Twitterpated
Bangin’ wood all day long. #gotwood
WOODy @pecker69
Jane
@tittyblue78
Just called out my ex’s name in nest. #whatatit
just got dissed by an eagle. peck on someone your own size #smallwingproblems
Thomas @featherluvva11
This perch ain’t big enough for the two of us. #budge-up
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PeteY @budgiebrain
Bro just got laid. #partytime
brian @newchikondablok
Melvin
@bullfnch91
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really fancy that bird from friday night. #twitterpated
Melanie @hotchiquita88
All i want is a big strong cock #farmproblems
Lookin’ for a hot chick. #farmproblems
Robbie @bigboirooster
maud @wetfoot
I don’t even like bread. #depressiveduck
Got distracted by a wasp and my lunch ran away #fml
Carl
@eyeoftheeagle
Do i look like i give a hoot? #angrybirds
phillis
@wisetawny97
Penny @tweetsweet
having a staring competition with next door’s cat #yolo
just realised my poo is white. #whatdoesitmean
liam
@kernowking3
lenny
@nestluvva89
i think i’m coming down with something... # H5N1
monty
@downybelly88
Owl be seeing you later!
i had shredded tweet for my breakfast. #sweetlife
polly @xxprettypollyxx
malcolm
@bigmouth
All the chicks here are lame. Migrating to kavos for a bit. #easybirds
My brother just got shot by prince harry. #claimtofame
Greg @countrydweller1
Barry
@bazzthehawk
Just did a shit on a fashion student #lfw
suzie
@sexybirdie77
Thinking of getting my breast enlarged. #rampantrobin
so bored today, just swanning about. #roseberrypark
gwen @uglyducking22
House12
@richmondpark8
just ate some old berries, so drunk. #absolutelytwittered