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L N NYTHE LETTUCe
iT’S
BY MARC JACKS0N
WeiRD0 COMiCS PRESeNTS
LeN NYTHE LETTUCe EVERY0Ne’S
FAVOURiTE BRiGHTGREEN G0OFBALL IS BACK, IN A BRAND NeW, FULLLeNGTH ADVENTURE! JOiN
LENNY
AND HIS WORK PAL SALLY, AS THeY GO ON THE CRAZiEST OF
CAPeRS, ONE FAR-0UT
WEDNeSDAY!
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HA!LeNNY LETTUCe iT’S
THE
A COMiC BY MARC JACKS0N
M0RNiN’ FOLKS!
NiCe
CAR!
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! M M U Y E E E E N
HEY, LeNNY!
i T0TALLY SAT
ON
WATCH AT BReAKfAST,
MY
BUT...
WH0O0OSHHH!
SPR0iNG!
W0O!
iT SURe FEELS LIKE i’M 0N-
T iMe FOR
W0RK!
S0OO... i’LL QUiCKLY
STOP BY AND See
ERRK!
D-CUP
D0RiS!
CLANG!
MORNiN’
D0RIS!
HEY LeNNY, THE USUAL?
YUP!
R0OT-BEER A-CHiN0 PLEASe!
Y0UR
F iNeST...
TA-DAAAH!
SWiSH!
C0MING,
RiGHT
UP!
SSSL0iP!
! O O H0 BLAARP!!!
W0OO0!
I THiNK I’M
WeARING
DID YOU HeAR THAT,
iT!
D0RiS?
BLECH!
HEAR iT? AReN’T YOU
W0RKiNG TODAY,
LeNNY?
?
YUP! WHY?
Y L0OK 0iPS!
AT THe
T iME!
i’M
LATE!
i’LL GET
WHAT AM
A NeT!
i GOING TO D0?!?!
ZiP!
ANNeTTE?! WHO IS
ANNETTe?!!
NO
HERE’S SOME M0NeY FOR MY DRiNK!
LETTUCe
DUMMY!!
COMiNG
A ‘NET’!
THR0UGH!
GOTTA GO,
FLiNG!
D0RiS!
LEAP! THAT
B0Y HAS
BRAiN LIKE A PieCe OF SWiSS CHEESe! A
UFfF!
CLiNK!
CLINK! CLiNK-A HE FORGeTS DINK! EVERYDAY!!
CLANG!
THAT’S WHY, I HAVE A
NeT!
SCREEEEEE
ECHHH!
AND SOON...
CL0SED
ERRRRK!
CRUMP! S0RRY i’M LATe
SALLY!
HeY iT’S C0OL LENNY!
JUST
Me
AND CUSTOMeR
0NE WAiTING.
R E M 0 T E ? POSSiBILITieS
REM POSS
AND i’M
PRETTY
SURe, HE’S ASLEEP WiTH HiS EYES OPeN!! ZZZ
DOiK! D0IK!
THAT’S...
HANDY!
THeSE GeT TO WORK! REMOTE CONTR0LS W0N’T SELL THEMSELVeS!
LET’S
B0iNG!BOiNG! B0iNG!
DiiVe!
KA-RUMP!
GUUUUD MORNiN’ SiR! UMMMM...
HOW
MAY I
HeLP Y0U,
TODAY?
MMM
i HAVe AN ANCH0VY,
CAN
BEETR0OT AND BANANA PiZZA PLEASe?
WITH
eXTRA
BANANAS. BECAUSE, iT’S
WEDNESDAY!!
UMMMM
MMMM
MM
MMMM
MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM MMM MMM MMM
A
TH0USAND
AP0LOGieS GOOD SIR, BUT WE D0N’T
SeLL
PiZZA,
THAT’S
NEXT DO0R.
WE
SeLL
ONLY
REM0Te
C0NTROLS!
WELL...
i SHALL
TAKE MY
BUSINeSS...
HEY
eLSEWHeRE!
L0OK! WE DO HAVE PiZZA! IT WAS LeFT0VeR FROM
SLAM!!!!
WHY DO WE HAVE
LEFTOVER PIZZA?
LeNNY,
LUNCH
YESTERDAY!
H0O0!
?
BECAUSE WE HAD
TW0
eACH AND A
MiLKSHAKe!
WE
0VERDID iT ON THE MILKSHAKeS!
CH0MP!!!
BLARK! TASTeS LiKE 0LD CHEESE AND FeeT!
IT
iT’S A FEETZA!
TOTALLY
F iRST T0DAY...
MUNCH! MUNCH!
NeeD TO
SORT-THR0UGH THIS BOX OF NeW DeLiVERiES!
THiS
BLURP!
H0OO0O!
CARUMPPFFFHH!! UP!!
THiS WAY
UFFf!!
WE
WAY
EVER MET! BUT, PUT D0WN THAT FEETZA, AND LeT’S D0 SOMe W0RK!!
