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May Contents
History by David Rymill 6 Organic Wine 8 Ruth Jemmett Writes 11 Should you pay off debts with your pension? 16 These Boots (and Bodies) Are Made for Walking 18 Baking Rhubarb and Almond Tart 20 Food & Drink 22 Codeword 22 View from the City 24 Sudokus 26 Cure CJD 28 Worcester Park Dramatic Society 30 Recipe Camembert and red pepper tarts 34 What’s On 36 Slug Survival 42 A Photographer Dreams.... 44 Cryptic Crossword 46 The Dawn Raiders 48 A Career Change Could Do You Good 50 Clubs 52 Voice for Wildlife 56 Parkin’ some thoughts 58 Kids Play 60 Solutions 54 Published by Malden Media Limited Editor Jenny Stuart jenny@maldenmedia.co.uk 020 8336 2915 www.maldenmedia.co.uk 36 Rosebery Avenue KT3 4JS
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Welcome to Your Worcester Park Life If you read last month’s edition then you’ll know that the dream finally came true for our girls - years of nagging and powerpoint presentations citing the argument for....Yes, family Stuart has a new member - Matty the puppy came to his ‘forever home’ at the end of February and has made quite an impact on it, as well as us. I would like to say that he has made us a tidier family but I’m not sure that’s really the case. Sure, we are no longer leaving anything that we don’t want destroyed on the floor but unfortunately lots of the garden in being brought indoors. Notably it has hardly rained since we started walking him so we are indeed living in a bit of a bubble - it’s a pleasure to be taking him out on these lovely dry spring days - I’m sure we will all get a reality check when the rain comes back.... Anyway, he is an absolute delight and well worth the extra sweeping! ‘Puppy dog eyes’ has taken on a whole new meaning and we are all completely smitten. Life will never be the same again! Remember that Worcester Park Life is YOUR magazine so if you are helping to organise an event and would like some FREE publicity then please do email details. Likewise if you are part of an organisation that could benefit from attracting new local members next year then why not send in an article. You may or not know that in order to deliver the magazine to most of Worcester Park, we split the distribution over a two month period. So if you have had this edition delivered you probably won’t get the next one. There are a limited number of copies available from Waitrose, the libraries, Manor Drive surgery, St Marys and also Christ Church with St Philip but don’t forget that it is also published online - you can get the link from our website. Until next month, best wishes.
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Worcester Park History by David Rymill
A childhood in Kingshill Avenue Some readers will already be aware that my mother Margaret Rymill died on 19th November last year. You may have noticed that in a number of articles I have specifically quoted some of her memories, and there have been many other occasions when she provided information or suggested improvements which I incorporated without acknowledgement; she was still making suggestions for my articles a couple of days before she died. She had lived in Worcester Park for all of her 78 years, and among the many things I will miss is being able to ask for instant answers to queries about the district over that time. On the WPL back issues web page at www. issuu.com/maldenmedia you can still read some of her memories of Kingsley High School at 25 The Avenue (now occupied by Kingsley Court), where she was a pupil between the ages of about 5 and 11, in the March 2011 edition of WPL, and of Worcester Park Library, where she began her career in librarianship in the mid-1950s, in the June 2016 edition. This time I thought I would concentrate on some of her recollections of her childhood in Kingshill Avenue, and of the shops in Central Road in the 1940s-50s. Her parents Bill and Ada Batt had moved into 174 Kingshill Avenue, part of the Station Estate built in the 1930s by Wates, off Green Lane, on their wedding day in 1937. She described for me the layout of the house as it was in her childhood: the sitting-room at the front was used for ‘Christmas, and entertaining visitors – and playing the piano if someone put the oil stove in there first.’ Behind this was ‘the dining-room, which was the room we lived in mostly, with the armchairs and the dining table. Through the dining-room to the left was the kitchen, and the back door out to the garden [with] a small terrace made of concrete, and a path leading down both sides, and a little gate at the back out onto the alley which linked up along the back of all the houses. You could walk along almost all the estate
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by going through the alleyways, except that the pylon [behind nos. 168-170, later relocated] was in the way, so ours was a cul-de-sac.’ Later a greenhouse was added at the end of the garden. Beyond the alley was the ‘railway line, and then the field which had allotments to the left [where Chelsea Close was later built], and then the Chessington railway line; and looking to the right you could see where the lines joined.’ The passenger trains were almost all electric, but ‘the odd steam train went down; we used to wave to the one at 5 to 5 – we used to rush down the garden and all wave to it, and the driver used to wave back.’ Most of the family’s grocery was done at the South Suburban Co-operative Society’s shop at 170/172 Central Road (now occupied by Lloyds Bank), known as ‘The Co-op – where the change used to go across on the lines. You gave them your pound – or half-a-crown, more likely – and they reached above their heads and unscrewed the little container and put the pound in – and presumably something saying how much it was – and screwed it up again, and they pulled a handle – pssshh – and it went across the shop to the cash desk where they unscrewed it, looked to see how much change you wanted, put the change in, put it up and – pssshh – sent it back to the place you were at, because there were lots of different stations round the shop where you might be buying; and then you’d move on to the next one and buy something at that.’ Some groceries were also bought at United Dairies (131 Central Road), which in addition to dairy produce sold other foods such as biscuits and tea. ‘You tended to buy biscuits by weight: they were all loose behind the counter.’ Whilst in many shops customers had to ask assistants for everything, one shop had reached a half-way stage in the development of self-service shopping: in Woolworths (nos 105/107) the goods were ‘all on open counters so you could browse round – but with people behind them, not a help-yourself; you held it up to the people behind the counter.’
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Books could be borrowed from Worcester Park Library, or from the private circulating library in a room at the back of Fowler’s, then as now at 117 Central Road, where ‘all the books had green paper covers and they all looked exactly alike.’ Fowler’s had stationery on one side, and the other side was taken up with toys, while Woolworths’ also sold toys. Elliott and James’s (no. 180), as well as being a cycle shop, ‘used to have a lot of other things – fireworks, and farm animals under the counter in rows. They must have moved them out to make room for the fireworks, because they were under the counter in rows, too, I think.’ rolls – two for a penny if they were getting stale by the end of the day – and walk home eating them.’ Morleys’ delivered bread using a hand-cart, but they were not the only bakers who delivered in Worcester Park: ‘We had Lemons [95 Central Road]; the baker used to bring his big basket of bread to the door, but he had a van, so was probably very advanced for his time.’
Our illustrations show the front of 174 Kingshill Avenue and (in August 1958) the back garden. David Rymill David.Rymill1993@alumni.aber.ac.uk (020) 8330 6563
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Ruth Jemmett Writes Bealtaine And Tri-Milchi Ruth Jemmett Journeys Through The Month of May The title of this article might confuse some people, as those words are ancient names for May. Bealtaine is the Irish-Gaelic name for the month. The Anglo-Saxons called it Tri-Milchi, because cattle grazing on the lush green pastures of early summer could be milked three times a day. Bealtaine relates to the ancient Roman festival of Floralia. Flora was the goddess of Spring and flowers (and was also the patron saint of prostitutes at that time - but I don’t think we will dwell on that!) Apparently, on May Day hares and goats would be let loose on the gardens of Rome, creating havoc. I am glad that this particular custom has not been immortalised in Worcester Park! Another tradition regarding May Day is for women to sprinkle dew on their faces in order to make them more beautiful. I think I need more than of a few drops of the stuff to renew my features to their youthful glory. A bucket might come in handy! We have always thought of children dancing around a maypole on May Day as being a particularly British custom, but not so. This annual ritual has its roots in paganism, and first appeared in Germany and countries on its borders after the fall of the Roman Empire. It spread to Italy, and we appropriated it. It is a wonderful time of year, with buds opening in abundance, and birds chirping away for all they are worth. A butterfly, tempted by the sun’s warm rays, recently landed in my garden - see pic. The lovely gardener Alan Titchmarsh fittingly has his birthday on 2nd of the month. Perhaps some of you will be going to - or even participating in - the wonderful Chelsea Flower Show, which will be from 23rd - 27th May this year. I recently took a stroll along the perimeter path of Auriol Park to savour Spring’s offerings, and was dismayed to see countless sweet wrappers and used drinks cans strewn about,
complemented by evidence of dogs fouling the path. When did this country become so slovenly? I saw a notice attached to the gate of the park, asking for volunteers to help clear up such rubbish. It has never been so easy to dispose of waste. Rubbish bins and recycling bins are everywhere, so why do people treat their environment with such disrespect?
