Santa Banta Jokes Jaj: Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai. Santa : Par Janab Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise _________________________________________
Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.' _________________________________________
Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai _________________________________________
santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala _________________________________________
santa=mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya banta=fir kya kiya? santa=maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.
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Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna. _________________________________________
Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya. Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai.... _________________________________________
santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao banta:kyo? santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai Source : Santa Banta Jokes