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what’s inside: -2k life -row team -climbing new england -hometown horrors
-ice ice, baby -zodiac killah -surfing musicians -freshman advice
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Editor’s Note
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Andrew Hartnett Editor in Chief Madison Forsberg Senior Managing Editor Bri Doherty Digital Editor Alex Bostic Digital Editor Aidan Reo Issue Editor Blake Wasson Issue Editor Meredith Clarke Contributing Writer Veronique Ok Contributing Writer Douglas Rodoski Contributing Writer Chad Ripley Contributing Writer Ellen Gibbs Contributing Writer
It’s 60 degrees and sunny, as it was yesterday- the first nice weekend of the year. We have spent most of this weekend in a windowless office compliling pages and drafts and photos and things. I’m very tired and about to go home, but I’m struck with the overwhelming need to thank all people who were involved in the publication of the four issues this past year. There is impossibly more work that goes into this than what most people see, and it takes a team of goofballs who work really hard occasionally to get something like this done. I love my goofballs, and I’m proud of all of them. Whether your name is on this page or not, thank you to all who made this possible. Nothing like this ever goes as planned, but it is always remembered, and I will always keep this magazine with me. -Andrew Hartnett, Editor in Chief
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Anna Parisi Contributing Writer
Hey, it’s us, Main Street- and we’re almost done, baby, yeah! I mean, we’ll miss you all of coursebut we’re pretty excited to catch some rays outside of the newsroom. We’re taking off for a little while, but we’ll be back with a force in the fall, and we’ll still we publish reporting, feature writing, photography, film, comics, art and poetry.
Ari Faro Contributing Writer Jamie Ammon Contributing Writer Mia Barbera Contributing Writer Nicole Cotton Contributing Writer Julia Scorsese Contributing Writer Michael Mawson Contributing Writer Olivia Potenziano Contributing Writer Benjamin Kremer Contributing Photographer Mark Torpey Contributing Artist
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contents reviews:
features:
film & music- pg. 4 food- pg. 6
freshman orientation- pg. 10 adderall - pg. 12 seniors remember- pg. 14 crazy hometown stories- pg. 16 a profile of UNH rowing- pg. 22 playing 2k like a pro- pg. 26 everyday winter- pg. 32
arts, opinion, and culture:
a dream- pg. 9 a look at wes anderson- pg. 18 fun with smirnoff ice- pg. 29 poetry- pg. 36 main street remmebers- pg. 38
photography:
climbing new england- pg. 20
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Chloe x Halle
Ari Faro | Contributing Writer
Sisters Chloe and Halle Bailey may be young, but they’ve already made their mark on the music world after releasing two EPs and a studio album and joining Beyoncé’s Formation World Tour as the opening act. Chloe (19) and Halle (18) first entered the popular music scene after their win in Radio Disney’s Season 5 N.B.T. (Next Big Thing) competition in 2012, and it’s undoubtedly clear that they have come a long way since then. Chloe x Halle’s debut album, The Kids Are Alright, is an R&B/soul album
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with eighteen enjoyable tracks that center on their skillful harmonies and smoothly blended voices. The girls have fantastic range, and their inspiring, relatable lyrics are unstoppable when paired with their strong voices. One standout song is “Grown,” from Grown-ish, the ABC show that the girls currently star on, alongside TV actress Yara Shahidi. This is one of my favorite songs from the album, because of the slowed-down, carefully layered chorus. The contrast between the chorus and the fast-paced, rhythmic verses is especially strong, and keeps the song interesting. Even though the chorus is repetitive after a while, “Grown” is catchy, calm, and fun to listen to. Chloe x Halle take on unrequited love with their song “Happy Without Me,” which opens with a cool piano melody. I liked the lack of background music in this song, allowing listeners to focus on their voices. This bittersweet, yet hopeful, song features solid vocal runs from the girls, and almost anyone can relate to the heartbreak the girls are experiencing. The sweetest song on the album is a toss-up between “Cool People” and “Fall.”
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“Cool People” features lyrics like “cause darling when you smile it’s like the rain dries out/now there’s no room for clouds,” and it’s hard not to feel inspired and peaceful after listening to it. Chloe and Halle’s soaring vocals are a perfect fit for this rhythmic melody, and their voices intertwine beautifully with solid harmonies at the end. The lyrics to “Fall” may sound cheesy at first – “let’s find the gold at the end of the rainbow/so what if the rain falls/I’ll shimmer in showers of gold” – but the floatiness and simple beauty of the song make it pleasant and relaxing. Some of the songs, such as “Everywhere” and “Galaxy,” can become repetitive after some time, especially because of the simple choruses. However, Chloe and Halle’s amazing vocals definitely make up for this, and the variety of song styles on the album ensures that there is something for everyone to listen to. Chloe and Halle’s strong lyrics, soaring melodies, and relatable topics make them standout singers, and considering that they’ve been signed by Beyoncé’s management company, I have a feeling that they have a lot more to offer.
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri Anna Parisi | Contributing Writer
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri was the MVP of the 2018 Golden Globes, winning Best Motion Picture – Drama, Best Screenplay – Motion Picture, Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama, and Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture – Drama. It was also nominated for: Best Director and Best Original Score. Considered a frontrunner in the upcoming Oscars, Billboards leads the pack with seven nominations. The film is a dark and often comedic drama that centers on a grieving mother’s crusade for justice in the wake of her teenage daughter’s rape and murder. The title’s meaning becomes apparent within minutes of the film’s start as Mildred Hayes (Frances McDormand) rents three billboards on a main road that read, “RAPED WHILE DYING”, “AND STILL NO ARRESTS”, “HOW COME CHIEF WILLOUGHBY,” targeting and subsequently upsetting the town sheriff, Willoughby (Woody Harrelson), and his bigoted associate, Officer Dixon (Sam Rockwell). Staggering performances by McDormand and Rockwell stress an underlying and overlying anger that seems to seep into every corner of Ebbing, a place with no clear-cut heroes or villains. A barbed line from Hayes, “There ain’t no god, and the whole world’s empty, and it doesn’t matter what we do to each other,”
speaks to the film’s darker themes of racism, violence and death, and ultimately, injustice in forgiveness. Rockwell’s character arc is significant and compelling, but Billboards truly belongs to McDormand’s withering glare. Peter Dinklage, Lucas Hedges, John Hawkes, and Caleb Landry Jones fill out an unlikely yet nonetheless perfect supporting cast. The film’s only fault is its somewhat unfulfilling ending. Without giving anything away, it should be noted that the film seems to build up to a falling action that nearly falls flat and reexamines the definition of justice in a way that doesn’t quite sit well. But, maybe that’s the point. —4—
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movie reviews
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The Greatest Showman Ari Faro | Contributing Writer
“The Greatest Showman” successfully blends the historical background of circus founder P.T. Barnum with catchy, original songs performed by strong leads, resulting in a film that is a combination of just about everything – historical fiction, musical, fantasy, and drama. The plot follows the life of P.T. Barnum (Hugh Jackman), founder of the Barnum and Bailey Circus, which, interestingly enough, recently closed last May after remaining open for over one hundred years. As a young boy without much to his name, Barnum falls in love with Charity (Michelle Williams), a wealthy girl who lives with her strict parents. Eventually, Barnum convinces Charity’s parents to let them marry, but their disapproval makes him intent on continuing to prove himself to her and her parents. The film follows his main struggle of whether he should try to become more and more successful to impress Charity’s parents, or whether he should be content with what he has – Charity and his two sweet daughters, Caroline and Helen. After creating a museum that ends up being a failure, Barnum decides to create a show featuring “unique” and “curious” individuals. Admittedly, at first I was unsure of Barnum’s motives for putting marginalized members of society onstage. I didn’t know if he intended to make fun of these people simply because they were different. And while the real P.T. Barnum’s motives may have been profit-based and unethical, the film shows that the experience was positive for those involved in the show as well as those in the audience. Over time, the members of
the show become a family, and their outlooks change completely after their self-confidence grows. The show is an opportunity for them to go onstage and share their talents with others rather than be hidden away from society. For example, Charles (Sam Humphrey), one member of the show, loved being a part of the group, especially after his own mother was too ashamed to admit that she had a son at all. The portrayal of the circus in this light makes it easier to understand that Barnum (at least in this film) had no intention to poke fun at those who are different when he created the show. The memorable songs also make this film a standout – they range from electrifying and energetic (“This Is Me,” performed by Keala Settle) to emotional and expressive (“Tightrope,” performed by Michelle Williams). The duet “Rewrite the Stars,” between Phillip Carlyle (Zac Efron) and Anne Wheeler (Zendaya) is one special moment, mainly because of the characters’ chemistry and the amazing trapeze stunts. Phillip and Anne’s relationship is anoth—5—
er interesting piece of the film that people can still relate to today. They are obviously attracted to each other, but their interracial relationship is looked down on by the elite members of society, including Phillip’s parents. Another touching song is “A Million Dreams”; the sweet melody and lyrics follow Barnum’s growth from a young boy to an ambitious adult. It explores the power of creativity and the imagination, and is played throughout the film to show that although Barnum continues to grow, the memories of his difficult childhood will always stay with him. Most of all, I loved how this film fully immersed audience members in an entirely different world. I had much more of an emotional connection to this movie than I expected, and found myself wishing that I’d worn waterproof mascara. “The Greatest Showman” is a standout film in all respects, and there is something in it for everyone – whether it be the history, music, emotional connection, or simply the star power of the actors involved.
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food review: lil’s cafe Ellen Gibbs | Contributing Writer
other breads to their knees in terms of crunchiness – well, if bread had knees, that is.
Whether you’re looking for a couch to camp on with a laptop and a latte, or you’re popping in for a casual lunch, Lil’s Cafe is the neighborhood hub for all things filling. With exposed brick walls and windows that run floor to ceiling, this cozy, coastal cafe is the ideal place to duck into--whether you’re running from a snowstorm or looking for an airy oasis during those muggy, dog days of summer.
Options at Lil’s range from the traditional egg ‘n’ cheese biscuit sandwich, to the not-so traditional falafel wrapped in a pita made by the bakers in the back of Lil’s kitchen. Of course, you can’t forget their famous raspberry crullers: dough shaped using a star piping tip, that is then fried
to crackly-edged perfection and enrobed in velvety smooth raspberry puree glaze that’s so neon pink, you wouldn’t believe it’s all natural.
“This decibel demolisher brings other breads to their knees...”
