What’s On

26 Cooking, Eating and Living Well

Jackie Keller says don’t kid around when it comes to caring for your kidneys.

36 Lets Get Out

Looking to get out and about? Our March/April calendar has some great suggestions.

39 Exploring the Emerald Isle

Cover photo courtesy of kathy ireland Worldwide All material published within this issue of “Life After 50” and on www.lifeafte50.com is strictly for informational and educational purposes only. No individual, advice, product or service is in any way endorsed by “Life After 50” or Southland Publishing, Inc. or provided as a substitute for the reader’s seeking of individualized professional advice or instruction. Readers should seek the advice of qualified professional on any matter regarding an individual, advice, recommendations, services or products covered within this issue.

All information and material is provided to readers with the understanding that it comes from various sources from which there is no warranty or responsibility by “Life after 50” or Southland Publishing, Inc. as to its or their legality, completeness or technical accuracy.

Ed Boitano says the majesty of Ireland will steal your heart away.

42 And Finally…The Bookworm’s Best, A Look Back

and Just A Thought Before We Go

Our March book suggestion, memory, and a little something to leave you with.

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There’s Just No Place Like It!

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he Bay Ridge section of Brooklyn, Staten Island’s South Shore community of Eltingville, and the Lincoln Square neighborhood of Manhattan – these were the first three places I called home.

In my early 20s, off on my own to make a go of life, Naples, Fort Myers and Siesta Key, of Southwest Florida’s Gulf Coast, became the second trio of locales that served as my earthly domiciles.

Because I have toiled in various fields of media – a profession that finds you living in “markets” rather than cities and typically requires frequent moves – along with a few transitional layovers in Columbus, Ohio, Cherry Hill, New Jersey and Pomona and Rancho Cucamonga, California, my driver’s licenses have also listed Glassboro, New Jersey, Little Rock, Arkansas and Southern California’s Santa Ana, Studio City and, currently, Burbank, as my primary residencies.

The time I spent in each of those places has provided me with their own unique memories of what I was doing, the people and animals I was surrounded with, and the cultural, environmental and lifestyle amenities that are both era- and geo-specific to every period in time and spec on the map.

Along with the aforementioned, the thing that is indelibly etched in my head and heart as much as anything else is the actual brick-and-mortar structure that, in each of those places, I called “my home.”

What power those two little words have: “my home.” Whether it be a small studio apartment in rural Nowheresville or a magnificent mansion nestled into the hills of Beverly, one has to agree with the words lyricist John Howard Payne penned for the 1822 song “Home! Sweet Home!” and that Dorothy repeats at the end of “The Wizard of Oz” – “There’s no place like home.”

Today, as I write this from the office in my Victorian-style cottage bordering the Media District and Magnolia Park sections of Burbank, the concept of where and how we live, at different stages of our lives, is very much on my mind.

I think that may also be the case with you after reading this issue. From Kathy Ireland’s insight on making a house a home and landscape designer Nicholas Walker’s advice on the organic harmonization of our homes and the natural world, to Max Andrews’ look at the housing trends that are currently popular with America’s aging population, you just might close the last page of this magazine with a renewed outlook on the most wonderful place on the planet – a place that reflects your personality and passions, serves as the stage for some of your greatest moments, and provides you with a retreat and sanctuary from anything and everything this crazy world can throw at you. The place you call “my home.”

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A Dose of Nostalgia is Good for the Soul

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Longing for the magical holidays of your childhood, the idyllic summers of youth, the glory days of playing high school sports, or the feelings of first love? Dr. Constantine Sedikides, professor of social and personality psychology at England’s University of Southampton, says that reminiscing is healthy.

According to Sedikides’ research: “A sentimental longing for the past provides a sense of meaning in life and existential comfort.”

The study goes on to say most people reported that recalling memories and looking through old photo albums counteracted loneliness, boredom and anxiety.

By Claire Yezbak Fadden

The Best in 50-Plus Housing Last month, the National Association of Home Builders (NAHB) 50-Plus Housing Council announced the winners of their 2014 Best of 50-Plus Housing Awards, which honor excellence and innovation in the design, development, lifestyle and marketing of housing for the mature market. The annual awards program, held during the International Builders’ Show in Las Vegas, showcases the latest trends in housing for that market sector.

“This year’s winners stepped up to the plate and supplied competitive and attractive projects for the 50-plus market,” said Robert Karen, chairman of NAHB’s 50-Plus Housing Council. “Today’s 50plus home buyers and renters are looking for homes and communities that are much more innovative, and incorporate features and amenities that fit their lifestyle. These winning projects do just that.”

Top honors went to the NoHo Senior Arts Colony in North Hollywood, a rental community for residents age 62 and older located in the NoHo Arts District – a diverse urban neighborhood with many small theaters, artists’ studios, and creative professionals. Of the community’s 126 one- and two-bedroom apartments, 80-percent rent at market rates, with the other 20 percent serving low-income residents. The community’s social spaces include an art studio, sculpture studio, art exhibit space, a 76-seat performing arts theater that is shared with local professional theater groups, rehearsal spaces, a creative writing and read-aloud library, a computer media arts center, a yoga/meditation room, as well as more traditional community rooms.

For a full list of the winners, click on www.nahb.org/50PlusAwardWinners.

Fifty Candles Fifty years ago this month, Elizabeth Taylor divorced Eddie Fisher and married Richard Burton; Malcolm X resigned from the Nation of Islam; a Dallas jury sentenced Jack Ruby to death for the murder of Lee Harvey Oswald; Sean Connery, portraying James Bond, began filming “Goldfinger;” the Kennedy half-dollar was released into circulation; and an earthquake struck Anchorage, Alaska, registering 9.2 on the Richter Scale. Notable personalities born in March 2014 and celebrating their 50th birthday this month include actress and comedienne Wanda Sykes, Major League Baseball first baseman Will Clark, actors Rob Lowe and Ian Ziering, speed skater Bonnie Blair, model Elle Macpherson and singersongwriter Tracy Chapman.

Seeing Stars For 50-plusers, few individuals conjure up as many great memories as the entertainers they listened to and watched while growing up. Knowing this, The Hollywood Show gives people a rare opportunity to get up-close-and personal with some of their favorite stars. For a nominal entrance fee, folks enter a ballroom at the Westin Los Angeles Airport Hotel that is brimming with a galaxy of stars who, for a separate fee that they themselves set and often donate to charities, will sign autographs and pose for photos. Now celebrating its 35th year of giving people the chance to mix Sally Kellerman and mingle with the stars, the next show will present close to 100 legendary notables including Dee Wallace Stone, Elliott Gould, Martin Landau, Micky Dolenz, Rona Barrett, Sally Kellerman, Hugh O’Brian, Bo Donaldson of the Heywoods, and Karen Dotrice who played Jane Banks in the 1964 Walt Disney classic “Mary Poppins.”

Staged every three months with different stars, the next show will take place on April 11 and 12. For more information, click on www.hollywoodshow.com.

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A Little More You Need To Know Getting to Know the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act

New Words You may not find them in a dictionary yet, but they’re a part of the everyday American vocabulary. Here’s what they mean.

Nocializing: Spending more attention to your cell phone or other mobile device than with the people around you when out in a social setting or public place.

Momire or Dadmire: To love someone as a mother or father figure or to hold them in high regard for their paternal qualities.

Binge-watch: Viewing multiple episodes of a television show back-to-back in rapid succession, by using an online streaming service or DVDs.

The Most Important Thing to Know This Month When you can identify the signs of a stroke fast, as in F-A-S-T, you can greatly increase the odds of survival or long-term negative impacts by calling 911 and getting medial help as soon as possible. Just remember what the American Stroke Association recommends: If you think someone you know may be having a stoke – think F-A-S-T! F: Face Drooping – Does one side of the face droop or is it numb? Ask the person to smile. Is the person’s smile uneven?

A: Arm Weakness – Is one arm weak or numb?

Ask the person to raise both arms. Does one arm drift downward?

S: Speech Difficulty – Is speech slurred? Is the person unable to speak or hard to understand? Ask the person to repeat a simple sentence, like “The sky is blue.” Is the sentence repeated correctly?

T: Time to call 911 – If someone shows any of these symptoms, even if the symptoms go away, call 911 and get the person to the hospital immediately. Also, remember to check the time so you can give that valuable information to the first responders.

The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, aka PPACA or Obamacare, is the congressional and senate-passed law, signed by the president and deemed constitutional by the Supreme Court.

If there is one thing everyone agrees on, it is that the PPACA is complicated. So, as a service to our readers, Life After 50 will do its best to break it down into the most simplified terms. Each month, without any agenda other than to educate, we will offer the answers to questions as to what the PPACA does and doesn’t do.

Every time you watch television or read a newspaper you find so much conflicting information on the impact the new healthcare law may have on the job market and the economy. What’s the real story? Does this law hurt or help?

The truth is no one knows whether it will turn out to be good or bad for jobs and the economy. Everything you hear is either guesswork or political posturing. That said, you can be assured you will never get anything but skewed answers from a politician or a partisan organization. FOX News and other conservative-leaning media outlets will continually report that Obamacare will be the ruin of American life and civilization as we know it, while MSNBC and the progressive-leaning media will constantly tout it as the savior of American life and civilization as we know it. And so, to best understand what effects the law may have on jobs and the economy, one should look to impartial and nonpartisan sources.

The analysis by the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office, generally respected by pragmatists on both sides of the political aisle, but not infallible, predicts that some elements of the law will help job and economic growth while other parts will hurt it. On the positive side, the CBO says there is an expectation that lower-income people will have more money to infuse into the economy because more of them will have their health insurance partially or fully paid for by the government under the law. On the negative side, in the short run, the law will increase employers’ costs for their workers and, because of that, could reduce the number of people they hire. But, the CBO states, those effects, both good and bad, are expected to be modest.

The CBO’s analysis of the law actually has some good news. With the law now in effect, insurance premiums are lower than anticipated, which means it may cost $9 billion less than previously estimated and the provision designed to buffer insurance companies from risk will actually raise revenue, not function as any sort of federal government bailout. Still, that good news has been overshadowed because the CBO also projected that, between now and 2021, healthcare reform may reduce employment and worker hours by the equivalent of about 2.3 million full-time positions. Proponents say much of the decline in the workforce will be voluntary as many Americans will make the decision to take an early retirement and leave their jobs or reduce their work hours by choice because the new law will, for the first time, allow them to do that while still maintaining affordable health insurance. The CBO does side with the proponents on this one, saying that the number of workers who may be laid off or have their hours cut will be nowhere near the number of those that will voluntarily take themselves out of the workforce, which, in many cases, will prove to be a job creator by opening up opportunities for those who wish or need to continue to work and younger workers who are desperate for jobs.

The CBO also notes, but does not quantify, that with their newfound ability to retain affordable health coverage without having to stay at their jobs, many Americans will be able to start small businesses or take positions where they can be less stressed and happier. Before the law was adopted job mobility among workers with health insurance was reduced by one-quarter because of fears over losing insurance coverage. By freeing workers from that fear, the law promises not only to make individual lives better by giving people the opportunity to get out of jobs they dislike, but to also boost the job market and, in turn, the economy by opening up the job market. Detractors of the law say a smaller workforce will result in fewer people producing goods and services, which will translate into slower economic growth, but the CBO report refutes that by factoring in America’s aging population that, as they point out, would be retiring with or without the law.

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Dealing With a Sisterly Dispute

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Our parents listed my sister as their power of attorney for financial management and me as their power of attorney for healthcare. My sister is better with investments than I am. I, on the other hand, am very good with medical issues. They told us those were their arrangements because it made sense to them. Well, it didn’t make sense to me entirely, because I know my sister is extremely frugal. Knowing that, I think my parents thought she would make their money last. Both my sister and I started to help our parents as their health started failing and my mother was diagnosed with dementia. Everything worked out fine while my father could give his input, however, once he had a stroke and could no longer provide direction, the trouble started. I’m making sure my parents’ money is used to take care of them while my sister is completely focused on cost. I like my sister and don’t want to have a bad relationship with her, but I’m afraid this could ruin things. What can I legally do to make sure that my sister properly utilizes our parents’ money for their care while still maintaining a good relationship with her?