Talking of the local environment, the balmier weather has enticed a certain sort of pest outside - namely The Lesser Spotted Pyromaniac. Recently the homes and gardens of The Warren and Salisbury Road were inundated with smoke, as a bonfire fan decided to light up when people were in their gardens enjoying the sunshine for the first time in months and on a windy day too. As already mentioned, in this area we have adequate facilities to dispose of anything from sweet wrappers to garden rubbish, so there is no excuse for annoying one’s neighbours in this way. For a reasonable yearly sum one can get a bin for garden waste from Epsom and Ewell Council. We have laws banning smoking and smoke billowing from chimneys, so how come these bonfires aren’t literally stamped out by law? If cigarettes cause cancer, goodness knows what a simmering bonfire choking people’s lungs does! The stench remains in our houses and on washing lines for ages. Why should we be forced to shut our windows? Rant over! This is Mental Health Awareness Month in this country, and the 23rd - 30th May has been designated as Mental Health Awareness Week. One in four people will experience mental health issues in their life-time, and it was particularly alarming to learn recently that children as young as five years old are now suffering from unprecedented rates of anxiety attacks and phobias. We do indeed live in a very stressful world, and it sad to think that the fast pace of our lives is impinging upon what should be our happiest time - childhood. Many parents pressurise their children to achieve on every level, sometimes pushing them too hard. Suicide is the leading cause of desth in men under thirty. If you have mental health issues - whatever your age - don’t be afraid to seek help. You will not be stigmatised, and there is a lot of support to be had if you have the courage to reach out to others when you need it most. Stress - along with other things - is thought to be a precursor to some cancers,
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as anxiety lowers the body’s immunity system, making you more prone to succumb to illness of all kinds. Remember The Samaritans are there too. On the 19th of this month it would have been the birthday of that glorious comedian Victoria Wood. I have many recordings of her shows and sketches, which I continue to laugh at. She managed to be highly successful in the mainly male world of comedy. Some people say “Women can’t be funny”. She certainly was hilarious, and her sell-out performances proved it. There will be two Bank Holidays this month, one on 1st May, and the other on 29th, which is known as The Spring Bank Holiday. On the latter date, annual cheese rolling takes place in Gloucestershire, when energetic people of all ages pursue a large Double Gloucester Cheese down a steep incline. Apparently various injuries are sustained each year - and no - I don’t know why they do it either! History and tradition are very much on my mind at the moment, as I have discovered that I am descended from James the V of Scotland, as well as Robert The Bruce. I already knew that I was descended from The Dukes of Argyll, so I now have more in common with our illustrious Editor Jenny Stuart than I thought! My
lineage also includes Henry VII and Mary Queen of Scots, Dame Ellen Terry etc. etc. My nickname at school was ‘Duchess’, as I was considered to be a bit aloof, so now it all makes sense! I just wish that my forbears had left me a bit of their wealth!!! Many of you will be aware that Dr Palta, who has had a surgery in Salisbury Road for many years, has retired. I came across an unusual problem regarding signing on at a new local surgery. One has to produce identification - but …… as I was a carer for nearly 39 years I never had the opportunity to learn to drive or travel - hence no passport or driving licence. As my husband was the breadwinner he paid utilitiy bills in his name …..I think you can see where this is going! Just to add fuel to the fire (whoops - back to the pyromaniac) the Chemotherapy pills I have to take have robbed me of my fingerprints. I am, effectively The invisible Woman! (I suppose lack of fingerprints could make me a successful burglar!!!). Happily a letter about my pension did the trick. I hope you all had a lovely Easter last month, and will make the most of the sunny (hopefully!) days ahead. Ruth Jemmett Member of The Society of Authors
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Finance Should you pay off debts with your pension? The 2014 Budget introduced new regulations on how personal pensions can be accessed. These new pension freedoms mean that, if you have a money purchase or defined contribution pension, buying an annuity is no longer your only option at retirement. Many people have since chosen to withdraw pension monies to invest in other financial products, and some have decided to pay off debts with the money. So is it a good idea to repay debt in this way, and what are the main aspects to consider? Do you want to access your pension before retirement? Some pension schemes allow you to access your pension at the age of 55. Doing so can significantly reduce the amount you have available in older age, however, unless you have other pensions or a large savings pot. If you have large-scale debt there may be better options that would leave your pension intact until retirement – for example, making informal agreements with your creditors for more time to pay. A word about pension liberation scams Since the new legislation was introduced, people under the age of 55 have been targeted by pension ‘scammers’ who claim legal loopholes exist allowing them early access to their pension. There are no such loopholes, however, and these firms charge extortionate fees to their victims. Tax issues you shouldn’t ignore You can withdraw a 25% tax-free lump sum from your pension, but taking any more than this percentage will increase your level of income for that tax year. This could mean that you enter a higher rate tax band, and subsequently lose much of the benefit of gaining access to this money. Staged withdrawals of cash may help you reduce your tax bill, but you’ll need professional advice from a pensions expert to find out the most tax-efficient route for you. They may be able to offer alternative options to manage your money better, pay off debt, and maximise your pension savings.
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The Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) and your local council need to be informed if you withdraw money from your pension, so they can make the necessary adjustments with regard to existing and future benefit claims. What are the costs of accessing your pension? Many pension providers charge a fee for early access to a pension, and there is generally a charge each time you make a withdrawal. This could severely deplete your pension fund, making it expensive and unrealistic financially to repay debts in this way. Final salary schemes If you have a final salary pension, you might be tempted to transfer your money into a personal pension scheme that gives you access to withdraw cash. This is likely to offer a poor reward in terms of conversion, however, and also may not provide you with sufficient income in retirement. Be careful about Pension Recycling The government has introduced legislation to prevent ‘pension recycling’. This situation occurs when someone uses their pension to pay off debt before they retire, with the intention of replacing their pension money whilst still working.
to use any pension monies. For instance: - Make a detailed budget – you’ll get a clearer picture of your overall financial situation, and be able to make an informed decision about whether to use your pension. - Cut back on unnecessary expenditure whilst you repay debt. - Use a 0% balance transfer credit card offer to prevent your debt increasing. - Increase your income, and use the extra money to boost debt repayments. With so many people now expected to live longer, it can be risky to use your pension to pay off debt. Personal circumstances will dictate whether it’s the right move for you, but it’s crucial that you obtain pension advice from an independent financial adviser before taking any action. You’ll be able to find out the ‘bottom line’ figure once the tax, charges, loss of benefits and other potential deductions have been taken into account, and decide whether or not it’s truly worthwhile.
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Health These Boots (and Bodies) Are Made for Walking Alison Runham www.alison.runham.co.uk May is National Walking Month. It’s hard to believe we need a National Month to promote the default way we move our bodies around, but many of us now walk far less than previous generations did. Yet walking can reduce your risk of disease, improve your physical and mental health, help the environment and improve your social life, too. The Health Benefits Walking is often underrated as exercise, but it can have a highly positive impact on your health. Regular walking is proven to reduce the risk of stroke, heart disease, type 2 diabetes, asthma, obesity and some cancers, and helps maintain musculoskeletal health. On average, you can burn 400kcal a day by walking 10,000 steps. Choosing to walk instead of using transport reduces pollution, too, potentially boosting everyone’s health. Walking can also lift your mood and help reduce stress, anxiety and depression. Countryside walks have the added benefit of nature, tranquillity and fresh air. Luckily, the UV light we absorb while walking can improve our health too. While our skin and eyes do need protection from unhealthy UV exposure, some UV light is essential for good health. It can alleviate depression, help to regulate our body clock and stimulate Vitamin D production. Vitamin D boosts our immune system, aids blood cell formation and helps us absorb calcium and phosphorous, necessary for healthy bones and teeth. The World Health Organisation says 5 to 15 minutes of casual sun exposure of hands, face and arms 2 to 3 times a week during summer is enough to keep vitamin D levels high. Other Benefits of Walking Accessibility: Walking can be done anytime and anywhere. You’re not obviously ‘exercising’, either, saving you embarrassment if you’re self-conscious. Social: You can walk with a family member or friend - this time away from the usual distractions can allow you to spend quality time together and enjoy a good chat. You may also meet other people out and about, and of course, you can always join a local walking group, a local health walk or the Ramblers (previously the Ramblers’ Association). See the links at the end for inspiration.
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Environmental: Every time we walk to work, school, shops or social activities instead of using transport, we reduce pollution and congestion. This helps the environment and improves the health and safety of ourselves and our families, not just now but in the future, too. Financial: Simple walks on the flat require no special clothes or equipment. It’s cost-effective exercise that can save you money on travel costs too. Walking Dos and Don’ts DO wear comfortable clothes and footwear. Comfy shoes, trainers or boots and your usual clothes are fine for walking around streets or park pathways, but if you’re walking in rural or hilly areas, or in bad weather, you should buy proper walking shoes or boots and a waterproof coat. For the very adventurous, waterproof trousers might be handy too. DO Ensure you wear weather-appropriate clothing. In winter, wearing layers and donning a scarf, hat, gloves and waterproof coat will keep you warm and dry. In warmer weather, a sun hat and sunglasses are essential (your eyes can be damaged by the sun’s UV rays as easily as your skin can). Talking of your skin, remember to apply sun cream before setting out and take it with you for a reapplication if you’ll be out for some time. DO stay hydrated. Always take a drink, especially on hot days and long or rural walks – you may be a long way from cafés or shops. DO be prepared; know where you’re going, what weather you can expect and how long the walk will take. Be aware of your personal safety (which may mean telling someone where you’re going), and ensure you take a snack. A charged mobile phone is a good idea too. DON’T ignore pain from footwear. Head back. Blisters can quickly become agonising. DON’T ignore weather warnings. Remember, weather can change very quickly.
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Cake and Bake Rhubarb and Almond Tart A delicious tart with a layer of tangy roasted rhubarb topped with a sweet almond frangipane. Serve warm or cold with crème fraiche or vanilla ice cream.
Ingredients: • Flour, for dusting • 300g ready-made shortcrust pastry • 250g rhubarb, trimmed and chopped • 175g caster sugar • 3 tbsp orange juice • 150g unsalted butter, melted • 125g ground almonds • 1/2 tsp vanilla extract • 2 medium eggs, beaten • Icing sugar, for dusting
Serves 8 Ready in 1 hour 30 minutes, plus chilling time
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1. Preheat the oven to 200C/Fan 180C/Gas Mark 6. Lightly dust
a work surface with flour and roll out the pastry to about 3mm thickness. Use to line a 23cm loose-based fluted flan tin. Chill in the fridge for 30 minutes.
2. Meanwhile, place the rhubarb, 25g of the caster sugar
and the orange juice in a shallow roasting tin. Roast in the preheated oven for about 20 minutes until just tender, turning once. Leave to cool.
3. Trim off the excess pastry from around the edge of the chilled pastry case and prick the base all over with a fork. Line the case with baking paper and baking beans and bake blind for 10 minutes. Remove the beans and lining and bake for a further 5 minutes until pale golden.
4. Strain the rhubarb from the roasting juices and spoon into the
pastry case. Beat together the melted butter, remaining caster sugar, ground almonds, vanilla extract and eggs in a bowl until smooth and creamy. Gently spread over the rhubarb.
