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most of the night telling her a all the other girls he fancies. ln fact, I've got my own toxic Sometimes I think he's the boy me. We can spend hours talking about how we're going to go on road trip across the States or
They're poisonous, harmful and downri$ht letlial, rbckons J17's Sarra. So Set wise to 'em and avoid them like the pla$ue'.. o Toxic boys refuse to commit. We're not talking about marriage or buying a house together, iust a firm date next Saturday night. Because they're always hoping that a better girl will come along.
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somethinEl I've realised: boys are toxic. Any type of lad can be toxic - Cleeky onest smirky ones, footie ones, snake-hipped ones with dreamy eyes and soft smiles... And the worst thin( is that the more toxic the boy, the deeper the crush you get on him.
What makes a boy toxic? Regular readers will probably be aware of the way we )17 gils bang on about something called boy disease. Boy disease is what toxic boys suffer from. Y'know, those little mind giames they don't want you to know about. The tricks they play with your heart that makes you so smitten. Depending on the toxicity of the boy you're dallying with, the more severe the symptoms. Here are the main ones to watch out for:
o foxic boys prey on youl weaknesses. They know full well you go red every time you see 'em because you have a planet-sized crush on them, but they won't tactfully ignore that fashionbackward flush on your face. lnstead they'll smirk knowingly and murmur, "Oooh look, you're blushing. Am I embarrassing you or something?"
o foxic boys make you wait. They know you fancy them. And even though they don't let on, they fancy you too. But instead of doing something about it, they blow hot and cold. One minute
o Toxic boys have a toxic radar. This enables them to appearjust when you're up to something embarrassing, like having a hissyfit at your mum in the middle of the high street. Then they'll wink at you and smile knowingly.
o Toxic boys can arch one eyebrow. And they use this ability to devastating effect.
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All my girl pals have tangled with toxic boys. There's my friend Cristina, who's dynamic and clever and drop-dead gorgeous, but spends far too much time angsting about a lad who tells her he loves her and wants to go out with her, but most of the time his mobile's switched off and he won't return her calls. Then there's Alice, who's
"When you're with,a to_x[c boy yori always $et a sick feellnâ‚Ź of excitCment" they're snogging you breathless (toxic boys are always really good snogs - it's all part of their diabolical masterplan), the next
gone into deep mourning because her toxic boy, Ben, always arranges to meet her and then turns up with his gang of toxic boys and spends
move to Las Vegas. l'm like, wow, I've finally found someone can connect with. Then there the other times when he spen hours banging on about his problems and how he has no money. "Hey, Sarra, that girl there has been eyeing me uP the last hour. D'you think l'm in with a chance?" ln the end, I stomp off in a foul mood he didn't even offer to walk me the bus stop or notice how splendid my new hairdo was. I vow to be strong - after all, I'm a kickass chica who takes prisoners - and refuse to call hi I sooo don't call him for weeks weeks and then the phone
It's my toxic boy telling me how much he's missed me and that he doesn't see me soon he's gonna die. And I forget all my doubt and anger and go off to meet him. I know, I know. I can be such a saphead sometimes. But non-toxic boys. don't do it for me. l'd rather an evening pulling out my leg with a pair of tweezers than some quality time with a wellmannered yet ultimately dull boy who refuses point-blank to mess with my mind.
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are. Some boys Iive football but toxic boys prefer n: games. OK, there could be reasons why they've chosen the toxic path. lt could be down to their genes, it could be heck, it could even be becausâ‚Ź there wasn't much on telly! They
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Addicted to never knowing what stunt he's going to pull next. And you could go into romance rehab but you just don't want to. We are independent, strongminded glirls, but toxic boys seem to be able to wriegle through our
defence systems. lt's almost as if they secrete a weirdy chemical that makes us lose all control of our cognitive thought processes. And because toxic boys are always the boys with the most cake and the most friends and the most girls hanging onto their every murmur, it's impossible not to be flattered when they decide they're going to spend some time with you. And, quite franklY, sometimes we get fed-up with being strong-minded and sensible, and a few hours with a toxic boY makes us feel like the kinda girl our'rents warn us about.
ls there a cute for toxic boY? Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but there is no known cure. You can hope that a toxic boy will eventually grow out of it, but the sad truth is he won't.
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Basically, if the toxic boy was the kind of boy who spilled, he'd tell you he practised his poisonous charm because it's fun, it gets results and it means he's never bored. Like, in his head, he reckons if it ain't broken, then why the hell do you need to fix it? But he'd be lying. Because the real reason for the existence of the toxic boy is all to do with You and me. Toxic boys do it because they know us girls find the whole toxic-boy thang irresistible. And before you start to feel flattered, remember that being toxic requires very little effort on his part - it's something that comes completelY naturally to him and it saves him
"A few hours with a toxic boy makes us feel like the kinda girl our'rents warn us about" having to come up with any real social skills to impress the laydeez. Toxic boys are a heady mixture of danger and drama, probably because they're completelY impossible to pin down.