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It sounds like you’re still at a point where you can maintain the good relationship with your sister while making sure your parents’ healthcare needs are properly met. As your parents’ healthcare agent, you are in a position of strength. The power of attorney for healthcare documents gives you the legal authority and responsibility to assess and advise the financial agent of their necessary and appropriate care costs. This can get tricky because, although you make recommendations to your sister, she also has a responsibility under their power of attorney for financial management to make sure their care costs are really necessary and appropriate.

In order for both of you to make good decisions, you need to rely on the recommendations of healthcare professionals. As such, you would solicit those recommendations from the medical providers and it would be best to get those in writing. The doctor may suggest that your parents require 24-hour care, but the appropriate options may depend on a variety of factors. For instance, would in-home care or a senior community be more appropriate? If a community is appropriate, what is the appropriate level of care? In either or those cases, financial resources are important to review along with the availability of insurance coverage and eligibility for any government benefits that could help with care costs.

I would include your sister in the assessment process as much as possible by having her be present for the conversations with doctors and social workers. I would also recommend that both you and your sister consult with an elder law attorney.

The attorney can help sort through all of the information to help you both better understand your legal responsibilities according to the power of attorney documents in the context of this situation. If the situation requires a more in-depth assessment of the care issues, the attorney would then direct you to additional healthcare professionals to secure more information. Based on all of the information, you might find that you and your sister can come to an agreement on the required care for your parents and the associated costs.

Although this approach can work in many situations, sometimes people are just stuck in their own reality and they won’t be able to find a middle ground. No matter what your sister gathers from the medical reports, she may remain focused on saving money. You could also be focused on having certain arrangements in place that won’t work for your parents financially. If you cannot come to an agreement, then you could also consider working with a mediator who has significant experience in this area. If that’s not a viable option, you may have no choice but to risk the relationship with your sister to retain an attorney and file for a conservatorship of the estate to have her removed as the financial agent and you appointed. If you were successful, then you would have the authority to use your parents’ funds appropriately for their care. Even if you have to take that drastic step, you still have the option to attempt to mend the relationship with your sister. If that doesn’t work, at least you won’t have any regret that you didn’t take action to protect and care for your parents in the way you believed was best for them. ✦ MARCH 2014 LIFEAFTER50.COM 9

Financial Fitness William Jordan

William Jordan is a nationally recognized wealth manager and a wellknown speaker on financial and investment topics. To request a meeting to discuss William’s “Seven Percent Solution,” contact his office at (949) 380-8600 or click on www.WJAoc.com.

Invest in Real Estate – Now!

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or the past four years, I have been speaking and writing about the importance of investing in real estate. In the last 15 years, the real estate market has experienced some of the wildest swings in history. Following the bear market in the early 1990s, we saw one of the greatest bull markets in real estate followed, not surprisingly, by one of the greatest bear markets that went on from 2006 to 2009.

Today, real estate remains a hot investment, and yet, as is so often the case, most of what you hear in the media and from many experts remains behind the times.

Believe me, real estate can be one of the best possible investments, though there are, of course, issues and risks. Let’s briefly explore the recent real estate market gyrations and consider how the current market could or should be impacting those over the age of 50.

Where We’ve Been When I started my career as a wealth manager in 1998, I was fond of telling anyone who would listen that real estate is my favorite investment. For a wealth manager, that was a surprising comment. Over the years, I have come to realize most professionals in the wealth management industry try to put real estate down as an investment for one simple reason: they see it as competition.

Real estate, specifically income-producing real estate, is a fabulous investment for a host of reasons. The ability to receive income while the property grows in value, the use of leverage so you can buy a property without having to pay all cash and the fact that people always need a place to live are just a few of the reasons I encourage investment in real estate.

However, in 2005, I told anyone who would listen that if they had real estate they were thinking of selling, they needed to do so in the next five to seven years. “Sell it now!” was my strong advice. I followed my own advice and completely exited the real estate market. Looking back, that advice was welltimed and my clients appreciated the warning and benefited from it.

After the market dropped significantly, my clients started asking me when it would be a good time to reenter the real estate market. My stock answer is: “When you can buy a rental property for cash and gross more than a 10-percent yield from the rents.” As early as 2010, I began advising my clients to do just that.

Over the past few years, the media have slowly warmed to the idea of a recovery in the real estate market. What seems clear is the possibility of further declines in real estate prices has become very low. This has several implications for real estate owners and investors.

Buy Real Estate Today Anyone who is thinking about investments should seriously consider buying rental property now. Using my 10-percent income barometer, it would be almost impossible to make a poor purchase. With that level of income coming in, you can sit back and enjoy the monthly checks while, over time, you can expect to see the value of the property increase.

I would suggest it is okay to pay cash for a real estate investment, and it is also okay to finance the purchase. While normally I am not a fan of debt, the current interest rates are so low that taking out a mortgage on an investment property is a good idea.

Some of my clients simply do not want to handle their own rental real estate, in which case there are some investments where a manager such as myself can handle the details on behalf of the client. We at William Jordan Associates have been investing in real estate for our clients over the past four years with great success. So, while such investments require further discussion with an experienced advisor who understands your personal situation, the bottom line is this: you should be looking into adding or expanding real estate as a part of your investment portfolio – now! ✦

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By David Laurell

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s a toddler, Kathleen Marie Ireland, the daughter of a labor union organizer and his wife, who was actively involved in charitable organizations, was completely unaware that Sports Illustrated’s second swimsuit issue was released just weeks before her first birthday.

Featuring Sue Peterson, an 18-year-old Sunday school teacher and freshman at Los Angeles Valley College who viewed modeling as a way of parlaying her “California girl” good looks into some extra money, the January 1964 issue was a follow-up to SI’s previous year’s inaugural offering that presented a cover and five-page layout of Babette March, a 23-year-old Germanborn beauty.

Conceived by SI editor Andre Laguerre, the swimsuit issue was created to offer up some sexy fun in the sun to winter-weary American males during a time that tends to be a lull in professional sports action. Tapped to handle this task, fashion reporter Julie Campbell took Laguerre’s idea and turned it into a pop culture phenomenon that would play a huge role in ushering in the supermodel era of the 1970s and ‘80s.

While Campbell was busy transforming beauty into business, little Kathy Ireland was doing the same thing – at the age of four. Trudging through her neighbored with a wagon full of painted rocks, Kathy’s door-to-door sales proved to be a harbinger for the entrepreneurial kingdom she would rule over in the future.

Having gotten an early taste of business, Kathy went on to deliver newspapers before being discovered, at the age of 16, by an Elite Model Management agent. Appearing on the covers of major magazines including Vogue and Cosmopolitan, Kathy was still a year short of her 20th birthday when Campbell came a-calling, offering her the opportunity to do a layout in SI’s 1984 swimsuit issue.

For the next 13 years, Kathy continued to be featured in the annual issue appearing on the cover three times, including the 25th Anniversary Swimsuit Edition, which became the venerable sports magazine’s best selling swimsuit issue to date.

This past February, 50-year-old Kathy joined fellow supermodel icons Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks, Christie Brinkley, Marisa Miller and Kate Upton to celebrate the 50th anniversary of SI’s swimsuit issue at Hollywood’s Dolby Theatre. During the NBC televised event, “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful,” Ireland’s 1989 cover was awarded “The Greatest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover of All Time.”

From Model to Mogul

With both the swimsuit issue and Kathy having passed the 50-year milestone, the magazine’s winter offering continues to grow in popularity, while she has gone on to act in television and film productions and marry Dr. Gregory Olsen, who specializes in emergency medicine. Today, the couple have three children, and Kathy, who has authored six children’s books, has established herself as a successful business woman overseeing kathy ireland Worldwide (she separates herself from the team effort that creates her corporate brand by lowercasing the “k” and “i”), a $2 billion design empire of licensed products that includes items as diverse

as clothing, jewelry and skin care to children’s books, home and office furniture, rugs, home goods, carpeting and home décor items.

Catching up with the world’s richest supermodel, whom Forbes magazine has called the “model-turned-mogul,” Kathy says that, while business is in her blood, it is neither her supermodel past nor her current CEO status that means as much to her as simply spending time at home with her family.

“My perfect day would be one in which I wake up and have nothing planned,” she says. “A day where I would have the freedom to do whatever I want, which would be to have all of my family together and just enjoy the spontaneity of life – surfing, hiking or just hanging out together at our home in Santa Barbara.”

Life After 50 (LA50): Did you and Greg build your home?

Kathy Ireland (KI): We did. Greg and I both grew up here in the Santa Barbara area and we love it. Our families are both here and that is why

we bought the property in 1994. There had been a house on the property when we bought it. It had been uninhabited for years and it looked like a haunted house. But the property was charming and so beautiful. We fell in love with the mature live oaks on the property that are estimated to be between 150 and 200 years old and there’s a trellis vine that is at least 150 years old. It is just a gorgeous place. The original home on the property had been built in 1867. It was a ranchstyle house and we figured, with some paint and new carpeting, it would be great. Well, we lived there for three years and then one day, my husband’s foot went through the floor and we decided it was time to rebuild. So we built our home about 16 years ago and we just love it.

LA50: Were you both involved in the home’s design?

KI: We both had strong feelings about what we love and, mostly, how we want to live, so, yes, we were very specific as to what we wanted our home to be like. When we bought the property, I was MARCH 2014 LIFEAFTER50.COM 13

pregnant with our first child, our son, Erik. He was about three when we first started building and, knowing we wanted to have more children, we wanted the home to be very family-friendly. We also love animals and have always had a house full of pets, as we continue to do, so we wanted it to be elegant but not fussy.

LA50: How would you describe the design of your home?

KI: It has a rustic feel to it, but it’s TuscanMediterranean in design. It’s a combination of two styles that are a part of the kathy irealnd Worldwide brand – European Country and La Vida Buena.

LA50: Everyone has their special place or favorite room in a house. What’s yours?

KI: There are several places in my home that I really love. Our kitchen is really the heart of our home. So much gets done there, from cooking to homework to prayers – a lot happens there, so, it is my favorite place to be. I also love our master bedroom which is my retreat. I just feel so very

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blessed and fortunate to have such a wonderful home in such a beautiful place.

LA50: Are you the type of person who is constantly redesigning or redecorating rooms?

KI: Well, (laughing) our home is a lab. Because I’m in the home-furnishings industry, handling everything from home goods and furnishings to flooring and lighting and much more, we are constantly trying out new products in our home.

Ever since the kids were little, we had them throw disgusting things on the carpets and jump on the furniture to test the durability. That didn’t go over well when they went to their friends’ houses and just figured that is what you did. The first time that happened, I was mortified and had to explain to them that at home, that is helping, but at other people’s houses, you can’t do that.

We are constantly changing things out, much more frequently than most people, because we’re constantly testing things.

LA50: For the average person whose home is not a lab, do you have any suggestions for how often they should consider changing things?

KI: I like to freshen a home often and I don’t think that means spending a lot of money. A fresh coat of paint – a new color – that can change the entire mood and emotion of a room. A new rug can also do wonders. When someone tells me they want to redo a room, but are overwhelmed and have no idea where to start, I always tell them to start from the ground up. A rug is the perfect way to start. A rug is an anchor. If you find a rug that you love and really works in a room, you can draw color from it for your walls and window coverings and accent pillows and upholstery.

LA50: What other advice do you offer to people looking to design or decorate a house?

KI: Well, I’m not that interested in houses at all.

