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21.09.14

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Award winning ‘Traditional Pub with Traditional Values’ Set in the centre of town and a short stroll from the edge of the estuary, we offer everything you want from a great Pub: Fantastic Ales, Wines & Champagne by the glass and staff who will go out of their way to ensure you have a great time. Justiﬁably proud of our Taste of the West Gold award this year for locally sourced food wherever possible, great service and ambience. There’s also a ‘hidden‘ huge garden with Sun Terraces, great children’s play area and chickens!

Bar A pub with various great spaces that you can sit and enjoy a pint and a packet of crisps or a have a fantastic meal and superb wines. You can choose to sit by the ﬁre in Winter and while away the time reading the papers or playing with some of the numerous board games that they have or sit in the garden in the warmer months enjoying the sun Traditional, Quality and Value are key words in every aspect of our business, and we and our team believe in going the extra mile every time.

Food We are very proud that our food is sourced from within the wonderful larder of the West Country wherever possible. It's all cooked fresh to order and we even make our own Ice Cream! We serve a fantastic Sunday lunch for £11 – it’s just like Mum used to make and you don’t even have to wash up!

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Inside this week...

WEST IN PICTURES

Seeing double and nifty kicks

From the editor

TALKING POINTS

School bugs and tangle-free tresses

Skulls on Exmoor and puggles

Something for everyone

I must admit, knitting was never my forte. I made a pair of purple fingerless gloves for myself when I was at school but discovered I had painstakingly created them with two left hands. It wasn’t the beginning of a lifelong hobby. Unlike Exeter’s Belinda Harris-Reid, who took up knitting just four years ago. She now runs her own company employing 30 artisan knitters and has created Arran cushions for the Queen. She’s also a Big Brother survivor - you may remember her being vilified for snoring on the C4 show. Turn to page 10 to see how she has bounced back - and the chance to win a pair of her hand-knitted gloves. In a silk/cashmere/ alpaca mix, they are seriously luxurious. Unlike the ones I made back in the day. Meanwhile, our cover girl Elise Yuill, a folk singer from Plymouth, is about to release her first record. She’s had to overcome serious stage fright to achieve her dreams. Read all about it on page 14. Clue: it involves yoga. I’m running out of space to tell you about the other West treats in store this week. Think rosemary shortbread (28), fabulous winter boots (p24), the facts on e-cigarettes (p29) and so much more (everywhere). Enjoy West magazine this week and join us on Twitter to tell us what you make of it: @WMNWest

THE WISHLIST KNIT WIT

HITTING THE RIGHT NOTE

INGREDIENT OF THE WEEK

TODAY’S WORLD

Rosemary with Tim Maddams

Elise Yuill, Plymouth’s songbird

GARDENING

E-cigarettes under fire

Anne Swithinbank’s garden answers

MODERN MANORS Our columnist throws a pirate party

THE ARUNDELL ARMS Becky Sheaves enjoys five courses

Big Brother’s Belinda bites back

THE AUTUMN CHECKLIST Our picks from check trend

Things we want (and need) this week

WELLBEING & BEAUTY

TV GUIDE Seven days of what to watch

MAN & BOY First day of school

COVER IMAGE: Penny Cross

MEET THE TEAM Becky Sheaves, Editor

Gillian Molesworth

Kathryn Clarke-McLeod

Catherine Barnes

Phil Goodwin 3

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Double the fun: Six sets of twins have begun school this term Montpelier Primary School in Plymouth

in pictures Cake show: Mum and daughter team Natalie and Izzy Emery at Kingsbridge Show

Harvest festival: Liskeard Old Cornwall Society continues the ancient Cornish harvest tradition of Crying the Neck at Bolitho Farm

Neat feet: Artists Emily Hamilton and Ben Allen customised Vans at Newquay boutique Rooâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Beach in aid of breast cancer charity coppafeel.org.

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talking points Well bred

Heavenly There’s a saint for that: 10 patron saints of bodily functions (and ills)

1 St Basilissa (breastfeeding)

2 St Cadoc of Llancarvan (glandular disorders) Bitzers: 10 cross breed dog varieties

1 Shih-poo (Shih-tzu/ Poodle)

2 Schnoodle (Poodle/ Schnauzer)

3 Puggle (Beagle/Pug) 4 Pekeapoo (Pekinese/ Poodle)

5 Jack-a-Bee (Beagle/Jack Russell)

6 Golden Saint (St Bernard/

3 St Cathal (hernias) 4 St Apollonia (toothache) 5 St Bernardine of Siena (hoarseness )

6 St Genesius of Arles (scurf)

7 St Hubert (rabies) 8 St Drogo (broken bones) 9 St Basilissa (chilblains) 10 St Fiacre (haemorrhoid sufferers)

Retriever)

7 Doxiepoo (Daschund/ Poodle)

Be happy!

8 Chug (Chihuahua/Pug) 9 Chorkie (Chihuahua/ Yorkshire Terrier)

10 Ba-Shar (Bassett Hound/ Shar-Pei)

Scented 10 things to make you smile this week 1 Downton Abbey It’s back! 2 George Clooney He’s in Downton Abbey!

3 Spinning class Cheesy Sweet smell of success: 10 perfumes by celebrities

1 Cosmic Radiance Britney Spears

2 Jack - Richard E Grant 3 Reb’l Fleur - Rhianna 4 Meow - Katy Perry 5 Minajesty - Nicki Minaj 6 Heiress - Paris Hiltons 7 Pink Diamond - Cher Lloyd

8 Pure Honey - Kim Kardashian

9 Stunning - Katie Price 10 Showtime - Kylie Minogue

soundtracks and a postworkout glow

4 Gold eyeshadow subtle trans-season shimmer

5 Favourite jeans They’re in the mix again

6 Ombre Can’t choose between blonde and brunette? Now you don’t have to

7 Friday Night Dinner Hilarious family sitcom, catch it on 40D

8 14 weeks until Christmas 9 Plums officially in season 10 Fishing A quiet spot, a rod, and the fun when they bite

Gillian Molesworth

Story of my life... Time for a spot of outdoor education took a long walk on Bodmin Moor with my son Freddy, nine. While trying to find an elusive trail from our “Short(ish) Walks on Bodmin Moor” book, we came across an intriguing sight: a cow’s skull. Someone had picked it up off the ground and placed it on top of a granite boulder, atop a natural point. It looked like a “These are flat for grinding warning, or a sculpture. grass,” I pointed out. “They’re Freddy’s instinct was to skirt different from a dog’s teeth, it, but I love an opportunity for aren’t they?” a little educational-based posiFreddy nodded. “They’re tive parenting. “Come and have a loose,” he said, and they were, a look,” I said. “It’s quite clean – I bit. They rattled. OK, that was suspect it’s fairly old.” unpleasant. Gently we replaced Gingerly we inspected it. The the skull on its granite pedestal. bone was smooth and white. “Experts can tell a lot by look“Look, you can see where the ing at bones,” I said. “They look horns were cut off,” I said. “What at old human skeletons and can do you notice about them – are see things like axe marks, so they they solid?” know the people died in battle.” “No”, said “There’s a hole Freddy. “There in its forehead,” are holes in them.” Freddy pointed out. We turned the “That’s prob“So there is,” I skull over. We ably for the blood said. “Do you think supply,” I said, that happened ran our fingers trying to remembefore it died, or along the ridge ber if horns did was it crows that of molars. ‘These have a blood did that?” supply. Anyway, “Crows,” said are flat for they had holes. Fred. I agreed grinding grass,’ “It’s big,” said (the only alternaFreddy. I agreed tives I could think I pointed out – this would have of were a sharp been a formidable blow or a gunbeast. shot, which isn’t really what you “Look, see this gap behind here?” want to talk to your nine-year-old I said. “That’s the sinus cavity. about). Here’s where the ears come out, We stepped away. “It looks and here’s where the nostrils go, rather interesting up there, don’t and here’s the roof of the mouth. you think? In this lonely place.” It’s all connected in the middle, Freddy nodded. Then he said: “It’s same as us. That’s why if you have like modern art. Beautiful, but a cold your ears sometimes feel scary.” I felt tingles when he said clogged up, and that’s why smell that. I hope I always stop to look and taste are connected.” at the cow skull, even without a We turned the skull over. It was child in tow. It’s important to keep missing the incisors. We ran our hold of your curiosity. And your fingers along the ridge of molars. sense of wonder.

Gillian Molesworth is a journalist and mum-of-two who grew up in the USA and moved to north Cornwall when she met her husband 5

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SWEET SUSPENSE Pretty christening boy and girl stickers £5.50 giftwrappedandgorgeous.co.uk

The wish List West’s top picks for spending your time and money this week

Stone section short necklace £14.50, Dorothy Perkins

Boutique of the Week Moko, Exeter Moko founders Nick and Therese Ash travelled extensively in South East Asia, and now bring home Oriental treasures to Exeter’s Gandy Street. Here are beautiful homewares and lush, ethically sourced furniture from Vietnam and Indonesia, as well as popular names like Orla Kiely, Disaster Designs, and Lily Flame. 17 Gandy Street, Exeter www.mokoexeter.co.uk

BIRDIE Edita scarf £12, www.oliverbonas.com

Barmy Britain If your kids love Horrible Histories, its wacky live theatre show is about to invade Plymouth. Tickets from £8-£15. October 2-5, www.plymouthpavillions.com

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CAKE The Eden Project’s food festival runs until October 5, featuring everything from baobabs and beer to celebrity chefs and cake

Love Tattoo art cutting board £24, www.naken.co.uk

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WOOF! These salt and pepper shakers are terrier-rific £9.95, House of Bath

Lookin’ fierce

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Safari style is taken to a whole new level with this leopard print pencil skirt

Mug, £8.99, www. stjohnsgardencentre.co.uk

Red squirrel week (Sept 29-Oct 5).

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Mini bakers Get the kids started early with this cute kitchen set £8, Early Learning Centre

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HOW TO WEAR IT:

60s revival The swinging Sixties have inspired AW14, discovers Kathryn Clarke-Mcleod. Can you dig? don’t want to look like worn sleek and straight or pulled back I’m going to a dress up into the bounciest of ponies. Give a party!’ My friend Kerri nod to the decade by using a soft flick is visiting Exeter for of eyeliner on the outer corner of the weekend. We are your peepers, and add a pretty pink spending the morning shopping in lip as the finishing touch. Princesshay shopping centre. She But the weather is adding to Kerneeds a brunch-date look for a renri’s outfit-choice woes. ‘I don’t want dezvous with a man she has met on a flimsy floral summer dress, it’s the infamous dating app, ‘Tinder’ (He technically autumn already.’ Sensing has a beard, likes coffee, ‘working out’, that panic is near, I take charge and and enjoys cooking – cue disbelieving march her into Coast to thrust this snorts). monochrome geometric shift dress I have suggested she embrace the with a pan collar into her hands. 60s revival a la Saint Laurent AW14. ‘Just go try it on,’ I urge. She is not sure. ‘I She emerges five want to look horribly minutes later lookchic, very grown up, ing more than a little The modern but like I put no effort pleased with herself. interpretation in at all.’ Navigating ‘I look good!’ And she the dating world in does. doesn’t have a your early thirties is There’s just one peace sign in fraught with difficulproblem. Now that I ties. have seen the dress in sight. Instead, But dressing for its full glory, I want it. design leaders dates needn’t be. Get No, I need it. It’s eveyour inspiration from rything that was right have ‘referenced’ the new Brit It-girls about the Sixties. Stylit as a genre Binx and Sam Rolliised, playful, and symson, who walked for metrical. Understated the YSL show earlier daytime elegance at this year. With them as your style its best. Not only this, but it will look guides when channelling the Carnagreat with opaque tights and boots by Street look, you’ll be beating suitwhen the weather cools down. We ors off with a stick. leave the shop, her swinging her new The joy of the shift dresses, swing purchase triumphantly under her coats and A line skirts is that they arm, and head off in search of shoes. are both classy and timeless. This I’m not proud of what happened will instantly elevate you into the next. Seeing her distracted in River ‘potential future wife’ bracket when Island, I trot out, throw my visa card Mr Right claps eyes on you. Oh, the at the sales assistant and grab a dress power! Thankfully too, the modern in my size. I then stuff it deep in my interpretation doesn’t have a peace bag and rejoin Kerri. sign in sight. Instead, design leaders Fast forward a week. Her date was have ‘referenced’ the 60s as a genre, a huge success, and I (safe in the and the result is structured belted knowledge that she lives in London) coats, high necklines with short hemhave worn the dress twice, and relines, and over the knee boots. ceived lots of compliments. With all of the above, hair can be Now that’s what I call a win-win.

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Jaxon dress, Coast, Princesshay, £85 Flats in black, Next, Princesshay, £28 Bracelet, Next, Princesshay, £10

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fave! CATH KIDSON Big Spot Charcoal Pleat Front Skirt £45 NEXT zip detail mini skirt £35

GET THE CATH KIDSON Big spot charcoal shift dress £65

look RED HERRING AT DEBENHAMS print dress £35

NEXT Roll neck dress £38

FINE LINES The Sixties catlike flick never really disappeared. Lauren Conrad, star of The Hills and fashion blogger extraordinaire is a modern day champion for the classic sweep. She recommends following the natural shape of your eye. ‘The firmer you push, the thicker the line will be,’ says Conrad. For more tips and tricks visit www.laurenconrad.com

M&S Holly Sharp Kajal Eyeliner £5

Did you know? Sixties icon Twiggy achieved her signature wide-eyed look by drawing on her bottom lashes, a trick style leader Alexa Chung admits to using too. All it takes is some liquid liner, a steady hand and a bit of guts! 9

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People

BELINDA HARRIS-REID

knit Evicted from the Big Brother house after just two weeks, Exeter’s mum-of-two Belinda Harris-Reid has raised two knitting needles to her detractors and started a wildly successful craft business

By Becky Sheaves

ack in the day when reality TV show Big Brother was primetime viewing and the whole nation debated endlessly who should be evicted every Friday, a self-proclaimed “small, round person” bounced into the Big Brother house wearing lots of eyeliner and some bright red lipstick. Not to mention a somewhat eyecatching Union Jack dress. It was Belinda Harris-Reid, a mum-of-two from Exeter. Back then - in 2008 - she was a 44-yearold trained jazz singer and theatre performer. Despite putting in sterling work in the BB house - with tasks involving singing for an hour and cycling for her dinner - Belinda is probably best remembered for her snoring. She was nick-named by the other housemates “Belinda-snorus”. But then Belinda, who lives in Exeter, was a happily-married mum of two who was not seeking fame and fortune. “I just thought it would be fun – and it was,” she says when we meet. “I was 20 years older than most of the contestants and I knew I wouldn’t win. But a friend and I were running a theatre and arts event in Exeter. We wanted to attract a larger audience beyond the same old 300 people who came to every one of our shows. And it worked – after Big Brother three times as many people came along.” Suffice to say, Belinda walked away from the BB house with her head held high, and turned

down all future offers of further reality TV shows: “They were mostly along the lines of: can we make a TV show about you seeking a cure for snoring. No thanks!” she says with a cheery grin. Instead, Belinda has reinvented herself as a maker of exquisite luxury knitwear, turning a hobby into a successful business. Her designs – many made with Westcountry wool – regularly sell for hundreds of pounds (although the smaller accessories are in a more modest price range). She even knitted the cushions for Gloriana, the Royal Barge used in the Queen’s diamond jubilee in 2012. I catch up with her just before she heads off to exhibit in Kirstie Allsopp’s new project, The Handmade Show at Hampton Court, and she will also be showing off her designs at Exeter’s Westpoint for the Stitching, Sewing & Hobbycrafts show which runs from September 25-28 2014 Believe it or not, Belinda only started knitting seriously four years ago, as she explains when we meet in her vibrant family home in Exeter (purple painted stairs, flower murals, and lots – lots – of wool and knitwear just about everywhere). “In 2010, a leaflet came through my door.

A neighbour down the road show was starting a knitting group,” she explains. “I thought – why not? I had barely knitted in my life, bar the odd scarf as a teenager.” On arrival, she found a mixture of “all ages, all walks of life, from a man wanting to knit his own socks to experienced fancy knitters. I said I wanted to make a knitted Arran skirt but was persuaded to make a wrap instead. They said a skirt might cling to my derriere in an unflattering fashion, and they were probably right.” Belinda went home and was inspired to make something “properly fabulous”. She looked on the internet for advice and began to make a cream-coloured cardigan/wrap with bell-shaped sleeves and all manner of intricate stitchwork. “I think everyone was absolutely astonished as it started taking shape week by week,” she says. And more creations followed: scarves, throws, wraps, each designed by Belinda herself. Today, she has an interactive website selling her own unique knitting patterns, yarn and knitwear. It may seem like a major departure for someone who previously preferred to run an alternative theatre happening in Exeter called the Sur-

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real Saloon and once appeared naked on stage in Plymouth (as a political statement, she explains). But, says Belinda, knitting is now cool - and arty, too. “It’s creative, it’s skilful and it is part of our cultural heritage,” she explains. “I think of it as slow art, stitch by stitch creating something that is useful, beautiful and also has lots of soul.” Indeed, Belinda has used knitting in all sorts of unusual and different ways. “I worked with my friend Ruth Morris, who organises our Tuesday knitting group, to create heart-shaped knitted bags for the children of Kids Company, the charity which supports street children in London,” she explains. “We really connected with the whole knitting community nationally, which is huge,” she says. “In the end, 12,000 people knitted us individual heart shapes and we turned them into little colourful bags, filled with sweets and toys, for the children to have as part of a Valentine’s Day event to show them some love. We went to London and met Camila Batmanghelidjh, who runs Kids Company. It

was such a wonderful event.” Indeed, there seems almost no limit to Belinda’s energy or enthusiasm for all things knitwear. She is co-hosting a major national exhibition called p-LUSH, promoting British design and fibre with a special emphasis on the use of British alpaca fleece in Coventry next March. “People can knit and trade ideas and get excited about working with British alpaca wool, which is fabulous,” she says. Her business now has 30 artisan knitters, each creating pieces for her, based all over the country. And she herself is now such an accomplished knitter that she can write a knitting pattern without even knitting the garment first. Her clothes are cosy yet glamorous and very wearable. “I’m

‘I think of it as slow art, stitch by

stitch creating something that is

useful, beautiful and has lots of soul’

keen for them to be beautiful, but flattering and easy to enjoy,” she says. “It’s not crazy, high fashion with extreme mad collars or that sort of thing. I want women to look good and love wearing them.” For the most part (barring the odd Union Jack dress) Belinda’s own clothes these days are either black or white. “I just love being monochrome, with the bright lippy of course,” she says. “And so my knitwear has been either with naturally black wool, or with undyed cream coloured wool: which suits me perfectly.” A little colour is creeping in, however. She shows me a charming sage-green little girl’s knitted dress she has designed. She is also sporting a cream cardie with a beautiful knitted blue rose on one panel. “Just feel it,” she says. The yarn (part silk, part cashmere, part alpaca) is cloudsoft. And there is nothing, it seems, that this woman can’t knit. She uses pure English wool to

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Win! create oversized Arran rugs, as well as snuggly gilet tops in all sorts of styles. Her spare room is packed with individual pieces. “My husband Alan is so supportive, even though my business has taken over the house,” she laughs. “He works in software. We’ve been together since I was 19.” Her two sons, too, are amused by their mother’s latest creative venture. Now in their 20s, Gus is a mechanical engineer in Edinburgh, while Barnaby works as a maitre d’ in a restaurant. “But they didn’t mind when I was on Big Brother,” says Belinda. “Both of them were interviewed by gossip magazines at the time about their mad mum, but it was all very good-natured. Barnaby was 16 back then and spent his money from Closer magazine in TK Maxx. He was thrilled to bits.” It is fascinating to see how Belinda coped with her 15 minutes (or, more accurately, two weeks) of fame. It is fair to say it has not fazed her in the slightest. She was parachuted in for the show’s

Week 5 as a “wild card” and evicted at the end of Week 6. “You do almost instantly forget that you’re being filmed and that you’re wearing a microphone,” she says. “I enjoyed it, though it was a bit disappointing to see how the editing focussed on the rows, the flirtations and the showing off – but that is what makes for exciting television.” Belinda is still friends with several of the contestants: “Several of us went out in London a few times which was a lot of fun. We stay in touch. Rachel [the series winner] had her second baby three days ago. She is a drama teacher now.” And Belinda, of course, is a successful entrepreneur. Which just goes to show that even if you don’t win Big Brother, you can most certainly go on to be a winner. Belinda Harris-Reid will have a stand at Exeter’s Westpoint Arena for The Stitching, Sewing & Hobbycrafts Show (September 25-28). To buy online, visit www.belindaharrisreid.co.uk

We have a beautiful pair of Belinda’s hand-knitted gloves in a silk/alpaca/cashmere mix to give away, worth £30 how to enter Send your contact details to westmag@ westernmorningnews.co.uk to arrive by Friday October 3 2014. Normal terms apply. Special Offer Belinda has also kindly offered West readers a special offer for a knitting kit to make two pairs of these lovely gloves. For just £10, you can order the luxury alpaca/silk/cashmere yarn and knitting pattern, usually costing £18. Simply visit www.belindaharrisreid. co.uk and use the code WEST to order your knitting kit, while stocks last.

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Plymouth’s up-and-coming folk songstress is attracting attention on a national level these days. Just don’t talk to her about stage fright, she tells our reporter over a cappuccino...

By Emily Smith

lise Yuill sings in a soulful soprano over an expertly-played guitar – her voice flitting between breathy and full. The Plymouth-based musician has a lot to say in her folk music, and her thoughtful lyrics and expert musicianship are steadily attracting a fan base. But, says Elise, it took her a long time to screw up the courage to perform her intensely personal work to an audience. She suffers from stage fright. I am meeting Elise, 28, at the Rockets and Rascals café on the Barbican in her home city – she arrives by bike. She is friendly and relaxed. Naturally I want to hear all about her background, so we begin at the beginning. A musician from a young age, she played violin, piano and cello as a child, then won a sought-after place at a performing arts school in London at the age of 16.

