Issue #7: 5-25-17

Number of in-school instances of students caught with nictotine products

JUUL: LT’s vape trend Student leaders chosen

Class Board, Student Council positions for 2017-18 school year announced following online, club elections

JUUL e-cigs, pictured, are popular among young adults for their sleek design and discreet nature.

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by Mikaela Larson @mikaela_larson As the spring semester comes to an end, Student Council and Class Board are preparing for the 2017-18 school year. Class Board’s Infinite Campus elections ended on April 28 and named the presidents for the rising sophomores, juniors and seniors.

“My goal as president is to keep a balanced budget all year long,” Student Council President-elect Brandt Siegfried ‘18 said. “Ideally, we will never go in debt because this year it took a lot of money to compensate for what we lost in Lionfest.

Another thing I would love to have happen is to get homecoming attendance over 3,000 because that is one of our primary incomes for the year.”

Student Council officers are chosen through the voting of Student Council members, while Class Board elects are chosen by their respective grades.

“I’m super excited to work with the entire [senior] class over the next year,” 2018 Class Board President-elect Amaria Clarke ’18 said. “We started planning

prom, graduation, a class gift and a ton of other stuff for the past few years. Now we finally get to do the real thing.”

Class Board and Student Council are two separate, independent clubs. While many people do not recognize the differences, they only overlap for events like the All-School Assembly.

Students up for Class Board need to be consistently involved in the club because everything builds up to senior year. For example, planning the senior gift begins as early as freshman year and fundraising often takes place over all four years in order to reach the monetary value, Clarke said.

“As students progress and mature, advisors become more hands off,” 2018 Class Board Advisor Jacqueline Alberico said.

“Once students go to NC, they are on their own. Members have to decide and plan all fund raisers and follow through with them.”

The teaching of responsibility and communication is key to success. It leads to preparation necessary in college and the adult world, Alberico said.

Get to know your 2017-18 leaders! Brandt Siegfried elected Student Council President and Amaria Clark elected 2018 Class Board President.

Student Council President 2017-18

Class Board President 2017-18

“It’s small, but so powerful,” Domanchuck said.

He said that small things could be done to improve students’ levels of stress. “It’s the little things that matter.”

by Sheridan Spiess @sheridanspiess During lunch periods on May 3, students gathered in the courtyard to attend the first ever LT stress management day. A team of “stress-busters” welcomed students with live music, bubble wrap and a comfort dog. Most students spent their time petting Angel, the comfort dog, to take stress away caused by studying for AP tests and upcoming finals.

“I knew LT was missing something,” Gaby Monte ’18 said. “I was stressed and so were the students around me.”

LT counselor Maria Boyle created a team of “stress-busters” for the first time this year. She chose students to discuss stress at LT and how it can be managed Caretaker Mark Stapleton talks to students. (Spiess) by students. In these discussions August Domanchuck ‘17 brought up the idea of a During one of the stress-busters weekly meetstress buster day. Included in the conversa- ings, Emily Flores ‘17 decided to contact her tion was a comfort dog, commonly used on church which participates in a comfort dog procampuses to help students cope with stress. gram. The church brought their comfort dog Angel

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Below, find a quick overview of this month’s issue.

Page 2: Learn about the trip students took to China to further their studies.

Page 3: Take a look at the plans for the upcoming Relay for Life this June at Bennett Field.

Page 4: Read more about two nearly adjacent house fires in Western Springs suspected to be arson.

Page 5: Flip to read about Josh Leak’s ‘17 Art Explosion event.

Page 6: The last Twitter box of the school year (featuring LION staff) is a must see.

Page 7: Read one staffer’s take on why you shouldn’t be excited about season 2 of “13 Reasons Why”.

Page 10: Marco... Find out more about LT’s girls and boys water polo teams.

Page 11: Read the exciting story behind LT Boys Gymnastics’ best state meet finish ever.

Comfort dog helps students de-stress at NC Dog visits NC courtyard to relieve stress due to AP testing

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in to help students during AP testing. The trained dog is cared for by volunteers in the church who bring her to locations in need of emotional support. She visits places where natural disasters and tragedies have taken place, along with simple visits to patients in hospitals. After a student who attended Cossitt Elementary died earlier this year, Angel visited to help the students. Comfort dogs are able to help those who are stressed, so taking her to school during AP exams made sense to the stress-busters team.

“It was really nice to have this opportunity because it makes me smile and think about something besides school for a minute,” Makaela Faldani ‘18 said.

Boyle asked her students to look at the different aspects of stress to discover the best way to manage it. This was the school’s first anti-stress day, and they hope to have more in the future. The music and comfort dogs put smiles on students faces and allowed them to de-stress for a day.

“Our goal was to help students analyze stress to be able to manage it better,” Boyle said.

Page 12: It’s time again to crown LION’s Athlete of the Year.

Pages 14-15: Most LT students look forward to each summer’s music festivals.

Learn more about this summer’s festival scene in our two-page spread.

Page 16: Read new reviews of the area’s best foreign restaurants.

Page 17-20: LiOnion is back, and funnier than ever.

Page 22: See this year’s graduating seniors try to beat their The Grid answers from freshman year.

Page 23: See a visual breakdown of the 2016-2017 year.

Page 24-25: Find out about LION’s favorite memories from the past year.

Page 28-31: The longawaited college section.

Find out your fellow classmates’ plans for next year.

Find “The Class of 2017’s Mixtape,” this year’s senior section, on pages 21-32.

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Buddha from the Wild Goose Pagoda in Xi’an. (McDowell)

Students pose in front of skyline. (Fu)

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Pond from the ancient Ming Garden. (McDowell)

Chinese class makes the journey to China Students utilize spring break to immerse themselves in Chinese cities, people, culture before termination of high school language course

by Christina Rossetti @c_rossetti6 Walking the Great Wall of China, Ellie Durkin ’18 was at a loss for words. Walking on a historic piece of Chinese history that also happened to be in one of her favorite Disney movies, “Mulan”, was something she never thought she would be able to do.

“It’s almost surreal because you are in the mountains and everywhere you look is amazing scenery,” Durkin said.

“When we got there, our tour guide was telling us some history it sunk in how amazing the wall really is.”

Over spring break, March 27- 31, Durkin, along with 14 other students, five parents and three teachers ventured to China to visit many places, including the Great Wall, Shanghai, Xian and Beijing.

“The trip as a whole was amazing,” Durkin said. “It was definitely a week of my life I will never forget. We crammed so many things into each day and never once did I complain about being tired because it was just so fun.”

In Beijing, the group visited many historic government buildings. In Xian, they looked at the ancient buildings and the Terra-Cotta sculptures. In Shanghai they saw more culture, visiting the Shanghai museum and historic markets, Durkin said.

“I went on the trip because I really loved the language as I was learning it,” Durkin said. “We found out about the trip my sophomore year, and when the information was put in

front of me it seemed like an opportunity I would be crazy to miss. The trip was a great deal financially and it seemed so fun and exciting.”

Durkin and her friends in the Chinese program at LT will be the last class able to take the course, because after the upcoming 2017-2018 school year, Chinese will be taken out of the school curriculum, due to the low number of signups in the last few years.

“I’m pretty sad that I am a part of the last Chinese class, because taking Chinese definitely made my LT experience better,” Durkin said. “My teacher is super nice and it is my favorite class to go to everyday. The language is so interesting and I understand why they shut the program down, but I wish they didn’t and I think it’s a great language for kids to learn.”

Along with Durkin and her classmates, Chinese teacher Xiaofen Fu is sad, as next year will be her last year teaching at LT. “I am really sad about Chinese being taken out of the curriculum because a lot of kids want to learn Chinese,” Fu said.

“Many of my students are really positive about learning this language, and want to keep learning it in the future.”

Fu is looking forward to next year, with a different trip in the works, as she will not be able to take her students to China again next year.

“Next year, because there will be no China trip, I plan on

taking my students to Chinatown,” Fu said.

For many, the thought of removing Chinese from the curriculum is upsetting, and there are talks about sign language replacing it.

“We have 84 students, more students who signed up for sign language next year than we ever had for Chinese,” Director of Curriculum and Instruction Scott Eggerding said.

“We have a full-time teacher just from one year of sign ups.”

However, the decision to shut down Chinese was not an easy one, Eggerding said.

“It’s not something that I really wanted to do, but we had to do it,” Eggerding said. “Some students in the program, prior to Mrs. Fu, had a new teacher nearly every year. That means there was a new structure to the class, new materials and new approaches to learning Chinese. I honestly wish she was our first teacher, because then we might have been able to keep Chinese as a course.”

For Durkin, taking Chinese at LT is a decision that she will never regret.

“I got to go on an amazing trip with a teacher I really like and my classmates who I also like,” Durkin said. “I appreciate that I will be able to stick out in this unique experience.

Yeah, I might have missed out on some Spanish jokes and study sessions among friends, but if I did it all over again I would still enroll in Chinese and get my friends to enroll.”

Bill to remove SAT transcript requirement passes Ill. Senate The state previously reported college school in April. readiness using the Prairie State Achieve“This was the first junior class to take ment Examination (PSAE), which was a the SAT, [so the state hasn’t] even decided graduation requirement. Student scores a score that would qualify for meeting or were reported on transcripts, but they didn’t exceeding state standards,” Eggerding said. have meaning, Director of “Yet, they’re going to give Curriculum and Instruction “I do not believe the the test and then figure it Scott Eggerding said. current mandate out.”The state also has yet to “In the past when we is fair. I believe the clarify how the reporting had the PSAE, [it] was basically the ACT,” Eggerding decision should be of the scores is supposed said. “Those results went on to occur. Schools could put left to students.” scores this summer, or they [transcripts], but it wasn’t an ACT score. It was [recan potentially wait until -Rep. Scott Drury ported as] a state score, so students graduate, Eggerdcolleges didn’t know it’s meaning. Nobody ing said. School officials across the state are had a problem with it.” waiting for clarification.

However, now that student readiness is “Maybe two things will happen by [the measured by a test that students value, the time the state decides],” Eggerding said. stakes have changed. The current law re“You’ll have gotten into college, obviously, quires the reporting of a single SAT score or they’ll change the rule. We’re all waiting regardless of whether it is the student’s best to see what happens.” or most recent score. The score reported Additionally, uncertainty clouds the reamust be from the test students take during soning behind the current process that SB

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by Brandt Siegfried @brandto13 The Illinois Senate approved Senate Bill 757 (SB 757) on May 3 by a vote of 54-0.

This bill eliminates the reporting of high school student SAT scores on official transcripts, allowing students to choose which scores colleges can see.

SB 757 is sponsored by Sen. Julie Morrison (D-Deerfield), who was acting in the interest of constituent parents. The changes are motivated by the requirement to report students’ district SAT score following Illinois’ conversion from ACT to SAT. Federal law currently requires the reporting of whether students meet state standards, but the reporting of the score is an Illinois law.

“The idea for this legislation was brought to Morrison by concerned parents,” Legislative Assistant Jo-An Sabonjian said. “HB 2378, a [previous] bill with the same language, passed the House unanimously.”

SB 757 is now sponsored in the Illinois House by Rep. Elaine Nekritz (D-Northbrook), where the bill is assigned to the Education Policy Committee.

757 seeks to change.

“I understand the concept. You want to demonstrate on the transcript whether a student is college ready, but you could do that without a score,” Eggerding said. “We’d much rather say that you [met] standards as opposed to [a score].”

SB 757 is an opportunity for students to have more control over their academic careers. If passed, students will have the option to choose which scores colleges see.

“I hope they make a decision in the best interest of students,” Eggerding said. “A lot of the acts [are] about making schools accountable, but that shouldn’t come at the expense of the student.”

There is also little flexibility in the score that gets reported. A student can take the SAT outside of school and send it to colleges, but the transcript score has to be the one taken in school that the state pays for.

“I do not believe the current mandate is fair,” Rep. Scott Drury said. “I believe the decision should be left to the students.”

Park district builds fitness center, joins health club competition

by Katie Palermo @thekatester223

The Park District of La Grange (PDLG) serves a three square mile area contiguous with the boundaries of the Village of La Grange. The park district maintains 78.5 acres of parkland combined at different 11 locations, and offers thousands of recreation programs annually for its residents.

All throughout La Grange, fitness is encouraged, but with such a wide variety of gyms, residents can find it overwhelming to find what they want. Soon, they will be an additional option.

“Construction of a brand new fitness center is already 35 to 40 percent in the works,” park district director Dean Bissias said.

The 15,000-squarefoot center at 356 East Ave. has a projected completion date of sometime in July, while the grand opening will be put off into the fall as they are awaiting delivery of equipment, said park district board member Mary Ellen Penicook. Some of the highlights of the new center include a yoga room with a heated floor and a “spin room” for stationary bike classes. Personal trainer services will also be available in the fitness center for $50 an hour.

A factor that many fitness centers do not provide is childcare during peak hours. The PDLG plans to operate

Top: External consturction begins. (Markey/LION) Bottom: Main Entrance of PDLG. (Markey/LION)

a childcare center within the building to allow parents and guardians to exercise without the limiting factor of children.

Childcare services are projected to cost $3 an hour, per child.

The PDLG board of directors hopes to attract members who

have children participating in other recreational programs such as martial arts, athletics and early childhood within park district.

While some gyms are open 24 hours, the PDLG intends to be open 5 a.m. to 10 p.m. weekdays, 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. Saturdays, and 7 a.m. to 6 p.m. Sundays. As of now, the hours where childcare will be available are 8 a.m. to 11:30 p.m. and 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. weekdays and 8:30 a.m. to 11:30 p.m. Saturday. The hours are subject to change due to need.

Many membership types are planned to exist at the rising fitness center. Individual memberships begin at 16 years and older, family includes two members of the same household, senior membership is 55 years and up, senior couple, student 18 years and up with current student ID, resident, neighborhood network for members residing in communities which border La Grange and non-resident. Annual, monthly and daily passes will be offered. For a single La Grange resident, annual membership is $336, monthly is $25 and daily is $5.

The $2.2 million center’s construction has been carried out by W.B. Olson Inc. of Northbrook. Bissias attributes the good weather to the smooth construction process and keeping their targeted completion date.

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Vape use increases

Increase in tobacco related incidents coincide with new devices

by Lars Lonnroth, freelance reporter @larslonnroth

High school students have largely abandoned ers’ lack of knowledge and awareness about vaping, smoking in the traditional sense, with the number LT Principal Dr. Brian Waterman said. of students smoking cigarettes now at its lowest “I’m sure that when vape pens started, they probpoint since the data began to be collected on the ably looked very obviously like a vape pen,” he said. topic, according to the National Youth Risk Behav- “But as materials evolve, they start to look like other ior Survey. things you see used here—like flash drives—and I From an extremely young age, modern high think what we want to do is to continue to educate schoolers have grown up inundated with a pletho- our staff on the symptoms or recognizing signs of ra of campaigns advocating against cigarette usage, whatever behavior we want to stop. The more we ranging from typical health class presentations to can do that, the more we can support the students the ad campaigns seen so often on T.V., and they as well.” seem to be working.

While many teens view vaping as less harmful But teen smoking has not actually evaporated in than cigarettes—which may be the case—informarecent years—it has only changed form. tion is still lacking about the true impact vaping has On March 13, LT staff and teachers received on the body. an email about one of these “The jury is still out in terms changes: Vaping, more spe“We have several instances of what chemicals, and what cifically, a certain brand of per week at both campuses components are in what you are vape pen called a JUUL. vaping, and what that will do to where somebody is either “I would say [vaping in your respiratory system,” Widcaught in possession of [a ing said. “Vaping does expose general] is gaining ground vape pen], or somebody is you to nicotine, and nicotine is rapidly,” student assistance program coordinator Jean still addictive, no matter what caught using it.”

Widing said. “I know that form it is in.”

-Assistance Program Coordinator we have several instances Although vaping has been Jean Widing per week at both campuses present for around three years where somebody is either caught in possession of now, it was only this year when vaping has really [a vape pen], or somebody is caught using it in the transcended the niche it had inhabited and became bathroom—those are the two most likely scenari- the most pervasive ways teens ingest nicotine, Widos—so I would definitely say it is a problem.” ing said.

The JUUL, which has the appearance of a flash Since 2011, the rate of tobacco related incidents drive and is easier to conceal and obscure than tradi- has steadily declined. From the 2011-2012 to 2015tional vape pens, has been expanding in popularity. 2016 school years, the number of tobacco related The size of the device has made it easy to use during incidents at LT have declined nearly 65 percent, acschool, which has played a part in the JUUL’s in- cording to Waterman. creasing prevalence at LT, a sophomore who wishComparing the full 2016 school year and 2017 es to remain anonymous said. The fact that it is so (incidents up to March 24, when the data was propotent, too, helps vapers get their “buzz” without vided), there was a substantial increase in tobacco raising much suspicion, he said. related incidents, jumping 67 percent. Waterman “When people JUUL it is just something you can emphasized that the overall trend from 2011 shows easily hide,” the sophomore said. “You can do what- an overall decrease. ever you want with it. People just rip it in the bathWhile the administration does not differentiate room or whatever. It is just like a quick and easy between vaping and traditional cigarette smoking in nic buzz.” its data, with students’ views on cigarettes at extreme The email that the staff received, while not men- lows, the increase this year can most likely attributtioning the JUUL by name, seems to be in reference ed to vaping, according to students interviewed. to these devices. The JUUL product is roughly the It is illegal for a person under 18 to possess a vape size of a pinky finger, much smaller than other pen, even if it does not contain any substances in it, kinds of vape pens, is a jet black color and appears Student Resource Officer AJ Hall said. harmless to the untrained eye.

Currently, there is nothing in the curriculum Since the JUUL looks reminiscent of a flash drive, about the technology in LT’s health class, but Wid“teacher’s unfamiliarity” with the technology leads ing said that it is something that would be very ima lot of vaping to go under-the-radar, with them portant to add. disregarding the pen as only an innocuous storage “We can encourage student conversation, we can device, Widing said. react when people get caught in possession and we The staff-wide email was likely to combat teach- talk about why, but prevention is hard,” Widing said.

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Joe Maino ‘19 and Hallie Coleman ‘17 at a relay event. (Konstant/LION)

Relay walks for success New additions allow tightening of community

by Caroline Konstant @carolinekon Hundreds of hand-decorated white paper bags filled with sand and a neon green glow stick will be lit and will line the track of Bennett Field on June 10 in honor of those who are currently fighting or have lost their battle to cancer.

This tradition is called a luminaria and is a part of Relay for Life, which is a 12hour fundraiser that LT hosts for West Cook County in order to raise money for the American Cancer Society.

“Cancer is the second leading cause of death and has taken too many mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers and friends,” team captain Joe Maino ‘19 said.

“These are all reasons to fund cancer research and programs which directly provide support for those battling cancer.”

A new addition to this year’s event will be a featured “survivor chair” in front of each tent for survivors to sit down and tell their story in order for participants to get to know the people who they are supporting through their fundraising. Assistant Principal and Relay Sponsor Kris Costopoulos plans to play inspiring music during passing periods on the Fridays leading up to the event, such as “Survivor” and “Live Like You’re Dying.”

“I’ve never had kids trying to sneak out of the event,” Costopoulos said.

“Only kids who were trying to sneak in.”

Bennett Field will be full of tents continuing to raise money during the event to reach West Cook’s goal of $75,000. This year’s theme is “Star Wars” and multiple activities will be going on including a movie after the luminaria on an inflated screen.

Fundraising is mainly conducted at the winter garage sale in the SC corral, but also takes place at the event and during Relay week. Some highlights of other fundraising activities are men in tights and babes in boxers, “cancer sucks” t-shirt sales, gift wrapping for donation and restaurant fundraisers.

“Although Relay [for Life] is about remembering those we have lost, it also is about celebrating life because you never how long you or someone you love has,” team captain Hallie Coleman ‘17 said.

Costopoulos plans to lead her last Relay before her retirement in 2019, so a new sponsor is needed for her replacement. If anyone is interested in taking the position, please contact Student Activities Director Peter Geddeis or Costopoulos in order to carry on this event.

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Elementary student endures typical life, despite rare genetic disease Student faces setbacks, assisted by attentive parents

by Grant Campbell After two years of continuous liver @grantc_3100 testing and hospitalizations, doctors finalSt. Cletus third grade student and La- ly diagnosed Isabel with UCD. With this Grange resident Isabel McKeehan has diagnosis came numerous restrictions. Isabel must eat a low protein diet, and take a genetic disorder that affects one in numerous supplements and other med35,000 people in the United ications. Lupe adds these supStates: urea cycle disorder plements to a fruit smoothie (UCD). UCD is either gethat Isabel drinks every netically passed down, or morning. On top of genetically mutated. her daily smoothIsabel was afie, she also takes fected by gene three other dosmutation.

Paes of UCD medtients affected by ication, one UCD experience at each meal, difficulties in the Lupe said liver, and cannot “Isabel convert ammocan have 19.5 nia safely into grams of prothe urea. As a tein each day,” result, these amLupe said. “To monia levels can become toxic, Isabel and parents pose for picture. (DailyVitamina) put that in perspective, one resulting in coma, six-ounce container of yogurt has over 10 brain injury or death.

For many patients, it takes a long time grams. That’s over half of her daily allowto obtain a proper diagnosis, largely be- ance.”

Because of her dietary restrictions, cause it is so uncommon, Isabel’s mother Lupe has a running notebook including Lupe McKeehan said.

For roughly a year, Isabel was in and the dietary information of the food Isabel out of hospitals enduring numerous liver eats each day.

“We are constantly watching her,” tests. Originally, the doctors reported liver failure, and recommended a liver trans- Nick said. “With this disorder there comes plant. Both her mother and father, Nick a level of uncertainty in our daily lives. I McKeehan, were possible donors. How- think most people strive to have certainty ever, two weeks later she was tested again in everything they do. If Isabel gets sick, we can’t always find what caused it.” and produced different results.

As a result of the dietary restrictions, “That second test revealed to doctors that her liver was clotting blood at normal Isabel’s diet mainly consists of fruits, veglevels,” Nick said. “This caused [the doc- etables, soup and other rice based meals.

Although St. Cletus lacks an official tors] to dig deeper and find out what was school nurse, she has a strong support sysgoing on with Isabel.”

Arson reported in Western Springs Arsons occur in Forest Hills neighborhood

tem in place at school. Before every school by Sydney Hansen year, Lupe informs her teachers of warn- @_sydneyhansen ing signs, and they are vigilant as a result.

A vacant house on the 4900 block of Woodland On top of the administrative supervision, Avenue in Western Springs was reported to be on Lupe also visits the school every day to ad- fire the night of March 29. Less than 24 hours later, a minister Isabel’s medicine. second fire at another vacant home two doors down “I don’t think the lack of a school nurse from the previous fire was reported, according to the puts Isabel at a disadvantage,” Isabel’s for- Chicago Tribune. mer first grade teacher and current As“Having two fires within 24 hours of each othsistant Principal Christy Schaefer said. er was incredibly suspicious in nature,” Western “We [staff] are very educated. Although Springs Police detective Sgt. Dan Albrecht said. we aren’t certified school nurses, we are “Arson investigators determined both incidents to able to assist in medical areas.” be an act of arson.”

