Funny Jokes in Hindi

Funny Jokes Here is the collection of Funny Jokes :

Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha Khudkushi Paap hai Zulm hai Gunah hai Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko Goli maarle! __________________________________________ girls do have brains........ . . one girl messages me saying 'aapke posts bade achche hote hai mujhe bahot pasand aate hai . me:to aap usse like nai krti?kyu?? . ladki:karti toh hu....

1 baar nahi balki 2 baar like kartihu!..!..!...

. . ab batao dimaag ki baat ... __________________________________________

Do you know why Ranbir & Deepika broke up?

They thought if Abhishek & Aishwarya are called ABHIASH, Saif & Kareena are called SAIFEENA, then what would they be called??? RANDEE =)) __________________________________________ People Nowadays = Oh its my mom's B'day today.Yes she is in the room next to mine. But no, better wish her on facebook so the world knows how much I loveher. __________________________________________ Mohabbat Bhi Sarkari Naukri Hy

Kambakht ___ Milti Hii Nahi ‌ __________________________________________ Classical Insult..

Ek Ladka Scooty Par Ja Raha Tha..

Scooty Ka Tyre Bhains K Gobar K Beech Mein Se Guzer Gya, Qareeb Kuch Ladkiya Khadi Thi. Unho Ney Taliyan Baja K Kaha:"Happy Birthday To U" . . .

Ladka Ruka Or Bola: "Wish Karney Se Kaam Nahi Chaley Ga" . .

"Cake To Khana Hi Padega" __________________________________________

Boy-muje pyar krti ho to kal white suit pahan k aana .

Ladki black pahan k aayi .

Boy:tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya ki tu muje andar se pyar krti h:-);-) __________________________________________ Manager- Sir, bill me waiter ke paise include nahi kiye gye hain.

Customer- Par maine waiter to khaya hi nhi __________________________________________ Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai?

Student: Aap mast item haiye hamari soch hai, Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka weham hai. __________________________________________ Apni Girl-friend Ke Sath Date Pe Ho, .

Par Chahte Ho Ki Khaane Peene Mein Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho To UsSe Puchho . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . “Kya Khaayegi Moti.. ?? .

Thodi Si Gaaliyan Milengi Par Kasam Se Paise Zaroor Bach Jayenge...: __________________________________________

Conversation on Whatsapp Boy- Call me shona Girl- my shona Boy- Call me sweetheart Girl- Sweetheart Boy- Call me honey Girl- honey . . . . . .

Boy- Abe dhakkan mere phone pecall kar.. balance nai he mere me Girl- Oh, ok ok Moral- batane ki jarurat nai h hame pta h ladkiya kesi hoti he: thoko like. :p :P