The Mudeford Mag | September 2021

The M Muuddefforrd Mag

6. Puuzzzles

8. Wine of thhe Month

10. Anxietyy: Benefit or Cursse

24. Holy Island Lights s

S22. RNLLI Mudeford d Lifeboat Guuild

S44. Russell-Cotees s Museum

S66. Trraavveell: : Venetiian Cruuiisses

S110. Mediteerrrranean Cuisine

S118. Wendy Broown: Local Arttist

S226. Short t Sttory y

S228. Book Review

S330. Comppetiitiion

History:

What alovelymonth Septemberis!

Atransitionfromsummerintoautumn, warmenoughtoenjoy butwitha feeling of crispness in theair.

S332. Bird d Watcching

58. Church Neews

60. La Grrèève

74. What is Seepsis?

76. Are e You Fearlless?

78. Veteerriinary y Corner

Septemberalsoheraldsthestartofnew beginnings andrenewed energy;the new schooltermbegins;the football season is underway andmaybe agreattime to re-evaluatehow youare goingtospend your time with possibly anew hobbyorinterest. Withthatinmindthe East DorsetIndoorBowls Club in Christchurchhavea freetaster weekendon18th and19th Septembersuitable forall ages andall thefamilywelcome.

Not sure that drinkingginand rum canbe classedasa hobby,but HoburneParkare holdinga rumand ginfestivaltogetherwithlive musiconSaturday 11th Septemberandtickets canbepurchased online –seepage S24for details.

Best Wishes, Julie

Editor:Julie Smith

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Ingredients (serves 2):

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100gRawPrawns

1Avocado

150gofmixedsaladleaves

MaldonSalt

HazelnutandLemon Vinaigrette

40gWhole ToastedHazelnuts

1/2Lemon(Juice)

80gExtra VirginOliveOil

MaldonSalt

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Starring TimothySpall as awidower embarkingon across-countrypilgrimage.

LUCY WORSLEY: AVeryBritishMurder

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ShortStory &IllustrationbyMarkLaming

ItwasobviousNick’sfatherwaslosing patienceasheraisedbothhandsinthe airandspokeloudlyinhisusualslowand methodicalvoice.

‘NotagainNick…youaregoingtohave toworkharder.’

Theboy’seyesstrayedtothetableand theletterfromhisheadmaster.Unrolling hisclenchedfisthe replied, ‘Theydon’t likeme,Dad. Ihategoing.’

Nickwastheboywiththehugebrown hearingaidandthecurlywirerunningtoa batteryinhistoppocket.Somethinghe’d nevercometotermswith.

Therewasoneotherboyinhisclass called York whowalkedwith alimp. Thefundamentaldifferencebetween thetwoofthemwasthathegotonwith hisdisability,whereasNickmopedand carriedtheproblemallofhislife.Hewas jealousof York who refusedtoletthis slipofnaturegetintheway.Hemadea

jokeofhislegthatdraggedbehindand wonovertheboysbyjoininginwiththe fun.HowNickenviedhimandwishedto swapplaces.Then,somehow,he’dcope withhisdebilityand York wouldhavethe dodgyear.

Nickwasthepupiltheteacherspoke louderto,thepupilwhowasmade funof,thebuttofmany ajoke.Hedid howevergiggleatthefrantic‘windmilling’ movementsoffellowpupils’armsasthey playedwithsignlanguage.

Downhearted,heturneddownthe volumeonhiswretchedhearingaidto shutthemallout.Hesoughtsolacein hisquietnessanddreamedofthedayhis hearingwouldbe restored.

On reachinghistenthbirthdayhis parentsannouncedtherewasan operationthatmay restorehishearing. Hisfathertoldhimthat,whenthe bandageswereremoved,he’dhear everythingsoclearly -eventheblackbird inthegardenthathismumalwayssaid sangjustforhim.