To combat the lack of awareness, Lupe A similar incident occurred on March 7, when works with numerous pharmaceutical the house involved in the March 29 fire caught on companies as a sponsor sharing her story. fire for the first time. That fire was determined to be She also meets other families and patients suspicious in nature, and it is now being investigated to trade stories and struggles. Many of as a possible arson, Albrecht said. these stories and struggles have lead Lupe “I don’t believe in coincidences. to her next goal: lobbying in Washington.

You have to figure someone is “I would love to do legislative work setting these fires.” in Washington so that families don’t lose -Carol Christian, WS resident coverage,” Lupe said. “If patients lose treatment because they can’t afford it, “The recent [arsons] have been concerning, but their lives are at danger.” that doesn’t make [my town] feel unsafe” Western Combining the costs of medication, Springs resident Maeve Swinehart ‘17 said. “Westsupplements, and dietary concerns, Lupe ern Springs feels safe to me, but I still keep my eyes estimates that it costs roughly $400,000 if out for anything unusual.” they didn’t have health insurance.

In 2012, two arsons occurred in Western Springs; Though Isabel is supported by her in 2016, there was one arson. classmates and friends, her former teach“Crimes involving fire are often difficult to inveser argues that all students need to become tigate due to the damage the fire causes,” Albrecht more tolerant and aware of different di- said. “Not only does the fire destroy evidence, [but] etary restrictions. the Fire Department disrupts the original scene by “I think schools need to build a higher performing their duties.” awareness that not everyone in your class Both cases are actively being investigated with is the same,” Schaefer said. “I hope stu- help from arson investigators from local fire departdents don’t look at someone differently ments, Albrecht said. because they eat different foods. We need “I don’t believe in coincidences,” Carol Christo be aware of food and potential hazards tian, across the street neighbor from the two houses, towards other kids around us.” said, according to the Chicago Tribune. “You have to figure someone is setting these fires.”

Full story on lionnewspaper.com

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Over the past month, LT has put on several student-centered artistic shows, from the Spring Art Show to Tens by Teens. These shows are reminders of the importance and influence of the arts in education. Below, LION covers these student art events, and previews an event to come.

Festival showcases student films

by Sarah Grier @smgrier0

LT hosted its eighth annual Media Arts Night of Entertainment (M.A.N.E.) on May 16. The festival played student produced films in a various competitions. First place was awarded to “Dream” by Nora Nofal ‘18 and Addie Nofal ‘18 for best music video, “Synesthesia”

by Oliver Reynolds ‘17

experimental film, “Disarray” by juniors Max Abrahamson, Sean Robinson, Paul Moorehouse, Albert Ferastrau for drama, “Visual Exposure” by Armin Korsos ‘17 for documentary and a tie between “A Sheep’s Nightlife” and “Home,” both group projects, for animation short.

“The festival is a showcase for the great work in me-

dia done by LT students,” Co-founder of the MANE film festival William Allan said. “We only accept the best work produced by our students.”

Turnout was smaller than past years due to the spring festival of music at SC; however, the atmosphere was lively and supportive, Allan said.

Tens claims the stage

by Hallie Coleman @hallie_coleman

in the breadth and variety of its shows,” assistant director Sarah Valeika ‘18 said. “This year, we had a beautiful balance of drama and comedy, tension and diversion and really moving moments.”

In order to be considered to be an assistant director for Tens by Teens, you must be a member of the International Thespian Society (ITS). For membership, the ITS requires many hours of different aspects of theatre including stage crew and acting.

Valeika was inducted into ITS last year. She has been involved in LT theatre since her freshman

year, and has performed in six plays and has been involved in stage crew for two plays, she said. “[My favorite part is that] I get to offer opportunities to students who have never had something like this,” Keller said.

Each year Tens By Teens offers a new variety of actors, directors and writers, all of which are LT students.

“I will absolutely be auditioning for more shows,” Valeika said.

“Being onstage is what really energizes me, and I cannot imagine a greater joy than sharing it with wonderful people.”

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This year, [Tens by Teens] had a beautiful balance of drama and comedy, tension and diversion and really moving moments.”

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The 11th annual Tens by Teens was held May 4, 5 and 6 in the SC PAC. Tens By Teens is an opportunity for students to write, direct and act in plays.

“My goal was to give students an opportunity to have their original plays produced to a live audience,” director Lawrence Keller said.

Each play was practiced two or three days a week after school for about two hours; the cast rehearsed for six weeks leading up to the performances, Keller said.

“This year of Tens by Teens is very distinct from all other years

Art Explosion raises money for summer festival

by Hallie Coleman @hallie_coleman

Josh Leak ‘17 performs at Brownstock.

(Katie Palermo/LION)

Art Explosion hosted a fundraiser in the Corral on May 13, raising a total of $500. The fundraiser was created in order to raise money for a music and art festival in the summer and bring attention to the non-profit organization’s cause.

The fundraiser featured bands including: Art Explosion, Regulus and a band from the Chicago Academy of the Arts. Regulus is a band compromised of LT students, including vocalist Declan

McDermott ‘17, guitarist Jack Roche ‘17, bassist Jack Sylvia ‘17, drummer Jeff Stejskal ‘17 and pianist Nick Chomko ‘17.

“The experience as a whole was good and I’m glad I did it,” McDermott said. “We just love getting on stage and playing for people.”

Art Explosion is a non-profit organization with the goal of celebrating the arts, bringing people together and keeping kids off the street, Josh Leak ‘17 said.

“Running a non-profit or-

ganization can be expensive,” Leak said. “Putting on the events, getting merchandise and booking venues are just some of the costs needed to be covered.”

The Art Explosion will be having another fundraising concert on June 23, and is also hosting a summer music art festival called “Art Explosion” on July 22.

“Only Art Explosion can bring you a literal explosion of art, culture and diversity in one night,” Leak said.

Art show brings awareness to student artwork

by Sarah Grier @smgrier0 The LT art department hosted its 2017 Spring Art Show at SC D103 on April 21-25.

The art show displayed original pieces of art from students’ enrolled in Ceramics, Drawing & Painting, Photography, Metalsmithing, Computer/Digital Art and Animation.

“The art show brings the community together to see the improvements artists have made over the years,” Lauren Trail ‘18 said.

“It is really cool to see the LT community come out to support the hard work we have done this year.”

Two fundraisers were held during the reception on April 24, The Empty Bowls Sale and Photo Card Fundraiser. All proceeds raised from The Empty Bowl Sale went to the St. Cletus Food Pantry.

“The two fundraisers raised a total of $700,” public relations director of the art

show Samantha Zavala said. “St. Cletus was chosen because it is a local food pantry that serves the LT community and directly helps our students and families.”

This year the art show changed its location from the corral, which was a primary reason for a larger number of viewers who came to the show.

“The new space was beautiful and was much more accessible for students and staff to come visit,” Zavala said. “ Students were even invited to come view the show during their lunch hours.”

Grace Reilly ‘17 had a portfolio entitled “Growing Pains” featured in her fourth art show at LT. The collection of drawings were based on the nostalgia felt from childhood security objects as one matures to find that the objects, such as teddy bears, cannot bring

the same level of comfort.

“I hope my works can help inspire younger artists who aren’t sure if art is something they want to pursue,” Reilly said. “It is my hope South Campus students who see my art will decide to try art classes and realize how much fun it is.

I believe that anyone can become a great artist if they make time to practice, have a creative mind and search for a medium that suits them.”

Reilly credits much of her progress to the art teachers at LT as they helped her on her journey as an artist in developing her personal techniques and style.

“Without my art teachers, there is no way that I could have possibly accomplished this quality of work,” Reilly said. “I know that I would not be half the artist I am today if it was not for all the hard work that the art teachers put in.”

A student views drawings and paintings at the art show. (Sarah Grier/LION)

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The Eurythmic Dance Company took the stage at the NC Reber Center for the Performing Arts May 11-13. The show was “ONE” not to miss, with dances choreographed by professionals and student dancers.

(Anna Meyers-Caccitolo/Eurythmic Dance Company)

As this year comes to an end, @LTlionnewspaper’s senior staff gets their one and only feature in our twitter box. Take a look at what the LION seniors have to offer. We hope you think they are as funny and witty as we think they are. This is @hallie_coleman and @jhalps315 signing out!

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Lucy Schaefer ‘17 @lucy_schaefer3 1 27 The gym vball unit isn’t long enough. I need more time to evaluate my peers & scout out the best servers. I need more time to form MEGA TEAM Juliana Halpin ‘17 @jhalps315 57 0 @everyone who posts text conversations on vsco; we get it, you have many suitors.

Tim Mikulski ‘17 @t_mikulski 2 60 AP Proctor: You may begin testing *sirens ring, gold case saying 5 swings down from ceiling, WWE refs enter* or compete in THE LADDER MATCH

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Welcome to the Page Seven Grid, which some of you know as the only page in the paper. This is where we can watch people (try to) be funny. Your classmates are asked a series of questions, which they try to respond with the most humorous answers! This is our last Grid, and those going in here are people that could be twins (or actually are.) Enjoy! It’s been a pleasure. - Thomas Atseff and Sydney Kaehler What would you name your rap duo?

For your grid partner: You’re the ____ to my _____.

You two both receive a pink slip, what’d you do?

H2Cute

You’re the stitching to my jersey #NeerSquad17

For bringing too many girls to the jungle. m

“T.Y.B.” [ed. note: ???]

Young Cappy

You’re the Drake to my Future

We ditched class and went to Dinico’s.

“No, We Are Not Rooming Together”

Mirror Image

You’re the Double to my Identity.

We were trying to fix @LTWaterman’s followers to following Instagram ratio.

“Send Money, but Don’t Come”

Juicy O

You’re the soy sauce to my mac n’ cheese.

We laced the cafeteria cookies with laxatives.

“Let’s Hope We Graduate Again in Four Years”

Gruesome Twosome

You’re the Mr. K to my Mr. Murphy

Dan cheating off Matt on literally everything.

“From Wombmates to Roommates to Different Colleges”

What’s the title of your graduation speech?

Howard Willis and Hasahn Austin ‘17

Stephanie Quirk and Catherine Everett ‘17

Courtney Kurhayez and Arden Kurhayez ‘17

Juliana Halpin and Olivia Raphael ‘17

Matt Beck and Dan Beck ‘17

compiled by Sydney Kaehler and Thomas Atseff

LettertotheEditor

This letter was submitted by Grace Dekoker ‘19, a young scientist and community activist.

I consider myself a scientist. I always have.

I have a fierce drive to know as much about the human body as, well, humanly possible, which has paved my road to medical school since before I could pronounce most of the bones in our bodies. I’m no stranger to adversity either- several remarks given to me about my future profession have been blatantly sexist. A few personal favorites include “there’s no way she outscored him— total fluke,” and “med school— but when will you find a husband?” Nonetheless, there’s nothing that can be done except to prove them wrong. That’s always been my motto— one day, when I’m a surgeon, their jaws will hit the floor.

My gender doesn’t matter, only my skill and devotion; though as I’ve grown up and taken notice of the way the world works, I’ve come to realize that isn’t always the case.

STEM fields have been changing that though. They are nearly at complete gender equity according to the U.S. Labor Force. In addition to gender breakthroughs, the field is becoming more colorful, down from 90 percent white to hovering in the mid-60s, which is far more indicative of the country’s demographic. From an outsider’s standpoint, it just shows the world is becoming more equal.

But as a scientist, or a future one, I can see how the alluring nature of science is pushing back against stereotypes and gender norms, prevailing, as it tends to, with stone cold facts.

From walking in the streets at the Chicago March for Science on April 22, 2017, I saw babies bundled against the cold, and an elderly woman who needed a walker to make it the three block march. I saw teachers fighting for funding, and women who proudly announced they were pregnant via IVF therapy. I saw people of every color proclaiming what science meant to them. It was beautiful.

I saw there, standing with 60,000 people infatuated with science, that it does not discriminate. It reaches out, grabbing anyone who wants to learn and reeling them in. Everyone who went to that march was passionate about STEM, and I cannot think of a better representation for the community and all it stands for.

An human example of this is Rosalind Franklin, a British-Jewish chemist who worked ceaselessly against gender roles in her time.

From the day she graduated University of Cambridge in 1941, she obsessed over DNA, and eventually discovered its helical structure.

But when two colleagues, James Watson and Francis Crick, plagiarized and took credit for her research, no one believed that a woman could possibly have done it, and hence, no one believed her. The men never faced repercussion, instead, they won a Nobel Prize.

Franklin had already died from ovarian cancer, caused by excessive exposure to radiation from her work.

Another is Dr. Alfredo Quinones, who has come closer to curing cancer than anyone else to date. He uses protein and viral injections to target the most fatal forms of brain cancer; glioblastoma multiforme and astrocytomas. He has studied and worked at UC Berkeley, Harvard, Mayo Clinic, and Johns Hopkins.

He also was an illegal immigrant from Mexico. Franklin never lived to see the truth be exposed— yet she simultaneously fought for recognition and continued to work. Quinones has had patients who taunted him and requested a “real” doctor— he saved their lives just the same.

That is the American dream— they fought against biases that stood in their way to make a name for themselves. Their hard work prevailed over stereotyping. That is why millions of people flocked to our country over a century ago, where streets were paved with dreams. While this wasn’t a reality when several new citizens were shuffled into sweatshops, after years of labor they then could afford to send their chil-

dren to school. Then the following generation could afford to send their kids to college; and that’s when the ball really gets rolling; with a college degree, a whole new set of opportunities is opened.

Whilst discussing education, enrollment and degrees earned in science fields have shot up for both women and other minority groups since 2004, with almost double the amount of Hispanic/Latino students entering into STEM in 2014 than just a decade earlier, according to the National Science Foundation. Women’s numbers have also risen about 45-percent in a decade, though that isn’t to say men’s haven’t.

They have remained primarily static, with a few fluctuations. In the end, this means more people overall are striving for an education in science, and the entire field is becoming more and more diverse.

Now, this doesn’t mean that I magically no longer have to advocate for my skills more than male peers; it doesn’t mean that students of color will not have to strive to be seen in equal light as their white counterparts. Yet a man and woman will perform the same surgery, save the same life, and a Latino researcher will be just as thorough as a white one. A 25-year-old graduate student will collaborate with a 75-year-old just months from retirement, and they’ll uncover new truths they hadn’t known were possible.

Each of these people holds unlimited potential- perhaps they had to bloody their fists and shatter glass ceilings to unleash it, but once inducted, they are lifelong members of science.

Of the facts, of the innovation, of the novelty and the new ideas, the creativity and the passion. A person, any person of any race, gender, sexuality, religion or age can fall in love with the enticing rawness of science.

I am forever grateful for that intersectionality, that singular word that has made my future possible. And I still hold on to the hope that my children won’t have to be grateful; to them, I hope diversity is second nature, and the very concept of inequality or bias in science isn’t

‘13 Reasons Why,’ welcome to your tape Because you are holding this high school newspaper, I can safely assume that you spend a good deal of time around teenagers. If that assumption is Tim Mikulski true, I can even more safely assume that you have heard about “13 Reasons Why”, the recent Netflix mini-series of Jay Asher’s novel telling the story of high school student Hannah Baker, who dies by suicide and leaves behind 13 cassette recordings regarding her death. That is where my assumptions will end, and assumptions of “13 Reasons Why” and its producers begin: careless, overstepping assumptions that turned the story from a meaningful novel to a shallow, dangerous TV show.

The series has already drawn in more than its share of controversy from psychological associations and school organizations, leading to a TV-MA rating, content warnings, and high-visibility placement of mental health resources by Netflix. This is not enough.

“13 Reasons Why” is inherently problematic, not for the graphic scenes that earned it its ratings and warnings, but for the way it treats the story of Hannah Baker.

The first and foremost problem is that the story is less about Hannah’s suicide and more about narrator Clay trying to “solve” it, which dramatically cheapens and oversimplifies suicide. The series portrays all sorts of horrific wrongs done towards Hannah, but remarkably little about the character herself.

Not only does this storytelling reinforce the false idea that suicide has someone to blame, but it utterly neglects to cover the ongoing epidemic of adolescent mental illness. “13 Reasons Why” glosses over crucial internal mental health problems, and in doing so portrays false images of teen suicide that make genuine dialogue about support for at-risk teens that much more difficult.

Additionally, the series presents the ongoing idea that Hannah’s suicide started a chain of events bringing the peers who hurt her to “justice”. I cannot stress enough how harmful this message of suicide as revenge is, especially when this message is being targeted towards such an impressionable demographic like us. Along with demonstrating a deeply problematic message regarding suicide as a whole, that message leads to images of people who die by suicide as vengeful or selfish. Again, a genuinely harmful message like this has no place in a series that has been so acclaimed.

Lastly, there is no imagery in any of the series’ 13 episodes of these teenagers actually seeking help for the mental trauma and social distress they undergo throughout the series. “13 Reasons Why” is more about the events leading up to Hannah’s suicide than Hannah herself: car accidents, abuse, stalking and rape are all depicted in graphic detail, but the mere presence of these images is not the problem. The problem is that the series portrays these tragedies as unstoppable forces pushing Hannah to instability.

They are not. Suicide is preventable, and there are myriad ways to do so; by not showing any of these, the series builds a blatantly unhealthy image regarding how people become suicidal.

“13 Reasons Why” has highlighted the ongoing need for candid and well-informed changes to the way we think about suicide as a society. A second season for the series has been confirmed, and it will continue the toxic search for a person to blame for Hannah’s suicide.

Netflix and the series’ producers are far more engaged with profiting off of suicide’s dramatization; a much more sensible option would have been tracing the story of the second suicide that occurs in the first season (this time without the gross distortion of suicide’s causes and effects), at least partially righting the wrongs of the first season.

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Is Nationalism or Globalism a better foreign ideology?

LION interviewed 174 students about their opinion on foreign policy.

PawsUp n To memes—the only thing holding our country together right now. n To Powderpuff football—the only time girls can be real with each other. n To Now Serving—combining grilled cheese, bacon and mac n’ cheese—you really know how to hit us in the feels. n To senior exemptions —I love you more than my left foot. n To normal exemptions—keeping the plebeian underclassmen happy. n To Desiigner—Git Git Grrrraaahhhhhh!!!!! n To Chubbies—we believe in the right to bare quads n To Cup Pong—our daily entertainment and most likely the reason behind random groaning in class. n To seniors watching movies every day—we don’t even need to pay for teenage daycare. n To Food Thursdays— you can’t stop the tide of progress! n To Velcro—preventing 6-year-olds from learning to tie their shoes since 1941. n To Post Malone— Congratulations on your good, nay, GREAT song. n To the Class of 2017— we made it. Adios.

PawsDown n To stairwell traffic —IT’S JUST LIKE THE ROAD! You can’t just stop walking! n To Snapchat giving us the ability to send for infinite seconds—you’ve lost your “Snap.” Now you’re just chat. n To the fear of getting reported to the Office of Testing Integrity—all I did was make a fire AP test tweet. n To teachers who don’t let us open windows and then complain that it smells— congratulations, you played yourself. n To people who subtweet LION. @ us next time, #boi n To teachers who don’t believe in moving your 89.47 up to an 89.50— where are all the good people? n To being forced to run to gym class activities— all you’re doing is adding insult to injury. n To romphims—do we really need a reason here? Do we? Cause I got a few. n To class ring emails— Herff Jones seems like a kind man but please stop flooding my inbox.

18% We should not have a big military

4% Not at all

How much do international affairs matter to you?

39% A lot 57% A little 11% To protect our allies

If President Trump were to invade a country to stop war crimes, would you support this?

21% To protect citizens overseas

16% Unsure

30% Yes

42% Unsure

50% To protect American territory

48% Yes 36% No

28% No

Why do you think we should have a big military?

Are you willing to pay higher prices knowing that more Americans have jobs?

Point

Make Nationalism Great Again

Donald Trump being elected, the United Kingdom leaving the European Union and Marine Le Pen being a serious contender in the 2017 French elections all have something significant in common: nationalism is on the rise.

When one hears the word “nationHenry Groya alism” one often associates it with something negative, such as Nazism or fascism. However, nationalism is far from a negative. Countries are beginning to see the positives in nationalistic policies and the negatives in globalist policies. Various countries, such as the US, UK and France, are beginning to look toward nationalism as their source of law, order and tranquility. In order for international unity to truly be successful, countries must take a look at themselves in the mirror first, then onto others.

Nationalism seems to be on the rise due to a collective sense to reject globalist policies. Under President Barack Obama’s administration, globalist policies were warmly welcomed and heavily encouraged. It was more important to accept other cultures first and to put America in the back seat. Trump’s victory in November was the rejection of these policies. American jobs were being lost, terrorism was steadily increasing and other countries, like Iran, were taking advantage of America diplomatically. These events were unacceptable and nationalistic policies seem to be the cure to this illness.

Within the last few years, globalist policies have been unsuccessful. France, Sweden and Germany have allowed hundreds of thousands of Middle Eastern

migrants past their borders and due to this, terrorism, crime and violence are on a steep incline within these countries. Sweden’s crime rate has dramatically increased as immigration has increased, Germany and France are consistently struggling with terrorist attacks and the hundreds of thousands of Middle-Eastern migrants are failing to assimilate to these European cultures. France has taken notice of these faulty policies and that is why Le Pen gained so much popularity during the election. Sweden and Germany have still not taken full action, but eventually both of these countries will be forced to turn away from these policies and toward a more nationalistic approach.

In the summer of 2016 the U.K. opted out of continuing its membership in the EU. Led by Nigel Farage and members of the UKIP and Conservative Parties the British populist voted 51.9 percent to 48.1 percent to leave the EU. The U.K. decided it was time to step away from its European community and rather focus on improving itself first. The European Union’s strict rules and regulations were weakening the U.K.’s national identity, economy and culture. The U.K.’s turn toward nationalism has seemed to be successful thus far.

However, nationalism should not be taken to the extreme. Complete isolationism is never the answer.

Rather it is important to improve one’s own country primarily, while still maintaining positive relations with others. Separating countries from others entirely will not lead down a good road, but putting one’s country first will. A country must better itself, then it can look into bettering the entire international world.

CounterPoint

Going global

The year is 2017. We are in an age where one can click a button and send information across the world through the internet, or book a plane ticket and be anywhere, doing anything, in Charlie Stelnicki person, in less than a day.

Our world is global and is interconnected in more ways than are imaginable. Pursuing nationalistic policies would be detrimental to the quality of life of our citizens and the immense power America holds on the world stage.

As nationalism becomes increasingly divisive in political spheres of developed countries like our own, it is crucial to keep in mind the benefits that globalism has brought to millions, both at home and abroad.

Immigration is a central tenet of American history and a pillar of the globalist perspective. The ebb and flow of people and their families fill niches in the workforce that natives of a country may find unsavory or corporations find unattainable in the domestic market.

The importance of retaining open borders and available work visas, albeit with heavy vetting, keeps the American dream of upward mobility alive for those who are willing to assimilate to the values of our nation and stimulates the economy for all.

Global capitalism, or the pursuit of free trade with low tariffs worldwide, is what has made the U.S. GDP the highest in human history, and has brought a very high quality of life to even the middle and lower classes of society.

Multinational free trade agreements like NAFTA and bilateral free trade agreements in Asia have allowed Adam Smith’s “invisible hand of capitalism” to provide American citizens with the cheapest and highest quality of goods possible, with all of the innovations that have come with modernization of technology.

Increased investment in Mexico and China have led to a rising middle class in both countries by provide steady, high paying jobs in regions with few good ones or natural resources available.

