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Inside this week...

WEST IN PICTURES Raccoons and races

From the editor

Coconuts - all they are cracked up to be?

TALKING POINTS Girl comics and happy days

It’s a rich harvest...

How long would you wait to fulfil your heart’s desire? For Plymouth’s Kate Leadbeater it took 20 years and £35,000 of treatment before she finally gave birth to beautiful baby Sophia in May this year. We catch up with one very happy 45-year-old new mum on page 10. It’s a heartwarming story and well worth the read. Inspirational women abound in this part of the world and Tanya Brittain is certainly one of them. She arrived in Cornwall to do a shortterm marketing post in a pasty company, fell in love with the county and decided to stay. Not content with earning a living and raising her two children, Tanya also heads up a fabulous music festival in her new home town of Looe. As she says, it is all about making a contribution to your community (page 14). Harvest time is here and our TV chef Tim Maddams has so many tomatoes in his greenhouse he almost doesn’t know what to do with them. Fortunately, he knows a great recipe for homemade ketchup (page 28). And if you are feeling creative, we have five pairs of tickets to win for the forthcoming Stitching, Sewing and Hobbycrafts Show (September 25-28, Westpoint, Exeter). Why not send us an email (see page 7) and see if you can win some?

THE WISH LIST

MAYBE BABY POWER WOMAN GARDENING

MODERN MANORS Kishanda Fulford is on fire - literally

OFF THE ROAD Our girl tries the new Jeep Cherokee

Anne Swithinbank on spring bulbs

TOTALLY TOMATO Tim Maddams makes ketchup

Bringing music to Cornwall

EATING OUT The prettiest places to have a meal

One mum’s 20-year struggle to conceive

SAFARI STYLE Fashion with a hint of the wild

Win craft show tickets worth £18

WELLBEING & BEAUTY

TV GUIDE Seven days of what to watch

MAN & BOY Phil Goodwin gets into a pickle online

COVER IMAGE: STEVEN HAYWOOD

MEET THE TEAM Becky Sheaves, Editor

Gillian Molesworth

Kathryn Clarke-McLeod

Catherine Barnes

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Leading man: Harry Neale and friend at Holsworthy and Stratton Show Health check: Baby red panda cubs get their two-month onceover from the vet at Paradise Park, Hayle

in pictures Tea time: Julie Critchmoor and Della Charter celebrate a new tearoom opening at their care home in Mannamead

Giddy heights: Crewman Ben Ransom shows he doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t suffer from vertigo at the Tall Ships Regatta in Falmouth

Little nippers: Harriet Rowse helps out at Newlyn Fish Fair

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talking points Give a little

Honey bee

1 Two rare Princess Diana Beanie Babies

2 1906 book on Parliamentary debates, December 11 to December 21

3 A vintage Matchbox Battlekings toy tank transporter

4 A rare Kew Gardens minted 50 pence piece

5 An old and rare wing cutter used for fish

6 Limited edition print by David Shepherd

7 An early 20th century German Torsion Brass clock

8 Handmade Land Rover peddal car

9 Old brass sundial on a slate

10 flower honeys from around the world

1 British Heather 2 New Zealand Manuka 3 Tunisian pine 4 Tasmanian leatherwood 5 Californian avocado 6 New England blueberry 7 Australian eucalyptus 8 French lavender 9 Greek orange blossom 10 Spanish sunflower

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10 Rare metal Chad Valley toy iron

The happy list

Funny girls

10 things to make you smile this week 1 Chocolate auburn THE colour for hair this autumn

2 The Big Food Show Coming to Exeter’s Westpoint on October 24-26. Yum!

3 New shoes now is the time 4 UB40 on stage at Heartlands What’s in a name? 10 muchmissed comics – just for girls.

1 Judy 2 Penny 3 Bunty 4 Mandy 5 Princess Tina 6 Diana 7 June 8 Jackie 9 Misty 10 Tammy

Gillian Molesworth

Story of my life...

Ten quirky donations handed in to Children’s Hospice South West charity shops

Festival, Redruth, September 12-14, plus Stereo MCs

5 False eyelashes these days, they stay on, too

6 Fish festival next weekend on Newquay’s quayside

7 Croquet lessons lots of fun and it’s still dry enough

8 Urban bees have inspired a new art show in Yard Gallery, Exeter, on now

9 Example playing Plymouth Pavilions on October 30

10 Fake fur kind, and cosy

Pets are good for kids, but what about parents? wning pets is great for kids. They love to interact with animals up close. They learn about responsibility. They get to show off to their friends. For the parents it can be enjoyable too – except: WHEN PETS GO WRONG. Dun dun duuuuun….. Anyone who has owned an animal has had to deal with probbing out an 80 litre tank and its lems – and somehow, these only scum-crusted filters with a brush happen when you’re in a mad and hose. You can’t even make panic to do something else. You’re the kids do it because the task refive minutes late to catch the train, quires real muscle. you’ve thrown all your work stuff While the tank was drainin the car and have just sprinted ing we went to pick up Freddy’s back to get your phone charger stick insects (billed as low mainwhen suddenly you see your cat tenance pets – all they need is limping off trailing a leg behind brambles and moist paper towel) it, and then it hides in a bush and from a friend. Lo and behold, the refuses to be caught for two hours. eggs which he had been careOr, your guests fully misting with have just shown water for months up when the dog had hatched. We regurgitates somewere suddenly the You find yourself thing unspeakable proud parents of driving hours in the middle of the 16 stick babies, to the only room, usually next which no doubt to someone else’s will soon outsmall rodent small child. Or, the grow their makespecialist in a hamster contracts shift Tupperware 70 mile radius, a rare kidney dishome, and/or ease and you find begin eating each rather than see yourself driving other. tearstained faces hours to the only What the bejesmall rodent spezus am I going to cialist in a 70 mile do with them all? radius rather than lying to the They grow to as big as your hand, tear-stained faces back home. fertilise their own eggs and exWe have a big tank of fish, which crete copiously. Freddy couldn’t we inherited recently from a friend even keep a tank for two properly whose daughter went away to hygienic – I threatened calling the school. From being complete nonRSPCI (for insects) on him once. fish owners we were plunged into We have muddled through with the deep end. When we returned the stick insect tribe, for now – from holiday the tank needed a just in time for an important week complete cleanout. of work for us both. But as I was When you’re half unpacked, heading out the door in my smart jetlagged and have 47 phone mesclothes and five minutes late, I sages to listen to, that’s exactly spotted a puddle of water under when you want to be standing in the fish tank. That wasn’t… a crack the yard in your wellies, scrubin the glass, was it? Oh, Lord….

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Cuddles Edward Bear and Little Ted £40, Early Learning Centre

SWEET Squirrel card £2.50 White Stuff

C’mon, baby...

DEVON’S BEST

Kimono £65 Miss Selfridge

Handmade ottoman from Exeter, covered with Harris tweed £595 www.lanahome.co.uk

The wish List West’s top picks for spending your time and money this week

Just jammin’ Cute pots for making your own this harvest £2.99 Darts Farm, Topsham

Boutique of the Week The Real McCoy Exeter’s longest running retro destination is a real Aladdin’s cave. Head here for fab vintage fashion in a sassy atmosphere. The store celebrated its recent 30th birthday with a new-look layout and expanded range of jewellery, furniture and art. 21 McCoy’s Arcade, Fore Street, Exeter www.therealmccoy.co.uk

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Wish list Muddy, moi? Microfibre dog bag £19.95 www. cuckooland.co.uk

Clock on

Funny lady Dawn French, Queen of British comedy and proud Plymothian, is appearing at Truro’s Hall for Cornwall on October 3 and 5 as part of her first ever solo tour. The new show, based on her life and career, is called 30 Million Minutes. To book, call 01872 262466 or visit www.hallforcornwall.co.uk

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We love Cath Kidston’s new printway Cups £42.50, teapot £30 Cath Kidston

Get crafty The Stitching, Sewing & Hobbycrafts Show takes place at Westpoint, Exeter from 25-28 September 2014 This fabulous show has more than 180 exhibitors with the very latest products, ideas and innovations from the crafting world.

Win! We have FIVE pairs of tickets to win for the show, worth £18 a pair. CLASSIC Made-in-Devon tweed chair £1,495 www.lanahome.com

HOW TO ENTER To enter, send your contact details to westmag@westernmorningnews.co.uk by Friday September 19. Visit www. ichfevents.co.uk or call 01425 277988. 7

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HOW TO WEAR IT:

Country Chic Kathryn Clarke-Mcleod dresses for the great outdoors can’t really get away off this look. Use the space between with calling this one your crisp shirt and your textured a trend. Especially in coat to express a bit of personality. these parts. But hear I opted for clean nautical stripes, me out. I’m relatively but bright pops of colour and even new to the area, and going about embellishment and other artwork my business in a farm shop or on a look fantastic peeking out (think beach, I’ve noticed a certain ‘look’ swallow motifs or an appliqued that is unmistakably horse). Westcountry. Wellies aren’t just It speaks of a pony for the farm either. or three at home, Remember to keep Quilting was big outings to music your jeans slimnews at Paris festivals, and being fitting when wearthe mother of two ing them tucked in. fashion week children who look Got a lunch date, and has been a like they have just and wellies won’t stepped straight out cut it? Dig out a pair perennial love of of the Boden cataof tan suede ankle the country set logue. How I have boots and pair with envied these thora printed dress or for years oughbreds! I've been skinny jeans and too nervous to try elevate the look just and recreate their enough for a meal style myself, though, worried that out. The ultimate accessory? The I would look more bumpkin than outdoors itself. Take a long walk belle. And then Joules opened in over the moors or along the coast Princesshay, Exeter, as well as path - you’ll look good as you go. Sidmouth in East Devon. Cue an inspired shopping trip, and a trip onto Dartmoor wearing the results. Here’s what I’ve learnt. Keep classy staples as your base. This crisp white shirt I'm wearing is the perfect starting point for any outfit, and lends a sophisticated edge to this relaxed aesthetic. Proof that practical and pretty can co-exist. Another tip? Consider quilting. It was big news at the AW14 fashion week in Paris, and has been a perennial love of the country set for years. If there was ever a season to embrace the soft luxury of these stitched jackets, this is it. Look for fun details wherever possible. It adds depth to your outfit and this in turn whispers of quality. This premium quilted jacket from Joules I'm wearing in marine navy has a floral lining that made me want to artfully position CREW myself for the breeze to catch it CLOTHING whenever possible. Forres navy Layering is also key to pulling jacket £100

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WOMENS CLASSIC SHIRT, CHALK Joules, £39.95 WOMENS COTTON TOP, NAVY BRETON STRIPE Joules, £24.95

WOMENS PREMIUM QUILTED JACKET, MARINE NAVY Joules, £109.00 JOULES FIELD WELLY Joules £34.95

CATH KIDSON Autumn bloom cap sleeve dress £70

CREW CLOTHING Kingley jacket £135

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People KATE LEADBEATER

Baby hunger Plymouth’s Kate Leadbeater, 45, fought for more than two decades to become a mother. Now, after seemingly endless heartbreak and loss, she is the very proud mum of Sophia, as Catherine Barnes discovers

By Catherine Barnes

our months old and utterly adorable, Sophia Nesbitt has the most beguiling of gummy smiles. Her eyelids become heavier and heavier during my chat with mum Kate over coffee. Yet just when you think she’ll surely nod off, they pop back open. It’s as though she doesn’t want to miss a single thing that her mother says or does. And Kate feels the same. After all, it took her 20 long years of struggle to have Sophia - a struggle that took in two failed marriages, miscarriages and heartbreak. But finally, when hope was almost lost, Kate gave birth this year to Sophia - her first child - at the age of 45. “The second she was born, it was like she had been waiting to come. It’s been such a long journey getting here and motherhood is just the best feeling in the world,” says Kate. “I’d imagined holding my own baby in my arms so many times,. But when it actually happened, it was as though my broken heart had instantly mended.” Sophia was born this spring in Plymouth’s Derriford Hospital weighing a healthy 7lb 8oz. Kate lives and runs a bootcamp fitness business in Plymouth with her third husband Mark Nesbitt, 50. Her quest for a baby started many years ago, when she married her first husband at the age of 26. In the early stages of her marriage, Kate assumed that a baby would simply come along. But it was not to be. Worse: Kate’s unexplained infertility led to her marriage breaking down. “My then husband just couldn’t comprehend how getting pregnant was so important to me,” she remembers. “By this stage, my friends were getting mar-

ried and pregnant and it made me realise my husband and I just weren’t connecting. He couldn’t deal with what was happening.” The couple divorced and, aged 30, Kate met and married her second husband: “We instantly started trying for a baby and I did get pregnant,” she says. “I felt so happy and remember thinking, great, perhaps there’s nothing wrong with me after all. But I had a miscarriage at about six or seven weeks. I was distraught. “There was no known cause. It would have been better to have known why, then there would have been something to address. I’d feel so angry when I saw how some people bring up their kids without love or care. And I felt so helpless.” Once again, the stress affected her relationship. “It was a case of ‘It’s 3.30 and I’m ovulating. Let’s have sex now!’” she laughs. “Infertility changes a relationship as you end up being so disappointed every month. Something that should be healthy and happy becomes negative and wrong.” Aged 35, Kate decided to try IVF at a top private clinic in London. In all, she was to spend £35,000 on her fertility treatment, taking out loans and, eventually, selling her beauty salon to cover the costs. The process was gruelling and intensive; involving trips to London for scans, blood tests and hormone injections. Her first IVF pregnancy ended in a miscarriage and the next ended in the cruellest of ways: a routine scan revealed that twins, a boy and girl, had died at 14 weeks. “I’d been scanned three days before and everything was fantastic. I remember the consultant looking at the monitor and turning it away from me. There was no heartbeat. “I just felt disbelief but I had to deal with it quietly and on my own. My husband couldn’t support me - there was no hugging, nor even the comfort of talking about it. With hindsight there was no time 11

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to grieve; it was back on the fertility drugs and within three months, I was pregnant again. Even sadder, Kate’s third IVF baby was a girl, but a scan revealed she had a plethora of major health problems. “I asked the doctor at the scan: what would you do? I’ll never forget her reply. She said, I don’t think you’re going to have to make a decision. It will be made for you” Indeed, 16 weeks into her pregnancy, the longed-for baby died in the womb. Feeling understandably low, Kate and her husband went on holiday. “His way of dealing with things was to go out and have fun. I don’t blame him for that, but I just wanted to be cuddled and told everything would be alright. We were in such totally different places.” It was shortly after their return that her husband broke his leg in an accident. Then he left Kate for a ‘friend’ who paid solicitous visits to their home when he was laid up. “I’ve always laughed and thought : Of course you’d know they’re having an affair, when I read that kind of story,” she says. “But within three weeks he’d left me - his leg was still in plaster. It was another body blow for Kate. “I don’t think I’d properly grieved for the babies I’d lost until my marriage was over and by then, I felt so low. Although my family was there for me, I just felt so lonely. I remember thinking, I’m nearly 40, with no husband, no business, no children and I’d had to sell my home. I felt a complete failure.”