Sadly,the operationdidn’tworkand thediscomfortwasn’tworththenew MeccanosetandtriptotheWimpybar. Heneverdidheartheblackbirdsingand returnedtoschoolwith aheavyheart.

Manyyearslater,Nick’soldclassmate, York,contactedhimon asocial networkingsite.Clickingon York’s picture,therehewas,sixty,hardlyany hairandhisusualhappygrin.Nickwas intriguedtolearnwhatpathhislifehad taken.He’dobviously rememberedhim andhe’dcertainlythoughtofhimenough times.

Theykeptintouchuntiloneday York suggestedmeetingupfor areunionwith afew otherclassmates.Thevenuewasa winebarinBournemouthwhichwasan hour’sdrivefromwherehelived.

Thecarjourneywasawfulwithrain poundingonthewindscreenanda holduponthedual-carriagewayinto thetowncentre. Treeswereswaying withleavesdriftingintodeeppiles.Nick wonderedifhewouldhavebeenbetter offnotacceptingtheinvitation.Orfor thatmatter,not draggingupthepastby renewingthefriendship.

Theturnoutwaspoorandtheyallsat inthecrampedwinebarwitheveryone attemptingtotalkatthesametime, onlyNickstruggledtograspwhatthey weresaying.Nobodyfromhisoldclass seemedto remembermuchabouthim. Heinstantly recognised York fromhis picture.Hewasastallas abeanstalk andNickwassurprisedtoseehewalked without alimp.Hecommentedonhow wellhelooked.

Then York raisedhisvoiceandcameout with,‘Bestthingthateverhappenedto melosingthoselegs.’

Nickwasastoundedbythe replyand muttered,‘Sorry,whatdidyousay?’

Yorkgiggled,‘Theonethatlimped wentwithmybestleg -bothhadtobe amputatedafter acarcrash along timeago.’

Hethenstoodupandraised atrouser leg revealing adarkanklesockanda silvermetal rod.

‘Isoonmasteredthesenewpegs,now Irunlikethewindorsotheytellme.I’ve nohangupsabouthavingartificiallegs. LifeiswhatyoumakeitNick;don’t youagree?’

‘Ah,yes, Isupposeso.’

YorkpattedNickontheshoulderand said,‘Yougotonwithyourfunnyeardidn’tworryyouonebit,didit?’

Nickgulped;howcouldthismanhave beensomistaken.Eventhoughthe scienceofaudiologyhadvastlyimproved, hehadalwaysstruggledwithhis restrictedhearing.

AfterthemeetingNicksatinhiscar.It feltlike ashotof realityhadpumpedinto hishead.Herewas York gettingonwith hislife,runningaroundonmetallegs whilehewasstillburdenedwithhishard luckstory.Yes,he’dhad agoodlifebut he’dlosttheplotsomewherealong theway.

Manoeuvringthecaroutofthecarpark hewaspleasedtoseethewindandrain hadstopped.Hetoldhimselfhe’dsoon behomeandwassurehiswifewouldbe waitingtohearhowthe reunionhadgone.

Headingforthedual-carriagway,he pulledupat ajunctiontomakehisturn.In theshiny redcarnexttohimhestaredat thedriver,ahappyman,contentwithhis lot. York spottedhimandput athumbup inhisdirection.

Nick respondedwith anodand ahand wave.ThelightschangedandNickturned rightand York wentleft.

Ashedrovehome,heexperienced aspecialwarmththatcouldonlybe describedassheerhappiness.Itfelt like agreatweighthadfinallybeenlifted fromhisshoulders.Itwastimetostop frowningandgetonwithhislife.

Nickthoughtbacktohismother’s commentwhenhewas ayoungboy abouthearingtheblackbirdsing.Meeting upwith York hadshownhimhow importantadopting apositiveattitude was,andtodaythatbeautifulsongbird wassingingjustforhim.