What I’m interested in is creating homes. When I walk through a front door, I want to get a feeling of who it is that lives there. I want to get a sense of their personality. When you walk in and see framed family photos, children’s art or collections – sea shells or beach glass – you get a sense of who the people are who live in the home and what they are all about – what really means something

to them. None of that has to be expensive to do.

You can find things at a flea market or just buy a simple frame that you can adorn with buttons or shells or your own painting. I love when people really personalize their homes and rooms. That is what makes them very special and unique and tells you who they are. I think that people can be intimidated by home design. I always encourage them to unleash their own personal style, to not be afraid of color, to be bold and to have fun.

It is also important that people don’t do things that will break their budget, because that it is very tempting and it is easy to get carried away and go well beyond what you intended to spend.

I tell people to focus on areas where they can get a lot of change without spending a lot of money.

My mom was great at doing that. When I was a little girl, I would come home after school and think I had walked into the wrong house. My mom, without spending a cent, would rearrange furniture and pictures. I also am a believer that people should give a lot of thought to who will be using the space, how it will be used, what their goals are, and what they want to accomplish in a look and in a design that works for them. Having proper functionality and a beautiful environment that reflects who you are and the things that are important to you – that greatly adds to your quality of life.

LA50: So, when someone comes into your home, what does it tell them about who you are?

KI: If you came into my home, well, first you would be greeted by our four dogs. You would hear our birds and see our gecko and our fish, so you would know we are animal lovers. You would also see that our home is loved and really lived in. One of our design philosophies at kathy ireland Worldwide is “Life is Messy.” Rather than being afraid of the mess we make by cooking and working and just living our lives, we like designs that embrace the way we live. We don’t have a lot of rules in our home. The animals are as much a part of the home as the humans and they are allowed on the furniture. It’s a home that is beautiful and yet comfortable. When you come in, you would feel comfortable because nothing is too fussy and fragile. We are blessed to have some beautiful art in our home, but it is not like a museum where you feel you can’t touch anything.

It has a very welcoming and inviting feeling that reflects who we are as a family.

LA50: Kathy, how involved are you with the various products that are offered under your brand?

KI: I don’t just put my name on anything. I’ve been accused of being a control freak and I accept that, because I do put my heart into everything that we do and design and market. I work with an amazing team. I don’t have a formal degree in design. I barely finished high school. But, by being around great people I have become welleducated in design and business. Those two things have always been my passions. When I was four years old, I sold painted rocks that my sister and I designed. We put them in our wagon and took them door-to-door selling them. I’ve always loved the concept of business. When I got my first real job, when I was 11, doing a paper

route, my mom tells the story of coming home and finding me in the driveway of our home with a building contractor. I was tired of sharing a room with my sister and, since I was working and had an income of about $60 a month, I wanted to have a room designed and built over the garage for me. I clearly remember seeing that room in my mind. Then, of course, when he gave me the bid, it was rather shocking for someone who was making what I was making – about $20,000. But my dream never died. It just grew.

LA50: You mentioned that you are not a formally trained designer. How did you learn about style and design?

KI: My modeling work turned out to be an incredible education that exposed me to some of the best designers in the word. I also had the opportunity to do so much traveling and learned about so many different cultures and got to see how people lived in various parts of the world and what they needed to live. All of that became a great foundation for learning about style and design. I also got to work with Vera Wang when she was with Vogue and Julie Campbell from Sports Illustrated, who had an incredible eye.

LA50: You have also attributed much of what you know about style and design to one of the greatest icons of the 20th century.

KI: Yes. I was mentored in style by Elizabeth Taylor, who was like family to me. It was one of the great privileges of my life to have her mentor me on life and design and family and philanthropy and business. It was through Elizabeth that I saw all those things, and so much more, through a new set of eyes. Her influence on me was and is profound.

LA50: What was it about her that had such a huge impact on you?

KI: I have never known anyone like her. There will never be anyone like her. She was just an incredible woman of courage. She was always encouraging me to go bolder – in style, in design and in life. She would pull out books and she would show me jewelry designs from 2,000 years ago. She had an appreciation and an understanding of jewelry that was unique. She always said that we never really own jewelry, but rather we are stewards of them for the time they MARCH 2014 LIFEAFTER50.COM 15

Nicholas will meticulously work with us to get it just right. He brings the outdoors in, meaning he works with us on everything we design – jewelry, a gown, home goods – whatever. And, he is not just instrumental with our brands, he also plays a vital role on a global level, getting the word out on environmental safety issues and sustainability.

LA50: On the 20th of this month, you will begin your second year of life after 50. So, along with wishing you a happy birthday, can we ask if you have adopted any philosophies about aging?

KI: Coming from an industry that has so heavily judged people by superficial things – that we really have little control over – our appearance, I do look back and realize I never really felt comfortable earning a paycheck by virtue of the way someone perceived I looked. That is why I intentionally built a business that has nothing to do with my appearance. That was, and is, very freeing to me. I am extremely grateful for my long-ago modeling career and what it has given me the opportunity to do. But I always felt I was promoting unattainable beauty. I believe beauty comes in every size and shape and color and age. I think if you take what you see on magazine covers with the understanding that it is fantasy, that’s fine. But the problem is, you have people, especially young people, trying to emulate something that is not real.

LA50: It’s like when Cindy Crawford said that she wished she looked like Cindy Crawford.

are in our possession. She believed we had to be good stewards of them and appreciate them. She had a true love affair with jewelry and of beauty.

She was a great teacher and I am so deeply grateful that she was, and still is, such a big part of my life.

LA50: Along with what you have gained through Elizabeth and your life experiences, what do you draw inspiration from when it comes to your design work?

KI: I love the outdoors. When it comes to design, I work with the best in the business, an incredible

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team of people who can take my rough sketches and my ideas and translate them into a design process. To me, the ultimate designer is God and it is from Him that I get my inspiration – from the patterns in a leaf, the colors of leaves, the earth tones of wildflowers. I love the palate of nature.

I love the details and depth of nature that is all around us. Nicholas Walker is one of our brand ambassadors. He is a world-renowned landscaper who was responsible for all of the gardens and landscaping at Elizabeth Taylor’s magnificent estate. His work has been in Architectural Digest and he has been on Oprah. He is amazing. If we are designing a necklace with a laurel leaf,

KI: That’s right. When people have asked about my biggest beauty secret or tip on appearance and looking good, I’ve always said get good airbrushing and retouching (laughs). The thing is, what you see in magazines is entertainment.

It’s fantasy. And if you accept it for the fantasy it is – the fun and the beauty of it – that’s okay.

But I am such a strong believer that young people need to know that when they see a model on a magazine cover that they – that no one – really looks like that. But back to my thoughts on getting older: I have to say that, while I feel very young, as I have gotten older, I feel more and more that I know less and less. I feel there is so much I still need to learn and do. I think the worst thing someone can do is to stagnate, which equals death. I feel like I still have a lot of growing to do. I always feel like a kid, asking myself what I’m going to be when I grew up. Right now, I’m in a chapter of my life where we still have young children. Erik is 20, Lily is 16 and Chloe is 11.

Being a mom is my most important and cherished job. That is something I will always be, but as they get older and the responsibilities of my role as a mom shift, I know I will be thinking about what’s next, about the next chapter of my life.

That’s very exciting to me.

For more information on Kathy Ireland and kathy ireland Worldwide, click on www. kathyireland.com.

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iving green is a big topic for millions of Americans and for good reason: you would have to live in a cave not to be aware of the negative impact humans are having on the Earth’s eco-system. The good news is that eco-consciousness has never been higher, and today’s emphasis in home and garden design offers people the opportunity to live green and be more in tune with nature.

As the owner of Champion Walker Landscapes, a design/build firm that deals in landscape architecture, I draw on over 30 years of experience to make “living green” a reality for my clients. I have dedicated myself to creating the sense of sanctuary that the word “garden” implies – no matter the size or scope of the site or project – and am fueled by the belief that everything we do has to be based upon sustainable practices. Because of that dedication, I design irrigation systems that optimally minimize water waste and never use synthetic materials or chemical products.

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For those of us who are over 50, embracing a green lifestyle is a great way to adopt a healthier lifestyle – for us and our planet. While some may simply think it is chic to be eco-savvy, the benefits, for us, our children and our grandchildren are becoming more evident every day. So evident, in fact, that the day is quickly coming when living green will become second nature.

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n the 1960s, before the infiltration of the mega-chain hamburger giants, kids growing up in the New York metropolitan area had their favorite preMcDonald’s and Burger King dining establishments. If you asked a kid from any of the burroughs of New York or counties of Long island where they wanted to eat and what they wanted to order, chances are good it would have been a “slice” from their neighbored pizzeria, a sundae at Jahn’s Family Restaurant and Ice Cream Parlor, or a hot dog at either Nedick’s or Nathan’s.

That was not the case with one little girl who lived in the little town of East Williston in Long Island’s Nassau County. When Seymour Leifer, an East Williston optometrist and his psychologist wife, Anna, looked to their daughter, Carol for a dining suggestion, it was always sure to be one place – Greenwich Village’s Minetta Tavern.

A watering hole that had been frequented by New York’s bohemians and literati including Ernest Hemingway, Ezra Pound, Eugene O’Neill, e. e. cummings and Dylan Thomas since the late 1930s, Minetta Tavern was not high on the list of most, if any, of the era’s prepubescents. But it certainly was for Seymour and Anna’s daughter. There was one reason for that, and it had nothing to do with the establishment’s ambience, food or history. Minetta Tavern was young Carol’s constant choice, because she had read that her favorite television personality – Soupy Sales – was a regular patron of the pub and she hoped to meet him.

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“My parents never once said: ‘I don’t think we’re going to run into him,’ or discouraged me from believing that he would be there,” laughs Leifer. “The fact is, they took me there, and were always supportive of my fantasy that Soupy would walk in and I would get to meet him and talk to him. That is really staggering when I look back on it; that they would do that; be so encouraging of me and my dream.”

Early Inspirations

While Soupy never materialized during a Leifer family meal at the Minetta, he continued to inspire young Carol with his comedy, as did many other comedians of the day that she was exposed to through her father.

“My dad was such a comedy fan,” Carol recalls. “He loved comedians. He would watch ‘The Ed Sullivan Show’ and call us all in when any comedian was on – Rodney Dangerfield, Jackie Mason, Alan King, Jackie Vernon, Shecky Greene. He loved those guys and he loved comedy albums like Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner’s ‘The 2,000-Year-Old Man.’ When I was a kid, in the ‘60s, parents played albums and the whole family listened to them. So much of my comedy grew out of being exposed to whatever my parents’ cultural tastes were. I think people of all ages are missing out on that today, because they are on their own devices and locked into their own interests and no longer share their cultural tastes with one another. When I was a kid, everyone watched the same television shows, no matter what their age, because there just weren’t that many choices and most families only had one TV.” As young Carol got older, she followed in her father’s footsteps, developing a love for comedy and comedians – so much so that she decided to pursue a career as a comedienne. With only a handful of women – Moms Mabley, Phyllis Diller and Joan Rivers – having broken into the boy’s club of standup comedy, Carol says she was never intimidated by the then-male domination of the genre.

“I think that was largely because of my parents’ support,” she says. “They didn’t just bring me to the Minnetta Tavern in hopes of meeting Soupy; they also stood behind me as I left college in my junior year to pursue my dream.

I don’t know if, as a parent, I would have reacted as calmly about that as they did. I’m also grateful that I came into comedy during the golden age of standup.

There was a real camaraderie between the comics I came up with. It was very pure and it was a time when the door had opened for women. I was very influenced by Elayne Boosler, who was one of the first young women who was breaking the male mold and doing standup in clubs. She was a huge inspiration to me.”