With so many delicious choices, it’s easy to overlook the humble yet hearty, seeded multigrain boule, tangy sourdough loaf, or the time honored, caramel colored baguettes--but they mustn’t be dismissed. Buy one fresh, bring it home, cut off a slice, and prepare for an earth-shattering moment of delight. Just make sure there’s no one around taking a snooze – the symphonic crust brings —6—
We can’t deny the obvious trend in gluten-free sales nearly tripling over the previous few years. Whether it’s a choice or related to an illness, Lil’s makes sure to accommodate all tastes. When it comes to nourishing your body, everyone deserves enjoyment in the process. They offer an array of homemade gluten-free granola bars, breads and chocolate chip cookies. And just because they’re gluten free doesn’t mean anyone can’t enjoy a warm and gooey, caramelized granola bar, the kind that sticks to your fingers and glues your mouth shut, sending a sugar rush to the brain. Whether you’re just passing through or a local, Lil’s will make you feel like their neighbor down the street who just came by for a danish. At Lil’s, behind every layer of cinnamon roll is a baker who knows how treat individuals as people first, customers second. Lil’s Cafe is located at 7 Wallingford Square, Kittery, ME. They’re open 6:30 a.m.-5:00 p.m., Monday-Friday, 7:00 a.m.5:00 p.m. on Saturday, and 7:00 a.m.-3:00 p.m. on Sunday. More info can be found on their website, lilscafe.com.
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zodiac killah
ARIES
Unfortunately, your insatiable need to pin firstplace ribbons to every “grunter” in the weight room will draw more blood than normal since usually you miss the shirt and stick the skin while repeatedly apologizing for your clumsiness.
TAURUS
Unlocking my your phone will take longer than usual this month, considering your latest love interest convinced you to burn off your fingertips so that nobody could deny that together, you are one in the same.
LEO
Your professor’s new curly hair-do is not a product of her recent divorce, but indicative of actually being the Ancient Greek gorgon Medusa. Avoid eye contact with all professors this month, just in case.
VIRGO
Mandy, the person you love, is cheating on you with Mason from 401 accounting. Sorry.
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SAGITTARIUS
Woman shaking her fist at you is not actually angry, just trying to up her Fit-bit steps to ensure victory over her stepdad who thought this competition would be a good bonding experience.
CAPRICORN
That sadist cult you joined earlier this year is planning on throwing you a surprise party, but you will not know what the party is for. Keep your whip, chains, and decorative party hat handy at all times to keep from being caught off guard. (Even though you are Satan himself..Shh)
LIBRA
GEMINI
Your plans to create a Lady-Gaga-like meat suit to attract every “good boy” you see are misguided and will trigger nearby cows into performing a mutiny.
CANCER
Being pulled on a skateboard by your dog will up your cool factor enough to attract a mate, but will ultimately lead to your demise if another dog is spotted.
Your melodramatic way of complaining about how you’re so sore from that 4 mile run you did last Tuesday will have to be justified to the Liberian woman who had to walk 7 miles to fetch water this morning.
AQUARIUS
You will slap the backs of everyone who walks past you and watch as they squirm to see if a PostIt note has been attached unwillingly to their down jacket.
SCORPIO
The amount of times you trip up the stairs will increase tenfold in the coming days. You should really rethink that wish you made to a genie asking for a few more inches. We all know what they say; big shoes, bigger socks.
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PISCES
Those dreams you’ve been having about Homer Simpson aren’t dreams. Take a load off, enjoy the donuts in life. *All artwork found online courtesy of Ulla Thynell at ullathynell.tumblr.com
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astro-logic?
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Veronique Ok | Contributing Writer
I could hear her heavy breathing in anticipation, like a dog panting for a treat. I scrolled to the dates that corresponded with the answer she was waiting for. “Katie, he’s a Gemini,” like someone hearing a death sentence, her face paled, with the realization of an expired relationship. “That can’t be possible, double check, maybe he’s on the cusp,” she said. The internet proved me correct. Katie and her new love interest were not compatible. Her belief was too strong, she wasn’t going to go against the stars. Being a Scorpio, she held onto the traits that defined her. She was wildly ambitious, emotional to the point of instability, and maybe even a little bullish. We were consistent in our beliefs and spirituality.
A 1982 study conducted by Graham Tyson, formerly the Head of Division of Experimental Psychology at the University of Witwatersrand, examined the characteristics of those who consulted astrologers. It was evident from the study that the common variable among participants was the use of astrology as a response when faced with stressful factors.
“This blind faith to an astrological pseudoscience is widespread...”
Reading the stars isn’t necessarily a new phenomenon. Determining the location of celestial bodies has had a significant impact on humans, allowing civilizations to predict religious events, contribute to science, and, more recently, define an individual’s character traits.
Though dated, the study continues to be relevant, identifying participants overall as those “marginal in society” and having Type-A personalities. The study gives way to a better perception to the attractiveness of the twelve zodiac signs and their associated traits. The descriptors for zodiac signs are vague, but specific enough to convey connection to readers. Those unsure of themselves in a variety of situations can rely on their sign for reassurance in their decisions. This reliance on astrology can serve as a sort of self-serving bias. People can attribute their successes to their personal characteristics, but also blame outside forces for their failures. Having an “external locus of control” is defined by an individual’s notion that their failures and successes are ultimately caused by uncontrollable outside factors.
The mystical and unearthly aspects of astrology are enticing to a generation largely preoccupied with the future. The anxieties of this generation - the political climate of our current administration, or the potential inability to afford housing - makes horoscopes psuedo-therapeutic dogs for these trying times.
This anomaly can be observed during the cautionary period of Mercury in retrograde. This astrological phenomenon occurs distinctly three or four times a year, for lengthy periods of time. The outcome is universal for believers: miscommunications will ruin your life. Mercury in retrograde has become an easy scape-
Katie and I weren’t alone in this new awakening. This blind faith to an astrological pseudoscience is widespread across a generation that is continually shedding their religious beliefs. Millennials, especially women, are increasingly relying on astrology and horoscopes to predict their fates.
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goat for the negativities that occur during this period. The observation of Mercury’s retroactive movements may be just a common space event for some, but to many, it is an omen of misfortune. Astrological signs can also be used in the same way to validate one’s own behaviors. As aforementioned, the twelve zodiac signs represent individual strengths and weaknesses. People can rely on their zodiac sign’s traits to enable behavior. For example, Sagittariuses are known for their straightforward and outspoken nature. A believer, who is blunt or ‘tells it like it is’ may use this knowledge to validate an abrasive behavior. In some radical instances, people may choose to not associate themselves with others based on their astrological signs. The zodiac signs can help predict compatibility using known traits. Astrology makes life a little easier. It makes the unexplained aspects of who we are and the world beyond more digestible - an easier pill to swallow. Though the current trend of astrology and horoscopes may be denounced as trivial to outsiders, the use of stars and planets will continually exist in a community of those who have felt its influence and power. Astrology is not a factual science, but a belief system. Astrology is deeper than internet memes and magazine advice - it’s the cosmos. “I feel as if being a Scorpio is part of my identity now. I see my place in the universe a little more. It keeps me sane,” Katie once confided in me. I shared her sentiment. We didn’t need to know the real science. We were looking at the vastness of the night, but rather than feeling the coldness of eternity and uncertainty, it was the warm brightness of the stars that allowed us some faith.
dream
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by: Mark Torpey
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freshman orientation: a classic Nicole Cotton | Contributing Writer 1. Don’t be afraid to be undeclared. Speaking from personal experience, it can be beneficial to take all different kinds of classes. Don’t let your family, friends, or anyone else influence what you choose to major in — only you know what will make you happy.
find our niche, so you will too. 5. Join clubs! This is one thing I regret not doing freshmen year. I wish I was more involved and had met more people through organizations/ clubs. Don’t be afraid to try something new, and stick with it, or even drop it if it’s not something you’re
2. Don’t allow stress to consume you.
interested in. UDay is the perfect
Your health is way more important
place for this, join as many email lists
than reading a chapter in a textbook
as you can.
or studying for hours upon hours.
8. Call your parents/guardians/ friends. If you love college, like I do, it’s easy to forget to call your family once in awhile. They want to hear about your new experiences and classes and they’re happy for you, but (I’m sure) they also miss you. Keep them in the loop!
Other Advice “Utilize professors office hours, because it will help you later on when/if you
6. Talk to your RA. Maybe it seems
need recommendation letters.” - Mari-
3. It’s important to find a balance be-
like they are sticklers for rules and
elle Pomerleu ‘19
tween work and play. Obviously you
regulations, but in reality, I bet they
came to college to get an education
really are interested in getting to
and degree, but don’t forget to have
know you! One of my best friends
fun. College is the time to explore as
was my RA sophomore year, and
well as make some of the best memo-
even if that’s not the case for you,
ries of your life, and you can’t do that
they always know a lot of people and
“Don’t be afraid to email your professors
while sitting in the library.
events going on around campus, so
or go to office hours if you need help.
they’re a great source of information
They only want you to succeed! And if
to utilize.
they don’t email you back, email them
4. Don’t come to college with a closed mind. Listen to your siblings,
“Don’t forget that you’re never alone and take advantage of family and friends in time of need and stress. They are all here and want to help.” - Meredith Dustin ‘20
again. And go to their review sessions.”
friends, parents, and even high
7. Find a specific place you can
school teachers about what it’ll be
study, and go back there every time
like— but don’t take it to heart. In
you need to get work done. I can’t
“Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make
your first semester you’ll realize
tell you the amount of hours I’ve
a lot of friends your first year. Sometimes
that college is what you make of it,
spent walking around the MUB
the people you end up bonding with
so everyone’s experience will be
or the library looking for a perfect
the most don’t come into your life until
different! And with that, if your first
spot to work, but once you find a
sophomore, junior, or even senior year.
semester isn’t great, it doesn’t mean
place you produce good work at, try
Also don’t be afraid to cut off people you
it won’t get better, because I’m 99.9%
and go back there cause, obviously,
believe have contributed negatively to
positive it will. We were all awkward
something is right!
your life.”- Matt Fratamico ‘18
freshmen trying to make friends and — 10 —
-Travis Fischer ‘21
main street’s freshman guide
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- Don’t be the host (for sex)
- Own the walk of shame
- Puke wisely and make sure you make it
- Commit to the heels. Don’t be the barefoot
home. Nobody wants to pay $1000 for an
girl in the bar or frat house
ambulance because they can’t handle their
- You probably won’t remember Homecoming
Zhenka.
- Make a masturbation schedule with your
- You don’t always have to wash your hands
when you go to the bathroom. Build that immune system!
roommates. Everyone needs the room to themselves once in a while.
