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Confused Marriage Effect Dr-Tùm Pägäl käìsè Hùè?

Pägäl-Mäìnè 1 Vìdhvä Sè Shädì Kì Uskì Jäwän Bètì Sè Mèrè Bääp Nè Shädì kì Aìsè Wö Mèrì Bètì Mèrì Mää Bän Gäýì Un Kè Ghär Bètì Hùì Tö Wö Mèrì Bèhän Hùì Mägär Mäìn Uskì Nänì Kä Pätì Thä Is Lìýè Mäìn Uskä Nänä Or Wö Mèrì Näwäsì Bän Gäì.

Isì Täräh Mèrä Bètä Apnì Dädì Kä Bhäì Bän Gäýä Or Mäìn Apnè Bètè Kä Bhänjä Or Mèrä Bäp Mèrä Dämäd Bän Gäýä Or Mèrä Bètä Apnè Dädä Kä Sälä Bän Gäýä Or Dr.-Abè Chùp Kär Sälè Mùjhè Bhì Pägäl Kärègä kýä.?

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Marriage Life Reflected : ..

A second hand car was being auctioned.. ..

20 lac.. ..

25 lac.. ..

30 lac.. ..

1 on looker was surprised at such high voltage auction for an old car.. ..

He examined the car closely and found nothing of interest or value.. ..

Shocked - He then asked one bidder : ..

What is so great in this KHATARA car that you people are bidding so high..?? .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

Bidder replied : This car has been involved in 10 accidents and in each accident only wife has died..!! .. ..

This on looker shouted : 40 lac..

Facebook Fever A boy's fb status : ..

M online during class..

Hahaha.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

Comment from his teacher pops in :

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Beta test me 0 mila h..

Aake dekhega ya tag karu..

__________________________________________________________________ SARDAR JOKES Boss: Where were you born?

Sardar: India ..

Boss: which part?

Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India . ___________________________________________________________________ 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. ___________________________________________________________________ Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. ___________________________________________________________________ Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

___________________________________________________________________ At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? ___________________________________________________________________ Sardar: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! ' ___________________________________________________________________ Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Sardar: An old king's skeleton.

Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?

Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

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