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Success and the One to Beat

Having abandoned her pursuit of a theater degree at Binghamton University, Leifer and her then boyfriend, Paul Reiser, began working the open mic nights at various New York comedy clubs such as Catch A Rising Star, The Comic Strip and The Improv. Those club appearances became vital for young comedians hoping for a break and Carol’s came when a fellow upstart comedian, David Letterman, caught her show at the Comic Strip, was impressed by her performance, and, soon thereafter, got his own show and invited her to appear with him.

A hit on the Letterman show, Carol’s career took off and she soon found herself opening for Jerry Seinfeld and a singer who called her “one funny broad” – Frank Sinatra.

“Working with Sinatra, yeah, that was awesome and remains my greatest show business achievement,” says Carol. “It was such a highlight to have gotten to know him and to see how gracious he was as a performer and what a true pro he was. Having worked with him was the highlight of my career. Will I ever be able to beat that? You know, I hope so. I don’t believe in looking back at the past as being our glory days, but the fact is, working with Sinatra, for me, that is the one to beat.”

Going on to make regular appearances with David Letterman and other toprated talk shows, Carol also continued to do the standup circuit and wrote for many hit comedy shows including “Saturday Night Live,” “The Larry Sanders Show,” “Seinfeld,” “Rules of Engagement” and numerous comedy specials.

Hitting the Big Time…21 Times Later

Having opened for Sinatra, written for some of the most successful comedy shows of all time and established herself as one of the premiere comediennes of the 1980s and ‘90s, there was one huge comedy hurdle Carol had never cleared – one that typically served as a springboard for a young comic’s career – an appearance on “The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson.”

“My first appearance on Carson was a story of perseverance,” she reveals with a laugh. “From the time I started doing standup, I had been constantly turned down by ‘The Tonight Show’ talent coordinators. But I kept on trying. I kept thinking maybe the 14th time will be the charm, maybe the 18th time will be the charm. And then, long after my career was established, I got the call.”

Just months before Carson left “The Tonight Show” in 1992, Carol finally received the nod she had been hoping for. “It was kind of funny,” she says.

“When I finally got it, I didn’t have any of those backstage jitters like many of my contemporaries had when they did the show as young comedians who were just starting out and had been plucked off the stage of Catch a Rising Star.

By the time I did ‘The Tonight Show,’ I had opened for Sinatra and had been doing Letterman for over 10 years, so the pressure was off. When I was a kid starting out, if a comedian went on ‘The Tonight Show’ and killed, they became an overnight star. People were talking about them the next day and their career would take off. Today, most people don’t even know who is on Letterman or ‘The Tonight Show’ or Kimmel on any given night. The shows are no longer events like they once were. So, for me, doing ‘The Tonight Show’ didn’t have that sort of pressure. It was more of a career accomplishment – of achieving a goal I had for 15 years. I was proud that I had hung in there after being rejected 21 times. I felt good that when I did get there, it was because of my determination and unwillingness to give up.”

Parenting After 50

Along with her standup and comedy writing, Carol’s tenacity and personal observations have also been on display in her book, “When You Lie About Your Age, The Terrorists Win” (Random House Publishing Group, 2009), a compilation of humorous essays on subjects that range from her Jewish ancestry and upbringing, to coming out as a gay woman, same-sex marriage, late-inlife parenting and embracing a vegetarian lifestyle, the latter done for ethical and health reasons, and also because, as a Jewish lesbian, she felt she was not already part of a small enough minority.

Today, sharing her life and Santa Monica home with her partner, Lori Wolf, their eight-year-old son, Bruno, and five rescue dogs, Carol says she believes she is a better parent today than she would have been in her 30s.

“Lori is seven years younger than me and she was the real driving force in our deciding to adopt a child,” says Carol. “I was 50 and had given up on the idea of having a child, but I knew how important it was to her. So while she was

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the ringleader, once we made the decision to do it, I was totally committed and down with it, and from that second on, it has been magical. I think being an older parent is great. I’m a much better mom now than I would have been when I was younger.”

Admitting it is a bit odd to get Parents magazine in the mail along with AARP magazine, Carol says the pace of her current life fits well with raising a child.

“Also, as an older parent with a young child, you have a lot in common with one another,” she adds. “We both like books with large print and napping is always on the agenda.”

Imparting Advice

This month, as Carol prepares for the April 20 premiere of “Devious Maids,” the ABC Studios-produced Lifetime dramedy that was created by Marc Cherry of “Desperate Housewives” fame and upon which she serves as a co-executive producer, she is also gearing up for the April release of her latest book, “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Crying” (Random House Publishing Group, 2014).

Peppered with career advice, her hilarious new tome consists of a collection of essays that chart the triumphs and missteps of her extraordinary three-decadeplus journey in show business.

Serving up valuable life lessons for those of any age in any profession, the book blends a memoir with a guide to career success that offers tips for getting ahead, finding your way, and opening doors – even if you have to use a sledgehammer.

Asked what propelled her to do an advice book, she says she felt she had a lot to share from her own personal and unconventional journey towards achieving her goals. “When I was presented with the concept of doing a memoir, I thought it would be a better idea to share lessons I’ve learned – which are many. I thought that format would be helpful to someone starting out in comedy or in any walk of life. I felt that, perhaps, they could glean something from me about navigating through the real world. I started pursuing my career when I was just 21, so I’ve been doing what I do for 36 years, which is remarkable to me that I have had such a long run and with so many different opportunities. So I thought if I was going to do the book, it could be entertaining, but by sprinkling it with advice, it could also have an educational component.”

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The Best is Yet to Come

Carol says that it is important to know that the advice she gives in her book is not only intended for young up-and-comers, but for people of all ages who are following a dream and embracing a passion.

“I hope if I have imparted anything as far as advice in my book it is that it is never too late for anything,” she says. “I believe that as ageist as our society is – and it is – I believe when you are positive and have good energy, you have something going for you. Getting older means you are a bit smarter and wiser.

Now granted, you can’t eat whatever you want and stay 110 pounds, but the trade-out is that you can use what you have learned to better showcase yourself.

That’s what you have to do to go after a new career or to follow a passion, no matter what your age. People will always respond well to someone with positive energy and passion. A positive attitude and an upbeat and energetic personality is the only thing that will blind people to age or anything else. You can never go wrong with being positive and promoting the skills that comes with experience and wisdom. Combining those things is a killer package.”

To adopt the positivity, passion and energy that Carol believes is vital to staying relevant in one’s career and life, Carol says the biggest thing to avoid is negative people. “You can get so sucked up, in any business, with the grumblers and the complainers and those who bitch over what they didn’t get and what break never came their way, “ she opines. “Sour grapes may be great if you want to sit around and bullshit and commiserate with your friends, but it will never get you anywhere in business – any business – so why expend that negative energy that offers no return?”

Asked if she has adopted any sort of a philosophy on aging, she says “No,” laughs and then says, “I mean not hearing the word ‘no.’”

“I guess what I can say is that, no matter what you want to do in life, you have to be aggressive but in a good way. No matter what your age, you have to be a squeaky wheel to get what you want, but you can’t be a pain in the ass. That can be a fine line. But you can’t be afraid of hearing ‘no.’ I’ve never been afraid of ‘no.’ I have always stayed out there and never let ‘no’ bring me down, even when I got ‘no’ time-after-time from ‘The Tonight Show.’ You have got to stay determined and keep looking for new opportunities. Look at my work with ‘Devious Maids.’ I have never worked on an hour show before and here I am at 57 having this new incredible opportunity that I’m grateful for – getting to work at the feet of the master (Mark Cherry). The trap for many people, as they get older, is that they look back and feel that some other time in their life was the best time – their glory days. My approach is that the best things and the glory days are all still happening or will happen. An optimistic and positive outlook is the most important thing. I relish every day, because I always feel the best is yet to come. Like everyone else, I’ve had my successes and failures. Hey, Soupy never came into the Minetta Tavern and I never did get to meet him,” she says with a shrug. “But you brush it off, you move on, and you end up opening for Sinatra.” ª

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Home, Sweet Trending Home A look at the latest desires, needs and trends in home designs and housing facilities for aging Americans

By Max Andrews

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ith more than 10,000 Americans turning 65 every day, it should come as no surprise that home builders and design professionals are turning their attention to the needs and desires of mature homeowners and buyers.

For baby boomers and beyond who have begun to think about doing some remodeling or modifications to their home or the home of an older relative, odds are good they are doing so with an eye towards aging-in-place. Defined by the Center for Disease Control, aging-in-place is “the ability to live in one’s own home and community safely, independently, and comfortably, regardless of age, income, or ability level.”

For most people, this process usually starts when a family member’s mobility begins to diminish and getting around the house is no longer easy or safe.

When it comes to aging-in-place remodeling, universal design plays a big role and a Certified Aging-in-Place Specialist (CAPS) can help you to make sure your home will have the latest universal design concepts. Universal design is the design of products and environments to be usable by all people, to the greatest extent possible, without the need for adaptation or specialized design.

Simply put, it is the way to make modifications that benefit one family member while also making sure every inhabitant is comfortable and feels “at home.”

What People Want

Among the design elements and modifications that are trending with those who are looking at their home with an eye towards aging-in-place are things that, first and foremost, will address mobility issues. One of the most requested designs is homes with open floor plans that make for easier maneuvering. The ability to live on one floor is also frequently cited as one of the

most important requirements. Taking this into consideration the newest international residential codes are now allowing for the change in level from garage to home to occur without a step.

People who live in two-story homes are also requesting remodels to have master bedrooms and baths built on the main floor.

Easy Maintenance

Easy maintenance is another top priority, most notably in outdoor areas, the kitchen and the bath. To address this, designers are using more antibacterial materials and finishes.

In the Kitchen

Design trends in the kitchen are seeing designers build more open spaces with fewer wall cabinets at high levels that are difficult to reach and dangerous to use with a chair or step stool.

More and more, creatively designed and larger drawers are taking the place of cabinets for storage. Appliances are also being designed to be at more comfortable heights to avoid reaching up or bending down.

In the Bath

People are requesting designs that include handrails, non-slip flooring materials and the option of sitting while doing some tasks, which means lower mirrors, knee room and more open floor space. Along with walk-in tubs, the new trend in toilets is comfort and right-height seats. Some designers are now doing various height seats in different bathrooms to accommodate changing needs and every family member. Homeowners are also interested in the many additional options becoming available including those with heated and self-closing seats and personal hygiene features.

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When the Time Comes to Transition

While various organizations, including the American Seniors Housing Association, report that the overwhelming majority of those turning 65 today will continue to live in their own home or with a family member for the remainder of their lives, between five and eight-percent will at some point in time (typically after the age of 75) move to a seniors-only multifamily housing community or assisted living facility.

Just as people are looking for various designs and accommodations for their homes, they, and more specifically, their children, are also demanding certain things when the decision is made to transition from a person’s own home into a senior community or assisted living facility.

The First Impression

Nothing counts more than the way a person and their family feel when they first set foot in a facility. An unfriendly staff, uncomfortable temperatures (either too hot or too cold), or any odd smell or indication that there is a lack of cleanliness or proper maintenance is an immediate deal-killer.

Location, Location, Location

One of the biggest attractions to a senior community, as with all housing, is location. Most people want a tranquil and inviting setting with a courtyard and walking trails that is near a vibrant urban core or suburban shopping area and medical care.

Meals

Dining and food services are the biggest contributors to resident satisfaction in senior living communities. Knowing this, many communities have become increasingly innovative in the creation of their menu selections. Dining styles range from cafeteria style to fine dining, and while menus vary from day-to-day, they always consist of three nutritionally balanced meals provided each day, seven days a week, and snacks provided between meals. Residents may also request special foods for their dietary needs, and choose to dine in their own rooms if they wish.