GOOD LUCK!
- You will learn to love PBR. $6 pounders will save your drunk ass (and wallet)
- Join clubs, and join the cool ones early
so you can run that shit. (That’s what we did, lmao)
- Nobody’s going to class on the warmest
days of spring semester. Save up those class absences for when you need them. Grab
some Tweas and pop those shades on. It’s time to rage- in the day time. Day rage.
- Boot and rally. Boot like you mean it, rally for your life.
- If you’re out whaling, be prepared for whales
- Be the girl rippin’ tequila shots. The Rose’ will not last all day (this one’s a haiku)
- When smoking drunk cigs, practice proper etiquette. Share one, bum one. - Watch those fuckin’ elbows
Editor in Chief Andrew Harnett enjoying Homecoming- Main Street Style
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adderall in academia
Olivia Lachapelle | Contributing Writer
Adderall is a stimulant made up
of amphetamine and dextroamphetamine. It is prescribed to treat attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) and sometimes narcolepsy. In recent years, Adderall prescriptions have increased dramatically. A 2016 Recovery Brands survey found that more than 60% of young people 18 to 28 years old get their hands on their doctor-prescribed ADHD stimulant medications from companions, and young adults in college are twice as likely to abuse stimulants, such as Adderall, than those of the same age not in college. As medical attitudes are in constant flux, amphetamine prescriptions, primarily Adderall, have increased dramatically recently, from 1.3 million in 1996 to nearly 6 million in 1999. It can be assumed that part of the change in attitude towards Adderall is derived from changes
in culture. Living in a globalized internet age is stressful for everyone. Work often continues at home due to virtual offices and programs on personal computers allowing work to be done from anywhere with an internet connection. Also, there are more distractions today; you can thank the internet for that. Phones are always dinging with some update from social media, there’s always another YouTube video on queue, and browsing the internet could go on infinitely. Unlike in the past when there was always an end to your book or movie or radio show. Kathleen Grace-Bishop, the Director of Health Education and Support Services for UNH Health & Wellness, thinks that part of this change in attitude towards Adderall is due to it being a popular prescription drug. “It’s not unusual for a drug that is prescribed to be seen as less harmful,” Grace-Bishop said. “Adderall requires a prescription because it -12-
is a controlled substance. It is not a safe medication to take without oversight of a doctor or psychiatrist because it is addictive and affects everyone differently. Many people misuse and abuse Adderall who do not have ADHD. However, unlike most drugs, the abuse is not just all for fun and partying. As UNH student Drew stated, “Its not really used recreationally, it’s to get stuff done. With how fast paced our world is, if Adderall is going to put us in a situation where we can get stuff done, then why not take it.” I think that this is the attitude that many college students have towards Adderall. According to the Addiction Center, full-time college students are twice as likely to abuse Adderall than their peers who are in school part-time or have jobs. This somewhat makes sense considering the high stress and high stakes associated with college. Time management can
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are debatable. It may not be the cure-all study drug that many people perceive it to be. Another real concern about Adderall is that chemically it is very similar to illegal stimulates. I asked Drew if he considered Adderall a “hard” drug. He said yes then went on to talk about how he once tried cocaine and the feeling was very similar to Adderall. “The feeling was pretty much the same. Your senses are heightened, and you want to get things done.” Drew said that made him seriously think about his decision to use Adderall and look into different medications to treat ADHD.
become difficult, especially for college students who have jobs in addition to school. One question to ask yourself is, if many of your classmates are using Adderall and you are not, are you putting yourself at a disadvantage? I asked if Drew felt the need to take Adderall to stay competitive. Drew stated that in the business school he did feel that way, so he was using more Adderall. Now he is in a less competitive major and he does not feel like he needs to take Adderall everyday. He does have prescriptions for these medications, however, even he responded to mounting pressure by taking more Adderall to keep up. UNH student Kayla says she has never taken Adderall or other stimulants. She thinks that other students using Adderall is unfair to those who abstain from using the drug. Her concern is that using performance enhancing drugs for academics creates what she dubbed “fake intelligence.”
If someone is using stimulants it becomes difficult to distinguish between what this individual is capable of independently and what the individual is capable of on Adderall. Whether or not Adderall truly gives students an advantage is questionable. If students have ADHD and are using the medication correctly, than it can level out the playing field for them. However, just because this medication is effective for individuals with ADHD, does not necessarily mean these benefits will apply to the general public. Adderall does not improve cognitive function, however, it can increase focus and energy levels. The increased energy that comes from taking Adderall does not last forever. Grace-Bishop explains, “If you are taking a drug that stimulates the brain, it is going to get tired at some point.” Just like with caffeine, after the Adderall wears off your energy level will crash. The benefits of using Adderall -13-
There are other ways to give yourself an advantage. According to Grace-Bishop, there are drug free ways to achieve the desired focused and productive mindset that Adderall produces. Most of these methods are basic selfcare; getting enough sleep, eating well, exercising. Also taking a ten minute study break every hour can improve your concentration. These are pretty obvious suggestions and are much harder than just popping a pill, but they achieve the same objective without risks of addiction or causing bodily harm. Attitudes towards Adderall may have changed in recent years, but this is no reason not to be skeptical. Recall the mass prescribing of OxyContin in the 90s; we cannot necessarily trust the judgement of pharmaceutical companies. The mindset that these stimulants are somehow safer than illicit stimulates because they come from a pharmacist rather than a drug dealer may be askew. In this high pressure world I think we might just all need to take a second and reflect on what our priorities truly are.
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brave new world Mia Barbera | Contributing Writer
Durham—At the University of New Hampshire the air is a little warmer, the sunlight is out for longer, and -- despite the sporadic snowfall in April-- the students are excited for spring. To throw a frisbee on the quad, sunbathe for hours, or go hiking in the woods. However, the atmosphere for some students is bittersweet. For many students, it marks the last first day of a semester. They are excited to go back, yet hesitant because they know that soon they will have to start a new chapter in the real world. “The fear I have with graduating is joining the real world,” said Malia Delorme, a senior at UNH. “College only gives you a glimpse of this. Also, making certain decisions such as where I want to live or what I want to do with my major can make a huge impact on the rest of my life. Wondering if I’m going to make the right choices out of college scares me.” The idea of freedom -- being allowed to pick your classes, go out with your friends, even stay up later-- gets bigger as students continue the schooling process. Middle school gives more freedom than elementary school, high school gives more freedom than middle school, and college gives more freedom than any other schooling. As Delorme says, it still does not compare to the type of freedom that comes with graduation. At college, you are not entirely on your own. In a dorm room, students don’t have to pay for tv, internet, cable, or electricity. In some apartments laundry and water are free, and the gym is
Seniors Abby McDonough, Malia Delorme and Elise McDonough
free for everyone who is a student. When you live out in the real world, most likely, all of these things will have to be paid for. In order to afford these necessities, students need a job once they
changing, it’s normal for seniors like McDonough to experience hesitation when it comes to functioning on their own. This past month the United States has experienced a job crisis. “America added 103,000 jobs in March, slower than previous months and well below expectaThe fear I have with wrote Patrick Gillespie for graduating is joining the tions,” CNN. real world It’s impossible to tell whether gas prices are going to skyrocket, or apartment prices are going to plummet, or companies are going reach the point of their graduato be hiring. These are a lot of tion. things that seniors walking the “I don’t expect to be handed a job, streets of UNH contemplate as but I am not particularly worried graduation draws nearer. about not being able to find one. While finding a job and acquiring The biotech and bioengineering money are all reasonable conindustries are expanding in this cerns, so is worrying about social area,” said Abby McDonough, life. a senior at UNH. “Other living expenses are more intimidating “In college, it’s easy to see your because I haven’t had to pay for friends. If you don’t live with all my living expenses directly them you’ll see them on the yet.” weekends or at the gym or even in the dining hall. When I gradWith the economy constantly
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uate I will be moving back home and I won’t have friends at my fingertips all the time,” said Katie Manis, a senior at UNH. “Instead of going home to my friends, I’ll be going home to my parents. Nursing hours can be kind of unusual; a lot of weekends, nights, and 12-hour shifts. When you’re not on the same schedule as the rest of your friends, it makes it hard to see them.” College is like a home away from home. Even though students are away from their biological family, they make a new family with the friends they decide to make. However, since students that attend UNH are from all over the country, it may be hard to see those friends post-graduation. As Manis says, they are not going to be there all the time, or maybe even at all. Although college is supposed to be a fun experience, some even call it the best time of their lives, it really is meant for one thing: to prepare students for the real world. UNH offers many opportunities to explore what a student wants to do with their career, but does the college really prepare students for the rest of their lives? Many seniors will agree that the program they are in has helped them with finding internships that display what a real job will
be like. For Manis and Delorme who are both nursing majors, even though the coursework is rigorous, it pays off in the end because it was fully immersive and they both learned a lot.
“I am definitely nervous about getting a job and starting my post-college life. It can be scary to think about how after graduation, all decisions that I make in terms of my career, living situation, etc. will affect my future. The deci“It has taught me that sacrifices sions that I make in the next few often have to be made for my months, especially in terms of profession. Nurses are required jobs that I apply for and one that to work holidays and the hours I select, will impact me greatly are unusual, so making it to every over the next few years,” Kelly event or get together is not possi- Skettini UNH Commencement 2017 a senior at the University ble. I’ve learned this and come to of Delaware said. terms with it,” Manis said. What students put into college All across the nation seniors is what they get out of it. While are worried about money, jobs, there are many factors to beliving situations, and everything ing prepared for the real world, else that has to do with living on college may or may not have an their own and becoming a fulleffect on your outcome. on adult. Luckily there are many “I don’t know if it was specifically with older siblings who have UNH that prepared me. I think been through the graduating exmy experiences there played a perience, and can look up to them huge role in what I’m doing and for guidance. how I’m doing it, but I’ve had Not knowing whether the econmy mind set on what I want to omy will teeter when they graddo for most of my life from my home experiences too. I, however, uate or whether it will be flourwould not be the person that I am ishing certainly doesn’t help. But entering the real world calls for today if not for my experiences everything to be uncertain. This at UNH,” said Michaela Stokke, includes what their social life class of 2017. is going to look like. They may UNH is located in Durham, New be able to still party like they’re Hampshire. Not too far from Bos- in college, or be forced to live a ton and about 20 minutes away more work focused life. from Portsmouth. But fears from soon-to-be graduates are the same “I fear that I’ll turn into a 22-year even further south. old grandma!” Manis jokes.