With the largest military force in the world by a long shot, America is by default the defender of human rights. Who would defend those who are oppressed by totalitarian regimes, or those who are preyed upon with the vicious acts of war crimes? We are the powerhouse of NATO, which is largely credited with the seven decades of peace following the conclusion of WWII, referred to as Pax Americana. President Donald J. Trump seems to intend to proceed with these globalist militaristic policies, and millions of innocent lives will benefit.

Global poverty, literacy rates, child mortality rates and access to clean water sources have all been improved by the advent of globalism. There is the “pride” side of nationalism, which is largely harmless, and then there is the side that pursues policies that actively work against the interest of the world and it’s people. There is a way to generate broad prosperity, even for those who feel left out, and that way is through globalism.

FarewellColumn Since I’ve been the Opinions editor of the LION, a lot has happened at LT, in America and in the world. Most obviously, we have a Thomas Atseff new president, and in many ways, a new country and new era of our country along with him. Though not ushered in solely by Trump, the new political climate has been amplified by the 45th president, and our country is more polarized and divided than it has been since the Civil War. The truth is shielded and hidden behind partisan thinking and close-mindedness, something that probably all of us have been at fault for.

In today’s world, everything is black and white. A movie is either the greatest movie ever made or its few faults cause it to be the worst movie ever made.

A new bill or political policy is either going to fix or destroy the world. Our culture has turned so partisan in large part to social media and Twitter culture.

Everyone is trying to come up with clever quips and memes to get likes and retweets, which only ever simplifies complicated issues. You cannot possibly see the full scope of a story or issue in 140 characters, and yet most of the news we read is summated in a few words.

You cannot possibly understand an entire interview from a 30 second sound byte, and yet the most entertaining 30 seconds, even if it is the least important part, will be the part that goes viral.

This happens with simple and insignificant topics and with major and important ones. A recent Complex interview with Lil Yachty went viral on Twitter because of a heated argument between the rapper and the interviewer. If you watched the 30 minute long interview, you would have seen a wide range of topics covered and discussed, with Yachty being on the right side of some debates and on the wrong side of others. If you simply saw the headlines and memes on Twitter, however, you would have seen “Joe Budden doesn’t want Lil Yachty to be happy,” which was about one minute of the lengthy interview. Of course this is an insignificant example, but this culture is much more dangerous when it comes to real-life important issues.

A tweet saying “Trump doesn’t know who Frederick Douglass is” gets more retweets than his actual policies that have a legitimate effect on our lives, so those are the tweets you see.

So many of the issues that divide us are not black and white, there is often a lot of gray area that isn’t recognized. We often forget the nuance that comes with most issues in today’s world. I myself as Opinions Editor have made this mistake several times in my previous columns.

Whether it be about gun control or the Dakota Access Pipeline, too often I, and most people involved with politics today, have made the issue two-sided, and an issue of good guys vs. bad guys, which is no way to progress in our society nor improve our current fiery political atmosphere.

Of course, if you’ve read my previous columns, you would probably guess that I’m not planning on becoming a moderate, or becoming less passionate about politics. Passion is important in politics, but we need to make a collective effort to evaluate and take a look at both sides of every divisive issue. I personally believe in universal health care, and it is easy to think that conservatives who don’t agree simply lack empathy and sympathy for poor people who can’t afford health care, but that is simply not true. Often times, we all want the same outcome, but disagree on how to get there.

In our divided country today, we cannot vilify each other and make the complicated issues that divide us into black and white issues. If we want to unify our country and world for the future, we must see the nuance and gray area that exist in these issues and work together to solve them.

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LIONChatter

StaffEditorials Braggers begone

“We have major FOMO from being in the back room while you guys are laughing up front!”

In every single class, there’s the one stufrom juniors and seniors. dent who complains upon receiving a 90-perIn these years, students begin to apply to cent on the test. Do not be that kid. colleges, and that means beginning to comSchool is difficult, especially when you pare and worry about SAT and ACT scores, attend a school like Lyons Township High and not to mention GPA. Most students love School. Students study until graduation and to peer onto another student’s computer to discuss grades with their peers in a fairly see their Naviance stats and maybe even get competitive environment. a peek at some numbers.

Our Position: Students At LT, students receive There’s satisfaction in shouldn’t press their peers good test scores and want knowing how you did comfor school information or to talk about it. It’s underpared to your classmates. feel like they need to be standable, because if you Kids find it comforting to are proud of your grades or vocal about their grades, place themselves on a range, test scores or GPA to good test scores, you want seeing whether they are on to tell everyone about your anyone. the good or bad side. achievements. A lot of kids Something you can do have felt the joy upon receiving a good score. to prevent a self-esteem drop or competition However, most students have also been at the in general is to stay quiet when talking about opposite end of the spectrum: knowing you test scores. If you are ever asked, “what was didn’t do well, being the reason that there’s a your ACT/SAT/test score?” Simply reply with curve, etc. something vague, like “good enough,” “not Either way, everyone knows that nothas good as I hoped it would have been,” “I ing hurts more than getting a bad grade and don’t say, but decent,” or however you think having Poindexter right next to you shove you did. When someone who constantly his 95-percent in your face. Students need to talks about their scores doesn’t do well, it’s stop comparing themselves to other students, obvious. Keep things to yourself, don’t brag vocally or not, because it will only diminand when things work out the way you want, ish how you see yourself. “Grade bragging” (like getting into a certain school or graduataffects the self-esteem of students of all ages, ing) the results will show for themselves, and but the actual retaliations are seen mostly you won’t have to say a thing.

The Pulse Staff

“Janicki is like Chris McCandless but not as smart.”

Luke Lusson ‘18

“Spiro, do you want to listen to Fergie on the car ride home?.”

“I would love nothing more.”

Sheridan Spiess ‘17 & Spiro Kass ‘18

“Yes, I have a Latino playlist. It’s actually three-and-a-half hours long.”

Staff Vote: 28-0

Brandt Siegfried ‘18

Let the juniors dance As we all know, LT is a pretty large school attend senior prom anyways. To some in terms of population and size. With over seniors this is a problem in terms of numbers.

4,000 students, we are divided among two Senior prom is the last hurrah of senior campuses. As freshmen and sophomores we year right before graduation. Seniors want suffer through the excessive PDA, random to be with their friends and make the most of restrictions and the strange smells of SC. their remaining time at LT. However, this is Between the J-wing make-out sessions and difficult when large amounts of juniors and the lower C-wing smells emitting from the students from other schools attend LT prom foods rooms, we all had high hopes of one and take up seats on busses and post prom day moving on and entering the great NC. boats, making it hard for others to stay with Upon entering NC, juniors and seniors are their friends. So the question is, why not grouped together as a group known as the give juniors a prom of their own? upperclassmen. Although it is evident that It is very common for schools to have the senior class is always ranked number one, a joint junior/senior prom or two separate the juniors come in second Our position: Juniors are proms: one for juniors and as they are given similar one for seniors. Seeing that equal members of NC and privileges and freedoms. should have their own junior LT has such a large student We get to bring our body, it would make most prom. backpacks to lunch, choose sense for the classes to have our own gym tracks and even go to promtwo separate proms. With this solution, that is if you are a senior or a lucky junior prom would not be overcrowded with people asked by a senior. and each class would get to enjoy the priviSeeing that juniors and seniors have many lege and fun of prom. of the same privileges, it makes very little Since LT has canceled the King of Hearts sense that they are not included in prom or dance, and efforts like Lion Fest and the have a prom of their own. The only time Spring Fling have not been very successful in juniors are allowed to attend prom is if a replacing it, a junior prom could be a successsenior asks them and purchases their ticket. ful replacement for a winter dance. Student Despite prom being an exclusive senior council, it’s up to you; will you let the stuprivilege, every year large numbers of juniors dents dance?

Staff Vote: 20-8

Same class, same policy

Processing day: the students of LT come students that half-percentage they need to back from summer to take their school ID get them to an 89.5-percent. If one teacher pictures, purchase their books and most offers more homework grades than the other, importantly, get their schedules. Getting students in their class have a higher probabilyour schedule can be intimidating because it ity of earning a better grade in the class. determines how easy or difficult one’s year If the extra credit policies of two teachers may be. differ, one student could earn the same test One teacher might and homework scores as a offer an extra credit proj- Our position: All teachers student with a teacher who ect and an awesome unit should apply the same home- offers extra credit, but get at the end of the semester, work, extra credit and curric- a lower grade in the class. while another teacher who ulum in their classes to give Different policies for differinstructs the same course students equal opportunities. ent teachers leads to unequal offers neither. This can opportunities for students create conflict because whichever teacher who are at the same level of intellect. one gets should not determine the difficulty Even if the homework policies and extra level of the class. credit policies are aligned among teachers, Those who teach the same courses at the curriculum should be in sync for the LT should be aligned on the same curricuteachers as well. Students should not feel like lum, offer the same amount of extra credit they are missing out in their class if another and stick to the same homework policies to teacher is doing something more intriguing. ensure a level playing field for every student LT has seen the alignment of many teachenrolled in the course, regardless of which ers who instruct the same class. Many physteacher their schedule says. ics, history and math classes are on the same If the homework and extra credit policies schedule. This is a step in the right direction of different teachers do not match, then stubecause it ensures fairness to all students at dents with a particular teacher could have LT, regardless of which teacher appears on a significant leg up. Homework can give their schedule in August.

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Boys polo focuses on teamwork, offense as they end season, seniors dominate pool at state tournament

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by Greta Markey @gretamarkey

LT Varsity Boys Water Polo Overall

W 27

L 4

CONFERENCE

W 4

L 0

Source: illpolo.com

t was boys varsity water New Trier in the first round, “This season, we realized that polo’s second period of while there were teams on the everyone had an important role overtime against the other side of the bracket that to play as a part of this team,” he Naperville North Huskies, and would have made it a much easier said. “Everyone worked hard to both teams had nine points as task to move onto the second and put themselves in the best posithe period was coming to an end. maybe even final round.” tion to succeed. Because of this, Suddenly, captain Armin Korsos Although it was a tough loss, not only did our communication ‘17 drew a foul and noticed Jacob there were also many positives improve, but we were able to Schoneman ‘17 releasing off of the season to focus on, captain create more opportunities offenof his defender sively.” right in front of Along with the goal. regular sched“I knew that uled practices we had to score,” and games, the Korsos said. “So, team put in extra I lobbed it over work to get a leg to Schoneman up, Eichstaedt who caught it said. Many of and buried it the players also into the goal participated in right underweightlifting and neath the goalstrength training ie’s arm.” in the afternoon LT boys before practice emerged vicmany times a torious against week. the sixth ranked “We had been team in the state working so hard on April 25 with all season, and a score of 10-9. seeing the stands “We won filled with blue all of our close and gold was the games,” Head extra push we Coach Doug needed to leave Eichstaedt it all in the pool,” said. “These guys Jacob Schoneman ‘17 whips the ball past his defender. (Schoneman) Korsos said. “Nothreally wanted to ing beats the fan win. It only increased their hard Ben Ezsias ’17 said. One aspect section erupting each time somework at practice and success in of the game that their team domi- one scored.” games.” nated was defense.

Even though the season did The boys ended their season “This season highlighted our not end how the team expected on May 19 in the IHSA state quar- disciplined defense,” Korsos said. it to end, Philip Smith ’17 is still ter-finals, losing 5-8 to New Trier, “When we worked together and happy with how they played and who placed second in double remained aware of what was with his experience on the team. overtime against Stevenson. going on, we made it very hard “I’m extremely grateful for “Of course I would have loved for other teams to score.” the chance to have spent the past to move past the first round at After losing nine seniors last four years with a great group of state, perhaps even get a trophy, season, many younger players guys,” he said. “Though we didn’t but sometimes the bracket works stepped up into new leadership win, we were still able to come against us,” Korsos said. “This roles both in and out of the water, together and tear it up in the pool year, we were matched against Schoneman said. one last time.”

Girls water polo finish season with nail-biting loss, spirits remain high as team reflects positively on performance throughout the past season

by Spiro Kass @spiro_kass

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LT Varsity Girls Water Polo Overall

W 26

L 6

CONFERENCE

W 5

L 0

Source: illpolo.com

fter jumping in the pool, ready to take on It was not simply the team chemistry that Mother McAuley in the IHSA Sectional brought them so much success, but rather their Final on May 13, girls varsity water polo work ethic and motivation that carried the team co-captain Annika Moore ‘17 scanned the bleach- throughout the season, varsity Head Coach Lauren ers above to notice all of her friends and family Burel said. rooting for the team.

“I expected hard work, dedication, and teamMoments later, the whistle sounded to com- work in practice, in games, and outside of the pool,” mence the competitive, hard-fought game that Burel said. “They have worked hard together all would determine whether or season, have grown strong as not the team would make an a one unit, and I expect they appearance at State. Although will continue to accomplish the team barely missed their their goals.” advancement to state by an While preparing for the 8-7 loss, Moore believes that state series, the team began the game itself, rather than the intensify their practices, Stuba outcome, is something to be said. Instead of having three very proud of. morning practices in addition “Unlike last year, we went to daily after school practices in with a stronger attitude and each week, the team met four believed in ourselves more,” mornings a week during the Moore said. “Even though it month of April to improve was a disappointment to lose their conditioning and to get and not be able to advance onto prepared for the postseason. the state finals, we all knew we Although their determination left everything in the pool be- Annika Moore rises out of the water to set forth great success, Stuba hind us and couldn’t do any- shoot the ball. (Moore) believes that a little more enthing more than we did.” joyment would have made the Although the defeat ended their season shorter season even better. than they anticipated, three-year varsity member “We should have enjoyed it more, because it Kaysie Stuba ‘18 knows that the loss will help pro- ended so quickly,” she said. “You don’t think that pel the team to become more victorious next season. it’ll be your last game and all of a sudden it is. It was “[The Sectional Final outcome] will make us a great season, and if we could go back and enjoy it stronger for next year,” Stuba said. “Now we know more I think it would be even better.” that we can play really well as a team in a high presStuba shares sentiments as to why the team’s sure situation.” unique dynamic was something to be proud of.

Aside from the state series, the entire season “We can be serious when we need to be,” she was extremely successful for the water polo team, said, “but we also show up to tournaments in oneMoore said. sies, we wear our lion towels when every other “I am so unbelievably proud of this team and team wears their scary robes, and we go to watch how far we have come as a whole,” Moore said. “We the boy’s game with all of our faces painted. It’s just are the type of team that are friends in and out of such a fun time and I cannot wait to see what next the pool, and that helped us play so well together.” year brings us.”

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Made-UpMatchups The Kentucky Wildcats (UK) or the Brooklyn Nets?

The Alabama Crimson Tide or the Cleveland Browns?

The list goes on. Perhaps it’s true that the best NCAA athletic programs, more Adam Janicki specifically football and basketball, are indeed capable of competing against the worst professional teams. Time and time again fans mentally create these fictional yet though-provoking matchups. Then, they follow up with making boastful claims on who would win, but could they actually happen?

There are endless possibilities regarding college teams competing with the professionals but only so many of them are realistic.

Annually, the Head Coach of Kentucky basketball, John Calipari, recruits an NBA-ready roster. Throughout the 2014-2015 NCAA men’s basketball season, the Wildcats went 38-1 (they lost to the Wisconsin Badgers in the Final Four). Similarly, the 2011-2012 team plowed their way through the season, winning the national championship with a record of 38-2. From those two teams alone, 12 players were drafted to the NBA. The Kansas Jayhawks, North Carolina Tar Heels and Duke Blue Devils are amongst the annually-dominant, super-teams in the NCAA. Typically, the worst teams in any professional league attain the top draft picks. However, those draft picks are often from the best college teams, such as the basketball programs above. Consequently, wouldn’t it make sense that the teams where the best college athletes in the country are coming from could beat the professional teams drafting them? It is rather counterintuitive. Moreover, the worst NBA teams are almost always the same. They include the Brooklyn Nets, Philadelphia 76ers, New York Knicks, Orlando Magic and Minnesota Timberwolves. The majority of each team’s roster consists of a bunch of young athletes recruited early from college with little chemistry and experience, thus producing a poor roster.

Currently, in the National Football Association (NFL) there are terrible franchises without any recent success. The Cleveland Browns finished 1-15 this season, and average winning 5-6 games a season throughout their history.

Comparably, the San Francisco 49ers managed to lose 14 games this season. According to ESPN, as of Oct. 2016, the 49ers franchise ranks, “dead last among 122 professional sports teams”. Many of these professional franchises, more specifically in the NFL and NBA, have two main dysfunctions. Poor on-field/court performances due to poor coaching is a large issue. In addition, many teams spend overwhelming sums of money on new stadiums and gear. Instead, they should be spending this money on quality, successful coaching staff.

On the other hand, the University of Southern California Trojans, Norte Dame Fighting Irish and Ohio State Buckeyes are some of the most successful football teams in NCAA history, as well as have the most NFL draft picks. They are consistently loaded with star-studded rosters and depth; thus, producing fearless teams capable of beating countless numbers of opponents.

Relevance is a key part in any debate.

It can reasonably argued that professional teams with terrible franchise records can outcompete the high-caliber NCAA teams.

Also, examining the competition each team faces throughout the season is a crucial factor.

College athletes are used to the smaller size of their opponents, whereas professional athletes are used to larger matchups. The maturation of athletes from the NCAA level into their pro-careers is apparent physically and mentally. However, often times the feeble professional teams lack depth, versatility and chemistry, most of which the best NCAA teams possess. Professional teams are also reasonably balanced at every position. An NCAA team might have star players at every key position but might have a poor defensive linemen, thus presenting further weaknesses and opportunities to score.

Without conclusive evidence, the debate continues. Anything is possible. Examination of the worst pro-teams and the best college teams, followed by creating a mental matchup provides no output. With regard to a real matchup, I personally believe that an amazing team from a NCAA program such as the Kentucky Wildcats could indeed beat a feeble, poor-managed 76er team. Overall, I believe that some the best NCAA programs can indeed beat a handful of the most unsuccessful professional teams.

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Boys gymnastics takes second in state Lions barely miss out on first, settle for second

by Luke Lusson @LukeLusson

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fter losing its dual meet to Glenbard meet was the best in program history.

“I know I could have done better at that West by eight points on April 4, the “I think the whole team did amazing [at meet,” Janicki said. “That wasn’t my best. But, boys gymnastics team made it one of its the state meet],” all-around competitor Nick on the overall spectrum I’m impressed with my goals to beat the Hilltoppers by the end of the Perez ‘18 said. “They all worked very hard to performances and so was my coach.” season. The team nearly accomplished that feat make sure we got to where we did.”

In terms of next season, the LT coaches and at the state meet on April 12 at Hinsdale CenFollowing the team competition on Friday, team members are filled with confidence foltral, where it took second place and trailed the April 12, five LT gymnasts placed in the in- lowing their strong state performance. Not only state-champion Hilltoppers by a much slimmer dividual finals the next day. Those gymnasts that, but the team will lose only three seniors: margin than before, only two tenths of a point. were Perez, Alex Janicki ‘17, Finn Dowling Janicki, Matt Hurd and Danilo Devulsky.

“At the start of the season, it was well known ‘18, Luke Szczesniak ‘18 and Sam Dillon Janicki was very impressed with the younger that Glenbard West was going to be the team to ‘18. gymnasts’ performances all year, specifically at beat,” Head Coach Sam Zeman said. “We knew the state meet. we had a chance to catch them but it “I give lots of credit to them [the would take a lot of hard work, disyounger gymnasts] because they cipline and commitment.” are so young and the intensity of The difference in scores bethe state meet is so high,” Janictween first and second place ki said. “The years to come will marked the narrowest margin continue to get better.” of victory in the history of the Coach Zeman and the IHSA gymnastics state meet. team are determined to The Hilltoppers finished build on this season’s with 160.95 total points, success and look to imwhereas the Lions ended prove in the coming the day with 160.75 points. years, especially considIn the race for second and ering the array of young third place, the story was talent the team possesses. much the same. LT barely “Winning second and outlasted Deerfield for seccoming so close to first ond place, who finished with means one thing to our team 160.40 total points.

—we have unfinished busiDespite missing out on what ness,” Zeman said. “I’m proud would have been the program’s of all they [the seniors] acfirst ever state title, the LT team complished in their gymnasstill left Hinsdale Central proud.

Matt Hurd ‘17, and juniors Nick Perez, Sam Dillon, Reno Sarussi and tics career. Now, it’s about Its second place finish at the state Finn Dowling pose with second place state trophy. (Julian Campbell) getting ready for next year.”

Second place conference, sectional finishes set standard for final meet

by Mikaela Larson @mikaela_larson

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ntering sectionals with both a singles and doubles team seeded, boys tennis has set themselves up for a successful run in the state tournament.

Following the May 19 sectional at Proviso West, Jack Bernstein ‘17 advanced in singles and the pairing of Tanner Burke ‘17 and Demetri Triantafel ‘18 advanced in doubles to the state meet at Buffalo Grove on May 25. “[The collective team is] most excited for proving ourselves on the top stage at state,” Burke said. “LT tennis usually floats in the top 10 at state, but we want to show we belong in the elite group.”

Furthering the rivalry, LT fell second to Hinsdale Central at the sectional meet and in conference overall, varsity head coach Bill Wham said. However, Lyons did win the conference meet on May 12 and 13 at Glenbard West. Compared to previous years, the sectional they were placed in was more difficult which led to two of the four teams not placing high enough to qualify for the state meet, Bernstein said. Central finished the meet with 24 points and LT came in with 14.

“Hinsdale is in our sectional and they’re always tough,” Bernstein said.

“They’re not as good this year as they have been in past years so we should fair pretty well against them.”

The four teams who first made it to sectionals included Max O’Malley ‘19 and Bernstein for singles as well as the pairings of Patrick Caruso ‘17/Luke Schlender ‘19 and Burke/Triantafel for doubles. The top four finishers in both singles and doubles advance on to state.

Bernstein placed second overall and Burke/Triantafel finished fourth. “[Having only two entrants at the final meet] will make the state tournament very difficult from a team perspective,” Wham said. “[My personal goal] is to have significant results in both singles and doubles and [we have a] team goal of 20 points or better.”

Bernstein qualified for state by easily making it through the first two rounds of sectionals winning in straight sets 6-0, 6-0 over boys from Downers Grove North and York. In the semifinals he

Jack Bernstein ‘17 trains for the state meet. (Lucy Schaefer/LION) beat Lawrence Hiquiana ‘17 from Downers Grove South 6-0. 6-3, but fell to Zach Elliott ‘18 of Hinsdale Central 6-3, 7-5 in the finals. As for Burke/Triantafel, they lost in the semifinals 6-3, 6-0 to Trevor Hamilton ‘18 and Andrew Buhelos ‘18, also from Hinsdale Central.

“The biggest challenge [at state] will be the mental grind of playing tons of matches in a row,” Burke said. “[Especially] with the expectation of winning them all. The goal for state is another top-10 finish, which will be difficult with only two qualifiers, but we’re both capable of beating anybody.”

As of the LION print deadline, no bracket or seeding for the singles or doubles state meet had been released.

Committed to play at Pomona College in Claremont, Calif.