5. Bake the tart for 30-35 minutes until the topping is golden and just set. Serve warm or cold dusted with icing sugar. See tip for serving suggestion.
TIP
For a stylish way to serve the tart, pipe swirls of fruit puree or sieved jam onto individual serving plates before gently placing the slices on top. Decorate with tiny fresh mint or basil sprigs.
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Codeword Each letter in this puzzle is represented by a different number between 1 and 26. The codes for three letters are shown. Once you have filled these throughout the grid you can start guessing words and reveal other letters. As you find the letters enter them in the box below.
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View from the City by Justin Urquhart Stewart 7IM Why the old adage to sell in May is flawed There’s such a plethora of advice out there for the would-be investor. And one of the oft-repeated recommendations is to ‘Sell in May, go away, and don’t come back till St Leger’s Day’ – that’s sometime in September for those of you not into the horse racing! But we’ve done a bit of analysis that shows you could potentially be losing out if you follow this thinking. Let’s take two example investors to highlight how: Steady Eddie and Holiday Helen. Back in January 1987, they both invested in a fund that effectively copied the FTSE All Share Index. Steady Eddie simply left his money invested over the 30 years, while Helen sold her investments on 30 April each year and reinvested the proceeds every September (about the middle of the month). But how did each of them do? Well, both strategies produced good returns, but (between the two) Steady Eddie did better, especially if you look at how his investments compounded over the time. He did that bit better as the index yielded positive returns 60% of the time over all those 30 summers (i.e. in 18 of the 30 years). So, Steady Eddie saw an annualised return of 9.2% versus an 8.1% for Holiday Helen. Taking the compounding into account made Steady Eddie even better off: he benefitted from a 1,290% gain; Holiday Helen meanwhile ‘only’ saw a 927% increase.
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Now, some would be quite right in pointing out that selling in May would have proved to be a good strategy in 2001 and 2002. Here, Steady Eddie could have avoided – as indeed Holiday Helen did – losses of 18.9% and 21.7% respectively. Helen could have headed off for the London summer social season – from Ascot, Wimbledon and Henley to Lord’s – and have
benefited from her investment strategy! But focusing on the odd year or two can also firmly debunk the myth. Last year is one such example. The fallout from the Vote to Leave saw investors buy UK shares as they were able to enjoy the relatively higher value of the overseas earnings streams from the underlying companies given how far the Pound had tumbled. Meanwhile, selling in May in 2009, when markets were recovering really quite sharply from the financial crisis, would have seen you miss a 20.9% increase over the summertime. For me, a strategy that fails 60% of the time has to be seen to be fundamentally flawed. For me, staying invested has to be the best investment strategy and especially during times of uncertainty such as the period we’re about to face with the snap election. While, I know that a patient approach can be challenging for even for the best of investors, and since past performance can never be seen as a guide to future returns, I firmly believe that it is time in the markets that’s your friend.
Tape Up Your Webcam! Does your PC or laptop have a webcam built into it? You should cover the lens with tape whenever you don’t need to use it. That’s not our advice; it’s the advice from FBI director James Comey, who describes it as a simple but important security measure. It turns out that PC webcams are extremely easy to hack with malicious software, often without anybody realising, and the same software can disable the little LED light that’s there to let you know when the camera is on. There have been multiple cases of people using such software to spy on unsuspecting PC users, especially women, and while few of us have to worry about giving away state secrets the thought that someone might be watching us get dressed isn’t something we’re very enthusiastic about. If only we could fix every possible PC security issue with a little bit of black electrical tape.
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Pictograms
Sudokus
2 words
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O H E T R M You have two minutes to find all the words of three or more letters that can be made from the letters above. Plurals are allowed, proper nouns are not. The 6 letter word will always be just a normal everyday word.
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4 letters: 9
5 letters: 4
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3 Letters HEM HER HOE HOT MET OHM ORE ROE
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Biopics Can you name the real life people that the actors and actresses below played in the given films?
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Robert De Niro... Raging Bull (1980) Paul Bettany... Creation (2009) Diana Ross... Lady Sings The Blues (1972) Faye Dunaway... Mommie Dearest (1981) Leonardo DiCaprio... The Aviator (2004) Lou Diamond Phillips... La Bamba (1987) Johnny Depp... Finding Neverland (2004) Madonna... Evita (1996) Paul Newman... Somebody Up There Likes Me (1956) Josh Brolin... W. (2008)
The Life List Genteel Gangs Many of us, who grew up on the right side of the tracks, may feel we’ve missed out on heady living and have had to make do with vicarious thrills. Not so much On the Waterfront as on the seafront with a good book. Luckily, senior subcultures are all the rage now. Aga Louts and Rayburners - kitchen living on the edge, where you dry your clothes and cook a hot pot at the same time. Sure to cause the occasional stir. Dude Boys - you may have thinning hair and a bit of a paunch, but you can still wear (elasticated) denim jeans when you drive your
sports car. You’re always in top gear. Gransters - child minding, fun loving, spinclassing dervishes. With added mints. Junk Rockers - you prowl the car boot sale and no Toby jug or James Herriot bargain is safe from your all-seeing eye. Your motto is ‘hagglers not stragglers’. Old Romantics - you favour black & white films, style over fashion, and in-depth conversations over Snapchat. You don’t need a watch because you are timeless. Sheddy Boys - the man cave is your domain, which you share with the lawnmower, a windup radio and your collection of hoes. The allotment is your stamping ground, mainly to compact the soil. Tantastics - you’ve been to the South of France and you want to let the world know it. (Or you’ve actually been to an out-of-town tanning salon and you just want the world to believe it.) By Derek Thompson www.alongthewritelines.blogspot.co.uk
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Fundraising My name is Lottie Wood and my family and I are doing Tough Mudder on the 7th of May to raise money for a charity called CureCJD. Four and a half years ago, my mum became ill with a rare disease called CJD. My mum was a much loved friend to many, and a fantastic mum to me. I grew up with it being just the two of us, we had a very strong relationship and, over my first 12 years, she taught me so many things which I carry with me as part of who I am every day. I will always admire her for all her incredible qualities and her positive and enthusiastic nature which taught me to appreciate any opportunity for adventure, and her strong-minded and determined outlook which has made me who I am, and which makes me proud to say I’m her daughter. CJD (Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease) is a degenerative brain disorder which, usually within a year and often much sooner, shuts down all the cells in the brain and kills the person suffering from it. It affects less than a 100 people a year in the UK a year and unfortunately there is currently no cure, so CureCJD is trying to raise funds to develop the first use of an antibody drug to treat it. My mum was diagnosed in the summer of 2012 with CJD, and died just 2 months later and we lost a dear mother and friend. I became part of the Lucas family and, although the circumstances were not ideal, four and a half years later I am so grateful to have been blessed with my 3 incredible new sisters and family. I cannot begin to explain how much I value them and how amazing they all are both inside and out. They have supported me through the last few years which have been hard for all of us, and they continue to show their support now, by joining me in taking part in the 2017 Tough Mudder. Tough Mudder is a 12 mile run in thick
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mud, with obstacles after every mile. These obstacles include things like electric nets, a ‘leap of faith’ to a trapeze, and extreme conditions like icy waters and rings of fire... CureCJD is a small charity but their cause is very important to us and anything you can give will help them get closer to finding a cure to this rare and awful disease. We have put together a Just Giving page where you can donate online: https://www.justgiving.com/ fundraising/rememberKym. Or you can donate through text - by texting KYMW63 with an amount to 70070. Our aim is to reach at least £1,000. Anything you can give will be hugely appreciated. Let’s do this!
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Heartfelt care in your home Care from 30 minutes support each week to full time live-in care We pride ourselves on delivering a personal service enabling you to live life in your own comfortable and familiar surroundings Hourly Care at Home is an ideal solution if you want a little support during the day, evening or night Live-in care is an excellent alternative to residential care if you want to remain at home and require one-to-one full time care.
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Clubs The Worcester Park Dramatic Society The Worcester Park Dramatic Society is a local amateur theatre group of long standing, winner of the 2011 NODA London Flame Award, and since nominated for awards for our sets and performances. We stage two major productions a year at the excellent Adrian Mann Theatre in Ewell, in April and November. We will also stage a performance at the National Trust’s Smallhythe Place in Kent on 13 May as part of our 90th anniversary celebrations. For information about this and our summer production of 1-Act plays visit our website wpds.co.uk. We meet Tuesdays and Fridays at 8.15pm in the Elmcroft Community Centre in North Cheam, on the Sainsbury’s site. We have rehearsals and quiz nights and organise theatre outings and social events. We welcome new members wishing to act or work backstage in set construction, stage management, sound and lighting. Interested? Call our membership
The cast of our November 2016 pantomime secretary, Joyce Cranfield on 020 8337 3317. Or simply come to one of our evenings for a look. The Garden Party, our April production, celebrates Richard’s 70th birthday at his Isle of Wight home, with his wife and their children, who bring along their complicated lives. Skeletons emerge from cupboards, and an unexpected visitor brings astounding revelations. Among the arguments and tensions, but also of moments of tenderness, the family members seek to resolve their difficulties.
Word Ladder
Change one letter at a time (but not the position of any letter) to make a new word - and move from the word at the top of the ladder to the word at the bottom, using the exact number of rungs provided.
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Wine & Tapas INTRODUCING WORCESTER PARK
CLUB
What is it:
Sample a dozen organic wines and a selection of tapas ingredients to make your own.