Not long after the split, Kate was told by doctors that she had a good chance of qualifying for IVF on the NHS. “I had to say, I’m really sorry, but I don’t have a husband anymore,” she remembers. “A good male friend even offered to be a sperm donor which I did consider. But felt I needed to be in a relationship to have a baby.” In order to give herself some breathing space, Kate booked herself onto a boot camp in Devon: “A friend of mine suggested it. She was spot on – I loved it. So much so that I decided to apply for a job with the company who ran the holidays. And that’s where I met Mark.” He was to be her third husband. Indeed, the romance began in a bleak dormitory on a survival weekend on a Welsh mountain. “It was real back to basics stuff, not exactly luxurious!” she says. “But when he looked at me, his eyes sparkled and my heart missed a beat. We got on instantly.” Within six months, Kate had relocated permanently to Plymouth with Mark, with whom she now runs their own fitness business based at the Royal William Yard in the city. Mark already had a grown up son, but nevertheless he was keen for Kate to begin trying for a baby. Now aged forty and considered ‘too old’ for IVF on the NHS, the couple took out a loan to fund the £5,000 cost of fertility treatment. But the pregnancy they’d hoped for didn’t happen. “Mark was super and very pragmatic and so we

‘I thought: I’m nearly 40 with no husband, no business, no children. I’m a total failure’

tried again. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve seriously questioned the morality of spending thousands on IVF when there are so many children that need homes. But you just want that something that other people have and being childless made me feel so empty.” One family member who advised Kate never to give up was her niece, Hannah. It was she who also urged Kate to marry Mark, shortly before she embarked on gap year travels two years ago. “She said, he’s the one you should have met years ago – you have to keep trying,” says Kate. Heartbreakingly, the vibrant and lovely 21year old was killed in America in a hit and run accident, leaving the whole family bereft. In a rollercoaster of emotions, soon afterwards Kate discovered she was pregnant, and Mark proposed marriage to her. Understandably, Kate felt pangs of fear that the loss of this baby could be one sadness too much for a family that still was grieving for Hannah. Yet despite worrying bleeds in the first months of her pregnancy, at 20 weeks, things settled down. The couple married on March 1 this year and on April 29 Kate was on the maternity ward. Sophia finally arrived at last in the small hours of May 2 this year. It is a moment in time that still makes Kate’s voice break and eyes well up. “Mark and I couldn’t hear her cry, but they reassured us – it’s okay. And when they told us it was a little girl, that’s when we both cried. “I hope that when she starts her own family she doesn’t have to go through the same pain that I endured to get her here,” says Kate. Meanwhile, Sophia, who has been good as gold throughout the interview, begins to make it clear it’s dinner time. “But the whole experience makes her so precious - I wouldn’t change any of it. After all, we got there in the end.”

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Interview

Tanya Brittain

Power woman

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By Gillian Molesworth

anya Brittain used to live in the fast lane, working as a marketing director for the food giant Samworth Brothers, which owns - among other things - Ginsters, the pasty company. And so it was that Tanya was ‘re-located’ to Cornwall in 2006 to work with Ginsters. With her two children Poppy and Monty just starting school, Tanya put down roots in the fishing village of Looe. And when her Samworth contract came to an end, Tanya decided to stay. “I’m a Yorkshire lass but I’d visited Looe for family holidays as a child. Over the years I’d strengthened my connection with the town with regular weekend diving trips. “When I got the chance to relocate here I jumped at it - and stayed. My children were just about to start school so it was the ideal time to move and make a new, better life for ourselves.” Tanya took on freelance marketing work that she could fit in around her children’s schedules. Somehow, she also found time to write and perform folk music inspired by Cornwall, and to help organise the fledgling Looe Music Festival – now a charity of which she is the director. Tanya, 48, laughs when I ask her if it feels like too much. “Completely,” she says, her vowels still round with her native Yorkshire “o”. “Especially at this time of year, when I’m running on a few hours’ sleep a night. But it is really wonderful when it all gets underway.” Since its 2011 inception, the festival has grown tenfold – this year boasts an impressive lineup of 114 different acts over one weekend (Friday September 19 - Sunday September 21), featuring more than 100 performers. It’s a massive juggling act for Tanya, but one she relishes. With a big centre stage and both ticketed and free musical events underway all

over the town, Looe is transformed. Visitors flock in the thousands. Local volunteers pull together to do everything from manning the box office to picking up litter. “It’s a community event, and that’s really important,” says Tanya. “All the profit gets invested in next year’s show. We do a lot of collaboration with local businesses – we don’t provide any food, for example. Instead, we encourage people to eat in town. Visitors stay in B&Bs and self-catering accommodation.” With Tanya at the helm, it’s no surprise the festival knows its market: people aged 30-55 who love music, but prefer a comfortable B&B to a tent. Last year, the event attracted a £1.8 million consumer spend in ticket sales. “It makes a big differ-

ence in the off season – it might mean that a local business survives the winter,” says Tanya. Tanya herself is an accomplished musician. “When I was a child, an old lady who lived next door taught me to play music,” she explains. “I used to play the organ, and in fact I used to play at the working men’s clubs back home – I was even a resident organist for a while. “In the 90s I worked as a session musician on keyboards. I’ve always been involved with music somehow.” If you want to get involved, the Looe festival offers lots of opportunities to interact with the stars: you might queue next to the band members of Squeeze when you’re buying fish and chips, or sit near the Brand New Heavies in the pub. 15

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“The performers really enjoy coming to the Looe Music Festival, we’ve had great feedback from them,” says Tanya. “Rather than other gigs when they’re hopping in and out, they tend to stay for the weekend. So they’re in holiday mode.” When it started out, the festival was mainly about folk and punk music, but since then it’s gone in lots of different directions. “It’s not the type of festival where you’re going to be sat on the grass drinking cider. You need high energy music to keep people moving. “It’s really important to have different acts 16

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as well, and not keep repeating one successful formula the way some festivals do. We aim for a ratio of 75 per cent new names every year – we want to give people a reason to keep coming back. Also we feature local musicians, and help give them exposure.” “It’s been really great for me to get back to the music, and be reminded, ‘This is what you love doing,’” says Tanya. And what act is she especially excited to see this year? “I do like a bagpipe,” she says, so she’ll be listening to the Red Hot Chilli Pipers, who played at the opening ceremony of the

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A brief history of the Looe Music Festival 2010: A volunteer committee with big dreams of an annual music festival starts meeting once a week in the pub to put together a programme (mainly folk) and share responsibilities 2011: The first Looe Music Festival takes place. Around 1200 people attend, mainly local. Many more volunteers come forward to help make the event a success 2012: The Looe Music Festival becomes a formal charity, with new branding and marketing strategy. Tanya Brittain (left) is the director, with several of the original organisers on the board. The festival attracts 5,000 visitors and proves a success, despite terrible weather conditions – including a force eight gale

Commonwealth Games. It all sounds fun, but a bit frantic. I ask what keeps her going when the stress levels get high for the event. “I’ve always been brought up to do my civic duty, and this event is really important for Looe,” she says. “It’s also about sharing culture. I think Looe has a bit of a bucket and spade reputation left over from the eighties, and it’s important to show there’s more going on here.” Read more about the Looe Music Festival on www. looemusic.co.uk and hear Tanya’s music on www. soundcloud.com.

2013: Audience expands to 6,500 ticket buyers – there is also more free entertainment offered to provide something for everyone. Feedback is positive from performers and crowds alike 2014: With headliners Squeeze, Frank Turner & the Sleeping Souls, and The Brand New Heavies, this year’s event is expected to attract 9,000 audience members – which is about right, says Tanya. “We want it to be an intimate occasion and there are only so many people Looe can hold!” she says.

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Now is the time to be planting spring bulbs, says Anne Swithinbank, expert panellist on Radio 4’s Gardeners’ Question Time y Saturday job while at school was in a local pet and garden shop in Kent. Back in the 1970’s, garden centres were in their infancy, there were no ‘sheds’ and proper shops flourished. This is where everyone came for their pet foods, tropical fish, bedding plants and bulbs. I looked forward to the bulb boxes arriving in September and having only really come across daffodils, crocus and hyacinth, found the unusual kinds a revelation. The large, foxy-smelling crown imperials (Fritillaria imperialis) were especially mes-

merising and I wanted to see their tall stems of orange flowers capped by green bracts as badly as the next girl wanted the latest Donny Osmond single. The three fat bulbs were soon planted 15cm/6in deep into the stony soil of our back garden, where they settled to bloom every year. Books often say you should plant crown imperial bulbs on their sides, especially in heavier soils but good cultivation of the whole area, adding plenty of well-rotted compost and grit is likely to do more good. Now is a great time to plant most spring flow-

ering bulbs (and alliums – ornamental onions for June and July) because they have time to put their roots down into moist soil still warm from summer. Not only will this benefit next year’s show but enables the bulbs to leaf up well and thoroughly refuel themselves, to bloom again. The ability of bulbs to settle and flower year after year is known as ‘naturalising’ and certainly makes the best of your investment. Planting at a suitable depth is important and, generally, this is three times the depth of the bulb, so it is covered by twice its depth of soil. The bulb is deep enough to withstand cold and allows its roots to search down for water during spring droughts but not so deep that energy is wasted in pushing growth through a vast roof soil. When daffodils come up blind, this is often because they were too high in the ground and hadn’t a deep enough root system to find the water and Look for nutrients they needed during the previous spring when flower buds deciduous should have been forming shrubs and Tulips are the exception, as imagine a they do best from a November

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planting and an earlier planting only leaves them more vulnerable to diseases and frost damage. I start my bulb planting in pots and containers first. For the greenhouse, scented ones like hyacinth and narcissus are a must. The greenhouse is unheated, so I pot the bulbs, leave them outside until I’ve cleared the tomatoes, bring them in and look forward to all that colour and fragrance in February when I’m in there sowing broad beans, onions and summer cabbage. Larger containers are left out on the patio but when the bulbs emerge, they can be moved to more strategic positions. I might plant Hyacinth ‘Carnegie’ into a glazed container, or short Iris reticulata into wide bowls. To save money, make your new potting compost (50:50 John Innes and soilless) go further by mixing it with old, from tomato pots and growing bags. Bulb fibre might seem an obvious choice but this is more for forc-

ing bulbs to flower early for the house, in bowls with no drainage holes. If all you have is one pot, you can layer bulbs, with tulips on the ground floor, daffodils next up, a few hyacinths on top and crocus in the penthouse. They will flower in their turn but can look a bit of a mess, thanks to their foliage, so I prefer one or at most two types per pot. Look for deciduous shrubs and imagine a pool of colour around their bases, then set out bulbs of shorter-growing chionodoxa, scilla and puschkinia about 13cm/5in apart and plant 5cm/2in deep using a trowel, topping with leaf mould or compost. Larger bulbs are best set informally, in groups and they’ll happily push their way up between other plants, for a fabulous spring show.

Anne responds to West reader concerns and queries How can I get my French lavender to come through winter. I end up buying a new one every year.

French lavender or Lavandula stoechas is earlier flowering and longer flowering but more tender than English lavender (L.angustifolia). It is quite distinctive in that the flowers have two purple bracts, like rabbit’s ears, projecting above the flower spike. The foliage has a stronger, less sweet smell than English lavender. A sunny position and really well-drained soil are paramount. I used to be able to plant it out in Surrey but would have trouble in my clay soil here in East Devon. We might have mild weather in the South West but we also have a lot of dew and rain. If you don’t have sandy or gritty soil, your best bet is to keep it in a pot of compost mixed 2 parts to 1 with grit and, if possible, moved under glass for winter.

Anne’s advice for your garden

·B uy a packet of mixed Dutch iris bulbs and plant them along a drill made in your kitchen garden or allotment, so they are 5cm/2in deep and 15cm/6in apart. They’ll make a row of tall flowers for cutting in early summer. · Remove the seed pods from potgrown lilies after they’ve flowered. Continue to water when necessary and allow foliage to die back naturally during the autumn. Move them to a sheltered spot, leave them in their pots and repot if they need it in spring.

Question time with Anne Q

This week’s gardening tips

y peace lily won’t flower. When it was M bought for me, it had several lovely white flowers but there have been no new ones for a year now.

Spathiphyllums are popular house plants because the white flower spathes look so lovely against the rich green foliage. They are durable too and as long as you don’t over water and give them a feed every three weeks while in active growth, they tend to thrive. Their ability to bloom is linked to light levels and I suspect your plant is just a bit too much in the shade. Move it slightly nearer to a window, or to a room where there are no net curtains or blinds and you’ll find it will start again. No harsh light though, which can scorch the leaves.

· Keep an eye on apples and when the odd windfall drops, test fruit by gently lifting and twisting it. If the apple comes away easily with stalk at-

tached, pick those that are ready. Mid season varieties usually keep for a month or so. · Sow lawn seed after soil has been moistened by rain and then drained, so you can tread and rake the surface without making a sticky mess. A firm surface is needed or patches will sink. · Sow turnips for their tops. These are an underused leafy veg but tasty and spicy when wilted down in butter, used as stir fry or steamed. · Plant spring cabbage plants out into a wide drill made in firm soil. Set them 45cm/18in apart for hearted plants or 15cm/6in apart to take two out of three small as greens.

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Interiors Hare butter dish Quail, £7.50

Oven glove £21.99, apron £19.99 Thornback & Peel

Stag handkerchiefs Thornback & Peel £14.99

Rural spirit f anyone should know country into their homes.” chic, it’s the team at the Arundell Traditional British sportsman-style can be dark Arms. This historic hotel in Lifton, and a bit stuffy: think tartan rugs, leather cheson the Devon/Cornwall border, has terfield furniture and hunting prints. been attracting rural enthusiasts But look how Tina’s brightened things up. Don’t for generations. They come for the fishing, the you love this cute hare butter dish from Quail? food, and to immerse themCouldn’t the country gent in your selves in the best of the Britlife do with a set of stag hankies? ish countryside. And what about these rabbit and The Arundell Arms is owned cabbage oven gloves? British sportsby Adam and Tina Fox-EdIf you like to get your Christmas wards. This year, Tina has presents squirrelled away early, man-style can launched a new venture fothere’s also a range of men’s and be a bit dark cussing on interiors. Called women’s accessories. Labrador-print and stuffy but Country & Home, her new handbags, hip flasks, horseshoe photo homeware brand is focused frames and sitting fox bookends. look how Tina’s on country traditions and Tina says: “I have a common-sense apbrightened very much influenced by proach. I buy a product because I like Tina’s own family backit, and work on the basis that my custhings up ground. tomers will like it too. “I grew up riding horses in “Our customers appreciate this, bethe Sussex countryside,” says cause it chimes with their own style Tina. “My father’s family is involved in racing, and way of life.” which is where I get my love of horses. The Arundell Arms does a great line in fly fish“With Country & Home, I wanted to reflect the ing courses, and has a wonderful restaurant, so experiences we offer at our hotel, and use these we reckon Tina’s new Country & Home line is a as my inspiration to source products. Guests great excuse for a short break there. If it’s just come to our hotel to enjoy country pursuits. I the homewares you’re after though, you can buy strive to find products that bring the rustic look them online at www.arundellarmsshop.co.uk.

