T~E MASTER OF HORROR: 'JASON X' RETURNS FOR 'SPACE INVASION

by Geri Lynn Utter

A & E editor

Close your eyes. Take a deep breath. Block everyone and everything else ~mt of sight and out of mind, except for the beating of your own heart (bum bum bum bum.)

It is the year 2455. You are a student explorer, taking flight through space, awaiting your travel destination-Old Earth. You are arriving on Old Earth, the place your ancestors once dwelled, to do scientific research on why the once vibrant planet was destroyed.

You discover that Old Earth was obliterated due to violent storms, toxic land masses and poisoned seas.

However, upon your arrival on Old Earth, you along with your peers find two frozen human photo retrieved from www.jasonx.com corpses. One corpse, appeared to be a youngbe·autiful woman, while the other looked like a large man wearing an eerie mask.

"Uber Jason· has a new sci-ti look in "JasonX, " the latest installment in the ~Friday the 13th" series. «JasonX" will land in theaters on April 26.

Unexpectedly, the hitech jell used to maintain the frozen bodies, began to melt at an extremely fast pace causing the bodies to thaw.

The student-explorers panicked and returned back to the space ·ship, unaware that an uninvited visitor was on boardJASON.

He is back and badder than ever. Just when you thought that Jason went to hell for good, in 1993, directors Jim Issac and Sean S. Cunningham bring the "old Jason" back to life. But, "old Jason" has been transformed into "Sci-fi" Jason with a shinier mask, bulging red-eyes and bigger biceps. Directors like to several sold out shoes at The Point, The Tin Angel, and he has even made appearances on Cabrini's own radio station, WYBF. Mcgowan will be playing on WYBF again, Friday, April 19th from 12 p.m. to 2 p.m.

Junior Katherine Dewey said, he has a "very soothing lyrical style and lyrics that sound like poetry." Mcgowan writes his music with the influences of artists such as Chris Whitley, The Beatles and Bob Dylan. When Mcgowan plays a set, he puts his soul into the music. Whether he's by himself or with the band he's been gigging with, Mcgowan knows how to rock the house.

For more info. on Mcgowan's music or to learn more about his upcoming shows visit www.mcgowanmusic.com.

You can also contact 89.l f.m., the Bum at 610-9028453 on Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday with questions or comments regarding Mcgowan or even to request a song.

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Presents the second annual refer to him as becoming Uber-fied or they call him the 'Uber Jason' Even cast members like Melyssa Ade, who plays Janessa, claims to be creepe.d out by Kane Hodder(Jason.)

Eventhough, Jason has a new, sci-fi look to him, do not undermine his killer tendencies.

According to directors, Jason is meaner than ever and shows no mercy. But, unlike previous "Friday the 13th" movies Jason gets his butt kicked by a femalerobot called KAY-EM 14.

Wjthout giving the ending away, "JASON X" will be released in theaters on Friday, April 26. For all you hardcore Jason fans_,do not worry. He is back and badder than ever.

* Information Source: wwwjasonx.com*

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The fun and enterainment doesn't end there

On the Tum-Tables the Bas-b #>egins: Friday, May 3rd at 9 p.m. f ndi: 1a.m.

Al>MISSIOW~ Cabrini students: $ 3 with school I.D.

Everyone else: $ 4

*Food and drinks wil also be provided by 89.1 fmTheBurn

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