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crazy home town stories Meredith Clarke | Contributing Writer
Foreword: We at Main Street know your secret. You love true crime stories. We know you’ve already binge watched all of Criminal Minds, Law and Order SVU and Dexter. We know some of you know the Ted Bundy story by heart or have your own OJ Simpson conspiracy theories. You may have hours and hours of My Favorite Murder and Last Podcast on the Left queued on your podcast app. Well we’re no different, so we decided to let you guys tell us the fucked up shit that happened while you were growing up from beheadings to arson enjoy. * all location names have been deleted to preserve the privacy of those affected. Though these stories are interesting they are real events with real victims, and should be treated with appropriate sensitivity
“... he grabbed her head and pro- claimed he was God’s justifier” “So what happened was this mental patient went into rob a Chinese store which is what we call a dollar store kind of thing, so he went in as a regular customer and he went into steal one of the katanas on the main desk. A katana is a huge sword used in the Japanese war I guess, so he stole that and he went outside and to the first person he saw who happen to be an English woman who happened to be on the Canary Islands at the time, he took a swing at her and beheaded her and then proceeded to let the body hang there but he grabbed her head and proclaimed he was God’s justifier and he was there to make some justice. He ran across the entire block until the security guard from the store tried to stop him but it wasn’t until a guy in a motorcycle was coming around the block took a swing
at him with his helmet that knocked him down and the head kept rolling and rolling down the street passed a kids park. It’s kinda fucked up when you think about it. – Chiara Vercellone
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“We thought a spaceship had landed on the roof of the school...”
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“So in sixth grade I was in English class and theteacher was kind of droning on and suddenly there was a big bang. We thought a spaceship had landed on the roof of the school and about an hour later the principal came on the speaker and announced that a house had exploded on the other side of town. That’s not something you hear too often, you hear of houses catching on fire, but this house legitimately exploded; it didn’t exist anymore. It took months for people to figure out if the guy had done it intentionally or suicide but it turned out he had gone to her girlfriend’s house, opened up the natural gas tank, and lit everything on fire to commit suicide.” – Grant Erikson “We were partying out in the woods and the cops came, this girl ran off the cliff and no one saw her or where she went, everyone just ran off. The cops when they were out there heard a little bit of breathing and she was pinned between two rocks and they took her out but she almost died. She had a head contusion, she was in a coma for a few weeks. She was a D1 lacrosse recruit.” – Ben Lania
“She heard all kinds of screaming so she went out to see and sure enough the kid was down there in a pool of blood”
“So my mother was a lunch lady in the Walpole middle school, there was some kid there who had a real shitty family life at home and he didn’t’ really have many friends and uh he was depressed and shit and one day he brought in a shotgun into school, I guess it was in his bag. I think there was some stipulation like his father wasn’t even supposed to fucking have it. Anyways this kid brought it in and went into the cafeteria and held it with the barrel under his chin and his friend went and grabbed the barrel and pull it away. So because of that the kid didn’t kill himself but he basically managed to blow his face off. The whole blast basically blew his face up over his forehead like a fucking flap. So my mother was working in the kitchen and she heard what sounded like a bag of chips basically. She heard all kinds of screaming so she went out to see and sure enough the kid was down there in a pool of blood fucking gurgling blowing bubbles with all of his blood and shit and she was an EMT so she fucking dealt with shit like that all the time.
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having to pick up his jaw from underneath a chair from the other side of the cafeteria. But uh she got back and we didn’t eat red food for five months.” – Shawn Taylor
The dad somehow escaped but the mom and girls died in the fire. The cops didn’t even know what was happening. The guys almost got away. “So when I was in sixth grade one morning I was getting ready for school and my mom was watching the news and was just like ‘What is going on in our town?’ It turns out these two kids in the middle of the night snuck into the back of this family’s basement. They brought the dad into the basement, tied him to a pole and beat him almost to death and then just left him there to bleed out. They went back upstairs and raped the mom and two daughters. They then drove the mom to the bank and told her to withdraw all their money. The bank teller knew something was up and called the cops. The guys took the mom back to the house where they tied them all up and lit the house on fire. The dad somehow escaped but the mom and girls died in the fire. The cops didn’t even know what was happening. The guys almost got away. They eventually got them and it was a big deal because the death penalty was being debated, so they kept going on and off death row. The dad ended up remarrying and moving out of [our hometown] but their house is now just an empty lot and it’s just this eerie part of [our hometown] that people don’t really talk about.” Liz Cunningham
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What Would Wes Do? Anna Parisi | Contributing Writer
“Unlike the Tarantinos of the world, Anderson keeps more to himself, putting his work out there for the world without the need to explain.” A scene from Moonrise Kingdom
Wes Anderson is an American film director, producer and screenwriter who has single-handedly carved out an entire sub-genre of cinema, one in which handlebar mustaches, alt-folk music, and offbeat characters reign supreme. He has a wide collection of critically-acclaimed films under his belt: Moonrise Kingdom, The Grand Budapest Hotel, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, Rushmore, Fantastic Mr. Fox, and most recently, Isle of Dogs. The first Wes Anderson movie I ever saw was The Grand Budapest Hotel. For a film that’s not exactly advertised as a comedy, I had never laughed so hard in my life. There’s just something about the timing and deliverance of the dialogue that got me. Not only that, but the storyline was brilliant, the acting absurd and the visuals entrancing. When the lights turned on in the theater and people began to exit, I just looked at the person next to me and said, “fucking A.” Unfortunately, that person was my dad and he told me to watch my profanity. But I think he liked it too. There is a certain formula to these
films; a range of traits that guarantee Wes-gasms. All of his films alternate between muted and saturated hues, as the use of color is crucial to his carefully constructed landscapes. The Grand Budapest Hotel is especially bold in color, going further as to distinguish three different time periods. The 1930s focus on reds, yellows and blues, the ‘60s on yellows, greens and golds and the hues of the ‘80s, organic and unfiltered.
“The use of color is crucial to his carefully constructed landscapes.” Moonrise Kingdom works with warm, desaturated colors, evading all harsh shades, symbolic in a story of children running away from an adult world. Anderson takes this even further with Tilda Swinton’s character, a Social Services agent, who is always wearing heavy shades of blue. Perhaps the most identifiable trait of Wes Anderson films is the arsenal of actors he has at his disposal. Ander—18 —
son believes in a recurring troupe of actors, recognizable faces that reinforce a sense of familiarity and nostalgia; motifs of which he is quite fond of. The crew (including, but not limited to): Bill Murray, Owen Wilson, Luke Wilson, Ed Norton, Willem Dafoe, Jason Schwartzman, Anjelica Huston, Adrien Brody, Tilda Swinton, Harvey Keitel, and Jeff Goldblum. Side note: anyone who appreciates Jeff Goldblum in the way Wes Anderson appreciates Jeff Goldblum deserves all that is good in this world. You’ll notice that people talk very strangely in Anderson’s worlds. There is a lack of rhythm to the dialogue; no metronome. Characters talk-matter-of-factly and in a deadpan manner, and honestly, it’s fucking hilarious. Comedic lines are delivered expressionless, dry and without sentiment. A line I’m particularly partial to is one from The Grand Budapest Hotel, in which Dmetri (Adrien Brody) is attempting to decry M. Gustave (Ralph Fiennes), “This man is a ruthless adventurer and a con artist who preys on mentally feeble, sick old ladies! And he probably fucks them,
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“His use of soundtrack targets specific moments within his films and emboldens them, fleshing out tones no visual could dictate.”
too!” to which M. Gustave replies, “I go to bed with all my friends.” Now imagine the line “I go to bed with all my friends” being said with a shrug and a genuine lack of self-awareness. There is something to be said about Wes Anderson’s family values. Family matters. Whether it be the dysfunctional Tenenbaums or the directionless Zissous, family dynamics are at the heart of every one of Anderson’s stories. Even the unintentional bonds like that of 15-year old student Max Fischer (Jason Schwartzman) and industrialist Herman Blume (Bill
“Each brood is equally socially impaired, but diverse in perspective and in cohabitation.” Murray) in Rushmore evoke a sense of kinship. Each brood is equally socially impaired, but diverse in perspective and in cohabitation. Amidst the family chaos he manages to stray from sappy archetypes because Anderson doesn’t do sappy. Anderson does melancholy. In terms of camera techniques, Anderson sticks to slow motion, symmetry and montage. This attention to the visual is what makes An-
derson so unique as a director. His obsession with symmetrical balance borders on mania, but it makes sense. Asymmetrical shots would take away from the fantastical, illusive quality of his films. Modern filmmakers gravitate more toward the rule of thirds, but Anderson remains unconventional as always. He’s big on sound. His use of soundtrack targets specific moments within his films and emboldens them, fleshing out tones no visual could dictate. One of his most brilliant and harrowing examples of this is the use of Elliot Smith’s “Needle in the Hay” during Richie’s (Luke Wilson) suicide attempt in The Royal Tenenbaums. Wilson’s performance, the chilling song and Above: Fan art of Grand Budapest Hotel the shade of blue that filters the Below: Fan art of movie characters scene make for movie magic. The use of opera in Moonrise Kingdom, The Rolling Stones’ “I Am Waiting” and brash. As a public figure, he in Rushmore, Seu Jorjes’ cover of is quiet and reserved. Unlike the David Bowie’s “Life On Mars” in Tarantinos of the world, Anderson The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou keeps more to himself, putting his are among many of the reasons why work out there for the world withyou can’t find a Wes Anderson film out the need to explain a single without a killer soundtrack. There is thing. You either get it or you don’t, no Wes Anderson film that does not an idea that captures the essence of have an amazing set list. In fact, go his cinematic style. Part of his flair is ahead and put “Wes Anderson film this unapologetic artistry in which with shitty soundtrack” on your list he celebrates surrealism and doesn’t of things that don’t exist. dare sacrifice that for a dose of reality. WWWD (What would Wes As a director, Wes Anderson is bold Do)? Whatever the hell he wants. — 19 —
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These photos were taken at Acadia National Park (right page), and at the Eaglet in Franconia (left page)
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character drives this team Douglas Rodoski | Contributing Writers
On the evening of October 18, 2015, I was finishing my day with my US Army Reserve unit, drilling that weekend at Fort Devens, Massachusetts. I was about to log off in the computer classroom when I decided to check my Wildcat’s email one last time. “Hey Doug! Unofficial results but we just WON Head of the Charles - do you think we can get a story in? I have amazing pictures.” This from one of the graduate assistants on the UNH Women’s crew team. The Head of the Charles Regatta, also known as HOCR, is a rowing race held every October since 1965 on the Charles River, which separates Boston and Cambridge, Massachusetts. Featuring 11,000 athletes that row in over 1,900 boats in 61 events, it is the largest two-day regatta in the world. UNH finished the 4800 meter course in the Women’s Collegiate Fours with a time of 19 minutes and 30.913 seconds. The crew included seniors Alison Smith and Megan Mottola, and sophomores Sydney Michalak and Emily Lane. Senior David Desaulniers, previously of the UNH men’s crew team, manned the coxswain position on the boat, meaning he steered the boat and executed the race plan to their victory. The 2015 gold medal was won with a very special boat. The Vespoli 4+ model was dedicated before the race to Susan L. Harning, mother of 2015 alumni and coxswain Lisa Harning. Susan died in 2014, after a courageous battle with lung cancer. Lisa’s father, Gene Harning, spoke at the dedication and participated in the christening with the team.