Plaque £9.99, Manor Reproductions

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Horseshoe door knocker £13.99, Manor Reproductions

Fox door knocker £13.99 Manor Reproductions

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My life

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Kishanda Fulford gets a bargain at auction - or does she... was at a local auction house feeling in one of those rather predatory moods, when a large silver plated rose bowl went up for grabs. The dealers did not want it. Hurrah. However, no one was very impressed with my £12 purchase when I got home so I put the bowl in our holiday cottage. I thought guests arriving at the cottage would be impressed with this shiny antique filled with fruit. It definitely added a certain tone to the rustic kitchen table. Later I decided to rob the holiday cottage of the silver plated bowl and brought it back home with the intention that it would, somehow, make its way to Barcelona, where my daughter is going to live. In the meantime, I plonked it on the window seat in my sitting room. At some point, as it was an empty bowl, I put my make-up bag in it for convenience. Although quite what the ‘convenience’ was I cannot now quite think? There, it harmlessly sat. On Saturday morning I took a cup of tea upstairs, and had a bath – with bubbles. I came down later and when I entered the kitchen I smelled smoke. A really nasty, burning smoke. My husband was reading the papers. As is usual in these circumstances, I was slow on the uptake. I opened all the windows and doors to let the smoke out, at which point my husband glanced up from the paper and said, ‘Oh the bowl caught fire’. The bowl? How could a bowl go on fire? But it had. The sun was at such a point that its rays had come through our wonky Tudor panes of glass and hit the back of the silver plated bowl. The reflected sunrays then set fire to my make -up bag. Next to this was a wicker basket filled with papers ready to be ‘filed’… they too would have gone up in flames if no one had been in the

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room at the time. My husband told me that he had grabbed a jug of water, extinguished the flames in the bowl, and went back to his reading matter – without even bothering to open a window to let the smoke out. Paranoia then set in. I went around the house making sure that there were no mirrors facing a window, and put any object on which rays could

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I smelled smoke. A really nasty, burning smoke. My husband was reading the papers bounce off in to a dark corner. Incidentally, it is thought the fire which burned 17th century Sydenham House almost to the ground a couple of years ago was started by the low winter sun reflecting off a mirror which set the curtains on fire. We have been more fortunate. The only other time we have had a fire in the house was when our Aga caught light, in the days before smoke alarms. At about three in the morning our dog, who luckily slept in our room, began to bark and bark. Eventually we got up to discover smoke was drifting out of the kitchen. Our bedroom, at the time, was the opposite end of the house from the kitchen so imagine how thankful we were that our dog alerted us to the danger. None of our house guests woke up as firemen, fully suited and

booted with torches, went in to each bedroom. We, though, were up all night as the firemen ensured the fire had not spread to other chimneys which are horizontally connected. I later told my daughter about the silver- plated bowl incident and she replied, ‘Imagine if I had had that bowl in Barcelona with all that sunlight. How terrifying.’ She is right. As everyone in Barcelona, it seems, has a dog, I am tempted to encourage her to get one. They are the best smoke alarms. The silver-plated bowl is now consigned to a north-facing lavatory. PS. A parcel delivery company has just delivered to the house. We have had a problem with delivery vans speeding through our farmyard, which I politely pointed out to the nice driver. He said, ‘Don’t worry, we won’t be delivering anything tomorrow as it is Sunday, unless you have ordered something from Fortnum and Mason.’ ‘What?’ I said. ‘Yes,’ he replied, ‘Fortnum and Mason is the only company which insists on deliveries every day of the week.’ ‘Well,’ I commented, ‘I don’t expect that makes much difference to you, then.’ ‘You would be surprised – I do lots of deliveries on Sundays.’ So who is ordering from Fortnums? If you see a delivery van at your neighbour’s house on a Sunday, I would ask yourself to dinner. Kishanda Fulford lives in Great Fulford, Dunsford, Devon. The house dates back to Norman times and has been continuously occupied by the Fulford family for more than 800 years.

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Wellbeing

Coconut craze Are coconuts as good as they’re cracked up to be? ou’d be hard pushed to venture into a supermarket or health food shop without spotting this year’s much heralded superfood – the coconut. If the latest claims are to be believed it can cure everything from heart disease to Alzheimer’s. But should we buy into the hype? Dietician Sophie Claessens of wellbeing website Vavista.com unpicks the truth from the hype.

Coconut water: The juice found in the middle of

CRUNCH

a cracked coconut is now marketed as a highly hydrating fluid. It has less sugar than fruit juices and includes minerals such as potassium, sodium, magnesium and calcium. These properties are great as a post-workout drink if you’ve only been doing moderate exercise, but there isn’t enough protein or carbohydrate if you’re undergoing vigorous exercise of over an hour. Sophie says: “Ultimately, coconut water contains calories – do you need these? If you’re drinking purely for hydration, water is always the better

LADIES WHO

choice. You can get the minerals from a well-balanced diet so I wouldn’t drink this religiously, but if you enjoy it, have one occasionally.”

Coconut oil: This is becoming more popular and can be bought from supermarkets now. It can be used for roasting and baking. Sophie says: “Coconut oil also contains some poly- and monounsaturated fats which bring additional health benefits. It is still an energy-dense food, though so should be used in moderation.”

Coconut sugar: This can be used instead of sugar in baking. It has a lower glycaemic index than standard granulated sugar, so it won’t give you such a “sugar high”, However it has a similar calorie content per gram. Sophie says: “It may be a healthier alternative to traditional granulated sugar, but it is still an energy-dense food-type which should only be used on special occasions.”

Coconut yoghurt: This is a fairly new dairy-free alternative, aimed at those who are lactose-intolerant and who fancy a change from the soya

varieties. Sophie says: Much higher in fat than both natural dairy yoghurt and soya yoghurts, but also much lower in carbohydrates; research is now beginning to find that a diet higher in fat than carbohydrate can aid weight loss efforts. Steer clear of the flavoured varieties, as with all yoghurt types in fact, as they’re packed with lots of sugar.

Fresh coconut as a snack: Fresh coconut flesh is delicious, full of vitamins and minerals and goes really well in a smoothie. Sophie says: “Enjoy as a snack but go easy on your portion sizes – a typical snack pack (100g) of fresh coconut pieces contains 271 calories compared to just 50 calories in a 100g fresh fruit pot.”

Coconut milk: There are two types of coconut milk widely available – one is about 8% coconut cream mixed with water, sugar and preservatives, the other is mixed with rice milk. Sophie says: Both have about half the calories of semiskimmed milk but a much lower protein content than both soya and semi-skimmed milk. Choose one with added calcium and vitamin D as they’d be lacking this product otherwise.”

THE KEEP FIT COLUMN WHERE YOU DO THE WORK:

this week: TRAMPOLINING Inspired by Tumble? British-gymnastics.org is calling on adults to give acrobatics a go. Like Vicki Roberts, 35, who is from Saltash, and a part-time civil servant and mum of two. My daughters have both been involved in gymnastics and trampolining at Zero Gravity Academy in Saltash since the age of three. Zero Gravity introduced an adult trampoline session which took place at the same time as my youngest daughter’s gymnastics session. This was my moment. I decided to use the small amount of free time I had to my advantage

and give it a try for myself. It is great to learn new skills at this stage in life, and it’s nice to do something for myself, in between working and ferrying the children around. I’ve been taking part for just over a year, and look forward to my weekly bounce. It makes me feel good to know that I am doing something regularly to help improve my fitness levels.

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Tried

& tested We present the beauty treats and cheats of the week, all trialled by West magazine’s Catherine Barnes, with help from daughter Tilly, 17.

Stress test Soak tired limbs in Aromatherapy Associates De-Stress Muscle Bath & Shower Oil (55ml, £40) or apply a few drops direct to stressed muscles before showering. www. aromatherapyassociates. com Tilly: Smells like sandalwood on your skin and feels great Catherine: Unisex and little goes a long way

Shiny happy

OGX’s anti-breakage keratin oil shampoo and conditioner (£6.99 each at Tesco) soften hair without greasing. Catherine: Gentle enough to be used daily

Polished Australian Bodycare’s Tea Tree Oil Exfoliating Body Wash claims to banish dull, dead skin. £10.20, www.feelunique.com

Tilly: Rinse and shine!

Scrub up

Tilly: Scrubs away the dry skin to leave it smooth

St Ives apricot facial exfoliator is the UK’s best selling face scrub and at £5.10 for 150ml at Boots and Superdrug, who can argue with the price?

Catherine: Works well - finish with a favourite body lotion

Catherine: We liked this tried and trusted deep cleanse Tilly: Peachy results!

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Vintage leather bag Scaramanga £105

Pendant Lynne Bartlett POA

Safari style

Gestuz print blazer House of Fraser £180

Slip-ons French Sole £125

Let your imagination run a little wild when it comes to picking outfits for the autumn season eptember, and the safari look is really coming into its own. It’s been a trend that has bubbled under all summer long, but now is definitely the time to celebrate the new looks coming Out of Africa to a high street near you. Safari has a great colour palette for autumn: think rich, warm olive, taupe and the whole range of browns. There’s also a lively range of animal prints to liven things up. We are loving this zebra print scarf from East, not to mention House of Fraser’s go-anywhere animal print blazer. Safari-themed clothes are a useful transition trend, perfect for eking the last mileage out of your summer clothes. White trousers can have a last hurrah teamed with a jazzy blazer and a simple khaki shirt like this versatile number from Topshop could go over a sundress or summer skirt, perhaps with tights and boots if there is a nip in the air. A khaki dress always looks smart for work or everyday wear – we love this fancy one from Biba at House of Fraser, which comes copmplete with its own necklace (remove before washing!). Statement jewellery is a good idea too, here we have chosen a few original pieces from designers who exhibited locally at the Cornwall Design Fair or the Devon Guild of Craftsmen this summer. Don’t neglect to tap in to the buttery brown leather that’s on sale this time of year. We’ve found a watch, satchel and even a superb leather mini skirt from, of all places, Littlewoods, that would look great for the office or weekends out and about. And then of course don’t forget the sunglasses – you are on safari, after all.

Leather skirt Littlewoods £74

Necklace Algis Morkunas £169 Zebra scarf East £25

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Fashion

Topshop Tencel £42

Jacket £39 top £26 M&Co

Watch Marks & Spencer £39.50

Biba necklace dress House of Fraser £105 Le Specs shades Sunglasses Shop £53 Stirrup boots Office £90

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EATING OUT

Selley’s Coffee Shop By Becky Sheaves

can’t be the only mum who is heartily glad the kids have gone back to school, purely from a financial point of view. Ours managed to blow £35 in two hours pottering around Exeter the other day before announcing they were “bored” and wanted to go home. Where they would, no doubt, be even more bored. Another friend gave her two, plus a teenage childminder, £40 to look round an educational-style historybased tourist attraction (OK, Bodmin Jail) in the holidays. The three of them were in and out in half an hour, having spent 15 minutes of that in the gift shop, spending every last penny of her hard-earned cash. I’m trying to explain, really, how it was that I ended up having lunch in Selley’s Coffee Shop in Sidmouth just recently, accompanied by two kids, my husband and Maria our Spanish student. We were in town basically wasting time (and money). Looking at the lifeboat, mooching around the museum, shopping for flip flops, wishing the sun would come out. Instead, a light drizzle developed. “Let’s go in here,” I said, somewhat in desperation. “I’ve heard it is nice.” The coffee shop is tucked away in a funny little corner of town just off the main shopping streets, called Libra Court. This is a cobbled courtyard that might once - perhaps - have been a stable yard back in the days when Sidmouth was a fashionable Regency watering hole, visited by Jane Austen. It’s near the sea but there’s no sea views. Instead you are in a cosy little world of your own here, as the courtyard is surrounded by little shops selling all sorts of knick-knacks. You can have tea on the café’s spotty-clothed tables either inside the café itself or outside in the courtyard. Given the weather, we went indoors. It is tiny, but very prettily decorated. “What is this, I see it everywhere?” asked Maria. “Bunting,” we explained. She likes it and wants to take some home. They don’t do bunting in Spain, apparently. Libra Court is covered in the

stuff. As, indeed, is Sidmouth. We really liked the shops and I ended up buying a set of stacking wooden boxes for no apparent reason (they were nice, though) and Maria snapped up a pair of silver earrings. For lunch, I had a terrific crab salad – tasty and large, beautifully-presented with generous amounts of very fresh crab and a great dressing. John had a hearty crab sandwich, which he also liked a lot. Maria and Luke had a cheese and tomato panini each, which were much fancier than the usual, with sundried tomato as well as fresh toms, and salad alongside. William had already had lunch at home (at about 11am, it was that sort of day) so contented himself with a slice of Victoria sponge, which was light, buttery and clearly properly homemade. Just as it should be. Seated as we were just in front of the counter and a few yards from the kitchen, we could gather that the chef was quite a character, with a fairly penetrating voice. He was not to be rushed, shall we say. I can forgive this, as the cooking was good. But the front-of-house service, I have to mention, was lacking in both smiles and speed. The lady at the counter chatted to a colleague and the long waits for service and food felt worse than they needed to be, due to the lack of chat, eye contact and general attention. Even though the place was quiet and she was sitting just feet from us, we had to get up and ask for extra drinks and second courses. The décor is mainly pastelstyle country kitsch. Think retro rainbow-coloured chandeliers and pictures of VW beetles. It’s actually really pretty. And then there are odd appearances of Indian statues of Shiva and co on shelves. This unusual mix is to be explained, I later discovered, by the fact that this café was taken over recently by a family who used to live for many years in Goa, India. They have come back to the UK and are – apparently – offering the same menu here that they once cooked for the tourists of India. There’s not a hint of the subcontinent about the food, though, which is modern European, with some superb traditional British baking. It’s definitely a very sweet little place and I wish the new owners well with their venture.

We could tell the chef was a character, with a rather penetrating voice

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4 of the best Pretty places to eat

Toast café, Honiton

1 Tate Gallery, St Ives

This beautiful cool white rooftop café overlooks the old town of St Ives. Food is fresh, local, and surprisingly good value too. And the view is a work of art in itself. Dish of the day: Cornish sardines on grilled focaccia with roasted peppers Price: Mains around £6 Contact: 01736 796226, www.tate.org.uk

2 Waterside Bistro, Totnes Cosy bistro, lovely River Dart views, and great cooking too. What’s not to like? Dish of the day: Westcountry beef and Otter ale pie with creamy mash and red wine jus Price: Mains around £12 Contact: 01803 864069, www.watersidebistro.com

3 Toast café, Honiton This charming café is in a historic old town house in Honiton, with a secret walled garden out the back. The home-baked cakes are just as pretty as the décor. Dish of the day: homemade falafels with mint yoghurt and flatbread. Price: Mains around £6 Contact: 01404 598067 www.cafetoast.co.uk

4 Saunton Sands Hotel, Braunton The cooking is certainly spot on, the décor is charming. All they need to do is get up to speed with us grumpy, demanding British customers and our expectations of swift, attentive service. Something tells me tourists on the beaches of Goa might generally be in a better, more laidback mood than we were that day. But by the time we had all had a piece of the Victoria sponge and generous cupfuls of hot chocolate, we were in far better spirits than when we arrived. And it had stopped raining. Selleys Coffee Shop, Libra Court, Fore Street, Sidmouth, 01395 489226

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Art deco glamour is on the menu at this landmark hotel overlooking the most stunning of North Devon beaches. Choose from the lovely outdoor terrace on sunny days and the smart main restaurant, open to non-residents. Dish of the day: Soused Cornish mackerel with apple wood smoked mussels Price: Three-course dinner £36 Contact: 01271 890212, www.sauntonsands.co.uk

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TODAY’S WORLD

Off the road Kathryn Clarke-McLeod tries extreme driving in Devon he car tilts what feels like a full 45 degrees and my knuckles whiten another shade. It’s hard to believe that just 20 minutes ago we were calmly discussing the merits of the 2014 Jeep Cherokee on the perfectly manicured lawn of Deer Park Hotel in East Devon, anticipating a delightful afternoon of wood-fired pizza and clay pigeon shooting. I’ve signed up for a morning of offroad driving and countryside fun with Vospers who are celebrating the launch of this latest edition to its 4x4 stable. But as we traverse what feels like an actual cliff, I feel more than a little grateful to be in a vehicle that has built a reputation for eating tough terrain for breakfast. “It’s a very capable car,” says my instructor Michael Green. As a member of the volunteer rescue service Devon and Cornwall 4x4 Response, he should know. He tels me that the 2014 incarnation of the legendary Cherokee has taken its 4x4 abilities to the next level. Today I’m driving the Active Drive 1 system, which is the fully automatic and single speed version. The drive feels smooth and effortless, even when we’re lurching at precarious angles. “Just let the car do the work,” says Michael. I relax and gently accelerate, and the beautiful engineering beneath the bonnet clambers over the uneven surface and carries us to level ground once again. But surely power this primal comes at a hefty price to the planet? You’d be surprised. The Cherokee is the first mid-sized SUV to feature rear-axle disconnect, which means it switches seamlessly between two and four wheel drive, with no input from

the driver. The result – a marked increase in fuel efficiency. Add to this the lightweight material used in construction, the all-round efficiency of the 2 litre multijet engine, and the stop-start technology and the new Cherokee is one of the cleanest cars in its class. Now clear of the precarious slopes in the offroad track we head across open fields towards our next mystery challenge. The track narrows and to the left I glimpse a large ribbon of dark rushing water. “We’re not going in there, are we?” I ask Michael, who just smiles in re-

‘Just let the car do the work,’ says Michael. I relax and gently accelerate... sponse. We round a bend and I bring the Jeep to a stop facing a section of the River Otter. “Just be grateful the Otter is in a good mood today,” says Michael. “It can get more than a little hairy otherwise!” I ease the nose of the car into the moving blackness, shoulders bunched with tense conviction that I am about to be swept downriver. My fears are short-lived. The Jeep moves confidently and aggressively through its new environment, and for a moment the only sounds are the rush of water and the crunch of pebbles as the tyres rearrange them. Emboldened, I give the accelerator a more lively stamp and we shoot forward, parting the

river like the proverbial Red Sea. I brake harshly (to avoid flattening our nearby photographer) and in doing so unknowingly manage to build up a little mountain of mud and stones in front of my tyres. We aren’t quite clear of the river so I accelerate again. We don’t budge, and I start to sweat. Michael, who knows the exact cause of our dilemma, gives a small chuckle and makes use of the built-in ‘select terrain’ system. This genius button on the centre console offers four settings, each one designed to make short work of specific conditions including snow, sand and mud. With the sand/mud option illuminated I tap the pedal again, and we move forward with confident grace once more. Back at the Deer Park Hotel, I can’t help but marvel at how a machine this capable, is so at home in an elegant country hotel setting. It’s like seeing Bear Grylls in an Armani suit. Sculpted fluid lines and a powerful stance give it a commanding and dashing presence, while its rugged and protective looks show it means business. And the urban adventurer is more than catered for too. I really liked the wireless charging pad in the upper tray of the centre storage. Simply pop in your iPhone, and watch the power increase. The uConnect system is designed to make sure you rule the road from an informed and entertained vantage point. With USB and AUX ports, SD card reader, voice command controls including text messaging, as well as turn by turn navigation you can be sure that optimal personal performance will become an everyday occurrence.