BookReview

TheManWhoDied TwicebyRichardOsman£18.99

(OurPrice£14.99)published16thSeptember

We couldn’tfailtorecommendthesecondnovelinthe record-breaking,million-copy bestsellingThursdayMurderClubseriesbyRichardOsman.Elizabethhas received aletterfromanoldcolleague, amanwithwhomshehas alonghistory.He’smade abigmistake,andheneedsherhelp.Hisstoryinvolvesstolendiamonds, aviolent mobster,and avery real threattohislife.Asbodiesstartpilingup,Elizabethenlists Joyce,IbrahimandRoninthehuntfor aruthlessmurderer,andif theyfindthe diamondstoo? Well,wouldn’tthatbe abonus?Butthistimetheyareupagainstan enemywhowouldn’tbataneyelidatknockingofffourseptuagenarians.CanThe ThursdayMurderClubfindthekiller(andthediamonds)beforethekillerfindsthem?

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And Away…byBobMortimer£20

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BobMortimer’slifewastrundlingalonghappilyuntilsuddenlyin2015hewas diagnosedwith aheartconditionthat requiredimmediatesurgeryandforcedhimto cancelanupcomingtour.Theepisodeunnervedhim,butforcedhimto reflecton hislifesofar.Thisistheframeworkforhishilariousandmovingmemoir,And Away AlthoughhischildhoodinMiddlesbroughwasnormalonthesurface,itwastinged bythelossofhisdad,andhisownvariousmisadventures,fromburningdownthe familyhometostarting ashort-livedpunkbandcalledDogDirt.Asanadult,he trainedas asolicitorandmovedtoLondon.

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BIRD WATCHING

By ValerieKelly

Withmuch reliefafter alonglockdown, thelatestoutdoormeetingofCHOG (ChristchurchHarbourOrnithological Group)tookplaceonSaturday24th Julyalong agreat stretchofcoastfrom Keyhavento Lymington,takinginthe stunningviewsacrossPenningtonMarsh.

Theenthusiasticgroupincluded amixof highlyexperiencedbirdwatchers,someof whomweregroupleaders,manypeople whowereconfidentinbirdidentification andsomewithlittleknowledge,butwilling tolearn.

Withanominousweatherforecastofrain thegreystratuscloudsparted revealing brightsunshinemakingidentificationeasier forall. Arespectabletotalof69birds wererecorded.

ListofbirdsIdentified:

GreylagGoose,BrentGoose,Canada Goose,MuteSwan,Shelduck,Gadwall, Mallard,CommonEider,GreatCrested Grebe,StockDove,Swift,Moorhen,Coot, Oystercatcher,GreyPlover,Lapwing, RingedPlover,LittleRingedPlover, Whimbrel,Curlew,Black-tailedGodwit, Turnstone,Knot,Dunlin,Snipe,Common Sandpiper,Greenshank,Redshank,BlackheadedGull,MediterraneanGull,Herring

Gull,GreatBlack-backedGull,Little Tern, Common Tern,Sandwich Tern,Cormorant, GreyHeron,GreatWhiteEgret,Little Egret,MarshHarrier,Buzzard,Kestrel, Magpie,Jackdaw,Carrion Crow,BlueTit, GreatTit,EurasianSkylark,SandMartin, Swallow,HouseMartin,Willow Warbler, Whitethroat, Wren,Starling,SongThrush, Blackbird,Robin,Stonechat,Dunnock, HouseSparrow,PiedWagtail,Meadow Pipit,Greenfinch,Linnet,Goldfinch,Reed Bunting.

CHOGwelcomesnewmemberswhoshare apassionfor recording,promotingand conservingthewildlifeoftheChristchurch HarbourArea.Thegrouphasbeeninvolved inmanyimportantconservationsprojects andwillcontinuetosupportimportantwork regardingconservation.Ifyouwishtobe involvedtheCHOGwebsiteisupdated daily, CHOG.org.uk.Membershipisas easyastwoclicksviathewebsite.CHOG isalsoon Twitter- @CHOG_birds andhas aFacebookgroup.Existingmembershave accesstoCHOGOnline,andpersonal contributionsarewelcome,pleasesendto editor@chog.org.uk.Members will receive e-bulletinsfourtimes ayeartoyourinbox.

