Santa Banta Jokes
Santa Nadi Ch Digg Peya
Santa Ik Wari Nadi Ch Digg Peya Te Oh Paani Ch Dubban Lagda Ae, Fer Oh HadBadanda Te Dubda-Dubda Hoya Ik Machi Nu Fad K Bahr Sutt Dinda Ae Te Kehnda Ke Saliye Main Te Marna Ee Ae Chal Tu Te Apni Jaan Bcha Lai… ___________________________________
Are You Relaxing?
SANTA Ek Bar Beach Par Gaya To Lok Us Se Push Ne Lage Ki, ARE YOU RELAXING? Aur SANTA Bola Ki NO I AM SANTA. To SANTE Ne Dekha Ki Ek Admi Ro Raha Tha To SANTE Ne Kaha Ki, ARE YOU RELAXING? Aur Admi Ne Kaha Ki YES, I AM RELAXING To SANTE Ne Jor Se Uske Gaal Par Thappad Mareya? Aur Admi Ne Kaha Ki WHY ARE YOU SLAPING ME? Aur Santa Ne Kaha Ki Sari Beach Par Lok Tujhe Dund Rehe He Aur Tu Yaha Betha Hai? ___________________________________
Nain-Matakka
Custmer: Teri Majh Di 1 Akh Ta Khrab Hai, Fer V Tu Isde 25 Hzar Rupye Mang Reha Hai. Santa: Tenu Majh Dudh Peen Layi Chahidi Hai Ya Nain-Matakka Karn Layi… ___________________________________
Kinne Vaar Phone Milaya
Santa: Main Kal Tainu Kinne Vaar Phone Milaya, Par Tu Kyu Nai Chakkeya? Banta: Kyun Chakku Phone? Kal Main Jehda RS. 30/- Deke Gana La aya Hai Oh Ki Tera Peyo “unega… ___________________________________
No More
Ik Navi Jehi Bus Vich College Di Sari Kudiyan Chad Gayi, Te Bus Full Ho Gayi…
Conductor: No More, No More Please. Santa: Sala, Morniya, Morniya Chadha Layiyan Te Hun Sadi Vaari Kehenda No More, No More. ___________________________________
Wife Ne Kurti Kaddi
Wife Ne Kurti Kaddi, Fer Madhosh Nazran Naal Sante Vall Dekhde Hoye Apni Salwar Laahndi Hoyi Kehan Laggi, Pata Hai Na, Ajj Ki Karna Hai? “anta: “aali, Main Ajj Raat Nu Kapde Nahi Dho anga… Source : Santa Banta Jokes