Safety and Security

Peace of mind is one of the driving forces in what people demand from senior housing. Having a secure building where you know you or your loved one is protected from wandering or emergencies is very important. Senior living residences typically include a 24-hour emergency response system that is accessible from each resident’s apartment, along with security and monitoring systems that prevent wandering. New technologies now available and in use in many senior living residences employ behavioral monitoring, which tracks and monitors residents’ habits, helping caregivers anticipate needs and be alerted to any changes in an individual’s health. ª

Amenities

Among the amenities people are most attracted to are nicely designed and properly maintained community rooms, coordinated social activities, recreation and fitness programming, pools, spas, opportunities to pursue creative interests and hobbies, and to be able to have a small pet.

Design

Privacy, comfort, and home-like aesthetics are always at the top of the list when it comes to selecting an assisted living facility.

While some residences are furnished, many residents like to bring their own furnishings to personalize their apartment. People are also looking for kitchens and bathrooms designed for optimum safety and to accommodate wheelchairs and walkers. Among the design checklist most people have when looking at a facility are: * A facility that is easy to navigate. * Properly working elevators. * Secure and maintained handrails. * Cupboards and shelves that are easy to reach. * Floors of non-skid materials. * Good natural and artificial lighting.

Services

While services can be customized to specific needs for those in need of memory care or assistance with eating, bathing, dressing, toileting, and walking, some of the more universally desired services that are in demand are: * 24-hour emergency call systems for each resident. * Housekeeping and laundry services. * Shuttle buses and transportation. * An onsite barber/beautician.

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LETs GET OUT A Preview of Upcoming Events for March/April By Claire Yezbak Fadden

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monotony and disturbing the puzzled Stanley a former pianist who is out of a job and maybe out of his mind. In celebration of Stanley’s birthday, a party is planned but menace arrives and mayhem ensues. Facts twist into half-truths and the night unravels into a mix of the characters’ whimsical, eccentric, clownish and ultimately darkest desires. Gil Cates Theater at the Geffen Playhouse, 10886 Le Conte Ave., Los Angeles. Also March 16.

Ticket prices vary. (310) 208-2028. www. geffenplayhouse.com.

50 SHADES! THE MUSICAL The play begins with a ladies book club deciding to read “Fifty Shades of Grey.”

Through their interpretation of the novel, the audience is led on a hilarious roller coaster ride of this unlikely bestseller. The show is full of dance numbers, 11 original songs and a live band backing the performance. Center Theatre Group/Kirk Douglas Theatre, 9820 Washington Blvd., Culver City. Also March 16. $30-$50.

(213) 628-2772. centertheatregroup.org.

SUNDAY, MARCH 16 VILLON Murder, mayhem and poetry. Follow the 15th century poet François Villon and his gang of bandits, vagabond priests and swordsmencourtiers through the treacherous forests of medieval France. Padua Playwrights @ the Odyssey Theatre, 2055 S. Sepulveda Blvd., Los Angeles. Fri.-Sun. through March 23. $30.

(310) 477-2055 x2. paduaplaywrights.org.

SATURDAY, MARCH 15

LOST AND FOUND: THE SECRETS OF ARCHIMEDES

In 1999, researchers began a project to read the erased texts of the Archimedes Palimpsest—the oldest surviving copy of works by the greatest mathematical genius of antiquity. The exhibition shares the story of the Archimedes Palimpsest’s journey and the discovery of new scientific, philosophical and political texts from the ancient world. The manuscript demonstrates that Archimedes discovered the mathematics of infinity, mathematical physics and combinatorics—a branch of mathematics used in modern computing. Huntington Library, Art Collection & Botanical Gardens, MaryLou and George Boone Gallery, 1151 Oxford Road, San Marino. Through June 8. $15-$23.

(626) 405-2100. huntington.org.

ENTERTAINMENT SATURDAY, MARCH 15 MACBETH In a world rife with superstition and witchcraft, the Bard’s insatiable Scottish couple leads us down a traitorous and blood-soaked road to the throne only to learn that power attained through murderous greed is enshrouded with the sleepless shriek of a guilty conscience.

A Noise Within, 3352 East Foothill Blvd., Pasadena. Wed.-Sun. through May 11. $34$40. (626) 356-3100. anoisewithin.org.

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WEST SIDE STORY One of the most memorable musicals and greatest love stories of all time, the story remains as powerful, poignant and timely as ever. A collection of standards includes “Tonight,” “America,” “Maria,” “I Feel Pretty” and “Somewhere.” Thousand Oaks Civic Arts Plaza, Fred Kavli Theatre, 2100 Thousand Oaks Blvd., Thousand Oaks. Also March 16. $59-$89. (805) 449-2787. toaks.org.

THE BIRTHDAY PARTY Two imposing strangers arrive at an English seaside boarding house – disrupting the

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WESTERN MUSIC ASSOCIATION JAM Musicians and cowboy poets perform stories and songs of the romantic days of the Old West, contemporary music of the American West and songs of the open range and the American cowboy. The Autry National Center, 4700 Western Heritage Way, Griffith Park, Los Angeles. $6-$10. (323) 667-2000. theautry.org.

TUESDAY, MARCH 18 A SONG AT TWILIGHT In this rarely produced Noel Coward play, an elderly writer hesitantly accepts a visit from his former mistress, leading to a confrontation of past secrets, forbidden affections and surprising confessions. The Pasadena Playhouse, 39 South El Molino Ave., Pasadena.

Tues.-Sun. through April 13. $38-$72. (626) 356-7529 pasadenaplayhouse.org.

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 19 TARTUFFE A fox in the hen house; a rat is in the cellar; a snake is in the grass – Oh, Monsieur Tartuffe.

The world’s most famous scoundrel’s story, Tartuffe is comic genius Molière’s tale of naiveté, religious hypocrisy and the triumphant victory of good over evil – and all in rhyming couplets. A Noise Within, 3352 East Foothill Blvd., Pasadena. Wed.-Sun. through May 24. $34-$40. (626) 356-3100. anoisewithin.org.

A STEADY RAIN In this riveting crime drama, two Chicago beat cops confess to the misdeeds and mistakes that have tipped their lives into violent chaos.

After a bitter street hustler gets shaken down one too many times, Denny and Joey’s lifelong friendship, their badges and Denny’s family all come under fire. Odyssey Theatre, 2055 S. Sepulveda Blvd., Los Angeles. Wed.-Sun. through April 13. $25-$30. (310) 477-2055 x2. odysseytheatre.com.

GLENDALE NOON CONCERTS First Baptist Church of Glendale, 209 N. Louise St., Glendale. Free. (818) 242-2113. glendalenoonconcerts.blogspot.com.

THURSDAY, MARCH 20

BRIEF ENCOUNTER Remembered as one of the most haunting love stories ever told, the action of “Brief Encounter” is centered on a suburban housewife who discovers passion and falls madly in love with a married stranger in a railway station tearoom over a series of stolen afternoons. Bram Goldsmith Theater, Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts, 9390 N. Santa Monica Blvd, Beverly Hills.

Tues.-Sun. through March 23. $59-$129.

(310) 746-4000. thewallis.org.

THE TRIP BACK DOWN Groupies, trophies and fast, beautiful cars.

Is winning all there is? Nick Stabile stars as once-great NASCAR racer Bobby Horvath.

After a near-miss crash-and-burn race on the circuit, Bobby returns home to the small Midwestern town he abandoned for racing – where he’s forced to face up to his past. Whitefire Theatre, 13500 Ventura Blvd., Sherman Oaks. Thurs.-Sat. through March 29. $15-$34. (323) 960-7712. plays411.com/trip.

MY NAME IS ASHER LEV Set in a Hasidic Jewish community in postwar Brooklyn, the powerful story of a young painter’s struggle to become an artist at any cost – against the will of his parents, community and tradition. The Fountain Theatre, 5060 Fountain Ave., Los Angeles.

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PEPPERDINE WIND ENSEMBLE Tony Cason, Director. Pepperdine University Center for the Arts, Smothers Theatre, 24255 Pacific Coast Highway, Malibu. Free. arts. pepperdine.edu.

TRAVELING THE SILK ROAD Lecture series. Join astronomer and director of the Griffith Observatory Dr. E.C. Krupp for a fascinating exploration of astronomy along the Silk Road. Natural History Museum, Los Angeles County, 900 Exposition Blvd., Los Angeles. Also April 10. $9-$10. (213) 7633449. nhm.org.

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CLOSELY RELATED KEYS An African-American attorney is shocked to discover she has an Iraqi half-sister, who comes to the U.S. with a questionable agenda.

Directed by Shirley Jo Finney. Lounge Theatre, 6201 Santa Monica Blvd., Hollywood. Fri.-Sun. through March 30. $25-$30. (323) 960-7774. plays411.com/relatedkeys.

IN THE HEIGHTS This musical tells the story of a Washington Heights neighborhood – a place where the coffee from the corner bodega is light and sweet, the windows are always open and the breeze carries the rhythm of three generations of music. It’s a community on the brink of change, full of hopes, dreams and pressures, where the biggest struggles can be deciding which traditions you take with you, and which ones you leave behind. Cabrillo Music Theatre, Thousand Oaks Civic Arts Plaza, Fred Kavli Theatre, 2100 Thousand Oaks Blvd., Thousand Oaks. Through April 6. $34-$69. (805) 4492787. toaks.org.

Thurs.-Sun. through April 27. $34. (323) 6631525.fountaintheatre.com.

SATURDAY, MARCH 22 FLYIN’ WEST In Pearl Cleage’s powerful historical drama set at the turn of the 20th century, four African-American women journey west to the all-black town of Nicodemus, Kansas to seek the freedom promised by the end of the Civil War — only to be challenged by the harsh and unforgiving terrain, the social climate of the time and the men who claim to be with them for love. International City Theatre, Long Beach Performing Arts Center, 300 E. Ocean Blvd., Long Beach. Thurs.-Sun. through April 6. $29-$45.

(562) 436-4610. internationalcitytheatre.org.

TOP GIRLS Politics get personal in the go-getting 1980s of Margaret Thatcher’s England when Marlene, who has just been made managing director of the Top Girls Employment Agency, discovers that life above the glass ceiling is not all it’s cracked up to be. The Antaeus Company, 5112 Lankershim Blvd., North Hollywood. Thurs.Sun. through May 4. $30-$34. (818) 5061983. antaeus.org.

SUNDAY, MARCH 23 IT’S MAGIC! Chuck Jones and Company, Les Arnold and Dazzle, Jason Andrews, Tom Ogden, Joel Ward and Mat Plendl are featured in the longest running magic show in the country. Cerritos Center for the Performing Arts, 12700 Center Court Drive, Cerritos. $35-$65. (562) 4678818. cerritoscenter.com.

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 26 GREG GUTFELD Host of Fox News Channel’s “Red Eye” and “The Five,” Greg Gutfeld will sign and discuss his latest book, “Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You.” The Ronald Reagan Presidential Library and Museum, 40 Presidential Dr., Simi Valley. $54. (800) 4108354. reaganlibrary.com.

THURSDAY, MARCH 27 PEPPERDINE CHAMBER CHOIR Ryan Board, Director. Pepperdine University Center for the Arts, Stauffer Chapel, 24255 Pacific Coast Highway, Malibu. Free. arts. pepperdine.edu.

1418 Descanso Dr., La Cañada Flintridge.

Also March 30. $6-$9. (818) 949-4200. descansogardens.org.

APRIL WEDNESDAY, APRIL 2 A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM This enchanting and original vision that interweaves desire, magic, farce and the theme of transformation showcases Shakespeare at his best and is regarded as his most beloved comedy. Pepperdine University Center for the Arts, Smothers Theatre, 24255 Pacific Coast Highway, Malibu. Through April 5. $15. arts.pepperdine.edu.

SUNDAY, APRIL 6 FREE FIRST SUNDAY Free admission to the Museum of Ventura County including its galleries and any special events. Museum of Ventura County, 100 East Main St., Ventura. First Sunday of each month.

