Pathan Jokes in Hindi Yaar Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do. Wife: Mein nahi bana rahi. Pathan Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga. __________________________________________
Pathan Ka Challange Pathan ny challange kiya k Woh minar-e-pakistan ko apne sar par utha kar peshawar ja sakta hai. Hazaron log ikthay ho gaye... Pathan bola: bus isey utha kar mere sar par rakho tum...!! __________________________________________
Khwab Pathan ne oxford universty mein 1st Rank Me Aaya. News channel walu ne pucha.. Ab Aaghe Kya Karoge ? Pathan : bachpan se ek khwab Dekha Hai apna tandoor Center kholu ga...
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Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain 1) Bachpan me Dono bhi Khubsurat The. 2) Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote hn 3) Bare ho kr Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte hai. __________________________________________
To Main Batata.. Ek Kutta pathan k piche laggaya Pathan Gussey me Bolta howa bhaga Khocha agar tere Bap ka Hakumat nahi hota to tujhe Batata??? __________________________________________
Akele Boy : Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy Pathan : pta Nai Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye Moral: pathano ko marne k bad B akal nae ati __________________________________________
Pathan Ka Pyar Pathan (in romantic mood) :Tum meri zindgi ho!! Wife : aur kaho achcha lag raha hai!!
Pathan : aur LANAT hai aisi zindagi pe!!!!!
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Baap Ka Naam ''Google Khan'' Teacher: tumhare baap ka kia naam ha?? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: ye kia naam hoa bhla!! Pathan: ham jahan marzi hon wo mujhe dhond leta ha.... __________________________________________
Eid mubarak Pathan ko gali me para 100 ka note mila, Jis pe likha tha ͞EiD MUBARAK͟ Pathan ne chup k se note jeib me rakhte huye kaha ͞KHER MUBARAK. __________________________________________
Kangal Pathan ek Pathan kangal ho gya to us ny apni Bivi se kaha bachon ko un k nanky bhej do AuR tum apni ammi k ghar chali jao
Mera Allah malik Main apny susral chala jata ho __________________________________________ Source : Jokes in Hindi