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Wood Sandpiper by AlanHayden

WillowWarbler by MatthewBarfield

When La GrèveStrikes

By Marianne Thatcher

It’sroughoutthere.Peoplesittingattables clutchingplasticlinedpaperbags,somehold themcloseandmakegaggingnoises.The Ferrylurchesandleanscreakingtooneside, thentheother.Thesightofwaveslapping againstthewindowsisunnerving.Glasses onthebarslidealongwith aclinkandswish, whileothersfallfromtheirholdingandcrashto thefloor.Mybottleofcocacolais abitfrothy. Sippingitthroughtwothinstrawsmakesit frothieranddoesn’trelievemythirstatall.I take abitefrommyhamsandwich,astheboat tiltstheothersway.

AftertwohourscrossingtheEnglishChannel, wearriveatCalaisand‘disembark’asthey callit.Severalpeoplelookquitegreenaround thegillsastheystaggeracrossthegangway.

Iarriveattheplatformforthetrainand findonly ashorttrain,withnocouchettes. “Where’sthetraintoLausanne?” Iaskthe conductor.Herollshiseyes,“ilyaunegrève Mademoiselle.” Ilookaroundhelplessly.“He saysthere’sastrike.”explains awoman, climbingupthestepsintothetrain,dragging herbagbehindher.I’mmomentarilypanicked. “Mais,quesquejepeuxfaire?”“youmusttake zetreintoParisNord,andchengetoParis Est,”he replies,unmovedbymydespair.

Thetrainisabouttoleaveand Iclimbup reluctantly,throwingmycaseupeachstepat atimeasit’sheavy.I vowtocreate asuitcase withwheelsas Idropmycoatonanempty seatandtrytoliftmycaseuptotherack above.I’mtooshortandthecaseistooheavy, soit’sleftintheaisle.Nooneisbothered, they’reallcomplainingabouttheir rerouted journey.

After afewhourswearriveatGareduNordin Paris. Ifollowthe restofthepassengersand fallinstepwith ayoungwoman. Aconductor tellsustowalktoGaredel’Est, he saysit’s notfar.Weare nearlylastofffromtheend ofthetrainandcan’tquitebelievetheother stationissoclose.Theyoungwomanhails ataxiandinvitesmetoshareit.Thetaxi driverdrivesatbreakneckspeedallaround Paris,pastourpickuppointanddropsusat Garedel’Est20minuteslater.Wepayhim anexorbitantfareandrushintothestation. We cansee thedepartureboardwiththe platformfortheLausannetrainandrunupjust intimetoglimpsethe rearlightsofourtrain disappearingdownthetrack.Thenextoneis duethefollowingmorning.

Theyoungwomangivesmesomecoinswith whichtoringmymother,toletherknowabout thestrikeandwhentoexpectme. Iresign myselftospendingthenightinthewaiting roomwiththeyoungwoman.Itsmellsofdamp coats,peopleandGauloisecigarettes.Dim lightsanddarkpanelledwalls,twolargemetal radiatorswiththreeorfourbenchescomplete thepicture.Severalpeoplearewaitingwhen wearrive,butgraduallyallofthemdisappear, barthetwoofus.

Woodenbenchesarehardtosleepon, especiallysittingup,butatleastit’swarm. Aftermidnightwearejoinedbysome homelessmen,gladtobeoutofthecold. Theysmell abitodd,butaftersomemuttering and aswigortwoofsomethinginsmall bottlestheydropofftosleep.At 8a.m.the nextmorning Iamrelievedtobeonthe traingoingtoLausanne,and Inowknowfor certain,Garedel’Estreallyis ashortwalk fromGareduNord.

PhotobyAlexeyMalakhovonUnSplash

Thereisashortageofrental propertyin thisarea!