JOB
UP
LENNY, Y0U’Re THE FUNNieST LeTTUCE i’Ve
W0O! LO0K AT THiS CO0L ONe!
CLiCK!
BZZ ZZZ ZURR RRPP!
H0LY
GUACAM0Le!
iT’S OPENeD
A
MAGIC
DO0R, TO ANOTHeR
DIMeNSi0N!!
Z0O0PAH! M0NDAYS ARE
ALWAYS QUieT, S0 LeT’S JUMP iN, SALLY!
LEAP!
ZR0OP!
ZO0P!
BUT LeNNY...
iT’S...
Z0RP!
WEDNeSDAYYYYYY!!!!
WHERE ARe
I DON’T KN0W, SALLY... BUT IT LO0KS LIKe A SUPeR WEiRD PLACE!
WE LeNNY?
I T0TALLY WiSH We’D NOT JUMPED IN
N0W!!!
OH N0!!
‘I LEAVE IT ON FOR MY D0G LiONEL. HE LiKES TO LiSTeN TO iT WHeN I GO 0UT’...
WHAT’S
UP
LeNNY?
I
THiNK I
LeFT THE
iRON ON THiS M0RNiNG!
...‘WHiLE He
iR0NS
MY UNDeRPANTS’
LeNNY’S
BL0OMERS
ARE
YOU
SURe iT
WAS THE
IR0N?
OH
YeAH...
IT WAS THE
RADi0!
SCREEEEEEEEP!
W-WHAT, WAS THAT?!!
E E !! ! PPP P E E E E R C S
Y0iPS!!
SCREEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEPP!!
SWOO0OP!
RUN!
i AM!
iT’S A TOTALLY CRAZY, FLYiNG
IT’S
CHICKeN M0NSTeR!
GAiNING ON US SALLY!!
SCREEEEEEEEP!
LeNNY!
OO0FF!
TRiP! SCREEEP! SCREEEP!
SAVE YOURSeLF, SALLY! THERe’S N0 HOPe FOR ME!
?
CAN’T YOU JUST GET UP, LeNNY?
FeAR N0T LADiES, I WILL
SAVe YOU!
IT iS, MY DAY
J0B!
W0OO00OOO!
LEAP! H0LD THE
PHONe, YOU’RE
WHACK0MAN! THE COMiC-B0OK HeRO!
YOU’RE
ReAL?
OF
COURSe I’M
REAL!! YOU CAN SMELL ME, CAN’T Y0U?
?
TW0IK!
TWOiK! TW0IK!
SNiiiFFFfFF WOO00000!
SMeLLS LiKE
ADVENTURe!
THAT’S RiGHT! PULL 0N YOUR FUNPANTS AND LeT’S GET
S0
THIS PARTY R0LLiNG!!
AND
KiPPERS!
FiRST THINGS FIRST, I HAVE A GIANT,
CHiCKeN M0NSTeR TO WRESTLE
WiTH!
YOU B0YS MAKe Y0UR WAY BACK TO
THe MAGiC D0OR AND
GET BACK
TO W0RK!
SOUNDS SiMPLe,
WHACK0MAN!
SiMPLe? HAVE Y0U SEEN THE SiZe OF THIS
FeLLA?
! G N i 0 B BA STOP
FLAPPiNG
AR0UND! YOU’Re
? SQUAAAWP!!
UNDeR ARREST, YOU HANDSOMe DEViL!
ZARP!
ZOOP!
W0O-HO0!
PHEW! WE MADe iT!
WHACKOMAN SAVeD THE DAY!
fANTASTiCO!
WHAT A
GUY!
OKEY D0KeY!
SEE Y0U T0M0RROW LeNNY, BRiGHT
AND eARLY!
YAWN!
EARLY, SALLY!!
OO0O0OO
0
WHAT AN ADVENTURE, EH LENNY?!
BUT I’M SO0O TiReD NOW, LET’S GO HOMe
O 0 O 0 , O A H C T e B Y SALLY!
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YOU
CAN
ALWAYS C0UNT ON...
LENNY THE LeTTUCe!
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MARC JACKS0N iS A CART0ONiST, LiVING AND WORKING IN MACCLe Sf IELD, CHESHIRE, iN SUNNY 0LD ENGLAND! HE LiVES WITH HIS DAUGHTERS NANCY AND FLORENCe AND HIS WiFE JANe!
C0MiCS
HAVE APPEARED IN THE BeAN0, ACeS WEEKLY, HiS LOCAL PAPeR, THE BR0OKLYN ReD-HO0K STAR REVUe AND C0MiC HEROES MAGAZINE. HE ALSO RUNS CARTOON CLUBS IN LiBRARIeS AND SCHOOLS. HiS fAVOURITe COLOUR IS BLUe, BUT He D0ESN’T MIND YeLL0W! HiS
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