When is it:
Every second Thursday of each month, 7:30 - 9:30pm
Where is it:
Organic Wine Club Only
ÂŁ16.00 Per person
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020 8330 7557 - Sales 020 8330 7887 - Lettings www.brownsresidential.co.uk
Worcester Park - £875,000 • Detached Bungalow
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Recipe Camembert and red pepper tarts A really quick and easy snack, starter or light supper dish made with just five ingredients. Makes 4 Ready in 45 minutes 2 large red peppers, deseeded and cut into strips 1 tbsp olive oil 250g puff pastry 150g Camembert cheese, thinly sliced 150g bag rocket and watercress salad Preheat the oven to 220C, 200C Fan, Gas Mark 7. Place the pepper strips in a shallow roasting tin. Drizzle over the olive oil and roast for 15 minutes until just tender. Leave to cool. Roll the pastry out on a lightly floured surface to a rough square shape the thickness of a pound coin. Trim with a sharp knife to make a 26cm square. Cut into 4 x 13cm squares. Place the squares of pastry on a baking sheet lined with baking paper. With the tip of the knife, score a border in each pastry square about 1cm in from the outer edge.
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Top each pastry square with some of the roasted pepper strips and cheese slices. Bake in the preheated oven for 15-20 minutes until the pastry is risen and golden and the cheese has melted. Serve warm with the salad leaves. Tip Add extra flavour by spreading a thin layer of pesto sauce or tomato chutney in the pastry square before topping with the pepper and cheese.
SPANISH CLUB
The Hamptons, Worcester Park On Saturdays - Term time only Primary: 11:45 - 12:30pm Cheam Library, Sutton On Tuesdays - Term time only Pre-schoolers: 9:45– 10:15am For more information please contact me: anielle@acornstooakslc.com www.lajolieronde.co.uk Craft courses and workshops for Adults and Kids Dressmaking, Quilting, Crochet, Mosaic, Chalk painting and more……
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What’s On
Give blood
Find out times an book an appointment by calling 0300 123 23 23 St Philip, Ruskin Drive, Worcester Park KT4 8LG 11th May Sutton, The Thomas Wall Centre, Benhill Avenue, Sutton, Surrey., SM1 4DP 20th April, 4th May St James’s Church Hall, Bodley Road, New Malden 5th April Cheam, North Cheam Sports and Social 658 London Road, North Cheam 16th April
Farmers Market
Wallington Farmers’ Market is held from 9am to 1pm every second Saturday of the month at the Old Town Hall and Library Gardens in Woodcote Road, Wallington. Established in 1999, it is the borough’s oldest Farmers’ Market and hosts around 26 local producers stalls every month. 1st Saturday of the month - New Malden Farmers Market. By the Fountain pub. 9am-1pm
Bourne Hall Museum
Saturday May 13 1PM-3 PM Meet A Roman Soldier The Legions of Rome march into Ewell - enforcing the rule of the Empire. Discover what it was like to be a Roman soldier, having to serve for 25 years before receiving your generous pension - if you survived! Learn about the weapons and tactics that made the Legions so effective and so feared. Enjoy listening to tales from a legionary of how he trained and fought, and see all his armour and equipment. Bourne Hall Museum more art than history workshop Wednesday 31 May 10.30am to 12pm and 1pm to 2.30pm Make a Mayan dream catcher The Mayans believed that the night air is filled with dreams, both good and bad. It became impossible for The Gods to protect all the children from bad dreams that creep into their minds at night. Mothers and grandmothers wanted to save their children from worry and fear, so they began to weave magical webs, later known as Dream Catchers, which would filter out all bad dreams and only allow good thoughts to enter their heads. The purpose of these Dream Catchers was to catch bad dreams in the net that would disappear at daylight. Good dreams would pass through the web and slide down the feathers to the sleepers. Ages 6+ £7 per child two sessions 10.30am to 12pm and 1pm to 2.30pm
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Email: dbrooks@epsom-ewell.gov.uk www.epsomandewellhistoryexplorer.org.uk/ BourneHallMuseumClub.html
The Christopher Singers
present BRITAIN - A musical celebration On Saturday, 8th April, 2017 2.30pm and 7.30pm The Elmcroft Community Centre Colin Peel Hall, 570 London Road, North Cheam, SM3 9AB Tickets: £12/£10 (concessions 2.30pm show only) Child £6 Box Office : 020 8337 2053 and 020 8647 7592 Join us in a journey through the decades to celebrate the marvelous achievements Britain has accomplished. A mesmerising tour which includes tributes to The Royals, Playwrights, Entertaining and Sports, to name but a few. A riveting show full of great musical numbers. In aid of The Oak Centre for Children and Young People, Royal Marsden Cancer Charity.
Nonsuch Park
Nonsuch Park is a link to Tudor England. The Palace that once stood here was a hugely expensive symbol of Henry VIII’s power. The Friends of Nonsuch offer guidance to a 7 feet model which has been created from contemporary documentation, paintings and an excavation of the Palace site in 1959. The model is on display in the Stable Wing of the much later Nonsuch Mansion in the heart of Nonsuch Park. The model is open from 11 am until 3 pm every Sunday in November and December Entry Free; cars via Cheam Gate. For further information please visit the website at www.friendsofnonsuch.co.uk
Epsom Playhouse,
Ashley Avenue, Epsom, Surrey, KT18 5AL (01372) 742555 / 742227
Croft & Pearce (Myers Studio) 3 May The stars of BBC Radio 4’s ‘The Croft & Pearce Show’ (2016), Spirit of the Edinburgh Fringe award-winners and receivers of the official Edinburgh Fringe (2016) TOTAL SELL OUT SHOW laurel, present their brand new sketch show! Croft & Pearce are fast gaining recognition for their unique brand of sketch comedy which cleverly interlinks a wide range of immaculately written and beautifully performed characters. They are building up their Theatre Touring presence and are touring small theatres and studios throughout the UK. Tenors Unlimited Thursday 4th May Tenors Unlimited are proud to present their latest touring show ‘Venice to Vegas!’ Throughout 2017,
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the guys will tour the UK and the USA performing works from their previous albums and tours as well as repertoire from their newest album The Journey. This concert series combines the rich vocal harmonies for which Tenors Unlimited are known with gentle orchestrations and a guest pianist. At it’s most powerful or stripped back and gentle, there is something for everyone is this programme of popular classical music. An evening not to be missed! Some Guys Have All The Luck 5 May Back after a sell-out show in 2016 ‘Some Guys Have All The Luck’ is a theatrical production celebrating the career of one of rocks greatest icons - Rod Stewart. From humble beginnings as a street busker through to international superstar! Paul Metcalfe delivers an authentic and charismatic performance assuming the persona of this legendary singer-songwriter and performer right down to the last detail - from the distinctive vocals to the swaggering showmanship and sheer fun that have made Rod Stewart one of the most loved performers of all time. Don’t Dribble on the Dragon 7 May My brother has a dragon and he keeps it secretly Within a box beneath his socks. He’s hiding it from me Tom is a toddler with a cool older brother, a secret dragon... and a dribbling problem that just won’t stop! When Tom’s endless drooling threatens to tear the brothers’ friendship apart can their dragon’s amazing magic help them put it back together again or will it only end up making things worse? The Billy Joel Songbook by Elio Pace and his Band 11th May The Billy Joel Songbook performed by Elio Pace and his band Counterfeit Stones - SATIS-FiCTION 12th May (The Great British Take Off ) Why pay a fortune to see ants in a stadium when for a fraction of the price you can get up close and smell the faking brilliance of the Counterfeit Stones. Andrew Lawrence 13 May The Hate Speech Tour The UK comedy scene’s most bigoted scumbag, back with a new show full of moral repugnant, borderline criminal material in the very poorest taste. No laugh too cheap. Bring a friend who’s easily offended, and be sure to take everything at face value. As seen on ‘Live At The Apollo’, star of four series of his own show on BBC Radio 4. Epsom Male Voice Choir Saturday 13th May Epsom Male Voice Choir’s exciting programme of events this year has included delighting the town’s European visitors at the Europe in Harmony Choral Festival, taking part in the world premiere of a new cantata at Dorking Halls, and participating in the Cornwall International Male Voice Choir Festival. Hinchley Manor Operatic Society Present Legally
Blonde The Musical Wednesday 17 May - Saturday 20 May ‘OMIGOD YOU GUYS!’ HMOS, the company that brought you the feelgood musical comedy ‘Sister Act’, return to the Epsom Playhouse with the hilarious, heart-warming, international award winning musical LEGALLY BLONDE. Elle Woods has her life all planned out – but when her boyfriend dumps her for someone more ‘serious’, she follows him to Harvard Law School to prove she’s capable of much more than anyone thought. Vivacious, energetic and full of catchy tunes, Legally Blonde is a musical comedy that warms the heart and defies expectations. Close Up Magic at The Playhouse Saturday 20th May Prepare to be amazed! A Playhouse regular, Close Up Magic is one of the most impressive forms of the art and this unique format showcases some of the best and most skillful exponents. Audiences get to experience the magic in an informal, close up setting, often taking part themselves and witnessing the impossible from only inches away. An intimate evening of close up magic, trickery and sleight of hand. Wayne Elllington sings Nat King Cole Tuesday 23 May Nat King Cole was an original, selling in excess of 30 million records during his career.His voice unmistakable and completely unique, loved the world over. Every generation since his death has fallen in love with the King’s voice and music; his late daughter Natalie Cole brought her father’s music to new generation in the 90’s when her own newly recorded vocal track was added to her father’s 1961 stereo re-recording of his original 1951 ‘Unforgettable’ The Country Superstars Experience 24 May Hosted by Sarah Jayne, Europe’s Leading Tribute to the Queen of Country - Dolly Parton, along with Award Winning Vocal Impersonator Andy Crust This truly unique show will take you on a journey back through time meeting some of the most influential icons who shaped Country music history. The Dancing Years Thursday 25th May A strictly dancing extravaganza An audio-visual nostalgic trip down memory lane, reliving those dances and dance crazes that swept the nation, from roaring 1920’s, to the 1970’s A dance experience not to be missed. A Night of 100 Voices with Debra Stephenson 27th May A night with many well-known names through one talented voice...