“It was an amazing opportunity,” she says. “Then I started learning the guitar after my time in London, and very slowly started writing songs,” she says. “It took a long time for me to believe that I had something worthwhile to say. I write about life experiences and the way I view life. I like to tell stories through my songs.” Let other music hopefuls set their sights on The X Factor and The Voice with dreams of tabloid fame and being the next big pop star. Elise is more comfortable in a less mainstream genre. “All my songs have a strong folk theme – I grew up going to barn dances with my family and my music has a very rootsy feel,” she says. “I still love listening to folk music from all over the country, and the sound of live acoustic instruments is key to my inspiration. “My dad has the best taste in music and because of him I listened to a lot of Neil Young as a kid.” Elise is the eldest of five children, and has always been surrounded by music, she explains. Her sister Camilla plays fiddle when Elise needs a backup band. They are a talented family:

Camilla also created the artwork for Elise’s new album, A Thousand Angel’s Tears, which is due to be released this autumn and looks set to cause a stir in the music scene. Elise is currently to be found playing live at Plymouth’s River Cottage canteen on a regular basis, with the view of promoting her music. It’s a bit of an undertaking, given her longstanding struggle with stage fright. “It took me a really long time to build the confidence to go ahead with my own music career,” she said. “I did some theatre acting when I was younger, but I found being under the direction of someone else felt safer. Singing live, though, you’re so exposed. You have to find your own identity. “Being a folk musician is such a bold thing – it’s really raw music and you put yourself on the line. Most of my songs are very personal. I’m really into music that makes you think.” I’m interested to know how Elise manages to sound so laid-back, given how nervous she gets before she performs. The answer, she says, is yoga: “I’m a trained

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yoga instructor. Yoga really helps me to stay calm and focussed. Though I have been so busy since I moved to Plymouth that I haven’t had time yet to do any yoga teaching. “I recognise how much my teaching lets me explore different retreats, and it’s a really rewarding thing to do.” For many musicians their dream is to become signed and work with some of the music industry’s biggest producers, but it’s different for Elise. She says: “I am keen to stay as an independent artist. This does not mean that I wouldn’t consider a mainstream recording deal - if it was right. I am wary, though, of losing aspects of my own self with being signed to a record label, even down to how I dress. “I can appear as a control freak, I suppose,” she laughs. “But to me there is so much more freedom if you stay independent. It allows me to do things in my own time. I really liked the opportunity to have a hand in all the different aspects of creating my first EP record, which is shortly to be released.” A regular visitor to Glastonbury Festival as a child, Elise’s dream is to perform there one day. A cathedral tour and Sidmouth Folk Festival are also both on her wish list. But although Elise has only been living in Plymouth for just over a year (after moving from her home in Somerset) she has already settled in the ocean city. She says: “I am really inspired by the sea, which I find amazingly nurturing. I would really love to find more musical places around here. Plymouth is a real gem. I get very defensive over

the way people criticise the city, even though I have only been here for a year myself. Not many cities have the sea and moor right on their doorstep.” But she’s going to have to get used to travelling further afield, I fear. It surely won’t be long before I’m reading Elise’s name on the Glastonbury programme. She’ll just have to do plenty of yoga to prepare her for the attention that seems certain to be coming her way. Elise Yuill’s debut EP is called A Thousand Angels’ Tears. For more details visit www.eliseyuill.com. She is playing at the River Cottage Canteen, Plymouth on Wednesday October 15

‘I really liked the opportunity to have a hand in all the different aspects of creating my first record’

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ANNE SWITHINBANK

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Devon’s Anne Swithinbank, panellist on Radio 4’s Gardeners’ Question Time, on how to stay friends with the gardeners next door ove ‘em or hate’em, we have fascinating relationships with the random sets of people living in the house next door or flat below. Sometimes our neighbours provide mutual helpfulness and delightful friendships but there can also be envy, competitiveness, bullying and even downright hatred. And all of these emotions are played out as much in the garden as anywhere else. I consider my late mother to have been the ideal garden neighbour, as she would befriend, teach and encourage if necessary, offer plants, admire successes and create a desirable amount of competition. She was a tidy gardener, so no danger of her bindweed creeping under your fence or thistle seed blowing over. A large part of my job is to answer gardening questions, Bear in mind so people are always sidling lar trimming at least once that if you plant up with the opening gambit ‘I every summer, this monster know what I was going to ask cypress is easily tamed. They a revenge hedge, you’. The most recent was a can make great, feathery, your neighbours lady who had taken exception dense, pleasing and even can complain to to a neighbour’s new conservawildlife-friendly hedges (latory and wanted to plant somedybirds enjoy hibernating in the council if it thing to block it out as quickly their cosy hearts). Yet to my grows over two as possible. This is an incredmind, they are not the best ibly common question and a solution, especially close to metres high kneejerk reaction to what is buildings. Bear in mind that perceived as an invasion of priif you seek revenge by hedge, vacy or change of outlook. The your neighbours can comhoped-for answer is usually a plain to the council if a line of hedge of ‘Leylandii’, also known as Leyland cytwo or more evergreens over 2m/78in high cause press or x Cupressocyparis leylandii. a nuisance to domestic property. The hedge will This is the big gun of evergreen hedging but suck moisture and nutrients from your garden left unchecked, plants can gallop quickly to a too, making it difficult to grow other plants. If massive 50m/165ft tall, leaving gardeners tremyou must have a conifer hedge, aromatic Western bling in their shadow. True, with correct stopping red cedar (Thuja plicata ‘Atrovirens’) is slightly just below the ultimate desired height and regu- calmer and better behaved. Yew is even better.

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For privacy, a modest fence topped with trellis to take a climber (and a hole in the bottom to let hedgehogs pass) would solve this problem. You could break the line of a conservatory by planting several pencil cypresses (Cupressus sempervirens ‘Totem Pole’) in a staggered pattern down the edge of the garden, with gaps between them. Being tall and narrow, they won’t look blocky and could sprout from a bed topped with large grade shingle to trap moisture and reduce weeding. Small trees, sited a sensible distance from buildings will divert attention. In our previous garden we used an Irish yew with gold edges to its leaves (Taxus baccata ‘Fastigiata Aureomarginata’) and multistemmed, peely-barked Tibetan cherry (Prunus serrula) as lawn trees. Both had great year-round presence, fitted in well and we hardly noticed our garage wall... Above all, do remember that gardening is easy to share and a great way of breaking down barriers, rather than putting them up.

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Question time with Anne Anne responds to West reader’s garden concerns and queries

Our outdoor passion flower has flowered well and produced lots of orange fruits this year. Are they edible?

The blue passion flower (Passiflora caerulea) produces spectacular structural blooms but the orange fruits are more decorative than edible. Cut one open and you’ll find a small globule of seeds and flesh inside. Technically, you could eat them as they have some flavour and are certainly not going to poison you but they just aren’t very palatable. The commercial passion fruit in the shops is usually from Passiflora edulis and is much jucier. Also known as the purple granadilla, this Brazilian native needs warmer conditions and won’t grow outdoors. A minimum temperature of 10 C/50 F should give good results. Passiflora incarnata (maypops) is hardy and I have tried this outdoors. In my garden, it returned to growth quite late in the spring, then flowered too late to set fruit.

I’ve tried to grow swedes at home in the garden several times now but they only ever produce small roots. How come farmers can grow such big roots?

Here in the south west we have ideal growing conditions for swedes, because our summers are reasonably cool and where soils are good and loamy, they hold on to moisture and nutrients well. Yet it isn’t easy to grow sizeable roots. Direct sowings work best, made in May. Thinning is vital from early stages onwards so that seedlings and plants are never crowded, which hampers growth. Plants should eventually be spaced 30cm/12in each way, which is perhaps more than most of us allow. Try station sowing, by setting several seeds where you want the plants, then thin to one per station and water during dry periods. Farmers are more scientific about feeding and would probably have a soil check before calculating which nutrients to add and in what quantities. Swedes can be short of potash and boron in soils. Regular liquid feeding with a fertiliser containing trace elements (Chempak 3 springs to mind) would help.

This week’s gardening tips Anne’s advice for your garden

• Plant crocus or Anemone blanda corms into grass where their jewel-like flowers can spangle the turf but you won’t mind leaving it long for six weeks after flowering. •L ook out for trees and shrubs making their flower buds for next winter/spring (in my garden witch hazels and

edgeworthia are showing bud) and feed with sulphate of potash or wood ash. •C arry out some de-brambling before autumn sets in. Don tough gloves to cut back the long arching shoots, then dig the roots out using a pointed spade (Sneeboer is a good make).

Send your questions to Anne at westmag@westernmorningnews.co.uk

Getting on with the neighbours The best ways to have harmonious relationships with your next door gardeners Combine seed orders and share packets to save money.

One garden could have a female holly variety and another a male, to be sure of berries for Christmas.

Eliminate perennial weeds like ground elder by tackling colonies from both sides of the fence simultaneously

Share tools so you can always have two forks for dividing herbaceous perennials. Share the hire of power tools such as hollow tine and scarifying machinery for tackling large lawns.

A combined approach to wildlife friendly gardening creates double the area where pesticides are not used (or kept to a minimum) and habitats enhanced. Many apples, pears and plums won’t set fruit on their own and few gardens have space for an orchard, so plant compatible varieties each side of the fence.

Plant autumn onion sets in good soil. Put down a line to make a row, then position the sets staggered fashion about 10cm/4in away from the line on each side and 16cm/5in apart from each other, so they make a double row. Bury each so the tip is just showing.

Empty containers of tired summer bedding but save any usable old compost. Brush pots out and buy in more John Innes no 2 and soilless compost ready for plantings of bulbs, hardy bedding and small evergreens. 19

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Interiors Arizona zebra rug £399 Kelaty

Teal lacquer wedding cabinet £2,395 Orchid Furniture

Gold Metal Globe on Stand £79 Artisanti

Traveller’s tales

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Cross the continents to get the look you love at home... and abroad

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My life

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Kishanda Fulford hosts a music festival e let the house for a private festival. In the days leading up to this event I tidied the garden and made a bonfire of the resulting debris on which I could have cooked an oxen. There is a particular weed in my garden, the rosebay willow herb, which had somewhat taken control of my glorious herbaceous borders. And, it had gone to seed. While this herb is easy to pull up, the horrible fluffy bits off the top of the plant go up my nose, into my eyes and, down my throat. Pathetic as it may seem, I think I am allergic to the stuff. I wore a dust mask for my second day of weeding and hoped that a) no one would see me wearing it, and b) that it would prevent the asbestos-like particles irritating me. It was hot and I often took the mask off for a breather of fresh air. As I did so, the mask pinged, with force, into my right eye. I was lucky. There were no tears, except the ones you might expect when a rubber band whacks you on the iris. But no lasting damage was done. The next day the building works for the festival began to take shape. I was a bit disheartened to find the crew building a stage over the very beds that I had so painstakingly weeded. I also still bear the scars from tackling some overflowing Japanese quinces, whose thorns are ferocious, on a path that no one could then access. Things, though, appeared to be going smoothly and the crew worked through the day to transform parts of the garden into shipwrecks decorated with foliage, glittery skulls, flags and sprayed pineapples. At about 9pm the crew were hungry but there was no one to cook for them. I saw one of the catering team the next morning barely able to walk as he had tripped over a guy

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rope on his way to bed in his tent. He was very ropey for the rest of the day. Some of the festival-goers could not face camping. Instead they came ‘glamping’ in our house. One guest was taken to his bedroom to settle in. I saw a nearly empty bottle vodka fall onto the bed, having rolled out of his suitcase. He then turned to me and demanded: ‘But where’s my

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He made a remark to me for which I would have locked him in our dungeon for a week bathroom?’ I made up my mind. He was leaving. However, it is quite hard to remove a large man from your house, especially one who has drunk most of a 40% proof bottle of vodka. I called for help. The help arrived in the form of one of the organisers. She is slight and delightful: we managed to get this man out of the bedroom and down the stairs. It was here we got stuck. At the bottom of the staircase he made a remark to me, for which I would happily have locked him in our dungeon for a week. And fed him on water, and tins of dog food. (No spoon - obviously). Early the next morning I saw him again. He was pleased as punch with himself – a green flowery Hawaiian collar hung around his open necked white shirt. He was swigging some-

thing, (not water), by a hot tub. So, what was lovely? One couple became engaged to be married. He had brought the ring with him to the festival and everyone was delighted when she said yes. We had masses of children here. They had their faces painted with butterflies and all was topped with sprinklings of glitter. They played in cardboard boxes and danced at their private disco, chatted to the chickens and dipped their toes in the lake. My Shetland ponies, Sparkles and Arthur, spent the weekend being adored by them. I dread to think though how many carrots they fed the ponies. Arthur Shetland definitely looks a lot fatter. (I have to write ‘Arthur Shetland’ in case you might think I am referring to my son, Arthur.) These children were later deposited with reams of nannies while their parents got dressed into myriad different outfits. They went on to enjoy a night, and early morning, of music and dancing. Actually, make that two nights. The chickens thought cous cous was the yummiest thing they have ever eaten. A good job, as quite a lot of this had been spilt on the grass. A friend of mine had 20,000 people in her garden this summer - I must ring her to find out if she is still standing… Kishanda Fulford lives in Great Fulford, Dunsford, Devon. The house dates back to Norman times and has been continuously occupied by the Fulford family for more than 800 years.

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Wellbeing

Health lessons Calpol at the ready: the kids are back at school and it’s only a matter of time before sniffles and tummy bugs begin doing the rounds. So what to do for the best?

ally healthy children can fight the illness off without major support - mostly parental TLC, a bit of paracetamol, plus plenty of fluids.”

COLDS: Children are more prone to colds than we are - it’s estimated they get eight or more a year. But aside from appropriately treating the sniffles and soothing the symptoms, there’s not a lot parents can do. Flu can make kids quite poorly but it usually isn’t serious unless there are complications. “Children will get flu and colds, and parents need to teach them how to cope with minor illnesses,” says Dr Hesseling. “Gener-

GASTROENTERITIS: Tummy bugs, caused by viral or bacterial infections usually clear up either quite quickly, or in around five to seven days. The most common cause in children is a virus called rotavirus, which can be transferred to food, objects and surfaces if infected children don’t wash their hands.Ensure your child doesn’t become dehydrated by giving them plenty of fluids – avoiding fruit and fizzy drinks if they have diarrhoea. If vomiting lasts for more than three days - or diarrhoea for more than a week - consult a doctor.

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t’s a seasonal thing: here comes autumn, here come the respiratory infections,” says consultant paediatrician Dr Markus Hesseling, a spokesperson for the Royal College of Paediatrics and Child Health. “Simple illnesses like gastroenteritis and respiratory problems like chest infections are more frequent in September, simply because children have been sharing their bugs with a small population over the summer holidays. Whereas at school there are loads of susceptible friends to catch them.” There’s no way of avoiding infections altogether but it’s worth giving your child’s immune system a helping hand. Encourage them to eat a healthy, balanced diet with lots of fruit and vegetables. “Sensible precautions protect you from a lot of things,” says Dr Hesseling. “Take general measures like washing hands when you’ve been to the toilet or sneezed – it’s nothing new, just common sense.” In the vast majority of cases, these illnesses are not serious, but err on the side of caution if you are concerned and call the doctor. As Dr Hesseling points out: “Parents know their children best. If you feel there’s something seriously wrong with your child, you need to get them seen sooner rather than later.”

THE SOFA

THE KEEP FIT COLUMN WHERE YOU DO THE WORK:

this week: HORSERIDING Mum of three Sam Taylor, 35, from Cardinham near Bodmin is behind Sofa Dodger, the website with wealth of keep-fit activities at a place near you. Here, she tries a ride on a horse... I see my friend Nina clopping along all the time past my window, chatting to other riders and seemingly having a good old time. I wanted to try it, but I was nervous. She introduced me to Spot, a big, 18-year old, white horse, who adopted a long suffering, uninterested look. At first, all I could do was cling on for dear life, breath/pant and try not to scream. Nina coaxed me to relax, maintain a good

posture and sit back into the saddle. My heart rate slowed slightly as I started to overcome my initial panic. The more I rode, the more comfortable I became. Spot was a right old character. Apart from a small wobble towards the end, we got back to the stable safely. I clung onto the fence to dismount and then spent a couple of minutes walking like John Wayne.

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HAPPY Teasing tangles needn’t involve tears, according to Denman, who’ve come up with this cute ladybird brush with two bristle lengths to tackle knots without painful tugging. It’s £6.98 from www.denmanbrush.com Catherine: Not just for kids! My long, fine hair knots up so badly I dread teasing it out; but amazingly this little brush works wonders and exceeded expectations. Clever Denman!

The face mask that’s good as gold HYDRATE Thirsty skin will drink in Eau Thermale Avene’s Hydrance Optimale (£14, Boots) and feel rehydrated. Tilly: Nice and light and shine-free.

Tried

& tested We present the beauty treats and cheats of the week, all trialled by West magazine’s Catherine Barnes, with help from daughter Tilly, 17.

Now here’s fun: Jamela Skin Care’s 24k Gold Collagen Facial Masks which contain plant collagen, and rose essence for extreme moisturising. Leave on for a minimum 30 minutes and your body temperature will help release the mask’s nutrients. £49.50 for a box of five masks at www.jamelaskincare.com Catherine: A spa in a box, with enough for a girl’s night. Tilly: Looks a bit scary, feels brilliant.

Green light for great skin Don’t just eat your greens for greatlooking skin, Nourish’s new kale enzymatic exfoliating cleanser (£16.50, Debenhams) is a cleanser, mask and facial - all in one. Catherine: Effective, with a gentle touch Tilly: Cleanses pore-deep

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Fashion Matalan checked shirt £14.99 Red Herring at Debenhams tunic dress £26

Autograph at M&S two-tone dress £69

Evans Monochrome check dropped hem dress £39.50

Dents woven check shoulder bag £69

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Primark wine wool floppy hat £8 Bertie Tara boot £149

M&S Limited Edition geo print skirt £35

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New Look jumper, £17.99 trousers, £24.99 shoes, £19.99

The Autumn Checklist

It’s hip to be square when it comes to some of the hottest themes for this autumn and winter.

t’s hip to be square when it comes to some of the hottest themes for this autumn and winter. From bold monochrome chequered trews that hark back (vintage style) to the golf links, through to Henry Holland’s fun tartans at Debenhams, it’s all about checks – and balances, with a look and a print to suit all shapes and sizes. Evans’ dropped hem frock in a bold monochrome check has been tailored to suit sizes 14-32, while M&S combine geometrics with the chequerboard in this flattering A-line Limited Edition skirt (£35) in sizes eight to 18. Red Herring at Debenhams has gone for a softer way to wear the trend and blurred the margins with its tunic dress (£26) in a check print in autumnal burgundy and royal blue,

which looks as though it’s been applied with a watercolour brush. We love this cotton-lined woven check shoulder bag (£69) from Dents – not only a classic brand, but a Westcountry label, to boot! It’s available in three colourways – cerise, ivy and (pictured) navy – and there’s also a cute satchel-style bag (£79) cut from the same cloth, at Dents online. Talking of boots, a lovely new pair for autumn is one of the things that mollifies us into accepting that the chilly season’s finally upon us. And we think this pair, by Bertie, are the business. Wide-brimmed straw hats were a must this summer and Primark’s segued neatly into September with a classy version in wool – a steal at just £8 – in a burgundy hue that’s a great combination with the cherries and berries shades to be found across the high street this autumn.

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EATING OUT

The Arundell Arms By Becky Sheaves

ast week my husband John and I met up with a friends of ours for dinner and a long overdue catch-up. Where to go? They suggested their local: The Arundell Arms in Lifton, bang on the Devon/Cornwall border. Yes please, I said with enthusiasm. I’ve been wanting to eat there for ages, and never have. I’d heard a lot about this hotel/restaurant, though. It’s been there a long while - the buildings date back to the 1700s - and the hotel in its present form has been run by the same family for more than 50 years. It’s a well-known fishing hotel, with 20 miles of its own rivers (in and around the Tamar). Fly fishing enthusiasts rave about the place. I’ve only fly-fished (if that is the phrase) the once. It was a peaceful afternoon on a lake in Somerset, uninterrupted by so much as a bite. Let alone a trout. So, to be utterly honest, the fact that this is one of the country’s best fishing hotels is rather lost on me. But I was interested to hear that the head

chef here, Steven Pidgeon, is a Master Chef of Great Britain. No, that doesn’t mean he’s cooked on MasterChef the TV show. It just means he is pretty darn good at his job. There are only 80 Master Chefs in the country, as opposed to who knows how many MasterChefs. Pretty much every chef in the country must have entered MasterChef by now. The hotel has three restaurants and we met in one of them – the informal bar area, for predinner drinks.The décor is country-sporty but in a charming rather than overwhelming way. And the welcome was friendly and helpful, with the sort of discreet confidence that comes with lots of practice and training. We had an excellent glass of white wine and home-prepared canapes to whet our appetites, while we looked at the menu. Two of us plumped for the Summer Tasting Menu, a five course extravaganza (£47.50) and the other two had more modest ambitions – a starter then a main. It was us girls who couldn’t resist going for the five courses, though, with the chaps ordering somewhat more conservatively. Soon, we were ushered into the biggest of the restaurants, which has held two AA rosettes continuously since 1987. It’s a large, grand room

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4 of the best Places to eat and stay the night

The Rose-in-Vale

1 The Rose-in-Vale, Mithian

A charming manor house near St Agnes on the north Cornish coast, this boutique hotel has a great restaurant, as well as luxurious bedrooms in which to stay the night. Dish of the day: Whole Dover sole, pan fried Price: Mains around £17 Contact: 01872 552202, www.roseinvalehotel.co.uk

2 Fisherman’s Cot, Bickleigh

with plasterwork ceiling, high Georgian windows and a serious chandelier. My dinner kicked off in style with a little hot soup made with roasted tomato and butter beans. Fabulously tasty and very fresh, too. A great start. Then came pan-fried Brixham scallops with a leek and garlic puree, black pudding crust and a simple butter sauce. I wondered what the simple butter sauce was: simply butter, melted? No – it was a silky yellow concoction and very delicious. The scallops were perfectly cooked and the dish was extremely pretty. It could, perhaps have done with a touch more seasoning perhaps. But it was a good dish. John,meanwhile, was tucking into braised pork cheeks (£11) with spinach leaves, crown prince squash, apple fritter and cider. They were tender and delicious, having - I am sure - been braised gently for hours. Pork cheeks can happily turn very, very tough on you. These ones were just as they should be. The meat here is all local and mostly sourced from the legendary butcher Philip Warren from nearby Launceston. Next came a tiny pot of very pretty green cucumber sorbet. Unusual, and surprisingly sweet, but very nice indeed. Then came the course that I remember most vividly from the evening. Wild venison, sourced locally with red cabbage, Cornish kale, glazed parsnips and a red wine reduction. If ever you were looking for the essence of a Westcountry autumn on

a plate, this was the dish. The venison, seared on the outside, pink on the inside and so tender, was really wonderful. Full marks. Finally, I had a vanilla pannacotta with berry compote. This was a light, subtle and delicious end to the meal. I really like the Arundell Arms. One niggle though – the lighting in the restaurant room was very flat and bright. It could do with some candlelight on the tables, say, or more exciting lighting generally. The food is so much more than your average hotel fare, the room could do with less of the hotel dining room atmosphere. But I am nitpicking, because the dinner really was so good. The Arundell Arms, Lifton, Devon, 01566 784666

The décor is countrysporty but in a charming rather than overwhelming way

This historic inn on the River Exe near Tiverton has a good reputation for food and a great location too. It offers good value B & B rooms to diners wishing to stay the night. Dish of the day: Chilli and lime seabass fillets Price: Mains around £13 Contact: 01884 855237, www.marstontaverns.co.uk

3 Little Barwick House, near Yeovil

A seriously good restaurant, family run with a father-and-son team in the kitchen. Wine is a specialism here, and if you’d rather not drive you can stay the night in the peaceful wellappointed rooms. Dish of the day: Roasted saddle of wild roe deer with red cabbage and rosti Price: Two course dinner £41.95 Contact: 01935 423902, www.littlebarwick.co.uk

4 The Nobody Inn,

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Doddiscombsleigh You’ll find The Nobody Inn down twisting Devon lanes about 10 miles from Exeter. Don’t fancy the drive home? There are five B & B rooms, plus a full Westcountry breakfast. Dish of the day: Confit of brill with cocotte potatoes Price: Mains around £15 Contact: 01647 252394, www.nobodyinn.co.uk

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Ingredient of the Week

Rosemary with Tim Maddams

’ve recently been stuck in a conunof giving people the opportunity to add a little drum. All around the region, if flavour to their supper? not the kingdom (and probably the I actually grow my own rosemary at home as world) people plant and grow useful well as stealing it (ahem) but I also love to cook culinary herbs all over the shop. with it a lot. So I’m constantly killing off my variPublic gardens, street sides, parks and car parks ous attempts to create my own supply by removare bursting with rosemary, sage, edible flowers ing the tender stems and using them to flavour and lavender by the tonne. supper. I’m highly adept at helping myself to a few of At this time of year rosemary is so sweet and these rosemary stalks or a handpungent. It’s ace with roast new ful of tasty flowers to adorn a potatoes and even better with salad as I go about my business, grilled meats. But try something Rosemary is but I am right or wrong to do a little less obvious and you’ll also so sweet and so? Well, whatever the rights be rewarded. and wrongs of my urban foragRosemary shortbread is seripungent. Is it just ing I have to say that sometimes ously tasty and rosemary omeme or does it taste I simply can’t resist. So long as lette is a quick and easy supper. even better when it won’t ruin a floral display, it’s This herb is also good with chocofair to say I have on occasion late and works exceptionally well you’ve pinched it risked the handcuffs and helped coupled with garlic, chilli and from the park? myself. Exactly where the law lemon on a bit of pasta. I someitself stands on the semi-tamed times make a sort of pesto with wildish bounty of our parks and parsley and rosemary that is town centres I’m not quite sure. I suspect that really great in cheese toasties or stirred through we’re not supposed to touch, let alone help oursome pasta. I sometimes rub it onto a chicken selves. prior to cooking, or even pushed under the skin On the other hand, would it be wasteful in the Is it just me, or does it taste a little better when extreme to leave these culinary treats languishyou’ve pinched it from the park? ing? Maybe they plant them for the very purpose @TimGreenSauce

Rosemary shortbread

Finely chop your herb and I mean finely. Add about a teaspoon of this to a 1lb batch of shortbread. I think a little black pepper goes very well too but it’s your decision (as ever). These biscuits work very well indeed crumbled up over late summer fruits and a dollop of good organic yoghurt.

Rosemary pesto

Blend together roughly-hewn garlic, oil, cheese, parley and rosemary and use it where you will. I love it stirred through pasta but it’s entirely up to you what you do with yours.

Sausages with rosemary and onions

Take some excellent quality butcher’s sausages and begin cooking them slowly in a pan with a small knob of butter. As you begin turning them add lots of very thinly sliced onions and LOADS of rosemary and garlic. Cook until the sausages are done and the onions soft and tasty. Why not crack a couple of eggs on top at the last minute and serve with some home grown salad and fresh bread?

