Santa Banta Jokes
“a ta roti ka ek ite khud kha raha tha aur ek paas aithi Banta: Ye kya kar raha hai? Santa- Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu. ___________________________________ Sir: Define Energy? Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas. Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo. Santa: a d this is alled E erg …… ___________________________________
Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway station drop karne gaya tha. Banta: To? Santa: Khushi ke mare, Train ke engine ko choom liya !!! ___________________________________
Santa: Aap mujhe sanskrit seekha do, Pandit: kyun? Santa: Devtaao ki bhasha hai, Swarg mein jaroorat padegi Pandit: Agar nark gaye to?
urgi ko khila raha tha…
Santa: Punjabi to aati hi hai… ___________________________________
Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye Santa: Chal Suicide kar le Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ?? Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega? ___________________________________
“a ta U derwear khareed e ga a… Dukandar ne use 300 Rs ki mast underwear dikhayi. Price sunkar Santa bola: Yaar roj pehenne wala dikhao, Party wear nahin chahiye ___________________________________
Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi Santa tadap tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki.. . . . Use yaad aaya Ki Bijlee to 2 ghante se band hai, Wapas uth gaya aur bola: Saala, Dara diya! ___________________________________
Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai. Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya. Teacher- wo bag kisne feka? Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau!! ___________________________________
Tea her “a ta se: E plai Dahi i E glish Santa: Milk sleeping in the night, and sawere sawere tight!! ___________________________________
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? “a ta replied: Mai u ta ahi hai ji, tai u hai ta lipat ja…! ___________________________________ Source : Hindi Jokes