We arereceivingmanycallsandemailenquiries everyday, especiallyforpropertiesin Mudeford &WestChristchurch.

Most tenantsare lookingfor long term rentals,anythingfrom12months to 10 years,andon averageour tenantsin3-bedroomhousesstaya littleover8 years.

Renting apropertyoutcangiveagoodincome, certainlymorethanputting moneyinthebankand,theasset isthere,itdoesn’tgo away until yousellit.

Areyouin aposition to become alandlord,have you inherited aproperty,doyouhave moneyinthebank earningpitifulinterest?

In early2009 Iwasapproached by achap looking to investin abuy-to-letproperty; at thetimehewas looking to investc£230,000.

We satdowntogetherandshortlisted5 propertiesfrom localagents’details,hethen wentawayto make appointments to view theseproperties. Ithenaccompaniedhim onall 5viewingstogivemyinputas to what eachproperty would returnas farasrental income.Duringthatdaywe settledon1 house;anextended 3bedroomsemi offof CometWay in Mudefordpriced at £230,000.

Overthenext weeksthenegotiations culminatedinanagreementtobuythehouse at £220,000andabout 5weekslaterhehad thekeys. Therewasnomortgage required to buy,themoneycamefromaninheritance.

May2009,purchased for:£220,000 Rent received2009 –2021c£143,335

SaleagreedApril2021 £347,500 Obviouslytherehave been costs –c£18,000 Sowhatdothesefiguresshow?

Theyshowthatthe ownerhas returned approximately £125,000(rentless costs)on hisoriginalinvestment–about50%andhe nowhasan assetworth£127,500more thanhepaid forit, an overall “profit” of c£252,500, –114%!

Idon’tknowwhathedid with theincome but,ifhesaveditforhis retirement,that combinedwiththesaleproceeds couldmean thathenow hasalmost£500,000 available

Wall Street movie(1987)GordonGekko: “Idon’tthrow dartsataboard. Ibet onsurethings. Read Sun-tzu, TheArt of War. Everybattleiswonbefore itis everfought.”

jeremy.clarke@belvoirlettings.com

StanpitVillageHalltrustees areverypleasedtoannouncethe winnerofour competitionfor this year.

It wasall aworry as to whether it wouldhappen untilitactually took place,and we areso grateful to TheMudefordArt Festival organisers for anotherwonderful weekend.

So, this year’s winneris Mr ColinPrestonwithhis painting entitled “Wilverley Inclosure”

Colin’spainting willbedisplayed on thefrontof StanpitVillageHallfor awhile year.Healso getstheuse of thevillage hall forawhole weekend to host hisown artexhibition.

Thankyou also to allthose that entered, andwelookforward to seeing your entries next year.

StanpitVillageHallCommittee

www.stanpitvillagehall.co.uk

LOCALHISTORY

John Everett Millais(1829-1896)

Iwasrubbish at artsotookupwriting.Itsounds likethe kindofphilosophicaloutpouringthat Confuciusmighthavecomeoutwith. It’s just humblemethough. My lackofabilitywithan easelandartisticaccoutrementsdoesmean, however, thatI have aninordinate respectfor thosewhowield abrushwiththesamedexterity somepeopleapply to flowerarrangingorcake decorating.Takefor exampleSirJohn Everett Millais(1829-96).

Millaishadlinks to ourarea.He wasbornin Southamptonwhichimmediatelyputshim withinourorbit.Now,Icontributeamonthly column forHampshireLife, its‘PastLife’,and for my June/July column Ifeatured Millais.Wehave someofhisartworkinChristchurch. There’sa largepaintingentitled‘The Widow’sMite’,an early Millaisof1847,whenhe was18-odd,that hangsinthe Priory. Awidow’s miteincidentally is ‘a small contribution givenbyapersonwho has very little’(contrastingstarklywiththe phenomenonofthe wealthytightwad).