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photography: Steve Haywood

Living

I hand the keys back to Vosper’s Tim Hart and thank him for an educational morning. “It’s a treat to show our customers what these cars can do in such an impressive environment,” he says. The new Jeeps are now lined up on the grass waiting for the next batch of test drivers, and I can’t help feel a little jealous.

Jeep Cherokee Limited 4x4 On the road price: £35,695 Colour: True Blue Metallic (£650 extra) Seats: Premium Nappa Leather and White stitching.

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Ingredient of the Week

Tomatoes with Tim Maddams

ne of the wonderful side effects of rapeseed oil, garlic, salt pepper and a touch of such a fantastic growing season honey. Roast until they are falling apart, then this year is that my greenhouse has blitz with a hand blender and reduce a little in a turned out the best tomato crop I pan before placing into tubs and freezing. I use have ever had. Unfortunately, there this in place of tinned tomatoes until around is no longer any way of avoiding the issue: I have November, when they will run out and I will be more tomatoes than it is humanly possible to eat back to tinned ones again. fresh. And since the freezer is While I’m on the subject, let’s already groaning with pigeons, consider tinned tomatoes. They rabbits, beans, wild mushrooms, are great but they need to be blackberries and mackerel, I am good tomatoes to begin with. It’s quite a going to have to find another way That means you can’t get them change today. around the problem. for 9p. If a tin of good qualI remember I have been eating lovely, fresh ity, preferably organic tomatoes super-ripe toms for weeks and isn’t worth a pound of your growing up I’m bored with them, tasty as money then fair play to you. But thinking there they are. Even the wonderful the dish you make with them were two types heritage and new wave variewon’t be half as tasty and it’s not ties I’ve grown are losing their as though they are genuinely exof tomatoes, allure. Though it is great to see pensive, are they? tinned and fresh such a vibrant array of tomatoes Good quality tinned tomatoes becoming relatively commonwill be deep red, not too watery, place these days. I remember free from green hard bits and growing up believing there were two types of tomuch, much sweeter than the poor quality cheap matoes, tinned and fresh. ones. Ok, rant over. What I usually do when faced with a glut of Back to the tomato glut. What I intend to do ripe and never-going-to-ripen green tomatoes at this autumn is to make ketchup. I’m a big fan of the end of the growing season is simply to cut ketchup and make it out of all sorts of things. My them in half and roast in a hot oven with a little enthusiasm stems from an innate laziness I have:

because ketchup is simply a smooth chutney. The advantage is that as it is going to be blended, there is no need at all for lots of endless chopping of veg. So there is much less effort required! I will start the process in the same way as set out above. But once I have the roasted tomato pulp on the stove I will add equal quantities of cider vinegar and unrefined organic sugar. Let’s say around a pint of water and a pound of sugar per two pints of pulp. Ish. Then slowly reduce the mixture down in a large pan with the highest surface area possible to aid fast evaporation and aid easy stirring. Make sure you taste frequently as you go, and stop when what you have tastes like fresh ketchup. You can season with whatever you like, such as allspice, nutmeg, chilli, roasted garlic, herbs, coriander seeds. You can very easily split the batch and make different flavours. Then pour while still very hot into ovenwarmed jars and put the lids on. Once cool this will keep in the cupboard for a month or more, but once opened make sure it goes in the fridge and eat it up soonish. @TimGreenSauce Tim Maddams is a Devon chef and writer who often appears on the River Cottage TV series

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10/09/2014 14:35:41

TV guide 14.08 - 20.09

Your 7 day guide to what’s on the box

ITV, 9pm

MONDAY CILLA

Even though she knows viewers will be comparing her to the genuine article, it seems Sheridan Smith has resisted the temptation to slip in a lorra, lorra catchphrases into her depiction of Cilla Black, which airs this Monday. “The director Paul Whittington and I talked for a long time. We didn’t want it to be a mimic of Cilla. I’m not

an impersonator and that would be doing her a disservice. It’s done with much more respect than that.” Sheridan says. “One of the great things about telling this story is that some of the younger generation have no idea about Cilla’s singing career. They know Blind Date and Surprise Surprise onwards. This is the time of Merseybeat - what an exciting era.”

Writer Jeff Pope also explores the singer’s relationships with two of the most important men in her life - her future husband Bobby, and her manager, Brian Epstein. Bobby once said: ‘Every successful woman needs a good man behind her.’ Tonight, the red-headed would-be pop star first meets Bobby (Aneurin Barnard) but isn’t initially impressed...

ITV, 7pm

TONIGHT

ITV, 9pm

FRIDAY Sunday Night at the Palladium: Back from the 50s and 60s, this much-loved show will see 21st century stars such as Rob Brydon, Jack Whitehall and Maroon 5 appearing. On the opening night Stephen Mulhern is hosting, while X Factor winners Little Mix appear. The audience at the Palladium will also be getting on in the act, with the chance to win prizes.

Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Bear Grylls: In a parachuting accident at the age of 21 Bear Grylls broke three vertebrae and came ‘within a whisker’ of being paralysed for life. Thankfully, he lived to tell the tale - and he will do so tonight to Piers Morgan. Bear’s TV extreme survival challenges include sleeping inside a dead camel – so there’s plenty to talk about. 31

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Sunday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

SUNDAY NIGHT AT THE PALLADIUM 7pm, ITV

Variety show from the West End theatre. Stephen Mulhern welcomes Alfie Boe, Little Mix, Alan Davies and Bryan Adams to the stage.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 7.25 Match of the Day (R,S,HD). 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show (S,HD). 10.00 Sunday Morning Live (S,HD). 11.00 Sunday Politics (S). 12.15 MOTD2 Extra (S,HD). With Mark Chapman and the Match of the Day team. 1.00 BBC News (S,HD). 1.15 Live Invictus Games (S,HD). The fourth and final day of the event. 4.15 Points of View (S,HD). 4.30 The Great British Bake Off (R,S,HD). 5.30 Songs of Praise (S,HD).

FILM RATINGS ●●●●● Excellent ●●●● Very good ●●● Good ●● Average ● Poor

HOUDINI 9pm, Channel 4

The legendary illusionist and escape artist conducts an epic battle against the spiritualists whose practices he believes to be fraudulent. As the 20th century progresses and a more modern era overtakes the industrial age, he finds himself forced to come to terms with his new place in a fast-changing world.

BBC2

6.05 Countryfile (R,S,HD). 7.00 Monty Don’s Italian Gardens (R,S,HD). 8.00 Gardeners’ World (R,S,HD). 8.30 The Beechgrove Garden (S,HD). 9.00 The Football League Show (R,S). 10.20 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (S). 11.50 Lorraine Pascale: How to Be a Better Cook (R,S,HD). 12.20 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds (R,S,HD). 12.50 Film: Tycoon (S) (1947). ●● 2.55 Escape to the Country (R,S). 3.40 Flog It! (S,HD). 4.40 Equator (R,S). 5.40 Penguins on a Plane: Great Animal Moves (R,S,HD).

THE VILLAGE 9pm, BBC1

Bill Gibby returns to the village as the new councillor for Sheffield and reveals his plans for a reservoir, while Martha and Eyre make plans for the future. Last in the series.

ITV

6.00 CITV. 9.25 Dickinson’s Real Deal (R,S). 10.25 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD). 11.25 ITV News and Weather (S). 11.30 Film: Carry On Don’t Lose Your Head (S) (1966). Comedy, starring Sid James. ●●●● 1.15 The X Factor (R,S,HD). 2.30 Film: Always (S,HD) (1989). Romantic fantasy, with Richard Dreyfuss and Holly Hunter. ●●● 4.45 Midsomer Murders (R,S). A man’s body is found tied down in a miniature village.

ANTIQUES ROADSHOW 8pm, BBC1

Hillsborough Castle in Northern Ireland is the first stop for Fiona Bruce and the experts – and there are a couple of VIP guests as Her Majesty the Queen and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, meet three of the specialists, who advise them about a curious collection in the royal residence.

Channel 4

6.35 NFL: The American Football Show (R,S,HD). 7.30 British F3 (S). 8.00 World Superbikes (S). 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 9.30 Sunday Brunch (S). 12.30 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces (R,S,HD). 1.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 2.55 The Simpsons (R,S). 3.30 Film: Star Trek: Generations (S,HD) (1994). Sci-fi adventure sequel, starring Patrick Stewart and William Shatner. ●●● 5.45 Deal or No Deal (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 10.00 Access (R). Showbiz news and gossip. Showbiz news and gossip. 10.05 Police Interceptors (R,S). 1.05 Film: The Journey of Natty Gann (S) (1985). Disney adventure, starring Meredith Salenger. ●●● 3.00 Film: What a Girl Wants (2003). Comedy, starring Amanda Bynes. ●● 5.00 Film: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (S,HD) (1971). Musical fantasy, with Gene Wilder and Jack Albertson. ●●●●

(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

8.00 The X Factor (S,HD). 6/22. Having proved themselves in front of the panel, the hopefuls now perform in front of an audience of almost 5,000 as the Wembley Arena auditions continue. Dermot O’Leary presents.

8.00 The Real Noah’s Ark: Secret History (S,HD). Inspired by his discovery of an ancient tablet shedding light on the biblical tale, Irving Finkel and a team of archaeological boat builders set out to construct a real Noah’s ark.

9.00 The Suspicions of Mr Whicher: The Ties That Bind (S,HD). 2/2. The private inquiry agent is hired by a West Country landowner to follow his wife as she meets her lover, but this seemingly straightforward adultery case soon takes a dark twist.

9.00 Houdini (S). 2/2. See Choices Above.

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7.00 Richard Attenborough: A Life (S,HD). A tribute to the late actor, director and social activist who died last month at the age of 90.

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7.00 Sunday Night at the Palladium (S,HD). 1/6. See Choices Above.

7.00 Countryfile (S,HD). Jules Hudson visits the Ministry of Defence training grounds in Norfolk. Including Weather for the Week Ahead.

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6.40 Channel 4 News (S).

8.00 Antiques Roadshow (S,HD). See Choices Above.

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after

Richard Attenborough: A Life, 7pm

6.35 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.45 ITV News and Weather (S).

9.00 The Village (S,HD). 6/6. See Choices Above.

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Midsomer Murders, 4.45pm

6.40 StreetDance 2 (S,HD) (2012). Premiere. Drama, starring Falk Hentschel. ●●

10.00 Regional News (S,HD). 10.30 Match of the Day 2 (S,HD). Including highlights of Manchester United v Queens Park Rangers.

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Mock the Week, 10.15pm

6.05 Deadly on a Mission: Pole to Pole (S,HD). 11/12. Steve Backshall reaches Antarctica. 6.35 Regional News (S,HD).

11.20 She’s Out of My League (S,HD) (2010). Romantic comedy, starring Jay Baruchel. ●●●

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Countryfile, 7pm

1.00 Weather for the Week Ahead (S). 1.05 BBC News (S,HD).

8.00 The Invictus Games – Closing Concert (S,HD). See Choices Above.

10.15 Mock the Week (R,S,HD). 7/14. With Ed Byrne, Gary Delaney, Katherine Ryan and Josh Widdicombe. 10.45 Blade Runner: The Final Cut (S,HD) (1982). A detective is sent to kill four renegade androids searching for their creator in a bleak future Los Angeles. Ridley Scott’s sci-fi thriller, with Harrison Ford and Rutger Hauer. ●●●●●

12.40 Dangerous Days: Making Blade Runner (S). The making of the classic sci-fi movie. 2.20 Sign Zone: Countryfile (R,S). 3.10 Sign Zone: Holby City (R,S). Arthur’s anxiety over Zosia brings him face to face with Guy. 4.10 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

Sunday 14

Television Guide

The Rock, 9pm

7.05 5 News Weekend (S,HD). 7.10 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (S,HD) (2003). See Choices Above. ●●

9.00 The Rock (S,HD) (1996). An FBI chemical weapons expert and a jailed SAS veteran must break into Alcatraz to bring down a renegade general and his men. Action thriller, with Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage. Edited for language. Part of Movie Icons Day. ●●●●

10.50 Jennifer’s Body (S,HD) (2009). See Choices Above. ●●●

11.00 ITV News and Weather (S); Weather. 11.20 Premiership Rugby Union (HD). Highlights from the second weekend of the season.

12.20 The Store. Home shopping. 2.55 Motorsport UK (S,HD). Highlights from Knockhill. 3.40 British Superbike Championship Highlights (S,HD). Round nine from Donington Park. 4.35 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

11.45 Lord of War (S,HD) (2005). Thriller, starring Nicolas Cage. ●●●

12.45 American Football Live (S,HD). San Francisco 49ers v Chicago Bears (Kick-off 1.30am). 5.00 British F3 (R,S). The fifth round of the season from Brands Hatch. 5.30 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (R,S,HD). 5.35 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites (S,HD). Highlights of the series. 5.45 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). Beat-the-banker game show.

1.50 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Once Upon a Time (R,S,HD). Regina is suspected of murdering Archie. 4.00 House Doctor (R,S). 4.25 Make It Big (R,S). 4.50 Make It Big (R,S). 5.15 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.20 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.30 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.40 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.50 Roary the Racing Car (R,S).

In your newspaper today Our exciting new WMN on Sunday is set to be part of your Westcountry weekend from here on in. Packed with news, opinions and features, it’s a great read for everyone who cares about the South West and the wonderful lifestyle on offer here. Look out, too, for your colour supplement West magazine, free every Sunday with the newspaper.

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HAWAII FIVE-0 9pm, Sky1

Clare Balding and Greg James present performances from Foo Fighters, Kaiser Chiefs, Ellie Goulding and Diversity at Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park as the event comes to a close.