UNH Women’s crew team practicing at Jackson’s Landing
Rachel Rawlinson, the head coach in 2015, emphasized the unique dynamic between the coaching staff and the athletes.
State, Philadelphia and Trinity. What I like to call “New England resiliency” radiates from the Wildcat rowers, then and now.
“Rowing is a very unique sport, there are no time outs or substitutions. The athletes and coxswains must be responsible and drive their own level of commitment and competition,” said Rawlinson.
“A lot of the teams on that course were funded, or have a lot of opportunities,” added Megan Mottola. “We have been tracking through mud. The hours on the ergonomic training equipment, and the hours on the water – I just love every part of this team!”
Senior coxswain and men’s team president David Desaulniers summed up both the tactics and the emotion of the victory. “We got to the first boat early. I was communicating with the team with my headset, to the two speakers in the rear,” said Desaulniers. “We finished two lengths away. The 19 minutes went by like nothing, I’ve never had a crew just hammer on it…we were lightning out there; we made the other crews look like they were just sitting there.” Sophomore Sydney Michalak concurred, “The starts were staggered, so it is difficult to gauge where you were; but I remember we just started passing boats. At one point, David said we have a chance here if you keep pulling.” Among the major schools that the Wildcats had to overcome in this race were Penn — 22 —
Lane spoke to the work ethic as well. “Other teams have recruiting advantages. We are walk-ons, barely ever recognized. I transferred in from a Div. 2 school. They had top of the line facilities, but I wouldn’t trade anything for this team. We’re not about materialistic things,” said Lane. I recently reached out to Alison Smith, who is currently a second-year graduate student at Appalachian State University. She has certainly come a long way since I was in Calculus 1 with her when she was a freshman. Smith spoke to that 2015 gold medal. “The 2015 Head of the Charles Regatta was one of the most incredible experiences of my life, and yet is still such as blur. What
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I remember most from that day was the overwhelming feeling of unity throughout the entire race. Our boat moved as one cohesive unit and those cheering from the shore were just as much a part of the experience as those in the boat. We were part of something bigger than ourselves.”
trup. I asked Michalak, who is on her way to row for Syracuse University after this year, how she will use her UNH experience to succeed and help other rowers.
“They showed me how to hold an oar in my hand and properly take a stroke. More Smith says she learned about importantly though, UNH the importance of choices — and making correct ones — while she rowing showed me how to take every stroke with integrity, fire, was a Wildcat rower. and determination, driven by the compassion I hold for my “My experience as a member teammates. I learned how to be of the UNH Women’s Rowing mentally tough when faced with Team has informed everything that I do in life,” she said. “ I have adversity, and how to make the the opportunity to show up every best of every possible scenario,” day and make choices. The choice said Michalak. to show up in the first place, the I asked Danielle Noriega, a choice to engage and be fully junior psychology major, if she present, the choice to challenge noticed a culture change after the those around me to live their best gold medal wins. lives.” “Since we won at Head of the “We go into every race Charles…we still remain modwanting to do as well as we est, humble, and hard working,” can, and make sure that the Noriega said. “We go into every wanting to do as well as we row feels great for every- race can, and make sure that the row one in the boat.” feels great for everyone in the boat.” What happens when perseverance and resourcefulness link Spring Break 2018 involved up with youthful enthusiasm and the annual training sessions for great coaching at the intersection the rowers on Lake Lanier in of tradition and destiny? You get a Gainesville, Georgia. This was second gold medal in three years, the site of the 1996 Olympics. The for the UNH women’s crew team. boats are taken down by truck On October 22, 2017, two years and trailer, while the main body after the winning the gold medal of coaches and students travel by at the Head of the Charles Regat- bus. ta, the UNH women’s crew team repeated the feat. Senior Reed Bell gave his take on the training regimen as a The Wildcat women finished member of the men’s team. the course in 18:20.141, over three seconds ahead of second-place “Our ‘spring break’ is Lafayette University. Once again anything but a ‘break,’” said Bell, racing to victory in the Susan L. who is a Mechanical Engineer Harning, the rowers completed major. “While in Gainesville, we the 3 mile course for women’s row anywhere from two to three collegiate fours ahead of 35 other times a day. Our sessions are schools, many of them Division 1. intense, and fun. Despite being in Georgia, the past two years have Rowing the boat this time been quite cold, with temperawere UNH seniors, Sydney Mitures anywhere from low to high chalak, Emily Lane, Emily Ville30s in the morning.” neuve and Bri Doherty, as well as sophomore Melissa Clivio-WenReturning to Durham on the — 23 —
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weekend of March 17 and 18, the team soon got busy preparing the launch site right on the Great Bay Estuary, at Jackson’s Landing. As a journalist, I enjoy reporting on sports from up close. I have witnessed UNH crew team practices twice from the coach’s launch, appreciating the interaction between coach and athlete right there on the water. I did this most recently on the morning of April 3, 2018, a ‘zero dark thirty’ rendezvous at Jackson’s Landing in balmy 25 degree (Fahrenheit) weather. Coach Mackenzie Dowdy outfitted me in the same extreme weather coveralls that the other coaches wore. Upper classmen led stretching and calisthenics for the whole team, both men and women. The practice involved three “eights” or eight rower boats, and two “fours.” The athletes were watched over and instructed by the three coaches in separate launches. “We have a small window to work with,” Coach Dowdy said. “We have to account for the tides. There was a full moon recently and that effects conditions, too.” The rowers headed for the open area of the Great Bay tidal estuary, not far from the Route 4 causeway. “There is an intersection of five rivers in the Great Bay,” said Dowdy. “They are the Bellamy River, the Oyster River, the Lamprey River, the Squamscott River, and the Winnicut.” Once staged, the coaches instructed the team on the cycles they were to work on. The cycles are rated as strokes per minute. “Right now we are working on ratings of 20 to 25 strokes per minute,” she said. “In competition this will go over thirty per cycle.” With determination on their faces, the boats head towards
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Jackson’s landing. Dowdy ob serves one underclassman who is not extending her legs fully. Her voice is encouraging but firm. “Get the full extension for your legs,” she shouts out over the megaphone. Stiff wind and choppy water do not hinder the rowers as they grind away. Finally, Dowdy brings them to a halt as the dock comes in to view. Pulling alongside one of the eights, Dowdy makes a teaching point to the student she corrected earlier. “Do you see what I meant,” Dowdy asked. “It helps if you get the full extension with your legs.” The rower acknowledges. Despite conditions, the students were motivated and all business once on the water. The following Thursday, April 5th 2018 I was accompanied by MSM digital editor Blake Wasson. Armed with photographic equipment, we got another water line view of the early morning practice runs. Bri Doherty emphasized the strength of teamwork, and of the coaching staff. “Both Dowdy and Fowler were rowers for the UNH program,” Doherty said. “So their experience has been vital for us as collegiate rowers. I think they read individual rowers very easily
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when thinking of the best way to stored on the third floor courts in coach a rower. They know that the Hamel Rec center. each rower contributes something The dedication of the rowunique to a boat, so they have to coach each rower uniquely.” ers and coaching staff makes me wonder: would the rowers thrive Junior Grant Erickson, a Civil more as a Division 1 or Division 2 Engineering major, weighed in on the connection between the men’s team? and women’s teams. Stacey Hall, Ph.D. is the Director of Campus Recreation at “A really important time that Hamel Student Recreation Centhe men and women support each ter. I reached out to her regardother is during winter training,” ing the funding of club teams at said Erickson. “During the body UNH. of practices we will typically be doing separate workouts, but “The funding model for when we can we like to end sport clubs is each club can practices with some sort of whole request support from Campus team event. Recently, we finished Recreation on an annual basis,” one of our indoor practices with said Hall. “Most of each club’s a men vs. women dance off. That budget comes from self-generated sort of light-hearted competition revenue. This includes member and camaraderie goes a long way dues, fundraisers, sponsorships, to reinforce the connection beand donations,” said Hall. tween the men and the women.” “I am not aware of any initia“Another important time we tives to change the sports that are support each other is at race part of the varsity program,” she days,” Erickson said. “We make it said. “In my experience working a priority to be present at the finwith clubs over the last 25 years, ish line whenever it is appropriate to cheer on one another. I am there are often some students who have an interest in the sport very grateful to have such strong and passionate women to call my changing to a varsity program.” team mates and friends.” “The Men’s and Women’s As a club team, the rowers Rowing Clubs have a long history have been around quite a bit over of members who are very enthe past few years. There was an gaged, learn from the experience, ergonomic room last year, but and apply what they have learned that building was torn down. into their careers,” Hall said. From there the team had a temporary space in Nesmith Hall. “Many alumni are still engaged in Currently, the erg equipment is the program and provide much appreciated support.” I felt compelled to write this piece for the departing seniors that I have known, over the past few years. Yet truthfully, it is a salute to the long lineage of courageous UNH women’s and men’s rowers, as well as today’s undergraduates and departing seniors. They have created a culture of character, and success.
2017 Women’s Crew Team after they won the Head of The Charles Race | Photo courtesy of Felicia Fowler
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call it the testoster-room Jamie Ammon | Contributing Writer At the old gym, the chief complaint was the alienation perceived by new parties—or even long-time gym-goers who didn’t quite share the body style of some of the other frequent flyers. That downstairs room could feel like a panic-inducing coffin to those looking to learn how to get in shape. This is not so with the new HRC.