Apparentlythepainting wasgiven to the Priory by MrsReevesof AvonmouthHouse,Mudeford, in1928,whenit wasvalued at anything between

£5,000and£15,000. If yourockedup to the Antiques Roadshowand wastold yourheirloom would fetchthat‘shoulditever comeup at auction’which,of course,itwouldn’t as you’d nevercashin –well,you’d bepleased.You’d beevenhappierwhen youdiscoveredthat’s anythingbetween£320,000and over£950,000 in today’sdosh. We concludethat Millais’work wasappreciatedthenandstillis.Thededication ofthe Priory’spicturewasundertaken by the Bishopof SouthamptoninNovember1929;apt givenMillais’birthplace. Igatherit took young Millaisabout ayear tocomplete (it’s eightfoot by five). Anotherpaintingcamethe Priory’sway courtesyof Admiraland MrsReeves aquarter centurylater(1953). This was‘Christandthe Rich YoungRuler’. Visitthe Prioryandseeifyoucan find Millais’work.

Millais certainlyvisitedChristchurchlongbefore hisartwork. He washerefordefinitein1891, by whichtimehe wasintheautumnofhislife, staying at the King’s Arms.Hischoiceofhotel was unsurprisingasthe King’s wastheplacetostay. If youhavean1863Bradshaw’sHandbooklikethis budding MichaelPortillothen you’ll know it’s the onlyChristchurchhostelrymentioned.I’m not awarehedidanypaintingwhilsthere.

Millais wasa Pre-Raphaelite, achildhoodprodigy with aFrench Impressionistsurname(hisfamily hailedfromJersey). That Widow’sMitepicture justpre-datedMillais’s Pre-Raphaelitephase whichbeganin1849.He’d laterswitchto populist ‘chocolate box’painting to earnmore wonga. Idothesamewith my writing. Millais became awealthyartistbutamidstaccusations of ‘sellingout’, whichincluded afamouspicture usedin asoapadvert.

Withthanks to theChristchurch HistorySociety forsomeofthisinformation (www.historychristchurch.org.uk).

By Stephen Roberts www.steveroberts.org.uk Twitter:@SRChristchurch

SirJohn Everett Millais(1829-1896)

The Secret Garden @ TheOakInn isnowopen!

WHAT’SONINSEPTEMBER

Friday24th

LiveMusicwithThe Wise Guys

WHAT’SON@THE OAKINN

■ Mondays

MEETUPMONDAYS

Are younew to thearea? Meetingfriends?On your own? Comealongon Monday’sfrom11am for coffee andcakeorif youprefer, teaand toasted tea-cakes.

■ Tuesdays

NEWMUM’SMEETUP

Are youanewmum? Whynotmeetupandget to know othermumsfrom12-3pm,enjoyadrinkand/or abite to eatinourlovely,enclosedgardenorindoors.

GAMESAFTERNOON–3pm

Dominoes, Card games, Pucket, Cribbage, chess,Rummikuborbring your owngame.

■ Wednesdays

WINEWEDNESDAYS Buy2largeglassesand receive the restofthebottlefree!

■ Thursdays

OVER60’sCLUB Receive20%off your total foodbill

BINGO – 3pm Eyesdown forournewafternoonof bingo,everyone welcome.

QUIZNIGHT –ourpopularquiznightisbackevery Thursday, lotsofprizes to be won,itisafunnight, book yourtablenow, 8pmstart.

■ Fridays FISHNCHIPFRIDAYS Orderourdeliciousfishn chips to eatinortakeaway foronly£7.50!

■ Saturdays

GROUPRESTSPOT/PUB LUNCH

Are youpartofa cycling group, walking,golforother club? Callinduringorafter your exerciseandenjoy aburgerandapint for£12.50(standardlagerorale) (applies to groupspre-bookingonly)

■ Sundays

JOIN USFOR A SUNDAY ROAST

Choiceofhalfa roastchicken, roastporkand roast sirloinofbeefserved12pm-6pm

ACOUSTICSUNDAYS

AcousticsingereverySunday at 3pminthesecret garden

MEATDRAW everySunday at 2pm,don’t miss outon yourchance to winmeat vouchersfrom Meadowbrookbutchers. Ticketsonsale throughoutthe week.