(805) 653-0323. venturamuseum.org.

PEPPERDINE JAZZ ENSEMBLE Brian Scanlon, Director. Pepperdine University Center for the Arts, Raitt Recital Hall, 24255 Pacific Coast Highway, Malibu. Free. arts. pepperdine.edu.

FRIDAY, APRIL 11

GLENDALE NOON CONCERTS Johana Krejci, violin. First Baptist Church of Glendale, 209 N. Louise St., Glendale. Free.

(818) 242-2113. glendalenoonconcerts. blogspot.com.

FRIDAY, APRIL 4 BASEBALL SWING With the All-Star Baseball Jazz Band, this show celebrates the unique love affair between baseball and music, with a major league concert featuring the greatest music about the greatest sport. With more than 2,000 images and video from the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum, all synchronized to the music and narrated by a noted baseball legend. Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts, 9390 N. Santa Monica Blvd, Beverly Hills. Through April 6.

Prices vary. (310) 746-4000. thewallis.org.

PAUL TAYLOR DANCE COMPANY Choreographer Paul Taylor is the greatest living pioneer of America’s indigenous art of modern dance. At an age when most artists’ best work is behind them, Taylor continues to win public and critical acclaim for the vibrancy, relevance and power of his creations. The program includes works by minimalist composer Morton Feldman.

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CHRIS BOTTI Grammy-winning trumpeter Chris Botti’s dreamy instrumentals have made him a major player in the contemporary Jazz scene.

His albums include “When I Fall in Love,” a follow-up “To Love Again.” Cerritos Center for the Performing Arts, 12700 Center Court Drive, Cerritos. $55-$75. (562) 467-8818. cerritoscenter.com.

SATURDAY, MARCH 29 COME BACK, LITLE SHEBA At a time when the pace of American life was not so rapid, a middle-aged couple, awash in what-ifs and drifting apart, takes in a young, vivacious college boarder, creating an explosive catalyst for change. A Noise Within, 3352 East Foothill Blvd., Pasadena. Wed.-Sun. through May 17. $34-$40. (626) 356-3100. anoisewithin.org.

TOMATOMANIA! The world’s largest tomato seedling sale.

Select from hundreds of healthy tomato seedlings, including heirloom varieties, old favorites and unusual offerings. In the “Grow Great Tomatoes” presentation. Scott Daigre teaches everything you need to know to grow fantastic, flavorful tomatoes in this tomato cooking demonstration. Descanso Gardens,

SATURDAY, MARCH 22

CHERRY BLOSSOM FESTIVAL

Welcome springtime with this annual celebration of Japanese culture and the beautiful flowering trees in the landscape. Take a walking tour of the many flowering cherry trees on the garden grounds. Learn the traditional art of paper folding from an origami master. Enjoy the music of Minyo Station in a concert that fuses Japanese traditional music with Western pop. Flowering cherry trees will be available for purchase. Descanso Gardens, 1418 Descanso Dr., La Cañada Flintridge. Also March 23. $6-$9. (818) 949-4200. descansogardens.org.

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JUST ADD WATER Artworks inspired by the L.A. Aqueduct by Rob Reynolds. Los Angeles-based contemporary artist Reynolds has created 10 original, largescale watercolors that interpret the epic significance of the Aqueduct, through the lenses of history, geography and time. In each, Reynolds references key sites and historical moments aligned with the Aqueduct’s 233mile route and 100-year history. Natural History Museum, Los Angeles County, 900 Exposition Blvd., Los Angeles. Through Aug. 3. $9-$12. (213) 763-3466. nhm.org.

4th floor, Mike Curb Gallery, 800 W. Olympic Blvd., Los Angeles. Through June 30. $12-$13.

(213) 765-6803. grammymuseum.org.

WAYNE THIEBAUD: WORKS ON PAPER, 1948–2004 Printmaking has always been an important medium for California pop artist Wayne Thiebaud. Throughout his career, he turned to graphics to develop pictorial ideas by exploring unique qualities of line and color.

This exhibition, drawn from the holdings of the California State University, Sacramento, covers his entire career from the 1950s to the present and includes examples of his work in etching, lithography, woodcut and other graphic media. Pepperdine University, 24255 Pacific Coast Hwy., Malibu. Through March 30.

Free. (310) 506-4851. arts.pepperdine.edu/ museum.

MASTERS OF THE AMERICAN WEST This prestigious exhibition challenges nationally recognized artists such as Howard Terpning, Mian Situ, George Carlson, Bill Anton, Tucker Smith, Z. S. Liang, Robert Griffing, Morgan Weistling, Tammy Garcia, and others to exhibit their very best work. The juried exhibition features 82 artists, including established master artists and emerging talent. The Autry National Center, Gamble Firearms Gallery, 4700 Western Heritage Way, Griffith Park, Los Angeles. Through March 16. $6-$10. (323) 667-2000. theautry.org.

JENNIE RIVERA: LA GRAN SENORA The exhibit focuses on Rivera as the “Diva of Banda” – serving as a musical powerhouse due to her work within the banda and norteña music genres. The exhibit also illustrates how Rivera used her music and celebrity to abolish female stereotypes that existed in Mexican music for many years. The Grammy Museum at L.A. Live, 3rd Fl., 800 W. Olympic Blvd., Los Angeles. Through April 30. $12-$13. (213) 765-6803. grammymuseum.org.

Get the Word Out. E-mail your announcements to Claire Fadden, cfadden@lifeafter50.com.

Include a brief description, location, date, time, cost, phone and website. Submission does not guarantee publication. Deadline for the April/ May calendar is March 1.

SUNDAY, APRIL 13

AN AFTERNOON WITH GROUCHO

In a show packed with songs, stories and audience interaction, Frank Ferrante delivers a re-creation of Groucho Marx, considered to be the father of modern comedy. Cerritos Center for the Performing Arts, 12700 Center Court Drive, Cerritos. $20-$50. (562) 467-8818. cerritoscenter.com.

Pavilion, 135 N. Grand Avenue, Los Angeles.

Also April 12-13. $34-$125. (213)972-8555. musiccenter.org.

SATURDAY, APRIL 12 KARSH KALE Considered a pioneer and genre-bending artist, Kale will present Classical Science Fiction, a new groundbreaking work of classical Indian fusion and electronica.

Luckman Fine Arts Complex, 5151 State University Dr., Los Angeles. $30-$40. (323) 343-6600. luckmanarts.org.

EXHIBITIONS

PICTURING MEXICO: ALFREDO RAMOS MARTINZ IN CALIFORNIA The first comprehensive examination by a museum of this Mexican artist’s work produced in California between 1929 and

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1946. Known for his distinctive contribution to modernism, the artist received some of his early education in Europe where he became part of a circle of modernist intellectuals, poets and artists. Pasadena Museum of Art, 490 East Union Street, Pasadena. Through April 20. $5-$7. Wed.-Sun. (626) 568-3665. pmcaonline.org.

TO THE POINT: POSTERS BY DAN REISINGER One of Israel’s design pioneers, Reisinger is known internationally for his innovative use of symbols and vibrant visual language. This exhibition presents a selection of his iconic posters spanning 50 years, including posters of social and political protest (1963–1993), advertisements commissioned by the airline El Al (1968–1972), and a recent series focused on the changing architectural landscape of Tel Aviv (2012). Skirball Cultural Center, 2701 N. Sepulveda Blvd., Los Angeles. Tues.-Sun. through April 20. $7-$10. (310) 440-4500. skirball.org.

CHEAP TRICK: I WANT YOU TO WANT ME! The exhibit features guitars played by Rick Nielsen, including his 1952 Fender Telecaster used when performing at Budokan; Dream Police costume and original photographs; original lyrics to several hits; personal correspondence, tour ephemera and photographs. The Grammy Museum at L.A. Live,

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And so, on our first morning in Ireland, as we awoke to the smell of freshly brewed coffee, we were excited about what adventures awaited us.

Our hosts – the owners of the charming Donegal County cottage, with one spare room they make available as a bed and breakfast during the summer months – fussed over us at the table as we enjoyed eggs, bacon, sausages, black pudding, fried potatoes and homemade rolls with marmalade. They told us of the area’s attractions and educated us on the Irish Potato Famine, where approximately a million people died of starvation between 1845 and 1852.

Tipping Our Hats to Yeats After breakfast, we headed down the road to County Sligo on a pilgrimage to the gravesite of our favorite poet, W.B. Yeats, who died in 1939.

Arriving at his final resting place, we huddled in the car to avoid a heavy downpour, reading Yeats and gazing in awe at the stunning green surroundings.

Once the weather cleared, we investigated Carrowmore Megalithic Cemetery, the largest burial site of megalithic tombs in Ireland. Built between 4,600 and 3,900 BC, the site is characterized by massive polished stones. To this day, no one knows who built the tombs or how they were able to move such mammoth rocks.

After an evening pub meal of lamb, potatoes and Guinness, we found another bed and breakfast where, again, we were the only guests. The owner of the home was so hospitable, we felt as if we were visiting an old friend and we remain in contact.

Reveling in the Terrible Beauty and Wonderful Hospitality The next day, it was a drive through the sweeping Connemara, a place that author Charles Dickens once described as a land of “terrible beauty.” During our drive, we pulled off the road to study a famine trail – a site where displaced famine victims staggered for miles to a manor house in the mostly futile hope of finding food.

As we continued down the road, we commented that we had not seen a single car for over half an hour. A second later, there was a rumbling on the road – and the rumbling was us! We had a flat, not unusual on these rock-strewn Irish roads. Faced with having to unpack our little rental just to get to the spare tire and equipment was a daunting thought, but before we knew it, two cars appeared out of nowhere. The drivers hopped out, quickly changed our tire, and then stuck around barely long enough for a handshake. Such, we learned, is the hospitality of the Irish.

A Piece of Paradise It was pitch black when we arrived at our next bed and breakfast. It was so dark, as we pulled in, we had no concept of our surroundings. In the morning, with the blazing sun illuminating this piece of paradise, we realized we were nestled on the banks of a breathtaking fjord.

We found ourselves in the town of Liane which, we learned, was where the 1990 film “The Field” was shot. That bit of information was supplied at one of the local pubs when we questioned why there was a huge painting of the film’s star, Richard Harris, hanging above the fireplace.

Eventually, we wound our way down to the musical town of Doolin, a coastal fishing village in County Clare on the Atlantic coast. Considered the traditional music capital of Ireland, it was nothing short of an adult Disneyland for us. We visited three pubs that specialized in Irish session music and we joined in with locals and like-minded tourists, enjoying big pub meals of lamb and potatoes or bacon and cabbage, nursing pints of Guinness and listening to jigs and haunting ballads about the famine and emigration.

Other highlights of our time in Ireland included trips to the Aran Islands, a landscape that once consisted of solid limestone rock leaving locals having to make their own soil, and the windy yet tranquil Cliffs of Moher, standing 702 feet high with a stretch of five miles that feature breathtaking panoramic views. We also explored a massive Dolomite burial site located on a farm and archaeological sites in the Burren, as well as some of the local castles.

The history, charm and breathtaking beauty we found in Ireland was everything we had dreamed of and more, and one we often revisit in our memories – memories of the majesty of the land and the smiling eyes of its people that truly did steal our hearts away. ♦ For further information about the Republic of Ireland, click on www.TourismIreland.com MARCH 2014 LIFEAFTER50.COM 39

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The Bookworm’s Best A Life After 50 book review

by Terri “The Bookworm” Schlichenmeyer

The Baby Boom

By P.J. O’Rourke

Whenever you get together with old friends – no matter what the reason – it always ends up with “Remember when…?”

Remember piling in the station wagon, scrambling for a good seat in the back? Remember when your sister chased that bully away? He was bigger than she, but twice as scared. And remember cruising down the avenue in a convertible, top down?

