FUNNYSiDe UP! BYMARC
JACKS0N
mj
A C0SMIC CLiFf COLLeCTi0N
FUNNYSiDA eC0SMICUP! CLiFf COLLeCTi0N
HE CAMe TO OUR PLANET THR0UGH A SPLIT IN TiMe AND NOW LiVES WiTH HIS FRieND STAN IN AN APARTMeNT IN THE BiG CiTY. He ALSO MAKES AWeS0ME OMeLETTeS!
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Hi
THERE, MY NAMe’S
CLiFF!
i PLANeT i eR-
I CAMe TO TH S THROUGH AN NT
DiMeNSI0NAL SPLIT iN TIMe, SPACE AND ReALiTY! WITH N0 WAY BACK, i’VE STAYED HeRE, EVeR SiNCE!
ASiDe FR0M THAT, I’M PReTTY MUCH, YOUR AVERAGe GUY.
BUT,
W iTH0UT NOSTRiLS.
mj
P0P!
THAT WAS AN
iNCReDIBLE 0MELeTTe!
YOU
THANKS,
STAN!
THAT 0MeLETTe, WAS ALL IT WAS ‘CRACKEDUP TO Be’
C0ULD
SAY...
iT WAS ‘Y0LK-ALLY AMAZiNG’
STAN LiKeS HIS J0KES
‘FUNNYSiDe UP’
mj
CLiFF,
CLiFF,
iT’S FRIDAY, I’VE FiNISHeD LeT’S WORK...
PAiNT THE T0WN, ReD! C0OL!
W0O-H0O! FRiDAY NIGHT,
PARRR-TAY NiGHT!
YH0eWAH! LO
NG
HAVE WE BeeN 0UT
STAN?
SS
We’VE BEEN PARTYiNG F0R 15
MiNUTeS!
TAXi! mj
7.45!
UH-0H! We’VE GOT A
PUNCTURe!
STAY CO0L CLiFF! WE JUST NeeD THE
RePAIR KiT.
PPPFFFFTBBBBT!
0H JeeZ! WE’Re iN THE MiDDLe 0F NOWHeRe, IT’S GETTiNG LATE, OUR NeXT DECiSI0N iS VITAL!
PASTRAMi AND PiCKLeS, OR TUNA MAY0?
mj
S0RRY STAN, i TO0K IT OUT 0F THE BAG, TO MAKe R0OM F0R OUR SANDWiCHeS...
THAT WAS YOUR SiSTeR 0N THe PHONe. SHE WANTS US T0 LO0K AFTER HeR DOG,
AGAiN!?!
YEEESH!
DUDLeY.
DiNG D0NG!
GUYS!
GUYS! L0OK WHO GUYS! BR0UGHT
PiZZA!!
mj
D0N’T GeT ME WRONG, i’M A D0G LOVeR, BUT HE’S JUST T0O 0VER FAMiLiAR...
DUDLeY!! MY
RUG!
i TH0UGHT YOU WERE HOUSeTRAiNED?!
C0OL-iT
STAN! SOMETiMeS, A DOG, HAS JUST GOTTA G0!
O0OPS!
NOPE, HERe'S
AGREE MORe!
0H GReAT, SO WE'RE
C0OL?
Y0UR BAG, GET OUTTA
HeRE!!
YURK!
mj
i COULDN'T
BEFORe YOU COMe iN, CAN YOU TAKE 0FF
BROKeN T0iLET.
THANKS
FOR COMiNG OVeR S0
QUiCKLY!
NO-CANi WASN’T D0, SONNY! PLANNING ON HEALTH AND TAKiNG THeM 0FF SAFeTY! ALL-DAY. S0 i PUT AN
B0B
eXTRA-TiGHT D0UBLe KNOT iN THE LACeS.
YOUR WORK BO0TS?
?
We HAD
JUST NEW
CARPeT
PUT DOWN!
WAiT THERE...
mj
i’M HeRe T0 F iX, YOUR
i’LL GET SOMe
SC iSS0RS!
?
WHAMP!!
mj
AReN’T Y0U A LiTTLE OLD TO RiDE A SKATeB0ARD STAN?
NOWAY! i’M SUPeRC0OL!! CLA CK!
HeY CLiFF, CHECKOUT MY NeW SKATeB0ARD!
i STAND CORRECTeD... THAT WAS
C0OL!!!
0O0F
URRRGHHH...
QUADRUPLE eSPReSS0, PLeASE MEL!
STAN,
CLiFF WOKE Me UP AT 2 A.M. DOiNG THE VACUUMiNG!
YOU LO0K
AWFUL!
HE’S A NiGHT 0WL eH?
RR
YEP. NOW
He’S IN
BED, GeTT iNG S0Me SLEEP!
Y0U GOT PLANS FOR THE ReST 0F THe DAY?
VACUUMiNG!!
mj
W
RR i i H
MY PLeASURe! I’Ve LiKED Y0U FOR AWHILE N0W,
CLiFF
W0W!
I BROUGHT S0MeTHING
TO0!
YOU DiD? LIKe WHAT?
OH, YES! i’M A LiTTLe NERV0US ACTUALLY. SO I BR0UGHT MY OLD
REALLY?
MY FRieND
STAN!
TeDDY BEAR,
AS A G0OD-LUCK
CHARM!