A UNH student using equipment at Hamel Rec Center
Everyone at UNH knows the layout of the Hamel Rec Center. Girls work out on the second floor with the treadmills. Boys work out in the less-than-affectionately nicknamed, “Testoster-room,” the boxed off area in the old gym. While the first floor of the new gym may be marginally more mixed, it’s undeniable that more women work out on the cardio-based machines by the door and more men do the heavy-lifting deeper in the room by the mirrors. This is all elementary knowledge. It’s as obvious as it is true—or is it? The $35 million Hamel Rec Center expansion was completed and became open to students and the public in August, 2016. To a gym-virgin, this shiny new exercise center could seem intimidating. The gender-based layout makes women ill at ease in the male-populated sections, and less-than-jacked men can feel intimidated around the big men and bigger equipment. But contrary to what we see through our fear-goggles, the higher-ups at the HRC planned and re-planned this new gym with one goal in mind: to welcome all who would like to attend.
Although the old room still exists, it now caters specifically to those interested in lifting heavier weights and focusing on strength training. For more diverse or beginner workouts, the rest of the gym awaits. Upon entering the gym and turning right, beginner material is found in First Floor Fitness. The machines on this floor are more user-friendly, although less diverse. Contrary to the intentions of the staff, however, the co-opting of machines by specific genders is undeniable. It seems that picking things up and putting them down will never shake its manly connotation. Directly above First Floor Fitness is—cleverly enough—Second Floor Fitness. Here the cardio options are of a wider variety, and free weights stand in for the numerous machines on the first floor. Mats provide space for stretching and core exercise, and a track circles the entire area. Even the corners of the track don’t go to waste—body weight equipment and more mats occupy almost every square foot. Functional Fitness, the area directly adjacent to Second Floor Fitness, caters to more specific circuit training, while allowing the option to use the track to add cardio. Even so, the gym can still invoke anxiety. Like most fitness centers, both men and women have expressed discomfort at the treatment they’ve received from others working out. Many have admit — 25 —
ted to being jeered at about the weights they lift, or the amount of time they occupy certain equipment. Some members of the gym who see themselves as more entitled to the space may attempt to assert their dominance by pushing their insecurities on others. When asked about the issue, the HRC staff made their no-tolerance policy clear. Partnered with ReportIt! and the Office of Community Standards, the HRC commits to making the space friendly and safe for everyone. Anyone that goes against the behavioral policy is susceptible to consequences of suspension or losing permission to use the gym. “People need to understand that going to the gym is a privilege, not a right,” asserts Stacey Hall, Director of the HRC. The policy is in the student handbook, and printed on every day pass bought by a non-student. Violators of this policy will face due process and retribution, accordingly.
“Picking things up and putting them down will never shake its manly connotation” With all of these efforts, it seemsstrange that this gender-division would be so widely felt. Are we scared to work out near the opposite gender? Do we assume that spaces are intentionally divided, and distribute ourselves accordingly? Division at the gym may be a self-fulfilling prophecy, thrust on us by decades of gender-roles, accurate or otherwise. In spite of this pervasive issue, one thing remains true: working out is about feeling good. If you wanna get fit and feel strong, work out where you feel best—gender roles be damned.
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Michael Mawson | Contributing Writer Chris Doyle is taking a leave of absence from the University of New Hampshire to live out the dream of many basketball fans: making it in the NBA. No, Doyle won’t be going up against the likes of LeBron James or Kevin Durant on the hardwood. Instead, he will be grabbing a controller, as he was just drafted into the brand-new NBA 2K League. It was co-founded by the National Basketball Association (NBA) and Take-Two Interactive Software, the creators of the popular video game franchise NBA 2K.
“I came back senior year and I played a couple minutes a game, I wasn’t anything special,” he said. Doyle is still passionate about the game, and plays real pick-up games once or twice a week. “I kind of take it easy, I kind of just post up, I can still shoot,” he said. The injury turned his attention to a different outlet to play basketball competitively, through video games.
The season will include head-tohead matchups,3 tournaments, and a playoff. There is a total of $1 million in prizes to be won. Doyle will receive a $32,000 salary for his four-month contract.
Doyle who was a senior at UNH studying marketing and management when he took the spring semester off to focus on going professional as a basketball gamer.
“I had dreams of making it to the NBA when I was younger and I kind of did, indirectly, with the NBA 2K League,” Doyle said.
Then, during his sophomore season, everything changed for him. Doyle suffered a torn ACL, torn MCL, a partially torn PCL, and a torn meniscus while playing basketball. The injury forced him to miss the remainder of the season. He would return his junior year, where he tore his meniscus again. He was never the same basketball player after the injury.
“It was incredible,” Doyle said about being drafted. “I felt like I was an actual NBA player going up there for the NBA draft. All the work I had done, and all the games I had played throughout my career kind of led up to that one moment.”
The league features 17 teams who are directly affiliated with NBA teams.
It features the best NBA 2K players in the world going head to head and, essentially, the games are set up as a typical NBA game with five players on each side and the gamers controlling a particular position.
The recruitment is particularly personal for Doyle considering his struggles with basketball in the past. He played high school basketball in Hampton, NH for the Winnacunnet Warriors.
son Square Garden Arena.
“I knew this opportunity was one that I couldn’t pass up on”
“After winning the
The NBA 2K franchise has been around since 1999, but the recent trend in professional gaming gave them the opportunity to partner with the NBA and create a professional league out of the popular video game. Doyle was drafted in the second round with the 24th pick of the inaugural NBA 2K League draft by the Raptors Uprising GC on April 4 in New York City’s Madi—26 —
$250,000, we got to play five NBA players right after which was Kevin Durant, Kyrie Irving, Paul George, CJ McCollum and Aaron Gordon ” he said. “I only have one semester left, and I’m actually going to finish that in the fall.”
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Doyle will be moving from his home in Hampton Falls, N.H. to Toronto for the four-month long season, which runs from May to August. “I’ve never been to the country of Canada so that’s going to be a totally different experience,” he said. “I’m looking forward to living there.”
the win. “They announced the league right after we had won, so I was feeling confident that I could make it,” Doyle said. Doyle has been able to meet some of the best basketball players in the world thanks to his success with the controller.
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in a combine where they had to play 40 games. League officials evaluated all players based on tradition statistics, advanced statistics, and overall game film. They then narrowed the 72,000 down to 250. From there, they held one-onone live interviews with each player. A selection committee then narrowed the remaining 250 down to the 102 players who would be drafted. “I was actually one of the last people to get the call,” Doyle said. “I was kind of getting nervous. But then I got the call, I was actually in the shower when I got it so I had to get out of there and answer that quickly.” He described the days during the combine process as “kind of boring.”
Doyle (right) with NBA 2K Managing Editor Brian Donahue (left) after being drafted to Raptors Uprising GC
Doyle has been a highly competitive player in the 2K world for years. He marks winning the NBA 2K17 All-Star Tournament championship with his team “STILL TRILL” as the moment he realized he could make this brand new professional esports league. The tournament featured some of the best 2K players around the world teaming up in groups of five and competing against each other for a prize of $250,000. Doyle’s “STILL TRILL” team defeated team “Throwdown” 75-58 in the championship game on Feb. 17, 2017 in New Orleans, La. All five members of “STILL TRILL” received $50,000 each for
“After winning the $250,000 we got to play five NBA players right after which was Kevin Durant, Kyrie Irving, Paul George, CJ McCollum and Aaron Gordon,” he said. “We ended up blowing them out.” He has also been able to meet other NBA players like Devon Booker, Jayson Tatum, Kemba Walker amongst others at various 2K events. The process to making the NBA 2K League was highly competitive. There were more than 72,000 players who qualified, according to NBA.2K. com/2kleague, the leagues official website. From there, players participated — 27 —
“I would wake up, play some 2K, take a break half-way through the day, go to the gym, get some food. Then I would play a little more 2k and then maybe watch a basketball game later in the day,” he said. Doyle estimates that he spends about three hours a day playing 2K. He has been playing online with his four other “STILL TRILL” teammates; Kenny Got Work, Dimez, Swizurk, and Timelycook, since NBA2K11, which was released seven years ago. Dimez was the first overall pick in this year’s draft. “We saw that coming,” Doyle said. Every member of “STILL TRILL” was drafted within the first three rounds of the draft. Doyle views his experience playing with such great teammates as
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an advantage for him. “We teach each other things that we might not have known and we help each other on the court and off the court, and getting better at the game. So playing with the best of the best is obviously going to make you better, just like in real life. If you’re a younger kid and playing with older kids, you’re obviously going to get better,” he said. “Kenny Got Work” was the first round pick of Raptors Uprising GC, meaning he and Doyle will be reunited as teammates once again. “Me and Kenny go way back,” he said. “He’s one of the best teammates, if not the best teammate I’ve ever had the pleasure to play with. For us to be reunited on the same team, it means everything.” Doyle is excited to start this new
chapter in his life and has his goals set high. “The main goal would have to be get a championship for the city of Toronto and the country of Canada,” he said. As for long term goals, his thoughts stay the same. “I kind of want to be like the Bill Russell, if you will, at the end. I want to have the most championships out of anyone that ever participated. I want to go down as a legend and one of the best to ever touch the controller. While Doyle has accomplished his goal of becoming a professional athlete, this is not how he pictured it growing up. He played basketball competitively at a high level at a young age.
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basketball team during his freshmen year of high school was his greatest on court accomplishment. Doyle goes by the username “Detoxys” which he said was made by a high-school friend “back in the Call of Duty days.” “He made it for me and I like how it sounded, I like how it looked, so I just said “alright” and that’s been my tag ever since,” he said. Doyle already has plans once his first season as a professional 2k player comes to a close. “As soon as the league ends, I’m going right back to UNH, finishing up my last nine credits. I think I’m going to commute for my last semester, and finish up my degree,” he said.
He believes making the varsity
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ice ice, maybe? Madison Forsberg | Managing Editor
DURHAM— On any given Friday night, on any given college campus, there is a chant that anyone is sure to hear: “Ice! Ice! Ice! Ice!” It is the designated chant of the latest drinking trend that is sweeping through the generation of young 20-somethings. The trend? Icing. The drink? Smirnoff Ice’s. The point? Tricking your friends and getting drunk, it seems. Icing is simple, all one needs is a Smirnoff Ice and a place to hide it. The only real rules are: if you find an Ice hidden somewhere you need to chug it on the spot, and the more creative the hiding place the better. Now, there is a special rule called “Ice Block,” which is if you find an Ice but are already holding your own Smirnoff Ice then whoever hid the trap needs to drink it, but this doesn’t happen very often. Especially since it seems the only time anyone buys a Smirnoff Ice is to play this game.