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17/09/2014 12:58:21

Living

Today’s world

Under fire

E-cigarettes have been targeted by the World Health Organisation just recently as a potential health risk. But for Gillian Molesworth they have been great news, as she explains o, the World Health Organisation (WHO) has jumped on the bandwagon of freaking out about e-cigarettes, declaring they shouldn’t be allowed in public places. They’re a bit late to the party, actually. Since the introduction of these little gadgets a few years ago we’ve had many a moral panic about this new invention, despite a relative paucity of research. They’re BAD. Or they might be bad. Somehow. We’re not really sure how. But we’ll find out soon. Yeah. The BBC even ran a story recently saying the

E-cigarettes vs a packet of fags: for Gillian’s family, it was a no-brainer...

mere liquid refill cartridges are dangerous because strong enough reason to relegate smoking to they could poison children. Presumably if they one area: James’ office (previously the dog took off the lid and scoffed the lot. Good thing there kennel). I still hated it: knowing that he was are no other household chemicals that can hurt you quietly poisoning himself in there. And who if you drink them. was going to have to help carry around his OK, OK, I can see that all these arguments have oxygen tank when he got emphysema? merit. Nicotine can kill you in Over the years it grew harder high doses. It is wrong for comand harder to bear, for me and panies to market potentially both our children. When you love harmful things to young people someone, you hate watching them He wanted to by making them pink and toffeeharm themselves. It’s the elephant flavoured. in the room: harder and harder to quit but it had However, I can attest to the talk about, but more and more of been so long he fact that e-cigarettes have been a problem as the years pass. Not massively, fabulously, prayer-anhealthy. didn’t know how. sweringly GOOD in some people’s I think James wanted to quit, but Then a friend lives. Like, turn-your-life-around it had been so long he just didn’t bought him an good. I am one of these people. know how. Then, a male friend It may be that e-cigarettes have (blokes always listen to blokes e-cigarette saved my marriage. better – so annoying) bought him When we were courting, James an e-cigarette. James switched in and I smoked together. He lit one day and hasn’t touched tobacco cigarettes for me with a gentlemanly flourish. We since. E-cigarettes have massively improved our kept ash trays all over the house. Around the age lives. First of all, we are saving money. Second, the of 30 I gave up, because I wanted to be healthier. If house no longer smells of smoke – hooray. James you give up smoking, you have to make yourself no longer feels like a social pariah when we’re out hate it a bit. I started hating it: the smell, the film – a big boost for his self esteem. on the inside of the windows, the smelly ash lying Obviously we live in apprehension that scientists around. But like a good spouse, I tried not to fuss will find that e-cigarettes make you sterile or bring him too much. on dementia or cataracts or something. But then Luckily the birth of our first child was a again, maybe they won’t.

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People Andy Torbet

My Secret Westcountry Andy Torbet Action man and former Paratrooper Andy Torbet’s diving and climbing adventures appear on TV shows including The One Show and Coast. The Scots-born adventurer has lived in Bristol for many years and says: “I consider myself an adopted Westcountry boy.” His partner is the Grammy nominated singersongwriter Becki Biggins. Pub: I like proper pubs, ones that sell ale, contain lots of wood and have pie on the menu. The Pig’s Nose on Prawle Point, South Devon is a great place to have a beer after a day’s diving, kayaking or freediving along the coast. We usually camp in the field next door. The others would be The Maltsters Arms in Tuckenhay or the Ferry Boat Inn in Dittisham. When in Cornwall I’m usually based out of Falmouth, which usually means a trip to the Chain Locker and an overnight in the Falmouth Townhouse Hotel.

‘I tend to kayak rather than walk the coastline. When I’m older I’ll walk the coastal footpath’

Hiking on Dartmoor

Restaurant: We don’t eat out that much, as I like

Walk: Dartmoor is probably the place for this

cooking. We’ve cooked some phenomenal meals while sea-kayaking and camping along the Exmoor Coast. Although the little cafe called Harbour Deli in Ilfracombe is an oft-used stop before or after some sea kayaking and I recently found and loved Cafe ODE in Shaldon, south Devon.

as I tend to kayak rather than walk the coastline (although I’ve always said when I’m older I’ll do the South West Coastal Path). That said, Dartmoor can bring some unpleasant memories of ‘walking’ across in during my military training in full kit with a large military rucksack... usually in the rain!

Coast: All of it. North for kayaking, South for diving. Both for climbing. Event: Scubafest, a diving festival held in May each year at Pentewan Sands near Mevagissey. It’s a great three or four days of diving and socialising.

Cafe ODE, Shaldon

Treat: A scone with clotted cream and strawberry jam – cliched, but I love them. I don’t eat them often as they’re not the world’s healthiest food but they are good. I had a scone for Christmas pudding last year.

Days out: The Westcountry offers so many op-

The Pig’s Nose Inn, Prawle Point

tions for outdoor fun. My favourites? Skydiving at Dunkeswell airport in Devon, freediving out of Hope Cove near Salcombe, sea kayaking all the way to Lundy Island and diving for new shipwrecks in the channel out of Plymouth.

For more details visit the website www.andytorbet.com

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Your 7 day guide to what’s on the box

BBC 1, 9pm

FRIDAY Strictly Come Dancing

School’s in session, and now we’ve got our weekends sorted as well. Brilliant! A new celebrity masterclass in dancing starts on Friday, and it’s going to be tough. Six new couples will be taking to the floor with their newly learned moves, including Caroline Flack, Pixie Lott, Steve Backshall and Tim Wonnacott. No pressure, especially as the panel of judges include Craig Revel Horwood and Darcy Bussell. Ready, steady, dance!

TV guide 21.09 - 27.09

ITV, 9pm

TONIGHT Downton Abbey Julian Fellowes’ popular ITV series following life stories above and below the stairs at an English stately home returns for its fifth season tonight. It is now 1924 and a new Labour government is in power. Mary has two attractive men vying for her attentions, while widowed ex-chauffeur

Branson has taken a shine to local schoolteacher Sarah Bunting, to his father-in-law’s chagrin. Meanwhile, Edith struggles to be parted from her baby daughter (adopted by tenant farmers), and it seems only a matter of time before the truth will out. Aaaah, Downton… We love autumn…

BBC1, 1pm

SATURDAY Sailing World Championships Be the first to spot the next Ben Ainslie in this Olympic qualifier, held in Santander in northern Spain. Top sailing action as light racing craft from more than 75 countries battle it out on a challenging nautical course. The first week’s sailors had to put their skills to the test in treacherous light winds – with a weather front heading in, who will prevail on Saturday? 31

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Sunday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

DOWNTON ABBEY 9pm, ITV

Branson’s relationship with teacher Sarah Bunting causes Robert concern, Jimmy receives unwanted female attention and Thomas gives Baxter an ultimatum.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 7.40 Match of the Day (R,S,HD). 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show (S,HD). 10.00 Sunday Morning Live (S,HD). 11.00 Sunday Politics (S). 12.15 MOTD2 Extra (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News (S,HD). 1.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). 2.00 Escape to the Country (S,HD). 3.00 The Great British Bake Off (R,S,HD). 4.00 Points of View (S,HD). 4.15 Lifeline (S,HD). 4.25 Songs of Praise (S,HD). 5.00 Formula 1: Singapore Grand Prix Highlights (S,HD).

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LIFE IN SOLITARY 9pm, BBC2

Following the new warden of Maine State Prison over the course of six months as he tries to reform the system and release some of the most dangerous inmates back into the general population. He faces not only resistance from his staff, but also has to tackle a culture that has always emphasized punishment over rehabilitation.

BBC2

6.00 Countryfile (R,S,HD). 7.00 Monty Don’s Italian Gardens (R,S,HD). 8.00 Gardeners’ World (R,S,HD). 8.30 The Beechgrove Garden (S,HD). 9.00 The Football League Show (R,S). 10.20 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (S). 11.50 Lorraine Pascale: How to Be a Better Cook (R,S,HD). 12.20 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds (R,S,HD). 12.50 Rick Stein’s Mediterranean Escapes (R,S,HD). 1.50 Film: 4 for Texas (S) (1963). ●● 3.45 Flog It! (R,S,HD). 4.30 Equator (R,S). 5.30 Penguins on a Plane: Great Animal Moves (R,S,HD).

OUR GIRL 9pm, BBC1

New series. Lacey Turner stars in this follow-up to last year’s one-off drama about an aimless young woman who joins the Army, following her deployment to Afghanistan.

ITV

6.00 CITV. 9.25 Dickinson’s Real Deal (R,S). 10.25 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD). 11.25 ITV News and Weather (S). 11.30 Film: Carry On Follow That Camel (S) (1967). Comedy, with Jim Dale. ●●● 1.20 Film: Beethoven’s 2nd (S,HD) (1993). Comedy sequel, starring Charles Grodin. ●●● 3.00 The X Factor (R,S,HD). The Wembley Arena auditions continue. 4.15 Midsomer Murders (R,S,HD). John Nettles’ final episode.

SUNDAY NIGHT AT THE PALLADIUM 7pm, ITV

Jason Manford hosts the revived variety show, introducing a line-up of acts from around the world. Featuring music by Earth, Wind & Fire, Maroon 5, Ella Henderson and Evita star Madalena Alberto. Plus Canadian acrobats Les 7 Doigts de la Main and some of the biggest names in comedy.

Channel 4

6.05 NFL: The American Football Show (R,S,HD). 7.00 Street Velodrome (S). 7.55 British GT (S). 8.30 Ironman 2014 (S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 9.30 Sunday Brunch (S). 12.30 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces (R,S,HD). 1.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 3.30 Film: Star Trek: Insurrection (S,HD) (1998). Sci-fi adventure sequel, starring Patrick Stewart. ●●● 5.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 10.00 Access (R). Showbiz news and gossip. 10.05 Police Interceptors (R,S). 1.55 Film: Are We Done Yet? (S,HD) (2007). Comedy sequel, starring Ice Cube. ●● 3.40 Film: See Spot Run (S,HD) (2001). Comedy, starring David Arquette and Michael Clarke Duncan. ●●● 5.35 Film: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (S,HD) (2009). Animated comedy, with the voices of Bill Hader and Anna Faris. ●●●

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Deal or No Deal, 5.30pm

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6.10 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 6/20. Featuring the horrors of the Harry Styles Finishing School. 6.35 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.45 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.30 Channel 4 News (S).

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7.00 Countryfile (S,HD). In Devon, Matt Baker hears about a Second World War bomber that crashed on Dartmoor. Anita Rani meets a sculptor. Including Weather for the Week Ahead.

7.30 Dad’s Army (R,S). 8/13. The platoon helps out Godfrey’s widowed friend.

7.00 Sunday Night at the Palladium (S,HD). 2/6. See Choices Above.

7.00 Posh Pawn (R,S,HD). 1/2. A former Chelsea footballer arrives at Prestige Pawnbrokers with some expensive watches, and boss James Constantinou is asked to evaluate a hovercraft.

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8.00 Antiques Roadshow (S,HD). Fiona Bruce and the team visit Kirby Hall in Northamptonshire, where items include marine paintings with a famous pedigree, a medieval ring and a wind-up Charlie Chaplin doll.

8.00 Dragons’ Den (R,S,HD). 6/12. A couple hope to win investment for their fruity alcohol alternative and two recent university graduates bring their range of campus fashions into the Den.

8.00 The X Factor (S,HD). 8/22. The search for a star continues at Wembley Arena as the judges give their verdicts on the hopefuls’ second auditions. Dermot O’Leary meets the acts as they step into the spotlight.

8.00 Operation Maneater (S,HD). 1/3. See Choices Above.

9.00 Our Girl (S,HD). 1/5. See Choices Above.

9.00 Life in Solitary (S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.00 Downton Abbey (S,HD). 1/8. See Choices Above.

9.00 Safe House (S,HD) (2012). See Choices Above. ●●●

Police Interceptors, 10.05am

7.15 5 News Weekend (S,HD). 7.20 Rush Hour 2 (S,HD) (2001). Action comedy sequel, with Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker. Edited for violence and language. ●●●

9.00 In Time (S,HD) (2011). Premiere. A man sets out to redress the balance of power in a future where the rich have the means to live for ever. Sci-fi thriller, starring Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried. ●●●

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Midsomer Murders, 4.15pm

6.30 Rugby League: Super League Play-Offs (S,HD). Action from the opening matches.

10.00 Regional News (S,HD). 10.30 Match of the Day 2 (S,HD). A review of the latest Premier League action, which included Manchester City v Chelsea at the Etihad Stadium and Leicester City v Manchester United at the King Power Stadium.

10.00 Mock the Week (R,S,HD). 8/14. With guests Rob Beckett, Gary Delaney, Sara Pascoe and Romesh Ranganathan. 10.30 Peaky Blinders (R,S,HD). 5/6. Thomas deals with an IRA chief out to avenge his cousin’s death, Campbell gets closer to finding the guns and Grace has to decide where her loyalties lie.

10.30 ITV News and Weather (S); Weather. 10.50 The Unforgettable Larry Grayson (R,S). Tribute to the comedian and game-show host.

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Mock the Week, 10pm

6.30 Regional News (S,HD).

11.50 The Resident (S,HD) (2011). Horror, starring Hilary Swank. ●●

11.30 Peaky Blinders (R,S,HD). 6/6. Campbell unleashes one last plan to take down the gang. Last in the series.

11.20 Premiership Rugby Union (HD). Highlights of the latest top-flight fixtures.

11.15 The Sixth Sense (S,HD) (1999). See Choices Above. ●●●●●

11.10 Elektra (S,HD) (2005). Comicbook adventure, starring Jennifer Garner. ●●

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Antiques Roadshow, 8pm

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(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

1.15 Weather for the Week Ahead (S). 1.20 BBC News (S,HD).

12.25 Film: Don’t Worry About Me (S) (2009). Romantic drama, starring James Brough and Helen Elizabeth. ●●● 1.45 Sign Zone: Countryfile (R,S). Jules Hudson gets access to the Ministry of Defence training grounds in Norfolk. 2.40 Sign Zone: Holby City (R,S). Raf sees an opportunity to undermine Harry. 3.40 This Is BBC Two (S).

12.20 The Store. Home shopping. 2.20 Motorsport UK (HD). Highlights from Knockhill. 3.10 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.55 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). Guests air their differences.

1.10 American Football Live (S,HD). Carolina Panthers v Pittsburgh Steelers (Kick-off 1.30am). 5.00 British GT (R,S). The final round from Donington Park. 5.30 Simply Italian (R,S,HD). Creating pasta dishes, with Michela Chiappa.

12.50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours (S). 1.15 SuperCasino. 3.10 Once Upon a Time (R,S,HD). Regina vows to kill Snow White. 4.00 House Doctor (R,S). 4.25 Make It Big (R,S). 4.50 Make It Big (R,S). 5.20 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.30 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.35 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.40 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.50 Roary the Racing Car (R,S).

Sunday 21 Television Guide

In your newspaper today Our exciting new WMN on Sunday is set to be part of your Westcountry weekend from here on in. Packed with news, opinions and features, it’s a great read for everyone who cares about the South West and the wonderful lifestyle on offer here. Look out, too, for your colour supplement West magazine, free every Sunday with the newspaper.

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LIVE FORD SUPER SUNDAY 3.30pm, Sky Sports 1

Manchester City v Chelsea, the Premier League fixture at the Etihad Stadium, featuring two of the favourites for the title (Kick-off 4.00pm). While this match will no doubt have a major bearing on the destination of the trophy, City won the league last season despite losing both meetings between the two.

New series. Mark Evans explores hi-tech methods of reducing animal attacks on humans. He begins with a radical experiment to keep crocodiles from harming people in Namibia.

ITV2

6.00 Plan B: The Hot Desk (R,S,HD). 6.10 Beauty and the Geek (R). 6.55 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 9.40 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 12.10 America’s Got Talent (R,S,HD). 2.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 2.30 Film: Nanny McPhee (S,HD) (2005). Period fantasy, starring Emma Thompson. ●●● 4.25 The X Factor (R,S,HD). 5.45 The Xtra Factor (R,S,HD).

6.00 Make It or Break It (R,S,HD). 6.45 Happy Endings (R,S,HD). 8.30 Melissa & Joey (R,S,HD). 9.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 10.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.30 Made in Chelsea NYC (R,S). 1.35 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 2.30 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 3.00 New Girl (R,S,HD). 3.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 4.30 The 100 (R,S,HD). 5.30 Rude(ish) Tube (S).

Sky1

6.00 Hour of Power (HD). 7.00 Ashley Banjo’s Big Town Dance (R,S,HD). 8.00 All Aboard: East Coast Trains (R,S,HD). 9.00 Inside RAF Brize Norton (R,S,HD). 10.00 WWE Superstars (HD). 11.00 WWE: Experience (HD). 12.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (R,S,HD). 1.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). 2.00 Harrow: A Very British School (R,S,HD). 4.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).

FILM PICKS

OPERATION MANEATER 8pm, Channel 4

SAFE HOUSE 9pm, Channel 4

Premiere. A CIA agent has to protect a captured fugitive from mercenaries, but also has to resist his prisoner’s mind games. Thriller, with Denzel Washington.

GOLD

7.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). Dogs compete in The Apprentice. 7.30 Yes Minister (S). Hacker spots an opportunity. 8.10 Steptoe and Son (S). Harold’s long-lost brother turns up out of the blue and loses no time in worming his way back into Albert’s affections. 8.50 Goodnight Sweetheart (S). 10.50 Only Fools and Horses (S). 2.40 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 3.55 Jeeves and Wooster (S).

Twins, 6.50pm

Almost Royal, 10pm

Secret Street Crew, 6pm

Only Fools and Horses, 7.20pm

6.50 Twins (S,HD) (1988). Comedy, with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito. ●●●

6.00 Rude(ish) Tube (S). 20/20. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 8/17.

6.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (S,HD). 2/6. A group of traffic wardens learn how to dance.

6.20 Porridge: Inside Out (S). 3/3. Life after the sitcom.

7.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 9/17. 7.30 Marley and Me (S,HD) (2008). Comedy drama starring Owen Wilson. Edited for language. ●●●

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 18/22. Homer is recruited to be a deacon. 7.30 Moone Boy (R,S,HD). 3/6. Martin and Padraic build their own ghost ship.

7.20 Only Fools and Horses (S). Christmas special from 2003. Del and Rodney have only two weeks to find enough cash to pay the Inland Revenue.

8.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 18/22. Bart falls for the wrong girl. 8.30 Lost: The Beginning (HD). How the groundbreaking pilot episode of Lost helped change the face of TV. 9.00 The Xtra Factor (S,HD). 8/32. Sarah-Jane Crawford introduces bonus footage and backstage news and gossip as the final batch of hopefuls line up for the arena auditions at Wembley.

9.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 14/23. The team investigates the smuggling of chips used in the making of passports, and Chin Ho shares some shocking news with McGarrett about Joe. Crime drama, starring Alex O’Loughlin.

Sky Sports 1

6.00 SNF – Match Choice (HD). 7.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 8.30 FL72 Highlights (HD). 9.00 The Sunday Supplement (HD). 10.30 Goals on Sunday (HD). A review of Saturday’s football action. 12.30 Live Ford Super Sunday (HD). Leicester City v Manchester United (Kick-off 1.30pm). 3.30 Live Ford Super Sunday (HD). See Choices Above.

Live Super Sunday, 3.30pm

7.00 Chris Froome (HD). A look back at the cyclist’s stunning 2013 season, in which he won the Tour de France for the first time. 8.00 Goals on Sunday (HD). Ben Shephard and Chris Kamara present a review of Saturday’s football action, featuring goals from the Premier League.

9.00 The Royle Family (S). 5/6. Dave is accused of flirting. 9.40 The Royle Family (S). 6/6. The wedding day arrives.

10.00 School of Hard Knocks 10.20 Early Doors (S). 5/6. 10.00 Ford Football Special Joan and Eddie celebrate (S,HD). 2/4. Former (HD). Leicester City v their anniversary. rugby union Manchester United and internationals Will Manchester City v Greenwood and Scott Chelsea. Action from the Quinnell try to form a double bill of Premier team consisting of League matches at the troubled young adults in King Power Stadium and Birmingham. Etihad Stadium respectively.

11.00 The X Factor (R,S,HD). 8/22. The search for a star continues at Wembley Arena.

11.00 Glue (R,S). 1/8. Drama, by This Is England ’86 and ’88 writer Jack Thorne.

11.00 The League of 11.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 11.30 The Sunday Gentlemen (S). 3/6. Mr (R,S). 2/8. Karl Pilkington Supplement (HD). Chinnery has an accident boards the TransReviewing the latest with a tortoise. Siberian Express to football stories. China. 11.40 Nighty Night (S). 3/6. Cath tries to mend her marriage.

12.05 The Xtra Factor (R,S,HD). Behind the scenes of the auditions. 1.05 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). Rose announces she is moving to London. 1.30 The Big Reunion 2014 (R,S,HD). The pop bands perform. Last in the series. 2.45 Teleshopping. 5.45 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 12.30 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 1.30 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 2.30 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 3.25 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). Omnibus.

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). A radical terrorist group seems to have re-emerged. 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). Sam helps an old friend whose nephew has been kidnapped. 2.00 Mad Dogs (R,S,HD). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S). 4.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S,HD). 5.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S,HD).

RADIO

10.00 Almost Royal (S). 7/7. The siblings visit Nashville on the final leg of their tour of the United States. Last in the series. 10.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 10/17. Penny appears in a musical.

Radio 1 6.00am Dev. 10.00 Matt Edmondson. 1.00pm Alice Levine. 4.00 The Official Chart with Jameela Jamil. 7.00 Rock Show with Daniel P Carter. 10.00 Annie Mac. 1.00am Monki. 4.00 Gemma Cairney. Radio 2 6.00am The Sunday Hour. 7.00 Clare Balding with Good Morning Sunday. 9.00 Steve Wright’s Sunday Love Songs. 11.00 Weekend Wogan. 1.00pm Elaine Paige on Sunday. 3.00 Johnnie Walker’s Sounds of the 70s. 5.00 Martine McCutcheon. 7.00 Sunday Night with Michael Ball. 9.00 Clare Teal. 11.00 Moira Stuart. Midnight Janice Long. 2.00 Alex Lester.

Radio 3 7.00am Breakfast. 9.00 News. 9.03 Sunday Morning with James Jolly. Noon Private Passions. 1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 The Early Music Show. 3.00 Choral Evensong. 4.00 The Choir. 5.30 Words and Music. 6.45 Sunday Feature: Global Classical Music – A New World Symphony. 7.30 Radio 3 Live in Concert. 10.00 Drama on 3: Everyday Time Machines. 11.30 BBC Singers. 12.30am Through the Night. Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Bells on Sunday. 5.45 Profile. 6.00 News Headlines. 6.05 Something Understood. 6.35 On Your Farm. 6.57 Weather. 7.00 News. 7.07 Sunday

Papers. 7.10 Sunday. 7.55 Radio 4 Appeal. 7.57 Weather. 8.00 News. 8.07 Sunday Papers. 8.10 Sunday Worship. 8.48 A Point of View. 8.58 Tweet of the Day. 9.00 Broadcasting House. 10.00 The Archers. 11.15 Desert Island Discs. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Just a Minute. 12.30 The Food Programme. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World This Weekend. 2.00 Gardeners’ Question Time. 2.45 The Listening Project. 3.00 Classic Serial: Pinocchio. 4.00 Open Book. 4.30 Poetry Please. 5.00 File on 4. 5.40 Profile. 5.54 Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.15 Pick of the Week. 7.00 The

Archers. 7.15 Gossip from the Garden Pond. 7.45 Jessie Kesson Short Stories. 8.00 More or Less. 8.30 Last Word. 9.00 Money Box. 9.26 Radio 4 Appeal. 9.30 In Business. 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The Westminster Hour. 11.00 The Film Programme. 11.30 Something Understood. Midnight News. 12.15 The Educators. 12.45 Bells on Sunday. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast. Radio 5 Live 5.00am The Non League Football Show. 6.00 Sunday Breakfast. 9.00 SportsWeek. 10.00 Pienaar’s Politics. 11.00 5 Live Investigates. Noon 5 Live Sport. 12.15 MOTD2 Extra. 12.55 5 Live Formula 1:

BBC3

7.00 Top Gear (R,S). Usain Bolt is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. 8.00 Doctor Who (R,S,HD). The Time Lord becomes a bank robber. 8.50 Great TV Mistakes (R,S). 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S). An edition from 2010. 9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S). An edition from 2010. 10.00 Family Guy (S,HD). 10.25 Family Guy (R,S). 10.45 Bad Education (R,S,HD). 11.15 Live at the Apollo (R,S,HD). 11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.35 Comedy Fest Live 2014 (R,S,HD). 1.30 Bad Education (R,S,HD). 2.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S). 2.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S). 3.00 Live at the Apollo (R,S,HD). 3.30 Bad Education (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 The John Moores Painting Prize with Alexei Sayle (HD). 7.30 Secret Knowledge: Hidden Jewels of the Cheapside Hoard (R,HD). 8.00 Byzantium: A Tale of Three Cities (R,HD). The last centuries of Christian Constantinople. 9.00 British Art at War: Bomberg, Sickert and Nash (HD). The work of Walter Sickert. 10.00 Trishna (HD) (2011). Premiere. Romantic drama, starring Freida Pinto and Riz Ahmed. ●●●● 11.45 Big Hits: TOTP 1964 to 1975 (R). With the Rolling Stones. 1.15 Quadrophenia – Can You See the Real Me? (R,HD). 2.25 British Art at War: Bomberg, Sickert and Nash (R).