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IT’S not every day during the course of one interview that you get the chance to talk to Paloma Faith, Fiona Bruce, Sandy Toksvig and Sarah Millican. But then, it’s not every day that the person on the other end of the line is Debra Stephenson, star of the hit TV impressions show Dead Ringers plus super soap Coronation Street and drama Bad Girls. Debra, 43, is preparing for her most ambitious project yet, a spectacular theatre show - Night of One Hundred Voices. High School Rocks Thursday 1 June Join the high-energy, interactive production featuring the very biggest hits from all the High School Musicals plus School of Rock and Glee. Featuring all the very best hits from High School Musicals 1, 2 and 3, plus the No1 songs from West End and Broadway smash School of Rock and the biggest tunes from Golden Globe-winning TV series Glee. Once Upon a Time Saturday 24th - Sunday 25th June CADA STARS (The Carol Anne Dance Academy) are bringing to you a Modern Day Fairy-tale with an all singing, all dancing young and talented cast. The ELO Experience 29 June The ELO Experience are the world’s foremost tribute to The Electric Light Orchestra. With a sensational string section, a stunning light show and large screen
projection to further enhance the experience, why not come along and enjoy this incredible show which accurately reproduces the songs and sounds and takes you on a magical musical journey through time. The ELO Experience have been bringing the music of Jeff Lynne and The Electric Light orchestra to the live stage for over 10 years. Dancing Queen - The Concert 30 June THE BIGGEST 70’s PARTY EVER!! Dancing Queen ‘The Concert’ is an action packed party show featuring over 2 hours of the greatest hits from Abba, Grease and the 70’s. This is the ultimate nostalgia night that guarantees to get you dancing in the aisles! Neil Sands - Music and Memories Tuesday 11th July This is our brand new production for 2017, an afternoon filled with more magical musical memories than ever before as we travel back through the 1940s 50s 60s and 70s. With more stunning costumes and more songs than ever before we can all be singing along to all our favourite songs, from hit parade number 1’s to ever popular show tunes, old time sing along classics to those rousing wartime favourites as we once again pay tribute to the veterans of the armed forces. Talon - The Best of the Eagles 13th July at 7.30pm Over the last two decades Talon have risen from humble beginnings to one of the most successful
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theatre touring shows in the UK and the ‘20th ANNIVERSARY TOUR’ will once again feature all those classic ‘Eagles Greatest Hits’ from their timeless back catalogue including ‘Hotel California’, ‘Take It Easy’, ‘One Of These Nights’, Take It To The Limit, ‘Desperado’, ‘Lyin’ Eyes’, ‘Life In The Fast Lane’ and many more. Rhythm of the Night Sunday 16 July Starstruck Dance Academy brings you an amazing show including a variety of dance styles and musical theatre. Our team of over 200 performers will bring you an all singing all dancing spectacular with something for all. Sean Kelly - Sold your Way Tue 18 & Wed 18th July A night of stand-up comedy & charity auction. Whole Lotta Shakin’ 19 July A tribute to the 80s Legend. The rags to riches story based on the 40 hits of 80s rock n roll icon Shakin’ Stevens. The first and only theatre touring show celebrating the rise to fame and music of Shakin’ Stevens ending in a concert he would have performed in the late 80s. Starring Rebel Dean (BBC Casualty, West End, London Palladium) with live band and projection screen. Purple Zeppelin Saturday 29th July Back at The Epsom Playhouse again with their New Show! This time, the first set is played ‘Unplugged’ on acoustic instruments, comprising well known songs from both bands. Then, in the second set, they’ll plug in and play all the classic hits. Voted Best Tribute Band of 2015 and featured in the BBC TV documentary “The Joy of the Guitar Riff” (alongside Brian May, Tony Iommi & Dave Grohl) Purple Zeppelin are proud to pay tribute to the two greatest Rock Bands of all time, Deep Purple and Led Zeppelin in a New Show for 2017! Little Mix Experience Sunday 30th July The Little Mix Experience! Back at The Epsom Playhouse by popular demand! If you’re a fan of one of X Factor’s finest exports you’re sure to L.O.V.E them! Little Mix were formed exclusively for the eighth series of The X Factor in 2011 and became the first, and so far, only group to win the competition. That’ll Be The Day - Brand New Show 3 August The nation’s premier Rock & Roll variety production returns with another brand new summer show. That’ll Be The Day is highly acclaimed for its special ability to evoke nostalgia with LIVE entertainment. Featuring a fresh line-up of smash hits spanning the 1950’s right through to the 70’s, plus more sidesplitting comedy! We guarantee you’ll be on your feet and dancing in the aisles before the night is over!
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Gardening Slug Survival Pippa Greenwood Slugs may be small, but as we all know, they have the potential to drive you crazy! Whether you have a massive garden, a tiny plot or even if your gardening is restricted to a few planters in a back yard or on a balcony, the chances are that slugs will cause you grief. There are about thirty species of slug in the UK and most feed throughout the year, especially after dark and when the soil is wet or moist…and that seems to mean most evenings in my garden! Now that spring is here and the weather has really warmed up, they’re out in force, using their tongue-like ‘radula’ (armed with approximately 27,000 tooth-like spikes) to rasp away at our precious plants. But before launching an attack, there is something you should bear in mind – most slugs actually do little damage to living plants, instead preferring to feast on dead and dying material including flopped foliage and organic mulches. On the whole, the larger slugs tend to do the least damage to plants as they eat almost exclusively decaying and dead material. It is their smaller cousins like the greyish-black keeled slug and the pinkish-beige-grey field slug which are more likely to wreak havoc in your vegetable plot or flower border - they may be small but they are far from innocent. With estimates of about 200 slugs per average cubic metre of average garden soil, the situation can soon get out of hand. Keeled slugs in particular love to feast below ground, as well as on plants above the soil surface. This means serious trouble, especially at this time of year when many of us are planting out young plants and seeds are starting to germinate. In no time at all slugs can eat through the base of a young stem, killing the plant in the process. As seeds germinate in the soil, these little horrors often eat the seedling even before it has had a chance to emerge above the soil surface! Later in the year, as potato tubers swell beneath the soil and carrots start to fatten they will begin to tunnel into these too. To make matters worse, they breed quickly and very efficiently – each slug has both male and female organs and in extreme situations can even fertilise itself. Take a look on the soil surface, beneath drooping foliage and in amongst moist organic matter, and you’re likely to spot the clumps of eggs. Each egg is
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about 1-2mm in diameter and a clear, milky or off-white coloured sphere. So what can you do with these squidgy little menaces? • Go on an evening slug hunt. In particular, slugs are out in vast numbers after it has rained or you have done some watering, so you can collect up as many as you can. • Choosing resistant varieties of vegetable is worthwhile too. Check seed catalogues and websites for varieties
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which are marked up as having useful resistance to slugs. With potatoes, main crop varieties usually suffer most, so try to grow mainly earlies. Some varieties are slug disaster zones e.g. Cara, Maris Peer, Kondor and Pentland Crown, but if you choose Charlotte, Kestrel, Sante or Wilja you are in with a much better chance. • Try to encourage natural slug predators such as hedgehogs, frogs, toads, slow worms and ground beetles. If you keep hens consider letting them clear the ground for you – but obviously only before you start planting and sowing! • Use the Nemaslug nematode control – just dilute as described on the pack and water on to moist soil which is at 5˚C or above. It is a treatment I really like because it is harmless to everything except slugs, so pets, wildlife or humans will be safe from any adverse effects. It works swiftly and silently too - you’ll soon see fewer holes appearing in foliage and, if you’re a potato grower and you drench the soil around the potato plants about six weeks before anticipated harvest, the nematodes soon get to work and your potatoes should be virtually slug-damage free. It is also a brilliant way to clear a slug-infested raised bed or planter; once applied, place self-adhesive copper tape around the rim of the container to keep the contents slug free. The copper tape is really long-lasting, working for years in my experience. You can find out more about
Nemaslug and copper tape on my website at www. pippagreenwood.com/products/protect-your-crops. • Barriers such as crushed shells, wool pellets, soot, pine needles or copper-impregnated fabric can also work well, but some of these may need replacing regularly and results seem to vary from garden to garden and gardener to gardener. • Traps filled with beer can also be a fantastic way to reduce slug numbers in your garden dramatically and, apart from the somewhat messy (and grim) business of emptying them out, they are simple too. You can buy ready-made traps or make your own using inexpensive plastic beakers plunged into the soil, the rim protruding 1-2cm above the soil surface and filled with a well-flavoured beer. I did a mini ‘trial’ on Gardeners’ Question Time once and found that Guinness worked best - and interestingly alcohol free lager proved least effective! Visit Pippa’s website www.pippagreenwood.com to buy gorgeous UK grown vegetable plants accompanied by weekly advice emails from Pippa, or to peruse the really useful selection of Pippa’s favourite gardening items including SpeedHoes, SpeedWeeders, raised bed kits, Nemaslug and copper tape, pull-out EasyTunnels, signed books and lots more besides.