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When you're with a toxic boy, you always get a sick feeling of excitement in the pit of your stomach. You know you're doing something that could get you grounded, but the thrill of doing it outweighs any punishment
you're gonna get. Even though you know the toxic boy will break your heart into pieces just for the sheer hell of it, you stop listening to the voice of reason inside your head while he's at your side giving you sultry looks or soulful kisses. And when you're not with toxic boy, you feel just plain sick 'cause he hasn't rung or the last time you saw him he was acting all weird with you. ln the end, you become addicted to the toxic-boy thrill. To the "will he?/won't he? call" angst.
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You could try beating the lethal boychik at his own game by becoming a toxic girl. But wait a second - become the kind of girl
who doesn't commit and isn't possessive? Well, a toxic boy won't be interested in you because it takes all the fun out of his love-life. And if you try your toxic girl thang on a not-very toxic boy, you'll just end up making his life miserable. At least knowledge is power. And the toxic boy can be isolated and rendered less harmful if you let him know that you're onto all his devious little ways. The only problem then is that he suddenlY stops being all the things that attracted you to him in the first place. But at least that way You keep some self respect in all of this. And discover a bit about yourself in the process. @ :,.
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You might think Trent is just a harmless slacker crush for our'toon girl-hero, Daria. But let's examine the evidence. He never commits to anything that interferes with his nap schedule, he made Daria get
her navel pierced by arching one eyebrow and he always shows up when Daria's at her most vulnerable. Yup, he's toxic alright.
Jordan Gatalano
My So-Called Llfe's king of the toxic boys. Jordan was happy to snog Angela's face off in the boiler-room, but holding her hand in school? Quite another thing. Plus he was really good at acting like he couldn't care less and was always talking about his car, his crappy band and how going out with Angela would do his head in. Hmmm, smells like toxic boy to us.
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Leonardo DiGaprio Always hangs with a posse of mates - check. ConstantlY
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but she admits the past couple of years have been hard. "Things are slowly getting easter now Ben is growing up a bit," she says. "But I've got no regrets because he is such a wonderful baby."
PROM KIttER METISSA DRBGER WAS 18 WHEN SHE WAS ACCUSED OF I$ttING HER NETIU.BORN BABY AT
trial ended on 29 October, ller I t1998.
Melissa, now 20, faces 15 years in prison after a New Jersey court found her guilty of strangling her baby, cutting the umbilical cord and then leaving the body in a bin. She was originally charged with
HER HIGH.SCHOOT PROM IN THE US, IIIEN PARIYIilG THE NIG}IT ][TJ"T]:ii::[Tf,:1;5' preaded euirtyto a resser charee AI,UAY. WE FEAIURED llER J17'S N0VEMBER 1997 IS$UE... fiffi'"X'-X':1':;::J:[:T:",
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hen we ran the True Love Waits story, it stirred up so much -::rest from J-17 readers that -:rbership leapt from 8,000 to -: 000. "The reaction was great," :.,_,s Jon Bicknell, who runs TLW, ,',e had hundreds of letters from
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Of A Crush Frcnch Kfss book was rYicked! lt's the best book I've read in a long time and ! couldn't Put it down, I'm an art and drama student myself, and the storY was almost identieal to mY own life. I want Sarra to know she's a very talented lass. Please please please write another Crush book soon I don't know if I can survive very long without one. Laura, Bath We've had a massive response to the book, and we're glad You liked it, Laura. We'll pass Your appreciation on to 'Crush' scribe The Manning, who is currently in 6 some discomfort what with all o c that arm-twisting we've been ! doing to convince her to write a follow-up. She's red-raw.
Okey-dokey, sailor. We can only
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I've just been to Phi Phi lslands in Thailand where Leo fllmed The Beach. I stayed in the same hotel he was in iust a weekbefore! ImaEline, I may have sat in the same
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same Ellass even slept in the same bed as him! Nina, Argentina We've a similar story. We're big
Natalie lmbruglia fans and were very excited to sit in the same chair, drink from the same glass and sleep in the same bed as her. Until she slapped that injunction on us. Cop-tastic!
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sitting by the piddly college fountain with Shona when Dylan sauntered over to us. "God, Edie," Shona muttered when she caught sight of Dylan.
"*%@t otfl" snarled Dylan, not bothering to turn round. It was lvartyn the photo tutor and I was suspended for the afternoon. As I was leaving college, Dylan caught up with me. "Soooo, are we going back to yours?" he Purred. "l'm in enough trouble," snapped. "You know my'rents don't trust us to be alone." lt was true. Dylan was banned from my room unless the door was open. "Oh, c'mon Edie," hesaid, nudging me. "l don't wanna go home and Martyn told me to get out of his sigiht for the rest of the day." I
..IWHAT THE HELL YOUR W'{II PROBLEM?' I SHOWED. 'S AREN'TYOU TALKING TO ME'"' "You're not planning to go off and snog agaln? You look like You've had collagen lip implants as it is." "Shhh!" I whispered. "You make me feel like I'm just a snog object." She arched an eyebrow. "Oh, I'm sorry, I must be confusin6! you with someone else." Then Dylan was there. "Which hand?" he drawled, putting his arms behind his back. My heart leapt. Had he bought me a present? "The left?" "That was the right answer," he said, swinging a key in front of me. I looked blank. "lt's the key to the darkroom. You coming?" "Who said romance was dead?" I heard Shona mutter as I followed Dylan into the art block. I meant to tell Dylan some stuff, but once we got in the darkroom I forgot. We were wedged up against the enlarger and his lips were causing havoc wherever they went, when suddenly the door opened.