One to watch

9.00 Chris Froome (HD). A look back at the cyclist’s stunning 2013 season, in which he won the Tour de France for the first time.

10.00 Bad Bridesmaid (R,S,HD). 2/6. Bride-tobe Nicola tries to convince her hen party that Geordie Jemma is a genuine friend in a bid to win a luxury honeymoon, but her bizarre behaviour tests their patience.

12.20 Marion and Geoff (S). 12.35 Human Remains (S). Spoof documentary charting a couple’s impending marriage. 1.10 The Royle Family (S). 1.40 The Royle Family (S). 2.10 Early Doors (S). 2.40 The League of Gentlemen (S). 3.10 Nighty Night (S). 4.00 Close

THE SIXTH SENSE 11.15pm, Channel 4

A child psychologist takes on the case of a boy terrified by ghostly apparitions. M Night Shyamalan’s supernatural thriller, with Bruce Willis and Haley Joel Osment.

1.00 Chris Froome (HD). A look back at the cyclist’s stunning 2013 season. 2.00 Ford Football Special (HD). Leicester City v Manchester United and Manchester City v Chelsea. 3.30 Goals on Sunday (HD). 4.30 Ford Football Special (HD). 2014: Singapore Grand Prix. 3.00 5 Live Sport. 4.00 5 Live Sport: Premier League Football 2014-15. Manchester City v Chelsea. 6.06 6-0-6. 7.30 5 Live News. 8.00 Ryder Cup: The Symphony of Medinah. 9.00 5 Live Science. 10.00 Stephen Nolan. 1.00am Up All Night. 4.35 5 Live Formula 1: 2014: Singapore Grand Prix Review. Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 Aled Jones. Noon Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen. 3.00 Charlotte Green’s Culture Club. 5.00 The Classic FM Chart. 7.00 David Mellor. 9.00 Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Classical Music. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Nick Bailey.

Downton Abbey (ITV, 9pm)

This is the fifth series of Oscar-winning screenwriter Julian Fellowes’ blockbusting upstairs-downstairs period drama and it shows no signs of growing old or tired yet. It’s now 1924, and a new Labour government has swept to power. There are alterations at Downton too - not least for Branson and Mary. Both have suffered heartbreak, but are ready to move on and find new love. Mary has two men vying for her attentions, while Branson has taken a fancy to local schoolteacher Sarah Bunting - to Robert’s chagrin. Meanwhile, Edith (pictured) struggles to cope with being parted from her baby daughter, so will her emotions get the better of her and the truth come out? Hugh Bonneville, who plays Lord Grantham, says: “It’s thrilling to be in something that has brought large numbers of the viewing public together in shared enjoyment.”

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Monday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

JON RICHARDSON GROWS UP 10.35pm, Channel 4

The comedian asks whether money buys happiness, as he and Matt Forde meet a lottery winner whose windfall proved to be a blessing and a curse.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Rip Off Britain (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 11.00 Saints and Scroungers (S,HD). 11.45 Caught Red Handed (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S). In Newark. 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S,HD). 3.45 A Taste of Britain (S,HD). 4.30 Antiques Road Trip (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

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JAMIE’S COMFORT FOOD 8pm, Channel 4

Jamie Oliver puts his own unique stamp on three comfort food classics in this edition. First up is a retro treat – chicken Kiev, before the chef prepares spaghetti vongole with a nontraditional pink twist. He concludes with a deluxe shepherd’s pie made with slow-roasted lamb shoulder rather than mince.

BBC2

6.05 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 7.05 Street Patrol UK (R,S,HD). 7.50 Caught Red Handed (R,S,HD). 8.20 Animal Saints and Sinners (R,S). 9.05 Russia’s Lost Princesses (R,S). 10.05 Animal SOS (R,S). 10.35 Click (S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 Daily Politics Conference Special (S). 1.00 Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and Stone (R,S). 1.30 Celebrity MasterChef (R,S,HD). 2.15 Ready Steady Cook (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Life of Mammals (R,S). 4.00 Great British Railway Journeys (R,S,HD). 4.30 Pressure Pad (S,HD). 5.15 Flog It! (R,S,HD).

NEW TRICKS 9pm, BBC1

The detectives investigate two deaths after the discovery of a Roman sword with traces of blood on it is linked to an unidentified, headless corpse and the demise of a bodybuilder.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). With Craig Revel Horwood and Professor Green. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). A visit to Bolton Wanderers’ home at the Macron Stadium. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Who’s Doing the Dishes? (S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (S,HD).

DERREN BROWN: INFAMOUS 9pm, Channel 4

The Bafta-winning illusionist’s sell-out stage show recorded at the Grand Theatre in Leeds during his Olivier-nominated tour. The evening features an inventive mix of traditional magic, mindreading, memory games and thought-provoking entertainment that leaves his audience enthralled and enlightened in equal measure.

Channel 4

6.00 Countdown (R,S,HD). 6.45 Will & Grace (R,S). 7.10 The King of Queens (R,S). 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.30 Undercover Boss Canada (R,S,HD). 11.30 Four in a Bed (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Four in a Bed (R,S,HD). 2.10 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under (S,HD). 3.10 Countdown (S,HD). 4.00 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 5.00 Come Dine with Me (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Police Interceptors (R,S). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S,HD). Tony tries to piece together the chain of events that led to him being shot. 3.15 Film: By Appointment Only (S) (2007). Thriller, starring Ally Walker. ●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

Only Connect, 8.30pm

The Undriveables, 8pm

Jamie’s Comfort Food, 8pm

The Gadget Show, 7pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 Two Tribes (S,HD). 26/30. Quiz, hosted by Richard Osman. 6.30 Eggheads (S,HD). 44/100. Quiz, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 9/21. Lisa loses control of her imagination when she makes a new friend. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Nico is suspicious as Sienna remains missing.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Josh braces himself to tell Maddy the truth. 6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Hosted by Alex Jones and Matt Baker. 7.30 Regional Programme (S). Followed by Regional News.

7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (S,HD). 10/20. Former Midsomer Murders star John Nettles and actress Barbara Flynn hunt for antiques in Devon and Dorset.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Megan tries to protest her innocence at the police station. 7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Two inmates turn up in Peter’s cell and march him off to see Jim.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 The Gadget Show (S,HD). Jason Bradbury, Ortis Deley and Amy Williams try to get a song into the Top 40, and Jon Bentley assesses Android smartphones. Followed by 5 News Update.

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8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Groom-tobe Phil has a night of surprises ahead of him. 8.30 Panorama (S,HD). In-depth reports.

8.00 University Challenge (S,HD). 10/37. Trinity College, Cambridge, takes on St Andrews. 8.30 Only Connect (S,HD). 4/27. A team of QI researchers takes on a trio of book lovers.

8.00 The Undriveables (S,HD). 2/6. A designer prone to road rage and a panicking PA receive driving tuition. 8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Todd is devastated when he overhears Eileen criticising him.

8.00 Jamie’s Comfort Food (S,HD). 4/6. See Choices Above. 8.30 Gadget Man (S,HD). 5/8. Richard Ayoade tests his reactions, concentration and memory.

8.00 Ultimate Police Interceptors (S,HD). A routine drugs raid brings officers from Lincolnshire Police’s specialist team face to face with an armed suspect, and some rogue traders get a taste of their own medicine. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 New Tricks (S,HD). 6/10. See Choices Above.

9.00 Traders: Millions by the Minute (S,HD). 2/2. Part two of two. British people who play the financial markets online from home, including a nurse who squeezes currency trading in-between the school run and her work.

9.00 Cilla (S,HD). 2/3. See Choices Above.

9.00 Derren Brown: Infamous (S). See Choices Above.

9.00 Age Gap Love: He’s 70, She’s 37 (S,HD). 2/2. See Choices Above.

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The One Show, 7pm

10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.30 Regional News (S). 10.40 Cat Wars (S,HD). The relationship between humans and cats.

10.00 The Sarah Millican Television Programme (R,S,HD). 1/6. With guests Quentin Willson, Bradley Walsh and Richard Osman. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.35 Jon Richardson Grows Up (S). 2/3. See Choices Above.

10.00 Under the Dome (S,HD). 5/13. Julia’s attempts to restore calm to Chester’s Mill are undermined when a bomb goes off in the food store at the fire station, while Melanie drives a wedge between Norrie and Joe.

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(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

11.25 Mad City (S) (1997). Hostage drama, starring John Travolta and Dustin Hoffman. ●●●●

11.20 Today at Conference (S). News from the second day of the Labour Party’s annual gathering. 11.50 Life in Solitary (R,S,HD). A new warden’s efforts to reform the solitary confinement system of Maine State Prison.

11.35 NFL: The American Football Show (S,HD). Highlights from the third week of the NFL campaign.

11.00 Hollow Man (S,HD) (2000). See Choices Above. ●●●

1.15 Weather for the Week Ahead (S). 1.20 BBC News (S,HD).

12.50 Sign Zone: Scrappers (R,S). 1.20 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (S,HD). 4.00 The World’s War: Forgotten Soldiers of Empire (S,HD). A compilation of stories focusing on those who served in the First World War. 5.00 Schools – Children of World War Two (R,S,HD). 5.30 Schools – Roman Voices (R,S,HD).

12.35 First Time Farmers (R,S,HD). 1.30 Film: She Monkeys (HD) (2011). Premiere. Drama, starring Mathilda Paradeiser and Linda Molin. ●●● 2.55 Mammon (HD). Peter deciphers the connection between the two suicides. 4.00 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses (R,S,HD). 4.55 River Cottage Bites (R,S,HD). 5.05 The Million Pound Drop (R,S).

12.55 SuperCasino. 3.10 Once Upon a Time (R,S,HD). August visits Hong Kong to buy a potion. 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S). 4.20 HouseBusters (R,S). Changes to the home that could improve lives. 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 House Doctor (R,S).

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Monday 22 Television Guide

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.40 The One and Only Cilla Black (R,S,HD). Paul O’Grady hosts a celebration of the showbiz legend’s career, featuring a Blind Date revival and performances by Alison Moyet, Katie Melua and Cilla herself.

12.05 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly (S,HD). A look back at the opening round of group-stage fixtures. 3.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 4.10 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). Guests air their differences.

In your newspaper today Read your Western Morning News every Monday for all the sport reports from the region’s top teams, plus insight into team tactics, performance and future matches. Whether you support Argyle or Albion, the Grecians or the Chiefs, this is the paper to read for all the Westcountry’s sporting news. Visit www.westernmorningnews.co.uk or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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AGE GAP LOVE: HE’S 70, SHE’S 37 9pm, Channel 5

Conclusion of the two-part documentary featuring people from the UK and America who are in relationships with much younger partners. There is a 33-year age gap between churchgoer Rachel and pastor Mike, and their unlikely love affair caused a scandal and led to them leaving their beloved parish.

ITV2 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 6.25 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 6.55 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 7.55 Dinner Date: Australia (R,S). 8.50 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). 9.35 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.25 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.15 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 12.50 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 1.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 5.05 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S,HD).

Sky1

6.00 Happy Endings. 6.25 Rude(ish) Tube. 7.15 Glee. 8.00 Suburgatory. 8.30 Happy Endings. 9.00 Rules of Engagement. 9.30 Melissa & Joey. 10.00 Charmed. 11.00 The Tomorrow People. 12.00 Hollyoaks. 12.30 Rude(ish) Tube. 1.00 How I Met Your Mother. 2.00 The Big Bang Theory. 3.00 Melissa & Joey. 3.30 Rules of Engagement. 4.00 The Tomorrow People. 5.00 How I Met Your Mother.

6.00 The Real A&E (R,S,HD). 7.00 Futurama (R,S). 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 3.00 Airline (R,S,HD). Behind the scenes with airport staff. 3.30 Glee (R,S,HD). The day of Emma and Will’s wedding arrives, but the bride-tobe is overcome with nerves. 4.30 Futurama (R,S).

HOLLOW MAN 11pm, Channel 5

FILM PICK

CILLA 9pm, ITV

Reunited with Bobby, Cilla’s confidence returns and she once again dazzles crowds. However, when her first record fails in the charts, Brian Epstein suggests a change of direction.

A brilliant scientist tests an invisibility serum on himself, but becomes dangerously intoxicated by the power he acquires. He abandons his morals and heads out into the city to take full advantage of his condition. Realising he has been up to no good, concerned colleagues decide to confront him – with terrible consequences. Paul Verhoeven’s sci-fi thriller, starring Kevin Bacon, Elisabeth Shue, Josh Brolin and Kim Dickens.

GOLD 7.00 The Two Ronnies (S). 7.50 Sorry!. 8.30 Bewitched. 9.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.30 Happy Days. 10.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 10.45 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 11.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 12.00 Seven of One. 12.40 The Two Ronnies (S). 1.30 Sorry!. 2.10 Bewitched. 2.40 I Dream of Jeannie. 3.10 Happy Days. 3.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 4.20 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 5.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 5.30 Goodnight Sweetheart (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Football Gold (S). 7.00 Chris Froome (HD). 8.00 Goals on Sunday (HD). 9.00 Football Special (HD). 10.30 Football’s Greatest Players (S). 11.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.00 Chris Froome (HD). 1.00 FL72 Review (HD). 2.00 Goals on Sunday (HD). 3.00 Football Special (HD). 4.30 Fantasy Football – The Highlights (S,HD). 5.00 Football’s Greatest Players (S). 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD).

Plebs, 10pm

Glue, 10pm

Duck Quacks Don’t Echo, 8pm

The Office, 10pm

FL72 Live, 7.30pm

6.00 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S,HD). 2/22. Portia throws Kyle a fancy party featuring novelty rides and llamas.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 13/24. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 14/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 5/16. Fry helps Zoidberg find a mate. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 21/22. Carl skips town with lottery winnings.

6.10 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 10/10. 6.50 Open All Hours (S). 6/7. Granville is left in charge of the shop.

6.30 FL72 Review (HD). A round-up of recent matches.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). Featuring a man’s seal impression. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 5/23. Featuring a grumpy granny.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Holly picks up the pieces after Myra’s betrayal. 7.30 New Girl (R,S,HD). 15/24. Nick has a run-in with ex-girlfriend Caroline.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 15/22. Flanders punches Homer. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 22/22. Marge chats to another man online.

7.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 1/13. Harry plays the EastEnders theme tune on an armadillo.

7.30 FL72 Live (HD). Wigan Athletic v Ipswich Town (Kick-off 7.45pm). Coverage of the Championship fixture at the DW Stadium.

8.00 The X Factor (R,S,HD). 8/22. The search for a star continues at Wembley Arena as the judges give their verdicts on the hopefuls’ second auditions.

8.00 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 15/22. Mindy and Danny confront the consequences of their kiss. 8.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD). 14/22. Jeffords joins Peralta and Boyle on a mission to infiltrate a gym.

8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo (HD). 4/7. Lee Mack is joined by actress and presenter Denise Van Outen, comedian Jason Manford and broadcaster Richard Madeley.

8.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 7/7. Del starts a chandelier-cleaning business. 8.40 Blackadder the Third (S). 1/6. The new prime minister plots to bankrupt the Prince Regent.

9.00 Release the Hounds (S,HD). 1/6. New series. Horror game show, hosted by Reggie Yates, beginning with three best friends from Essex who enter a forest at dusk in a quest to unlock chests full of prize money.

9.00 The 100 (S,HD). 12/13. Part one of two. Clarke and Finn escape from a dangerous situation, but soon discover they face a new enemy. Meanwhile, Murphy seeks his revenge.

9.00 50 Ways to Kill Your Mammy (S,HD). 5/6. The mother-son adventure continues in South Africa, where Nancy proves her mettle by riding an ostrich, walking with lions and cage diving with great white sharks.

9.20 Blackadder the Third (S). 2/6. Edmund falls foul of Dr Johnson. Guest starring Robbie Coltrane.

10.00 The Office (S). 4/6. A 10.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 10.00 Glue (S). 2/8. Cal’s staff training day turns (R,S,HD). 1/8. Karl friends are questioned into a sing-song. Pilkington visits by the police following destinations on his the discovery of his 10.40 Extras (S). 4/6. Les “bucket list”, beginning body. Meanwhile, Rob Dennis guest stars. with a trip to an island in plans a surprise birthday the South Pacific. party for James to raise people’s spirits.

11.00 Tricked: Favourite Tricks (R,S,HD). Highlights from the series.

11.20 Life’s Too Short (S). 4/7. 11.00 Barclays Premier 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Warwick is distressed to (R,S,HD). 11/17. Penny (R,S,HD). 4/24. A political League Review. A look find his estranged wife nurses Sheldon. campaign worker is back at recent fixtures in with a new man. murdered. the English Premier 11.35 The Big Bang Theory League. (R,S,HD). 12/17. Sheldon feels threatened by a teenage prodigy.

RADIO

12.00 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 2.25 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 2.50 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.35 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.20 Charmed (R,S).

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 Dan & Phil. 10.00 Huw Stephens. 1.00am Friction. 4.00 Gemma Cairney. Radio 2 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Paul Jones. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 Bill Kenwright’s Golden Years. 11.00 Jools Holland. Midnight Janice Long. 2.00 Alex Lester. Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. Noon Composer of

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). Part one of two. Deeks and Kensi go undercover at a dog show. 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 Strike Back: Shadow Warfare (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 5.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD).

the Week: Andrzej Panufnik. 1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.15 Composer of the Week: Andrzej Panufnik. 7.15 Opera on 3 – Glyndebourne. 10.45 The Essay: Music in Its Time. 11.00 Jazz on 3. 12.30am Through the Night. Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today. 5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today. 9.00 Start the Week. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: Tennessee Williams – Mad Pilgrimage of the Flesh. 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 11.00 Same Sex Parents. 11.30 The Pale Horse. Noon News. 12.01 (LW)

12.00 French and Saunders (S). Featuring a spoof of Baywatch. 12.40 Blackadder the Third (S). 1.15 Blackadder the Third (S). 1.45 The Office (S). 2.15 Extras (S). 2.45 Life’s Too Short (S). 3.15 Yes, Prime Minister (S). 3.50 Rex the Runt. 4.00 Close

Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Home Front. 12.15 You and Yours. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Last Day. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: Ghosts of Heathrow. By Sebastian Baczkiewicz. 3.00 Counterpoint. 3.30 BBC National Short Story Award 2014. 4.00 In Search of the Ideal Music Venue. 4.30 Beyond Belief. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 Just a Minute. 7.00 The Archers. Fallon faces the consequences 7.15 Front Row. An interview with an author nominated for the BBC National Short Story Award 7.45 Lunch. By Marcy Kahan 8.00 The

Philosopher’s Arms. Matthew Sweet considers the problem of induction 8.30 Crossing Continents. A women’s health project in Ivory Coast. Last in the series 9.00 Shared Planet. Safely sharing the countryside with groundnesting birds 9.30 Start the Week. With Hilary Mantel, Neil MacGregor, Jeremy Deller and Kei Miller 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. With Ritula Shah 10.45 Book at Bedtime: The Bone Clocks. 11.00 The Human Zoo. 11.30 Journeys Down My Street. Exploring how immigrant communities came to settle in streets around Britain Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week:

7.00 The Women’s Football Show (S,HD). With England captain Steph Houghton. 7.30 World’s Craziest Fools (R,S). 8.00 Junior Paramedics (R,S,HD). Following nine student paramedics on their first placement. 9.00 The Truth About Skunk (S,HD). The potential mental health problems posed by the strain of cannabis. 10.00 Sexy Beasts (R,S,HD). 10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD). 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.30 The Truth About Skunk (R,S,HD). 1.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S). 2.00 Don’t Drop the Baby (R,S,HD). 3.00 Oscar Pistorius: The Truth (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,HD). 8.00 British Gardens in Time: Stowe (R,HD). Exploring the landscape gardens of Stowe in Buckinghamshire. 9.00 Lost Kingdoms of Central America (HD). The history of the Taino people of the Caribbean. 10.00 The Himalayan Boy and the TV Set – Storyville (HD). A village in Bhutan receives electricity for the first time. 11.10 Survivors: Nature’s Indestructible Creatures (R,HD). 12.10 The Wonder of Animals (R,HD). 12.45 Inside the Perfect Predator (R). 1.45 British Gardens in Time: Stowe (R,HD). 2.45 Lost Kingdoms of Central America (R).

One to watch

10.00 Plebs (S,HD). 1/8. New series. The boys win big at a chariot race. 10.30 Plebs (S,HD). 2/8. Marcus is unexpectedly asked to be Aurelius’s best man.

12.05 Release the Hounds (R,S,HD). Horror game show, hosted by Reggie Yates. 1.05 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). Alan and Charlie contemplate their sexualities. 1.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.50 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 2.15 Teleshopping. 5.45 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

BBC3

10.00 Chris Froome (HD). A look back at the cyclist’s stunning 2013 season, in which he won the Tour de France for the first time.

12.00 FL72 Review (HD). A roundup of recent matches. 1.00 SPFL Round-Up (HD). 1.30 FL72 Highlights (HD). Wigan Athletic v Ipswich Town. 2.30 FL72 Review (HD). A round-up of recent matches. 3.30 SPFL Round-Up (HD). 4.00 Barclays Premier League Review. 5.00 FL72 Highlights (HD). Tennessee Williams – Mad Pilgrimage of the Flesh. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast. Radio 5 Live 5.15am Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 Sam Walker. Noon Tony Livesey. 2.00 Richard Bacon. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport: The Monday Night Club. 9.00 5 Live Sport: Ryder Cup. 10.30 Adrian Goldberg. 1.00am Up All Night. Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Anne-Marie Minhall. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Nick Bailey.

Jon Richardson Grows Up (Channel 4, 10.35pm)

When he’s not winning 8 Out Of 10 Cats or doing Countdown, maths wiz/pedantic funnyman Jon Richardson is often bringing the house down at comedy gigs around the UK. He’s also a dab hand at documentaries, as his previous films about obsessive compulsive disorder (Jon Richardson: A Little Bit OCD), and ‘The Real Man’s Road Trip: Sean and Jon Go West’ have proved. During this latest series he gets to grips with mortgages, marriage and parenthood - both issues that strike fear into the hearts of many thirtysomethings these days. In this episode, he and friend Matt Forde, with the aid of their orange camper van (called Florence) examine our relationship with cash. Does it buy happiness, and if so, how much do you need to be a contented grown-up?

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Tuesday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

THE DRIVER 9pm, BBC1

New series. A taxi driver’s growing frustration with his job and personal life prompts him to make a terrible decision. Drama, starring David Morrissey and Ian Hart.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Rip Off Britain (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S,HD). 11.00 Saints and Scroungers (S,HD). 11.45 Caught Red Handed (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (S,HD). 3.45 A Taste of Britain (S,HD). 4.30 Antiques Road Trip (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

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LATER LIVE – WITH JOOLS HOLLAND 10pm, BBC2

Soul singer Mary J Blige performs tracks from her forthcoming album The London Sessions, and singer-songwriter Marianne Faithfull plays songs from her new LP Give My Love to London. Plus rock trio Band of Skulls, indie musician Hozier and folk duo First Aid Kit, while Luther star Idris Elba chats about his album paying tribute to Nelson Mandela.

