Algebra Jokes

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Algebra Jokes Q: Why was the student afraid of the y-intercept? A: She thought she'd be stung by the b.

Q: Who invented algebra? A: A Clever X-pert.

Q: What do you call friends who love math? A: algebros

Q: What does Algebra and my dick have in common? A: They're both hard for you.

Q: Why wont Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? A: It's too cubed.

Q: What is the hidden math term? BOLA BOLA A: Parabolas (pair of bolas)

Q: What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom? A: The quadratic formal.

Q: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? A: Nothing! You know you can't cross a scalar and a vector.


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