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A Photographer Dreams.... by Hugh Griffiths www.creativelight.org.uk This picture could have been taken in a number of places around here but in fact it was taken at Prideaux Place, a stately home in Padstow, Cornwall. They have a small deer park and I was lucky enough to see these two, mother and son, showing their mutual affection. We had gone there for a walk and to have a look around the house – it’s always fun to see someone else’s home, and the Prideaux family still live there. But the house was not open that afternoon and we satisfied ourselves by walking around the gardens and looking over at these deer. So much photography is luck – although it is true that you can make your own luck to a very great extent by being ready to take a picture – and it was chance that I saw these two by a tree in the meadow. As far as composition goes, it isn’t the greatest shot – the legs of both the deer have been cut off, and the fence at the back is a bit obtrusive – but it is very cute and was well worth the 5 or 10 minutes I spent looking at the animals. Being ready is something that I’ve mentioned before, and it is really valuable if you aspire to taking interesting photographs. And it’s always helpful to remember that quality in photographs is largely
determined by you and your viewers: it doesn’t have to be one of the best ever photographs to be one that satisfies you. I like this picture, I hope that you like it, but I suspect that a judge in a competition wouldn’t give it a high score. No matter – that isn’t the only criterion for your photographs. That same time in Padstow, I took the opportunity to walk along the cliffs by the Camel River up to the mouth of the estuary. It’s a lovely walk – even if it is raining (not too heavily, obviously!) and the day was bright and warm for me. One of the things about this estuary is the amount of sand that is hidden or exposed by the tides; it’s a huge
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expanse, and this small area, known as Harbour Cove, has an enormous area that is shown when the tide is low. At high tide, the rocks in the middle foreground would be partly covered by water. This picture has been edited fairly severely. You are looking out to sea, through the mouth of the river, and along the beach at Harbour Cove. A few people were walking on the sand – maybe with dogs or family – and I took this picture that included them with the sand, the sea and the cliffs. The colours are nice and I decided to make it feel a bit more surreal by reducing the mid tone sharpness quite considerably. It gives a dreamlike appearance, but doesn’t lose the shapes and colours. In my view, this is a scene that could be looked at again and again to find new things hiding in it. Very satisfying!
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person scratching his head. In fact, I use this picture as my profile photo on Skype. It’s worth keeping your eyes open for odd things: they often make for good pictures. Camille Pissarro – one of the founders of Impressionism in art – once said “Blessed are they who see beautiful things in humble places where other people see nothing.” He’s right … keep looking. And don’t forget that the Malden Camera Club meets on Thursday evenings at the Library in Kingston Road. We are a friendly group, and love our photography. Come along one evening. You will be very welcome! Winner of the London Hair and Beauty Awards 2015 BEST PRICES IN CRYOGENICS & LASER TREATMENTS IN LONDON
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Every now and then there is a headline that grabs attention and people start to ask us for our views. This month a paper published an expected ‘massive increase of 25% in property prices over the next 4 years’. Next week’s headline may well be the prediction of an equal fall, a bigger rise, a property crash, who knows!
National averages can mask huge regional differences as well as smaller pockets of variation. At a local level it is not unusual to find that changes in school catchment area, Ofsted ratings, local infrastructure or even which side of the road a property is located affecting a house price and resulting in one rising in value while an almost identical property can stagnate or fall in price. Good knowledge of all the important factors, as well as an in depth understanding of which buyers are looking, is key when valuing property and getting the best values for our clients.
There are many problems with such a statement. The main issue is that it picks on an average figure when the market across the country varies dramatically. This was highlighted by a recent buyer who hails from a different part of the United Kingdom where the grass is usually greener. RUNNING AROUND Ten years ago the property market faltered and prices fell in most parts of the country, including locally. Around London that fall was approximately 10-20% and prices started to rise again in 2009. By stark contrast in Northern Ireland the property market, which also started to fall in 2007, continued falling until a tentative recovery eventually started in 2013. Properties fell to between half and a third of their peak values.
Properties purchased in Belfast at the average price of approximately £225,000 in 2007 would have been worth less than £100,000 before they started to recover. In early 2017, that typical house would sell for about £125,000. In the last four years local house prices have risen by about 48% and now comfortably exceed their 2007 peak. The London area has thrived and prices continue to hold or nudge upwards.
We are struck recently by the number of people out running. Now that the weather has improved it’s always lovely to see people making good use of all the excellent outdoor spaces that we have on our doorstep. We have a particular reason this year to be interested though. After many years of trying to secure a place Glynn is looking forward to his first London Marathon. His training runs have taken him around much of the area and we have been able to wave to him, briefly, as he runs past the office on his days off. Along the way there have been a few injuries, and periods when his target time has looked less likely but his determination to succeed has seen him through those tougher times. Glynn will be running for The Royal Marsden Cancer Charity on 23rd April. We know of a number of people running for great causes and we wish them all the very best on the day.
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Fitness
The Dawn Raiders The DAWN RAIDERS strike every Tuesday and Thursday morning, meeting at the gates of Sir Joseph Hood Memorial Playing Fields in Marina Avenue, Motspur Park KT3 6NE at 06.00 am. We’ve been meeting here for several years. It’s a mixed ability group and because we use “loops” everyone can train together without feeling left behind or inadequate. The sessions are tough and serious but you can work as hard or as easy as you wish. The effort involved is down to the individual; there is no pressure on pushing yourself to the limit. We have welcomed Comrades Marathon competitors, Ironmen, triathletes, marathon runners, mums on maternity leave, social runners and, of course, there is our hard core of regulars. Most of us are members of the Windmilers running club, but prefer to do our midweek training early morning. The Tuesday morning warm up involves a gentle jog along the track by the cemetery to The
Hamptons where we have a quick mobility stretch before continuing up the side of the hill and down to the clock house where we start and finish our hill sessions. We use different undulating loops and the total distance at the end of each session is between 8-10k (this does not include the warm up and warm down, approximately 2 miles). The longest undulating loop is 1.3k and the shortest 560m. We sometimes throw in a five-six times one mile loop which goes round the boardwalk and along Pig Farm Alley back to the clock house. Our Thursday warm up takes us alongside the cemetery, looping back along the horse fields. We have a quick mobility stretch with drills before starting our speed session. This involves repetitions of anything from 200m-2000m around the playing fields or along Green Lane. We usually save the longer reps for our marathon training preparations. The speed session usually covers 6.4k-8k. Of course, you are not compelled to complete the full session, you can leave earlier, but always let someone know so that we don’t go looking for you at the end of the session! Nothing stops us! We even meet on dark, snowy mornings. We also celebrate birthdays with cake and bubbles post run before everyone dashes off. We have a community spirit and there is no fee. We want to see more people running and training. So if you are interested in joining us just turn up or contact Olwen on 07941 898896 or email olwenseear@gmail.com.
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it’s never too late to start a new career or gain new skills, and you never know where it’s going to take you.” Khaled Hamed wanted to progress his career within the medical field and enrolled on the Biomedical Science BSc with ambitions of become a research biomedical scientist. Khaled studied part-time whilst continuing to work as a Medical Laboratory Assistant. The supportive culture and good amount of one-to-one time spent with tutors enabled Khaled to balance his work, life and study commitments. Nescot’s Adult Open Evening on 17 May provides an opportunity for anyone aged 19 or over who is considering a career change or wishing to develop their career the opportunity to find out more. Tutors and current students will be on-hand to speak with guests in a relaxed atmosphere. Guests can also tour Nescot’s facilities and discover which course is right for them. Visit www.nescot.ac.uk/may2017 for more details.
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Worcester Park Civil Service Retirement Fellowship Group first Monday of the month at 2pm and finishing by 4pm. If the first Monday falls on a Bank Holiday the meeting takes place on the second Monday. Old Malden Scout Hall, 411 Malden Road, KT4 7NY. All retired civil servants and friends are welcome to attend and if you are interested in listening to one of our speakers please contact John Wright on 020 8337 8965 or johnandglenisw@gmail.com
mailto:johnandglenisw@gmail.com Do you enjoy listening to show tunes, big band music, jazz, light classics etc? Come along to an evening of live music played by top artistes. We meet on the second Monday of each month at our Banstead venue Banstead Organ & Keyboard Club Church Institute Hall, High Street, Banstead SM7 2NN Doors open 7pm for 7:30pm start.(Visitors £7) Visitors & new members are always welcome to our concerts. 020 8330 5795, or visit www.bansteadorganclub.co.uk
Worcester Parkers Women’s Institute meet on the 3rd Monday of every month 7.45pm to 9.45pm at Christchurch with St Philip Church Hall in Ruskin Drive, Worcester Park. For more information contact Sue Hostler on 020 8337 3756
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*There is currently a waiting list. Cheam Common Art Group Small friendly Art Group who meet at Christ Church With St Philip Ruskin Road, Worcester Park 7.30 – 9.30 p.m. Welcome new members just to draw and paint in any medium without tuition. If interested come down for an evening and meet us to see whether this is for you Brenda Banks 020 8330 0928 Worcester Park Over 60’s Welcome Club meet every Monday from 1pm to 3pm at Christ Church with St Philip Church Hall in Ruskin Drive. Worcester Park. All over 60’s welcome to join us for a cup of tea and a biscuit or two, plus some outstanding entertainment in the way of singers and musicians. One Monday a month we have Bingo and every Monday we run a raffle. Days outings to the coast are organised throughout the summer months, and mid week holidays are organised two or three times a year. Come a little earlier and meet up with some friends and have a chat before the entertainment starts. We would love to see you. Contact Joyce on 020 8330 5065.
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The ladies After Eight Club 2nd Monday of every month from 8pm onwards at Christchurch with St Philips church hall. We have interesting speakers, outings and dinners and all are welcome for a small subscription to cover our costs. Just come along and join in. Carol on 020 8337 2452 St James Players If you enjoy acting do come or help backstage. Monday and Wednesdays 8pm New members welcome. St James Church Hall, Bodley Road New Malden. Mem Sec: linda@dunnz,net
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Vegan Group - monthly bring and share buffet,. every second Tuesday. 7.30pm until 9.30 in Room 1,Christchurch with St Philip, corner of Ruskin Drive, WP. For vegans and anyone interested in learning more about veganism. Conquest Art Group inspires people living with disability or long term health issue to discover their creative energy and build self-confidence through art. Our art group meets every Tuesday at St Mary’s Cuddington, The Avenue, Worcester Park, KT4 7HL from 1:30 to 3:30pm. Anyone over 18 is welcome, all art materials and refreshments are provided. If you would like to come along and give us a try, please contact Carole on 020 8786 8534.
The Worcester Park Dramatic Society is a local amateur drama group of long standing. We stage two major productions a year at the Adrian Mann Theatre in Ewell, in April and November. We meet every Tuesday and most Fridays at 8.15 pm in the Elmcroft Community Centre in North Cheam, on the Sainsbury’s site. Apart from play readings, rehearsals and set construction, we have quiz nights and various social events. We also arrange group outings to amateur and professional theatre productions. We welcome new members to help us stage future productions, anyone willing to act or work backstage. membership secretary, Joyce Cranfield, on 020 8337 3317.
