BuriedIn the Baellpages

by Paul Williams

A sexy read·

reportedly worked his way around the ban by movassistant sports ~ditor ing bis business to North Carolina. Curtis' site includes a cartoon of a man, lowering his pants then urinating on a police officer's shoes.

PARIS• Five teenagers decided to make a statement by posing nude for the cover of their high school's student magazine called "Ravaillac." The issue dealt with sex, prostitution, homophobia and pom!)graphy. but some parents, teachers and students simply do not care what statement the kids were trying to make. Some believe that the students have disgraced the 200 year old prestigious French school. Many prominent people have attended the Henri-IV school in the past, including former President Georges Pompidou as a teacher. Though the students post;Jdnude, the magazine was published with bits of removable opaque tape stuck to the photo. The teenagers have sought legal advice for fear of the school board's actions. The magazine's production has since been suspended. News retrieved from www.bizzarenews.com

Urine: To sell or not to sell

WASHINGTON, D.C. - "Our government does not require those who sell alcohol to ask their customers if they intend to get drunk and drive, nor do they require those who sell bullets or guns to ask their customers if they intend to kill someone," was the defense used for a young man who wished to sell his urine over the Internet. Kenneth Curtis lost a Supreme Court appeal that asked for pennission to sell bis fluids, part of a business that caters to people who are trying to beat drug tests. Curtis