Finshed the season ranked 12th nationally for DIII men’s tennis A part of the Southern Califormia Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

Mascot is the Pitzer

Sources : NCAA.com, Pomona College

GoodbyeLT

The year is winding down and my time as sports editor is coming to an end. It’s been incredible, both for Lucy Schaefer the athletes who have achieved so much over their seasons and for me. I’ve loved covering students who have these amazing abilities and entirely separate worlds they dedicate much of their lives to.

LT has some pretty awesome teams and programs, and before I head off for these next four years, I want to leave one piece of advice for the classes to come: never stop appreciating and supporting the hard work that our students and staff put into our athletics.

LT teams, put simply, are extremely talented. We are very lucky to go to a school that prides itself for an amazing athletic program and is willing to put the energy and resources into developing and funding each team. That isn’t always common or even possible.

That said, there was a time early this year that I felt disappointed in the lack of support for LT’s athletics.

It seemed as though social lives took priority over supporting our fellow students and friends. Illegal substances such as alcohol were brought into the stands, and with that, support for our athletes and their hard work seemed to disappear.

It’s May now, and I can happily say that I’m not worried about the classes to come. I’ve seen a resurgence of support from our student body.

Whether it was the faithful Pooligans venturing out to Evanston to support and celebrate our swim and dive team taking first at state, or Charlie Clarke ‘18 taking the time to buy and grill burgers at the girl’s soccer Pepsico Showdown tailgate, or the Eurythmic Dance Company’s program selling out so fast that they had to add another performance, our athletics are receiving plenty of support and I couldn’t be happier.

If you attended any of the events listed above, or even others, I’m so glad. That kind of rallying support is what makes the hard work pay off.

After hours of strenuous training and constructing a team with valuable team chemistry, all our students really deserve in the end is recognition. It doesn’t matter if we win or lose, we should be there to support the group.

We should celebrate the individuals that make it happen.

If you haven’t attended such events, all I can do is strongly encourage you to. I can almost guarantee every student at the school has a friend involved in a sport or club. I can also almost guarantee that at the majority of our team competitions, the stands are filled with mostly parents. Sure, I love it when my mom comes to support me in the stands.

But it always means a little more when your friends carve the time out of their day to make it too. And when you go to LT, the athletes will never fail to disappoint.

And to the athletes themselves, thank you for making these four years that much more meaningful to me.

I’ve taken part in LT’s soccer, volleyball, cross country and basketball programs and every one of them has introduced me to a new network of friends that by the end of the season became family. Bus rides to and from tournaments or hysterical moments in the locker room are what I’m going to remember for the rest of my life.

Those moments are only amplified by the incredible love and support of friends, family, and the entire school.

So, for my last column, I want to thank everyone that made my athletic career at LT unforgettable. I couldn’t have asked for better teammates or a better staff. I hope LT’s pride for its athletic programs never dies, and after this year, I’m certain it never will.

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Thursday, May 25, 2017

by Lucy Schaefer @lucy_schaefer3

For our last issue, we allow the LT student body to vote for the athlete of the year. We began with an online poll of 24 athletes, and the top 10 advanced to a paper ballot. After distribution to both North and South campus and a total of 527 votes were tabulated, Jack Walton came out as 2017’s official athlete of the year.

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or much of Jack Walton’s ‘17 life, his focus has shifted between two passions: lacrosse and football.

He began both football and lacrosse at a young age, and since then his natural ability has led him to stand out in both. Although his focus at times has leaned towards one over the other, his decision to sign at Tufts University this winter officially made him a two-sport collegiate athlete, something LT varsity football head coach Kurt Weinberg has never seen.

“We’ve had guys that have played both and excelled in both, but to be able to play both on the next level is something very, very special,” Weinberg said.

By the end of his freshman year, Walton was competing on the East Coast for lacrosse and beginning to gain attention from college coaches. By sophomore year, he committed to DI lacrosse at High Point University. “[Walton] is almost always the most athletic guy on the field. His size and speed allow him to do whatever he wants and he can really take over games,” lacrosse teammate and close friend Charlie Kidder ‘17 said.

Despite this commitment to lacrosse, Walton chose to continue his love for football into his junior year, his first year playing at the varsity level. His standout ability became very clear after becoming the defensive MVP as a junior, and later the overall MVP his senior year. After these successful seasons, Walton chose to rethink his college commitment at HPU. Soon, he began talks with Tufts about potentially playing both lacrosse and football at the DIII level.

“I realized that Tufts is a great school, and the combination of playing football and lacrosse, in addition to the academic opportunity that exists at Tufts, it was the best fit for me,” Walton said.

Still, Walton is not expecting an easy workload. His future will consist of coinciding schedules, rigorous academics, and an overlapped lacrosse season and football off-season, as well as football season and lacrosse off-season, LT varsity lacrosse head coach Seth Molek said.

“He’s going to have a big load on his plate, but I’m not really worried about it,” Molek said. “It’s going to be really tough, but if anyone can do it, he can do it.”

Molek believes that in Walton’s time at Tufts he will win a national championship. Tufts is known to have a solid lacrosse program, and Walton brings the team a lot of promise with both the athletic edge and the intelligence to make plays happen, Molek and Weinberg said.

Walton is now a two-time All-American athlete, speaking volumes to his ability, Molek said.

“He really does everything,” Molek said. “He guards the best player, he’ll do the half-time speeches, he clears the ball, he blocks shots, he scores, he makes assists, he’s an All-American for a reason. If we need something done, we go to him.”

Walton has displayed impressive dedication and determination in order to get to where he is today, Molek said. Hours of practice, as well as additional time at training facilities like Get Fast Inc., have pushed him to better himself as an athlete, Walton said. Still, Weinberg

The following athletes were awarded Athlete of the Month awards throughout the year, and thus were not included in Athlete of the Year polling.

They do, however, deserve recognition and a place among LT’s most successful athletes.

(Main photo accredited to Deb Walton)

Ben Bryant ‘18 Issue 1

Emma Fink ‘17 Issue 4

believes his greatest asset is his intelligence.

“It’s a complex game that we play and Jack’s able to understand it, process it and get into action very quickly,” Weinberg said. “He asks questions, next-level questions beyond what a lot of guys ask. You can tell he has a very high level of understanding.”

As his senior year comes to a close, Walton feels grateful to have had the experience of competing in LT’s program and creating bonds with his teammates.

He said the best part about the game is the guys he gets to play with, especially Kidder, who encouraged him to start lacrosse back in fifth grade. Kidder remembers playing with him in his back yard, before Walton understood how to play.

“When he first started playing, he had no idea what he was doing, so I could usually dominate him,” Kidder said. “Things have changed a little bit since those days.”

Through his time at LT, Walton has displayed incredible dedication and skill in two entirely different sports, Weinberg said. The ability to dominate the field in both of these vastly different arenas, according to both Molek and Weinberg, is what makes him so special of an athlete.

“I give him all the credit in the world for doing it,” Weinberg said. “His load at Tufts is going to be a daunting task, but I know he’ll do well, he’s smart, athletic, and can do a lot of different things. It’s impressive to be able to play two very different sports on the college level. Not many people can do that.”

Vincent Zona ‘17 Issue 2

Connor Niego ‘17 Issue 3

Tyrese Shines ‘19 Issue 5

Thomas Saggau ‘17 Issue 6

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Thursday, May 25, 2017

Volume 107, Issue 7

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July 14-16 June 9-11

Music Genre: Alternative rock, indie rock, alternative hip hop Location: Union Park Ticket Price: $75/day, $175/ threeday Headliners: LCD Soundsystem, A Tribe Called Quest and Solange

Music Genre: Progressive house, electro house, techno Location: Addams-Medill Park Ticket Price: $69/day $219/ three-day Headliners:Afrojack, Alesso

June 23-25

Music Genre: Country Location: Huntington Bank Pavilion at Northerly Island Ticket Price: $50/day $150/ threeday Headliners: Thomas Rhett, Miranda Lambert and Rascal Flatts

Tips and Hacks Music Genre: Indie, electric, hiphop Location: Oakwood Beach Ticket Price: $67/day $122/ twoday Headliners: MGMT, Local Natives and Walk the Moon

by Grace Palmer @gpalmz32

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Music Genres: Pop, alternative rock, heavy metal, punk rock, hip hop, EDM Location: Grant Park Ticket price: $150/day $348/ four-day Headliners: The Killers, Chance the Rapper, Muse and Arcade Fire Aug. 3-6

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As we head into festival season this summer, we are reminded of the various troubles or problems that often accompany these weekend-long adventures.

Read these tips and hacks from LION to discover how you can have the best time possible.

Drink a lot of water to avoid dehydration (from being in the heat all day). Some festivals even have water bottle fill stations so you can bring your own and not have to buy one.

Wear sunblock to avoid awkward and painful sunburn lines.

Have a specific meeting place for you and your friends in case someone gets lost.

Spend your money wisely because you do not want to be stuck without anything to eat for dinner.

Look slightly troubled when you push through the crowd (so it looks like you can’t find your friend) and you’ll have a better chance of getting to the front.

Always have a buddy and hold their hand when walking through large crowds. This lets you go through the crowd faster and keeps you from being separated.

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Try to bring a small portable charger because your phone will most likely die (you could also turn it on airplane mode to save even more power).

Throw a few band aids in your pocket because most people really do not care if they step on your toes.

Research the different bands playing before you go and try to figure out which ones you need to see and which ones you don’t mind missing.

To avoid the crazy lines for port-apotties, try to go to ones away from the main stage (the line is not as crazy and they aren’t as gross).

Read the fine print on your ticket so you know what to bring and what not to bring (so you’re not forced to throw something away).

Music Genre: Rock, hip hop, DJs Location: Union Park Ticket Price: $59/day $149/ three-day Headliners: DeadMau5 and Eric Prydz, Gucci Mane and Damian “Jr. Gong” Marley

Festivals compiled by Caroline Konstant

Festival precautions Drinking, drugs, dehydration

by Sheridan Spiess @sheridanspiess

Festivals can be a great experience to see your favorite artists perform throughout the days you go. LT students tend to go to festivals, like Lollapalooza, throughout the summer. Although this can be a fun, exciting experience, students should take the necessary precautions against the dangers that festivals may accompany.

Dehydration is an issue to be aware of when attending festivals. Especially in the summer, hot weather makes it more likely for a person to become dehydrated. With the excitement of the day, many festival attendees don’t bother to drink as much water as they should. In a less severe case of dehydration, a person will feel faint. However, as dehydration worsens, the necessary fluids don’t reach your organs. You could pass out and need to visit a doctor. Stay hydrated to enjoy your day at the festival rather than

spending your day in the hospital.

Although drinking alcohol under the age of 21 is illegal, some teens choose to drink at festivals like Lollapalooza. If drinking is a choice you make at a festival this summer, be aware of the dangers that come with it. A combination of drinking and a hot day can quickly lead to dehydration. Consuming too much alcohol can lead to alcohol poisoning, which dehydrates you, slows down brain function, can lead to seizures and can affect nerves that maintain heartbeat and breathing. If you don’t watch the amount you drink and keep your body hydrated, you risk more than missing your favorite band, you risk your overall health.

Illegal drugs are commonly used at festivals, which negatively affects your health, especially in combination with alcohol consumption. The

two create an extremely toxic substance in your body, more so than either alone. Illegal drug consumption, in addition to dehydration and alcohol consumption, can easily lead to overdose and kidney failure.

It can also lead to delirium, causing confusion and panic, enhanced by sounds and visuals at music festivals. Overall, drugs negatively impact your health, especially at a summer festival where you are already endangered by dehydration and alcohol consumption.

Dehydration, underage drinking, and illegal drug use can easily make a negative impact on your health. You may miss out on the festival you were looking forward to, or more importantly, risk your health. Consider these warning when making choices at the next festival you attend.

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Athena puts the A in ‘Opa!’ Athena differentiates itself from other Greektown restaurants with nuance, flavor

by Maddy Cohen @maddyc700

When looking for a meal in Chicago’s Greektown, it is very easy to become overwhelmed. This small area is packed with restaurants that all serve authentic Greek food at a range of prices. In order to combat this confusion and stress, make your life easier by heading straight to Athena (212 S Halsted St.).

The contemporary design of the restaurant is surprising and reason enough to take the trip to the city.

The building is almost entirely composed of windows and makes you feel as if you are sitting in a greenhouse. The sun shines through the windows and eliminates any need for artificial light. This not only brightens up the restaurant literally, but also creates a more relaxed, natural feel that allows you to enjoy your meal even more. Another aspect that differentiates Athena from the other restaurants in Greektown is its outdoor seating area. The outdoor area is placed in the middle of the restaurant, providing intimacy and seclusion from the hustle and bustle of the outside world.

To start your meal, get the cold combo plate ($11.50).

This is the best way to try a variety of different Greek foods at a friendly cost; it includes an assortment of spreads, olives and cheeses. Another appetizer that is necessary to try is

the famous saganaki ($7). This flaming cheese is not only entertaining to watch, but is a great pair to the pita you get from the cold combo plate. To take a break from the heavy cheeses and spreads, the village salad ($6.25) is a light yet flavorful addition.

This salad includes only tomatoes, cucumbers, onions and feta on a light oil based dressing.

For the main course I got the chicken riganati ($13.50): a half chicken baked with potatoes, lemon and olive oil.

Although this dish was good, it did not dazzle me like the appetizers did. The chicken was a bit too dry, but the sauce and potatoes held the dish together.

When in Greektown, the dessert you must get is Baklava ($5). This dish separates the good Greek restaurants from the great Greek restaurants; Athena proved itself to be a great one.

Although presentation is rather simple, its strong cinnamon, nutty taste makes up for it. There is a good dough to filling ratio and the filo dough is light and flaky.

Aside from my entrée, my experience at Athena was a great one. I would consider solely getting appetizers and desserts and skipping the entrée entirely; the appetizers are very filling and the entrées are on the pricey side.

Bottom Line: Athena delivers authentic and delicious food in a friendly, open atmosphere.

Chicken rigatoni paired with potatoes. (Cohen/LION)

Below are a few multi-cultural dishes found in Chicago and its surrounding areas. Come with us as we travel to Thailand, Italy, Colombia, Mexico, Korea and Ghana.

Legend Tasty House

Mario’s Italian Lemonade

Las Tablas

1066 W. Taylor St., Chicago

2242 S. Wentworth Ave., Chicago

Rolled ice cream

Thailand

Dia De Los Tamales

2942 N. Lincoln Ave., Chicago

Italy

Strawberry Italian ice

Carne asada

Palace Gate Resturant

Hanbun

939 W. 18th St., Chicago

665 Pasquinelli Dr., Westmont

Cuban slow roasted pork tamale

Mexico

Colombia

4548 N. Magnolia Ave., Chicago

Jajangmyeon

Korea

Jollof rice with fish and plantain

Ghana

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One of Chicago’s finest gems

Ethiopian Diamond wows with diverse, scrumptious specials, impressive atmosphere

by Phil Smith @phil_ip_smith

(From left, counterclockwise) The Chocolate Diamond Royal platter, which includes Destaye; a sampler dinner platter; a performer plays traditional music.

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A wall of scents hit me as I opened the door to the Ethiopian Diamond (6120 N. Broadway St., Chicago). Black tea, cloves, spiced meat and more poured out the door into the street, and the restaurant quickly amused all of the other senses. A live entertainer in the corner played traditional Ethiopian music, the wait staff was friendly and prompt and the walls were plastered with traditional Ethiopian artwork, depicting churches and beautiful landscapes. The atmosphere was perfect—everything just fit together.

If it is your first time getting Ethiopian food, ask for help ordering. The dishes all have strange names, and the food is served the same way as it would be in Addis Ababa. Silverware is nonexistent; instead, food comes served to everyone, and you can pick up pieces with the traditional thin sourdough flatbread called injera. Patrons eat with their hands, which may be a little off-putting, but makes the meal fun.

We asked for recommendations and let the server order for us. For an appetizer, we tried Sambusa ($7 for four), which is a thin pastry shell filled with deliciously spiced meat or vegetables.

For the entree, we tried a spiced chicken dish and beef with wilted spinach (about $15 each). Both were amazing,

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with large portions. They came with sides of both yellow split pea and lentil dishes. Everything was eaten with the injera, which tasted like a mix between a tortilla and sourdough bread. The mix between the spiced meats and the softer injera was almost heavenly.

Finally, the dessert came. We ordered Destaye (translating to “My Happiness, ” $5.25), which was the same dough shells as the appetizers, but filled with shredded coconut, crushed nuts and raisins. The shells were delicious, but the highlight of the dessert—and the entire meal—came with the drinks.

Remember, Ethiopia is the birthplace of coffee. In fact, the drink is named after the region Kaffa in southern Ethiopia. The brew ($10 for a pot, worth every penny) came in a traditional clay pot and was brewed almost as strong as the best espresso. It was the best coffee I had ever had. The black tea ($2.50) was also very refreshing, spiced like a chai, but was overshadowed by the coffee.

Bottom line: Although it may be somewhat pricey and a little far from home, the Ethiopian Diamond delivers a substantial quantity of high-quality food and an amazing experience. 4.5/5 paws.

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On May 13, LT auto club (LTTC) held its annual car show in the NC parking lot.

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Departing anchor Robert Siegel departed from NPR after 30 years on show. His replacement is yet to be revealed, but they hope to include more diversity in the show.

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Oy Vey Volleyball Playoffs take flight Entering playoffs, Synagogue League Volleyball competition increases, two remaining teams prepare to battle in alternative to church league basketball

by Mikaela Larson hile church league basketball may take precedence at LT and the surrounding Western suburbs, the lesser known synagogue league volleyball begins its postseason next week with the only two teams taking the forefront, the Notorious D.I.G. of Congregation Etz Chaim in Lombard and Kiss My Ace of B’nai Abraham Zion in Oak Park.

“We really just need to keep on doing what we’re doing,” captain of Notorious D.I.G. Zachary Goldstein said. “We have really gotten to know this team since they’re the only one we play so we know all their secret weapons and what to expect.”

Being the only two synagogues within a 10 mile radius of LT, it was hard to keep the league going, but in order to feel more accepted in the primarily Christian Western suburbs, the league was created, Kiss My Ace captain Michelle Rosenbaum said. The league is in its second year.

“The teams are coed and we practice twice a week,” Rosenbaum said. “There’s not a lot of us but we have a good time and always end practice with bagels.”

The playoffs are set up where each match is best of five, and they will play seven matches, so whichever team has four victories in the end wins the highly competitive league.

“I’m a bit worried for the playoffs to be quite honest,” regular season MVP and star player of D.I.G. Mandy Cohn said. “They have Spender Levinston, who is already committed to play at

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Hebrew University in Jerusalem next year for college, so that makes me nervous. I think we can take him, we just need to really bring our A-game.”

The championship, however, does not mean the end of the season, Goldstein said. The winning team will advance to a state-wide tournament held at one of the Jewish Community Centers (JCC) in Chicago. There, they could face teams like Orville Ready-Blockers out of Skokie or Setsy and We Know It out of Deerfield, both of which are one seeds in their respective tournaments.

“Those Northshore teams terrify me,” Cohn said. “These leagues are so much more popular up there based sheerly on the percent of the Jewish Zachary Goldstein of the Notorious D.I.G. [of Congregation Etz Chaim] practices his population they have. The worst of spike against two of Kiss My Ace’s top hitters. (People Magazine) them are the Orthodox teams. They take no days off and The first match of the best of seven series begins this are nationally ranked each and every year. If we make it that Saturday, May 27 at 7 p.m. at Etz Chaim’s home court in far I will be so proud of my team but we are no match to Lombard. Bagels and Manischewitz grape juice will be prothem if we ever end up playing them.” vided to all those who attend.

Shuttles provided from parking spaces beyond 1.5 mi

Student parking spaces expand past NC bus radius

by Greta Markey

The Board of Education announced on April 1, 2017 that starting in the 2017-2018 school year, shuttles will be provided from specified student parking places. The parking sections expand past the cut-off which denotes whether or not a student receives a bus pass, and therefore any student who parks there is now eligible for a bus.

“Every day, it takes me 25 minutes to walk from my parking space to school,” student Crant Gampbell ‘18 said.

“When it’s hot I work up a major sweat, and when it’s cold my fingers feel like they’re going to fall off. I just can’t win.”

Next year, LT will be providing continuous shuttles to and from parking sections L, A, Z and Y to help appease the suffering students, Principal Brain Waterwoman said. Crant Grampbell ‘18 waits for his parking shuttle to begin boarding.

They will be running before and after school in tandem (Pace Bus Inc.)

with the normal bus schedule.

“It only makes sense this way,” Gampbell said. “In some cases, students have gotten leg cramps on their way to school, took a break and were marked tardy. It’s not our fault that we bought parking spaces which require us to walk so far. With these new buses I feel like we are finally getting the justice we deserve.”

Shuttle stickers, similar to activity bus stickers, will be given out to students along with their parking passes, Waterwoman said.

“I feel that this is a step in the right direction,” he said.

“As a message to the students: If you want something done in this school, just complain enough and maybe you’ll get it. The squeaky wheel gets the grease.”

Auto club builds Transformer Consumer teacher: ‘Just buy a lottery ticket’ Automotive group veers off the normal road of projects

Consumer Ed teaches get-rich-quick options

by Katie Palermo

by Philip Smith

Auto club has competed in car competitions and go-kart races, but Ford Ferrari ’18 thought it was time for something new. After a “pit-crew” movie night watching 2007’s “Transformers,” Ferrari’s motor started running.

“We’ve built junk cars into semi-operating vehicles, so I thought why not?”

Ferrari said. “It can’t even be that hard to build [a Transformer].”

After watching a few YouTube videos and visiting a WikiHow page, the production began. They plan to have a LT’s Autobot prepares for battle. (Fox) final product by the fall of 2017. Their rival club, Hinsdale Central, is currently building their own robot. The two will battle to the death for school pride.

“Football and basketball just aren’t reliable sources anymore and we want something more action packed,” Ferrari said.

Auto club’s advisor, Van Diesell, thinks that this is exactly the thing to restore the morale the school needs.

“Why not combine two things students love (cars and violence) to conquer something they hate?” Diesell said.

The ultimate battle is planned to take place before the highly anticipated football game between LT and Hinsdale Central this coming fall .

“At 6 p.m., they’ll clean up,” Ferrari said. “After that, they’ll drive their fancy cars home.”

Consumer Education teachers Charles Ponzi and Bernard Madoff have come up with a new, surefire plan to turn all LT students into millionaires.

“Never mind all the balancing checkbooks and filing taxes,” Ponzi said. “If each LT student gives me their summer earnings—just about $1,000 or so—we’d be able to teach them and grow their money for them, tax free.”

Ponzi and Madoff, who were both hired within the past four weeks, also recommend buying daily lottery tickets and always responding to the Nigerian prince who sends an email asking for money to help get out of the country. Options such as opening a Roth IRA or other financial accounts are now frowned upon.

“The only IRA that I know of is the Irish Republican Army,” Madoff said.

Since the two new teachers have taken their jobs, demand for Consumer Education has skyrocketed. Students are clamoring to take the class, and demanding the two new teachers.

“Dude, I can get so rich if they let me make money with them,” Edward Target ‘18 said. “If I just get five people to buy a box of fruit snacks, and they each get five people to buy boxes too, I could

get so much money.”

The teachers have come under fire, as they are only offering the financial gains to their students.