HUBBA HUBBA! KeeP Y0UR HANDS WHeRE i CAN SEE THeM, YOU CRAZY
L0VE BiRDS!
mj
THANKS FOR AGReeING T0 GO 0UT WiTH ME TONiGHT, CAR0L!
THE DAY !
L0OPY CRUNCH
CLiFF!
E! K A ! H S e SHAK DiNK!
WHAT, REALLY? THeRE WAS LOTS, WHeN i G0T MiNE!
We’RE OUT 0F CEReAL!
Y L0OP CH CRUN
mj
OF
L0OPY RUNCH
0OO0HHH BREAKFAST! MY FAV0URiTe MEAL
C0SMiC CLifF
SP0OKY SPeCiAL! HEY! iS THAT Y0UR ReAL HEAD, OR A
HALL0WeeN
MASK?
HA! HA!
YeAH! TAKE iT 0FF MAN!
?
KER-
P0P!
N0W WHAT?
WAAA AAA
AAA
AA
HH
HH
mj
OK!
HH
HeY
I JUST GOT US TW0 T iCKeTS, TO THe MiDNIGHT SHOW, 0F THe NEW ‘SPAC F iGHTS’ FILM!!
CLiFF!
e
W0W! SOUNDS G0OD!!
mj
G0OD? iT’LL
BE AMAZING!
THE CiNEMA WILL BE PACKeD-FULL OF GEEKS, WeiRD0S, CRAZeD FANS AND SCi-F i LOVING,
LUNAT iCS!
WE’LL Be
THE
ONLY
N0RMAL ONeS iN THERe!!
SLURP!
SHEESH...
SUCH SAD NeWS, CLiFF!
DAiLY- NEWS
‘OR THAT MY M0USTACHe
DiDN’T WIN THE FACiAL HAIR OF THe YEAR AWARD’
YOU KN0W THE W0RLD’S GONE MAD, WHEN THe CRAZieST THING HAPPENING, ISN’T THAT I LiVe WiTH AN ALIEN...
DAiLY-NeWS
if ONLY THAT WAS AS CRAZY AS iT GOT EH BUDDY ?
3RD
IF ONLY, STAN...
iF 0NLY.
PRiZe
mj
S DAiLY NEW
Je SUiS PARIS
YOU’RE DOiNG
REALLY WeLL
ON YOUR fiRST DRiVING LESS0N,
CLiFF!
THANKS FOR AGReeiNG T0 TeACH ME,
STAN!
VR0OO0M!
C0OL!
AND We GET T0 SEE, WHAT HAPPENS AT THIS ReD LiGHT, AS MY LEGS D0N’T REACH THE BRAKeS!!
mj
N0 PROBLeM! YOU’LL L0VE DRIVING, iT’S A REAL FeeLiNG, 0F iNDePENDENCe!
PHeW! THiS
MAN-UP,
CLifF!
HEALTH-KICK FOR NeW YEAR, IS KiLLiNG Me
STAN!
HUfF! H0iF!
We HAVE
PUFf!
5 M0Re MiLES TO G0 YET!
PANT!
WHAAT? 5 M0RE MiLeS!?!
ACTUALLY... ON SeC0ND TH0UGHT, LeT’S MAKE IT 10 MORE MiLeS! 0R HOW ABOUT
20?!
e
ie
NeW BLENDeR!
ZiP!
mj
Y P! BUT, WHeN WE GET BACK, i’M MAKING SPiNACH, BROCC0LI AND COURGETTE SM0OTH S F0R US, IN MY
HeY STAN, I JUST G0T BACK FROM MY F iRST
TRUMPeT LESS0N!
SH0W Me
WHAT YOU GOT, CL F!
if
H0NK!
HAWNK! TH0NK!
S0OO00... WHAT’S
THe VERDiCT
STAN?
THiNK YOU SUCK AND BL0W, I
IN eQUAL
MEASURe!
mj
HO0NK!
DAiLY-NeWS
i WONDeR WHAT THEY PAY, BY THe ‘FL0UR’?
DAiLY-NeWS
YOU ‘KNeAD’ THAT
SOMe
EXTRA
‘D0UGH’ WOULD J0B! ReALLY COME iN HANDY, AR0UND HERe!
DAiLY-NeWS
WHEN iT COMeS TO J0KES, STAN, STOPS AT
‘MUFFiN’!
DAiLY-NeWS
mj
CLiFf, THe LOCAL BAKERY ARE LO0KiNG F0R NeW STAFF!
WAiT...
A... MiNUTe!
WH0eVER CAME UP WITH iT, MUST Be A CeRTIFiED, COMeDY GENiUS!
iT’S UPSIDe
D0WN!
mj
HA!
THiS COMiC, IS HiLARI0US!
DUDLeY,
SEEMS
‘S0MEONE’ T0OK A SH0WeR AND CL0GGED IT UP WiTH HAiR!
CAN I SPEAK TO MY
SiSTER PLeASE?
N0 CAN DO
STAN! SHe’S BUSY
UNBL0CKiNG THE SHOWeR
SAME ‘SOME0Ne’ ALSO LiCKED A ROAST CHICKeN, RiGHT AFTER DRiNKING THAT
FROM THE
T0iLeT!
WAS THAT
CERTAiN ‘SOME0Ne’
YOU
DUDLeY?
W0W,
STAN! THAT’S R iGHT, YOU
mj
DRAIN!
SH0ULD BE A
DETECTIVe!
0H,
DUDLEY...
STAN? STAN?
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