Ahh, those were the days: fun then, fun to recall now. And when you read “The Baby Boom” by P.J. O’Rourke, you’ll remember even more of them.

To write about the baby boom is to tackle a big project: there are more than 75 million of us, born over the course of nearly 20 years. And although boomers can be sorted, much like high school, into seniors (at the beginning of the boom); juniors (born in the early ‘50s); sophomores (late ‘50s); and freshmen (born at the boom’s end), all hold rich memories.

When we went anywhere in our parents’ big-finned cars, we rode in the front seat, often standing up. Houses had one phone, connected to the wall, but we rarely used it because yelling across several yards was the preferred neighborhood method of communication. People wrote letters, too, or they just “dropped over,” no appointment necessary. Kids played outside a lot then, and parents liked it that way.

We learned the facts of life, spied on one another, blew things up, had crushes, were embarrassed by our parents, and were told that we could be or do anything. It was, says O’Rourke, a “good and happy place” to grow up.

Though it does sometimes descend into typical O’Rourke curmudgeon territory and can seem somewhat growly, “The Baby Boom” is really quite a pleasure. Despite the fact that the author was of the earliest of boomers, there’s plenty of universal boomer truths here, and lots of nostalgia for anyone born anytime between 1946 and 1964. O’Rourke (largely) ignores his usual political diatribes in this book, instead bringing back the kinds of memories that occur when family and friends gather – although politics does peek into the latter half of the book that from start to finish is rife with sarcastically profane humor. Overall, that will appeal to hip first-time O’Rourke readers without disappointing longtime fans.

Better than an “Ed Sullivan Show” marathon, and more enjoyable than a Beach Boys radio weekend, this book is a boomer’s delight. If your bags are packed for a trip down memory lane, “The Baby Boom” is a book you’ll want to remember to take with you.

“The Baby Boom” by P.J. O’Rourke, 2014, Atlantic Monthly Press, $25.00, 272 pages The Bookworm is Terri Schlichenmeyer who lives on a hill with two dogs and more than 12,000 books. You can read all of Terri’s book reviews, updated weekly, at www.lifeafter50.com. Just click on “Entertainment” and then “Book Reviews.”

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Aquarium at Scripps naturalists during this memorable whale-watching experience, leaving daily from San Diego Bay. $37-$42.

Through April 13. (619) 234-4111. flagshipsd. com. (858) 534-7336. aquarium.ucsd.edu.

Gris and Pinot Noir, then move to Washington for Cabernet, Syrah and some tasty blends.

Wine Bar and Market, 647 G St., San Diego.

Also March 22. $20. (619) 236-0005. bacchuswinemarket.com.

TUESDAY, MARCH 18

LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS This affectionate spoof of 1950s sci-fi movies has become a household fave. The hilarious musical with a rock-n-roll, doo-wop sound, features a charming score by the songwriting team of Howard Ashman and Alan Menken.

Old Town Temecula Community Theater, 42051 Main St., Temecula. Weekends through April 6. $22-$25. (866) 653-8696. temeculatheater.org.

COCKTAIL HAT AND FASINATOR CLASS Make your own fabulous fascinator or charming cocktail hat, learning basic millinery techniques and the art of hand-stitching to craft a hat using felt, feathers, netting, ribbon and more. No sewing experience is necessary.

Jill Courtemanche Millinery, 410 South Cedros Ave., Solana Beach. $85. (858) 876-6353. jillcourtemanche.com.

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 19 JAZZ WEDNESDAYS Grammy Award-winning pianist Bill Cunliffe and friends. Laguna Beach Live, 891 Laguna Canyon Rd., Laguna Beach. $15-$20. (949) 715-9713. lagunabeachlive.org.

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A young couple, Ben and Mary, are comfortably settled into their suburban lifestyle just outside a major American city. Then Sharon and Kenny, a pair of free spirits, move into the long-empty house next door. Ben and Mary break out the booze and fire up the backyard barbeque to welcome their new neighbors.

As a full moon rises in the night sky, the real truth telling begins. San Diego Repertory Theatre at the Lyceum Space, Lyceum Stage, 79 Horton Plaza, San Diego. Also March 16. $31-$47. (619) 544-1000. sdrep.org.

eNteRtAINMeNt SATURDAY, MARCH 15 ALL THE GREAT BOOKS Confused by Confucius? Thoroughly thrown by Thoreau? Wish Swift was swifter? Tennyson tinier? Then buckle up and hop aboard as America’s best loved comedy troupe zips through everything you were supposed to read in school, but probably didn’t. No classic escapes the slings and arrows of outrageous satire in this captivating production. The Laguna Playhouse, Moulton Theatre, 606 Laguna Canyon Road, Laguna Beach. Dates vary through March 30. Prices vary. (949) 497-2787. lagunaplayhouse.com.

THE WINTER’S TALE Shakespeare’s sublime late masterpiece sweeps breathtakingly from jealousy, rage and loss to redemption, reconciliation, and finally, wonder. Along the way it visits kings and queens, a singing street hustler, dancing shepherds, a most extraordinary statue – and one notoriously hungry bear. Old Globe Theatre, Donald and Darlene Shiley Stage, Old

Globe Theatre, Conrad Prebys Theatre Center, 1363 Old Globe Way, Balboa Park, San Diego.

Also March 16. $29-plus. (619) 234-5623. theoldglobe.org.

SUNDAY, MARCH 16 ANYTHING GOES Set on an ocean liner, a gangster and his doll are embroiled in mistaken identities with young businessman Billy Crocker. Mayhem ensues as Billy chases Hope, who is engaged to Sir Evelyn, who is in love with Reno. Reno teams up with Moonface Martin and Billy to aid and abet in his madcap activities and keep him out of the ship’s brig. Welk Resorts Theatre, 8860 Lawrence Welk Dr., Escondido.

Dates vary through March 23. $45-$75. (888) 802-7469. welktheatre.com.

MONDAY, MARCH 17 WHALE WATCHING Get an up-close look at gray whales on their round-trip migration from the Bering Sea to Baja’s breeding grounds. Learn about gray whale baleen, barnacles and prey from Birch

JAZZ AT THE MERC Sinne Egg with Roger Neuman, Larry Koonse, Derek Oles. Old Town Temecula Community Theater, The Merc, 42051 Main St., Temecula. Sundays. $15. (866) 653-8696. temeculatheater.org.

FRIDAY, MARCH 21 QUILTERS A well-crafted quilt needs a skilled hand, a hopeful spirit and an eye for the order of things. This gem of a musical uses the beautiful variety of quilt squares in celebration of the extraordinary yet everyday pioneer women who helped settle America’s West.

Lamb’s Players Theatre, 1142 Orange Ave., Coronado. $22-$620. Tues.-Sun through April 27. (619) 437-6000. lambsplayers.org.

GAND BAND Veteran Chicago bluesman Gary Gand handles the six strings as Joan Gand grooves on a classic Hammond B-3 style organ and bluesy piano. Vocalist Tony Grandberry sings everything from Motown to Memphis. The Purple Room, 1900 E. Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs. Fri.-Sat. through May 31. $10. (760) 322-4422. purpleroompalmsprings.com.

LUCK OF THE IRISH Dinner, entertainment and raffles. San Dimas Community Center, 245 E. Bonita Ave., San Dimas. $7. (909) 394-6290.

WINES FROM OREGON AND WASHINGON Although wines from California get all the press, Washington and Oregon offer some amazing wines as well. Start the tasting in Oregon with some Willamette Valley Pinot

SATURDAY, MARCH 22 PATTI LUPONE LuPone has won the Tony, Drama Desk, Outer Critics Circle, Drama League and Grammy awards. Along the way, she has starred with LA Opera and San Francisco’s Philharmonia Baroque Orchestra. Segerstrom Center for the Arts, Renée and Henry Segerstrom Concert Hall, 600 Town Center Dr., Costa Mesa. $49$109. (714) 556-2787. scfta.org.

SUNDAY, MARCH 23 VADYM KHOLODENKO The 14th Van Cliburn International Piano Competition gold medalist in concert. Soka Performing Arts Center, Soka University, 1 University Dr., Aliso Viejo. $28-$38. (949) 4804000. performingarts.soka.edu CLASSICS AT THE MERC Chamber performances by the region’s best professional musicians. Old Town Temecula Community Theater, The Merc, 42051 Main St., Temecula. Sundays. $12. (866) 653-8696. temeculatheater.org.

THURSDAY, MARCH 27 JAZZ AT THE MERC Janis Mann. Old Town Temecula Community Theater, The Merc, 42051 Main St., Temecula. Sundays. $15. (866) 653-8696. temeculatheater.org.

FRIDAY, MARCH 28 LOVE, LOSS, AND WHAT I WORE With its compulsively entertaining subject matter, this intimate collection of stories

by Nora and Delia Ephron is based on the best-seller by Ilene Beckerman as well as the recollections of the Ephrons’ friends.

The show uses clothing and accessories and the memories they trigger to tell funny and often poignant stories that all women can relate to, creating one of the most enduring theatergoing experiences domestically and overseas. Coyote StageWorks, Annenberg Theater, 101 Museum Dr., Palm Springs.

Fri.-Sun. through April 6. $39-$55. (760) 3254490. coyotestageworks.org.

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CALENDAR PETER AND THE STARCATCHER A company of a dozen actors play more than 100 unforgettable characters, all on a journey to answer the century-old question: How did Peter Pan become “The Boy Who Never Grew Up”? McCallum Theatre, 73000 Fred Waring Drive, Palm Desert. $35-$75. (760) 340-2787. mccallumtheatre.com.

SATURDAY, MARCH 29 TIME AND THE CONWAYS The curtain rises on an English country home in 1919 in the middle of a game of Blind Man’s Bluff played by the young Conway family at a birthday party with their friends.

Flash forward to 1937 in the same house: the grown children have gathered to settle family accounts in a world not so bright as it once was. Old Globe Theatre, Sheryl and Harvey White Theatre, Conrad Prebys Theatre Center, 1363 Old Globe Way, Balboa Park, San Diego.

Through May 4. $29-plus. (619) 234-5623. theoldglobe.org.

SUNDAY, MARCH 30 AGATHA CHRISTIE’S SPIDER’S WEB Adept at spinning tales of adventure for their bored diplomatic circle, Clarissa finds coping with live drama much more difficult when an actual murder takes place in her own drawing room. Anxious to clear the matter up before her husband Henry arrives with a VIP in tow, Clarissa hides the body and attempts to solve the murder, only to wind involved in some hair-raising experiences. Will everything manage to be back to normal by the time Henry gets home or will scandal ensue?

Riverside Community Players, 4026 14th St., Riverside. Through April 13. $15-$18. (951) 686-4030. riversidecommunityplayers.org.

RED The story is set in 1958 at a critical point in the career of the superstar abstract expressionist painter. Rothko has been challenged to create a definitive work of art for the exclusive Four Seasons restaurant.

His problem: the threatening presence of a neophyte assistant, a voice of a new generation of artists that question Rothko’s theories and label him a sell-out. San Diego Repertory Theatre at the Lyceum Space, Lyceum Stage, 79 Horton Plaza, San Diego.

Through April 27. Prices vary. (619) 544-1000. sdrep.org.

APRIL TUESDAY, APRIL 1 CELTIC WOMAN: THE EMERALD TOUR A unique ensemble showcasing the talent and charisma of four gifted Irish women whose dazzling performances combine the sound and sensibility of Irish traditional music with contemporary pop standards and memorable original compositions. This one-of-a-kind concert incorporates the talents of a group of world-class musicians, the Aontas Choir, bagpipers and championship Irish dancers.

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Segerstrom Center for the Arts, Segerstrom Hall, 600 Town Center Dr., Costa Mesa. $50plus. (714) 556-2787. scfta.org.

