Latest SMS Jokes New way of writting answers in exams. If you do ’t k ow the a swe , then put lines like this : |||||||||| and write below : Scratch here for ANSWERS __________________________________________
1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school, saw a ouple kissi g o the oad‌ He suddenly shouted and said look mom they are fighting for CHEWING GUM. __________________________________________
Height of Shame.
At bus stop a girl was standing with her face covered. A man on bike stops and says Chalna hai kya? Girl replies : Papa mein hoon. __________________________________________
Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya? Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas hoti to mehfooz rehti kya? __________________________________________
Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di Banta : Kyun? Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha KAMINE film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi BLUE film dekhoge __________________________________________
Girls of 1995– Agar tum mil jao zamana chor denge hum Girls of 2012– Agra tum mil jao purana chor denge hum! __________________________________________
Husband and Wife had a Fight. Wife called Mom : He fought with me again, I am coming to you. Mom : No beta, he must pay for his mistake, I am comming to stay with U! __________________________________________
Modern Majnu– Mei tu ha e ish
e a aad ho gai, lut gayi,
Modern Laila– To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank managar ban gaya __________________________________________
“a ta fou d iga ette i daughte ’s oo
Ohh God! She smokes?
Then she found wine, O God! She drinks? Then he saw boy, Thank God@ To ye sab ess boy ka hai __________________________________________
Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega Salesman : Pata nahi Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai. Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!! __________________________________________
Stadium Indian Pakistan cricket match chal raha tha 1 Gorgeous ladki ne hoto par India ke tirange ka tattoo laga rakha tha Ek ladka aaya aur hoto par kiss kar gaya aur bola, I LOVE MY INDIA __________________________________________
Har gum ko pala nai jata, Kanch ki chizo ko uchala nai jata, Kuch karna hi to mehnat karo yaro,
e i du iya ushwa ho gayi…
Har baat ko All is WELL bolke tala nahi jata! __________________________________________
Santa Banta se bola Bhai aaj to chay peene ka maza aa gaya. Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh me muh na mara hota to aur bhi maza aata!!! __________________________________________
Doctor ne udaas hokar kaha- Aapki Biwi ab sirf do dino ki mehman hai. I’
so so y…
Santa: Isme sorry ki koi baat hai Dr. Saab. Nikaal lenge ye do din bhi jaise-taise… Aage to moaj masti me jeena hai..Jeevan ras peena.. hai __________________________________________
Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai, Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai, Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun, Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai.....latest jobs salary jokes __________________________________________
Mom: Sofa letne ke liye nahi hota baithne ke liye hota hai Son: Ha toh Chappal bhi maarne k liye nahi pehen ne ke liye hoti hai.. Ek chappl aur padi.. Source : Hindi Jokes