BBC2

6.05 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 7.05 Saints and Scroungers (R,S,HD). 7.50 Caught Red Handed (R,S,HD). 8.20 Animal Saints and Sinners (R,S). 9.05 Natural World: A Bear with a Bounty (R,S). 10.05 Food & Drink (R,S). 10.35 HARDtalk (S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics Conference Special (S). 1.00 Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and Stone (R,S). 1.30 Cash in the Attic (R,S). 2.00 Daily Politics Conference Special (S). 3.45 Coast (R,S,HD). 4.00 Great British Railway Journeys (R,S,HD). 4.30 Pressure Pad (S,HD). 5.15 Flog It! (R,S,HD).

LONG LOST FAMILY: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT 8pm, ITV

Davina McCall and Nicky Campbell revisit three of the series’ most memorable stories, including Sarah Gale, whose birth mother and adoptive mother meet here for the first time.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). With guest Ben Hanlin. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). In Kidderminster. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Who’s Doing the Dishes? (S,HD). With Cheryl Baker. 5.00 The Chase (S,HD).

RAMSAY’S COSTA DEL NIGHTMARES 9pm, Channel 4

New series. Gordon Ramsay heads to the Costa del Sol to help expats struggling to keep their restaurants in business. In the first edition the chef visits Mayfair, located on the busy seafront in Fuengirola, Malaga. Set up 28 years ago by Londoner Pat and husband Jack, the eatery is stuck in a 1970s time warp.

Channel 4

6.00 Countdown (R,S,HD). 6.45 Will & Grace (R,S). 7.10 The King of Queens (R,S). 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.30 Undercover Boss Canada (R,S,HD). 11.30 Four in a Bed (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Four in a Bed (R,S,HD). 2.10 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under (S,HD). In Melbourne. 3.10 Countdown (S,HD). 4.00 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 5.00 Come Dine with Me (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away (R,S,HD). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S,HD). A US marine is stabbed on the way to his homecoming party. 3.15 Film: Carolina Moon (S) (2007). Romantic mystery, starring Claire Forlani. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

The £100K House: 8pm

Emmerdale, 7pm

8 Out of 10 Cats Does … 10pm

Secrets & Lies, 10pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 Two Tribes (S,HD). 27/30. Quiz, hosted by Richard Osman. 6.30 Eggheads (S,HD). 45/100. Quiz, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 10/21. Homer learns a distressing fact about his schooldays. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Holly picks up the pieces after Myra’s betrayal.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Connie decides on the best place for Darcy to stay. 6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Live chat and topical reports. 7.30 EastEnders (S,HD). Phil struggles to reconnect with Ben. Followed by Regional News.

7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (S,HD). 11/20. TV presenters Johnny Ball and John Craven embark on a quest to unearth collectibles in Hampshire and Dorset.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). As Charity and Declan wake in their cottage retreat with no phone signal, a determined Megan leaves police custody and enlists Robbie’s help to track them down.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 Meerkat Manor (R,S). 3/13. The Whiskers settle in. 7.30 The Secret Life of Pets (S,HD). The abilities of many pets to protect and defend their owners. Followed by 5 News Update.

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Holby City, 8pm

8.00 Holby City (S,HD). 50/52. Serena struggles to cope with her increasingly volatile mother, while Jac and Elliot clash over an experimental procedure. Alexei Sayle guest stars.

8.00 The £100K House: Tricks of the Trade (S,HD). 4/6. Kieran Long and Piers Taylor help armed forces veterans Ronnie and Nicky in their attempt to turn their dark and badly planned bungalow into a dream family home.

8.00 Long Lost Family: What Happened Next (S,HD). 2/3. See Choices Above.

8.00 Dogs: Their Secret Lives (S,HD). Mark Evans presents a live interactive programme in which he reveals the results of the online survey launched in his series Dogs: Their Secret Lives and answers viewers’ questions.

8.00 James Bulger: Britain’s Worst Crimes (S,HD). Dramadocumentary exploring the murder of James Bulger, who was just two when he was abducted and killed by 10-year-olds Jon Venables and Robert Thompson in 1993. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 The Driver (S,HD). 1/3. See Choices Above.

9.00 The Motorway: Life in the Fast Lane (S,HD). 3/4. Highways Agency staff scour 450 CCTV cameras for problems on the M6, while police respond to an incident in which someone died after jumping from a bridge onto the carriageway.

9.00 I Married the Waiter: Love in the Sun (S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.00 Ramsay’s Costa del Nightmares (S). 1/4. See Choices Above.

9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S,HD). 17/22. A woman is found dead in the back of a 24-seat stretch limousine and DB and the team find evidence linking the victim to Gene Simmons of rock band Kiss.

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10.00 Later Live – with Jools Holland (S,HD). 2/8. See Choices Above. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). Followed by National Lottery Update. 10.35 Boomers (R,S,HD). 6/6. The gang attends a 1960s-themed weekend. Last in the series.

11.05 Wedding Daze (S) (2006). Romantic comedy, starring Jason Biggs and Isla Fisher. ●●●

11.20 Today at Conference (S). News from the third day of the Labour Party’s annual gathering. 11.50 Hotel India (R,S,HD). 4/4. Guests and staff recall the day in 2008 that terrorists attacked, killing 31 people. Last in the series.

12.35 Weather for the Week Ahead (S). 12.40 BBC News (S,HD).

12.50 Sign Zone: The Two Amigos: A Gaucho Adventure (R,S). Part two of two. John Thomson and Simon Day head south to Trevelin. 1.50 This Is BBC Two (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (R,S). 4.00 Around the World in 80 Faiths (R,S). Highlights from the serie,s presented by Peter Owen Jones. 5.00 Schools – Same but Different (R,S,HD).

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Tuesday 23 Television Guide

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.40 State of Play (S,HD) (2009). See Choices Above. ●●●●

12.55 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 Loose Women (R,HD). With guest Ben Hanlin. 3.45 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). Guests air their differences.

10.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (R,S,HD). 3/3. Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy quiz, with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson joined by Vic Reeves and Jo Brand. Adam Buxton is in Dictionary Corner. Last in the series.

10.00 Secrets & Lies (S,HD). 1/6. See Choices Above.

11.00 Educating the East End (R,S). 3/8. The pupils cast their votes for head boy and girl.

11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (S,HD). 23/24. A teenager accuses Stabler of molesting him. 11.55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (S,HD). 24/24. A woman scheduled to testify in a rape case is murdered. Last in the series.

12.00 Poker (S). The Pokerstars.com PCA. 12.55 NFL: Hard Knocks (S). The players of the Atlanta Falcons reveal their softer sides. 1.50 KOTV Boxing Weekly (S). 2.20 Great Scottish Swim (R,S,HD). The final meeting in the Great Swim Series at Loch Lomond. 3.15 Street Velodrome (R,S). 4.10 British GT (R,S). 4.40 Trans World Sport (R,S,HD). 5.35 Ironman 2014 (R,S).

12.40 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours (S). Solving cases across Canada and America. 1.05 SuperCasino. 3.10 Once Upon a Time (R,S,HD). Regina uses magic to give Belle a set of false memories. 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S). 4.20 HouseBusters (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 House Doctor (R,S).

In your newspaper today The Western Morning News on Tuesday is home to the superb Living Cornwall section, with news, features and events from all over this special county. Look out too for That Was the West That Was… a nostalgic round up of rare and historic South West photography from the archives. Visit www. westernmorningnews.co.uk for details or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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SECRETS & LIES 10pm, Channel 5

Stories of British women whose holiday romances endured long after they returned home to the UK, including 70-year-old Dorothy, who married a 21-year-old Tunisian man.

ITV2 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 6.25 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 6.55 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 7.55 Dinner Date: Australia (R,S). 8.50 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). 9.35 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (R,S,HD). 11.25 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.15 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 12.50 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 1.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 5.05 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S,HD).

New series. Family man Ben Gundelach has his life turned upside-down when he discovers the body of a young boy while he is out running. Ben soon finds that suspicion is falling on him, despite there being no definitive evidence linking him to the killing. Australian psychological thriller, starring Martin Henderson.

Sky1

6.00 Rude(ish) Tube. 6.25 90210. 7.10 Glee. 8.00 Suburgatory. 8.30 Happy Endings. 9.00 Rules of Engagement. 9.30 Melissa & Joey. 10.00 Charmed. 11.00 The Tomorrow People. 12.00 Hollyoaks. 12.35 Rude(ish) Tube. 1.00 How I Met Your Mother. 2.00 The Big Bang Theory. 3.00 Melissa & Joey. 3.30 Rules of Engagement. 4.00 The Tomorrow People. 5.00 How I Met Your Mother.

6.00 The Real A&E (R,S). 7.00 Futurama (R,S). 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 3.00 Airline (R,S,HD). Behind the scenes with airport staff. 3.30 Glee (R,S,HD). Will pits the boys against the girls in a competition based on movie songs, while Finn tries to track down Emma. 4.30 Futurama (R,S).

STATE OF PLAY 10.40pm, ITV

FILM PICK

I MARRIED THE WAITER: LOVE IN THE SUN 9pm, ITV

A hard-nosed journalist investigating the murder of a congressman’s intern discovers a connection between the tragedy and the death of a petty crook on the same evening. As he works to get to the bottom of the story, the reporter uncovers a political conspiracy that places him in a precarious and potentially life-threatening position. Thriller, starring Russell Crowe, Ben Affleck, Helen Mirren and Rachel McAdams.

GOLD 7.00 The Two Ronnies (S). 7.55 Sorry!. 8.30 Bewitched. 9.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.30 Happy Days. 10.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 10.45 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 11.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 12.00 Open All Hours (S). 12.40 The Two Ronnies (S). 1.30 Sorry!. 2.10 Bewitched. 2.40 I Dream of Jeannie. 3.10 Happy Days. 3.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 4.20 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 5.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 5.30 Only Fools and Horses (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Football Gold (S). 7.00 Premier League Review. 8.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD). 9.00 FL72 Highlights (HD). 10.00 FL72 Review (HD). 11.00 Football Gold (S). 11.30 SPFL Round-Up (HD). 12.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD). 1.00 FL72 Highlights (HD). 2.00 FL72 Review (HD). 3.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD). 4.00 FL72 Highlights (HD). 5.00 Football’s Greatest Players (S). 5.30 SPFL Round-Up (HD).

Despicable Me, 7pm

New Girl, 9pm

Modern Family, 8pm

Gavin & Stacey, 9.20pm

League Cup Football, 7.30pm

6.00 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S,HD). 4/22. Lisa and Adrienne meet in an effort to put the past behind them.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 15/24. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 16/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 9/16. Leela faces a tough choice. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 22/22. Marge chats to another man online.

6.10 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 1/7. Richard dreads retirement. 6.50 Porridge (S). 5/6. Fletch tries to shirk his duties.

6.00 Football Freestyler (HD). 6.30 Football Gold (S). 6.45 Football Gold (S).

7.00 Despicable Me (S,HD) (2010). Animated comedy, with the voices of Steve Carell and Jason Segel. Including FYI Daily. ●●●●

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Maxine tries to rectify her mistake. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 5/24. Marshall is outraged at his boss’s negotiation techniques.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 16/22. Mr Burns tries to become a superhero. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 14/22. Grampa revisits his days as a wrestler.

7.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 3/13. The quirky comic gives his take on Wild at Heart.

7.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 7.30 Live League Cup Football (HD). Liverpool v Middlesbrough (Kickoff 7.45pm).

8.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 17/24. Ted and Robin have a heart-to-heart chat. 8.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 18/24. Barney cannot get out of bed on the day of his wedding.

8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 5/24. Each of the clans run late for a dinner reservation. 8.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 6/24. Gloria hires a male nanny to look after Manny.

8.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 1/7. Rodney joins the residents’ committee. 8.40 Miranda (S). 2/6. The singleton tries to learn French.

9.00 New Girl (S,HD). 16/24. Jess is reluctant to introduce her sister, Abby, to her friends. 9.30 The Mindy Project (S,HD). 16/22. Mindy discovers an embarrassing video of herself on the internet.

9.00 Football’s Funniest Moments (R,S,HD). 1/3. A look back at comical incidents from the world of Premier League football, including interviews with players and pundits.

9.20 Gavin & Stacey (S). 1/7. The happy couple return from their honeymoon.

9.00 Tricked (S,HD). 1/6. New series. The hiddencamera show returns. Ben Hanlin locks Geordie Shore’s Charlotte Crosby in a sauna, before confusing Joey Essex with a time-travel trick.

10.00 Tattoos After Dark (S). 10.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 20/20. A writer is commissioned 1/18. New series. US to pen a TV pilot about reality show following Rachel’s life, Sam wins two LA tattoo parlours. his dream job at a 10.30 Tattoos After Dark (S). steamy audition, and 2/18. Diane shocks Mercedes prepares for Christine with her latest her nationwide tour. tattoo request.

10.00 Not Going Out (S). 4/6. Lee agrees to give Kate driving lessons. 10.40 Hebburn (S). 4/6. Sarah attempts to give Jack advice on his interview technique.

11.50 Celebrity Juice (R,S,HD). 2/11. With guest Gabby Logan.

11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Legends (R,HD). 1/10. (R,S,HD). 13/17. Leonard, Thriller, starring Sean Raj and Howard kick Bean. Sheldon off their quiz team. 11.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 14/17. Leonard decides to change his ways.

11.20 Pramface (S). 4/6. Laura 11.00 Premier League organises a meal so that Legends (S,HD). A her and Jamie’s parents profile of former Arsenal can meet. defender Tony Adams. 11.30 SPFL Round-Up (HD). A review of the latest round of fixtures.

12.00 Almost Royal (R,S,HD). 12.30 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 1.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 2.00 The 100 (R,S,HD). 2.45 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 3.15 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.35 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.20 Charmed (R,S). Paige encounters a pirate.

12.00 French and Saunders (S). The duo parody Bjork. 12.40 Miranda (S). The singleton tries to learn French. 1.15 Gavin & Stacey (S). The happy couple return from their honeymoon. 1.45 Not Going Out (S). Lee agrees to give Kate driving lessons. 2.15 30 Years of Comic Strip (S). Celebration of the comedy team. 4.00 Close

RADIO

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 Radio 1’s Stories. 10.00 Huw Stephens. 1.00am Annie Nightingale. 4.00 Gemma Cairney. Radio 2 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Jamie Cullum. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 David Rodigan. 11.00 Michael Grade: On the Box. Midnight Janice Long. 2.00 Alex Lester. Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). Deeks and Kensi go surfing – all in the line of work. 1.00 Hawaii Five0 (R,S,HD). McGarrett is left holding the baby. 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 Strike Back: Shadow Warfare (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S).

Essential Classics. Noon Composer of the Week: Andrzej Panufnik. 1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Composer of the Week: Andrzej Panufnik. 7.30 Radio 3 Live in Concert. 10.00 Free Thinking. 10.45 The Essay: Music in Its Time. 11.00 Late Junction. 12.30am Through the Night. Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today. 5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today. 9.00 The Life Scientific. 9.30 One to One. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: Tennessee Williams – Mad Pilgrimage of the Flesh. 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 11.00 Shared

Planet. 11.30 Goldie the Alchemist. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Home Front. 12.15 Call You and Yours. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Last Day. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: The Sensitive – Underground Man. 3.00 The Kitchen Cabinet. 3.30 BBC National Short Story Award 2014. 4.00 Out of the Ordinary. 4.30 Great Lives. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 Lewis Macleod Is Not Himself. 7.00 The Archers. Johnny goes to college 7.15 Front Row. An interview with the next BBC National Short Story Award nominee 7.45

Lunch. By Marcy Kahan 8.00 File on 4. Investigating whether banks rigged markets other than Libor 8.40 In Touch. Presented by Peter White 9.00 Inside Health. New series. Dr Mark Porter separates medical fact from fiction 9.30 The Life Scientific. 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. With Ritula Shah 10.45 Book at Bedtime: The Bone Clocks. 11.00 Kevin Eldon Will See You Now. Featuring sketches about shaping hedges and eating cheese 11.30 Journeys Down My Street. Exploring how immigrants from Somaliland came to settle in the Butetown community of Cardiff Midnight News and Weather. 12.30

7.00 Top Gear (R,S). With Michael McIntyre. 8.00 Free Speech Live: What Do We Need Feminism For? (S,HD). Live debate from Cardiff, presented by Rick Edwards and Tina Daheley. 9.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (S,HD). A groom plans a West Country wedding for his elegant bride. 10.00 Bad Education (S,HD). Mitchell announces he is leaving Abbey Grove. 10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD). 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.30 Bad Education (R,S,HD). 1.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S,HD). 2.00 Free Speech Live: What Do We Need Feminism For? (R,S,HD). 3.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,HD). 8.00 World War One at Home: The Trawlermen. 8.30 The Secret Life of Books (HD). 9.00 Timeshift: Hurricanes and Heatwaves – The Highs and Lows of British Weather (R,HD). The evolution of the weather forecast. 10.00 Timeshift: Magnificent Machines – The Golden Age of the British Sports Car (R). 11.00 Yellowstone (R). 12.00 Natural World: Grizzlies of Alaska (R,HD). 1.00 A History of Britain by Simon Schama (R). 2.00 World War One at Home: The Trawlermen (R). 2.30 The Secret Life of Books (R,HD). 3.00 Timeshift: Hurricanes and Heatwaves – The Highs and Lows of British Weather (R).

One to watch

10.00 Keith Lemon: The Film (S,HD) (2012). Premiere. A would-be entrepreneur heads to London to seek his fortune as an inventor. Comedy, starring Leigh Francis and Laura Aikman. Including FYI Daily. ●

12.35 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). The handyman wins Chloe’s affections. 1.00 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). Evelyn’s new man takes Alan and Charlie to Las Vegas. 1.25 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.45 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 2.10 Teleshopping. 5.40 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

BBC3

10.00 Chris Froome (HD). A look back at the cyclist’s stunning 2013 season, in which he won the Tour de France for the first time.

12.00 League Cup Football (HD). Liverpool v Middlesbrough. 1.00 Chris Froome (HD). A look back at the cyclist’s 2013 season. 2.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 2.30 SPFL Round-Up (HD). 3.00 League Cup Football (HD). 4.00 Chris Froome (HD). 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD). Book of the Week: Tennessee Williams – Mad Pilgrimage of the Flesh. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast. Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 Sam Walker. Noon Tony Livesey. 2.00 Richard Bacon. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport. 7.45 5 Live Sport: League Cup Football 2014-15. 10.30 Adrian Goldberg. 1.00am Up All Night. Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Anne-Marie Minhall. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Nick Bailey.

The Driver (BBC One, 9pm)

Vince McKee is a taxi driver who ferries pensioners and drunken youths from A to B. His home life isn’t much better. His aspirational daughter looks down on his job, as does her condescending boyfriend, while Vince’s estranged wife Ros prefers running on a treadmill to chatting to her husband. They have blamed themselves since their son Tim cut ties with the family, and now they live separate lives. Vince’s daily existence takes an unusual turn when he meets ex-con mate Colin, who has resurfaced after six years in prison. Vince accepts an offer from a criminal gang organised by his old friend. At first Vince is thrilled at becoming a driver for a gang leader. However, he soon might find himself wishing he could have his old life back...

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Wednesday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

OUR ZOO 9pm, BBC1

George is badly injured trying to retrieve an escaped bear – and there is more bad news when the family does not have enough money to finish building the animal’s enclosure.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Rip Off Britain (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 11.00 Saints and Scroungers (S,HD). 11.45 Caught Red Handed (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (S,HD). 3.45 A Taste of Britain (S,HD). 4.30 Antiques Road Trip (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

FILM RATINGS ●●●●● Excellent ●●●● Very good ●●● Good ●● Average ● Poor

CELEBRITY SQUARES 8pm, ITV

Through the Keyhole’s Keith Lemon, cricketing hero Andrew Flintoff, Olympic gold medallist Denise Lewis, actor Antony Cotton (Corrie’s Sean Tully), Loose Women’s Andrea McLean, Kaye Adams and Nadia Sawalha and comedians Rob Beckett and Hal Cruttenden join regulars Tim Vine and Joe Wilkinson in the grid.

BBC2

6.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 7.00 Saints and Scroungers (R,S,HD). 7.45 Caught Red Handed (R,S,HD). 8.15 Animal Saints and Sinners (R,S). 9.00 Coast (R,S). 10.00 Horizon: Inside the Dark Web (R,S). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics Conference Special (S). 1.00 Lifeline (R,S,HD). 1.10 Coast (S,HD). 1.30 Celebrity MasterChef (R,S,HD). 2.15 Ready Steady Cook (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Life of Mammals (R,S). 4.00 Great British Railway Journeys (R,S,HD). 4.30 Pressure Pad (S,HD). 5.15 Flog It! (R,S,HD). 5.55 Party Political Broadcast (S,HD).

THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF 8pm, BBC1

The five quarter-finalists face three tasks involving advanced dough techniques, making sweet fruit loaves, doughnuts, and a cross between bread and pastry.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). With David Emanuel and Al Murray. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Who’s Doing the Dishes? (S,HD). With former rugby player Martin Offiah. 5.00 The Chase (S,HD).

SARAH BEENY’S DOUBLE YOUR HOUSE FOR HALF THE MONEY 8pm, Channel 4

In the village of Bow Brickhill near Milton Keynes, Russell and Karmel desperately need to add more space to their tiny two-bedroom cottage, but Sarah fears the steep hillside location and close proximity to the road will make for a challenging project.

Channel 4

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.15 Cowboy Builders (R,S). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Britain’s Craziest Commutes (R,S,HD). The efforts of some commuters to get to the office. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). 3.15 Film: Defending Our Kids: The Julie Posey Story (S,HD) (2003). Fact-based drama, starring Annie Potts. ●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

The Great British Bake Off … 10pm

Celebrity Squares, 8pm

Sarah Beeny’s Double … 8pm

Wentworth Prison, 10pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.55 Party Political Broadcast (R,S,HD). By the Labour Party.

6.00 Two Tribes (S,HD). 28/30. Quiz, hosted by Richard Osman. 6.30 Eggheads (S,HD). 46/100. Quiz, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.25 Party Political Broadcast (R,S). By the Labour Party. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 11/21. Principal Skinner rediscovers the joy of teaching. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Maxine tries to rectify her mistake.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Phoebe and Brax argue over Heath’s flat. 6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Matt Baker and Alex Jones present the live magazine show featuring topical reports from around the UK and studio guests. Followed by Regional News.

7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (S,HD). 12/20. Former New Tricks star James Bolam and his actress wife Susan Jameson take part in the challenge, searching for valuable items in Suffolk.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). A desperate Megan tries to reach Declan at the cottage. 7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Eileen decides to give Todd one last chance.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 Police Interceptors (R,S). South Yorkshire’s police interception unit uses 20 cars and two helicopters in its pursuit of a reckless driver. Followed by 5 News Update.

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8.00 The Great British Bake Off (S,HD). 8/10. See Choices Above.

8.00 Long Shadow (S,HD). 1/3. See Choices Above.

8.00 Celebrity Squares (S,HD). 3/7. See Choices Above.

8.00 Sarah Beeny’s Double Your House for Half the Money (S). 8/10. See Choices Above.

8.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door (S,HD). See Choices Above. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 Our Zoo (S,HD). 4/6. See Choices Above.

9.00 Terror at the Mall (S,HD). Documentary about last year’s attack by Islamist group al-Shabaab on the Westgate shopping mall in the Kenyan capital Nairobi, featuring interviews with people caught up in it.

9.00 Scott & Bailey (S,HD). 3/8. The murder of a gay man has the appearance of a hate crime, but it seems there is more to the case when the victim’s friend struggles to answer some simple questions.

9.00 Grand Designs (S). 4/10. Kevin McCloud follows an architect’s project to build a house out of shipping containers, welded together to form a giant cross and cantilevered on the family farm in Co Derry.

9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! (S,HD). 2/8. Two enforcement agents make a shocking discovery in a child’s bedroom during an eviction, and a debtor gets physical when he is visited over wages owed to a freelance worker.

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A Question of Sport, 10.35pm

10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). Followed by National Lottery Update. 10.35 A Question of Sport (S,HD). With Nick Matthew and Steve Harmison.

10.00 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice (S,HD). 8/10. Including an interview with tonight’s eliminated baker. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.40 On Assignment (S,HD). 6/8. Alastair Stewart travels to the Cypriot ghost town of Varosha.

10.00 The Men with Many Wives (S,HD). Documentary exploring the world of polygamous marriages among British Muslims, examining the daily challenges of such relationships and issues of duty, love and betrayal.

10.00 Wentworth Prison (S,HD). 4/12. Simmo tells Bea that Brayden has put out a contract on her and when three new inmates arrive in Wentworth, she becomes convinced that one of them will try to kill her.

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11.05 The League Cup Show (S,HD). Action from the third-round ties.