“Lunch Break” - a friendly lunch club for those retired, meeting on a Tuesday 12-2pm (term time only) at Worcester Park Baptist Church, The Avenue - free, but donations invited. Occasional speakers. Brian on 020 8224 6675 or Rowena 07837 941298
NHS Retirement Fellowship Are you retired or about to retire from the NHS? Why not join us on the 1st Tuesday of every month from 10am -12 at Christ Church Hall, Christ Church Road, Surbiton, KT5 8JJ. We have speakers, activities, coffee & chat.Other outings & activities are also arranged during the month. Lorna on 020 8337 4121
Wednesdays
Keep Fit Stay Fit every Wednesday 10.15-11.15am at Christ Church with St Philip, Ruskin Road. Come along and give it a try ! Jo Hamilton on 020 8786 3444.
The Probus Club of Ewell Coming up to retirement? Just retired? Looking to make new friends? Why not join the Probus Club of Ewell? Since it was founded over 40 years ago, the Probus Club of Ewell has been attracting businessmen from Worcester Park and its surrounding areas with a broad range of professional and business backgrounds. We meet on the first Wednesday of each month, usually at Bourne Hall in Ewell Village, for a Lunch followed by a Speaker. In addition to two Ladies Lunches during the year, there is an active social programme for members and their partners with visits to places of interest and West End Shows. Bruce Urquhart, on 01737 373 690 or visit our website: 4newmembers.ewell4probus.org.uk
Talking Of Trains In Surbiton Programme of talks which take place locally at the Surbiton Library Hall each Wednesday evening throughout the winter months. The first meeting is free; the fee for the complete year is just £50. www.talking of trains.co.uk
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Tunes’n’Tea An afternoon of live music, tea, coffee, home made cakes, conversation and dancing if you wish. Guest musicians perform for your delight! Relax and listen to a mix of songs and tunes, old, new and everything in between! Thursday May 11th, Thursday June 8th Thursday July 13th 1.30 - 3.30pm St John’s Church Hall, Station Approach, Stoneleigh, Epsom, KT19 0QZ (next to Stoneleigh Station on the West Side) Entrance: £3 Sutton Mariners Sailing Club A local offshore sailing club founded in 1988 that meets at 8pm every Thursday evening at the Borough Sports Ground, home of Sutton United FC, Gander Green Lane, SM1 2EY. We are a small and friendly club of about 60 members and have about a dozen boat owners amongst us providing crewing opportunities during the summer months as well as enjoying meetings listening to interesting speakers and social nights. If you would like to get afloat come along and meet us – we’re sure you will enjoy the experience. www.suttonmariners.org.uk
East Surrey Family History Society For those who are interested in finding out how to investigate their family history the Sutton Branch of the East Surrey Family History Society holds meetings on the first Thursday of the month at St Nicholas Church Hall, Robin Hood Lane. Most months we have a professional speaker. March 2 Miss Anne Carter How life changed forever in 1914 April 6 Ian Waller: Village Crafts Finding out about the records of those who worked in rural industry. www.esfhs.org.uk
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Kingston Phoenix Road Club is a cycling club that meets at 8-30pm every Thursday at Worcester Park Athlete Club, Green Lane, Worcester Park. The club was founded in 1936 and currently has a membership of 70. We cater for riders of all ages whether they are novices or experienced and our oldest rider is 84 years old who is still racing and holds several national age related records. Malden Emergency First Aid Society (Mefas) Members meet each Thursday evening at 7.30pm for First Aid training. New members required. Everyone welcome. Hall available for hire. Christine 07966661015 Breathe Easy (Merton & Sutton) Group Wheezy? Breathless? you are not alone, come and join us at your local friendly support & information group for anyone affected by a lung condition. We meet between 2-4 pm on the 3rd Thursday of every month at St. Bedes Conference Centre, St. Anthony’s Hospital, London Road, North Cheam. SM3 9DW George on 0208 647 7530
Thursday Fellowship Every Thursday at 2.30pm for men and women, finishing with a cup of tea and biscuits or cakes. A lively, friendly meeting at Worcester Park Baptist church in The Avenue. Well-known, familiar hymns and prayers, musical afternoons, and a variety of speakers on topical subjects, including help and advice. New members welcome. Jean Gathercole on 020 8642 9649
The Worcester Park Hello Club launched last November and is welcoming new members! We meet every Thursday morning from 10am – 12 noon. The club is aimed at anyone who would like to come and join in with board games, quizzes, cards, occasional craft sessions - or just to have a chat and a coffee. Adults of any age are welcome to come and get to know each other. The main aims of the club are: • To meet new people and build friendships • To become involved with the local community • To access activities, information and advice The club is very friendly and informal. Every month there will be a member of staff attending from the SCILL Information & Advice Service – they have information on most topics for all your needs and will be pleased to assist you. The drop in club was set up by Sutton Vision, Christ Church with St Philip and SCILL , working together in partnership. We are fortunate to be provided with a welcoming and comfortable venue at the Christ Church with St Philip Community Hall. There are accessible toilets on site. There is a small charge for coffee and tea at the church café. SCILL 020 8770 4065 Sutton Vision 020 8409 7166 Christ Church with St Philip 020 8330 7630
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New Malden Women’s Institute Shiraz Mirza Hall, Manor Park Hall, Malden Road, New Malden, KT3 6AV. 2nd Thurs of each month at 7.30pm Barbara 0208 546 1495 or twocavs@
all abilities. Secretary Mike Ridley 020 8715 8326 Treasurer Mark Broughton 020 8337 9699
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Quest a meeting place for people with physical disabilities between the ages of 20 - 60. However, once a member there is no age cut off. The aim of the club is to provide a welcoming, caring atmosphere for the members and allow the carers to have a regular break. Annual subscription. and £2.50 for lunch. We have various social activities and every second month we have a speaker. Christchurch with St. Philip, Ruskin Drive, Worcester Park. We meet the 2nd and 4th Fridays in the month from 12.45 to 4p.m June Day, Club Secretary, on 02083301220
RSPB Epsom & Ewell Local group 2nd Friday of every month at 7.30, apart from July and August, at All Saints Church Hall Fulford Road, West Ewell with guest speakers who illustrate their enthusiasm on a variety of natural history subjects. We also have several birding outings throughout the year which is arranged to suit all ages. There is a small charge for non-members of the RSPB. rspb.org.uk/
Social Dancing with Glitters at Bourne Hall, Spring Street, Ewell Village. 8.30 - 11 pm. Over 18s. Entrance fee £8. All standards of dancing. Future dance dates: Friday 5th May, 19th May, 2nd June, 16th June National Trust - Epsom, Ewell and District Supporters Group Formed in 1971, we run a varied programme of
social eventswhich includes Evening Lectures at Bourne Hall in Ewell, once a month from Oct. to June, Coach Outings which visit historichouses and gardens(not necessarily N.T.),Guided London Walks, and other trips to London e.g.The Magic Circle, The Royal Opera House (backstage tour).Other special events include Coffee Mornings, Holidays and Christmas Lunch. Newsletters are produced four times a year.If you would like more information please visit our website: www.epsom-ewell-district-nt.co.uk or telephone Paul on 020 87158486 Malden Manor Bowls Club, Manor Park, Malden Road. New members will be made very welcome. Roll ups, league matches, internal and external competitions; we offer bowling for all levels of interest and ability. Men’s Secretary Gerald 020 8949 4623 or Ladies Secretary 020 8394 0877.
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The Association of Surrey Bookbinders - we meet on Friday mornings in the Scout Hut in Dell Lane, Stoneleigh Roger@gmathews.co.uk 020 8330 2306
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North Cheam badminton club meet every Sunday at the Elmcroft Community Hall North Cheam. We are a small mixed club looking for new members of reasonable club standard especially ladies. Contact Pat Odonnell on 02083938895. www.facebook.com/groups/668968946606410
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Worcester Park. It is a mixed club of around 45 men and 25 women, who play outdoors from April to Sept with a busy fixture list of league and friendly matches against other clubs, as well as internal club competitions. David Regan 020 8337 8919 www.auriolbowlingclub.com. Cuddington Bowling Club Sandringham Road, Worcester Park and we play on an excellent 6 rink green that has been acclaimed by many of the club’s visitors this year. We are a mixed club with about 60 members and play a range of friendly and league fixtures catering for To advertise email jenny@maldenmedia.co.uk or call 020 8336 2915
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Voice for Wildlife The word ‘sarx’ means ‘flesh’ in the original Greek of the New Testament in the Christian bible.
need a drink. He said “ Animals can survive without human beings, but humans cannot survive without animals”. He said that he regretted that animals are so rarely prayed for in church and told the story of a church he visited, which had a memorial service for bereaved pet owners. It was - apparently - packed, the fullest attendance of any church service ever held in that church. He suggested that people be invited to bring their dogs to church on Sundays.
Sarx exists to serve God by witnessing to the Good News of Christ’s love for all creation. This includes activities such: • Encouraging prayer and Biblical reflection • Raising awareness of animal theology • Challenging animal injustice and cruelty • Resourcing church communities • Promoting of ethical and meat-free lifestyles
Professor Clough said that Christians have strong reasons to be concerned about animals - the image of a gracious God cannot be exploitative. The fact that animals are not more prominent in Christianity is a serious error - it results in those who do feel called to care for the whole Creation becoming disillusioned and on the fringes of the Church, and leads many others to leave it altogether.
So, what has this to do with wildlife? Everything, actually!