“I would love to let [Ponzi and Madoff] grow my money for me,” Joey Letdown ‘17 said, who has one of the traditional Consumer Education teachers. “My college fund needs a lot of work. I just don’t have the opportunity to work with them.”

Madoff offers his students lottery tickets he guarantees will be winners. (Department of Corrections)

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Gym flag footballers attract D1 offers

by Grant Campbell

For Hugh J. Hitter ’17, playing collegiate football never crossed his mind. The gym class star has attracted offers from Alabama, Clemson, Wisconsin and other top programs.

“Gym class was really the first time I played football,” Hitter said. “Mr. Adams told us it was flag football, but that didn’t stop me. I wasn’t out there to play at a mediocre level. I was going for the A and would do anything to get it.”

For a player who has never played football in his life, Hitter was a natural athlete, gym teacher Kurt Adams said. Additionally, he is the collegiate size, standing 6-feet 3 inches and weighing 225 lbs.

“After his first play on offense, everyone knew he was something special,” John Smith ’17 said.

“Once, he went full speed at a classmate, and two minutes later, the ambulance arrived. His classmate was on a stretcher and had four broken ribs, a dislocated knee and a broken neck.”

Hitter played running back in gym class, while also participating on defense at safety. On offense, he was constantly hurdling and juking defenders, with the occasional trucking (but never girls due to the unspoken rule of aggression in

Hugh J. Hitter dominates gym class football. (The High School Cube’s Best Plays) gym class). On the defensive end of the field, Hitter controlled every player on the other team. He often took advantage of his stature to dominate the smaller kids, Adams said.

“To be honest, I don’t really want to play in college,” Hitter said. “I imagine that teammates and competitors would think that I’m a gym class try-hard.

LT football claims student athletes should be paid

The only reason I tried was to maintain my GPA, and get an A in gym.”

Although he is currently undecided, faculty members and administration are still attempting to persuade him into playing at the collegiate level.

“Anyone with this much hidden talent shouldn’t pass up a wonderful opportunity,” Principal Brain Waterwoman said.

Waterwoman took the liberty to call Hitter down to his office last Monday. For this rare meeting, Waterwoman even created a special colored pass. Instead of the typical pink colored pass, Hitter received a rainbow colored pass.

“When I saw the rainbow colored pass, I knew he [Waterwoman] thought of this meeting as a code-red issue,” Hitter said.

Regardless of Hitter’s decision, LT administration and students were upset that he never played on the varsity level.

“It’s truly a shame,” Athletic Director Sporty McSpice said. “With his [Hitter’s] talent, he could have single handedly won state for LT. It’s a well known fact that the LT population is sick and tired of the Swim and Dive assemblies. We get it, you guys are talented, but lets let another sport win for once.”

Fruity Snack stock rises by 25% thanks to LT sales

by Lindsey Hauch

by Phil Smith After coming remarkably close to win- efforts, varsity quarterback Banjo O’Briant said.

The sweet aroma of artificial sweetning several games this past season, LT foot- He hoped to capitalize on this trend. ener constantly blankets the hallways ball has demanded that student who play “I mean, how much money do we bring into and classes of LT due to Kellogg’s Fruity football be paid for the 2017-18 season. the school?” O’Briant asked. “We deserve com- Snacks. With three nutritional flavors of “We already get all of pensation for all the money wild berry, cherry and strawberry, “We almost came close to winthe blue card money from that people spend at the con- students can’t ning a game that would have cession stand. Football gets get enough of all the other sports, but our players need to be paid by given us a chance to possibly gypped, and we will go to this $1 phethe school to make the game the school board and demand n o m e n o n . play for a state title.” worth their while,” varsity payment.”

However, -Banjo O’Briant head coach Burt Veinberg Options for the football many begin to said. “If pro players get paid, team to force the school wonder about and college players might get paid, why board to pay them include going on strike, stop- LT’s involveshouldn’t our guys get paid?” ping using the weight room, and wearing their ment with the There is currently a debate about wheth- jerseys every day in school.… They hope that all company. er college athletes should be paid for their football teams at LT will be able to be paid, not “I don’t just varsity. know why “Hinsdale Central pays its players for scoring such an irreltouchdowns and getting good grades,” O’Briant evant school in said. “Is it too much to ask for a small cash pay- Illinois is so involved ment to each player? How else can we compete in our company,” Kellogg Fruity Snack with them?” spokesman and CEO Paul Webster said.

Athletic Director Sporty McSpice refused to “But we aren’t complaining. Since LT stucomment on this article, but said he was skepti- dents began selling our brand, our stock cal at best. prices rose close to 25 percent. LT has “We almost came close to winning a game single handily kept our company in busithat would have given us a chance to possibly ness with all these sales.” play for a state title,” O’Briant said.

The prosperity of the fruity snacks O’Briant poses with fat stacks. (ESPN)

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proposed questionable antics behind such a random choice. Investigation led to a corrupt revelation that Student Activities Director Perry Lettuce is heavily invested in the brand’s stock. He denied comment for this story.

“It’s a shame Mr. Lettuce used LT as a muse for his own economic gain,” Cheryl Grayson ‘17 said. “At least I get a $3 breakfast, pre-lunch and late afternoon snack out of it.

You can’t beat that.”

Due to this revelation, the Board of Education is considering removing the fruit snacks from the fundraising opportunities for all sports and clubs. However, board members can hardly resist that luscious combination of fruit and chemicals, proving that a spoon full of sugar does, in fact, help the corruption go up.

NC lower library turns into hot Tinder meetup spot

by Katie Palermo

The small groupings of loveseats and chairs added to the lower library have become ideal spots for students to meet Tinder dates. With the intent to create study groups, the setup has attracted primary meetups between potential couples.

“I mean ya, it’s still in school, but like sometimes you gotta kill two birds with one stone, ya know what I mean?” Chad Brader ’17 said.

The rendezvous between Tinder users started after the first week of second semester. The prior layout did not encourage unity between students and the administration felt a change was needed.

“It’s great to see this space utilized so heavily,” Principal Brain Waterwoman said. “There are more educational uses for the space, but we’ll take what we can get.”

Librarian Ida Briggs doesn’t object to the kindling of students, but wished that students would “swipe right” on suitors closer to their own age.

“Last week I had a junior girl talking

about meeting a young man, ‘_DREEM_ BOI_4_U’ who was 3 miles away,” Briggs said. “I thought it was nice for her to be setting it up until I overheard that he was 29 years old!”

While there is no age restriction between meetups, the rule is that only LT students can use the space. The room is prime for a nice intimate get together but the school can not afford letting strangers into the school.

“Allowing non-students to use the space is a threat to the safety of the school,” Waterwoman said. “Since our students are meeting with their [Tinder] matches, who they bring into the school must be okay.”

The library space is in high demand and can only hold 28 students and their dates. Currently there is a sign up on the school website to reserve a spot which opens at 3:05 pm after each school day.

Library staff advises students to sign up early because spots fill quickly.

Two star-crossed lovers meet in the library thanks to Tinder. (The Bachelor, Student Edition)

Online LiOnion In an in-depth interview, lifeguard Blaze Jefferson ‘18 has exposed the true lives of lifeguards. “We’re really just asleep behind the Ray Bans,” Jefferson said. “I totally have no idea what goes on at the pool.”

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Therapy dog forced to leave final exams study session due to overwhelming nerves from the large crowds.

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Deformed student finds calling in part-time job Faulty bell mechanisms no longer ail North Campus as senior Kwasi Modo ‘17 begins working in bell department

By Charlie Stefuicki

During the 2016-2017 school year, the students and staff of North Campus have lacked a certain charm throughout their day. The bell, one of the most iconic features of the century-old school building, had been out of service for the majority of the year. School administrators floated the idea of offering the parttime job of Bellringer to students at board meetings to combat the mechanical issues, and now, patrons of LT can enjoy the chimes once again.

Standing at a staggering 5-feet 6-inches (5-feet 9-inches if you include the hunch), Kwasi Modo ‘17 has opted to hike up the stairs to the belltower every hour on the hour to ring the bells. His deformity, a hunched back that he has had since birth, gives him a genetic advantage to ring the bells easily and louder than they were rung previously on a timer.

“I really love this school and it’s a great honor to serve my peers this way,” Modo said. “I always loved bells growing up. My grandpa rang bells, my father Local hunchback and class laughing stock Kwasi Modo ‘17 hikes the stairwell to his new Belltower Office. (Student Life Inc.) rang bells, heck, even my mother rang bells.”

LT bugs stage protest Roaches, crickets use dance move to demand more locker rooms to manage overpopulation

Modo, not known for paying much attention in class or having many friends due to years of bullying, has no problem leaving class during the day to ascend the belltower and perform this service.

“I’m considering cancelling my college plans at Notre Dame to rent out a small corner of the belltower from [Principal] Dr. Brain Waterwoman and make this my career!”

LT staff and students have reportedly responded well to the return of the familiar bell during the school day, although few know that this is now a salaried job performed by an official part-time school employee and student.

“The bell is one of the most charming elements of our school,” Principal Watermelon said. “Thanks to Kwasi’s enthusiasm, not only has he revived a quintessential part of the LT experience, but he has done us all a favor by keeping that hunch out of the public eye.”

Plans call for adding gargoyles and further beautification to the bellower for next year.

Students face criticism for working during study hall Administration works to solve study hall bullying problem

by Maddy Cohen

by Lucy Schaefer

Bugs living in the LT locker rooms no longer crawl away when the lights turn on, but now ju-ju on that beat in protest.

“When we initially started protesting no one could hear us, so we decided to ju-ju on that beat to gain attention,” protest leader Cockney Roach said. “When girls see us they no longer scream in fear, but instead scream ‘ay’ and join us.”

The idea originally came from protest vice president, Ant Hill, after watching hundreds of LT girls repeatedly listen and dance to “Ju-Ju on that Beat” in the locker rooms before, during, and after school, Hill said. After experimenting with many tactics to get students attention, this dance move was what gave the movement an immediate response.

“It’s amazing how far we have come since the beginning,” Roach said. “We feel like our voices are being heard.”

Overpopulation has been an increasing problem for these bugs over the past years, Hill said. LT has created the perfect habitat for these species: a cold room that is dark and damp. While they have reached all locker rooms at North and South, the bugs are in desperate need of a new locker room.

“We appreciate all that LT has done to create a perfect environment for us to live,” Roach said. “But we are in desperate need of a new home, and we need it now.”

LT Principal Brain Waterwoman is

LT has seen an increase in student ha- attempted bringing in school therapists to rassment complaints from the NC study address the issue, however, this solution hall room as criticisms rise against students proved to be completely pointless. who actually do homework. The piling up “I don’t think emotional instability is of complaints would have gone unnoticed the problem, if I’m being honest,” Waterbut crowds of sobbing students began run- woman said. “Half of me just wants to tell ning out at passing periods. The problem the kids to either deal with it or buy headhas become phones.” so substantial It was after that it is finalWaterwoman ly being adsaid this that a dressed. lightbulb went “Every time off.

HeadI open a textphones are the book about 10 solution. To crumpled up avoid further pieces of padamaging the per are thrown student’s soft at my face,” exterior, WaMarcus Nerdterwoman is son ‘18 said planning on between sobs. hiring Orpah “I thought Winfrey to putting a A student suffers bullying while studying. (Nerds United) announce the study hall in my staff’s solution to schedule would give me time to get home- the study hall dilemma. She will be coverwork done. How could I be so stupid?” ing the morning announcements on Friday, Since the controversy started there has May 26. been an observable decrease in productive “I can’t wait to see the looks on the students within the study hall room. students faces when I tell them to check “At this point we just don’t even bring under their desks,” Winfrey said. “It’ll be our backpacks,” Jeff Davidson ‘17 said. priceless. More importantly though, I hope For weeks the staff was at a loss for solu- the study hall conditions improve. Stay in tions. Principal Brain Waterwoman has school kids.”

Roach hitting the folks in the North Campus Girls Locker room. (Worldstar Hip Hop) horrified with the results of this protest.

He and the Administrators are making strides to streamline the new locker room, Waterwoman said.

“We are prepared to do anything to put an end to this,” Waterwoman said.

Roach plans to continue protesting until his demands are met. The bugs are now offering girls a chance to be their “daily” on Snapchat in return for support, Hill said. This has also tremendously increased encouragement for their cause.

“We are so grateful for the student population,” Roach said. “They have really turned this dream into a reality.”

LT implements speed minimum for hallways

Due to increased nuisance of slow pedestrians, administration attemps to incentivize speed

by Sarah Grier After years of student’s turtle-like pace in the hallways, Officer Terry Paul has finally posted the 15 leg paces per hour (LPH) speed minimum in the halls. Students and faculty now adjust to the major changes in the pace throughout both North and South campus.

“I no longer feel like a freshman when I run to my next class,” Kendreekial Juntas ‘17 said.

“I was so excited that I cannot get caught behind a slow-walking group and get side-eyed as I go around.”

Hull has posted multiple radar speed signs throughout the campuses to bring awareness to the need of fast pace. In addition, Hull will give radar guns to designated faculty members to

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ensure the following of this rule.

“I am working on getting this included LT first class principles,” Paul said.

The penalty for a hallway pullover is a loss of exemption. This has led to large, disruptive protests by lazy students.

“This has gone too far,” Wendy McDonald ‘19 said. “I will not stand to watch the administration threaten innocent walkers exemptions, therefore I am organizing a lay-in. All students will lay, lining the halls, during the passing period before sixth.”

The speak up line has been filled with complaints over the new policy calling out LT for “bullying students into running,” Dr. Brain Waterwoman said.

On May 15, the nation breathed a sigh of relief when President Donald Trump gave a coherent speech on fiscal policy.

He used big words, like “appropriations” and “surplus.”

Repeat slow-ing offender Vicky Annoying ‘17 struggles to comply with the new school rules. (Main Hallway Speedtrap Camera) The results of the student survey are in! Due to popular demand, every issue of the LION for the 2017-2018 school year will be printed in Comic Sans.

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Thursday, May 25, 2017

WARNING: Pages 17, 18, 19 and 20 are purely fictional. LiOnion is a four-page satirical section that LION is featuring in this issue only.

Campus frustrated by geese Security guards armed with shotguns, patrol court yards for loud geese

by Brandt Siegfried

Geese at LT have become an annual occurrence. During the spring, Canada Goose nest in the court yards at SC. They inhabit the areas inside, around and even on top of LT. Students have cited excessive noise during tests as well as feces on sidewalks. These issues have prompted the school board to act, Principal Brain Waterwoman said.

“We thought that the best way to take care of the goose issue was to ask them to leave nicely,” Waterwoman said. “They have ignored our requests, and so we believe that extermination is the best step.”

At the school board meeting on May 15, the board voted unanimously to approve the purchase of 10 Winchester SX3 shotguns for $11,499. The board also approved the hiring of a certified firearms instructor for a six hour safety class for all security guards. The guards will then proceed to carry them around SC and to hunt offending geese, board member Forest Hunter said.

“While this was out last resort, hopefully we can make LT a better place by eliminating these geese,” Hunter said. “Most of the trouble is caused by a few geese, and so the honking and the poop on students’ shoes will stop soon.”

The hunted geese will be donated to the Science Department for dissection, Waterwoman said. Inevitably, some goslings will be left without parents and so those geese will be transferred to the care of the Brookfield Zoo at 8400 West 31st St., Brookfield, Ill.

Geese stake out G wing doors at SC in an intimidating fashion. (SC Security Camera #16)

Student athlete claims life is too hard Demands to drop all classes immediately, lax all day long without any homework

Horoscopes

by Henry Groya

Student-athlete, Brody “Lax Bro” Chaddington ’17, has demanded to drop all of his coursework immediately.

Chaddington has tweeted out several times in the last month complaining that “the grind is too much, Principal Brain Waterwoman let me drop.” Chaddington’s requests have been denied.

“All I want to do is lax bro, you know what I mean bro?”

Chaddington said. “Just give me a stick and a ball so I can do what I love, bro.”

Chaddington said that all he wants to do his grow his lettuce out and let the good times roll.

He is appealing to the school board requesting to allow him to drop all of his classes. His teammate Brad “Frat Boy” Wellington III ’18 agrees with Chaddington’s request.

“Bro, you just got let the bro be free.” Wellington said.

“Shukah for sure man.”

Even Chaddington’s parents support his request to drop out of all of his classes. Chaddington’s father, Chad “Pi Kappa Phi” Chaddington had strong remarks toward both the principal and the school board.

“Let my son lax,” Chad Chaddington said. “He is the most dank lax player in the world bro. If you don’t believe me, come at me bro.”

Chaddington’s father then proceeded to scream “I am alpha!” at the top of his lungs and even attempted to fist fight all of the school board members and the principal Waterwoman by himself.

“The East Coast is sick. The peeps just need to relax and let me lax,” Chaddington said.

Varsity lacrosse player Brody Chaddington ‘17 poses with his spoon.

(EPSN)

of the most important parts of being a lax bro. It is, plain and simple, a bro’s hair. Long, nice, but it should be tamed of course.

Lettuce- Another

word for your hair, but this refers more to the portion that flips up out the back of your bucket.

Rippin’ the Duck- I think a bro every

now and then just needs to grab the lazy Sunday spoon and just go rip some duck. This term refers to shooting on the net and sniping top cheese and tearing holes all along the crossbar.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Hey Taurus! April showers bring May flowers. For you, April showers means your basement is getting flooded, AGAIN. Gemini (May 21-June 20): Gemini! You’re usually quite the charmer. However, today the “Cool Cashier” at the gas station won’t be covering you for that Honey Bun. Cancer (June 21-July 22): Something your family has been hiding for decades will finally come to light this week. All of the men in your family have been sign spinners for Quizno’s. You’re set for life!

Here are some words for you to incorporate the next time you chill with a lax bro.

Flow- Having good flow is one

Have you ever wanted to pull a Raven Symone and see into your future? Well, you can’t. But I can!

I have read what the stars have in store for you, and with that one planet in its retrograde, you never know what could happen! Enjoy!

Bucket- The Helmet. And if you rock a visor on it during summer ball, more power to ya.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): Keep your friends close, but your bowling shoes closer. You’ll understand later.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Remember that people like you, Virgo, just the way you are: an insecure person who is always covered in Cheeto dust.

Fan gives student wacky new ‘doo

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You need to stand up for yourself and put that foot down! Seriously, someone is looking for their prosthetic leg, so you should probably put the foot down.

by Caroline Konstant

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): This is the perfect time to bury the hatchet, Scorpio. The cops know where to find you, and you need to hide the evidence now.

Heat wave prompts teachers to crank ceiling fans dangerously high Student Mark Curley ‘18 was stunned when he found five inches of his hair on the floor moments after a ceiling fan blade detached and flew in his direction. His hair was unevenly cut all along her right side, leaving him with two different hair lengths. No students were injured in this incident.

“I always feared that the fans were traveling at high speeds,” Curley said. “Never would I have thought that I would have to go home and explain to my mom how I got a haircut at school.”

The fan was traveling at 6,000 rotations per minute, almost 30 times the average speed of a ceiling fan. When maintenance came to check in on the fan’s speed dial, it was noted that the spring inside was dislodged, allowing the fan to exceed maximum velocity.

“In all my years working here I have seen some pretty crazy [things] happen,” maintenance worker Manny Fixer said. “But when a dude gets his hair chopped off, we all know that this school is old as sticks.”

More classroom fans were checked and all had the same defect as the faulty fan.The school plans to replace the fans over the summer to ensure that students are safe from the dangers of old equipment.

“Safety is our number one priority,” principal Dr. Brain Waterwoman said. “If I could prevent one more uneven haircut, I would.”

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You thought you were getting a horoscope, but something got messed up in the mail so you will be receiving a Horse Scope. Get ready to view some thoroughbreds!

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Today, a loved one will tell you that you strongly resemble Papa John.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Right now, your mind, your gut and your heart are all telling you different things. It doesn’t matter what they say. What matters is that you have talking organs, and you should probably get that fixed.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): You have a face only a mother could love. But not your mother. She doesn’t like your face at all.

Student Mark Curley’s appearance after the fan malfuction. (AP Office ID Photo Station)

Aries (March 21-April 19): Oh Aries, you have had a tough week. You want to focus on things that are important, and yet you cannot stop grieving the loss of the As Seen On TV star Billy Mays. May he rest in peace.

Compiled by Sydney Kaehler

Seniors

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Friday, May 25th, 2017

Three short years ago, these six seniors reluctantly answered The Grid’s questions for a newspaper eager to expose their naïve wit. They now have one last attempt at redeeming themselves and their humor.

Jenny Deneen

Hunter Pendleton

You are hired to make a mural for the tunnel. What’s the drawing?

What fictional character will you inevitably name your first-born child after?

Freshman: La Catrina.

Senior: The entire “Bee Movie” script.

Kevin Moran You just invented a new cologne. What is its name and what does it smell like?

Freshman: It would smell like the bottom of the pool. You don’t know what it smells like? Try smelling it sometime. Or buy Aqua, my new cologne.

Senior: SugahSugah and it smells like sweet peaches’n’cream.

Catherine Everett My dream Snapchat best friend is___?

Freshman: Dwight Kurt Schrute

Senior: Drake

Freshman: Harry after Harry Potter. I sure hope he doesn’t become an orphan.

Senior: Storm Trooper #6, from “Star Wars: A New Hope.”

Katie Palermo LTHS stands for __?

Freshman: Losers Take High School

Senior: Lets Take Hammock Selfies

K. Westrick

Which celebrity should’ve judged Mr. LT? Freshman: The most interesting man in the world. Or Jennifer Lawrence because I really want to meet Jennifer Lawrence.

Senior: Emma Watson. She is superior to all the other celebrity Emmas in every way. Think about it.

Thursday, May 25, 2017

seniors

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The last year has gone by so quickly that sometimes we forget to stop and think about what happened. We forget about some of the most significant moments that may end up in the history books some day. The moments below commerate only a few of the snapshots from the best events that have happened locally, nationally and internationally that have impacted us all.

Oct. 22, 2016

Feb. 25, 2017 LT Swim and Dive returned one year later with their second-straight state championship. The back-to-back wins are the only two in LT history. Maybe we can make it a three-peat?

April 8, 2017

May 13, 2017

Sophomore Lahari Yelamanchili ‘19 won the 2A tennis singles title. Coming off of an injury freshman year, the undefeated sophomore defied all odds and became the best in the state.

The fourth annual Mr. LT pageant ended in the crowning of Tim Rediehs ‘17. His singing sold the judges, resulting in victory. Two Mr. LT winners now walk the halls of North Campus.

After a great state performance, 13 BPA members headed to Orlando, Fla. for the national competition. LT was represented in 12 different events. Way to represent LT, BPA.

Aug. 5-21, 2016

Nov. 2, 2016

Nov. 8, 2016

Feb. 26, 2017

The United States dominated the 2016 Olympics in Rio. Some of the highlights were the the gold medals from Matt Centrowitz, Katie Ledecky and the women’s gymnastics team.

June 23, 2016 The United Kingdom voted in a referendum to leave the European Union, leading Prime Minister Theresa May to come to power. Many are anxious to see the direction this country heads in.

After a very long wait, Cubs fans finally In a huge upset, Donald J. Trump won the presidency. Since then, there have got to experience the joy of their team returning to be the very best. It was an been many protests and many defenders of the president. This was an unforunforgettable week, with 49% of LT gettable night in American history. students missing for the parade.