11.20 Today at Conference (S). News from the final day of the Labour Party’s annual gathering. 11.50 The Motorway: Life in the Fast Lane (R,S,HD). 3/4. Highways Agency staff scour 450 CCTV cameras for problems on the M6.

11.10 Through the Keyhole (R,S,HD). 4/7. With Kian Egan, Christine Bleakley and Warwick Davis.

11.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? (R,S). 8/10. The effects on the emergency services of hoax 999 calls.

11.00 Age Gap Love: He’s 70, She’s 37 (R,S,HD). 2/2. Part two of two. A woman who fell in love with her father’s friend.

12.10 Weather for the Week Ahead (S). 12.15 BBC News (S,HD).

12.50 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are? (R,S). 1.50 Sign Zone: Doctor Who (R,S). 2.40 This Is BBC Two (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (R,S,HD). 4.00 Poland Stories (R,S,HD). 5.00 Schools – In My Shoes Plus: Germany (R,S,HD). 5.20 Schools – William Whiskerson: Mountain (R,S,HD). 5.30 Schools – Virtually There: Germany (R,S,HD).

12.10 The Undriveables (R,S,HD). A designer prone to road rage and a panicking PA receive driving tuition. 12.40 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 2.30 Film: State of Play (S,HD) (2009). Political thriller, starring Russell Crowe. ●●●● 4.35 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). Guests air their differences.

12.00 Music on 4: Four to the Floor (S,HD). 12.30 Film: Adam & Paul (S) (2004). Comedy drama, starring Mark O’Halloran. ●●● 2.00 Film: The Lady Vanishes (S) (1979). Remake of the Hitchcock mystery, starring Elliott Gould. ●● 3.40 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses (R,S,HD). 4.40 Simply Italian (R,S,HD). 5.05 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.00 NCIS (R,S). The agents track down a serial killer. 12.45 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours (S). 1.10 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Once Upon a Time (R,S,HD). Greg and Tamara enlist Hook’s help. 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S). 4.20 HouseBusters (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 House Doctor (R,S).

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ITV2 6.00 Rita Ora: The Hot Desk (R,S,HD). 6.10 Beauty and the Geek (R). 6.55 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 8.00 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). 9.35 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (R,S,HD). 11.25 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.15 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 1.20 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 1.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 5.05 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S,HD).

THE NIGHTMARE NEIGHBOUR NEXT DOOR 8pm, Channel 5

The return of the documentary using eyewitness testimony and footage from camcorders, CCTV and phones to examine traumatic, shocking, humorous and occasionally bizarre feuds between neighbours. Including an army veteran who was attacked with a knife.

Sky1

6.00 The Real A&E (R,S). 7.00 Futurama (R,S). 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 3.00 Airline (R,S,HD). Real-life airport hassles. 3.30 Glee (R,S,HD). The kids bond over their musical guilty pleasures, while in New York, Rachel learns the truth about Brody. 4.30 Futurama (R,S).

FILM PICKS

LONG SHADOW 8pm, BBC2

In this insightful three-part documentary, historian and writer David Reynolds explores the legacy of the First World War, examining how the conflict haunted a generation and shaped the peace that followed.

EVAN ALMIGHTY 8pm, ITV2

God recruits a politician to build an ark and save the world’s animals from a cataclysm. Comedy sequel to Bruce Almighty, starring Steve Carell and Morgan Freeman.

GOLD 7.00 The Two Ronnies (S). 7.50 Sorry!. 8.30 Bewitched. 9.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.30 Happy Days. 10.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 10.45 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 11.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 12.00 Porridge (S). 12.40 The Two Ronnies (S). 1.35 Sorry!. 2.15 Bewitched. 2.45 I Dream of Jeannie. 3.15 Happy Days. 3.45 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 4.25 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 5.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 5.30 Only Fools and Horses (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Football Gold (S). 7.00 WWE Vintage (S,HD). 8.00 Capital One Cup Football (HD). 9.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 9.30 Football League Gold (S,HD). 10.00 Capital One Cup Football (HD). 11.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD). 12.00 Capital One Cup Football (HD). 1.00 Chris Froome (HD). 2.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 2.30 Capital One Cup Football (HD). 3.30 Football League Gold (S,HD). 4.00 Capital One Cup Football (HD). 5.00 Football’s Greatest Players (S).

The Job Lot, 10pm

The Big Bang Theory, 6pm

Legends, 10pm

dinnerladies, 8.40pm

Live Capital One ... 7.30pm

6.00 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S,HD). 6/22. Brandi reveals some personal information about Adrienne.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 17/24. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 18/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 13/16. Gangsters recruit Bender. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 11/22. Marge and Homer make plans for the future.

6.10 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 2/7. Rose behaves outrageously. 6.50 Open All Hours (S). 7/7. Arkwright has a sales drive.

6.00 Boots ’n’ All (HD). Super League review.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 2/23. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 8/23.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). The McQueens have revenge in mind. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 6/24. Ted goes on a date.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 12/22. Bart’s dream girl comes to town. 7.30 Mrs Doubtfire (S,HD) (1993). Comedy, with Robin Williams. ●●●●

7.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). A comical view of The Bill.

7.00 Premier League 100 Club. 7.30 Live Capital One Cup Football (HD). Tottenham Hotspur v Nottingham Forest (Kickoff 7.45pm).

8.00 Evan Almighty (S,HD) (2007). See Choices Above. ●●●

8.00 The Karate Kid (S,HD) (2010). See Choices Above. ●●●

8.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 2/7. Rodney goes it alone. 8.40 dinnerladies (S). 4/6. Philippa has a bright idea for raising spirits.

THE KARATE KID 8pm, E4

An American boy living in China falls foul of bullies, until a kindly kung fu master teaches him to defend himself. Martial arts drama, with Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan.

BBC3

7.00 World’s Craziest Fools (R,S). Internet clips and home video footage. 7.30 World’s Craziest Fools (R,S). Internet clips and home video footage. 8.00 Traffic Cops (R,S). Officers patrolling Britain’s roads. 9.00 Live at the Apollo (R,S,HD). With Dara O Briain, Nina Conti and Danny Bhoy. 9.30 Live at the Apollo (R,S,HD). 10.00 Life and Death Row (R,S,HD). Following the trial of a man accused of murdering his family. 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 Family Guy (R,S). 12.05 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.30 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.50 Bad Education (R,S,HD). 1.20 The Truth About Skunk (R,S,HD). 2.15 World’s Craziest Fools (R,S). 2.45 Josh (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Truth About Skunk (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,HD). 8.00 Britain on Film: Road, Rail and Runways (R). 8.30 The Wonder of Animals (HD). 9.00 Oh! You Pretty Things: The Story of Music and Fashion (HD). Inspirational British musicians and designers of the 1970s. 10.00 Versailles: The Dream of a King (R,HD). 11.00 British Art at War: Bomberg, Sickert and Nash (R,HD). 12.00 Byzantium: A Tale of Three Cities (R,HD). 1.00 Secret Knowledge: Hidden Jewels of the Cheapside Hoard (R,HD). 1.30 Versailles: The Dream of a King (R,HD). 2.30 The Wonder of Animals (R,HD). 3.00 Oh! You Pretty Things: The Story of Music and Fashion (R).

One to watch

9.20 Gavin & Stacey (S). 2/7. Gavin sets out to help Smithy accept his responsibilities.

10.00 Legends (HD). 2/10. The 10.00 Outnumbered (S). 1/6. 10.00 Football’s Greatest 10.00 The Job Lot (S,HD). 1/6. 10.50 Glue (R,S). 2/8. Cal’s Ben auditions for the team investigates the Teams (S,HD). 13/16. A New series. The staff friends are questioned school musical. kidnapping of a highlook at Brian Clough’s recover from a night out by the police following school chemistry teacher 10.40 You, Me & Them (S). Nottingham Forest side celebrating Trish’s the discovery of his and his family by a pair from the mid to late divorce. body. Meanwhile, Rob 1/6. First episode of the of Russian mobsters 1970s. plans a surprise birthday sitcom, starring Anthony 10.30 Plebs (R,S,HD). 1/8. The posing as policemen – party for James to raise Head and Eve Myles. boys win big at a chariot 10.30 Football’s Greatest only for tragedy to people’s spirits. race. Players (S,HD). The strike. career of Thierry Henry. 11.55 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 15/17. The (R,S,HD). 8/24. A arrival of Sheldon’s twin millionaire former CIA sister causes a stir. man is killed.

12.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). Charlie is shocked by a former girlfriend’s son. 1.00 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). Alan tries to recover money he lent to Charlie. 1.25 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.45 Dads (R,S,HD). 2.05 Life’s Funniest Moments (R). 2.30 Teleshopping.

12.25 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12.55 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 1.30 The IT Crowd (R,S). 2.00 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 2.25 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 2.50 Franklin & Bash (R,S,HD). 3.30 Glee (R,S,HD). The students face tough competition at the Regionals. 4.15 Charmed (R,S).

RADIO

11.00 Plebs (R,S,HD). 2/8. Marcus is asked to be Aurelius’s best man. 11.35 Release the Hounds (R,S,HD). 1/6. Horror game show, hosted by Reggie Yates.

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Dev. 3.30 The Official Chart Update. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 The Surgery with Aled & Dr Radha. 10.00 Huw Stephens. 1.00am Benji B. 4.00 Gemma Cairney. Radio 2 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 The Folk Show with Mark Radcliffe. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 The Wonderful World of Cerys Matthews. 11.00 Trevor Nelson’s Soul Show. Midnight Janice Long. 2.00 Alex Lester.

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). The team investigates an armoured-car heist. 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). The team uncovers a plot to kill the President. 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 Strike Back: Shadow Warfare (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).

Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. Noon Composer of the Week: Andrzej Panufnik. 1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 3.30 Choral Evensong. 4.30 In Tune. 6.00 News. 6.02 Singers at Six: BBC Singers 90th Anniversary Concert. 6.45 Voices of the Air. 7.30 Radio 3 Live in Concert. 10.00 Free Thinking. 10.45 The Essay: Music in Its Time. 11.00 Late Junction. 12.30am Through the Night. Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today. 5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today. 9.00 Midweek. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week:

11.20 Absolutely Fabulous (S). 4/6. Guest starring Naomi Campbell.

12.00 French and Saunders (S). A parody of Federico Fellini’s movies. 12.40 Hugh Dennis: Sitcom Does Families. 1.30 dinnerladies (S). 2.00 Gavin & Stacey (S). 2.30 You, Me & Them (S). 3.00 Yes, Prime Minister (S). 3.30 French and Saunders (S). 4.00 Close

Tennessee Williams – Mad Pilgrimage of the Flesh. 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 10.56 The Listening Project. 11.00 Don’t Log Off. 11.30 Wordaholics. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Home Front. 12.15 You and Yours. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Last Day. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: White Noise. 3.00 Money Box Live. 3.30 BBC National Short Story Award 2014. 4.00 The Educators. 4.30 The Media Show. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 (LW) Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 Jeremy Hardy Speaks to the Nation. 7.00 The Archers. 7.15 Front Row. An interview with the next BBC

National Short Story Award nominee 7.45 (LW) Lunch. 7.45 (FM) Lunch. 8.00 Future Proofing. The implications of creating machines that can match human intelligence 8.45 Four Thought. 9.00 Costing the Earth. How communities can produce and sell their own electricity 9.30 Midweek. 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. With Ritula Shah 10.45 Book at Bedtime: The Bone Clocks. 11.00 The Music Teacher. 11.15 Mordrin McDonald: 21st-Century Wizard. 11.30 Journeys Down My Street. How Austrian Jews came to settle on London’s Finchley Road Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Book of the

11.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). A profile of Gianfranco Zola. 11.30 Football League Gold (S,HD). 11.45 Football League Gold (HD). 12.00 Capital One Cup Football (HD). 1.00 Chris Froome (HD). 2.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 2.30 Football League Gold (S). 2.45 Football League Gold (S,HD). 3.00 Capital One Cup Football (HD). 4.00 Chris Froome (HD). 5.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 5.30 SPFL Round-Up (HD). Week: Tennessee Williams – Mad Pilgrimage of the Flesh. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast. Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 Sam Walker. Noon Tony Livesey. 2.00 Richard Bacon. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport. 7.45 5 Live Sport: League Cup Football 2014-15. 10.30 Adrian Goldberg. 1.00am Up All Night. Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Anne-Marie Minhall. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Nick Bailey.

Our Zoo (BBC1, 9pm)

For some people, the idea of moving to a rambling house in the country, filling it with exotic animals and opening up your own zoo sounds like a dream come true - and the fact that this period drama is based on the real story behind Chester Zoo just makes it all the more inspiring. But as some viewers root for plucky George Mottershead (Lee Ingleby) to listen to his heart instead of the scheming local vicar, others feel a twinge of sympathy for the neighbours who don’t really like the idea of having dangerous animals in their midst. They might feel even more vindicated this week, as Adam the bear escapes, and George is badly injured trying to retrieve him - and even little June, who has been her dad’s biggest cheerleader, is shocked at how close to death he came.

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Thursday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

MARVELLOUS 9pm, BBC2

Fact-based featurelength drama about the life of Neil Baldwin, a man with learning difficulties who has worked as a circus clown and kit man for Stoke City.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Rip Off Britain (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S,HD). 11.00 Saints and Scroungers (S,HD). 11.45 Caught Red Handed (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S). In Peterborough. 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (S,HD). 3.45 A Taste of Britain (S,HD). 4.30 Antiques Road Trip (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

FILM RATINGS ●●●●● Excellent ●●●● Very good ●●● Good ●● Average ● Poor

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 9pm, BBC1

DJ, actor and presenter Reggie Yates sets out to trace his ancestry. His mother and father were both born in Ghana, but he never knew his grandparents, and he is keen to know where his surname comes from, believing it might be Dutch. However, as he looks further back, his family tree springs some unexpected surprises.

BBC2

6.05 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 7.05 Saints and Scroungers (R,S,HD). 7.50 Caught Red Handed (R,S,HD). 8.20 Animal Saints and Sinners (R,S). 9.05 Escape to the Continent (R,S). 10.05 Gardeners’ World (R,S). 10.35 HARDtalk (S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and Stone (R,S). 1.30 Major Champions (S). 2.30 Ryder Cup 2012: The Miracle of Medinah (S,HD). 4.00 Great British Railway Journeys (R,S,HD). 4.30 Pressure Pad (S,HD). 5.15 Flog It! (R,S,HD).

YOUR HOME IN THEIR HANDS 8pm, BBC1

Two homeowners have their houses made over by pairs of amateurs, who redesign a room each before joining forces to transform one final space. Hosted by Celia Sawyer.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). Valuing antiques in Birmingham. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Who’s Doing the Dishes? (S,HD). Aggie MacKenzie plays host. 5.00 The Chase (S,HD).

LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION 8pm, Channel 4

The property duo go house-hunting in the popular county of Hertfordshire. Newlyweds Carl and Liz want to leave London for a new start in St Albans. Can Phil Spencer find them a home with space that is also well-connected for £425,000? Kirstie Allsopp assists Naomi, who wants a place in Hemel Hempstead.

Channel 4

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Storage: Flog the Lot! (R,S,HD). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). 3.15 Film: Killer Instinct: From the Files of Agent Candice DeLong (S,HD) (2003). Premiere. Fact-based crime drama, starring Jean Smart. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

Newsnight, 10.30pm

Emmerdale, 7pm

Location, Location, Location, 8pm

Dallas, 10pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 Two Tribes (S,HD). 29/30. Quiz, hosted by Richard Osman. 6.30 Eggheads (S,HD). 47/100. Quiz, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 12/21. Homer is unable to pay his mortgage. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). The McQueens have revenge in mind.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Andy asks Casey for help. 6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Topical stories from around the UK. 7.30 EastEnders (S,HD). Ben’s influence over Phil begins to worry Shirley and Sharon. Followed by Regional News.

7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (S,HD). 13/20. Comedians Rory McGrath and Steve Punt hunt for antiques in Warwickshire and Nottinghamshire.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Megan and Robbie arrive at the cottage. 7.30 Back Door Britain: Tonight (S,HD). The Calais migrant crisis.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 The Gadget Show (R,S,HD). See Choices Above. Followed by 5 News Update.

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Question Time, 10.35pm

8.00 Your Home in Their Hands (S,HD). 1/3. See Choices Above.

8.00 Jungle Atlantis (S,HD). 1/2. The first of a two-part documentary following a team of archaeologists into the jungles of Cambodia to examine the story of the rise and fall of the great medieval city of Angkor.

8.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Debbie and Pete arrive at the cottage on the day of Declan’s boat trip. 8.30 Paul O’Grady: For the Love of Dogs (S,HD). 4/11. The comedian meets two bichon frises with a barking problem.

8.00 Location, Location, Location (S). 7/8. See Choices Above.

8.00 Armed & Dangerous: Caught on Camera (S,HD). Nick Wallis discovers how CCTV is helping to bring criminals using weapons to justice, including footage of a raid by a gang on a west London jewellery shop. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? (S,HD). 8/10. See Choices Above.

9.00 Marvellous (S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.00 Chasing Shadows (S,HD). 4/4. See Choices Above.

9.00 Educating the East End (S). 4/8. Headmistress Ms Smith, deputy Miss Hillman and English teacher Mr Bispham have to find a multitude of ways to engage with pupils and help them leave their troubles at the gates.

9.00 Never Teach Your Wife to Drive (S,HD). Documentary following three women learning how to drive under instruction from their partners, with the drama and mayhem of the lessons putting added strain on their relationships.

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10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.40 Sunday Night at the Palladium (R,S,HD). 2/6. Jason Manford hosts the variety show, with music by Maroon 5, Earth, Wind & Fire, Ella Henderson and Evita star Madalena Alberto, plus Canadian acrobats Les 7 Doigts de la Main.

10.00 Ramsay’s Costa del Nightmares (R,S). 1/4. Gordon Ramsay takes the final series of Kitchen Nightmares to the Costa del Sol, helping expats struggling to keep their restaurants in business in the Spanish region.

10.00 Dallas (S,HD). 4/15. John Ross spends the morning of his wedding dealing with a longstanding family adversary, while Afton, Ray and Lucy return to Southfork to attend the ceremony.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). 10.35 Question Time (S). 1/38. New series. David Dimbleby is in Kelso in the Scottish Borders for the first in a new season of political debates, fielding questions from the audience about last week’s referendum. 11.35 This Week (S). Andrew Neil discusses the Labour Party Conference.

11.20 Terror at the Mall (R,S,HD). Documentary about last year’s terrorist attack on Nairobi’s Westgate shopping mall.

11.40 River Monsters (R,S,HD). 5/10. Reports of deadly attacks in Florida.

11.05 Bouncers (R,S,HD). 2/3. A Colchester bouncer deals with violent behaviour on New Year’s Eve.

11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! (R,S,HD). 2/8. Two enforcement agents make a shocking discovery in a child’s bedroom.

12.20 Holiday Weatherview (S). 12.25 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Traders: Millions by the Minute (R,S,HD). 1.20 Sign Zone: Panorama (R,S). 1.50 This Is BBC Two (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (R,S,HD). 4.00 Schools: Speaking Sport (R,S,HD). 4.30 Schools – Acting Around Words (R,S,HD). 5.00 Schools – Virtually There: France (R,S,HD). 5.30 Schools: Virtually There – Spain (R,S,HD).

12.10 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 Back Door Britain: Tonight (R,S,HD). The Calais migrant crisis. 3.25 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). Guests air their differences.

12.00 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under (S,HD). The doctors treat more patients on the Gold Coast. 1.00 One Born Every Minute USA (S,HD). 1.55 The Men with Many Wives (R,S,HD). 2.50 Operation Maneater (R,S,HD). 3.45 Dogs: Their Secret Lives (R,S,HD). 4.40 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses (R,S,HD). 5.35 Simply Italian (R,S,HD).

12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Once Upon a Time (R,S,HD). Emma suspects something terrible may have happened to Regina. 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S). 4.20 HouseBusters (R,S). A couple discuss their home’s unsettling atmosphere. 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 House Doctor (R,S).

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Jason Bradbury, Ortis Deley and Amy Williams join forces to try to get a song into the Top 40 single charts using readily available consumer music technology. Actor Joe Swash is at tribute-act festival Glastonbudget to put a selection of dishwashers to the test.

ITV2 6.00 Little Mix: The Hot Desk (R,S,HD). 6.10 Beauty and the Geek (R). 6.55 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 7.25 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 7.55 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). 8.40 The Only Way Is Marbs (R,S,HD). 9.35 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (R,S,HD). 11.25 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.15 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 12.50 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 1.20 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 1.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 5.05 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S,HD).

Sky1

6.00 The Real A&E (R,S). 7.00 Futurama (R,S). 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). Multiple operatives are killed during an ambush. 2.00 Airline (R,S,HD). 2.30 Live Ryder Cup Golf. The opening ceremony at the Gleneagles Hotel in Perthshire, Scotland. 5.30 Futurama (R,S).

Satellite picks

THE GADGET SHOW 7pm, Channel 5

CHASING SHADOWS 9pm, ITV

Part two of two. Vance eventually confesses to Stephen’s murder, but when his information fails to lead to a body, Sean suspects he may not be telling the truth. Last in the series.

BAD BRIDESMAID 9pm, ITV2

Bride-to-be Lola attempts to convince her hen party that diva London is a friend, but it proves difficult when she begins making ridiculous suggestions.

GOLD 7.00 The Two Ronnies (S). 7.55 Sorry!. 8.30 Bewitched. 9.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.30 Happy Days. 10.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 10.45 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 11.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 12.00 Open All Hours (S). 12.40 The Two Ronnies (S). 1.35 Sorry!. 2.10 Bewitched. 2.40 I Dream of Jeannie. 3.10 Happy Days. 3.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 4.20 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 5.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 5.30 Only Fools and Horses (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Football League Gold (S,HD). 6.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 7.00 Capital One Cup Football (HD). 8.00 Football’s Greatest Players (S). 9.00 Capital One Cup Football (HD). 10.00 Boots ’n’ All (HD). 11.00 Capital One Cup Football (HD). 12.00 Football League Gold (S,HD). 12.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 1.00 Capital One Cup Football (HD). 2.00 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 2.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 3.00 Chris Froome (HD). 4.00 Capital One Cup Football (HD).

You’ve Been Framed!, 7pm

How I Met Your ... 7.30pm

Futurama, 7pm

Fawlty Towers, 9.20pm

Live Super League, 7.30pm

6.00 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S,HD). Taylor frets about the lawsuit left by her husband.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 19/24. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 20/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 16/16. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 13/22. Marge tries to protect Maggie from children’s television.

6.10 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 3/7. 6.50 Porridge (S). 6/6. Fletcher becomes an agony aunt.

6.00 Ringside (HD). Boxing magazine.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 3/23. Including two musical horses. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 6/23. Including a canine goalkeeper.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Carmel is horrified by what her family has done. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 7/24. Barney and Nora’s evening is ruined.

7.00 Futurama (R,S). 1/15. Bender is cursed. 7.30 Futurama (R,S). 2/15. Fry and Bender join the army.

7.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 3/13. The quirky comic gives his take on Wild at Heart.

7.00 Super League Gold (HD). 7.15 Super League Gold (S,HD). 7.30 Live Super League (HD). The latest play-off match (Kick-off TBA).

8.00 Best of You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). Harry Hill highlights some of the most hilarious clips submitted by viewers, including a boy struggling with a heavy sandwich.

8.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 19/24. Raj tries to date Lucy and Emily at the same time. 8.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 20/24. Raj discovers a secret about Howard.

8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 7/24. A family trip to the school fair proves eventful for Phil and Claire. 8.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 8/24. Phil breaks into Jay’s secret room.

8.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 3/7. Del plans a spot of salmon-poaching. 8.40 Outnumbered (S). 1/6. Ben auditions for the school musical.

9.00 Bad Bridesmaid (S,HD). 3/6. See Choices Above.

9.00 Suburgatory (S,HD). 10/13. See Choices Above. 9.30 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 4/24. The girls take jobs as baristas.

9.00 Miracle at Medinah – 2012 Ryder Cup (R,S). A look back at the 39th staging of the event, which took place between the USA and Europe at the Medinah Country Club in Illinois.

9.20 Fawlty Towers (S). 4/6. Hotel inspectors throw Basil into a panic.

10.00 Come Fly with Me (S). 4/6. Penny gets a visit from a member of the royal household. 10.40 Little Britain (S). 5/8. Andy and Lou buy an unusual pet.

