COUCH GAMING SESH

Finally the season for oodies, pillow forts and big fluffy blankets has arrived. What better way to spend it than destroying your friends in games from the comfort of your own couch! As an epic gamer, I of course know the best games for such an occassion. Welcome to Ness’ fun multiplayer couch game picks!

If you think that monopoly is the ultimate friendship breaker, then you definitely haven’t played Ultimate Chicken Horse. The goal is to reach the flag on the other side of the map with your little animal friend. This should be a simple enough task...if every other player wasn’t actively trying to sabotage you by placing deadly obsticles on the route there.

ULtimate chicken horse

It’s just a silly game for you and your silly friends. Much like JackBox, you use your phones and your wit to play. Dub over foriegn movie clips, fill in silly prompts and bamboozle everyone into picking your answer over the real one. Fun to play in person, or over discord!

USE your words

Imagine tetris but the blocks have physics. Now imagine this gravity tetris game, but it’s a highly competitive race to the top. That’s Tricky Towers! Fun for all ages, and even funner to ruin your friend’s day by knocking over their delicately built towers with comedically large blocks, pianos and slippery ice blocks.

Tricky Towers Screen Cheat

Have you ever played with someone who is *definitely* not looking at your side of the split screen, but somehow always knows exactly where you are? Well here’s the game for them! All player models are invisible, and the only way to find anyone’s position is by looking at their screen. Hunt down and murder your friends with this high pressure, highly streesful game. Good luck keeping track of everyone!

Welp, what’s on the tin is what you get with this one. Genital. Jousting. Must I say more? Grow and shrink your little wanger, and wrestle all the other falices out of the ring. With multiplayer options to let you play as the balls or the tip, there’s a role for everyone. Now wiggle that willy until you win!