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Editorial

Well, they found a place for the freshman, kind of

Up·until the last minute, this space was going to be used to address the issue of admissions for next year. Some on our staff had wondered where the administration intends to house the Class of 2004. Well, we now have part of the an'swer, and we can't say that we're really thrilled with it.

It is now known that several students will be living on the top floor of Grace Hall next year. The spaces that are currently the homes of several faculty offices will soon be the homes of several students.

On the one hand, the school will keep its original promise to the students who are supposed to get housing. Due to many different reasons, the new dorm won't be complete until next January, and that is if all goes well. So yeah, we can be thankful that the school has improvised and there will be spaces available.

But one cannot help but be cynical about the future. Is it realistic to assume that the Grace Hall situation is just to hold students over until the new dorm is complete? The idea of converting offices to dorms and then right back to offices seems kind of far-fetched.

Nothing here is unprecedented, and hell, Grace Hall was a residence hall not all that long ago. One just hopes that in the future, the school -will get to stick to its original plan and not have to improvise.

It's true that stuff happens; you can't prevent change. From now on, we'd probably all be better off if the students and faculty were active in Cabrini's decision making, rather than being forced to react with no other choice.

For Valentine's Day, the staff of Loquitur has compiled a list of what we believe to be the best pick-up lines on campus. We think they're sure to make any Cabrini guy's or girl's heart beat faster than Public Safety responding to a fire alarm.

1) Do you wanna go back to my room? I think my four roommates are sleeping?

2) Can I get you a drink? I've had a beer chilling in my backpack all night.

3) Baby, I'll set your fire alarm off faster than the ones in the t 5) I put the "Dix" in "Dixon." my peace pole?

16) I want you too, baby, but I need to get a pass from Paul Weaver first.

4) If 14) There aren't that many you're into beds on campus; I knew you'd end v eh i c u I a r up in mine eventually. sex, my car's only parked three miles away.

S)Do you 17) I fixed thirty holes in wanna see House 7, and you're next!

6) You know, I've heard that shepherd's pie is an aphrodisiac.

7) Do you wanna eat Wood?

8) You work in Campus ministry? Well, your Search stops here.

9) Do you want it "Used" or "Hardback?"

10) Do you want to start a French club?

11) I hope you don't have an 8:15.

12 )I put the "A-S-S" in "resident ASSistant."

13) Honey, I'll show you how a t 8) I've taken Harvey Lape's "Love" class.

19) Skip the Dixon Center today? Well, you'll be working out plenty tonight. And finally, the most impressive line you could ever throw anyone

20) I work for the Loquitur. We hope these pick-up lines prove helpful. Loquitur assumes no responsibility for any slappings, beatings, or all-out rejections received due to these lines. Ben, Janice, Nielsen, Tholey, Jess and Linsey are all members of the Loquitur editorial staff. Don't be surprised if all they lay out is the newspaper next Monday night.

OOPS!

•In Issue 13, we misspelled Tricia Arnold's name.

•We have two additions to last week's 89.1

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