The infamous “La La Land” and “Moonlight” mix-up for the best picture award inspired many memes. It was an unprecedented, yet hilarious, error at the usually well-run Oscars.

Jan. 21, 2017

January 2017

April 13, 2017

Since the recent election, many activists have gathered to march for their rights, the most significant being the women’s march, where men and women alike marched all over the world.

President Trump signed an executive order banning immigrants from seven predominantly Muslim countries.

There were protests nationwide until a federal judge ruled it unconstitutional.

The United States dropped the MOAB, GBU-43, in Afghanistan, reportedly killing nearly 100 people, many of them affiliated with ISIS. This is America’s strongest non-nuclear bomb.

Compiled by Danny Kilrea and Greta Markey

Seniors

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Thursday, May 25, 2017

In accordance with our mixtape theme, the background contains LION’s favorite albums of the past school year.

PawsUp n to Mr. Scales, Ms. Gallicchio and Mr. Maffey— thanks for leading us to become better journalists, and pretending not to hear our conversations in the backroom n to our website—you should check it out: www. lionnewspaper.com #onlinefirst n to maintenance—hopefully we didn’t leave too many traces for you to clean up this year n to the graduating seniors—we hope #collegeisreal (We guess we will miss you too, please come visit us in room 220 next year) n to the incoming staffers—we expect perfected InDesign and Photoshop skills. No exceptions n to our SC submitters— especially you, @thelarslonnroth n to the kids who didn’t refuse copies of the paper during distribution days—we appreciate you n to the teachers who let us distribute surveys—we get graded for that n to our loyal subscribers—thank you for your dedication to student journalism and giving us something to do on distribution days n to the parents who brought food for layout nights—you are the reason why we do this n to winning the Golden Eagle—the only victory of the school year more meaningful than the Cubs World Series win and Boys Swim and Dive repeating n to any staffer that made a layout night food run—we will never forget when you brought the coffee pot and saved the day, @Caroline n to Dr. Brian Waterman— we appreciate all that you’ve done for us this year and in years past n to those staffers who frequently submitted Paws— you are the glue that holds this paper together n to food Fridays—this is the third Paw about food, that’s how important food is to this staff n to all of the people and organizations that have purchased ad space on any of our print issues, your contributions are always a huge help n to countless memories, friendships, inside jokes and group chats—thank you for keeping 220 fun

Thomas Atseff, Opinions Editor

Luke Lusson, Reporter

It’s 5:30 on a Tuesday night. We are busy (some more than others) finishing an issue of the paper. I glance at the white board, the final two pages of the paper, page 7 (opinions) and page 10 (sports), are both at 90% done. Despite Opinions being the shortest (but best) section in the paper, Tuesday layout nights usually end up like this. I look over at Janicki, the remaining sports editor, (imagine a camera zooming in on my eyes and the “Kill Bill” horn blaring) and begin to type furiously. We finish our pages at the same time, sprint to the printer and hand our pages to Phil. I watch closely, hoping he doesn’t make any edits. Unfortunately, there was a “there” where a “their” was meant to be, and Opinions finished last again.

My favorite memory from this year is witnessing the constant arguments between the two sports editors, Adam and Lucy. No matter how small or pointless the topic of discussion was, Janicki found a way to turn it into an argument in which he took some absurd stance on. Listening to Janicki brag about his so-called “dominance” over the sport section had to be frustrating for Lucy, but entertaining for the rest of us. The two inspired me to carry on the quarreling between section editors next year.

Caroline Konstant, Pulse Editor

Lucy Schaefer, Every few weeks there comes a Sports Editor time to layout the prestigious LION Out of all my incredible memories throughout the year, one small thing stands out. It is my roller coaster of a relationship with Janicki. After becoming co-sports editors we were best of friends. Quickly though, we became labeled as the staff’s “old married couple,” the ones who constantly bicker yet still love each other. On several occasions Janicki has pushed me to my limit (taking me off AUX at distro, insisting he laid out more pages than I, blasting EDM music right next to me, repeatedly telling me to focus, etc.) But when Janicki leaves before me on a layout night and I shout, “Janicki, I love you!”, he always says it back. That’s when you know.

Lindsey Hauch, Reporter

My favorite LION memory also happens to be the saddest (stick with me here.) The second distribution day, me and a few other brave LION members stepped up to the plate and decided to distribute at South Campus.

Inevitably, I encountered a grueling underclassmen who clearly wanted to make a statement when she looked me in the eye and threw out the entire paper right in front of me. My stomach sank as she eyed me down while happily dunking the paper into the garbage. The consoling I experienced from the other LION members was something I’ll never forget. Recovering from something that horrific was not easy, but it helped shape the exciting, unpredictable, and overall exhilarating experience of all future LION distribution mornings.

Danny Kilrea, Copy Editor

My favorite Lion memory was at the Issue five layout. I was working on a page and meant to delete an image, but ended up deleting the entire page. I started freaking out while Sydney, Tim and Maddy were trying to tell me that everything would be okay. However, I was too worried because the issue deadline was that night. Luckily, command-Z fixed the problem and everything on the page was restored. It was definitely a scary moment for me but is my favorite memory because everyone got to see me freaking out and look like a fool.

newspaper, which includes staying after school and staring at a computer screen until 9 p.m. These long hours add up and tend to make me a bit stir crazy under the fluorescent lights of room 220. So in order to combat this madness, I tend to go for a light jog in the second floor hallways or do cartwheels in room 220 when Scales and Gallicchio leave. One time, Juliana and I decided to run to my home, across the street from LT, and brew an entire pot of coffee stored in a thermos, along with creamer and all the mugs I could find in my house.

I was welcomed with cheers and informed that layout was canceled. But at least we got coffee!

Charlie Stelnicki, Managing Editor It was a fateful 3-9 p.m. layout night in second semester. Copy-and-paster in Chief Phil Smith and I had just finished a tiresome three hours of lifting and water polo practice, and were eager to feast on some LION-catered food. When we walked into 220, little was to be seen on the desks. Distraught, I took a cookie and plopped down in a desk to edit some pages to distract me from my hunger.

Thankfully, Phil did not give up as easily as me, and used his incredible food-senses to find the platters our fellow staffers had hid the back room as a (cruel) joke. That was the first (and only) time I thanked God that we had someone with Yale-intelligence on staff. Never before had pasta tasted so good.

Spiro Kass, Business Manager During one of our many “marathon” layout nights, I tried to open page four on Adobe InDesign in order to make final adjustments to the advertisements, but an error notice popped up instead. The funny thing about InDesign is that if someone else is working on a page, no one else can open that page on a different computer. When I initially asked “who has four open?”, no one responded. Then, I began to pace the room, continuing to ask the question, and everyone looked at me blankly saying “not me”. Finally, after a long 10 minutes of interrogating my fellow staffers, I heard Lea and Sydney Hansen giggling from the corner of the room. It turns out that they kept opening and closing page four so I couldn’t open it.

Thanks, guys.

the announcer off before he could Grant Campbell, Assistant News Editor finish.

“Goes to the Lion’s Roar, from…”

he finished.

We went silent. We are the LION, not the Lion’s Roar. At the end of the My favorite memory of this year ceremony, we walked the walk of involves Danny and his prized pos- shame out in silence. session, a “Pack-It” lunchbox. One layout night, he went to use the bathSarah Grier, room. Sydney Kaehler and I took full advantage of the situation. I immediAssistant Online ately grabbed his lunchbox while SydEditor ney took his water bottle. We threw them in filing cabinets, and awaited Danny’s arrival. When he came back, I am a person who hates getting he immediately recognized his items up even a minute earlier than needed. were missing. He ran around room Needless to say when I was told we 220 yelling “have you seen my packhad to get to school at 6:55 for distriit? I NEED my pack-it.” I convinced bution, I was fuming. On the morning him that TAB kids across the hall of Issue one I raced from my parking took it and hid it from him. Danny spot at the soccer fields to make it to was controlled by his emotions, and 220 on time. To my surprise I was the immediately believed me. At this first one there. I had been played. For point, Danny [the best runner in the the rest of the year, when I made it state] sprinted into TAB’s room and to NC I was being handed our newest accused the students of theft. When issue. he frantically returned, he looked for 15 more minutes until Sydney and I Adam Janicki, couldn’t laugh anymore and told him where we hid it.

Sports Editor

Henry Groya, Reporter

As a first year senior staff member, I unfortunately did not get a chance to go to Indianapolis with my fellow senior year staff members for the annual high school journalism convention in November. Instead of going to Indianapolis I gained some quality bonding time with the junior staff members.

It was an exceptional experience that was composed of both hard work and fun times. Simultaneously, we were working on issue three and shooting a fabulous mannequin challenge. Ever since that day I live my life in Rae Sremmurd’s famous motto, “that girl is a real crowd pleaser.”

Sydney Kaehler, Assistant Opinions Editor Our second issue distribution was successful due to an amazing director duo, Grant and I. One day on our ride to school we thought of an awesome way to get LT students excited for distribution: a hype video! Staying on our production cycle, Grant and I (terribly) filmed and edited clips of the staff doing weird things or just minding their own business. It was put together using terrible transitions and dumb clips, but somehow, that video of Lion staffers shuffling papers to “Black Skinhead” by Kanye West turned out to be AWESOME. Once that video hit social media, I knew all 4,000 kids would get a copy.

Phil Smith, Editor-in-Chief Let’s set the stage. It’s the last day of a journalism convention at the party capital of the Midwest (Indianapolis), and the convention officials were about to announce the awards for Best in Show. They started at 10, and counted down the awards.

We [senior staff members] had a plan for when we won. We would all jump up and scream, and I would give Charlie Stelnicki a piggy-back ride to the front, where he would accept the award from my shoulders.

Five, four, three, two, and here it was.

“The Best in Show award goes to…

The Lion’s…”

We jumped up, screaming, cutting

I had the near-death experience of a lifetime. The annual LION versus TAB competition in the All-School Assembly is always intense, however, not to the point where you almost suffocate to death in a blown-up dino suit while playing in a soccer game.

It was all a blur after I rammed into a TAB sumo-wrestler and my suit started caving in on me. I did a quick check and realized that my battery pack, filling the suit, was dislodged and left somewhere on the field. I soon became dazed and confused as I was drowning in my own CO2 in front of 4,000 students. Without clear vision, and a pounding headache, I ripped open the suit and stuck my head out gasping for air. Just seconds after revealing my true identity, the game ended with a LION dub.

Mikaela Larson, Reporter

The highlight of LION this past year was when I was on crutches and in a giant knee brace from my recent surgery that left me unable to straighten my leg. I was in the hallway and saw Tim standing outside in the snow at Park and Elm, so I sat down on my butt and began to slide down the stairs to go rescue him but got my leg stuck under myself and my crutches at the top of the staircase leaving me immobile. Sarah found me five minutes later still sitting there, unable to move.

Katie Palermo, Photo Editor My plan for my Saturday night was to go to Chipotle with my best friend, Haley Gorman ’17. She mentioned that she needed to drop something off at Maddy’s house, so I thought “okay cool, no biggie.” After arriving at the house, she asked both of us if we would want to meet her hedgehog, Winston. Well, heck ya I wanted to meet him, so we went into her basement and there were tons of balloons.

LION staff had planned me a surprise party for finishing my chemotherapy treatment. I was so shocked and slowly pieced together the weird questions I was asked throughout the past few weeks. Thank you again staff for making my last year on LION memorable!

Page 25 talking about some magic way to “activate” your abs. I lied down on the floor in sit up position, and atTim Mikulski, tempted to do one rep. Phil pushed Art Director down on my shoulders to show me how far I could sit up against his force. After about a minute of him Those of you who follow LION pounding on my back, he told me to on Snapchat (@lionnewspaper) may try it again. To my surprise, my “acbe familiar with the layout locker tivated” abs enabled me to sit all the slam, introduced to LION last year way up against him pushing on me!

by Drew Cushing ‘16. The hysteria Not only did I learn that I’m swole, of late layout nights is often punc- but now I know how to rig my next tuated by running and jumping Presidential Fitness Test. straight at a locker, while turning sideways in midair. During Issue 4, I appeared alongside Grant on a LION Snapchat story locker slam, but what was not shown on the story was the first take, in which I couldn’t pull myself fully horizontal. I hit the ground, got back up, and tried again. No luck. I hope you all enjoyed the beautiful final product, because it took six takes and six merciless plummets to the floor before we were content with it. My gym volleyball performance never fully recovered.

Sheridan Spiess, Pulse Editor

In Lion, I have had the opportunity to be a model for Sarah, thanks to Snapchat. She has photographed me in my worst moments and given me some of the best pictures for my finsta. As I work in Lion, I not only have strengthened my journalistic abilities, but have been given the opportunity to model. I am forever grateful that Sarah came into my life and so are my finsta fans.

Brandt Siegfried, Reporter I don’t have a very strong core at all, which is evidenced by my obscenely low Fitnessgram Curl Up Test. Nonetheless, Phil taught me how to use the little muscle I have.

A few hours into a layout night, right when we start to lose focus in preparation for dinner, he was

Tim Mikulski: Frank Ocean Song: “Pyramids” Standing 6-foot-7, Tim Mikulski is easily the tallest person on staff. Along with his height, he is the base of our paper, supports everyone.

One day during the layout of issue 3, Lucy needed to take a picture of Emma Jurusik ’18 for her feature story. Lucy was struggling to find a time to take the picture due to Jurusik’s busy schedule. Quickly, Lucy took the picture and Jurusik ran out.

When Lucy opened the picture to import it, Spiro and I were crying laughing. It looked as though the picture was taken in 1950, due to some strange setting. Lucy was horrified and immediately freaked out.

Jurusik was leaving the next day for her tournament and Lucy needed the picture. Spiro and I could not contain our laughter. It has become a long standing joke to check pictures as soon as they are taken to avoid the “1950 look.”

Grace Palmer, Pulse Editor Back in the early days in Pulse, we decided to do a two-page spread on body image with an interesting center image containing broken glass. One would think that it would be easy to find such a simple picture on Google, but we had no luck. We then decided that we should try to create this image on our own and break our own glass. I made the trek down to Target, spent a whopping $10, and headed back to the backroom to get down to business. Using kids-sized winter gloves and a stapler, I turned my head to the side

Adam Janicki: Lil Yachty Song: “Minnesota” The boundary waters and University of Minnesota made this an obvious choice. Janicki is always referencing Minnesota some way or another.

Hallie Coleman: Beyoncé Song: “Foundation” Hallie is Beyonce and Thomas is Jay-Z. They form the power couple of Lion, providing a foundation for the staff as a mother/father presence.

Lea Voytovich, News Editor

Lea Voytovich: Selena Gomez

Hallie Coleman, Online Editor

There is no doubt that Janicki and I have an unbreakable bond, so much that I made a song about our past. We both attended CCD at St. Francis where his mom was our teacher. On Earth Day she made us green and blue Jell-O. This is how the song goes “Adam, Adam Janicki your mom made me earth Jell-O in CCD.” I have thoroughly enjoyed obnoxiously yelling this to him in an effort to get his attention. On a few occasions, I was successful—on others not so much.

Christina Rossetti, Reporter

Thursday, May 25, 2017 order, I made my way to the restaurant. I gave my list to the cashier: multiple sandwiches, a smoothie and an unfathomable number of sweet potato fries. I payed with a handful of crumpled bills and coins, then stumbled back to LT a few orders short, happy to have made it given the weight of the fries.

Greta Markey, Copy Editor

During mid-November, all of the second-year staffers went with Scales to a journalism convention in Indianapolis. All of the juniors were left in room 220 alone with a substitute teacher and Henry. Looking for the best way to spend our 48 minutes of freedom and obsessed with the popular “Mannequin Challenge’”trend, we came up with an idea. On this day, we brought onesies, horse masks and other props and put a picture of the SpongeBob “boi” meme on every computer in 220. Henry filmed about four takes for us, and we finally finished. Sure, the other staff members may have been attending very informative journalism lectures, but history was made when we recorded the best Mannequin Challenge LT had ever

As everyone in LION knows, I am famous for bringing food to late nights. I have a wide variety of food, ranging from fruit snacks, chips, clif bars, but most days they end up being rolos. One day, I stepped out of 220 to grab some water, putting away my bag of rolos because I was getting ready to leave. I came back to see my backpack open and almost Sydney Hansen, all my rolos gone from my bag. I looked around to see Janicki with News Editor a handful of them, and when asked his only reply was “Phil did it first.”

While at the JEA/NSPA conSo Phil and Adam, thanks for steal- vention in the greatest city in the ing all my rolos. world, Indianapolis, some senior staff members went to lunch at ChiAfter ordering my salad bowl, Spencer Levinson, potle.

I went to pay and proceeded to forReporter get how to understand English. The cashier repeatedly told me my total (something like $9.50), but I had no If you’ve read the Paws column idea what he was saying due to the on this page, you’ve been given a fact I was pretty much stroking out. glimpse as to how important food is “You give me the money, I put it in to our staff. So, when I decided to the machine, it goes beep boop, you go to Now Serving for a quick food know?” the cashier said, to which run, lots of people wanted me to I replied, “uh, what?” I finally untake their order. After writing a list derstood what was happening, and of all the orders and making educat- quickly paid before accidentally ed guesses as to the prices of each dropping my change in my salad

Grace Palmer: Drake

Charlie Stelnicki: Kanye West

Song: “Power” Charlie and Phil have constantly fought over who could influence the paper more. Charlie thought “No one man should have all that power.”

Juliana Halpin: Rihanna

Song: “Tell Me Something I Song: “Don’t Stop the Music” Juliana has one of the best atDon’t Know” titudes on staff. She is always Lea is one of the most intelliin a happy mood, and it rubs off gent students at LT. She will on everyone else on staff. Never be asking Michigan, “Tell me stop your happy attitude, or the something I don’t know?” music.

and smashed the glass. I had to hit it about 7 times to get it the way we wanted. It looks like I am cursed for the next 49 years #doitforjournalism.

Song: “Right Hand” Grace is everyone’s right hand, their go-to. If anyone needed help, she was right there, helping out no matter how hard or simply it was.

Thomas Atseff: Jay-Z

Song: “Empire State of Mind” The next member of the power couple is Thomas. He has committed to NYU, in the city where “dreams are made of.

There’s nothing he can’t do.”

Seniors

Phil Smith: Taylor Swift

Song: “You [Yale] Belong With Me” Phil a huge Taylor Swift fan.

Despite his questionable music taste, his intelligence is going to the Naval Academy, despite his prior committment to Yale.

Katie Palermo: Fergie Song: “Fergalicious” Katie, you’ve always been able to create a sassy comeback or a clapback that the song “Fergalicious” is filled with.

Caroline Konstant: Neil Diamond Song: “Sweet Caroline” This choice speaks for itself.

Although it is cliché, Caroline is extremely sweet, and is always willing to help out the staff.

Sydney Hansen: The Beatles

Song: “Yellow Submarine” Sydney is an easy going person, resembling the melody of the song. Her participation in swim, spending a good amount of her time underwater, is similar to a submarine.

bowl. Clearly, I was entirely useless after a night out on the town (at the jerd dance at the convention hotel).

To this day, Lucy, who watched the entire event unfold, asks me if I remember that time at Chipotle. Gotta learn to laugh at yourself, right?

Maddy Cohen, Assistant Pulse Editor My favorite LION memory was at one point a very scary time in my life. After a layout dinner, I realized that my phone was missing. After hours of searching, my phone had not been found, and I was freaking out. Long story short, my phone was found in my friend’s mom’s pocket.

How did it get there? Mostaccioli.

Why? Don’t ask.

Juliana Halpin, Online Editor One of my favorite LION memories was when Sydney Kaehler and I dressed up as the social media icon @iambranden’s Joanne the Scammer. This Halloween costume was nothing less than ICONIC. Not only did we confuse half the class on our true identity, we also looked fabulous as we scammed our way to second place in our staff Halloween contest. Fully cloaked in FAKE fur and beautiful wigs, we had a blast taking on our true spirit animal. SUPER SECRET: The wigs are still in both of our lockers and raise questions on a daily basis.

Jason Scales, Advisor My favorite moments from this year are all centered around the after-school trips we took to journalism conventions this year (to Indianapolis and COD) and the after-school work sessions where most of the heavy (layout) lifting happens. This staff wasn’t always the most productive every single day, so it was always a thrill to see how they could craft and finish an issue under deadline.

Sheridan Spiess: Future Song: “Mask Off” Sheridan was quiet at first, but took her mask off and became close with everyone on staff.

She wasn’t scared to break the ice, and created a family.

Henry Groya: Lady Gaga Song: “Born This Way” Groya has a unique sense of humor, and is the most conservative person on this planet.

He doesn’t care what people think, he was “born that way.”

The Staff: Chance the Rapper

Song: “Family” This staff can only be defined as one thing: a family. Our countless stories, memories, and experiences will never fade.

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We asked five LT seniors how various activities influenced their time at LT and the impact it had on their lives.

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Model UN President

Lead role of Judas in “Jesus Christ Superstar”

Quote: “I really liked getting to play a complex character such as Judas, but at the same time, I saw a lot of myself in Judas.”

Song: “NaaNaaNaa” by Corey Henry

Quote: “My experience in Model UN has taught me the importance of being a part of something bigger than yourself. The impact you can have on other’s lives can mean just as much as a championship or a first place trophy.”

Song: “You Get What You Give” by New Radicals

Indiana University Tennis Commit Two-time State-champion Swimmer

Quote: “I have grown so close to many friends and teammates after four years of being on the tennis team and I have had a lot of fun.”

Song: “Happy” by Pharrell Williams Quote: “LT has such a rich history of success, and I am extremely honored that the swim team is now a part of it.”

Song: “Teenage Dream” by Katy Perry

Poms and Eurythmics Dancer

Student Council President

Quote: “Student Council gave me a place at LT. It helped me gain confidence and feel like I could genuinely make a difference.”

Song: “Bull Ride” by Magic City Hippies

Quote: “Poms and Eury have both taught me about hard work and discipline. In order to succeed in the program, you have to be very dedicated and willing to work hard.

I’ve completely learned about how achieving your goals is always in your control.”

Song: “There Will Be Time” by Mumford and Sons

Compiled by Mikaela Larson and Luke Lusson @Mikaela_Larson @LukeLusson

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Thursday, May 25, 2017

We asked a few seniors to reflect upon their four years at LT and give props to others who have positively influenced it.

Compiled by Sydney Kaehler and Sarah Grier

“Someone that really pushed me in football was my partner in crime on defense, Jack Walton. He was always the one pushing me to do my best at all times and making the play call. And how could you not listen to someone with as pretty eyes as he has?”

-Ryan Buhle

“Well, I have to thank our student activities director, Mr. Geddeis, for getting me to participate in Mr. LT. I guess it just takes a 6-foot-5 guy to get you out of your comfort zone! It was crazy actually being named Mr LT, and it definitely wouldn’t have happened if Mr. Geddeis didn’t encourage me to audition and participate.”

-Tim Rediehs

“Our whole [Science Olympiad] team really functions together! For competition and scoring in events people collaborate a ton, even between JV and varsity teams. The themed dressing that we do also make the days really fun even though we’re there for like 12 hours since we all get into it! We just get really into everything and try to bring some zest!”