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 2 JAZZ WEDNESDAYS Critically acclaimed jazz vocalist Sara Gazarek performs with her trio. Laguna Beach Live, 891 Laguna Canyon Rd., Laguna Beach. $15$20. (949) 715-9713. lagunabeachlive.org.

THURSDAY, APRIL 3 JAZZ AT THE MERC Old Town Temecula Community Theater, The Merc, 42051 Main St., Temecula. Sundays. $15. (866) 653-8696. temeculatheater.org.

YESTERDAY AND TODAY Rock to the music of The Beatles in an all new interactive concert experience where the audience creates the playlist for the night.

No awkward wigs, no bad accents – just the music of the Fab Four presented with deadon musical precision in a unique concert environment. Audience members will fill out request cards selecting their favorite Beatles songs and why they selected it. Poway Center for the Performing Arts, 15498 Espola Rd., Poway. $43-$53. powayarts.org.

SATURDAY, APRIL 5 FLUFF Enjoy this unique and humorous story of the Gingham family and how they demonstrate their great concern and compassion for lost and discarded hand-made toys by traveling the globe to find them and welcome them into their colorful home. Part of the Segerstrom Center’s Family Series. Segerstrom Center for the Arts, Samueli Theater, 600 Town Center Dr., Costa Mesa. Also April 6. $20. (714) 5562787. scfta.org.

SUNDAY, APRIL 6 CLASSICS AT THE MERC Chamber performances by the region’s best professional musicians. Old Town Temecula Community Theater, The Merc, 42051 Main St., Temecula. Sundays. $12. (866) 653-8696. temeculatheater.org.

TUESDAY, APRIL 8 MAMMA MIA! On the eve of her wedding, a daughter’s quest to discover the identity of her father brings three men from her mother’s past back to the island they last visited 20 years ago. The story-telling magic of ABBA’s timeless songs propels this enchanting tale of love, laughter and friendship, and every night everyone’s having the time of their lives. Segerstrom Center for the Arts, Renée and Henry Segerstrom Hall, 600 Town Center Dr., Costa Mesa. Through April 13. $29-$99. (714) 5562787. scfta.org.

THURSDAY, APRIL 10 TOM SAWYER Drawing on the beloved novel by Mark Twain, all the famous adventures are included, climaxing with the life-or-death battle with Injun Joe in the cave along with eight musical numbers, like “Paintin’ the Fence.” Old Town Temecula Community Theater, 42051 Main St., Temecula. Thurs.-Sun. through April 20. $20$25. (866) 653-8696. temeculatheater.org.

FRIDAY, APRIL 11 THE ERIC ALEXANDER/HARRY ALLEN QUINTET Enjoy tenor sax phenom, Eric Alexander as he is joined by fellow tenor man, Harry

Allen, pianist Harold Mabern, bassist Jon Webber and Joe Farnsworth on drums. Soka Performing Arts Center, Soka University, 1 University Dr., Aliso Viejo. $21-$28. (949) 4804000. performingarts.soka.edu.

SATURDAY, APRIL 12 WATER BY THE SPOONFUL Elliot Ortiz is back in the States after serving in Iraq, reconnecting with family and starting a new life. At the same time, four strangers in an internet chat room seek support to face demons of their own, and soon the real world and the virtual one start to intersect in unexpected ways. Old Globe Theatre, Sheryl and Harvey White Theatre, Conrad Prebys Theatre Center, 1363 Old Globe Way, Balboa Park, San Diego. Through May 11. $29-plus.

(619) 234-5623. theoldglobe.org.

RE-TRIM YOUR EASTER BONNET Have a hat from last year that you want to wear with this year’s outfit or a beachy hat you want to dress up for the occasion?

Design your “new” Easter bonnet. Choose from hundreds of ribbons, flowers and feather creations along with miles of fabric in any color you can imagine. Students must have basic hand sewing experience. Jill Courtemanche Millinery, 410 South Cedros Ave., Solana Beach. $45. (858) 876-6353. jillCourtemanche.com.

EXHIBITIONS SATURDAY, MARCH 15 JEAN WELLS: ICONS OF DESIRE The San Diego-based artist is known for her large-scale, eye-dazzling mosaic sculptures inspired by iconic popular culture and brand name products. Wells explores our growing

COUNTRY AT THE MERC Live country music in the frontier heart of Old Town Temecula in the historic Mercantile building. The local house band, The Ranch Rockers, backs up the performers. Old Town Temecula Community Theater, The Merc, 42051 Main St., Temecula. Saturdays. $15.

(866) 653-8696. temeculatheater.org.

AMY HANAIALI’I “Remembering Napua.” Experience a night of entertainment and aloha as Hanaiali’i honors her beloved tutu and their love of Hawaii. Soka Performing Arts Center, Soka University, 1 University Dr., Aliso Viejo. $28-$38. (949) 4804000. performingarts.soka.edu.

A DAY IN THE GARDEN SPRING CRAFT FAIR Enjoy music and gourmet food, wander through the farmhouse gift shop, historic barns, around the lily pond, edible gardens, fruit trees, vegetables and flowers. A perfect day for artisans, crafters and garden enthusiasts. Myrtle Creek Garden Nursery, 2940 Reche Rd., Fallbrook. Also April 6. Free.

(760) 728-5340. myrtlecreeknursery.com.

TUESDAY, MARCH 18

I LOVE LUCY

It’s 1952 and you are a member of the Desilu Playhouse studio audience awaiting the filming of two hilarious and oh-so-familiar “I Love Lucy” episodes.

A charming host entertains and enlightens you to the behind-the-scenes filming process of this brand new thing called “television.” Enjoy the Crystaltone Singers perform advertising jingles in perfect ‘50s-style harmony and the sidesplitting antics of America’s favorite foursome – Lucy, Ricky, Fred and Ethel. Segerstrom Center for the Arts, Segerstrom Hall, 600 Town Center Dr., Costa Mesa. Through March 23. $29-$99. (714) 556-2787. scfta.org.

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that visitors can board. San Diego Natural History Museum, 1788 El Prado, Balboa Park, San Diego. 15-$17. Through Sept. 28. (619) 232-3821. sdnhm.org.

Reuben H. Fleet Science Center, 1875 El Prado, San Diego. $12-$13. Through April 6.

(619) 238-1233. rhfleet.org.

THE FLOWER FIELDS AT CARLSBAD RANCH For more than 60 years, giant tecolote ranunculus flowers bloom, transforming the rolling hills of North San Diego County into a spectacular and coordinated display of natural color and beauty. This annual burst of color is also one of nature’s official ways of announcing the arrival of spring. Explore 50-acres including the one-acre Orchid Showcase and the 4,000 sq. ft. Paul Ecke Jr. Family Barn designed to recall even more of a ranch setting. The Flower Fields at Carlsbad Ranch, Paseo Del Norte, Carlsbad.

Through May 11. $11-$12. (760) 431-0352. theflowerfields.com.

County Museum of Art, 850 San Clemente Dr., Newport Beach. Through July 20. $10-$12.

(949) 759-1122. ocma.net.

SECRETS OF THE SUN Embodying the ideals and vision of the American West, the exhibition presents the work of landscape photographer Stephen Hallet Willard (1894-1966). In his lifetime, Willard produced thousands of photographs documenting areas of the West few Americans had seen or visited including the deserts, valleys, canyons and mountains of Palm Springs and other locations in California, Arizona, New Mexico. This exhibition examines the various subjects Willard produced over his 50-year career. Palm Springs Art Museum, 101 Museum Dr., Palm Springs. Through April 6. $4-$5. (760) 322-4800. psmuseum.org.

nostalgia and relationship with everyday Americana subject matter such as ice cream, candy, food and drink, toys, graphic design and themes related to beauty and body image. Oceanside Museum of Art, Bob and Estelle Gleason Gallery, 704 Pier View Way, Oceanside. Through June 15. $5-$8. (760) 435-3720. oma-online.org.

BEETHOVEN: THE LATE GREAT An exhibition of rare Beethoven artifacts curated by Dr. William Meredith, director of the Beethoven Center, San José State University, including three original manuscripts from the Library of Congress. Bowers Museum, 2002 N. Main St., Santa Ana. Through May 18. $12.

(714) 567-3679. bowers.org.

SUNDAY, APRIL 6

GUITAR: THE INSTRUMENT THAT ROCKED THE WORLD Explore the history of the world’s most recognized musical instrument. Experience diverse genres of music and discover the science of pitch and tone. Crossing over cultural boundaries, the guitar has made a significant impact on a wide variety of groups, from gypsies to cowboys to teenage rebels.

Trace the evolution of the guitar—from lutes and ouds to modern high-tech instruments— and see how the instrument became the cultural icon it is today. See more than 60 guitars and nearly 100 historical artifacts that immerse you in the heart of music. The

TIME CAPSULE Recently Acquired Works from the 1970s and 1980s. A selection of artworks made between 1970 and 1989, which were acquired by the Orange County Museum of Art in the past three years. The media represented in the exhibit includes video, sculpture, painting, photography, collage and drawing.

Artists represented include William Brice, Meg Cranston, Manny Farber, Ant Farm, Joe Goode, Suda House, Harriet Korman, David Rabinowitch, Ilene Segalove, Alexis Smith, Hap Tivey and Robert von Sternberg. Orange

CALIFORNIA SCENE PAINTING: 1920s-1970s Between 1920 and 1970 hundreds of talented artists produced oil and watercolor paintings inspired by scenes of everyday life in California. Today these works are being rediscovered. As they are analyzed from a retrospective viewpoint, their value as highly creative fine art and as a visual record of the social history of California is becoming increasingly evident. Most of that era’s premier artists participated in this art movement and several of them received national acclaim for the art that they created.

The Irvine Museum, 18881 Von Karman Ave., Ground Floor, Irvine. Tues-Sat. through May 8. $5. (949) 476-2565. irvinemuseum.org.

PLEASE BE SEATED Drawn from the Museum’s permanent collection and from other institutional and private collections, the exhibition will present wide-ranging examples of seating from many periods and cultures; from woven Japanese mats and simple stools to the manufactured mid-century modern styles by popular American and European designers and beyond. Mingei International Museum, Balboa Park, 1439 El Prado, San Diego. Through March 30. $5-$8. (619) 239-0003. mingei.org.

CROSSROADS IN HISTORY See a Mexican carreta, a covered wagon that crossed the Mojave Desert from Salt Lake City, a Wells Fargo stage coach, and horse-drawn buggies that featured in the discovery and development of Inland Southern California.

The History Hall also contains special galleries that house changing exhibits. San Bernardino County Museum, 2024 Orange Tree Lane, Redlands. Permanent exhibit. $6-$8. (909) 307-2669. sbcountymuseum.org.

REAL PIRATES The Untold Story of the Whydah from Slave Ship to Pirate Ship opens at the San Diego Natural History Museum, featuring more than 200 artifacts recovered from the ocean floor. The exhibit tells the true story of the Whydah—a real pirate ship that sank off the coast of Cape Cod nearly 300 years ago—and showcases treasure chests of coins and gold, jewelry, weaponry such as cannons, pistols, and knives and a replica of the actual ship

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POSITIVE OUTCOMES: As a designated cardiac receiving center, we’re recognized for response times and heart care results that beat state and national standards.

ADVANCED APPROACH: With our expertise in minimally invasive surgery – including robot-assisted surgery – we provide innovative options with fewer complications, greater comfort and faster recoveries.

“The assembled team of cardiac experts at the MemorialCare Heart & Vascular Institute at Saddleback Memorial are well trained and committed to bring this community world-class heart care.”

– Jeffrey D. Lee, M.D. Newly appointed medical director of robotics and minimally invasive cardiac surgery at Saddleback Memorial

For a referral to a leading cardiac specialist, call 1.800.MEMORIAL or visit memorialcare.org/sbheart.

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