Black Friday Jokes
What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common? They know what it's like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed!
Who profits the most on Black Friday? The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day.
Black Friday is a scam. You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year
Why did Michael Jackson go Black Friday shopping? He heard boys underwear was half off.
What was the horse looking for on Black Friday? A Macintosh.
How can you tell which one of your friends got a good Black Friday deal? Don't worry they'll let you know.
How do you know Arnold Schwarzenegger is waiting in line with you on Black Friday? He Jingles All The Way.
What flies faster than items off the rack on Black Friday? Credit card payment slips!