Very Funny Jokes in Hindi
Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: "Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye." Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun? Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Bhongasing ek ped per chadh Gaye. Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aaye? Bhongasing: Apple khane. Monkey: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Bhongasing: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hun. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Saas (bahu se): Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathhar nahi nikal sakti kya. Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathhar bhi nahi chaba sakti ? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Raja Pervaiz Ashraf: Yaar mujhey Mother's Day pe koi Message nhi aaya? Secretary: Sir, Pakistan me jub Light jati hai, Log aap ki Maa ko hi yaad kertey hain!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Desi Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun. Kirayedar: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali, Holi aur Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Lalu ji ek mahina obama ke pas se engish ki training lekar vaps aaye