ITV2

6.00 Beauty and the Geek (R). 6.45 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 9.35 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 12.00 America’s Got Talent (S,HD). 1.45 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 2.45 Film: Cats & Dogs (S,HD) (2001). Comedy, starring Jeff Goldblum. ●●● 4.30 The X Factor (R,S,HD). 5.45 The Xtra Factor (R,S,HD).

The murder of a teenage girl is inadvertently filmed by a student who had been using laptops to secretly record people. McGarrett and the team must determine why anyone would instigate the youngster’s demise when it transpires the death was the result of a professional hit.

6.00 Make It or Break It (R,S,HD). 6.50 Happy Endings (R,S,HD). 8.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 9.00 Melissa & Joey (R,S,HD). 10.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.30 Made in Chelsea NYC (R,S). 1.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.30 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 3.30 New Girl (R,S,HD). 3.55 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 4.55 The 100 (R,S,HD). 5.55 Rude(ish) Tube (S).

Sky1

6.00 Hour of Power (S,HD). 7.00 Ashley Banjo’s Big Town Dance (R,S,HD). 8.00 All Aboard: East Coast Trains (R,S). 9.00 Inside RAF Brize Norton (R,S,HD). 10.00 WWE Superstars (HD). 11.00 WWE: Experience. 12.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (R,S,HD). 1.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). 2.00 Harrow: A Very British School (R,S,HD). 4.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).

FILM PICKS

THE INVICTUS GAMES – CLOSING CONCERT 8pm, BBC2

THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN 7.10pm, Channel 5

Comic-book fantasy adventure, starring Sean Connery and Shane West. Part of Movie Icons Day.

GOLD

7.00 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 8.20 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 10.20 The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (S). 11.40 Just a Minute. 12.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 1.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). Christmas special from 2002. Trotters Independent Traders embarks on a booze cruise to France 2.40 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 4.00 Jeeves and Wooster (S).

Twister, 6.45pm

Imagine That, 6.50pm

Ashley Banjo’s Secret ... 6pm

Only Fools and Horses, 7.20pm

6.45 Twister (S,HD) (1996). A storm-chaser and her estranged husband are brought together in a joint project to monitor the path of an oncoming tornado – but the pair face a race against the clock as a rival governmentbacked group with hi-tech resources tries to beat them to it. Action thriller, starring Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton, Cary Elwes, Jami Gertz and Philip Seymour Hoffman. Including FYI Daily. ●●●

6.25 Rude(ish) Tube (S). 18/20. Amusing internet videos, including a Superman prankster. 6.50 Imagine That (S,HD) (2009). Fantasy comedy, starring Eddie Murphy. ●●

6.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (S,HD). 1/6. New series. The Diversity main man teaches a group of nurses to dance.

6.20 Porridge: Inside Out (S). 2/3. The making of the prison sitcom.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 8/21. The children are trapped in school. 7.30 Moone Boy (R,HD). 2/6. Martin starts secondary school.

7.20 Only Fools and Horses (S). Christmas special from 2002. Trotters Independent Traders embarks on a booze cruise to France under new managing director Rodney.

9.00 The Xtra Factor (S,HD). 6/32. Behind the scenes of The X Factor auditions, with the latest news, backstage gossip and interviews with the judges and contestants.

8.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 (R,S,HD). 1/8. Karl Pilkington visits destinations on his “bucket list”, beginning with a trip to an island in the South Pacific. 9.00 Made in Chelsea NYC (S). 6/6. Mark Francis hosts a boat party on the Hudson River, before the gang returns home to Chelsea. Meanwhile, Louise and Alik avoid their impending separation. Last in the series.

10.00 Bad Bridesmaid 10.00 Almost Royal (S,HD). (R,S,HD). 1/6. Six brides6/7. George and Poppy to-be allow an visit Washington, DC. undercover comedy 10.35 The Big Bang Theory actress to infiltrate their (R,S,HD). 1/24. Howard hen weekends and gets caught in a strange cause havoc in a bid to argument. win a luxurious honeymoon. 11.00 The X Factor (R,S,HD). 6/22. The Wembley Arena auditions continue.

RADIO

12.00 The Xtra Factor (R,S,HD). Behind the scenes of the auditions. 1.05 Fake Reaction (R,S,HD). 1.40 Conor Maynard: The Hot Desk (R,S,HD). 1.50 The Big Reunion 2014 (R,S,HD). 2.45 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.45 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

9.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 13/23. See Choices Above.

10.00 School of Hard Knocks 10.20 Early Doors (S). 4/6. Tension mounts in the (R,S,HD). 1/7. Former Grapes as the football rugby union card winner is internationals Will announced, Duffy and Greenwood and Scott Joe offer Liam romantic Quinnell try to form a advice, and Jean hopes team consisting of she will finally get to troubled youths. Crete.

11.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 2/24. Penny considers breaking up with Leonard. 11.35 Virtually Famous (R,S,HD). 8/8. Last in the series.

11.00 Road Wars (R). Police officers combat vehicle crime.

12.20 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 1.25 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.55 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 2.20 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 2.50 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.10 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). Omnibus. Nico grows concerned by Sienna’s disappearance.

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). Callen goes undercover with Chechen terrorists. 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Road Wars (R,S). 3.00 Mad Dogs (R,S,HD). 4.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S,HD). 5.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S,HD).

Radio 1 6.00am Dev. 10.00 Matt Edmondson. 1.00pm Alice Levine. 4.00 The Official Chart with Jameela Jamil. 7.00 Rock Show with Daniel P Carter. 10.00 Annie Mac. 1.00am Monki. 4.00 Gemma Cairney. Radio 2 6.00am The Sunday Hour. 7.00 Clare Balding with Good Morning Sunday. 9.00 Steve Wright’s Sunday Love Songs. 11.00 Weekend Wogan. 1.00pm Radio 2 Live in Hyde Park. 9.00 Clare Teal. 11.00 Moira Stuart. Midnight Janice Long. 2.00 Alex Lester. Radio 3 7.00am Breakfast. 9.00 News. 9.03 Sunday Morning with Rob Cowan. Noon Private Passions. 1.00

9.00 The Royle Family (S). 3/6. Nana calls round for the afternoon. 9.40 The Royle Family (S). 4/6. The family celebrates Jim’s birthday.

News. 1.02 BBC Proms Chamber Music. 2.00 The Early Music Show. 3.00 Choral Evensong. 4.00 The Choir. 5.30 Words and Music. 6.45 Sunday Feature: I Have Been Here Before. 7.30 Radio 3 Live in Concert. 10.00 Drama on 3: Time and the Conways. Midnight The Triumph of Time. 12.30 Through the Night. Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Bells on Sunday. 5.45 Profile. 6.00 News Headlines. 6.05 Something Understood. 6.35 On Your Farm. 6.57 Weather. 7.00 News. 7.07 Sunday Papers. 7.10 Sunday. 7.55 Radio 4 Appeal. 7.57 Weather. 8.00 News. 8.07 Sunday Papers. 8.10 Sunday

Worship. 8.48 A Point of View. 8.58 Tweet of the Day. 9.00 Broadcasting House. 10.00 The Archers. 11.15 The Reunion. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Just a Minute. 12.30 The Food Programme. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World This Weekend. 1.30 With Humble Duty Reports. 2.00 Gardeners’ Question Time. 2.45 The Listening Project. 3.00 Classic Serial: Anthony Trollope’s Framley Parsonage. 4.00 Open Book. 4.30 Poetry Please. 5.00 High St Fashion: Weaving New Threads. 5.40 Profile. 5.54 Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.15 Pick of the Week. 7.00 The Archers.

Sky Sports 1

6.00 Football’s Greatest Players (S,HD). 6.30 SNF – Match Choice (HD). 9.30 The Sunday Supplement (HD). 11.00 Goals on Sunday (HD). A review of Saturday’s football action. 1.00 FL72 Live (HD). Nottingham Forest v Derby County (Kick-off 1.15pm). 3.30 Live Ford Super Sunday (HD). Manchester United v Queens Park Rangers (Kick-off 4.00pm).

BBC3

7.00 Top Gear (R,S,HD). Jeremy Clarkson drives the Alfa Romeo Disco Volante made by Touring Superleggera. 8.00 Doctor Who (R,S,HD). 8.50 Great Movie Mistakes 2: The Sequel (R,S). Blunders in Hollywood films. 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S). 9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S). 10.00 Family Guy Live Super Sunday, 3.30pm (S,HD). 6.30 Ryan Giggs: A United 10.25 Family Guy (R,S). Life (HD). The 10.45 Cuckoo (R,S,HD). remarkable career of the 11.15 Siblings (R,S,HD). Manchester United 11.45 American Dad! legend. (R,S,HD). 7.30 Football’s Greatest Players (HD). The career of Ryan Giggs.

8.00 Goals on Sunday (HD). Ben Shephard and Chris Kamara present a review of Saturday’s football action, featuring goals and a look at the back pages of the Sunday newspapers.

12.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.30 Sexy Beasts (R,S,HD). 1.00 Seann Walsh’s Late Night Comedy Spectacular 2014 (R,S,HD). 2.00 Cuckoo (R,S,HD). 2.30 Siblings (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Human Tissue Squad (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 Vatican – The Hidden World (R,HD). Behind the scenes at the sovereign citystate. 8.00 Byzantium: A Tale of Three Cities (R,HD). The sacred history of Istanbul. 9.00 British Art at War: Bomberg, Sickert and Nash (HD). New series. How three British artists responded to the cataclysm of the First World War. 10.00 The Sky at Night (HD). 10.30 The Comet’s Tale (R). Mankind’s changing view of comets. 11.30 Heavy Metal Britannia (R). The emergence of the genre during the 1960s and 70s. 1.00 Deep Purple – Made in Japan (R,HD). 2.00 Heavy Metal Britannia at the BBC (R). 2.30 British Art at War: Bomberg, Sickert and Nash (R).

One to watch

9.00 Ryan Giggs: A United Life (HD). The remarkable career of the Manchester United legend, who retired from playing at the end of last season, and is now part of Louis van Gaal’s coaching team at the club. 10.00 Ford Football Special (HD). Manchester United v Queens Park Rangers. Action from the Premier League match at Old Trafford, between two clubs who needed to quickly improve their results.

11.00 The League of Gentlemen (S). 2/6. A new road is planned for Royston Vasey. 11.40 Nighty Night (S). 2/6. Jill continues to ignore Terry’s phone calls.

11.30 The Sunday Supplement (HD). Reviewing the latest football stories.

12.20 Marion and Geoff (R,S). 12.35 Human Remains (S). 1.10 The Royle Family (S). 1.40 The Royle Family (S). 2.10 Early Doors (S). 2.40 The League of Gentlemen (S). 3.10 Nighty Night (S). Jill continues to ignore Terry’s phone calls. 4.00 Close

1.00 Goals on Sunday (HD). 2.00 Ford Football Special (HD). 3.30 Ryan Giggs: A United Life (HD). 4.30 Football League Gold (S,HD). 4.45 Football Gold (S,HD). 5.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 5.15 Football Gold (S,HD). 5.30 Football’s Greatest Players (S,HD).

7.15 Gossip from the Garden Pond. 7.45 Jessie Kesson Short Stories. 8.00 More or Less. Investigating numbers 8.30 Last Word. Obituary series 9.00 Money Box. 9.26 Radio 4 Appeal. 9.30 In Business. 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The Westminster Hour. With Carolyn Quinn 11.00 The Film Programme. 11.30 Something Understood. The complex relationships between grandparents and their grandchildren Midnight News and Weather. 12.15 The Educators. 12.45 Bells on Sunday. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast. Radio 5 Live 5.00am The Non League Football Show. 6.00 Sunday

JENNIFER’S BODY 10.50pm, Channel 4

A cheerleader is possessed by a demon and systematically seduces and devours the male population of her school. Comedy horror, with Megan Fox.

Breakfast. 9.00 SportsWeek. 10.00 Pienaar’s Politics. 11.00 5 Live Investigates. Noon 5 Live Sport. 12.15 MOTD2 Extra. 1.00 5 Live Sport. 4.00 5 Live Sport: Premier League Football 2014-15. 6.06 6-0-6. 7.30 5 Live News. 8.00 5 Live Science. 9.00 Local Stories. 11.00 Stephen Nolan. 1.00am Up All Night. Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 Aled Jones. Noon Alexander Armstrong. 3.00 Wynne Evans’ Culture Club. 5.00 The Classic FM Chart. 7.00 David Mellor. 9.00 Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Classical Music. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Lucy Coward.

SUNDAY NIGHT AT THE PALLADIUM (ITV, 7pm)

ITV’s bosses are in a nostalgic mood with the revival of what was once one of the biggest shows on British telly - Sunday Night at the (London) Palladium. The variety programme first hit our screens back in 1955. However, it was in 1958, when a 30-year-old Bruce Forsyth took over as compere, that the series really hit its stride. Over the years, it played host to some of the biggest names in showbiz, and even generated a few headlines of its own. The Beatles and Rolling Stones made an appearance, although the Stones hung on to their rebellious rock ‘n’ roll credentials by refusing to smile and wave from the show’s famous revolving stage during the finale. Tonight X Factor winners Little Mix, and singer Alfie Boe take to the stage, along with Alan Davies and quick-change act David & Dania.

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Monday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

CILLA 9pm, ITV

Biopic charting Cilla Black’s rise to fame, starring Sheridan Smith. The Beatles help aspiring singer Priscilla White land an audition with impresario Brian Epstein.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Rip Off Britain (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 11.00 Street Patrol UK (S,HD). 11.45 Caught Red Handed (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Pressure Pad (S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S,HD). 3.45 A Taste of Britain (S,HD). 4.30 Flog It! (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

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ONLY CONNECT 8.30pm, BBC2

Three musicians take on a trio of Doctor Who fans in a test of general knowledge and lateral thinking. The players must make connections between four things that may at first not appear to be linked, with one set of clues consisting of Steve Jobs, Marcus Garvey, Dave Swarbrick and Mark Twain. Victoria Coren Mitchell hosts.

BBC2

6.05 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 7.05 Street Patrol UK (R,S,HD). 7.50 Caught Red Handed (R,S,HD). 8.20 Sign Zone (R,S). 10.35 Click (S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and Stone (R,S). 2.00 Cash in the Attic (R,S). 2.30 The Chef’s Protege (R,S,HD). 3.00 Celebrity MasterChef (R,S,HD). 3.45 Wild Wales (R,S,HD). 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys (R,S,HD). 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R,S,HD).

NEW TRICKS 9pm, BBC1

Sasha (Tamzin Outhwaite) is forced to work with her ex-husband Ned Hancock when their teams investigate the mysterious deaths of a film critic and an artist. Guest starring Barnaby Kay.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). With Spandau Ballet. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). David Dickinson and the team visit Wolverhampton. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Who’s Doing the Dishes? (S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (S,HD).

GADGET MAN 8.30pm, Channel 4

Richard Ayoade confronts the horror of cooking and dining out as he attempts to create his very own utopian eatery, consulting leading food scientists and checking out gadgets more at home in a laboratory than a kitchen. He invites guest Adrian Edmondson to join him at his unique bistro.

Channel 4

6.40 Will & Grace (R,S). 7.05 The King of Queens (R,S). 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.30 Undercover Boss (R,S,HD). 11.30 Four in a Bed (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Four in a Bed (R,S,HD). 2.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (S,HD). Helping a Whitley Bay couple sell their home. 3.10 Countdown (S,HD). 4.00 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 5.00 Come Dine with Me (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 World’s Worst Journeys from Hell (R,S,HD). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours: Tornado (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). 3.15 Film: Accidental Friendship (S) (2008). Fact-based drama, starring Chandra Wilson. ●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours: Tornado (R,S,HD).

Him & Her: The Wedding, 10pm

The Chase, 5pm

Gadget Man, 8.30pm

Under the Dome, 10pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 Two Tribes (S,HD). 21/30. Quiz, hosted by Richard Osman. 6.30 Eggheads (S,HD). 39/100. Quiz, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 4/21. Bart trades lives with a wealthy lookalike. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Carmel makes a shock announcement.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Heath decides to leave town with Darcy and Harley. 6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Hosted by Alex Jones and Matt Baker. 7.30 Regional Programme (S). Followed by Regional News.