I can personally attest that amongst my vegan friends, this fact - coupled with the truly insensitive and often repeated comment that ‘God gave us the animals to eat ‘(wrong! - see Genesis 1 , v 29 and 30) - is enough to make any vegan wish never to set foot inside any church - or even attend an amazing conference with delicious vegan food on offer!!
by Carol Williams Last month I attended an all day conference in London. It was run by an organisation called Sarx and was called ‘The Creature Conference’.
Whether we believe in God or not, Nature - or The Creation - is having a very tough time of it right now. People are not looking after this planet well - Christians are not being ‘good stewards’. I am not a churchgoer. I scarcely know if I believe in God or not these days, but I went to this Christian conference, in hope. I established for certain before I paid for my ticket, that all the refreshments and the lunch would be vegan. If they had not been, I would not have attended. But they were, and the catering was superb - generous, and of extraordinary quality. I tried to persuade some of my vegan friends to attend this with me - but all of them were put off completely by it being a Christian-based event. This was a great shame, as it was an amazing day, with excellent speakers and workshops, as well as top notch vegan food. Only one of the keynote speakers, Professor David Clough, was vegan - which was a disappointment, as all of them were saying things that any vegan would want to hear. I heard the Rt Rev John Arnold, Chair of the Trustees of Cafod quote Pope Francis - “The earth our home is beginning to look more and more like an immense pile of filth”. Humanity has a calling to care for every aspect of creation, he said. The Rt Revd Dominic Walker, President of the Anglican Society for the Welfare of Animals called on those present to go and make their churches ‘animal friendly’. He advocated creating space for wildlife in the churchyard - putting up nest boxes, having a conservation area ( long grasses and meadow habitats) and planting trees. He also asked that bowls of water be put outside for dogs and any wild creatures who might
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It is becoming increasingly more obvious that many human activities have a huge detrimental effect on wildlife. Habitats destroyed and making no space for Nature are - for Christians - acts of destruction to the handiwork of God. Animal farming is one such activity. The UNFAO report ‘Livestock’s Long Shadow’ - which was published in 2006 - makes this abundantly clear. We also now know that the marine environment is being so damaged that some sources are saying the oceans will be completely dead by 2050.This damage is not merely pollution - it is overfishing - dragging every single living creature from the depths, for human consumption ( unnecessary), to feed farmed prawns (disgraceful waste) and even to grind up into feed for animals in factory farms (even greater scandal - as none of these animals would naturally eat marine creatures). When I see a piece of breaded haddock in a person’s shopping basket, I see not only the immense cruelty of millions of fish drowning in air on the deck of a trawler, but also the waste of potential. Here is a fish who could have spawned millions more - food for many seabirds and marine mammals and larger fish, food they need to survive, food that human beings most certainly do NOT need. Space for wildlife means respect for their food sources, not stealing it from them, not deciding that our greeds are more important than any other creature’s needs. Dr Tony Campolo, speaking at the Sarx conference,
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asked “ What sort of creature are we that we can get pleasure out of killing a deer?’ Good question! I think this each time I see a photo of some hunter proudly standing with his or her ‘trophy’. Oscar Wilde famously called those who engage in fox hunting ‘ the unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable’ Campolo went on to say that ‘animals are not primarily here on earth for human enjoyment’ - which is actually a very vegan sentiment from a man who is not - yet - vegan. He closed his speech by saying that when a species is wiped out by humans, we have interfered with the worship of God - and that is blasphemy. Who cares for animals? asks David Clough - Nobody? Christians? Everyone? For him - a Methodist lay preacher as well as a professor of Theological Ethics -concern for animals is a fundamental part of his faith; he asserts that compassion for human beings must spill over into concern for other creatures - wildlife and all the animals who suffer at the hands of human beings. “Animals are God’s creatures, not human property, nor utilities, nor resources, nor commodities, but precious beings in God’s sight......... Christians whose eyes are fixed on the awfulness of crucifixion are in a special position to understand the awfulness of innocent suffering. The Cross of Christ is God’s absolute identification with the weak, the powerless and the vulnerable, but most of all
with unprotected, undefended, innocent suffering” Rev Andrew Linzey. Dr Margaret Adam had this to say in her speech: Christians should behave as if the Peaceable Kingdom is real - the flourishing of animals is, in itself, praise to God. Animal advocacy fits the pattern of Christian discipleship perfectly. The Sarx conference made quite an impact on me - I hope it gets repeated. I hope it marks the beginning of a new awareness about the need to love the whole earth, when you are Christian - because all of it is connected intimately. Everything we do impacts on the wider environment. Please let all of us be much more mindful of this in our daily choices and actions. To walk gently on the earth, trying to do the least harm possible, is a beautiful thing. We cannot let this wonderful planet and all its incredible wildlife become the ‘immense pile of filth’ that Pope Francis wrote about in his Laudato Si. Christian or not, please care enough to , in the words of St Ignatius of Loyola - ‘see, judge, act’. Thank you for reading. Please come to my vegan group details in the Clubs section on page 53.
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Parkin' some thoughts Seeing is believing? by Nick Hazell I’ve heard it said that the worst thing about a disability is that people see it before they see you. The problem with Parkinson’s is that people see you before they see it and can make some rather swift assumptions as a result. Sometimes, like this morning, and in support of the Verve’s musical theory, the drugs don’t work. When they are essentially determining whether the little workman in my brain is flipping round his stop/go sign in an orderly manner or in his van flicking through copies of “Razzle” having abandoned his post, this is not a good thing. My main symptoms are slow movement and a rigidity that when compared to his acting style, would make even Vinnie Jones appear worthy of an Olivier Award. I take a cocktail of 16 tablets a day which are meant to mask and control these symptoms, but which have a slightly temperamental effectiveness. You never know quite what you are going to get when. The unpredictable nature of the medication presents a particular series of challenges on my journey to work. Before being afflicted with this irritating malaise, I never gave ticket barriers, train doors or escalators a moment’s thought, but now they can represent obstacles on what, on a bad day, can become my own version of an extreme commute assault course. There may even be an amusing game show in that, with lycra-suited Parky sufferers attempting to shuffle, shake, crawl and run through complex tasks such as boarding a train, crossing the road or finding change to pay for a hot, extra wet, skinny latte. When this turn of events takes place, it typically encourages one of four reactions. Often I get ignored. Not even my best John Sergeantesque quickstep shuffle seems to attract obvious attention. Sometimes, I hear the impatient sighs from the growing queue behind as I battle to liberate credit card from wallet. Once I was asked whether I was drunk….at 8.30am! I advised the lady in question that we weren’t in The Flying Horse at Gatwick Airport and to mangle Winston Churchill’s famous remark, she was rude, I had Parkinson’s and unfortunately the same would be true of both of us in the morning! Only once has someone asked if I was OK. I’m not sure whether I prefer the first or the last
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reaction, but either way I’ve come to realise that Parkinson’s, particularly among young folk, is one of those diseases about which there is very little public knowledge and a lot of presumption. The Parkinson’s community try to counter this, no more so than during “awareness week” which takes place every April. This year marked the 200th Anniversary of James Parkinson’s snappily entitled “Essay on the Shaking Palsy” which first identified the condition. It’s fair to say that it probably didn’t fly off the shelves. There was no handsome hero, an absence of a juicy murder and not one act of bodice ripping to be found within its pages. It was just the uncovering of one master villain whose work had previously gone unremarked. Unfortunately, having been caught, his incarceration has been more difficult to achieve than getting more than half way through a Jeffrey Archer novel. There is still no cure. The main treatment has been the same for 50 years and whilst there have been more recent advances with deep brain stimulation and stem cell research is said to be encouraging, I suspect Mr P would be surprised if not a little dismayed to discover that his revelations have not led to a final solution two centuries later. I like to think that over the last eighteen months we’ve done a little bit to make people aware of the age defying and otherwise indiscriminatory nature of the condition and to understand it just a little more. On this occasion, let me leave you with this; The next time you’re at the checkout in Waitrose and see someone slowly packing their bags, spilling the contents of their wallet or weaving their way to the exit, he might not be drunk. Of course, there is a chance he might be, but that would rather ruin my point which is this. Often the eyes see, but they don’t always understand.
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Christ Church with St Philip Parent and Toddler Group 9.30 until 11.15am - see Monday Worcester Park Baptist Church 9.30-11.30- see Monday. we have vacancies on a Wednesday
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Worcester Park Baptist Church 9.30-11.30- a lively toddler group, where carers of any kind are welcome to attend and supervise their youngsters. Our age range is from young babies to 3-4 years. Sarah on 020 8393 7299 or email via the church’s website www.wpbc.org.uk Christ Church with St Philip Parent and Toddler Group is a very welcoming and relaxed place to meet new friends for yourself and your toddlers. We are open to all Mums, Dads, Grandparents and Carers. We meet in the Church Hall on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays from 9.30 until 11.15am during term time
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Toddling2Church, Christ Church with St Philip 2-3pm. Parents, carers and pre-school children are all welcome to join us for songs with percussion instruments, a Bible story simply and sensitively told, a story-related craft activity and, of course, drinks and biscuits.
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Carer and Toddler group for all families with twins and multiples. Come and meet other local families who understand all about having more than one of everything! We meet every Thursday at Worcester Park Baptist Church from 9.30- 11.30 am with toys, craft, songs, refreshments and stories during term time. Come along and join in - other pre-school siblings also welcome. There will be a minimal cost of £2 per family.
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Christ Church with St Philip Parent and Toddler Group 9.30 until 11.15am - see Monday
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Men behaving Dadly, Grace Church - every 3rd Saturday of the month, 9.30 to 11 am, at Green Lane Primary School. For Dads and their pre-school children (0-4). The kids get to play with the toys, the Dads get a bacon roll and coffee, and Mums might possibly get a lie-in... £3 on the door. For more information & contact details, www.gracechurchworcesterpark.org Old Malden Library (Church Road, Worcester Park) Tuesdays, 10.30-11am, Rhyme time aimed at age 0-3 Tuesdays, 2.30-3pm, Story time aimed at age 3+
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