-Merrell Brzeczek (right) with Claire O’Connor (left) “Without my art teachers there is no way that I could have accomplished this quality of work. Beginning freshman year, Mrs. Laggis and Mrs. Rohlicek gave me strong fundemantal skills. My current teacher, Mr. Page, spends so much time working with students to help us develop focus areas.”

-Grace Reilly “I’d like to give a big thanks to everyone who came out to our swim meets to support us this year. If it wasn’t for those three or four dedicated fans who came to every home meet, I’m not sure we could have pulled off the state title.”

-Matt Linden

“Shout out to Coach Harris for putting up with ‘the boys’ and being the most amazing role model. You got the squad through the best and worst times, and you taught us how to be leaders.” -Thomas Saggau (left) with Reggie Terrell (right)

“I never thought my legacy at LT would be fitting ridiculous ideas into 140 characters. I would like to thank all 381 of my followers, but honestly I owe it all to buytwitterlikes. com. Also my bad luck, my little brothers and their plot to destroy me, and the security guard for calling me Soybean.”

-Siobhan Callahan

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Senior Ads

After four years filled with friendship and memories that will last a lifetime, it is time for the Class of 2017 to continue these experiences in the next chapter of their lives. To commemorate their hard work and success, LION has compiled a list of each senior that details what they will do after graduation from LT.

Thomas Atseff Words cannot begin to describe how proud of you we are. The sky is the limit for you- reach for the stars. We love you MADLY. Mom and Dad Jacob Bandyk We are so very proud and excited to see your future unfold. May joy and success be yours now and always! Love, Mom, Dad, Matt, Luke and Noah Bonita Baran Congratulations Bonita! We are proud of you. Enjoy the reward for all of your hard work. Stay the sweet girl that you are.

Enjoy the steps in you journey.

Max Beedle We’re so proud of you and know the best is yet to come! Go Illini! Love, Mom and Dad

Mariah Abercrombie- COD Isaiah Adkins- COD Julian Aguayo- COD

Jane Bolton Congratulations Jane on four great years at LT! Go Marquette! Love, Mama and Daddy

Omar Alagha- Arizona State

Ericka Bruce Graduation is not the end, it’s the beginning. We know you will accomplish great things. We love you and are very proud of you. Mom and Dad

Emily Aldrich- Creighton

Alyssa Brillisour Congratulations, you did it! Please believe in your future the way we do. Go forth and set the world on fire. Do it! Love you, Mom and Jim

Edgar Alamilla- COD Elizabeth Albertini- Dayton Mathew Albertson- Employed Jack Albrecht Spencer- COD Lacey Allen - Iowa Jillian Almase- IU Fernando Almeida- Employed Maria Alvarez- COD Camila Alvarez-Veras- Illinois College Arianna Andersen- COD Drew Anderson- COD Marissa Anderson- Bradley Tobi Anderson- Bradley Xializ Andrade- Dubuque

Gianna Castellano Congrats to Gianna Castellano!

Julia Andreoni- John Carroll

August Domanchuk So much to be proud of August. Sports, music and your ability to innovate. Work hard, sleep, follow your passion. Wishing you happiness and success. Love Mom, Dad and Kaylee

Teodor Angelovski- COD

Henry Cordes Congratulations Henry. We’re so proud of you! We wish you much success in college! Love, Mom, Dad, Elise, Hope and Dusty Ivy Cornelison So very proud of you “my Ivy!” You are such a joy. Thank you for helping me learn that being on your side is enough.

Love, Mom Camille J. Copp “We all shine on… like the Moon and the stars and the Sun!” Keep playing music and reaching for the stars. Shine on at Lawrence University!

Claire Cunningham You are a gift to the world: kind, bright and beautiful, inside and out. You will shine even more in your next adventure!

Love you forever, MDL and M Jenny Deneen Jenny, “we object” that you are graduating! Thanks for all the blockbuster performances at LT. Keep following your dreams and break a leg in college. Love, Mom and Dad

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Mary Catherine Andreoni- SLU Christopher Andrulis- DNR Bridget Anscombe- Iowa Michael Antkiewicz- Miami (OH) Andrew Archundia- Elmhurst College Owen Arnold- Colorado, Boulder Sulaiman Asfour- Lewis Audrey Ashburn- U of I Annamarie Atkinson- COD Hope Atkinson- Elon Thomas Atseff- NYU Julia Aubert- Denver Hasahn Austin- UW-Plattville Marina Auwerda- Iowa State

Daniel Beck- ISU

Brendan Burtker- U of I

Matthew Beck- IU

William Burton- Gap year, Italy/China

Elizabeth Becker- DePaul

Alin Bustamante- DNR

Matthew Bednara- Indian Hills

Anna Busza- U of I

Community College Max Beedle- U of I Idalis Bermejo- COD Natalia Bernard- Dayton John Bernstein- Pomona College Anna Best- Marquette Megan Beumer- U of I Vaughan Beyer- COD Bartlomiej Bielski- Moraine Valley Community College Jeremy Birks- Moraine Valley Community College Amber Bittourna- COD Mitchell Blackburn- IBEW Apprenticeship Program Montel Blackwell- COD William Bleck- NIU Emily Bloedorn- Colorado, Boulder Megan Bobrowski- Bradley Jane Bolton- Marquette Grace Borawski- Alabama Thomas Borst- COD Mason Borzym- Grand Valley State Treyton Boston- COD Abagail Boyer- DNR Ann Boyle- Miami (FL) Andjelija Bozovic- IU Samuel Bradley- Drexel Camille Branch- Rutgers Erich Brandt- Iowa State Matthew Brandt- Iowa State Grace Brannen- Concordia, Chicago Jose Bravo- College of Lake County Elijah Bright- DePaul

Derek Baker- COD

Alyssa Brillisour- COD

Jacob Bandyk- Minnesota, Twin Cities

Mia Brizz- Iowa

Bonita Baran- NIU

Katherine Broedlow- Wisconsin,

State

Madison William Brom- Iowa

Lukas Barkauskas- COD

Demiaus Brown- COD

Grace Barone- COD

Roxana Brown- ISU

Athenas Barrera- COD

Ericka Bruce- Lewis

Alexander Barrett- Embry-Riddle

Merrell Brzeczek- California, Berkeley

Aeronautical

Kelly Buchanan- DNR

Ross Bartolomei- COD

Andrew Buel- Colorado State

Benjamin Basquez- COD

Ryan Buhle- Dayton

Emma Bastyr- Wisconsin, Madison

Meghan Bulger- Wisconsin, Madison

Nicholas Bator- COD

Madisyn Burk- Iowa

Claire Battista- SLU

Tanner Burke- Michigan

Daniel Bear- COD

Frances Burns- Elmhurst College

Rachel Beasley- SIU

Vincent Burns- COD

Jordan Dallmann- Transition Michael Daniels- Mesa Community College

Jarred Belcher- COD

Mary Brenner- Purdue

Steven Barhorst- Middle Tennessee

Shannon Butler- Wisconsin, Madison

Eleonora Cvetanovic- COD

Aubrie Darlin- Kansas Alexa Cabrera- UIC Kathleen Caithamer- COD Alondra Calderon- COD Gabriela Calderon- COD Dylan Caldwell- COD Andrew Callahan- MIT Cassandra Callahan- Western Michigan Siobhan Callahan- U of I Marielle Calvano- COD Madeline Campbell- DNR Frank Cannistra- Michigan State Michael Capasso- COD Marisa Capizzano- UIC Margaret Caplice- Alabama Jack Carey- Iowa Kathryn Carlson- DNR Ryan Carlson- Lewis Austin Carmody- U of I John Carollo- COD Samantha Carpenter- Western Michigan Joshua Carrasco- COD Christopher Carrillo-Urquizo- COD Nickolas Carullo- DNR Patrick Caruso- Arizona State Jennifer Carver- ISU Terry Casella- Kansas Heather Casper- Michigan State Gianna Castellano- COD Konrad Cedro- COD Imants Cers- Hope College Matthew Cesario- Triton College Sandra Cevizovic- COD Evan Charbonneau- COD Briana Chavez- DNR Maya Chiapetta- South Carolina Nicholas Chomko- Grinnell College Blessing Chukwunonye- Chamberlain College of Nursing Connor Ciecko- U of I Raven Cirelli- DNR Thomas Cirrincione- Miami (OH) Brendan Clarke- Marquette Timothy Clay- COD Christian Coclanes- Iowa Alexander Cogelja- Purdue Alexander Cohen- DNR Robert Cole- COD Hallie Coleman- Tennessee, Knoxville Kendall Collins- COD Lois Combs- UIC

Jonathan Dattalo- ISU Giulianni Davila- Benedictine Anthony Davis- DNR Grady Davis- Colorado State Kathryn De Vries- Michigan State Dana Dean- Michigan Julia Dean- Michigan Joseph Deditz- Kansas Alicia DeGeatano- ISU Juan DelaRosa- Triton College Ian Delleman- Kirkwood Community College Alexander Dellios- SLU Jennifer Deneen- Southern California Avery Denning- Texas, Austin Noah Denten- Savannah College of Art and Design Ceazar DePaoli- COD James Desco- COD Nicholas Detente- Marines Danilo Devulsky- COD William DeWeese- Employed Daniel Diaz- COD Samantha Diaz- COD Margaret Dillane- Arizona State Kevin Dillon- WIU Vincenzo DiMaggio- COD Michelle Dinh- U of I Campbell DiVenere- U of I Angelina Djordjevic- IU Milanka Dobrasinovic- Tampa Jordan Dockins- Bradley Margaret Doheny- Alabama Charlsie Domabyl- Minnesota, Twin Cities August Domanchuk- Iowa State Dana Dombkowski- COD Matthew Donahoe- IU Ian Doroba- DNR Kallie Drake- DNR Gabriel Drobny- Kansas Mateusz Drwal- COD Alec Ducham- Bradley Ryan Duerkes- COD Mary Dufficy- U of I Therese Dufficy- U of I Bridget Duffy- Miami (OH) Rachel Duffy- ISU Daniel Dugan- Virginia Tech Emily Dulla- Wisconsin, Madison Jack Dunne- Loyola, Chicago May Dunne- Employment Jesse Duque- DNR

Katie DeVries Congratulations to Katie! We are so proud of you! May the future ahead be as special and amazing as you are! Love, Mom, Dad, Lauren and Michael #GoGreen!

Shannon Cone- Marquette

Dana Dombkowski Be bold, be courageous, be your best. We are proud of you Dana! Live your life.

With love, Mom and Dad

Francesca Coppola- Michigan State

Edward Echeverria- COD

Henry Cordes- U of I

Hailey Edenfield- Michigan State

Ivy Cornelison- Georgia

Peter Eggerding- Seton Hall

Martin Coronel- Marines

Devin Ekstam- Parkland College

John Costello- IU

Nicholas Ellison- COD

Kevin Countryman- DNR

Lauren Engels- U of I

Madigan Courier- ISU

Berk Erkan- DNR

Michael Courtney- Illinois Institute of

Fransisco Espitia- COD

Jordan Dockins Congratulations Jordan. We are so proud of you! Bradley is lucky to have you!

Mom, Dad, Sydney, and Cottonwood Ryan Duerkes Congratulations Ryan Duerkes! Be proud of your accomplishments. Remember to follow your dreams and believe in yourself. We are very proud of you. Love Mom and Dad

Charles Convery- Southern California Erin Cook- Marquette Clare Cooley- U of I

Benjamin Dusza- Carthage College David Dybalski- DNR Brandon Dziak- Dayton

Eleanor Cooper- U of I Camille Copp- Lawrence

Technology

Ronell Esquivel- U of I

Diondre Cox- Employment

Yendi Esquivel- Arizona

Jack Crawford- COD

Jacqueline Estey- Kansas

Shakita Crenshaw- COD

Nathan Evans- COD

Matthew Cumbo- ISU

Catherine Everett- U of I

Abigail Cundiff- Cornell University

Lucy Everett- Denison

Claire Cunningham- Iowa State

Benjamin Ezsias- Loyola, Chicago

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“The truth is you don’t know what is going to happen tomorrow.

Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.”

-Eminem Kevin Garcia- Miami (OH) Lianna Garcia- COD Ryan Farrell- Iowa Amy Fatora- Saint Mary’s College William Feeley- ISU Braeden Feichtinger- Kansas Logan Fennema- Saint Mary’s Univer sity of Minnesota Aidan Fera- Colorado, Boulder Kailin Ferguson- NIU Margaret Ferguson- Mizzou Molly Ferguson- U of I Christopher Figge- Iowa Gerardo Figueroa- DNR Brendan Finley- COD Sara Finnegan- Minnesota, Twin Cities John Fitzgerald- IU Kathryn Fitzgerald- SLU Sarah Fitzgerald- U of I Claire Fitzpatrick- Delaware Devin Flanagan- Universal Technical Institute Andrew Fleming- Valparaiso Emily Flores- Iowa Juan Flores- COD Laura Flores- Iowa George Floros- DePaul Samantha Flory- DNR James Fonseca- COD Zoe Forsyth- California, Santa Cruz Julianne Fortuna- U of I Sara Franceschina- Dayton Anastasia Franco- Utah State Nadia Franco- San Diego State Jared Frank- Western Michigan Zion Frazier- Triton College Kendall Fresa- Fairmont State Jeremy Freund- Loyola, Chicago Samuel Frieze- ISU Jennifer Fritz- COD Jenna Fuller- Ohio Northern Wade Fuller- Mizzou Jakob Funkhouser- DNR Michael Furgala- U of I

Raif Galloway- Employed Diana Galvan- Indiana State Cristian Galvez- COD

Maziar Javadi- Arizona Danilo Jeknic- COD

William Hannigan- Colorado State

Stefan Jevtovic- COD

Nadia L. Garcia- Olivet Nazarene

Anna-Marie Hansen- Transition

Marc Johnson- Notre Dame

Nadia N. Garcia- COD

Kenna Hansen- U of I

Troy Johnson- Gap year in Scotland

Robert Garcia- COD

Sydney Hansen- Wisconsin, Madison

Benjamin Johnston- WashU

Violet Garcia- DNR

James Hanson- Marquette

Dylan Jones- ISU

Ailin Garcia Byrne- DNR

Gabriela Hardman- COD

Tiffanie Jones- Arizona State

Ivana Garibay- COD

Emma Harrigan- ISU

Zachary Joseph- Lewis

Caroline Garrow- Lawrence

Derrek Harris- DNR

Lily Joyaux- Iowa

Scott Garrow- Lewis

Tatiana Harvel- COD

Stephen Joyner- COD

Margaret Garvin- Azusa Pacific

Robert Hatch- UIC

Christian Garza- Michigan State

Taylor Haufe- Employed

Alexandra Gawthrop- U of I

Samantha Hauser- NIU

Nynena Gaye- Loyola, Chicago

Emma Hawkins- Wisconsin, Madison

William Geisert- COD

Francesca Heffner- Alabama

Liam Geoghegan- DNR

Raphael Hernandez- COD

Anna Geraghty- Boston

Avery Herndon- U of I

Taylor Giacchetti- Indiana State

Ruby Herrera- Employed

Michael Giacomelli- Transition

Joseph Hess- Wisconsin, Madison

Ryan Giacomelli- COD

Joshua Hesse- ISU

Aryanna Gil- DNR

Charles Heyer- Lawrence

Aleksander Gilbert- Employed

Brianna Hicks-Jones- Central Mich-

Alec Gilchrist- IU

igan

Adara Gilcrest- DNR

William Higgins- U of I

Ljupka Gjorgjevska- DePaul

Aaron Hill- DNR

Jacob Gleason- Iowa State

Jeremiah Hill- COD

Kevin Gomez- ISU

Joey Hill- Triton College

Ariel Gonzales- COD

Madison Hilling- DePaul

Aline Gonzalez- Moraine Valley Com-

Clare Hillshafer- Oklahoma

munity College

William Hobart- DNR

Jose Gonzalez- COD

Lauren Hoffman- U of I

Yesenia Gonzalez- U of I

Charlotte Hoigard- Vanderbilt

Max Good- Western Michigan

Reilly Holly-Meadowcroft- Valparaiso

Ryan Gorey- ISU

Noah Holtschlag- Triton

Haley Gorman- College of William

Maryna Hoskins- Boston University Quincy Hoston- DNR

and Mary Brandon Gorss- DNR

Dayne Hultman- Lewis

Meghan Gove- Augustana College

Matthew Hurd- COD

Austin Graf- Mississippi

Kali Huynh- Loyola, Chicago

William Greenup- Project Search

William Hyland- U of I

Mason Greving- Alabama Gwendolyn Grodek- Loyola, Chicago Collin Grosh- COD

Henry Groya- Purdue Victoria Guevara- Mizzou Campbell Gunst- Grand Valley State

Joseph Kalata- COD Christian Kapp- Cincinnati Matthew Kappas- Boston University Alexis Karkazis- Nebraska, Lincoln Madeline Karlson- SLU Julia Karpinski- Carthage College Angela Kasper- Moraine Valley Community College George Kasprzyk- COD Nicole Kasza- COD Ana Kates- South Florida, Tampa Benjamin Kates- DNR Rachel Katoll- Dayton Benjamin Keeley- Miami (OH) Luke Kehle- Bradley Michaela Kelliher- COD Clare Kelly- St. Norbert College Jake Kenna- ISU Matthew Kennedy- Purdue George Kennett- COD Muamer Kermo- MacMurray College Jianna Keska- Dominican Charles Kidder- Minnesota, Twin Cities Kate Kidwell- COD Peter Kiley- U of I Patrick King- Michigan Aleko Kiriakakis- COD

Margaret Grier- Wisconsin, Madison

Nicholas Grossi- COD Timothy Gallagher- DNR

College

Marissa Garcia- COD

Jacob Gross- COD Megan Galbreath- U of I

Kiara Hampton- Illinois Central

Katelyn Klein- ISU Christina Iacono- ISU Regan Iffert- Mizzou Lucas Isaacson- Iowa State Isabel Isais- ISU Nerina Isic- COD Austin Iturralde- Baylor

Leonardo Gutierrez- Army

Corey Kline- Western Michigan Damian Klip- Employed Maxwell Klitchman- COD Riley Kloes- COD Megan Kloess- COD Sarah Klusendorf- Alabama Rachel Kocek- Clemson Kayla Kocimski- Mizzou

Denise Guzman- UIC

Mikaela Kohut- Mizzou

Alexandra Gamboa- COD

Maranda Jackson- Navy

Daniel Gamboa- UIC

Thomas Jackson- Robert Morris,

Caroline Konstant- Wisconsin, Madison Armin Korsos- Columbia College,

Julie Gana- Iowa State

John Hagan- Kentucky

William Gannon- IU

Lillian Hahn- Scripps College

Andrew Jacobson- COD

Angel Garcia- Employed

Wade Hall- COD

Adam Janicki- Minnesota, Twin Cities

Joseph Koszut- U of I

Elias Garcia- COD

Jacob Halon- Benedictine

Alex Janicki- COD

Megan Kotil- Mizzou

Elicia Garcia- Apprenticeship Program

Juliana Halpin- U of I

Benjamin Jaramillo- DePaul

Stella Kowalski- COD

Emma Garcia- Illinois Wesleyan

Alison Hamilton- Nebraska, Lincoln

Aleksander Jarzen- SLU

Brian Kral- Western Michigan

Frida Garcia- COD

Peyton Hammon- Iowa State

Hunter Jasinski- COD

Tamia Kramer- DNR

Katya Garcia- UIC

Ryan Hammond- Cincinnati

Theodore Jatczak- COD

William Kraus- IU

Illinois

Chicago

Coast to Coast Here’s the geographical breakdown of where each senior plans to studying post-graduation

Fiona Dufficy Fiona, you have loved animals ever since you were a little girl. We are so happy you are doing your passion. Congratulations!

Mom, Dad, Shea, Tierney and the #1 animal, Finley Tierney Dufficy Tierney, we always felt like the wheels were turning in your mind. Only logical that you are going into mechanical engineering! Congratulations! Mom, Dad, Shea, Fiona and Finley Ben Dusza Congratulations Ben! We know you’ll do great things at Carthage College and beyond. Never change who you are, because you are amazing! All our love, Mom, Dad, Jack and Grace Devin Ekstam You are a wild adventure that we are thrilled to join. Enjoy, and persevere and be thankful!! Mom, Dad and Grampa Col Maggie Ferguson So long LT, hello Mizzou!! So proud of you, Mags. Love, Mom and Dad Samantha Flory Congratulations doll, I am very proud of you! Love, Mom Anna Franco To our sweet, accomplished daughter, Congratulations! A whole new world of possibilities is open to you. Best of luck, you’ve made us proud. Love, Team Franco Emma Garcia Congratulations! Good luck at Illinois Wesleyan and at Youth World this summer. Love, Mom, Dad, Ben and Max Michael Giacomeli We are very proud of you and your accomplishments. Can’t believe you’re graduating already. Seems like yesterday you just started high school. We love you.

Love Mom and Joe Meghan Gove Congratulations to our talented, beautiful, kind daughter, Meghan. We love you for always letting your colors shine through!

Good luck at Augustana! Love, Dad, Mom, Alex and James Juliana Halpin Congrats Juliana! We love you and are excited to see you enter this next phase in life. So many great days at LT and many more to follow at U of I! Love, Mom and Dad Sydney Hansen Congratulations Syd! We love you so much. On Wisconsin! Love, Dad, Mom and Spencer Avery Herndon Congratulations Avery Herndon! We are so proud of you! Love, Mom and Dad Joe Hess We couldn’t be more proud of you. On Wisconsin! Love, Mom and Dad Adam Janicki We know you will “be the change you wish to see in the world” and we are very proud of our Golden Gopher. Love, Dad, Mom, Beth, Nick and Kristen Julia Karpinski Dad, Kevin and I wish you nothing but the best. We know you will continue to do great things. Enjoy Carthage. Viel Liebe!

Clare Kelly Congratulations Clare! We are so proud of you and can’t wait to see you move ahead in your next adventure! Love, Mom and Dad Caroline Konstant We are incredibly proud of you accomplishments Caroline! You left your very own mark at LT the past four years. May your future at University of Wisconsin hold tremendous success. Love, Mom, Kevin and Will

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College Count

Zachary Lake Congratulations! I am so proud of you!

Keep reaching for the stars. “UNLV Rebel” Love, Mom Isabella Mahmoud For in dreams, we enter a world that is entirely our own. Let them swim in the deepest ocean or glide over the highest cloud. Congratulations Isabella Mahmoud!