7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (S,HD). 5/20. TV chef Ainsley Harriott and presenter Anne Diamond take on the antiqueshunting challenge.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Megan and Jai find evidence against Charity. 7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Jason and Todd fail to see eyeto-eye about Tyrone and Fiz.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 The Gadget Show (S,HD). New series. Jon Bentley looks at how far TVs have evolved in a decade as the show celebrates 10 years on air. Followed by 5 News Update.

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EastEnders, 8pm

8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Alfie is forced into a desperate course of action. 8.30 The War of the Tunnels – Panorama (S,HD). Jane Corbin investigates the Gaza-Israel conflict.

8.00 University Challenge (S,HD). 9/37. Leicester takes on the Open University. 8.30 Only Connect (S,HD). 3/27. See Choices Above.

8.00 The Undriveables (S,HD). 1/6. See Choices Above. 8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Tyrone is baffled when he discovers the garage in a state of chaos.

8.00 Jamie’s Comfort Food (S,HD). 3/6. Sticky toffee pudding and osso buco. 8.30 Gadget Man (S,HD). 4/8. See Choices Above.

8.00 Ultimate Police Interceptors (S,HD). New series. The team arrest a man for domestic violence but he is unwilling to accept the situation, while a raid at suspected drug dealer’s home has a surprising outcome. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 New Tricks (S,HD). 5/10. See Choices Above.

9.00 Traders: Millions by the Minute (S,HD). 1/2. First of two programmes going inside the fiercely competitive world of financial trading, meeting the men and women who play the markets in London, New York, Chicago and Amsterdam.

9.00 Cilla (S,HD). 1/3. See Choices Above.

9.00 Cops and Robbers (S). 2/2. Part two of two. Specialist teams of officers help a prolific shoplifter who has been in police custody more than 90 times and a burglar who is no stranger to a prison cell.

9.00 Age Gap Love: She’s 68, He’s 36 (S,HD). 1/2. First of a twopart documentary in which couples seek to prove that age is no barrier to happiness, beginning with Norma from Brighton, who is 32 years older than her partner Chris.

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10.00 Him & Her: The Wedding (S,HD). 5/5. The gang deals with the fallout from the ceremony. Last in the series. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). 10.35 Kevin Bridges – What’s the Story: Referendum Special (S,HD). The comedian tackles the issues at the heart of the Scottish independence referendum, gathering people’s opinions in an attempt to find out what the public really think. 11.35 Regional Programme (R,S,HD).

11.20 Peaky Blinders (R,S,HD). 1/6. Period gangster drama, starring Cillian Murphy and Sam Neill.

12.20 Weather for the Week Ahead (S). 12.25 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Operation Stonehenge: What Lies Beneath (R,S,HD). 1.20 Sign Zone: Scrappers (R,S). 1.50 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (R,S,HD). 4.00 Schools – The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time: From Page to Stage (R,S,HD). 5.00 Schools – Bringing Books to Life 2 (R,S,HD).

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Monday 15 Television Guide

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.40 The Beatles: The Night That Changed America – A Grammy Salute (R,S,HD). Stars including Stevie Wonder, Katy Perry, Alicia Keys and Maroon 5 perform Beatles hits to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Fab Four’s appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show.

12.45 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly (S,HD). A look ahead to the opening round of group-stage fixtures. 3.25 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

10.00 Jon Richardson Grows Up (S). 1/3. New series. The comedian gets to grips with adult issues, from mortgages to parenthood. In the first edition, he and Matt Forde embark on a road trip to explore relationships.

10.00 Under the Dome (S,HD). 4/13. See Choices Above. 10.55 The River Wild (S) (1994). See Choices Above. ●●●●

11.00 NFL: The American Football Show (S,HD). Highlights from the second week of the NFL campaign.

12.05 9/11 Firehouse (S). 1.00 First Time Farmers (R,S,HD). 1.55 Film: Le Havre (HD) (2011). Comedy drama, starring Andre Wilms. ●●●● 3.35 Mammon (HD). 4.35 Gordon Ramsay’s Home Cooking (R,S,HD). 5.00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites (R,S,HD). 5.05 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.55 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Once Upon a Time (R,S,HD). Rumpelstiltskin creates a new potion that allows him to cross the town border. 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S). 4.20 HouseBusters (R,S). A house that is making its inhabitants unhappy. 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 House Doctor (R,S).

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As conditions worsen in Chester’s Mill, Big Jim and Rebecca consider resorting to population control, which drives a wedge between Barbie and Julia. Big Jim, however, is shocked to discover that Rebecca has been working on a deadly strain of a flu virus that is strong enough to kill a quarter of the town’s population.

ITV2 6.25 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 6.55 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 7.55 Dinner Date: Australia (R,S). 8.50 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). 9.35 The Real Housewives of DC (R,S,HD). 10.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.25 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.15 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 12.50 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 1.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 5.05 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD).

Sky1

8.30 Happy Endings (R,S,HD). 9.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 9.30 Melissa & Joey (R,S,HD). 10.00 Charmed (R,S). 11.00 The Tomorrow People (R,S,HD). 12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.35 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 Melissa & Joey (R,S,HD). 3.30 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 4.00 The Tomorrow People (R,S,HD). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

6.00 The Real A&E (R,S,HD). 7.00 Futurama (R,S,HD). 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 3.00 Glee (R,S,HD). New Directions deal with the aftermath of Sectionals. 4.00 Futurama (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). Homer is transformed into a genius. 5.30 Futurama (R,S,HD).

FILM PICKS

UNDER THE DOME 10pm, Channel 5

THE UNDRIVEABLES 8pm, ITV

In this new series, some of Britain’s worst learner drivers are paired with leading instructors in an attempt to finally pass their test. An Essex woman tackles London’s hectic roads.

THE RIVER WILD 10.55pm, Channel 5

A white-water rafting expert on holiday with her family is forced to help two fugitives make an escape. Action thriller, starring Meryl Streep and Kevin Bacon.

GOLD 7.00 The Two Ronnies (S). 7.50 Sorry!. 8.30 Bewitched. 9.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.30 Happy Days. 10.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 10.40 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 11.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 12.00 Seven of One (S). 12.40 The Two Ronnies (S). 1.30 Sorry!. 2.10 Bewitched. 2.40 I Dream of Jeannie. 3.10 Happy Days. 3.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 4.20 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 5.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 5.30 Goodnight Sweetheart (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Football Gold (S). 7.00 WWE: Bottom Line (HD). 8.00 Goals on Sunday (HD). 9.00 Ford Football Special (HD). 10.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 11.00 Goals on Sunday (HD). 12.00 Ryan Giggs: A United Life (HD). 1.00 FL72 Review (HD). 2.00 Ford Football Special (HD). 3.30 Ryan Giggs: A United Life (HD). 4.30 Fantasy Football – The Highlights (HD). 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD).

The X Factor, 8pm

The 100, 9pm

50 Ways to Kill ... 9pm

Blackadder II, 8.40pm

Live Ford Monday ... 7pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 19/30. Daniel from London picks three blind dates.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3/24. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 4/24. Howard returns from space.

6.00 Futurama (R,S,HD). 11/13. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 10/21.

6.10 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 5/10. 6.50 Open All Hours (S). 4/7. Arkwright feigns illness.

6.00 FL72 Review (HD). A round-up of recent matches.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 15/28. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 12/23. Clips include a cowardly karate kid.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Trevor and Freddie embark on a tense rescue mission. 7.30 New Girl (R,S,HD). 14/24.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 11/21. Bart and Milhouse take over the comicbook shop. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 12/21.

7.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 6/10. Sid James appears on The Apprentice.

8.00 The X Factor (R,S,HD). 6/22. Having proved themselves in front of the panel, the hopefuls now perform in front of an audience of almost 5,000 as the Wembley Arena auditions continue.

8.00 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 14/22. 8.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD). 13/22. Peralta and Santiago’s ongoing bet comes to an embarrassing conclusion.

8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo (S,HD). 3/7. Lee Mack hosts the comedy panel game, with guests Mel Giedroyc, Andrew “Freddie” Flintoff and Johnny Vegas.

8.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 3/7. Del gets the gambling habit. 8.40 Blackadder II (S). 5/6. Edmund is challenged to a drinking contest.

9.00 Tomorrow Never Dies (S,HD) (1997). See Choices Above. ●●●●

9.00 The 100 (S,HD). 11/13. An accident causes food supplies to plummet, so Clarke and Finn lead the group on a mission for provisions – but end up in a dangerous situation that puts Finn’s life on the line.

9.00 50 Ways to Kill Your Mammy (S,HD). 4/6. Baz Ashmawy and his 71-year-old mum head to Thailand, where Nancy rides an elephant and goes white-water rafting along the wild ravines.

9.20 Blackadder II (S). 6/6. Edmund and Lord Melchett are kidnapped.

7.00 Live Ford Monday Night Football (HD). Hull City v West Ham United (Kick-off 8.00pm). All the action from the Premier League match at the KC Stadium, as the fourth round of fixtures reaches a conclusion. Hull won last season’s corresponding fixture 1-0 courtesy of a Robbie Brady penalty, and will be confident of another victory this evening having enjoyed a productive transfer deadline day, with former Hammer Mohamed Diame among the arrivals.

10.00 Glue (S). 1/8. New series. 10.00 Stella (R,S,HD). 10/10. The nurse is dealt A young boy’s death another blow when prompts his friends to Michael decides to get investigate the sinister back with Jan. Karl side of their seemingly returns for the wedding innocent village. Drama, – and is none too by This Is England ’86 pleased to hear about and ’88 writer Jack Emma and Marcus. Thorne. 11.30 Plebs (R,S,HD). 5/6. The trio encounter an attractive lodger.

RADIO

12.00 Plebs (R,S,HD). Marcus plans to make a move on Cynthia. Last in the series. 12.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.55 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.20 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.45 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 2.05 Dads (R,S,HD). 2.30 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

11.20 Life’s Too Short (S). 3/7. 11.00 Ryan Giggs: A United 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Warwick appears (R,S,HD). 17/24. Part two Life (HD). The alongside Helena of two. Kensi goes in remarkable career of the Bonham Carter. search of her father’s Manchester United killer. legend.

12.00 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 1.05 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 1.35 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.05 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 2.25 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 2.50 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 3.20 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.40 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.25 Charmed (R,S).

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). A man is gunned down outside the Vietnamese Consulate. 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 Strike Back: Shadow Warfare (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S,HD).

the Week: Gaetano Donizetti. 1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Composer of the Week: Gaetano Donizetti. 7.30 Radio 3 in Concert. 10.00 Free Thinking. 10.45 The Essay: Samuel Beckett – Happy Days. 11.00 Jazz on 3. 12.30am Through the Night. Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today. 5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today. 9.00 The Educators. 9.30 The Ideas That Make Us. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: Please, Mr Postman. 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 11.00 Journey of a Lifetime. 11.30

The Pale Horse. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Home Front. 12.15 You and Yours. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Thames Crossings. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: Jailbird Lover. 3.00 Quote – Unquote. 3.30 The Food Programme. 4.00 Yesterday’s Papers: The End of the Music Press. 4.30 Beyond Belief. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 Just a Minute. 7.00 The Archers. Leonie is being high maintenance 7.15 Front Row. Arts programme 7.45 Queens of Noise: Rip It Up. By Louise Wener and Ray Boulter 8.00 The Philosopher’s Arms. Matthew

James Bond battles to stop a media mogul’s plan to start a war between Britain and China. Spy adventure, starring Pierce Brosnan.

BBC3

7.00 Top Gear (R,S,HD). Richard Hammond drives the Porsche 918 Spyder. 8.00 Traffic Cops (R,S). Officers patrolling Britain’s roads. 9.05 Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents (R,S). Two teenagers embark on their first holiday without their parents. 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S). An edition from 2010. 10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD). Alfie is forced into a desperate course of action. 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.30 Siblings (R,S,HD). 1.00 Cuckoo (R,S,HD). 1.30 Sexy Beasts (R,S,HD). 2.00 Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents (R,S). 3.00 Football Fight Club (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,HD). 8.00 British Gardens in Time: Great Dixter (R,HD). 9.00 Lost Kingdoms of Central America (HD). 10.00 Web Junkies: China’s Addicted Teens – Storyville (HD). The treatment of “internet addiction” in China. 11.10 Survivors: Nature’s Indestructible Creatures (R,HD). How an asteroid’s impact led to the extinction of the dinosaurs. 12.10 The Wonder of Animals (R,HD). 12.40 The Beauty of Anatomy (R,HD). 1.10 Britain on Film: The Spirit of the Sixties (R). 1.40 British Gardens in Time: Great Dixter (R,HD). 2.40 Lost Kingdoms of Central America (R).

One to watch

10.00 The Office (S). 3/6. Passions run high at the annual quiz. 10.40 Extras (S). 3/6. Kate Winslet guest stars.

11.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 1/17. 11.35 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 2/17. Sheldon tries to do Penny a favour by tidying her room.

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Dev. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 Dan & Phil. 10.00 Huw Stephens. 1.00am Friction. 4.00 Gemma Cairney. Radio 2 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Paul Jones. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 Bill Kenwright’s Golden Years. 11.00 Jools Holland. Midnight Janice Long. 2.00 Alex Lester. Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. Noon Composer of

TOMORROW NEVER DIES 9pm, ITV2

12.00 French and Saunders (S). With Rowland Rivron. 12.40 Blackadder II (S). Edmund is challenged to a drinking contest. 1.15 Blackadder II (S). 1.45 The Office (S). 2.15 Extras (S). 2.45 Life’s Too Short (S). 3.15 Jo Brand’s Great Wall of Comedy (S). 3.50 Rex the Runt. 4.00 Close Sweet brings philosophical debate to a pub 8.30 Crossing Continents. Allegations of modern-day slavery on Thailand’s fishing boats 9.00 Shared Planet. The future of the Pantanal and its giant otters 9.30 The Educators. Daisy Christodoulou discusses her approach to teaching hard facts 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. With David Eades 10.45 Book at Bedtime: The Children Act. 11.00 The Human Zoo. The programme examining thought and behaviour returns 11.30 Lives in a Landscape. Alan Dein highlights more unusual stories from all over Britain Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week:

12.00 FL72 Review (HD). A roundup of recent matches. 1.00 SPFL Round-Up (HD). 1.30 Ford Monday Night Football (HD). Hull City v West Ham United. 4.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD). Highlights of Saturday’s show. 5.00 FL72 Review (HD). A round-up of recent matches. Please, Mr Postman. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast. Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 Clare McDonnell. Noon Tony Livesey. 2.00 Richard Bacon. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport. 8.00 5 Live Sport: Premier League Football 2014-15. 10.00 5 Live Sport: 5 Live Football Social. 10.30 Phil Williams. 1.00am Up All Night. Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Nick Bailey.

CILLA (ITV, 9pm)

This three-part drama opens in the early 1960s, with the artist formerly known as Priscilla White still a secretary performing on Liverpool’s club scene alongside a certain bunch of hopefuls called the Beatles. After winning a Bafta for her performances as the wife of a Great Train Robber in Mrs Biggs, you might think that starring in TV biopics held no fear for Sheridan Smith, who plays Cilla. But then, not many people were familiar with the real Charmian Biggs, whereas Smith’s latest role sees her playing one of the most famous women on British telly - Cilla Black. “We went to dinner and I was so nervous. When you’ve grown up watching someone on telly you just hope they’re going to be as nice as they come across. And Cilla was. She gave me her blessing and I just hope she likes it.”