SepsisResearchFEAT

Couldyouspotthesymptomsofsepsis?

Thislife-threateningconditioniscaused bythebody’sresponsetoaninfection.It kills 5peopleeveryhourintheUK.

Sepsisariseswhenyourbody’s responsetoaninfectionspiralsrapidly outofcontrol,injuringitsowntissues andorgans.Evenwithmodernintensive medicalcare,sepsiscanquicklyleadto shock,multipleorganfailureanddeath. Thebiologicalprocessesthatcause sepsisarenotunderstood,andthisis whyweneedmoreresearch.

SepsisResearchFEATistheonlyUK sepsischaritydedicatedtofunding researchtohelpfindimproved treatmentsforsepsiswhilealsoworking toraiseawareness.Ouraimisfor everyonetobeabletospotthesefive keysymptomsandknowwhentoseek urgentmedicalattention:

1.High/Lowtemperature

2.Uncontrolledshivering

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4.Passinglittleurine

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We’reaskingyoutohelpusspreadthe wordaboutsepsistohelpsavemore lives. Youcouldsupportvital research intosepsisbydonatingortakingpart in afundraisingactivity.Ifyouhave personalexperienceofsepsisthenyou couldshareyourstoryonsocialmedia usingthehashtag #stopsepsisnow

Findoutmore: https://sepsisresearch.org.uk

Areyou Fearless?

Iamonarollwiththewhole‘fear’thing… maybeit’sclosetomyheartbutit’salso indicativeofwhatisgoingonrightnow. Massivefearinducedbyanout-of-control mediamachine.

So,areyou fearless? Ithinkthisisa questionweprobablyaskourselveson manyoccasionsoverthelastyearorso.I haveoftenthoughtthat Ihavespentmost ofmylifebeingin‘fear’,not agreatfeeling becausefearbreaksdownyourimmune systemanddoesnothelpyouhavethe easiestoflives.

Myfearhasoftencomefromnotbelieving inmyselfandnotfeelingconfident enoughtospeakmytruthandaccept theconsequencesandthe responses, whatevertheyare.Thathasledtovocal noduleswhichhavecauseddamageto myvoice,if Ievergetstressed,theymake themselvesknown.Asyouknow,Iama bigfanofLouiseHayand Ibelieveevery ‘symptom’islinkedtoanemotion.

As achild Ineverfelt Icouldspeakout andupformyselfandas awife,my thoughtswereleftunspokenandoften unheard. Ikepttheminside,smouldering awayinstead,never agoodthingasitwill showupinyourlifeat alaterdate.

Strangelyhowever,there havebeen manytimesinmylifewhen Ihaveshown strengthandthosetimesarethe times youneedtoclingto,ifyouarestruggling rightnow.Weallhavebraveryinsideofus, sometimes,itgetssmotheredby self-doubt.

Butas Iwas reflectingonthissubject mattertoday,Isuddenly realisedthatthere havebeenmomentsinmylifewhen Ihave notbeen apeoplepleaserandhavetruly stoodupforwhat Ibelieveand,indeed,

havegoneagainstthe‘grain’andbeen preparedtostandoutforwhat Ibelieve. Mydefiningmomentwasattheageof27. Ihadfoundmyselfworkingfor aNarcissist (NPDpersonalitydisorder.)Thewordis bandiedaroundbut Iuseitproperlyand appropriately.Thelady Iworkedforwas verychallenging.

Iwasswornatonadailybasisandtold Iwasincompetent. Itookthosewords toheartandstruggledfor18months; however,Ineverleftthefirmas Iwas determinedtoleavewithunblemished recordandnotsuccumbtothebullying whichhadledotheremployeestolose theirjobsor resignandstrugglewiththeir mentalhealthbecauseofthetorturous environment.

