Latest Funny Jokes SMS Pata nhi kyu log meri itni respect krte h
main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h bilkul aapki tarah. MY CRAZY FANS.
Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya? funny sms in hindi Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya, Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu, Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu. //(News/Politics Clean sms)
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Purana
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Taza
Basi
Tuta futa
SABHI Prakar k SMS Sweekar kiye Jate h KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE Note: Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi hai.
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain, Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain, Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse, Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate hai
"If som1 throws a stone at u,throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI. ..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-) YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN..
Awesome answer given by a gf when her bf askd her for a kiss. . . .
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Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident
Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity. . . Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai. . PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS..
Scroll down if u love me, . . I just knew it. Bloody Lesbian!! Love you too.
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai, Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am
1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua, to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli: kitna pyara bacha hai ? sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola Aur hai b Bilkul taaza
Source : Jokes SMS