Santa Banta Adult Jokes Sexual Survey A man was going door-to-door doing a sexual survey in Santa's neighbourhood.
"How often a week do you sleep with your wife?" asked the inquirer.
"Eight times in a month," Santa said proudly without hesitation.
"That is twice more often than your neighbour Banta," the inquirer said, writing.
"That makes sense," Santa said, "after all, she's MY wife."
Vasectomy Procedure Santa goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.
Before the procedure, a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.
When he is fully undressed, she instructs him to lie down on the table. Santa obeys. The nurse Luvleen then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.
Upon the completion of the act, Santa catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he