#1. Say “Bonjour!” to the first person you see
BONJOUR! >
#2. Let your hair grow long so you can fit in
HMMMM >
#3. Develop a smoking habit (the tobacco kind)
*cough* *cough *
#4. Wear a beret and grow a curly mustache
tres bien! >
#5. Say something provocative (in french) to a stranger
L S
! P A
#6. Enjoy a glass of absinthe and party with the green fairy
I swear to drrruuuunuk ii c-can holdd my boooozz >
#7. CAN CAN!
#8. Go to McDonald’s for a foreign taste of home. That is ONE TASTY BURGER!
one Royale with cheese! >
#9. When in doubt, pinky out!
automatic sophistication >
#10. Eat cheese and wine all day
BRRAAAAP! >
#11. Stay away from the smooth frenchman, but feel free to try on some stylish skinny jeans
ladies go crazy for this >
#12. Kiss someone, anyone in front of the Eiffel tower
any takers? >
#13. Stand inquisitively in front of a modern work of art. I believe it represents man’s inhumanity to man.
I like the use of color...its very...colorful >
#14. Use the term “derriere� in a serious conversation without laughing
HA!
HA!
#15. Get someone to instruct you how to use a bidet through a demonstration
do i sit or.........eh? >
#16. Ask a hobo a question to see if having a french accent really does make anyone seem smarter
it IS true!
> des francs
>
#17. Celebrate the memory of Marie Antionette by taking part in a beheading
ready?
> i don’t know about this >
#18. Be an art snob and act unimpressed while standing in front of masterpieces
i’ve seen better >
#19. Pronounce all french words with an american accent on purpose
bon jore o revoirs tress by-en >
#20 . Don’t forget about the people back home
i miss you too! >
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