Classroom Jokes

Classroom Jokes

Classroom Jokes, show how witty and funny you are in your talks and impressing others in classroom.

Find these collections of funny classroom jokes and crack a joke even though your quota of jokes is finished. Classroom jokes in English are helpful for teachers to raise stude ts i terest a d ood fro the monotonous ways. Mix fun in your classrooms. -

It was oral examination in the standard two. The class teacher asked various questions to the students. “he asked To , Ca you tell e a a e of a a i al that starts with alpha et E ?

To

replied ELEPHANT

Tea her asked hi To

agai to a e a a i al that starts with alpha et T .

replied Two Elepha ts

Teacher asked him the same question.

To

replied Te Elepha ts

Annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alpha et M To

replied Mother Elepha t

The angry teacher repeated the same question.

Cool To

replied May e a elepha t

Teacher asked the students to tell the most common word used by students in a classroom.

Suddenly a student got up and said Ca t “ir !

Brilliant! You are right, the teacher said!

Johnny asked to Sam what they will do that night.

Sam said we will flip a coin

Then Johnny said If it comes head, we will go for movies. If tails, we will play cards, if it stands on edge, we will study !

Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.

John stand up and said Abraham Lincoln was born Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819 Then Sam suddenly stand up and said Abraham Lincoln was ten years old !

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why? Joh

y: We a see the su all the ti e, ut a t see Afri a.

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