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"l need to talk to you anyway." "Sounds ominous," he grunted. to my house in silence. lt was like Dylan had forgotten how to speak to me! "What the hell is your problem?" I shouted at him the minute we got in. "Why aren't you talking to me?" "l am!" he protested. "You're the one who's not talking to me." "You're treating me like a... a... snog object," I said furiously. Dylan snorted. "Like, you don't treat me that way too." I shrugged. "Dylan, I don't reallY know anything about you..." For a moment I didn't think he was going to speak. But then he was pouring out all this stuff about how his dad walked out five years ago, how he wanted to leave home but his mum was really unstable, how she'd pick fights but get hysterical every time he packed his bags. lt was obvious he was really We walked
upset about it'cause once he'd started talking he couldn't stop. "l guess I love her'cause she's my mother," he said finally. "But a large part of me hates her too.'' I didn't know what to say so ljus-. hugged him - and whaddya know'? Two minutes later we were rolling about on my bed. lt was when we landed on the floor with a thud that Mum came charging up the stairs and banished Dylan from the house. lt was all I could oo to stop her from grounding me.
1A Apfil I needed some girl-to-girl bonding so I went round to Shona's. "so, are you going to have a go at me now for not telling you about Dylan's dysf unctional family?" she asked belligerently. "No, I wouldn't expect you to betray Dylan's confidence," I saic. "Sorry," she muttered. "But, you know, sometimes it's hard being stuck in the middle of you two." By the time I got home, it was really late and the 'rents were fuming. They were waiting for me to get back before going to my gran's for a couple of days, and they said Dylan had rung about five times. I managed to persuac: them that I hadn't seen Dylan all day and they left. Time for some pizza and Family Fortunes.
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I GAN'T SETTLE AT MY SCHOOL
There are only six firls in mY classn includin$ me, and the rest are boys. The glirls are very friendly to me, but also act as if they don't reallY want to Bet to know me anY better, So I feel teally isolated' but
since it's not affectingl mY schoolwork I'm not allowed to change classes. I'm so depressed. Gan you tell me
if this situation will Cet any better? Thanks Sam' Anon, born 3/6/85 I sympathise with you - being Part of a small minority can't be easY. I sense there's no resentment of you by the other girls, so there's no deep-seated problem. lt's just that they are quite settled in their little group and don't quite realise how lonely you're feeling. Why don't you invite them round to your house after school one daY
I recently had a dream where the man I fancy (who is several years older than me) was a swimmin$ instructor. He was very serious and shoutin$ at the class. My mate and I took ages to get in the pool and it was icy cold when we did' That's when I woke uP. ! reallY fancy this mann but I know he's anxious about the difference in our ages. Can you see a future for us? He was born on L6/2/75. Love-smitten Ca p ti co rn, botn 5/l/8O at 8pm I don't think a five-year age gap is the end of the world. The real issue here is that, for some reason, he sees you as a pupil and you see this man as an authoritY figure, l ve done a reading on this situation based on both Your birth dates. I have to tell You that I don't believe this guy is actuallY free - in fact, he's in a long-term relationship and may even get married in a couple of Years. So if I were you, l'd look elsewhere. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the omens for the future of this relationship don't look good.
SUPERMARKETSPOOK Recently I was in Tesco and it was very quiet, As I walked down the aisle, a mistY white figlure passed in front of me' It made me really iumP and when I looked around there was nobody there, What do You think it was? l'm so Puzzled. lH, born 4/8/86 68 )17
Any large public space that You normally associate with crowds is creepy when it's suddenlY emPtY. Supermarkets are no excePtion. There may be natural explanations for what you saw - we all get a chill as we pass down the aisles holding the frozen goods, and many supermarket staff have white coats - but l'm not so sure" From my rune stones I sense that you did actually have some kind of supernatural encounter. Nothing alarming - in fact, a rathe benevolent spirit - but still a little startling. lt's clearly had no illeffects on you, so I should just
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BOOKS ARE SOOOO IAST YEAR. WEVE SEEN THE FUTURE AND IT'S FAN FICflON... Fan flctlon is one of the blgfiest c]azes on the Net. Around the world, thousands of entertalnment iunkles are fed up waitinEi for another series of Dawsonb Creek ot Frlends or South Park, and have started wrltlnd episodes that they'd llke to see. fhis is extremely cool. 'Gause lf you thlnk about it, watchlngl the box ls a passive
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