“He chugged the liquid with impressive speed, and all I remember thinking is ‘Oh boy...’” This trend started to arise back in 2017. The word is that a group of southern college fraternity brothers put the game online back in 2010, however the trend didn’t catch on nationwide until recent years. The first Ice I had ever witnessed was at my older friends apartment during my sophomore year of college. I was invited to attend a smallish party and I had no idea what was in store for that night. He had booby-trapped
ices all over the apartment and all it took was one of his guest’s to open the kitchen drawer and it all started.
in taste. Let’s just say you can either get off easy with a Raspberry, or get really unlucky with Grape.
“Ice! Ice! Ice!” the room erupted. The poor sap standing in front of the drawer grabbed the bottle, took the cap off and took a knee with what seemed like an air of confidence and amusement. Yes, not only are people chanting for you to chug the sugary liquor concoction, but you need to take a knee while doing it, as if it is a mighty challenge.
What’s especially interesting is how this trend is spreading, and not just from college to college. Once college kids head home for the holidays many of them share the tradition by icing their moms, dads and uncles. And what’s so entertaining is that even people who don’t normally binge drink, or even drink regularly, are partaking in this game, all in the spirit of having a bit of fun.
He chugged the liquid with impressive speed, and all I remember thinking is “Oh boy, I really hope that never happens to me because it probably would be more pathetic than impressive.” What really baffled me was how instinctively everyone jumped in to participate and watch. I seemed to be the only person there who didn’t know to start chanting “Ice!” with my hands in the air and excitement on my face. Don’t get me wrong, I was amused, but was still working through quite a bit of confusion as I tried to wrap my head around what this game possibly was, and work out where the other Ice’s were hidden so I wouldn’t accidentally get myself stuck in the same situation. But just how popular has the trend become since the first Ice was hidden at one frat house down south? Well, check online. Barstool, Tipsy Bartender and many more social media pages are all joining in on the fun. New and even more creative ideas for Ice hiding spots are being shared everyday in mass amounts. I would say roughly one in every ten Snapchat stories from 5pm on Thursday to midnight on Saturday is someone getting pranked with one of the multiple fruity flavors that Smirnoff has to offer. And let me tell you, not all of the flavors are equal — 29 —
Essentially it is just like any other drinking game that is prevalent on college campuses. Along with beer pong, flip cup, beer ball and the many more, the goal of all of these games is to get drunk with your fellow drunk community. The only difference with Icing is it is just a little more personal. My question is, can it get dangerous though? Well, along with all binge drinking games, the trend comes with more than just a bit of warning. Chugging any amount of alcohol at a fast pace is going to affect you differently than, say, leisurely enjoying a glass of wine. Binge drinking is not healthy, regardless of how fast you are playfully forced to drink. But regardless of the dangers and the unhealthy factors of mass consumption of alcohol, the trend lives on and is even appearing to grow. College campuses nationwide are taking part. People who usually would never buy a pack of Smirnoff ’s fruity invention are walking away from liquor stores with arms full of the stuff, and the reason? Because it is a fun to prank your bro’s. And with every incident of someone getting iced, there are always revenge ice’s waiting to be hidden and revealed to a loud, usually drunk chant of all your friends yelling “Ice! Ice! Ice!
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ice ice, baby!
Wake your roommate up with a hearty bowl of Cheerios and Smirnoff!
We at Main Street know you all want to join in the fun at home! So, just for you we put our thinking caps together and came up with some fun ways to screw over your friends! The more creative the hiding spot, the better the chug!
Netflix and chilled malt beverage, anyone?
Hit them with the relaxing Ice slyly hidden between smooth jazz records...
Phone, wallet.. ICE!
Sneaky Shoe Surprise
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Surprise them in the showerwith a sneaky soap lather and chug!
Get them while they’re making spaghetti! Nothing says Italian like sparkly sugar liquer!
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university of no husbands
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Julia Scorsese and Olivia Potenziano | Contributing Writers
Many of us fear present and potential
different than the rest of the over-sexual-
relationships based on past experiences. The
ized, impulsive, horny boys on campus,
idea of being in a relationship in college can
but what is it actually that separates him
be exciting yet frightening at the same time.
from everyone else? Let’s be real, we
You’re stepping outside of your comfort zone
aren’t called University of No Husbands
and opening up to someone who has no ties
for nothing.
to your past. Maybe their track record isn’t looking too hot. You wouldn’t know! Any girl can turn down the wrong path by getting too hung up over the notorious honeymoon stage. Don’t fool yourself.
We all know, if you’re looking for a good time on campus, it comes easy. You can find parties whenever you want them, with just the right amount of people, to disguise whatever you’re pulling off for the night. Un-
old baggage. With endless opportunities at our reach, sometimes it’s tough to combat the urges. Infidelity and break ups also tend to be contagious. We pick up these behaviors and normalities from the people we spend
Whether we want to believe it or not, we
planned hookups are the number one reason
tend to be absent minded regarding red flags
why so many college relationships fail.
our time with and associate it as acceptable.
For college circumstances, men tend to show
it’s important to evaluate good judgement.
and questionable sides of being in a new relationship at college. From the beginning, things may seem great and you have the sweet privilege of convenience right at your fingertips. Unfortunately, it might just get a little too convenient. So where’s the fine line?
highest infidelity rates, but in general it turns out, men aren’t the only culprit here. Cheating probably feels like it’s happening everywhere by men of all sorts; however, studies proved, 14 percent of women have admitted to cheating in their lifetime as opposed to
It’s hard to see the wall we can build up, so
We can pick up on this behavior through a few red flags. Maybe your partner’s phone goes off at late hours or you physically feel the distance between the connection you once had. They could cover up their story with lies whenever you confront them or
These fears we combat while getting into
men, at 25 percent. But, if that person is lying
a new relationship start with uncertainty
to their partner, why wouldn’t they lie to a
of a significant other’s past and how that’d
researcher too?
you ask for an explanation.
Cheating takes up a wide range of behaviors,
Not all relationships that start or go through
affect the both of you. Who knows whether this new person is telling you want you want to hear or coming forward with all the wrong intentions. You have to deal with the thoughts behind taking the relationship outside of college while gaining enough trust for the summer breaks as well as making sure you’re balancing yourself and social life.
as any couple has their own perception of what it entails, but maybe these numbers are rising because of these vague definitions. 76 percent of women believe that sending a flirty text is considered cheating while 59 percent of men think the same. On a harder note, 93 percent of women view one-night
they flip the conversation onto you when
college will go through a devastating cheating break up. Your partner may be different. Your partner also may not be different, and fall perfectly into the statistics of cheating while in college. Does this mean you give up? No. It means you keep your head up and find your person who is right for you and has the strength to fight the temptation of
From a group of Panhellenic members on
stands as cheating and 91 percent of men
campus, 120 girls were surveyed asking
agree.
instagram, snapchat, tinder, and many other
There’s no direct answer as to why infidelity
accessible.
what were their biggest fears when it comes to college relationships: 25% of these girls feared the difficulties that come with finding a balance between their new lover and their best friends. Only 5% of them stress the idea of commitment when only 1 mentioned how she dreaded falling out of love. That leaves the remaining 67% to fear what? Cheating. It’s innocent to believe your partner is
happens. Although we’ve never succeeded to gather the traits of a definitional cheater, personality does come into play. Studies show, sexual characteristics that include a lack of performance anxiety and urge for adventure, rocked all the other demographics. It could also be accessibility to dating apps or social media - convenient to rekindle
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social media outlets that make cheating so
Infidelity, unfortunately, may be too common in college, but it’s important to remember the red flags, stick to your gut, remember your worth and not let a cheating partner define you. These are our college days, but it for sure doesn’t mean heavy temptation comes by in every relationship you get into.
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everyday winter
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Madison Forsberg | Senior Managing Editor
“Everyday, somewhere in the world, it’s winter. Just like it’s always 5 o’clock somewhere,” explains Chloe Macdonald, a local Portsmouth native over a steaming cup of coffee with just a dash of almond milk. She has strategically chosen a warm coffee today because of the chill just outside of the coffeeshop door. But the winter doesn’t bother this 21-yearold UNH junior, instead, Macdonald has dedicated an entire company to her everyday love for this icy season. “Growing up in New Hampshire, the winter season brought some of the things we love the most; skiing, snowboarding, and snow days,” continued Macdonald in between slurps of java. Macdonald is referring to her and her father, Doug Macdonald, the founders and only two employees of their company, Everyday Winter. “Right now our operation consists of two team mem-
bers, so we’re small, but fun!” Everyday Winter was originally created in the Fall of 2015 and has since grown a small local following. The company, which is a small apparel company dedicated to those who have an intense love of the winter season, is run as an online only store. “Being newcomers to retail and e-commerce, everything has occurred with a significant learning curve,” said Macdonald when talking about how the company got its start-up. The official website was launched in 2016 after some critical logo and product development. “To create a brand logo, develop an e-commerce website and design products that promoted a
Macdonald models an Everday Winter beanie
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winter focused theme has been both rewarding and challenging.” Having started in Portsmouth the company is mainly New Hampshire based, as of now,
“We produce products in small batches and strive to produce products locally whenever possible...” but is looking to get their products into local Ski and Board shops in the near future.
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“We produce products in small batches and strive to produce products locally whenever possible,” explained Macdonald. Most of the products that are available now are being produced by Blue Dolphin Screen Printing which is located close by in Somersworth. Macdonald says they try to strive for quality over quantity when it comes to producing their merchandise. “The feedback has been great, everyone is really excited about the current product offerings, which includes hats, awesome t-shirts, cool stickers and sterling silver jewelry,” said Macdonald. The company used to have more products to offer, but has found a more refined product list works best for their schedules. “We look forward to slowly growing the product offerings in the near future and customers have been asking for long sleeve t-shirts and hoodies, so those are strong candidates.”
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Macdonald, aside from running her business, is also a full-time student. She is currently a Social Work major with a full course load and all of the hours of homework that come along with it. “Being a full time student definitely can take away from being able dedicate the time needed to run a business,” explained Macdonald. She continued on to say that weekends are when she is able to really dedicate time to her business’s needs like shipping orders, returning e-mails and updating their website and many Social Media accounts.
mote through our social media accounts,” said Macdonald, who despite having all of the stress of an everyday student manages to remain uplifted and positive about her small business.
“We have pop-up sales and sticker giveaways that we pro-
Everyday Winter can be found at
everydaywinter.com, or on Facebook by
searching
“Everyday Winter.” You can also follow them on Instagram: @everyday.winter to see their products in action and keep up with new releases. Donald Pexton and Charlie Lehoux modeling apparel. — 33 —
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the not-so-expected relationship Chad Ripley | Contributing Writer
Cooley says in his book, “Battery operated transistor radios brought new musical sounds directly to the beach as DJ’s began to exploit (and create) a new music-fueled youth-culture concept.” This was only the beginning of the relationship between surfing and music.