10.00 Celebrity Juice (S,HD). 10.00 The Inbetweeners 3/11. With guests (R,S). 3/6. Simon faces a Dynamo and Eamonn dilemma. Holmes. 10.35 The IT Crowd (R,S). 5/6. 10.50 Plebs (R,S,HD). 1/8. The Jen introduces the guys boys win big at a chariot to a social networking race. website.

12.00 New Girl (R,S,HD). 12.30 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 1.00 Glue (R,S). 2.00 Rude Tube: Heroes and Villains (R,S). 2.55 Drifters (R,S,HD). 3.20 PhoneShop (R,S,HD). 3.45 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.30 Charmed (R,S). The girls are assigned a new Whitelighter.

RADIO

12.50 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.10 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). Charlie begins dating Alan’s receptionist. 1.35 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.55 Dads (R,S,HD). Comedy about two successful video games developers. Last in the series. 2.20 Teleshopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Dev. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 Phil Taggart. 10.00 BBC Radio 1’s Residency. 1.00am Toddla T. 4.00 Gemma Cairney. Radio 2 5.00am Sara Cox. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Bob Harris Country. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 Quatrophonic. 11.00 Nigel Ogden: The Organist Entertains. 11.30 Listen to the Band. Midnight Janice Long. 2.00 Alex Lester.

Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. Noon Composer of the Week: Andrzej Panufnik. 1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3: Strauss 150. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Composer of the Week: Andrzej Panufnik. 7.30 Radio 3 Live in Concert. 10.00 Free Thinking. 10.45 The Essay: Music in Its Time. 11.00 Late Junction. 12.30am Through the Night. Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today. 5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today. 9.00 In Our Time. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: Tennessee Williams – Mad Pilgrimage of the Flesh. 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 11.00

From Our Own Correspondent. 11.30 Bombay Jazz. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Home Front. 12.15 You and Yours. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Last Day. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: Down and Out in Auchangaish. 3.00 Ramblings. 3.27 Radio 4 Appeal. 3.30 BBC National Short Story Award 2014. 4.00 The Film Programme. 4.30 BBC Inside Science. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 Can’t Tell Nathan Caton Nothing. 7.00 The Archers. Ruth and David worry 7.15 Front Row. An interview with the final BBC National Short Story Award

nominee 7.45 Lunch. By Marcy Kahan 8.00 The Report. Current affairs 8.30 In Business. With Peter Day. Last in the series 9.00 BBC Inside Science. Presented by Adam Rutherford 9.30 In Our Time. A discussion on Euler’s number 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. With David Eades 10.45 Book at Bedtime: The Bone Clocks. By David Mitchell 11.00 Ayres on the Air. 11.30 Blofeld and Baxter: Memories of Test Match Special. Henry Blofeld and Peter Baxter share tales from the cricket commentary box Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week: Tennessee Williams – Mad Pilgrimage of the Flesh. 12.48 Shipping Forecast.

7.00 Snog, Marry, Avoid? (R,S,HD). Ellie Taylor visits Birmingham. 7.30 Snog, Marry, Avoid? (R,S,HD). The Personal Overhaul Device assesses a selfdescribed “piece of art”. 8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S,HD). A groom plans a West Country wedding for his elegant bride. 9.00 Don’t Drop the Baby (S,HD). A Stockport bouncer must confront his phobia of blood. 10.00 Bluestone 42 (R,S,HD). 10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD). 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 Family Guy (R,S). 12.10 Family Guy (R,S). 12.35 Don’t Drop the Baby (R,S,HD). 1.30 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S,HD). 2.30 Bluestone 42 (R,S,HD). 3.00 Don’t Drop the Baby (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Top of the Pops: 1979 (R). 8.00 The Bridge: Fifty Years Across the Forth (R,HD). Documentary celebrating the 50th anniversary of the Forth Road Bridge. 9.00 Do We Really Need the Moon? (R,HD). Maggie Aderin-Pocock explores Earth’s relationship with its satellite. 10.00 Lost Kingdoms of Central America (R,HD). The history of the Taino people of the Caribbean. 11.00 British Gardens in Time: Stowe (R,HD). 12.00 Top of the Pops: 1979 (R). 12.40 World War One at Home: The Trawlermen (R). 1.10 The Secret Life of Books (R,HD). 1.40 The Bridge: Fifty Years Across the Forth (R,HD). 2.40 Do We Really Need the Moon? (R,HD).

10.15 Ringside (HD). Boxing magazine, including highlights of recent bouts and interviews with the stars.

11.20 Gimme Gimme 11.05 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 A League of Their 11.15 Capital One Cup Gimme (S). 4/6. Linda’s (R,S,HD). 17/17. Penny Own (R,S,HD). 4/8. With Football (HD). sister takes up residence. agrees to a date with Kevin Keegan, Russell Highlights from the third Leonard. Howard and Una Foden. round of the League Cup. 11.35 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 1/23. Sheldon is placed in a tough position. 12.00 French and Saunders (S). A spoof of the Batman movies. 12.40 Royle Exclusive: Behind the Sofa (S). The story behind The Royle Family. 2.20 Come Fly with Me (S). 2.50 Little Britain (S). 3.20 Yes, Prime Minister (S). 3.50 Rex the Runt. 4.00 Close

BBC3

One to watch

11.20 Plebs (R,S,HD). 2/8. Marcus is unexpectedly asked to be Aurelius’s best man. 11.50 Tricked (R,S,HD). 1/6. The hidden-camera show returns.

12.00 The Last Ship (R,S,HD). A ground mission to Guantanamo Bay turns violent. 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). Christmas is disrupted by the murder of an NCIS special agent. 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 4.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 5.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD).

SUBURGATORY 9pm, E4

Tessa helps a young social outcast to compete in the Little Miss Chatswin pageant, and goes up against Dalia’s protege.

12.15 Super League (HD). The latest play-off match. 1.15 Super League Gold (S,HD). 1.30 Ringside (HD). Boxing magazine. 2.30 Capital One Cup Football (HD). 3.30 Super League (HD). 4.30 Capital One Cup Football (HD). 5.30 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast. Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 Sam Walker. Noon The Ryder Cup: 2014. 2.00 Kermode and Mayo’s Film Review. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 The Ryder Cup: 2014: Preview. 9.00 Ryder Cup: The Symphony of Medinah. 10.00 Question Time Extra Time. 1.00am Up All Night. Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Anne-Marie Minhall. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Lucy Coward.

Marvellous (BBC2, 9pm)

Award-winning playwright and screenwriter Peter Bowker (Blackpool, Eric and Ernie) was inspired by a 2010 Guardian article to create this fact-based drama about Staffordshire local hero Neil Baldwin. Baldwin’s story will sound almost familiar to fans of films such as Forrest Gump or The Secret Life of Walter Mitty - the difference being, Baldwin’s tall tales are true. He has been, at various points during his colourful life: a circus clown; a lay preacher; Stoke City employee (manager Lou Macari describes him as his bestever signing), close friend to leading sportsmen and senior clergy; and most recently, he was awarded an Honorary Degree by Keele University. Toby Jones stars in the lead role, that of a man who achieved so much, despite being written off early in life due to him having learning difficulties.

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STRICTLY COME DANCING 9pm, BBC1

Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman present the return of the procelebrity contest, which sees the first six couples making their dance-floor debuts.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Rip Off Britain (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 11.00 Saints and Scroungers (S,HD). 11.45 Caught Red Handed (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S,HD). 3.45 A Taste of Britain (S,HD). 4.30 Antiques Road Trip (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

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LORRAINE PASCALE: HOW TO BE A BETTER COOK 7.30pm, BBC2

Sonia Harwood is a mother-of-three and foster carer who would love to create homemade family meals, but ends up relying on frozen food. Lorraine shows her how easy it can be to cook with fresh ingredients, preparing dishes including courgette fritters and a quick seafood linguine.

BBC2

6.05 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 7.05 Saints and Scroungers (R,S,HD). 7.50 Caught Red Handed (R,S,HD). 8.20 Animal Saints and Sinners (R,S). 9.05 Super Senses: The Secret Power of Animals (R,S). 10.05 First Time on the Front Line (R,S). 10.35 The Travel Show (S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and Stone (R,S). 1.30 Celebrity MasterChef (R,S,HD). 2.15 Ready Steady Cook (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Life of Mammals (R,S). 4.00 Great British Railway Journeys (R,S,HD). 4.30 Pressure Pad (S,HD). 5.15 Flog It! (R,S,HD).

THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW 10.35pm, BBC1

The irrepressible host returns for a new series, meeting Oscar-winner Denzel Washington, new Doctor Who star Peter Capaldi and actress Gemma Arterton.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). With Mitch Winehouse. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). From Leek. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Who’s Doing the Dishes? (S,HD). Michelle Heaton plays host. 5.00 The Chase (S,HD).

GOGGLEBOX 9pm, Channel 4

Return of the weekly TV review programme, which sees posh tipplers Steph and Dom, hairdressers Christopher and Stephen and other favourites share their opinions on what they have been watching during the week. The show captures their instant reactions and lively – sometimes emotional – discussions.

Channel 4

6.00 Countdown (R,S,HD). 6.40 Will & Grace (R,S). 7.05 The King of Queens (R,S). 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 8.50 Frasier (R,S). 9.50 Undercover Boss Canada (R,S,HD). 10.50 Four in a Bed (R,S,HD). 11.55 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.00 Four in a Bed (R,S,HD). 1.30 Channel 4 Racing (S,HD). Live coverage from Newmarket. 4.00 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 5.00 Come Dine with Me (S,HD). Four dinner-parties in Liverpool.

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Ultimate Police Interceptors (R,S,HD). A routine drugs raid brings officers face to face with an armed suspect. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). A partially dissolved body is found in a bath of acid. 3.15 Film: Committed (S,HD) (2011). Thriller, starring Andrea Roth. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

Lorraine Pascale … 7.30pm

The Job Lot, 10.40pm

The Million Pound Drop, 8pm

Body of Proof, 9pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional Programme; Weather.

6.00 Two Tribes (S,HD). 30/30. Quiz, hosted by Richard Osman. Last in the series. 6.30 Eggheads (S,HD). 48/100. Quiz, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 13/21. Maggie goes missing. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Carmel is horrified by what her family has done.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Maddy threatens to quit school. 6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Hosted by Chris Evans and Alex Jones. 7.30 A Question of Sport (R,S,HD). With Nick Matthew and Steve Harmison. Followed by Regional News.

7.00 Mastermind (S,HD). 7/31. Subjects include Les Dawson. 7.30 Lorraine Pascale: How to Be a Better Cook (S,HD). 3/6. See Choices Above.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Everyone is left reeling following the dramatic events at the cottage retreat. 7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). A nervous Michael heads off to see the doctor.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S). 7.30 Unreported World (S). 1/8. New series. The Ebola outbreak in Sierra Leone.

7.00 World War II in Colour (S,HD). Britain remains defiant after the retreat from Dunkirk, while the development of radar helps the nation to win the Battle of Britain. Followed by 5 News Update.

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Would I Lie to You?, 8.30pm

8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Sharon has a bridezilla moment when Dean unveils her hairstyle. 8.30 Would I Lie to You? (S,HD). 3/8. With Mel Giedroyc, Bob Mortimer, Adil Ray and Kian Egan.

8.00 Gardeners’ World (S,HD). 26/31. Monty Don meets garden designer Piet Oudolf. 8.30 Golf: The Ryder Cup (S,HD). Highlights of day one from the Gleneagles Hotel in Perthshire, where the 40th staging of the biennial contest got under way.

8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape: A Taste of the Sun (S,HD). 4/6. The picturesque region of Liguria in north-west Italy. 8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Andrea loses her hold on the roof.

8.00 The Million Pound Drop (S,HD). 12/12. The Hamersley family from Essex joins host Davina McCall to take on the Drop in the hope of walking away with a life-changing amount of money. Last in the series.

8.00 Storage: Flog the Lot! (S,HD). Four more trucks arrive bearing mysterious cargo, with lots containing everything from slot machines to penny farthings and medical curiosities to ventriloquist’s dummies. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 Strictly Come Dancing (S,HD). 1/14. See Choices Above.

9.00 The X Factor (S,HD). 9/22. See Choices Above.

9.00 Gogglebox (S). 1/12. See Choices Above.

9.00 Body of Proof (S,HD). 2/13. See Choices Above.

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10.00 Mock the Week (S,HD). 9/14. With Rob Beckett, Milton Jones, Romesh Ranganathan and Holly Walsh. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD).

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.40 The Job Lot (S,HD). 1/6. New series. The staff recover from a night out celebrating Trish’s divorce.

10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (S,HD). 3/15. Lionel Richie looks back on his career in music, Nick Grimshaw discusses his first compilation album, Jessie J talks about her new single and Ella Eyre performs live in the studio.

10.00 NCIS (R,S,HD). 3/24. McGee’s grandmother is implicated in the killing of a lieutenant. 10.55 NCIS (R,S,HD). 4/24. The death of an assassin leads the team to discover his next target was to be a Navy lieutenant commander, while Abby discovers that she may have a relative she never knew about.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). Followed by National Lottery Update. 10.35 The Graham Norton Show (S,HD). See Choices Above.

11.25 Live at the Apollo (R,S,HD). 4/6. With Kevin Bridges, Shappi Khorsandi and Jack Whitehall.

11.00 Weather (S). 11.05 Later – with Jools Holland (S,HD). 2/8. Extended edition. With Mary J Blige, Marianne Faithfull, Band of Skulls, Hozier and First Aid Kit.

11.10 National Lampoon’s Animal House (S,HD) (1978). See Choices Above. ●●●●

11.05 Jon Richardson Grows Up (R,S,HD). 2/3. The comedian asks whether money buys happiness.

11.55 Access. Showbiz news and gossip.

12.10 EastEnders (S,HD). Omnibus. Groom-to-be Phil has a night of surprises ahead of him. 2.05 Weather for the Week Ahead (S). 2.10 BBC News (S,HD).

12.05 Film: The Lives of Others (2006). Oscar-winning drama, starring Ulrich Muhe. ●●●●● 2.15 Sign Zone: Question Time (R,S). Political debate from Kelso in the Scottish Borders. 3.15 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

1.10 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.45 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service.

12.10 Film: Into the Wild (S,HD) (2007). See Choices Above. ●●●● 2.35 Anna & Katy (R,S,HD). Lee Mack stars in a German hospital drama. 3.00 The Inbetweeners USA (S,HD). 3.25 Very Important People (R,S,HD). 3.50 Hallo Panda (R,S). 4.20 Film: Sailor Beware! (S) (1956). Comedy, starring Peggy Mount. ●● 5.45 NFL: Rush Zone (S,HD).

12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Once Upon a Time (R,S,HD). Storybrooke’s self-destruct mechanism is activated. Last in the series. 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.20 HouseBusters (R,S). Lifeenhancing changes to a home. Last in the series. 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 House Doctor (R,S).

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In your newspaper today Friday’s Western Morning News includes our insightful Westcountry Horses section, plus there’s extensive motoring coverage of road tests, news and more. Westcountry Live! is your essential round-up of the region’s forthcoming arts and culture events. Visit www.westernmorningnews.co.uk for more details or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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BODY OF PROOF 9pm, Channel 5

Part two of two. Megan is conducting an autopsy on Dr Wallace’s latest victim when she finds a bomb implanted where the spleen should be. She then receives a phone call telling her to remove the device and bring it to a rendezvous point, otherwise Lacey will be killed.

The six-chair challenge returns in the first of a bootcamp triple bill, as the hopefuls battle it out for places at the judges’ houses stage of the contest. Dermot O’Leary hosts.

ITV2 6.00 Rizzle Kicks – The Hot Desk (R,S,HD). 6.10 Beauty and the Geek (R). 6.55 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 8.00 The Only Way Is Marbs (R,S,HD). 8.50 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). 9.35 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (R,S,HD). 11.25 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.15 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 1.20 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 1.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 5.05 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S,HD).

Sky1

6.00 Rude(ish) Tube. 6.25 90210. 7.05 Glee. 8.05 Suburgatory. 8.35 Happy Endings. 9.00 Rules of Engagement. 9.30 Melissa & Joey. 10.00 Charmed. 11.00 The Tomorrow People. 12.00 Hollyoaks. 12.35 Rude(ish) Tube. 1.00 How I Met Your Mother. 2.00 The Big Bang Theory. 3.00 Melissa & Joey. 3.30 Rules of Engagement. 4.00 The Tomorrow People. 5.00 How I Met Your Mother.

6.00 The Real A&E (R,S). 7.00 Futurama (R,S). 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 11.00 Hawaii Five0 (R,S,HD). 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 4.00 Glee (R,S,HD). Rachel receives a surprise visit from her mother as she prepares to audition for a lead role on Broadway, while Finn embraces the fun side of college a little too enthusiastically. 5.00 Futurama (R,S).

FILM PICKS

THE X FACTOR 9pm, ITV

INTO THE WILD 12.10am, Channel 4

Fact-based drama about a man who gave away his possessions to live a simple life in the Alaskan wilderness. Directed by Sean Penn and starring Emile Hirsch.

GOLD 7.00 The Two Ronnies (S). 7.55 Sorry!. 8.30 Bewitched. 9.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.30 Happy Days. 10.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 10.40 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 11.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 12.00 Porridge (S). 12.40 The Two Ronnies (S). 1.35 Sorry!. 2.10 Bewitched. 2.40 I Dream of Jeannie. 3.10 Happy Days. 3.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 4.20 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 5.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 5.30 Only Fools and Horses (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 7.00 WWE: Raw (HD). 9.00 Ringside (HD). 10.00 Capital One Cup Football (HD). 11.00 Boots ’n’ All (HD). 12.00 Ringside (HD). 1.00 Capital One Cup Football (HD). Highlights from the third round. 2.00 Football’s Greatest Players (S,HD). 3.00 First Utility Super League (HD). 4.00 Ringside (HD). 5.00 Capital One Cup Football (HD).

Johnny English, 8.10pm

How I Met Your Mother, 8pm

League of Their Own, 10pm

Shooting Stars, 11pm

The Fantasy Football ... 6.30pm

6.00 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S,HD). 10/22. Kim and Kyle are joined by their niece Paris Hilton at a gallery opening.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 21/24. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 22/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 5/15. A planet inhabited by giant women. 6.30 Futurama (R,S). 6/15. Bender works at a factory.

6.10 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 4/7. 6.50 Fawlty Towers (S). 4/6. Hotel inspectors throw Basil into a panic.

6.00 Football Freestyler (HD). 6.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). A discussion on key issues.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 9/23. Featuring a skier caught on a chair lift. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! Family Special (R,S). 23/26.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Finn’s trial begins. 7.30 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 10/13. Fred loses his son in the wilderness.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 18/22. Homer is recruited to be a deacon. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 16/22. Mr Burns tries to become a superhero.

7.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 5/13. Chariot racing with a dog and a sofa.

7.30 Live Super League (HD). The latest play-off match. Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson present coverage as the play-offs continue.

8.10 Johnny English (S,HD) (2003). A bumbling British secret agent tries to unmask a villain. Comedy, with Rowan Atkinson, John Malkovich and Natalie Imbruglia. Including FYI Daily. ●●●

8.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 17/24. Ted and Robin have a heart-to-heart chat. 8.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 18/24. Barney cannot get out of bed on the day of his wedding.

8.00 The Last Ship (S,HD). 3/10. Chandler and the crew face a formidable new foe in the shape of a Russian admiral who has his sights set on Rachel and her research.

8.00 Porridge: Inside Out (S). 3/3. The final episode of the series examines life after the prison sitcom, remembering spin-off Going Straight and the untimely death of actor Richard Beckinsale.

9.00 Get Him to the Greek (S,HD) (2010). A record company employee is given the dubious task of escorting a manic, sexcrazed British rock star to his comeback concert. Comedy, starring Russell Brand and Jonah Hill. ●●●

9.00 50 Ways to Kill Your Mammy (R,S,HD). 5/6. The mother-son adventure continues in South Africa, where Nancy proves her mettle by riding an ostrich, walking with lions and cage diving with great white sharks.

9.00 Royle Exclusive: Behind the Sofa (S). The story behind The Royle Family, featuring outtakes and exclusive interviews with the sitcom’s cast and crew, plus the views of famous fans of the show.

10.00 A League of Their Own (HD). 5/8. Former Liverpool defender Jamie Carragher, funnyman Jimmy Carr and Sky Sports presenter Kirsty Gallacher join in the fun on the sports quiz, hosted by James Corden.

10.00 The Xtra Factor (S,HD). 9/32. Behind the scenes of the auditions. 10.30 Keith Lemon: The Film (S,HD) (2012). An entrepreneur seeks his fortune in London. Comedy, starring Leigh Francis and Laura Aikman. Including FYI Daily. ●

RADIO

12.15 The X Factor (R,S,HD). The six-chair challenge begins. 1.20 The Xtra Factor (R,S,HD). Behind the scenes of the auditions. 1.45 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 2.05 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). Part one of two. Alan tries to rekindle his relationship with Judith. 2.30 Teleshopping.

11.00 Shooting Stars. 4/7. 11.15 Premier League With Cheryl Fergison, Preview (HD). A look Dominic Littlewood and ahead to the weekend’s Jean-Christophe Novelli. fixtures. 11.40 The Mighty Boosh (S). 11.45 Super League Gold 4/8. Howard and Vince (S,HD). The 2013 Grand visit the Arctic. Final.

12.15 Tattoos After Dark (R,S). 1.15 Rude Tube: Heroes and Villains (R,S). 2.20 Drifters (R,S,HD). 2.50 PhoneShop (R,S,HD). 3.15 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 3.45 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 4.05 Glee (R,S,HD). 5.00 Charmed (R,S).

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). Callen and Sam investigate a Marine’s mysterious death. 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). Callen goes undercover with Chechen terrorists. 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S).

12.20 15 Storeys High (S). Vince falls for the girl upstairs. 1.00 The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer (S). 1.30 The Catherine Tate Show (S). 2.00 Shooting Stars. 2.30 The Mighty Boosh (S). 3.00 15 Storeys High (S). 3.30 The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer (S). 4.00 Close

Maths. 11.30 My First Planet. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Home Front. 12.15 You and Yours. Consumer affairs 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. Presented by Shaun Ley 1.45 Last Day. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: Julie. By Rob Gittins 3.00 Gardeners’ Question Time. 3.30 BBC National Short Story Award 2014. 4.00 Last Word. 4.30 More or Less. 4.55 The Listening Project. 5.00 PM. With Eddie Mair 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 The Now Show. 7.00 The Archers. Roy is determined 7.15 Front Row. Arts programme 7.45

BBC3

7.00 Great Movie Mistakes (R,S). Blunders in Hollywood films. 8.00 Don’t Drop the Baby (R,S,HD). A Stockport bouncer must confront his phobia of blood. 9.00 Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents (R,S). Two teenagers travel to the Greek island of Zante. 10.00 Some Girls (R,S,HD). The gang suspects Amber’s new boyfriend has a secret. 10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD). 11.00 Vodka Diaries (S,HD). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 11.50 Family Guy (R,S). 12.10 Family Guy (R,S). 12.35 Bad Education (R,S,HD). 1.05 Siblings (R,S,HD). 1.35 Siblings (R,S,HD). 2.05 Siblings (R,S,HD). 2.35 Vodka Diaries (R,S,HD). 3.00 Some Girls (R,S,HD). 3.30 Parents’ Evening (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 BBC Proms Chamber Music (R,HD). 8.00 Sound of Cinema: The Music That Made the Movies (R,HD). The art of the film soundtrack. 9.00 Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars (1973). Documentary chronicling David Bowie’s final performance as Ziggy Stardust. ●●●● 10.25 Queen: The Legendary 1975 Concert (R). A performance by the rock band. 11.15 TOTP2 (R). 12.00 Oh! You Pretty Things: The Story of Music and Fashion (R,HD). 1.00 Film: Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars (1973). ●●●● 2.25 Queen: The Legendary 1975 Concert (R). 3.15 TOTP2 (R).

10.15 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). John Fendley and Paul Merson present a discussion on key fantasy football issues, as well as the weekend’s Premier League matches.

11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 11/24. Kensi poses as a car thief to crack a kidnapping.

Essential Classics. Noon Composer of the Week: Andrzej Panufnik. 1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 7.00 Composer of the Week: Andrzej Panufnik. 8.00 Radio 3 Live in Concert. 10.15 The Verb. 10.45 The Essay: Music in Its Time. 11.00 World on 3. 1.00am Through the Night. Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today. 5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today. 9.00 Desert Island Discs. 9.45 (LW) Act of Worship. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: Tennessee Williams – Mad Pilgrimage of the Flesh. 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 11.00 How to Teach

The members of a student fraternity face expulsion for their raucous antics. Comedy, with John Belushi.