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Tuesday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

LATER LIVE – WITH JOOLS HOLLAND 10pm, BBC2

The music show returns, with performances by indie trio alt-J, Ryan Adams, west London soul act Jungle, and Californian R&B artist Banks.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Rip Off Britain (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S). 11.00 Street Patrol UK (S,HD). 11.45 Caught Red Handed (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S). From Peterborough. 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Pressure Pad (S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (S,HD). 3.45 A Taste of Britain (S,HD). 4.30 Flog It! (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

FILM RATINGS ●●●●● Excellent ●●●● Very good ●●● Good ●● Average ● Poor

HOLBY CITY 8pm, BBC1

Raf decides to give Harry a chance to prove himself, but his worst nature gets the better of him when he sees an opportunity to undermine the ambitious registrar. Guy worries about Zosia’s health following her break-up with Jesse and asks Amy to make an informal assessment.

BBC2

6.05 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 7.05 Street Patrol UK (R,S,HD). 7.50 Caught Red Handed (R,S,HD). 8.20 Sign Zone (R,S). 10.35 HARDtalk (S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 The Super League Show (S). 1.45 Cash in the Attic (R,S). 2.15 Ready Steady Cook (R,S,HD). 3.00 Celebrity MasterChef (R,S,HD). 3.45 Wild Wales (R,S,HD). 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys (R,S,HD). 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R,S,HD).

THE MOTORWAY: LIFE IN THE FAST LANE 9pm, BBC2

Documentary series charting life on and around the M6, as Highways Agency teams prepare for one of the stormiest winters on record.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). Topical debate from a female perspective. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). The dealers visit Chesterfield. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Who’s Doing the Dishes? (S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (S,HD).

DON’T STOP THE MUSIC 9pm, Channel 4

In the concluding programme, the children’s end-of-year results are due and James Rhodes waits to find out whether he was right to claim that music lessons can improve them. With the school in special measures, it’s the only thing that will win round the hard-pressed and sceptical teachers.

Channel 4

6.00 Countdown (R,S,HD). 6.45 Will & Grace (R,S). 7.10 The King of Queens (R,S). 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.30 Undercover Boss (R,S,HD). 11.30 Four in a Bed (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S). 12.05 Four in a Bed (R,S,HD). 2.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (S,HD). 3.10 Countdown (S,HD). 4.00 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 5.00 Come Dine with Me (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 The Railway: First Great Western (R,S,HD). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). 3.15 Film: Mystery Woman: In the Shadows (S) (2007). Whodunit, starring Kellie Martin, Malachi Throne and Nina Siemaszko. ●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

The £100K House: Tricks of ... 8pm

Emmerdale, 7pm

Don’t Stop the Music, 9pm

The Secret Life of Pets, 7.30pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 Two Tribes (S,HD). 22/30. Quiz, hosted by Richard Osman. 6.30 Eggheads (S,HD). 40/100. Quiz, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 5/21. Homer and Marge reminisce about their marriage. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Brax tries to reason with Heath. 6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Live chat and topical reports. 7.30 EastEnders (S,HD). Alfie puts his life on the line to save his family. Followed by Regional News.

7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (S,HD). 6/20. Actors Brian Cox and Philip Jackson take on the challenge, going off-piste.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Charity’s lie threatens Debbie and Pete’s relationship. 7.30 Live UEFA Champions League (S,HD). See Choices Above.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 Meerkat Manor (R,S,HD). 2/13. Flower rescues her pups. 7.30 The Secret Life of Pets (S,HD). The puppies take their first steps. Followed by 5 News Update.

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Crimewatch, 9pm

8.00 Holby City (S,HD). 49/52. See Choices Above.

8.00 The £100K House: Tricks of the Trade (S,HD). 3/6. Kieran Long and Piers Taylor help a couple who need to brighten up their dark and dingy house and a woman who wants to modernise her family home without losing its character.

8.00 Posh Pawn (S,HD). 2/2. The experts appraise a divorcee’s £185,000 necklace, a crystalcovered drum kit used on a Kylie Minogue tour, a widow’s precious rings and a 7ft Terminator model.

8.00 Cowboy Builders (S,HD). Dominic Littlewood catches up with a family in Nottingham, who fell victim to a dodgy builder they believed they could trust. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

9.00 Crimewatch (S,HD). Kirsty Young marks 30 years of the crime-solving show, meeting original hosts Nick Ross and Sue Cook and looking back over some of the biggest cases featured on the programme.

9.00 The Motorway: Life in the Fast Lane (S,HD). 2/4. See Choices Above.

9.00 Don’t Stop the Music (S). 2/2. See Choices Above.

9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S,HD). 16/22. See Choices Above.

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10.00 Later Live – with Jools Holland (S,HD). 1/8. See Choices Above. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.40 UEFA Champions League Highlights (S,HD). Action from tonight’s fixtures in matchday one, which included Liverpool v Ludogorets Razgrad, Borussia Dortmund v Arsenal and Real Madrid v FC Basel.

10.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (R,S). 2/3. Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by David Baddiel and Trevor Noah. Joey Essex is in Dictionary Corner and Alex Horne and the Horne Section help Rachel Riley.

10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (S,HD). 20/24. The body of a girl is discovered outside a church, and investigations lead the team members to believe she was killed by someone known to her. Guest starring Jeremy Irons.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). Followed by National Lottery Update. 10.35 Crimewatch Update (S,HD). Responses to the earlier programme. 10.45 Boomers (R,S,HD). 5/6. John speaks up about his sister-inlaw’s over-friendly behaviour. 11.15 Kevin Bridges Live at the Referendum (R,S,HD). With Frankie Boyle, Jack Dee, Kerry Godliman and Hal Cruttenden.

11.20 Peaky Blinders (R,S,HD). 2/6. Chief Inspector Campbell carries out a violent raid on the gang’s territory.

11.40 The Cube (R,S,HD). 6/12. A former Butlins Redcoat and an estate agent take part.

11.00 Educating the East End (R,S). 2/8. Two strong-minded boys receive guidance.

11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (S,HD). 21/24. A woman accuses her flatmate’s brother of rape.

12.00 Weather for the Week Ahead (S). 12.05 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Hotel India (R,S,HD). 1.20 Sign Zone: The Two Amigos: A Gaucho Adventure (R,S). 2.20 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (S,HD). 4.00 The Women of World War One (S,HD). 4.30 The Plantagenets (R,S,HD). 5.00 Schools – The Modern Monarchy (R,S,HD).

12.35 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 Loose Women (R,S,HD). Topical debate from a female perspective. 3.50 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air their differences.

12.00 Poker (S). The Pokerstars.com PCA. 12.55 NFL: Hard Knocks (S). Documentary following the Atlanta Falcons. 1.55 Cage Warriors (S). Action from Cage Warriors 72 in Newport, Wales. 2.50 KOTV Boxing Weekly (S). 3.20 Street Velodrome (R,S). 4.10 Trans World Sport (R,S,HD). 5.05 The Grid (R,S). 5.35 World Superbikes (R,S).

12.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (S,HD). A baby is abandoned outside a gym. 12.50 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Once Upon a Time (R,S,HD). Dr Victor Frankenstein brings his brother back to life. 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S). 4.20 HouseBusters (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 House Doctor (R,S).

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In your newspaper today The Western Morning News on Tuesday is home to the superb Living Cornwall section, with news, features and events from all over this special county. Look out too for That Was the West That Was… a nostalgic round up of rare and historic South West photography from the archives. Visit www. westernmorningnews.co.uk for details or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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Liverpool v Ludogorets Razgrad. Adrian Chiles presents coverage of the Group B encounter at Anfield, as the Reds play their first match in this competition since the 2009/10 season.

ITV2 6.25 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 6.55 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 7.55 Dinner Date: Australia (R,S). 8.50 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). 9.35 The Real Housewives of DC (R,S). 10.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.25 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.15 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 12.50 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 1.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 5.05 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD).

When the deaths of an Elvis impersonator and an impaled bird found nearby are linked to a chess tournament, Greg decides to call on his former chess mentor Paul Lomax for help. Three other recent deaths are connected to the event when it becomes clear that each mimics a turn from a match played in 1998.

Sky1

9.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 9.30 Melissa & Joey (R,S,HD). 10.00 Charmed (R,S). 11.00 The Tomorrow People (R,S,HD). 12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.35 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 Melissa & Joey (R,S,HD). 3.30 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 4.00 The Tomorrow People (R,S,HD). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

6.00 The Real A&E (R,S,HD). 7.00 Futurama (R,S,HD). 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 3.00 Glee (R,S,HD). Festive edition of the musical comedy. 4.00 Futurama (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). Sideshow Bob hypnotises Bart. 5.30 Futurama (R,S,HD). First episode of the sci-fi animation series.

FILM PICKS

CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION 9pm, Channel 5

LIVE UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 7.30pm, ITV

THE MATRIX REVOLUTIONS 9pm, ITV2

Freedom fighters Neo and Trinity battle to bring the conflict to an end. Conclusion of the sci-fi trilogy, starring Keanu Reeves.

GOLD 7.50 Sorry!. 8.30 Bewitched. 9.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.30 Happy Days. 10.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 10.40 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 11.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 12.00 Open All Hours (S). 12.40 The Two Ronnies (S). 1.30 Sorry!. 2.10 Bewitched. 2.40 I Dream of Jeannie. 3.10 Happy Days. 3.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 4.20 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 5.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 5.30 Only Fools and Horses (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Football Gold (S). 7.00 WWE: Afterburn (HD). 8.00 Ford Monday Night Football (HD). 10.30 FL72 Review (HD). 11.30 SPFL Round-Up (HD). 12.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.30 Ford Monday Night Football (HD). Hull City v West Ham United. 3.00 FL72 Review (HD). 4.00 Ford Monday Night Football (HD). Hull City v West Ham United.

Celebrity Juice, 11.30pm

The Mindy Project, 9.30pm

NCIS: Los Angeles, 8pm

Porridge, 6.50pm

Live UEFA ... 7.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S). 4/30. Ross from the Midlands chooses three blind dates.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 5/24. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 6/24. Sheldon upsets Stephen.

6.00 Futurama (R,S,HD). 2/13. Fry goes on his first trip to the moon. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 14/21.

6.10 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 6/10. 6.50 Porridge (S). 3/6. Fletcher and Godber while away a long night.

6.30 Ryan Giggs: A United Life (HD). The remarkable career of the Manchester United legend.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 3/28. A man takes on a big spider. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 16/23. Harry Hill narrates.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Finn prepares to make his plea in court. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2/24.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 15/21. Homer goes on hunger strike. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 16/21. A bully torments Lisa.

7.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 7/10. Derek Acorah gets possessed by a washing machine.

8.00 The Cube: Celebrity Special (R,HD). 1/3. Olympic gymnast Louis Smith and former TOWIE star Mark Wright take on the challenge in a bid to raise money for charity.

8.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 15/24. Robin and Ted discover what Barney does for a living. 8.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 16/24.

8.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 20/24. The FBI’s domestic terrorist task force steps in to help the team when a former marine is suspected of creating a chemical bomb.

8.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 4/7. Rodney finds a girlfriend. 8.40 Miranda (S). 1/6. A shopping expedition ends in disaster.

7.30 Live UEFA Champions League (HD). Real Madrid v FC Basel (Kickoff 7.45pm). Coverage of the matchday one Group B encounter at the Bernabeu, featuring two teams in the same group as Liverpool.

9.00 The Matrix Revolutions (S,HD) (2003). See Choices Above. ●●●

9.00 New Girl (S,HD). 15/24. Nick has an awkward run-in with ex-girlfriend Caroline. 9.30 The Mindy Project (S,HD). 15/22. Mindy and Danny confront the consequences of their kiss.

9.00 Speed 2: Cruise Control (S) (1997). See Choices Above. ●●

9.20 Gavin & Stacey (S). 5/6. Gavin embarks on two stag nights.

RADIO

12.20 The Job Lot (R,S,HD). Karl discovers his new girlfriend is signing on. 12.50 The Job Lot (R,S,HD). 1.15 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.40 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 2.00 Dads (R,S,HD). 2.25 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.55 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Dev. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 Newsbeat Special: Scotland Decides. 10.00 Huw Stephens. 1.00am Annie Nightingale. 4.00 Gemma Cairney. Radio 2 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Jamie Cullum. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 David Rodigan. 11.00 Michael Grade: On the Box. Midnight Janice Long. 2.00 Alex Lester. Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00

BBC3

7.00 World’s Craziest Fools (R,S). Internet clips and home video footage. 7.30 World’s Craziest Fools (R,S). 8.00 Barely Legal Drivers (R,S,HD). A girl whose father is a driving instructor. 9.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (S,HD). A groom plans a gritty, urban wedding for his bride. 10.00 Bad Education (S,HD). Return of the comedy with Jack Whitehall. 10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD). 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.30 Bad Education (R,S,HD). 1.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S,HD). 2.00 Seann Walsh’s Late Night Comedy Spectacular 2014 (R,S,HD). 3.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,HD). 8.00 World War One at Home: Despatches from Tyneside. 8.30 The Secret Life of Books (HD). 9.00 Billy Elliot (HD) (2000). Comedy drama, starring Jamie Bell. ●●●●● 10.45 Dancing in the Blitz: How World War 2 Made British Ballet (R). Documentary examining how British ballet thrived during the conflict. 11.45 Human Planet (R,HD). 12.45 A History of Britain by Simon Schama (R). 1.45 World War One at Home: Despatches from Tyneside (R). 2.15 The Secret Life of Books (R,HD). 2.45 Dancing in the Blitz: How World War 2 Made British Ballet (R).

One to watch

11.20 Pramface (S). 3/6. Jamie 11.00 Ryan Giggs: A United 11.00 Almost Royal (R,S,HD). 11.25 Glee (R,HD). 19/20. follows Laura to 6/7. George and Poppy Rachel worries she has Life (HD). The university in Edinburgh. visit Washington, DC. ruined her public image. remarkable career of the Manchester United 11.30 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). legend. 1/6. Alex Zane presents a countdown of internet stars. 12.35 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.05 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.35 The 100 (R,S,HD). 2.25 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 3.20 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 3.50 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.30 Charmed (R,S). Part one of two. Piper goes into labour.

A couple on a cruise liner have to stop the vessel from colliding with an oil tanker. Action thriller sequel, with Sandra Bullock.

10.00 Not Going Out (S). 3/6. 10.00 Football’s Greatest Lee pretends to be Tim. Teams (S,HD). 6/16. A look at success achieved 10.40 Hebburn (S). 3/6. Sarah’s by Real Madrid during parents visit. the 1950s and 60s. 10.30 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 14/16. A profile of Real Madrid from 1996-2003.

10.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3/17. Leonard asks a woman out. 10.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 4/17. Sheldon loses his job.

11.30 Celebrity Juice (R,S,HD). 1/11. Comedy quiz, hosted by Keith Lemon.

SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL 9pm, Sky1

12.25 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). The body of a teenage girl is found in the woods. 1.25 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 2.15 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.05 Strike Back: Shadow Warfare (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S,HD).

