Jokes/SMS in Hindi Train me 1 chhore ne T.T.E. (Ticket Checker) Se kaha "Mujhe subah 4 baje patiala utha dijiyega, agar main na jagu to zabardasti utaar dijiyega. Muje subah interview dena hai." . . Subah 8 baje chhora jaga to patiala nikal gaya tha ! . . Chhora TTE ko gaaliyaan dene lga.! upset . Logo ne TTE se kaha ke wo apko gaaliyaan de raha hai aur aap chup-chap sun rahe hai.!! . . . . TTE - Main ye soch raha hu ki Subah jisko maine zabardasti patiyala me utaar diya hai Woh kitni gaaliyaan de raha hoga. ________________________
1 Ko girlfriend Naraz Thi, 2 Ko shadi ke liye tayar Thi, 3 Ko Yaaro Baarat Thi, 4 Ko Mast Suhagraat Thi 5 Ko Pyar Ki Barsaat Thi. Aankh khuli to pata chala sapno ki kali raat Thi. ________________________
A droid’s ersio s are named as-
Cupcake, Donut, Éclair, Froyo (frozen yogurt), Gingerbread, Honeycomb, Ice Cream Sandwich, Jelly Bean, KitKat Lollipop Next: ?? GulabJamun»rasgulla»rasbhari ________________________
Apple iPhone 6 launched in India at Rs. 53,500.00 mene papa ko kaha papa mughe iPhone 6 chiye. Papa ne kaha- beta etne me to 1 bike+5 months ka petrol aa jayega Mene moka pe choka mara - accha papa to wahe khrid do Papa Shocked but me Rock........ ________________________
Marketing Company ka call "Hii I'm Mohit from Kolkata" Me- to main kya karu ? "Hi I'm Aakas from Pune" Me- to main kya karu ? "Hii I'm Riya from Delhi" Me- Hiiiiiiiiiii Riya. ________________________
Santa fouj me bharti hua 2 din bad jung suru ho gai santa ki topi per goli lagi santa ne hathiyar phenk kar bola aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi he. ________________________
Pappu : Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai. Math Teacher : To Main Kya Karu? Toilet Chala Jaa. Pappu : Up Galat Samajhra Sir, Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai. ________________________
** Attention ** ** Attention ** please..."Lifebuoy"Se Mat Nahaya karo, . . Suna hai Ye "keedo" ko Maarta Hai.. . . OR hum "Apko"KHONA Nahi Chahte. ________________________
Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta hue ja raha tha ki aisi zindagi se toh maut aachi. A ha ak Ya raj aa gaya aur ola Tu hari jaa le e ka huk Aadmi : Lo batao, aab insaan jokes bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya? ________________________
hai
Ho to redu e eight…?? . First turn your head to the right and then to the left. . .. ... .... ..... Repeat this one whenever you have given something to eat! ________________________
A father was teaching the spelli g of ord A““A““INATION to his child.
. He says: ek Gadha(ASS), uspar ek aur Gadha(ASS) jispar Mein(I), aur mujh par sara Desh(Nation) ________________________
Ab har msgs hamari diffrent hogi, dil ki aawaz dil tak send hogi, muddat ho gya kisi hasi ka didar kiye, aur log sochte hai jane hamari kitni girlfrnds hogi ________________________
Kitne Tohfe Deti Hai. Ye Mohabbat . Bewafai Alag Judai Alag Tanhai Alag Or Mummy Se Pitai Alag. '(',')'
Mummy Aram Se Maro . . Aashiq Hon Rajnikant Nai...! ________________________
Santa dialled a phone number. A computerizd female voice said, "apke paas paryapt balance nahi hai - Kipaya appna mobile rechage kare". Santa: bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kaafi hai!
Source : Jokes in Hindi