Alexandra Manaves Congratulations! Anything is possible, all you have to do I believe in yourself. Do it! The tassel was worth the hassle. Love, Sherry and Jim

Aaron Kriha- Marquette

Grace Maldonado- COD

Kaylee Miller- UIC

Colleen O’Connell- Dayton

Emma Kriho- Wisconsin, Madison

Mark Malone- DNR

Nicole Miller- COD

Megan O’Connell- Iowa

Jonathan Krol- IU

Thomas Maloney- Iowa State

James Miranda- Randolph-Macon

Claire O’Connor- Purdue

Nicole Krueger- Butler

Alexandra Manaves- COD

Nikolaus Krull- Denver

Ethan Mangerson- Minnesota, Twin

Kiely Kruse- Iowa

Cities

Academy

Claire O’Donnell- Wisconsin, Madison

Dureali Mirjat- Benedictine

Timothy O’Gallagher- Northwestern

Christian Misale- COD

Ryan O’Malley- Alabama

Colin Kubacki- Pepperdine

Caitlyn Mangini- Indiana State

Bryce Mitchell- Purdue

Sarah O’Malley- Iowa State

Connor Kubil- ISU

Philip Mangini- COD

Claire Mitchell- U of I

Sarah O’Malley- COD

Kory Kubina- COD

William Manzanilla- COD

Meagan Mitchell- Chapman

Sullivan O’Malley- Arizona

Dorde Kuc- COD

Krystal Marano- COD

Paige Mitchell- UMass, Amherst

Timothy O’Malley- Miami

McKenna Kuehn- ISU

Alex Marin- DNR

Michael Mlynski- Kansas

Jelena Obretkovich- COD

Emily Kula- DNR

George Marinis- COD

Lauren Mochizuki- Chapman

Ryan Oeste- COD

Jakub Kundzicz- COD

Gabriel Martinez- COD

John Mohler- Mizzou

Maria Ojeda- Loyola, Chicago

Evan Kupec- ISU

Louis Martinez- DNR

John Mologousis- U of I

Isabella Oliver- COD

Mikey McQuillan The last lion ROARS the LOUDEST! Congratulations Mikey! Go Redbirds!

Love always, Mom, Dad, Molly 06, Johnny 07, Matty 10 and Annie 12

Marissa Kural- Baldwin Wallace

Rita Martinez- COD

Alex Monarrez- UIC

Clara Olsen- Beloit College

Arden Kurhayez- North Central

Paul Martinic- Ekonomski Fakultet

Andres Montes- COD

Madeline Olszanowski- COD

Nicoletta Martusciello- Aurora

Hugo Montes- COD

Mariana Orbegozo- Florida

Cheyenne Masek- Employed

Jarod Montgomery- Kansas

Isabella Oremus- Colorado, Boulder

John Masella- COD

Frederick Moody- NYU

Sarah Orozco- ISU

Paul Kurtzner- Carthage College

Frank Mazgay- COD

Annika Moore- Marquette

Jacqueline Osborn- U of I

Aaron E. Meneses Congratulations! So proud of you! You had ups and downs during your senior year but you kept your motivation and hard work. You did it! Love you, Mom and Dad

Graham Kutchek- California, Berkeley

Colleen McCabe- Dayton

Alexander Morales- Grand Valley State

Jason Osborne- COD

Mark McCarthy- Colorado State

Gabrielle Morales- COD

Arianna Ozanich- Employed

Jacob McCarty- DNR

Tyler Morales- Colorado State

Jacob McClain- Cincinnati

Kevin Moran- ISU

Patrick McCollum- Ferris State

Elizabeth Moravec- Loyola, Chicago

Ciara McCormack- Michigan

David Morey- Gateway Technical

Jack McNealy Congratulations, Jack! We are so proud of you and can’t wait to see what you do at Butler in the fall. Love you, Dad, Mom and Charlotte

Caroline Murphy LTSC, OBSC and Windy City Pride, we couldn’t be more proud, if we tried! From AYSO to Green Dragons to LTHS #7, congrats to Caroline Murphy from Mom, Dad, Ryan and Kevin Isabella Oremus The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. –Eleanor Roosevelt We love you! Mom, Emma and Jack Katie Palermo You kicked cancer’s butt twice and are graduating with honors. Can’t wait to see what you accomplish at Michigan!

We’re very proud of you!!! Mom, Dad and Maddie Alex Pall Congrats on your high school graduation.

You have been an honors student athlete all four years and we commend you!

We’ve loved the ride! XO Mom, Dad and Emily Nicole Pigatto We are so proud of you! We know you are going to do great things. “She believed she could so she did.” We love you, Mom and Dad Yunuen Reyes-Vera Today you close the door to the past… open the door to the future, take a deep breath and step on through to start the next chapter in you life…

Anastasia Quercia Congrats to Anastasia our graduate and Gold Award winner. You’re a winner.

Love Papa, Mommy, Gramma, Nicky, Mira, Nella and Dommie. Here’s to the future and beyond!

Caroline Roe Congratulations to Caroline! We are so proud of you and all you have achieved at LTHS. The future is yours! Go after it!

Love, Mom, Dad and Stephen Gerald J. Roe, Jr. Groe Up! The Roe 8.

College Courtney Kurhayez- North Central College

Brian La Belle- Utah Christopher Lacny- Purdue Zachary Lake- Nevada, Las Vegas

College

Alix Lamana- West Virginia

Corrina Morgan- COD

Christina Lameter- ISU

Patrick Morgison- Arizona

Michael Lamothe- COD

Dylan Morici- COD

Matthew Lang- Denver

Margaret Morris- Wisconsin, Madison

Kannon Larison- Loyola, Chicago

John Luca Moschetto- Carthage

Joseph Larson- Butler

Kevin Pantaleon- DNR Brandon Paras- Alabama Jillian Pars- IU

Caroline Pavlecic- Minnesota, Twin

Isabella Lazarski- Marquette

Cities

Marko Lazic- DNR

Sarah Pavlik- Indianapolis

Nicholas Lazzarotto- COD

Ivana Pavlovic- UIC

Greta Leader- Michigan

Dominic Pavone- U of I

Iris Leahy- ISU

Erin Pawlak- Alabama

Joshua Leak- Berklee College of Music

Robert Peacock- Louisville

Mark Lehmann- Alabama

Ryan Peake- U of I

Sarah Lehmann- Elmhurst College

Simmia Pearson- ISU

Delaney Leibforth- Wisconsin, Delaney McCoy- Ohio State

Jacob Leonard- Elmhurst College

Declan McDermott- Vermont

Evan Lewandowski- School of the Art

Rory McDermott- Iowa Thomas McDonnell- U of I

Courtney Lewis- COD

Brinn McDowell- U of I

Halee Lewis- Wisconsin, Whitewater

Eamon McGovern- IU

Kylee Leyden- Augustana College

Michael McInerney- COD

Nathan Lezon- Minnesota, Twin Cities

Kevin McKenzie- Texas, Austin

Brianna Liddell- COD

Mattis McLean- ISU

Grace Ligon- COD

John McNealy- Butler

Zuri Lima- UIC

Erin McNicholas- Dayton

Cassandra Linares- Dayton

Liam McNulty- DNR

Kayle Lindberg- Trinity Christian

Michael McQuillan- ISU

Caleb Moskowitz- Bradley

Ethan Peck- Valparaiso

Justin Moss- Triton College

Riley Pehrson- COD

Drew Mrazek- Loyola, Chicago

Hunter Pendleton- Mizzou

Maris Munguia- Louisiana State

Collin Peters- Minnesota, Twin Cities

Sapphire Munoz- Missouri, St. Louis

Shanti Peterson- Loyola, Chicago

William Murdoch- COD

Morgan Petrosius- Nebraska, Lincoln

Caroline Murphy- U of I

Reece Petrusha- Western Michigan

Hope Murphy- Transition

Michael Pettrone- COD

Timothy Murphy- COD

Joseph Phelan- Marquette

Colleen Murray- DNR

Matthew Phillipp- ISU

Tegan Murrell- Alabama

Nicole Pigatto- Iowa

Nathan Myslicki- Minnesota, Twin

Jacqueline Pittacora- Dayton

Cities

Tampa Lucy Meehan- WashU

Ashley Lites- COD

Jennifer Melo-Verdin- WIU

Melissa Llanes- Employed

Alexis Mendez- COD

Emma Longoria- Dayton

Angelica Mendez- Aurora

Luis Lopez- NEIU

Antonia Mendez- NIU

Pedro Lopez- COD

Francheska Mendez- DePaul

Viviana Lopez- ISU

Lizeth Mendez-Najera- COD

Kaden Lovelace- IU

Aaron Meneses- ISU

Maximillian Lux- Ohio State

Sara Meneses- DNR

Alexander Lynch- Louisville

Melanie Mesick- SIU

Thomas Lynch- Colorado, Boulder

Nina Mesick- COD Philip Metcalf- Dayton Katherine Meyer- Purdue

Kelly MacDonald- U of I

Kate Miklosz- Concordia, Wisconsin

Quinn Madarang- ISU

Timothy Mikulski- Carleton College

Timothy Madigan- Wisconsin,

Blashko Milenkovski- U of I

Cecilia Podczerwinski- Franciscan, Eleanor Nalbach- NYU

Ashlee Miller- COD

Lizbeth Malaga- COD

Cannon Miller- Employed

Steubenville

Matthew Narbutis- Miami (OH)

Margaret Pollard- Marquette

John Naughton- DePaul

Thomas Powers- IU

Keri Neuland- IU

Madeline Prendergast- U of I

Blake Newsome- Iowa

John Prescott- U of I

Megan Ng- SLU

Jeremiah Presley- COD

Zachary Nichol- Colorado, Boulder

Holly Pretzie- COD

Natalie Nicoletti- IU

Shayna Prinz- Tulane

Connor Niego- Holy Cross

Jessica Prost- Rochester Institute of

Noah Niego- Loras College

Technology

Isaiah Nieves- Purdue, (Northwest)

Leonard Prystalski- Purdue

Jessica North- COD

Christian Pudlo- Michigan State

Andrew Norvilas- Wisconsin, White-

Brendan Pugliese- Dayton

water Valentin Nunez- COD

Claire Purcell- Tulane Alexander Pusateri- Purdue

Mary Nutter- U of I

Mihailo Milivojevic- COD

Isabella Mahmoud- Grand Valley State

Eric Pittman- COD Alexander Plotke- COD

Jennifer Medema- South Florida,

Kristyn Lisowski- Butler

Madison

Grace Palmer- Notre Dame

David Patterson- Transition

Jane Layden- Marquette

Matthew Linden- U of I

Daniel Palmer- Notre Dame

nity College

Zak Lavaty- Transition

College

Alexander Pall- Colorado State

Connor Pasko- Southeastern Commu-

Shawn Lasrado- Valparaiso

Institute of Chicago

Kathleen Palermo- Michigan

Melanie Parus- U of I

Kourtney Lashley- Wartburg College

Madison

Christian Pabon- Iowa

Anastasia Quercia- COD Amanda O’Bryan- Alabama

Michael Quinlan- Purdue

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Olivia Severin- Columbia College,

Stephanie Quirk- U of I

Chicago Megan Seyer- San Diego City College

Jack Sylvia- Alabama

Julia Vock- North Central College

Joanna Szpytma- DNR

Graham Voetberg- UIC

Joshua Szyszka- COD

Arlis Von Strauss- COD

James Shanahan- College of Wooster

Lea Voytovich- Michigan

Cameron Racelis- Belmont

Mia Shapiro- Mizzou

Jane Ragains- Hope College

Brandon Sheehan- Colorado State

Wyatt Tawse- Iowa

Stefan Vukovic- UIC

Dylan Ragaishis- Iowa State

Brenna Sheehan- Michigan

Jocelyn Taylor- Air Force Training

Abigail Vulich- Lindenwood

David Rak- Boston University

John Sheehan- Employed

Adrian Ramirez Cook- COD

Kate Sheehan- Marquette

Sarah Tenuta- NEIU

Sarah Ramsey- Iowa

Conor Sheldon- Rose-Hulman Insti-

Blaine Teppema- DePaul

Dheeksha Ranginani- Illinois

tute of Technology

Institute of Technology

David Shi- California, Berkeley

Patrick Vuillemot- Roosevelt

Security

Reginald Terrell- Wisconsin, Platteville

Grace Shine- ISU

Olivia Thiakos- U of I

Cara Rasmussen- SLU

Sofia Siavichay- Iowa State

Antwane Thigpen- Triton College

Noah Reardon- IIT

John Sickel- COD

Grace Thomas- Miami (OH)

Joseph Rebello- Michigan State

Morgan Sides- Dayton

Jack Thoms- Iowa

Timothy Rediehs- UCLA

Grace Siegelman- DePaul

John Thornton- IU

Julia Reichert- IU

Kyle Sievers- IU

Henry Tio- Michigan State

Grace Reilly- Lewis & Clark College

Robert Siewiorek- Elmhurst College

Emily Titzer- Moraine Valley Commu-

Jonathan Remijas- Wisconsin, Madison

Abby Sindelar- Purdue

David Rendon- COD

Megan Sindelar- Wisconsin, Madison

Dariusz Toczek- COD

Jeremy Rendon- COD

Paul Skolba- UIC

Nicholas Tomayer- COD

Noemy Resendiz- COD

Matthew Slivinski- Carthage College

Allyson Tomsik- Tampa

Luis Reyes- UIC

Leah Slivovsky- Musicians Institute

Emilia Topor- Loyola, Chicago

Victoria Reyes- Transition

William Sloyan- Dayton

Leslie Toto- COD

Yunuen Reyes Vera- U of I

Grant Smith- Kansas

Alyssa Townsend- Valparaiso

Lauren Reynolds- Northwestern

Isabella Smith- Kansas

Eric Townsend- COD

Jassana Rice- NIU

Jamie Smith- NIU

Joseph Travis- COD

Alexandra Rich- Brandeis

Philip Smith- U.S. Naval Academy

Connor Trimborn- Hanover College

Jacqueline Rigley- California, Santa Barbara

Erin Smothers- St. Ambrose

Amber Troesch- Minnesota, Twin

Ann Rius- ISU

Rajanawin Sokolski- Employed

Nicholas Rivera- COD

Noah Sola- COD

Cole Tuisl- Ohio State

Mariah Robinson- DePaul

Ewelina Soltys- Moraine Valley Com-

Skylar Turner- COD

munity College

Catherine Wahl- Alabama Matthew Waite- Moncton

Olivia Raphael- Syracuse

Juliza Robles- COD

Dillon Wagner- Dubuque

Andrew Walker- Transition Hannah Walleck- Wisconsin, Madison Hope Walsh- Bradley Jack Walton- Tufts Brooke Warble- ISU

nity College

Marisa Washburn- U of I Griffin Wasz- Illinois Wesleyan Ariel Watts- Northwest Mississippi Community College William Weems- James Madison Daniel Wennerstrum- Vanderbilt Elizabeth West- SLU K. Westrick- Fordham Chandler Weyer- Purdue Lauren Whelan- Hope College

Cities

Megan White- SLU Spencer White- Colorado, Boulder Jonathan Wilder- Marquette Caleb Wilkinson- Mississippi Dayna Williams- COD

Cynthia Turza- North Central College

Sydney Rocco- Iowa State

Hannah Williams- U of I Jason Williams- Boston University

Post-high school breakdown

John Roche- Iowa Andrew Rodgers- Purdue Alex Rodriguez- Iowa Juan E. Rodriguez- COD Juan M. Rodriguez- COD Yulisa Rodriguez- Employed Caroline Roe- Marquette

Thursday, May 25, 2017 Peter Schwabe Congratulations!! We are so proud of you.

We know that you will do great things at SLU. Love Mom, Joe, Rachael, Catherine, Krishna and Socks Grace Shine Congratulations, Grace Shine! You worked hard and persevered so much to get here and I could not be more proud of you. Wishing you the success and happiness you deserve. Love always, Mom Abby Sindelar We couldn’t be more proud of you and all that you have accomplished! Keep being the amazing person you are, as a great future awaits at Purdue! Love, Mom and Dad Megan Sindelar You are an amazing daughter, and we’re so proud of the person you’ve become!

Continue to do what you love, and we’re sure you’ll be a success at Wisconsin!

Love, Mom and Dad Jeffrey Stejskal Congratulations Jeffrey Stejskal. Good luck at Augustana with Math and Soccer.

Your whole family is proud of you.

Charlie Stelnicki Congrats LION staff! Proud of Charlie Stelnicki. Love Tripp, Anne, Emily and Mom Grace Thomas Wow the last of many Thomases to graduate LT! You made us all so proud! Miami is lucky to have you! Love, Mom, Dad, Pat and Mike Cole Tuisl We are so proud of the person you have become. As you embark on your college journey, know that we always believe in you! Love, Mom and Dad

Gerald Roe- Lewis Hayley Roesler- Emory Nicholas Rogers- COD Joseph Rohaly- IU Britany Rojas- Western Michigan Lizandro Rojas- DePaul

Rollie Van Tassel Put a fork in ya! You’re done! Congrats!

Mom and Dad

Mary Rokicki- U of I Stephen Romero- COD Illiana Rosado- SIU Nicolas Rossi- Northeastern Jessica Rotstein- North Central College Zitlaly Rubalcaba-Morales- COD

Marianne Soriano- DePaul

Jack Rudzinski- Willamette

Quinten Sorice- Iowa State

Lucy Rus- DNR

Emma Sorrentino- North Central

Luke Rus- DNR

Jenika Williams- COD Justin Williams- Grinnell College Bradley Udziela- COD

Khaila Williams- COD

Matthew Ureel- ISU

Maxwell Williams- Butler

Aneles Sotelo- NEIU

Karina Urquizo- DePaul

Myranda Williams- Moraine Valley

Alyssa Soto- Ball State

Nayelly Urquizo Almaraz- DNR

Andrea Spasojevic- Loyola, Chicago

Veronica Urquizo Almaraz- DNR

Howard Willis- Wisconsin, Plat-

Thomas Saggau- Ohio State

Sheridan Spiess- Belmont

Vullnet Useini- COD

teville

Michael Sagols- COD

Caroline Spitkovsky- IU

Glenn Wilson- ISU

Faith Saibert- Wisconsin, Stevens

BriAnna Sprau- COD

Eric Wisnewski- Iowa

Samantha Staehler- Sheridan College

Point Antonio Salazar- COD

Institute of Technology & Ad-

Santino Salinas- COD

vanced Learning

Skylar Saloum- COD

Alex Stahnke- IU

Serena Salvato- COD

Jeffrey Stejskal- Augustana College

Timothy Samuel- COD

Charles Stelnicki- Michigan

Jesse Sanchez- COD

Claire Stevens- Minnesota, Twin Cities

Juiliano Sanchez- DNR

Henry Stevens- Loyola, Chicago

Peter Sanchez- COD

Kendrick Stevens- UIC

Salvatore Sanchez- DNR

Logann Stierle- Employed

Nicholas Sandoval- UIC

Sofia Stirn- COD

Brooke Sands- Arizona

Anthony Stotler- COD

Anaraise Santillan- Morton College

Rose Strauss- COD

Charles Sargent- Elmhurst College

Stephen Strawbridge- Utah

John Schaefer- Kansas

Elizabeth Strzelczyk- Iowa State

Lucy Schaefer- Northeastern

Colette Stubitsch- Columbia College, Chicago

Richard Scheer- COD Justin Schlender- Western Michigan

Chloe Suhajda- ISU

Bryce Schmitz- Bradley

Erin Sullivan- Iowa

Jacob Schoneman- ISU

Jacob Sundberg- COD

Jake Schroeder- The New School

Emily Suski- Transition

Rhiannon Schuenemann- IUPUI

Kathryn Svoboda- COD

Peter Schwabe- SLU

Keely Swiadek- COD

Cassidy Schwartz- St. Francis

Maeve Swinehart- Notre Dame

Seamus Scotty- IU

Thomas Sykora- Indiana Tech

“

Andrea Serrano- UIC

“I’m a track star running thru life, chasing my dream.”

“

-50 Cent

Community College

Christopher Wojciak- Illinois WesDaniel Vale- Arizona

leyan

Fadiel Valencia- Guadalajara

Nicholas Wojcicki- U of I

Roland Van Tassel- Purdue

Nicholas Wolf- Tennessee, Chat-

Benjamin Van Vuren- DePaul

tanooga

Anthony Vargas- COD

Linnea Wood- Western Michigan

Angel Vasquez- COD

Caroline Wuerl- U of I

Anthony Vecchio- ISU Emily Vega- Vanderbilt Julien Vega- DNR

Pete Ybarra- COD

Nicholas Vega- COD Christopher Velisaris- SIU Madalyn Velisaris- U of I

Kayleigh Zacharko- Xavier

Francisco Verdin- UIC

Mylo Zaggy- Bellevue College

Joshua Veroeven- COD

Michael Zagorski- Employed

Gabriela Vicuna- COD

Brian Zak- Mississippi

Victoria Vila- COD

April Zamlynski- NIU

Mia Vilanova- Carthage College

Zoe Zavala- COD

Juliet Villagomez- Marquette

Kamil Zeglen- Chapman

Adrian Villalobos- Miami (OH)

Tyler Zeman- DNR

Carlos Villalvazo- COD

Dijana Zenelay- Marquette

Zachary Villarreal- Wisconsin,

Joanna Zienkiewicz- Oberlin

La Crosse

College

Lorena Villasenor- COD

Adam Zimmerman- U of I

Natasha Vitas- California, Santa Cruz

Vincent Zona- Notre Dame

Joseph Vlcek- Bradley

George Zurowski- ISU

“

“Through every dark night, there’s a bright day after that.”

-Tupac

“

College

Alexander Russell- COD

Angel Vasquez Congrats to Angel Vasquez!

Lea Voytovich Congratulations to Lea Voytovich of your successful high school career! What a ride it has been. Enjoy graduation and best of luck at Michigan. Go Blue! Love, Mom, Dad and Tessa Hope Walsh We are so proud of your accomplishments at LT and are excited to see what your future brings at Bradley! Love, Mom, Dad, Finn and Clover Marisa Ann Washburn We are so incredibly proud of you, Marisa! And wish you all the best! We love you with all our hearts! Mom, Dad and Olivia XXOO Dan Wennerstrum Congratulations, Dan! We’re so proud of you and are looking forward to your future success as a Commodore. Enjoy this next adventure! Love, Mom, Dad, Matt and Tom Megan White “There’s a million things I haven’t done.

Just you wait, Just you wait.”- Hamilton.

Congratulations, Megan! I am so proud of you; you inspire me! Love, Mom Caroline Wuerl Congratulations, Caroline! We are so proud of you and all you have accomplished. Wishing you great adventures at the University of Illinois! Love, Mom, Dad, and Kristen Kayleigh Zacharko Congratulations Kayleigh Zacharko! We are so proud of you and all of your hard work. Good luck to our future Musketeer at Xavier University! Love, Mom, Dad and Erica

Seniors

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LT STATE SWIM: VOL. 2

Thursday, May 25, 2017

ROBIN HOODE: ACOUSTIC

MR. LT: VOCAL EDITION

(Stelnicki/LION)

(Tribune)

STRESS RELIEF: DOG EDITION

BROWNSTOCK: MMXVII

(Yelamanchili)

(Rossetti/LION)

ASTRONOMY CLUB: ARIZONA STYLE

(Gregie)

BASKETBALL: BLACKOUT

BROWNSTOCK: MMXVII

(Weber/TAB)

(Rossetti/LION)

(Fu)

NC: REMIX EDITION

EDC-ONE: PT. 3

(Sage/TAB)

(Rossetti/LION)

(Weber/TAB)

(Weber/TAB)

GOLDEN EAGLE FT. LION

BROWNSTOCK: MMXVII

CUERNAVACA: SPRING BREAK

ALL SCHOOL: VOL. 17

SPRING BREAK: CHINA EDITION

(Meyers-Caccitolo)

(Ciecko)

(Dillon)

EDC-ONE: PT. 2

(Rossetti/LION)

EDC-ONE:

TENNIS: STATE EDITION

GYMNASTICS: STATE EDITION

JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR: PT. 1

(Spiess/LION)

(Rossetti/LION)

JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR: PT. 2

(Markey/LION)

(Weber/TAB)

(Siegfried/LION)