[by Kate Lambarth]
There's a new Lincoln Facebook page amongst us!
Go onto Facebook and like this page immediately! And when you hear something that may be a bit out of context, or just generally hilarious, be sure to message the admin for the page to get it posted up! Everything posted is anonymous so don't fret yourself about that! Here are some prime examples of what this page has to offer so far, and only to get better!
"If you have good shoes, you have a good life, I learnt that on Hannah Montana and it's actually true!"
"You know what never let's you down? Adidas." "What? Anal beads?"
"I don't win in anything, I just don't loose as bad." "I wish I was attracted to feet, then everyone with shoes on would be the equivalent to getting nudes but I wouldn't even have to ask."
"Are you really going to cut my toenails right now? With 2 days without showering?" "I got so drunk on Saturday, I texted all my exes from the last 10 years... like I talked to a guy from year 9."
"Must be hard to be weird."
"Your brain produced this chemical when your dead like dreaming." "How?" "I dunno oxytocin or some shit." "But you're dead?"
