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Saturday, November 1, 2014
BONUSPACK $1.1 80 kmh billion
THE TAKE-AWAYS THIS WEEK
KEEPSAKES
FASTFORWARD
Estimated speed of the sailfish, swordfish and the Marko shark.
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SEEN & OVERHEARD
Insults
Billy is the one person I know who could hear someone giving him the finger. MICKEY MANTLE
He called me a ‘rapist recluse’. I’m not a recluse. MIKE TYSON
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please cut along this line and keep
ENGLISH PHRASES Fine
I think you’re the biggest moron I’ve ever met in my life. And living round here, that’s really saying something.
IAN BEALE please cut along this line and keep
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JUST UNBELIEVABLE Amount of money Leonard Lauder donated to the Metropolitan Museum of Art in 2013.
Advice
Try not to have bosses if you can avoid them. Or have your manager deal with them.
PARIS HILTON
Never talk to strangers unless you know them really, really well. LOWELL MARTHER
If you are out on a ship during a thunderstorm, don’t sit under a tree.
SPIKE MILLIGAN
Business
I have a few business ideas. For a nominal fee, I provide a service where I will eat and describe pork to kosher people.
DAVID CROSS
Dell wants me to stand in a market flogging raincoats with ‘Dry clean only’ on the label. Puts the punters right off!
RODNEY TROTTER
What we are doing is in the interest of everybody, bar possibly the consumer. Aer LINGUS
Countries-general
What Iran needs now is a more modern leader - a mullah lite. SHAPPI KHORSANDI
I love the Australian flag: Britain at night. JERRY SEINFELD
Keep good relations with Grecians. GEORGE W. BUSH
Cut/run it/things fine To leave oneself with very little time to complete a task, reach a destination, etc. Captain Slasher, with a hired barouche and four black screws, all jibbing and pulling different ways - the barouche full of miscellaneous foot cornets in plainclothes (full of creases of course), dashes down East Street, and nearly scatters his cargo over the road, by cutting it fine between Squire Jorum’s carriage and post. Fine feathers Beautiful clothes: from the proverb fine feathers make fine birds. I was just thinking how tired she looked, plucked of all her fine feathers. The finer points The more detailed or complex aspects of something. Many economists experts in the finer points of judging small-time savings, or the effect of taxation in determining net resource costs, have only the haziest idea of costs. One finest hour One’s greatest achievement or moment of glory. And still that rich reflection’s boundless blaze wins, fixes, facinates the admiring gaze! And casts as it were, his crown from off his brow, to jewel earth and air thus richly now and is himself, in this finest hour. Fine words Eloquent sentiments and compliments, especially when regarded as inadequate without more substantial support. There had been no real affection either in his language or manners. Sights and fine words had been given in aboundance; but she could hardly devise any set of expressions, or fancy any tone of voice, less allied with real love. One fine day At some unspecified or random point in a course of events. One fine day after dinner, Mrs Percy proposed, that instead of sitting longer in the house, they should have their dessert of strawberries in some pleasant place in the lawn or wood. Not to put too fine a point on it To speak plainly or bluntly: with allusion to the tip of a weapon. Don’t be angry; but it was generally supposed that you were - in short, dead; and, not to put too fine a point upon it, the Princess is going to marry another Prince - a nice, wellbehaved young man - plays the flute, does worsted work, wears goloshes. Have/get something down to a fine art To refine one’s skill or ability in an activity by experience. (Rapinus) Come sit down. How long have you professed surgery? I never saw you practice it before. (Lucinda) I learnt it from a child. (Rapinus) Its a fine art and well, it does become a ladies hand, gentle to touch a wound.