Santa Banta Jokes
“a ta roti ka ek ite khud kha raha tha aur ek paas aithi Banta: Ye kya kar raha hai? Santa- Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu. ___________________________________ Sir: Define Energy? Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas. Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo. Santa: a d this is alled E erg …… ___________________________________
Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway station drop karne gaya tha. Banta: To? Santa: Khushi ke mare, Train ke engine ko choom liya !!! ___________________________________
Santa: Aap mujhe sanskrit seekha do, Pandit: kyun? Santa: Devtaao ki bhasha hai, Swarg mein jaroorat padegi Pandit: Agar nark gaye to?
urgi ko khila raha tha…