Maine Cannabis Chronicle Volume II Issue IV

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hat up, my fellow cannabis enthusiasts, are you ready to PARTY?

Yeah, me neither. Social distancing is so exhausting. You know what, life in general is pretty exhausting these days, isn’t it. A party just sounds like 26

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a lot of weird emotional work, and who’s got the energy for that?

in a blanket. Wake me when it’s safe to venture back into meatspace.

I mean, look, real talk, I am so horny for a real party. I dream of the moment I can interact with humans face to face, pass some fat joints around and then ravage a tray of pigs

Anyway, partying. You can’t do it safely in public right now, but behind closed and quarantined doors, a garden of delight awaits. I’m talking about coitus on cannabis, my dudes.


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