Dear Diary, Things got even weirder today. Despite all the singing and dancing yesterday, and all the songs about that moose and his juice, I did not think my fellow participants were in anyway musical. Last night though, there was this concert going on where they all appeared to be musical wonders all of a sudden. On top of that, everyone dressed super fancy, as if they weren’t strange at all - which clearly isn’t true, considering all the strange stuff they’ve been doing around here. Please, do not forget the moose ritual.
MOOSE RITUAL!!
Anyway, the concert was really nice and gave me a sense of normality for once, which was lovely of course. I was truly amazed by both the performing and the presenting skills of the people here. The afterparty was great, too, by the way; I highly recommend watching people floppy dance whilst wearing a suit. It was incredibly ridiculous. These people really have no idea how to act: are they fancy, are they random, who knows? But actually, I think I’m starting to like that attitude. Oh dear, I’m becoming a random moose chick myself. Send help! Bye diary
August 6th Delegate Diary