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11.15 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 2/23. Leonard gets back with Leslie. 11.45 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3/23. Penny becomes addicted to an online game.

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Dev. 4.00 Greg James. 6.00 Annie Mac & Danny Howard. 10.00 Pete Tong. 1.00am B.Traits. 4.00 Radio 1’s Essential Mix. Radio 2 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Desmond Carrington: The Music Goes Round. 8.00 Friday Night Is Music Night. 10.00 The Radio 2 Arts Show with Claudia Winkleman. Midnight Huey Morgan. 3.00 Richard Allinson. Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00

NATIONAL LAMPOON’S ANIMAL HOUSE 11.10pm, ITV

Lunch. By Marcy Kahan 8.00 Any Questions? Topical discussion from Doncaster, South Yorkshire 8.50 A Point of View. Reflections on a topical issue 9.00 Home Front. Parts 36-40 of 45. 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. With David Eades 10.45 Book at Bedtime: The Bone Clocks. 11.00 Great Lives. A profile of Joesph Bazalgette 11.27 Blofeld and Baxter: Memories of Test Match Special. Henry Blofeld and Peter Baxter share tales from the cricket commentary box 11.55 The Listening Project. Two colleagues discuss power in the workplace Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week:

12.00 Super League (HD). The latest play-off match. 1.00 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 2.00 Premier League Preview (HD). 2.30 Super League (HD). 3.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 4.30 Premier League Preview (HD). 5.00 Super League (HD). Tennessee Williams – Mad Pilgrimage of the Flesh. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.20 (FM) Shipping Forecast. Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 9.00 The Ryder Cup: 2014. 2.00pm The Ryder Cup: 2014. 7.00 5 Live Sport. 10.00 Stephen Nolan. 1.00am Up All Night. Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 Nicholas Owen. 1.00pm Anne-Marie Minhall. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Lucy Coward.

Strictly Come Dancing (BBC1, 9pm)

A couple of weeks ago, we got our first proper glimpse of the Strictly class of 2014 during the launch show - and on the whole, it went pretty well. No one fell down the stairs or out of their costumes. The celebs got through the group dance without any major incidents. And if any of the professional dancers were disappointed with their matches, they hid it well. Iveta Lukosiute in particular seemed very happy to have landed former rugby player Thom Evans. But as the competition launches in earnest this weekend, it’s going to get a lot harder. Six of the couples will be taking to the floor tonight, with the rest competing on Saturday. And this time, judges Len Goodman, Bruno Tonioli, Craig Revel Horwood and Darcey Bussell will be scoring them.

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Saturday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

DOCTOR WHO 8.30pm, BBC1

The Time Lord goes undercover as a caretaker at Coal Hill School when a new threat emerges – and before long, he comes face to face with Clara’s boyfriend.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live (S). 11.30 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice (R,S,HD). 12.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 12.10 Football Focus (S,HD). 12.50 Saturday Sportsday (S). 1.00 Sailing: World Championship Highlights (S,HD). 2.00 Live Cycling: Road World Championships (S,HD). 4.00 Final Score (S,HD). 5.20 Celebrity Mastermind (R,S). 5.50 Regional News (S,HD).

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GOLF: THE RYDER CUP 8.30pm, BBC2

Hazel Irvine and Dan Walker present highlights of day two from the Gleneagles Hotel in Perthshire, where the 40th staging of the biennial contest between teams from the USA and Europe continued with more fourballs and foursomes matches. With commentary and analysis by Peter Alliss and Russell Fuller.

BBC2

6.15 Film: Magnificent Doll (S) (1946). ●● 7.45 Film: The Island at the Top of the World (S) (1974). ●●● 9.20 The Trials of Life (R,S,HD). 11.00 Map Man (R,S). 11.30 South Africa Walks (R,S). 12.00 Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers: Talking Pictures (R,S). 12.50 Film: Swing Time (S) (1936). ●●●●● 2.30 Film: Strictly Ballroom (S) (1992). ●●●● 4.00 Live Cycling: Road World Championships (S). 5.00 The £100K House: Tricks of the Trade (R,S).

THE X FACTOR 8pm, ITV

The six-chair challenge continues in the second of three boot-camp shows, as the hopefuls battle it out for places at the judges’ houses stage of the contest. Dermot O’Leary hosts.

ITV

6.00 CITV. 9.25 The Hungry Sailors (R,S,HD). 10.25 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD). 11.25 ITV News and Weather (S). 11.30 Film: The Mirror Crack’d (S,HD) (1980). Miss Marple mystery, starring Angela Lansbury. ●●●● 1.35 The X Factor (R,S,HD). 2.35 Film: Field of Dreams (S,HD) (1989). Baseball fantasy, with Kevin Costner and Ray Liotta. ●●●● 4.30 The X Factor (R,S,HD). The six-chair challenge begins. 5.35 Off Their Rockers (S).

GRAND DESIGNS 8.10pm, Channel 4

Architect Patrick Bradley has come up with an unusual £100,000 house design built out of four 45ft shipping containers, welded together to form a giant cross and cantilevered over the top of a stream on the family farm in Co Derry. His mother is hoping the new home will help her son find a girlfriend.

Channel 4

6.10 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 6.35 Trans World Sport (S,HD). 7.30 The Grid (S). 7.55 The Morning Line (S,HD). 9.00 Weekend Kitchen (S,HD). 10.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 10.30 Frasier (R,S). 11.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12.30 The Simpsons (R,S). A Pulp Fiction-style trip through Springfield. 1.00 Gadget Man (R,S,HD). 1.30 Channel 4 Racing (S,HD). Live coverage. 4.10 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 10.00 Access. 10.05 Never Teach Your Wife to Drive (R,S,HD). 11.50 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away (R,S,HD). 11.55 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door (R,S,HD). 12.45 Film: The Man from Snowy River (1982). Australian Western, starring Kirk Douglas. ●●● 2.50 Film: Silverado (1985). Western, with Kevin Kline. ●●●● 5.25 Film: The Long Ships (1963). Viking adventure, starring Richard Widmark. ●●

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7.00 Strictly Come Dancing (S,HD). 2/14. See Choices Above.

7.30 Hilary Mantel: Case Histories (S).

7.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special (S,HD). 5/8. Bradley Walsh hosts.

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8.30 Doctor Who (S,HD). 6/12. See Choices Above.

8.00 Dad’s Army (R,S). 8.30 Golf: The Ryder Cup (S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.15 Casualty (S,HD). 4/46. A wedding ends in disaster when the floor collapses.

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6.05 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.15 ITV News and Weather (S). 6.30 New You’ve Been Framed! (S). 1/18. New series.

10.05 The National Lottery Live (S). The all-important numbers. 10.15 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 10.30 Match of the Day (S,HD). Gary Lineker presents highlights of the latest Premier League clashes, including Liverpool v Everton at Anfield and Arsenal v Tottenham Hotspur at the Emirates Stadium.

10.30 Margin Call (S) (2011). See Choices Above. ●●●●

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7.10 Sarah Beeny’s Double Your House for Half the Money (R,S). 8/10. In Bow Brickhill near Milton Keynes, a couple want to add more space to their tiny cottage.

7.55 World War II in Colour (R,S,HD). 3/13. Britain remains defiant after the retreat from Dunkirk.

7.20

8.00 The X Factor (S,HD). 10/22. See Choices Above.

8.10 Grand Designs (R,S). 4/10. See Choices Above.

8.55 5 News Weekend (S,HD).

9.20 Through the Keyhole (S,HD). 5/7. Craig Charles, Fearne Cotton and Dave Berry make up this week’s panel as Keith Lemon tours mystery properties and challenges them to guess the identities of the famous homeowners.

9.15 End of Watch (S,HD) (2012). See Choices Above. ●●●

9.00 The Patriot (2000). A retired soldier seeks revenge for the unprovoked murder of his son by British forces during the American War of Independence. Action adventure, with Mel Gibson and Heath Ledger. ●●●

10.20 ITV News and Weather (S); Weather. 10.35 Shaun of the Dead (S,HD) (2004). An aimless man decides to get his life back on track just as zombies start to roam the streets of London to feast on the living. Comedy horror, with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. ●●●●

12.10 TOTP2 (R,S). Hits from yesteryear. 1.10 Film: The Children (S) (2008). Horror, starring Eva Birthistle. ●●● 2.30 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

Saturday 27 Television Guide

12.25 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service.

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12.20 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (R,S). With Lionel Richie, Nick Grimshaw, Jessie J and Ella Eyre. 1.20 Film: Hot Rod (S,HD) (2007). Comedy, starring Andy Samberg. ●● 2.45 Homeland (R,S,HD). Brody embarks on a high-stakes mission. 3.35 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Omnibus. Nico is suspicious as Sienna remains missing. 5.50 NFL: Rush Zone (S,HD).

12.10 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Age Gap Love: He’s 70, She’s 37. 4.00 House Doctor (R,S). 4.25 Make It Big (R,S). 4.50 Make It Big (R,S). 5.15 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.25 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.35 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.40 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.50 Roary the Racing Car (R,S).

12.15 12.45 (1995). Sandle (R,S,HD Two an 2.45 Te shoppi (HD).

In your newspaper today Saturday’s paper contains a wealth of features, as well as extended news coverage from the region. Our bumper Westcountry Life section is packed with stories from all over the South West. Westcountry Homes, our property round-up of the best homes for sale across the region. Visit www.westernmorningnews.co.uk for more details or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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11.20 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). The most popular internet videos of all time.

12.05 The Football League Show (S). Highlights of the latest games in the Championship, League One and League Two. 1.25 Weather for the Week Ahead (S). 1.30 BBC News (S,HD).

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6.00 Restoring England’s Heritage (S). 6.30 Flog It! (R,S). Making a profit at auction.

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STRICTLY COME DANCING 7pm, BBC1

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6.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). 9.05 Coronation Street (S,HD). 11.35 The X Factor (R,S,HD). 12.35 The Xtra Factor (R,S,HD). 1.05 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 3.35 Film: Valiant (S,HD) (2005). Computeranimated adventure, with the voice of Ewan McGregor. ●●● 5.15 Film: Nanny McPhee (S,HD) (2005). Period fantasy, starring Emma Thompson. ●●●

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7.20 Evan Almighty (S,HD) (2007). God recruits a politician to build an ark and save the world’s animals from an impending cataclysm. Comedy sequel to Bruce Almighty, starring Steve Carell and Morgan Freeman. Including FYI Daily. ●●●

9.20 The Xtra Factor (S,HD). 10/32. Behind the scenes of the auditions. 9.50 The Job Lot (R,S,HD). 1/6. The staff recover from a night out celebrating Trish’s divorce.

6.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S,HD). 6.25 Make It or Break It (R,S,HD). 7.10 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD). 8.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 9.00 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 11.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 12.30 Melissa & Joey (R,S,HD). 1.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 2.30 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S,HD). 3.30 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 4.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 5.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

11.00 The X Factor (R,S,HD). 10/22. The six-chair challenge continues.

12.15 The Xtra Factor (R,S,HD). 12.45 Film: Billy Madison (S) (1995). Comedy, starring Adam Sandler. ●●● 12.50 Plebs (R,S,HD). 1.15 Plebs (R,S,HD). 2.20 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 2.45 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.45 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

Sky1

6.00 All Aboard: East Coast Trains (R,S,HD). 7.00 Inside RAF Brize Norton (R,S,HD). 8.00 The Fantasy Football Club. 9.00 The F1 Show (HD). 10.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 WWE Superstars (HD). 1.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). 3.00 Harrow: A Very British School (R,S,HD). 5.00 Twin Towns (S).

MARGIN CALL 10.30pm, BBC2

Premiere. An executive dismissed from an investment bank leaks news of an impending crisis, which soon spreads throughout the company.

GOLD

7.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 9.30 Goodnight Sweetheart (S). 11.25 Jeeves and Wooster (S). 1.50 Porridge: Inside Out (S). Life after the sitcom. 2.50 Last of the Summer Wine (S). Featurelength episode. Compo and Clegg meet retired headmaster Seymour. 4.45 Only Fools and Horses (S). A retired jeweller offers Del-Boy the deal of a lifetime.

Sky Sports 1

6.00 Sporting Greats (S). 6.30 Ringside (HD). 7.30 Barclays Premier League Preview (HD). 8.00 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 9.00 Game Changers (HD). 10.00 Soccer AM (HD). 12.00 Football’s Greatest Players (S). 12.30 Live SPFL Football (HD). 3.00 Football Freestyler (HD). 3.30 GP Heroes (S,HD). 4.30 Darts Gold (S,HD). 4.45 Live Ford Saturday Night Football

END OF WATCH 9.15pm, Channel 4

Premiere. Two Los Angeles cops get in over their heads when they stumble on evidence that could bring down a drug cartel.

BBC3

7.00 World’s Craziest Fools (R,S). Internet clips and home video footage, presented by Mr T. 7.30 Great Movie Mistakes (R,S). Blunders in Hollywood films. 8.30 Top Gear (R,S,HD). Testdriving cars in Romania. 9.30 Bad Education (R,S,HD). 10.00 Comedy Fest Live 2014 (R,S,HD). Part one of two. Stand-up from the Festival Fringe, presented by Kevin Bridges. 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.20 Family Guy (R,S). 11.40 Family Guy (R,S).

Men Behaving Badly, 9pm

Live Football, 4.45pm

7.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (R,S,HD). 2/6. Ashley travels to Worthing to help a group of traffic wardens.

7.00 Yes Minister (S). 3/7. 7.40 Yes Minister (S). 4/7. Hacker faces a challenge.

8.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 16/17. Penny plans a party for Leonard. 8.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 14/17. Leonard decides to change his ways.

8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo (R,HD). 4/7. Lee Mack is joined by actress and presenter Denise Van Outen, comedian Jason Manford and broadcaster Richard Madeley.

8.20 Steptoe and Son (S). 1/7. Harold writes a magazine article.

12.00 Family Guy (R,S). 12.20 Family Guy (R,S). 12.40 Family Guy (R,S). 1.15 Family Guy (R,S). 1.35 Bad Education (R,S,HD). 2.05 Siblings (R,S,HD). 2.35 Siblings (R,S,HD). 3.05 Siblings (R,S,HD). 3.35 Vodka 8.00 SNF – Game of the Day Diaries (R,S,HD).

9.00 TBA.

9.00 Cheaper By the Dozen (S,HD) (2003). A couple with 12 children plan to make a fresh start in a new town, but nothing goes according to plan. Remake of the 1950 comedy, with Steve Martin, Bonnie Hunt and Piper Perabo. ●●

9.00 Men Behaving Badly (S). 5/7. Gary celebrates his reunion with Dorothy. 9.40 Bottom (S). 4/6. The bachelors hear of a fixed horse race.

The 100, 6.30pm

Duck Quacks Don’t … 8pm

6.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 22/24. Lily and Marshall discuss having children. 6.30 The 100 (R,S,HD). 12/13.

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 1/25. Bart suspects Ned Flanders of murder. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 21/22.

7.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD). 14/22. See Choices Above.

10.50 The Boxtrolls Special (R). Interviews with the voice cast of the animated adventure.

10.20 Celebrity Juice (R,S,HD). 3/11. With guests Dynamo and Eamonn Holmes.

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For his first task back in the field, Jeffords prepares to join Peralta and Boyle on a mission to infiltrate a gym where steroids are being sold illegally, but Peralta begins to have second thoughts about whether the sergeant is ready. Meanwhile, Santiago and Diaz try to determine who has burgled Gina’s flat.

FILM PICKS

Radio 1 6.00am Dev. 10.00 Phil Taggart. 1.00pm Alice Levine. 4.00 Radio 1’s Dance Anthems with Danny Howard. 7.00 MistaJam. 10.00 Charlie Sloth. 1.00am DJ Target. 4.00 Diplo and Friends. Radio 2 6.00am Anneka Rice. 8.00 Sounds of the 60s. 10.00 Graham Norton. 1.00pm Pick of the Pops. 3.00 Steve Lamacq. 6.00 Liza Tarbuck. 8.00 Ana Matronic. 9.00 The Craig Charles Funk and Soul Show. 10.00 Sounds of the 80s. Midnight Paul Sexton. 3.00 Richard Allinson. Radio 3 7.00am Breakfast. 9.00 News. 9.03 CD Review. 12.15pm Music Matters. 1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3

12.00 Road Wars (R,S). Police officers combat vehicle crime. 1.00 Road Wars (R,S). 2.00 Mad Dogs: The Finale (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Cafe (R,S,HD). 3.30 The Cafe (R,S,HD). 4.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S,HD). 5.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S,HD).

Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Saturday Classics. 4.00 Sound of Cinema. 5.00 Jazz Record Requests. 6.15 Opera on 3 – ENO. 9.30 Between the Ears: Time Travelling in Italy – Finding My Religion. 10.00 Hear and Now. Midnight Geoffrey Smith’s Jazz. 1.00 Through the Night. Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 iPM. 6.00 News and Papers. 6.07 Ramblings. 6.30 Farming Today This Week. 6.57 Weather. 7.00 Today. 9.00 Saturday Live. 10.30 The Kitchen Cabinet. 11.00 The Forum. 11.30 From Our Own Correspondent. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Money

Box. Financial news, presented by Paul Lewis 12.30 The Now Show. With Sarah Pascoe 12.57 Weather. 1.00 News. 1.10 Any Questions? Topical discussion from Doncaster, South Yorkshire 2.00 Any Answers? Phone-in responding to Any Questions? 2.30 Saturday Drama: Denmark Hill. By Alan Bennett. Adapted by Honor Borwick 3.30 Goldie the Alchemist. Examining the success of drum and bass 4.00 Weekend Woman’s Hour. Highlights, with by Jane Garvey 5.00 Saturday PM. With Shelagh Fogerty 5.30 iPM. 5.54 Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.15 Loose Ends. With Richard Ayoade, David X Cohen, Holly

7.00 Yellowstone (R). Summer returns to the American national park. 8.00 Hidden Killers: The Edwardian Home (R). Part two of two. Mishaps caused by early electrical equipment. 9.00 Crimes of Passion (HD). An exquisite tale of poisoning unravels after Puck lands a job working for the eccentric Nobel Literature Prize laureate Andreas Hallman. 10.30 Top of the Pops: 1979 (R). An edition first broadcast on September 6, 1979. 11.10 Young Guns Go for It (R). 11.40 Young Guns Go for It (R). 12.10 Horizon: Why Can’t We Predict Earthquakes? (R). 1.10 Yellowstone (R). 2.10 Young Guns Go for It (R). 2.50 Hidden Killers: The Edwardian Home (R).

One to watch

10.20 Harry Enfield and 10.00 SNF – Match Choice Chums (S). 4/6. Stan and (HD). Sarah-Jane Mee Pam flash their cash in presents extended Spain. highlights from the Premier League, allowing viewers to access the latest round of top-flight fixtures.

11.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 11.00 That Mitchell and Webb Look (S). 3/6. (R,S,HD). 15/17. The 14/23. The team Sketches include a clip arrival of Sheldon’s twin investigates the from the first-ever TV sister causes a stir. smuggling of passport broadcast. chips. 11.40 The Thick of It (S). 4/8. 12.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 1.00 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 1.30 Almost Royal (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.30 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 4.00 Glee (R,S,HD). 5.00 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD).

(HD). Sarah-Jane Mee presents a full re-run of the day’s top Premier League match.

BBC4

12.20 Stella Street (S). 12.35 Getting On (S). Kim tries to progress through her training. 1.15 Men Behaving Badly (S). 1.45 Bottom (S). 2.15 Harry Enfield and Chums (S). 2.45 That Mitchell and Webb Look (S). 3.15 The Thick of It (S). 3.45 Stella Street (S). 4.00 Close Johnson, Sophie Ward and Sara Cox 7.00 Profile. Chris Bowlby explores the life and work of a person making the headlines 7.15 Saturday Review. Presented by Tom Sutcliffe 8.00 Archive on 4: Joan Littlewood and the People’s Theatre. The life and work of the influential left-wing theatre director 9.00 Classic Serial: James M Cain’s The Postman Always Rings Twice. By James M Cain. Dramatised by Charlotte Greig 10.00 News and Weather. 10.15 Future Proofing. The implications of creating machines that can match human intelligence 11.00 Counterpoint. Music quiz 11.30 Poetry Please. A selection of verse by female poets from the 19th

11.30 SPFL Highlights (HD). St Mirren v Celtic.

Sailing World Championships (1pm BBC 1)

12.00 SNF – Match Choice (HD). Extended highlights from the Premier League. 1.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 1.45 Football Gold (S,HD). 2.00 SNF – Match Choice (HD). Extended highlights from the Premier League. 3.30 SNF – Match Choice (HD). 5.00 Ringside (HD). and 20th centuries Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 The Time Being. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast. Radio 5 Live 5.00am 5 Live Science. 6.00 Saturday Breakfast. 9.00 The Ryder Cup. 2.00pm The Ryder Cup. 6.00 6-0-6. 8.00 Saturday Edition. 10.00 Stephen Nolan. 1.00am Up All Night. Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 Alan Titchmarsh. Noon Nicholas Owen. 3.00 Alexander Armstrong. 5.00 Saturday Night at the Movies. 7.00 Alex James’s Date Night. 9.00 The New Releases Show. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Lucy Coward.

Lasers, Radials, 470s, 49ers and other light craft have been battling it out off the coast of Santander in Northern Spain all week long in the Sailing World Championships. Top helmsmen from all over the world are competing in different heats, facing stiff competition and challenging conditions (light winds, killer). Today is your chance to catch up on the excitement and, with Ben Ainslie now retired from Olympic events, to spot the next new Brit talent on its way up through the ranks. This contest, run by the International Sailing Federation (ISAF), is the principal qualification event for the Olympics, and its events and equipment is the same as will be used in Rio 2016.

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My life man and boy

School daze Phil Goodwin takes son James, four, to Big School he first day at school is billed as one of life’s great milestones. A mini coming-of-age when youngsters are decked out in grown-up clothes for the first time and sent out to make their way in the big, bad world. I am not so sure. If you ask me, it’s a much bigger deal for the parents. I, for one, can barely remember anything of my first day at Windleshaw Infants, let alone recall any trepidation I felt at being prised from my mother and flung into enforced communal activities. But perhaps it wasn’t that big a deal? Your average toddler has been institutionalised one way or the other since the maternity leave ran out. I was deposited with strangers long before school age, crying all the way in the car, according to mum. Similarly, my lad was in the nursery at six months, so most of the weeping and clinging onto trouser legs - and the wiping of parental tears was done and dusted long ago. In fact, young James has actually been at the ‘new’ school for a year, in the nursery group, so for us the trauma was non-existent. For his part, he saw it as an annoyance at worst, being dragged away from a summer of play and his growing collection of toys. I wasn’t a massive fan of school myself, back in the day - a strict religious education at the hands of the Catholic brothers in the brutal days of corporal punishment does that to a young soul. Still, seeing the boy smartly dressed in his uniform made me realise how fast the years had passed. And to be honest, the clothes you need to buy just to comply with the dress code seem a bit over the top for children so young. But there he was, resplendent in his grey, black and white M&S clobber and cheerfully ready to go. However, on the short trip to school, I realised there were other parents not

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quite so fortunate. Just a few yards down from the front gates a glamorous young mother was attempting to persuade her son to enter. She was using all her motherly skills to soothe the boy’s nerves and reassure him that there was nothing to fear. Unfortunately, both his hands were attached firmly to the school fence, his knuckles white, his little face a picture of despair. As I guided my boy around this noisy show of defiance, the woman began to peel her son off the bars, finger by finger. He was hysterical. She was not having a good day. In the classroom things weren’t much better. A boy was c r y i n g loudly and clinging, apelike, to his mum. I didn’t recognise him from the pre-school group so he must have been totally new to the school. Eventually, the teacher took over and left the poor mum to walk out as the wailing got even louder. I felt for both of them, though they do say the crying stops when you leave. Meanwhile, my son clearly a seasoned veteran - was calmly digging into the new toys. Having tired of the nursery’s toddler-friendly dinosaurs and farmyard creatures, he has long coveted the more grown-up playthings of Reception Class – number one being the giant box of Lego there. Not wanting just to dump him and flee, I joined in. We began the makings of a boat while another

boy opted to make a forest. It was fairly chaotic in there with three teachers, maybe 30 kids and we few lingering parents. Just as I was plotting my departure, he tapped me on the arm. For some reason, he has taken to whispering important things of late. “I think it is time for you to go,” he spoke softly into my ear. It was indeed.

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