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FRIDAY, JANUARY 19, 2007
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OUT AND ABOUT Events and happenings in and around New Orleans TODAY Rebirth Brass Band and Glasgow Howlin’ Wolf 907 S. Peters St., 10 p.m. The Trio with Johnny Vidacovich, George Porter Jr. and more Tipitina’s 501 Napoleon Ave., 10 p.m.
Papa Grows Funk Maple Leaf 8316 Oak St., 10 p.m. TUESDAY The Geraniums Circle Bar 1032 St. Charles Ave., 10 p.m. WEDNESDAY
Ellis Marsalis Trio Snug Harbor 626 Frenchmen St., 8 and 10 p.m. www.snugjazz.com SATURDAY Of Montreal with A Hawk And A Hacksaw Republic 828 S. Peters St., 9 p.m. www.republicnola.com Fay Wray with the Royal Family Carrollton Station 8140 Willow St., 10 p.m. www.carrolltonstation.com SUNDAY Incubus with Albert Hammond Jr. House of Blues 225 Decatur St., 8 p.m. www.hob.com
Khabukey Maple Leaf 8316 Oak St., 10 p.m. Irvin Mayfield’s New Orleans Jazz Orchestra Snug Harbor 626 Frenchmen St., 8 and 10 p.m. www.snugjazz.com THURSDAY Damien Youth Circle Bar 1032 St. Charles Ave., 10 p.m. Big Al Carson & the Blues Masters Funky Pirate 727 Bourbon St., 8:15 p.m. Appetite for Destruction Southport Hall 200 Monticello Ave., 10 p.m. www.newsouthport.com
MONDAY Hot Pot Spectacle Circle Bar 1032 St. Charles Ave., 10 p.m.
To submit an event, e-mail Carolyn Sierichs at cmsieric@loyno.edu.
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ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Yeah, so you didn’t win the Golden Globe for best supporting actress ... but you did win the award for most times having to take The Emerging Self. Tonight: Ladies is pimps, too. TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) The Saints win was great this weekend. What wasn’t great was you getting the snot beat out of you for mooning that Eagles fan. He broke your face. Tonight: Do your chain hang low? GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 22) Just because you bought a pair of $145 jeans doesn’t make you a jean connoisseur. If you think you’re taking Tim Gunn’s job, you’re wrong. Tim Gunn is a saint. Tonight: Now walk it out. CANCER (JUNE 23 - JULY 23) Do people ever get confused when you say, “I’m a Cancer” and think you’re saying “I have cancer?” I bet they look at you sadly, and then the conversation gets really awkward. Tonight: Gimme that.
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LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) Pork chop sandwiches! Man, they are good. But seriously, let’s try eating something else for a change. And p.s. — you’re Jewish, by the way. Focus. Tonight: Playa ... why you hatin’?
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VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) I think you might have OCD. For the last time, your family won’t die if you don’t turn the lights on and off five times before you leave a room. And stop cutting women’s hair off. Tonight: It’s hard out here for a pimp.
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