“Well when did all of the waves roll right in and make me their slave?” The first two lines of the second verse of Jack Johnson’s ode to surfing, Seasick Dream, tells the love story of Johnson and surfing. Johnson is among a handful of musicians who hold a special place in their hearts for surfing. After all, it was thanks to a surfing accident that kept Johnson out of the water for some time resulting in him becoming the well-known, banana pancake singing, musician we know and love today. Jack Johnson is one of the many surfer by day, rockstar by night artists. Donavon Frankenreiter, Eddie Vedder and Ben Howard among others share a love for surfing and the ocean. So what exactly makes these two things so compatible with one another? Many believe that it’s an escape from the music and the stresses of being a rockstar, and that it’s by chance that these two are
Surfing was missing something though. In the Two surfers ending their day at Wilder ‘60s, Paul Johnson and Beach, Santa Cruz, CA his band, The Bel-Airs, were able to fill the void. historically connected. Johnson is said to be one of the pioneers of the surf-music Author Timothy J. Cooley genre. In his eyes, he thought sought to answer how exactly surfing and music came together, it “was a chance co-occurrence writing the book “Surfing About that they put on dances at popular surfing beaches that led to Music.” In this book, Cooley surfers appropriating already goes into great detail about the extant instrument rock as their own.” Whether Johnson liked it or not, it paved the way for the relationship between the two to blossom.
“From Paul Johnson, came Dennis Wilson, and the rest of the Beach Boys...”
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From Paul Johnson, came Dennis Wilson and the rest of the Beach Boys, their songs reflecting on both the early surf music of the late ‘50s and ‘60s, the culture of Southern California and surfing. From Wilson came a long list of many others, Jack Johnson being the most popular. Jack Johnson and his friend Donavon Frankenreiter grew up facing one another in surfing competitions along the coast of Hawaii. Frankenreiter was professional by the age of sixteen, learning how to play the guitar
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the same year. In an interview with the Orange Country Review, he says “basically, everything I’ve done musically, I’ve done through surfing. Surfing came first.” Johnson’s story, although not as pleasant as Frankenreiter’s story, is similar in nature. When Johnson was seventeen, he was Chad ripley (right) playing at The Hen House in involved in a surfNewton, NH ing accident which caused him to get opportunity to pass some time over 170 stitches in his face. out of the water, spending more The resulting injury opened the time playing guitar. And thus, Johnson put his professional surfing job on the back burner “Johnson says that and pursued his music career. as we have all witbeing in the water Which, nessed, resulted in a great deal is where he comes of success.
Even with his success in the music industry, it even still has never taken first priority in his life. He said in an interview with Rolling Stone magazine, “Surfing was always kinda the first thing in my life and music is secondary,” Johnson says. “I don’t mean to say music means less to me.” His love for surfing has not only led to his eventual music career but also has been vital in the process of writing songs and keeping him motivated to continue writing, producing and performing songs. In an ABC interview, Johnson Surfer heading into the water at North Beach in
up with his best lines...”
Hampton, NH
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says that being in the water is where he comes up with his best lines, which then he takes it into the studio, resulting in hit after hit. So was it Paul Johnson, Dennis Wilson and the resurgence of surfing that led to the music genre, or is it just a sport that musicians can rely on to be there for them when the music isn’t? Either way, whether one is surfing or playing and listening to music, it often sounds better when the two are brought together to create some unforgettable experiences. Oh, and let’s not also forget Kelly Slater, that 11-time World Surf League champion who can also rip a guitar. Seriously, check out him playing with Jack Johnson and their versions of “Home” and “A Pirate Looks at Forty” on YouTube.
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poems and other soft things A collection from the minds at main street
March Madness by: Doug Rodoski
It’s March again, and all want the chance, To get invited to the final dance; Back in October, all teams started even; Hopes were high, everybody believing; All through the winter, so many great games; There were many great contests, and many great names; Now it’s the tournament, with fans feeling spunky; A great time of year for a basketball junkie; Enjoying the games, I watch listen and read; For my favorite teams, I cheer, worry and bleed; The tournament’s perfect, I hope they never expand it; The games are so close, I hardly can stand it. It’s March again, and all want the chance, To celebrate at the end of The Dance!
Born on the Highway anonymous
I pulled into the left lane, And told him to get out. Like my driver before me, Like turtles walking a black paved sea, I told him to get out.
Sex on Thursdays by: Stephanie Andrews
The distinct scent of a last drag reminds me of how far I’ve come. I walk through rivers in once white kicks, now defiled, running wild in a wilderness of smoked out windows and sex on Thursdays. My nights written in stars and painted with pulsating colors of red and blue, blinding baked eyes. Hunger for thrills and heartbreak are my masks. I am nocturnal, I am alone, I am a flame. Knees weakened from intoxication, my feet falter for miles.
Darkened stairwells with rust reddened railings. Built for nights like these I suppose, my hands wrap around the rails and hoist myself along. I return to the dwelling where I’ve lost my mind once before. Strangers whisper through walls, quarreling, Followed by moans- of lusting and detesting, A glimpse of the photo from 03’ pinned on my cork steals my focus. Myself dressed in a witch costume on Halloween, my eyes wide and weary— I stare into my own eyes and wonder if She could have ever predicted such beautiful, violent, madness.
Aidan’s Poem by: Hugh Janus
There once was a man from Bayonne, Who drank a liter of Patron He ran to the can He saw his old friend Dan Who looked down and said “My, how much you have grown!”
Grapes in a Bowl by: Andrew Hartnett
As plastic producers intend, I mistook their purple spheres For fruitful blessings. Much to my chagrin, I bit, as is becoming of the careless fool. Alas, my eyesight is not what it used to be Though my tongue is quick as a rolling grape. When expected sweetness, Turns tragically tasteless, I am at least grateful To have looked at such a fine assortment; I’ve been had, Though, I’ve tasted grapes more sour.
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Head Full of Thorns, Palm Full of Splinters by: m.h.f.
Trapped between what-if ’s and stability— she turns to the image of what lies ahead and bleeds. The blood so deep red the roses hiss with jealousy. The picket fence cracks. The roses cling to the white fence, digging in thorns the size of years yet to come. They’re holding onto wavering foundations of justified wood, bent nails and splinters— how has she had splinters for months, and only now come to notice the feeling of her own skin? She bites one with yellow teeth and pulls. The picket fence shakes. She closes her eyes so she doesn’t see the splintered fence or torn skin. It’s black. This wonder of hers is pitch black and blends into the background. It’s not stable like the fence, not tangible, yet she reaches for it, hand outstretched, fingers splayed. Here, behind her eye-lid movie screens she has no splinters— no dug in rose thorns, green with jealous contrast to her petal stain blood. She doesn’t need the roses behind her, or their
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perfume colored lenses. Doesn’t need white paint to cover the chipped layers beneath, no oil to salvage the hinges from their years of rust. No more will she beautify this object of her complacency— instead, she steps off the stone path into the dark, endless architecture of the stars themselves. “Took you long enough,” he says. “I was beginning to wonder if you were ever coming my way.” Crumbling to the dirt, the picket fence shatters. She opens her eyes once more, returning to stability— her gaze caught by the blinding white, blood red, and heavy-breathed green. Surviving her wonder, The picket fence still stands. She lays down in the rose bed and cries. The picket fence still stands.
Caught But Not Stranded by: Andrew Hartnett
Love does not whisper, It arrives screaming. Like dark clouds that merge With distant mountains on the horizon line; Potential violence, and beauty. We are bridge-jumpers and cliff-divers Floating in the cool hands of a Snakeskin river. There is warmth in letting go, Just as there is fear When coming home.
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main street remembers
I honestly just remember laughing. I came in to this group of people not really knowing what to expect, because we all seemed to have such different personalities, interests, and friend groups. But damn, we have the same sense of humor. These people make me want to come to work all the time, and I love them so much. And let’s not ever forget about the Great Eastern Wolf Whale.
- Bri
*We’re pretty sure Alex has had either Mono or Lymes Disease or some horrible combination of the two this entire semester. Alex has been a huge part of the artistic side of this magazine, as well as a great editor. He probably wouldn’t like anything he wrote in here because it wouldn’t be accurate to what he wanted to say, just like this isn’t a totally accurate account of what Alex meant for the magazine. But it’s what we got, which is how it’s always felt.
I’ve been high on methaqualone this whole time I don’t even know who these people are. - Aidan
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I said most of what I had to say in the editor’s note. But I will say, Stef and I came on to a failing magazine. We went through a lot of self-definition as an organization and as a staff this year as we worked our way through the deadlines, and staffing changes. Not every story was easy, and most production weekends were pretty difficult, especially because, as the staff can attest to, it always seemed that I was violently hungover for the entirety of every production weekend. We got it done all the same. The magazine never turned out how we planned, and by this last issue, I pretty much stopped making drastic decisions, because in the end, the magazine always came together with a new idea at the forefront, and new writers and editors to see it through. I’m proud to see a student publication run by and for students remain available to all writers and artists who want to have their voice heard. This magazine can be anything we want it to be, and I imagine it will undergo many evolutions by the time its finally done. Thank you to the students and readers who keep us going, and to the UNH staff who overlook us, so we can publish whatever the fuck we want. Good luck to next years staff, I know you’ll be great. Thanks Main Street. It’s been a ride. - Andrew
I am the Great Eastern Wolf Whale. -Blake
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This year coming to a close is as bitter sweet as an ending could get. On one hand it means I have spent an entire year with some of the wittiest, craziest and most creative people I have ever encountered, and on the other it means four of them are graduating and leaving our staff. Though the latter point brings tears and tad bit of heartbreak, I can only look back on this adventure and smile. I have made life-long friends and formed a journalistic bond with people that make me proud to study what I do. To Bri, Aidan, Alex and Andrew, I wish you the best of luck with your future endeavors and can’t wait to see how much ass you all kick out in our field. All I ask is for you not to stay away too long because my little heart won’t be able to take it. Continue to inspire and show the world your outrageous light. Blake, I cannot wait to continue on the legacy with you in the next year to come. Main Street, you are more than friends, you are family. Thank you for all of the bullshit, laughs and loves. I will forever look back on this year with a heart full of happiness. -Maddie
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P.S. I still think the QR code is kinda dumb