Onedayweweresentto ahotelinLondon foran‘awayday/personaldevelopment day.’Oneofthetasksweweregiven was to‘critique’eachotherandthen report backtoeachperson,totheirface,what wethoughtofthem. We weretobehonest andconstructive.

Ihadnostrugglespeakingmytruthabout mostofthestaff,wewereallbullied,and westucktogetherlikeglue,buthowwas Igoingtospeakaboutmyboss?Lie…… pretendshewaswonderfulandbe atotal peoplepleaserORspeakmytruth.I decidedtooptforthelatter.All27years ofme,wetbehindtheears,newlyarrived fromCornwallintothecauldronofLondon. With atremblingvoice, Itoldhershewas abullyandthatwewereallterrifiedofher, Ilookedaroundthe room forsupport,I hadnone.Everyonehadtheireyesdown andlookedhorrifiedatthewords Ispoke. Isaidshewascruelandthatwewerea loyalbunchonlywantingtodo agoodjob.

Mybosses’eyesfilledwithtearsandshe stoodupandleftthe room.Theotherstuff turnedonme“Whathad Idonethatfor”, theyasked? Iturnedtothemandsaidthat theyshouldbeashamedofthemselves, thatall Ihad donewasspeakthetruth, wewererequiredonthiscoursetotellthe truthandnotholdback.So, Ididwhat mysoultoldmetoo,standupformyself butforalltheotherpeoplewhoselives shehadruined. Iwasmoreconcernedat them,peoplelosingtheirlivelihoodsand theirminds,atthesakeofsomeoneelse’s ego.Apparently,sheworkedon reverse psychology,rip yourstaffapartandthen raisethembackupagainintheimageof whatyouwantfromyourteam.

Inevergotthesack.Mybosschanged overnightandshowedmethebiggest amountof respect.Theday Iresignedof myownaccord,sheheld aleavingparty formeandwrotethesweetestnote.AsI huggedhergoodbyeshecried.

Themoralofthistaleisthis

•Alwaysstandyourground

•Alwaysbetruetoyourself

•Alwaysspeakyourtruth(whether otherslikeitornot)

•Bepreparedforany responseyou mayget(goodorbad)

Andinthecaseofthisstory,beinga peoplepleaserdoesnotalwayswinyou favours.Byspeakingmymind, Ifound respectfromtheleastlikelyperson. Whatmomentsdoyou recallinyourlife whereyou haveshowednofear?Ifyou feelkindofscaredrightnow,remember thosetimesandembracethem,theyare theessenceofwhoyoutrulyare.

Photo:DariusBasharonUnSplash

Nurseclinicsarebackand betterthanever!

We areproudtoannouncethatwe haverevampedournurseclinics, andcannowprovideourclients withevenmoreassistanceand informationon awidervarietyof topics.

HereatPrioryweareproudto have alargeteamofhighlytrained qualifiednurseswhoarelooking forwardtoseeingyouandyour petsinourclinicblocksatallthree branches.

Theseclinicswillcovertheold favouriteslikedentalchecks,weight clinics,andhealthcheckseverysix months.

Butwearealsonowoffering:

•Cardiacclinics tomonitorand trackhearthealth.

•Geriatriccatclinics toaddress themultitudeofchangesseen inoldercatsandimplement treatmentbeforetheycause suffering.

•Mobilityclinics tokeeppets movingcomfortably.

•Confidenceclinics for(mainly) puppieswhoneedhelpwith socializing,trainingandfacing thebigwideworld

•BOASclinics (Brachycephalic ObstructiveAirwaySyndrome) forourflatfacedfriendsto assessandseehowandwhen wecanhelpthembemore comfortable.

•Dermatologyclinics for those itchypatientswithchronicskin issuesorallergies.

Ifyou’dlikemoreinformationabout anyoftheclinics,ortobookyour petinpleasecalluson

01202484466.