Essential Classics. Noon Composer of the Week: Gaetano Donizetti. 1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Composer of the Week: Gaetano Donizetti. 7.30 Radio 3 in Concert. 10.00 Free Thinking. 10.45 The Essay: Samuel Beckett – Happy Days. 11.00 Late Junction. 12.30am Through the Night. Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today. 5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today. 9.00 (LW) What’s the Point Of? 9.00 (FM) What’s the Point Of? 9.30 Witness. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: Please, Mr

12.00 French and Saunders (S). A spoof tribute to In Bed with Madonna. 12.40 Miranda (S). 1.15 Gavin & Stacey (S). 1.45 Not Going Out (S). 2.15 Hebburn (S). 2.45 Pramface (S). 3.15 Jo Brand’s Great Wall of Comedy (S). 3.45 Rex the Runt. 4.00 Close

Postman. 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 11.00 Shared Planet. 11.30 The Lost Women of British Jazz. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Home Front. 12.15 Call You and Yours. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Thames Crossings. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: The Sensitive – Black Island. 3.00 The Kitchen Cabinet. 3.30 Costing the Earth. 4.00 Out of the Ordinary. 4.30 Great Lives. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 Lewis Macleod Is Not Himself. 7.00 The Archers. Hayley speaks her mind 7.15 Front Row. Featuring a review of Woody Allen’s new film 7.45 Queens

of Noise: Rip It Up. By Roy Boulter 8.00 File on 4. New series. Former pupils discuss the abuse they suffered at a Rochdale school 8.40 In Touch. Presented by Peter White 9.00 Patients Doing It for Themselves. How patients are taking control of their own treatments 9.30 What’s the Point Of? Quentin Letts questions the purpose of the BBFC. Last in the series 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. With David Eades 10.45 Book at Bedtime: The Children Act. 11.00 Kevin Eldon Will See You Now. New series. The comedy sketch show returns 11.30 Lives in a Landscape. A woman who has decided to turn her large home into a

12.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD). 1.00 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 1.30 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 2.00 Ryan Giggs: A United Life (HD). 3.00 SPFL Round-Up (HD). 3.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD). 4.30 Ryan Giggs: A United Life (HD). 5.30 SPFL Round-Up (HD). wedding venue Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week: Please, Mr Postman. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast. Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 Clare McDonnell. Noon Tony Livesey. 2.00 Richard Bacon. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport. 10.30 Phil Williams. 1.00am Up All Night. Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Nick Bailey.

LATER LIVE - WITH JOOLS HOLLAND (BBC2, 10pm)

With an astonishing 44 series of his music show already under his belt, Jools Holland has turned Later into one of the BBC’s longest running music shows. Tonight sees Ryan Adams appear. Adams may not be a tunesmith for all tastes, but he has attracted a wide, diverse following, including Noel Gallagher. There are bound to be a few more fans converted by the end of this show when Adams performs a couple of tunes from his self-titled, self-produced 14th LP. Holland also welcomes alt-J, the Leedsbased trio who perform tracks from their pending second album, This Is All Yours. Plus, there are plenty of rising stars getting a much needed spell under the spotlight. West London soul act Jungle, and Californian R&B artist Banks will be promoting their respective albums.

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TV PICKS

Wednesday’s Television Guide THIS WORLD: IRELAND’S LOST BABIES 9pm, BBC2

Martin Sixsmith explores the Irish Catholic Church’s role in an adoption trade that saw thousands of children sent abroad.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Rip Off Britain (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 11.00 Street Patrol UK (S,HD). 11.45 Caught Red Handed (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). From Builth Wells in Wales. 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Pressure Pad (S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (S,HD). 3.45 A Taste of Britain (S,HD). 4.30 Flog It! (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

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SARAH BEENY’S DOUBLE YOUR HOUSE FOR HALF THE MONEY 8pm, Channel 4

In Fleckney, Leicestershire, Sarah meets firsttime renovators Steve and Hannah, who have recently bought a dilapidated 1970s property with the aim of extending, modernising and fixing it to create a multi-purpose, stylish house with home office.

BBC2

6.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 7.00 Street Patrol UK (R,S,HD). 7.45 Caught Red Handed (R,S,HD). 8.15 Sign Zone (R,S). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and Stone (R,S). 1.30 Cash in the Attic (R,S). 2.15 Ready Steady Cook (R,S,HD). 3.00 Celebrity MasterChef (R,S,HD). 3.45 Snowdonia – A Year in the Wild (R,S,HD). 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys (R,S,HD). 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R,S,HD).

THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF 8pm, BBC1

BRITAIN’S DEADLIEST ROADS 8pm, Channel 5

The remaining contestants face three tasks involving pastry, making signature savoury parcels, kouign amanns and two different types of eclair in the showstopper round.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). A debate on domestic violence. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Who’s Doing the Dishes? (S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (S,HD).

Documentary highlighting some of the nation’s worst roads, from the noisiest carriageway in Britain – the A180 – to the treacherous A9. The programme hears from traffic officers who patrol the M25 and taxi drivers used to weaving through gridlock. Narrated by Robert Webb.

Channel 4

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Ultimate Police Interceptors (R,S,HD). The team arrest a man for domestic violence. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). 3.15 Film: Torn Apart (S) (2004). Thriller, starring Tia Carrere. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD). Lou puts his foot in it with Lauren and Matt.

Two Tribes, 6pm

Celebrity Squares, 8pm

Sarah Beeny’s Double Your ... 8pm

Police Interceptors, 7pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 Two Tribes (S,HD). 23/30. Quiz, hosted by Richard Osman. 6.30 Eggheads (S,HD). 41/100. Quiz, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 6/21. Homer and Lisa discover they have hidden talents. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Finn prepares to make his plea in court.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Nate waits for news on Sophie’s condition. 6.30 Scotland: Yes or No? 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Hosted by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 Fake Britain (R,S,HD). Matt Allwright investigates bogus car accessories. Followed by Regional News.

7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (S,HD). 7/20. Mother-anddaughter TV presenters Esther Rantzen and Rebecca Wilcox race in and around Reading.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). The day of Aaron’s sentencing arrives. 7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Jim sets Peter straight about who is in charge.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 Police Interceptors (R,S). Officers in South Yorkshire’s Road Crime Unit join forces with the helicopter to track down a wanted criminal. Followed by 5 News Update.

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A Question of Sport, 10.35pm

8.00 The Great British Bake Off (S,HD). 7/10. See Choices Above.

8.00 Hotel India (S,HD). 4/4. Tikka Singh reveals how his maharajah great-grandfather attended the hotel’s inauguration in 1903, and guests and staff recall a terrorist attack in 2008. Last in the series.

8.00 Celebrity Squares (S,HD). 2/7. Dame Edna Everage, Carol Vorderman, Lucy Pargeter, Ashleigh and Pudsey, Rufus Hound, Patrick Monahan and Roisin Conaty join resident comedians Tim Vine and Joe Wilkinson.

8.00 Sarah Beeny’s Double Your House for Half the Money (S). 7/10. See Choices Above.

8.00 Britain’s Deadliest Roads (S,HD). See Choices Above. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

9.00 Our Zoo (S,HD). 3/6. The family nurses Eve the bear back to health, but it seems that the project could be spiralling out of control. Meanwhile, the local residents are growing ever more hostile.

9.00 This World: Ireland’s Lost Babies (S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.00 Scott & Bailey (S,HD). 2/8. See Choices Above.

9.00 Grand Designs (S,HD). 3/10. GP Peter Berkin and his wife Chard, an alternative medicine practitioner, have decided to build a new home at the bottom of their garden, but cannot agree on any part of the design.

9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! (S,HD). 1/8. New series. As the documentary returns, sheriff Paul Bohill chases a debt owed by Neil “Razor” Ruddock, before being forced to evict a school dinner lady in south London.

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10.00 Some Dog Owners with Jokes (S,HD). 4/4. Shaggy dog stories and more. Last in the series. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.40 Through the Keyhole (R,S,HD). 3/7. Jimmy Carr, Natalie Anderson and Dave Berry make up this week’s panel as Keith Lemon tours mystery homes and challenges them to guess the identities of the famous occupants.

10.00 Cops and Robbers (R,S). 2/2. Part two of two. Specialist teams of officers help a prolific shoplifter who has been in police custody more than 90 times and a burglar who is no stranger to a prison cell.

10.00 Wentworth Prison (S,HD). 3/12. Simone is back inside Wentworth and aims to weaken Franky’s position as top dog by finding a way to smuggle drugs into the prison, while Doreen grows closer to a fellow inmate.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). Followed by National Lottery Update. 10.35 A Question of Sport (S,HD). 34/36. A look at the best moments from the lighthearted quiz in the past 12 months.

11.05 Room 101 – Extra Storage (R,S,HD). 7/8. With Larry Lamb, David O’Doherty and Lauren Laverne. 11.50 Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! (S,HD) (2004). See Choices Above. ●●●

11.20 Peaky Blinders (R,S,HD). 3/6. Two men claiming to be IRA sympathisers offer to buy the stolen guns.

11.40 The Undriveables (R,S,HD). 1/6. Some of Britain’s worst learner drivers try to pass their test.

11.05 999: What’s Your Emergency? (R,S,HD). 6/10. Female emergency workers reveal the challenges they face.

11.00 The Body of Proof Movie: Going Viral (R,S,HD). 18&19/20. Feature length episode. Megan investigates a mysterious viral outbreak in Philadelphia.

1.20 Weather for the Week Ahead (S). 1.25 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 The Motorway: Life in the Fast Lane (R,S,HD). 1.20 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are? (R,S). 2.20 Sign Zone: Doctor Who (R,S,HD). 3.05 This Is BBC Two (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (R,S,HD). 4.00 Now’s the Hour (R,S,HD). 5.00 Schools – Pantocracy (R,S,HD). A surreal sitcom about a dysfunctional panto family.

12.10 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 2.30 British Touring Car Championship Highlights (HD). Action from the eighth round of the season from Rockingham. 3.45 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). Guests air their differences.

12.00 Music on 4: Bestival 2014 (S). Highlights from the music festival on the Isle of Wight. 1.00 Film: Michael (HD) (2011). Premiere. Drama, starring Michael Fuith. ●●●● 2.35 Film: The Big Trees (S) (1952). Romantic drama, starring Kirk Douglas and Eve Miller. ●●● 4.10 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses (R,S,HD). 5.05 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.35 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours (S). Solving cases across Canada and America. 1.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Once Upon a Time (R,S,HD). A giant goes on the rampage in Storybrooke. 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S). 4.20 HouseBusters (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 House Doctor (R,S).

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Syndicate 9 find themselves dealing with a high-profile historical case after Mandy Sweeting’s body is recovered from a quarry, 23 years after she was first reported missing. Crime drama, starring Suranne Jones.

ITV2 6.55 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 7.25 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 7.55 Dinner Date (R,S). 8.50 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). 9.35 The Real Housewives of DC (R,S,HD). 10.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.25 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.15 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 12.50 The Xtra Factor (R,S,HD). 1.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 5.05 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD).

LIVE UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 7.30pm, Sky1

Chelsea v Schalke 04 (Kick-off 7.45pm). Coverage of the matchday one Group G fixture from Stamford Bridge, where the Blues face German opposition. The sides were also drawn in the same group last season, and Chelsea recorded comfortable 3-0 wins home and away.

Sky1

6.00 The Real A&E (R,S,HD). 7.00 Futurama (R,S,HD). 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 3.00 Glee (R,S,HD). The tables are turned at the school dance. 4.00 Futurama (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). The family heads for Africa. 5.30 Futurama (R,S). Fry and Leela get trapped on a planet of human-hating robots.

FILM PICKS

SCOTT & BAILEY 9pm, ITV

WIN A DATE WITH TAD HAMILTON! 11.50pm, BBC1

A supermarket checkout girl wins a date with a film star. Romantic comedy, starring Kate Bosworth, Topher Grace and Josh Duhamel.

GOLD 7.00 The Two Ronnies (S). 7.50 Sorry!. 8.30 Bewitched. 9.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.30 Happy Days. 10.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 10.40 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 11.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 12.00 Porridge (S). 12.40 The Two Ronnies (S). 1.30 Sorry!. 2.10 Bewitched. 2.40 I Dream of Jeannie. 3.10 Happy Days. 3.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 4.20 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 5.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 5.30 Only Fools and Horses (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 7.00 WWE Vintage (S,HD). 8.00 Ryan Giggs: A United Life (HD). 9.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD). 10.00 Football’s Greatest Players (HD). 11.00 Ryan Giggs: A United Life (HD). 12.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD). 1.00 Football’s Greatest Players (HD). 3.00 Ryan Giggs: A United Life (HD). 4.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD). 5.00 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD). 5.30 Football’s Greatest Players (HD).

The 40 Year-Old Virgin, 9pm

How I Met Your ... 7.30pm

Legends, 10pm

dinnerladies, 8.40pm

Live UEFA ... 7.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S). 30/30. London bachelor Martin looks for love.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 7/24. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 8/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 6/13. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 18/21. Marge accidently slices off Homer’s thumb.

6.10 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 7/10. Hyacinth plans to show off her singing talents. 6.50 Open All Hours (S). 5/7.

6.00 Ryan Giggs: A United Life (HD). The remarkable career of the Manchester United legend.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 9/28. Humorous footage, including an out-of-control rally car. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S).

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Tony must decide where his loyalties lie. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 3/24.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 19/21. Homer and Ned build a theme park. 7.30 Live UEFA Champions League (HD). See Choices Above.

7.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 8/10. Harry discovers the happiest person in EastEnders.

8.00 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). A selection of camcorder calamities, featuring giddy grandmas, holiday hiccups and sporting disasters. Narrated by Harry Hill.

8.00 Marley and Me (S,HD) (2008). See Choices Above. ●●●

7.00 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD). A profile of former Chelsea forward Gianfranco Zola. 7.30 Live UEFA Champions League (HD). Chelsea v Schalke 04 (Kick-off 7.45pm). Coverage of the matchday one Group G fixture from Stamford Bridge, where the Blues face German opposition.

9.00 The 40 Year-Old Virgin (S,HD) (2005). A man who has never had sex is set up on a series of dates, only to fall for a woman who does not want a physical relationship. Comedy, starring Steve Carell and Catherine Keener. Including FYI Daily. ●●●

8.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 5/7. Del decorates the local Chinese restaurant. 8.40 dinnerladies (S). 3/6. Bren’s mother wreaks havoc.

BBC3

7.00 Top Gear (R,S). The presenters compete in a classic car rally. 8.00 Being Sixteen in Scotland (S,HD). Part two of two. The lives of 16-year-olds, from a football lover to a trainee pilot. 9.00 Live at the Apollo (R,S,HD). With Rhod Gilbert and John Bishop. 9.30 Live at the Apollo (R,S,HD). 10.00 Life and Death Row (R,S,HD). A look at capital punishment through the eyes of young people. 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.30 Film: Tropic Thunder (S,HD) (2008). ●●●● 2.10 Life and Death Row (R,S,HD). 3.10 Sexy Beasts (R,S,HD). 3.40 Josh (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,HD). 8.00 Great British Railway Journeys (R,HD). 8.30 The Wonder of Animals (HD). 9.00 Oh! You Pretty Things: The Story of Music and Fashion (HD). New series. Documentary exploring the influence of musicians and designers in Britain. 10.00 Grand Prix: The Killer Years (R). 11.00 British Art at War: Bomberg, Sickert and Nash (R,HD). 12.00 Byzantium: A Tale of Three Cities (R,HD). 1.00 Britain on Film: This Sporting Life (R). 1.30 Grand Prix: The Killer Years (R). 2.30 The Wonder of Animals (R,HD). 3.00 Oh! You Pretty Things: The Story of Music and Fashion (R).

One to watch

9.20 Gavin & Stacey (S). 6/6. The day of the wedding arrives.

10.25 Glue (R,S). 1/8. A young 10.00 Legends (S,HD). 1/10. New series. Thriller, boy’s death prompts his starring Sean Bean as a friends to investigate deep-cover FBI agent the sinister side of their whose life is turned seemingly innocent upside down when a village. Drama, by This Is mysterious stranger England ’86 and ’88 informs him that his writer Jack Thorne. entire existence is a lie.

10.00 Outnumbered (S). 5/6. 10.00 Ryan Giggs: A United Ben is determined to Life (HD). The enter a school talent remarkable career of the competition. Manchester United legend, who retired 10.40 Outnumbered (S). 6/6. from playing at the end Another guest arrives to of last season, and is now stay with the family. part of Louis van Gaal’s coaching team at the club.

11.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.20 The Magaluf (R,S,HD). 5/17. Leonard Weekender (R,S,HD). fears he is wasting his 5/6. A girl from Brighton time with Penny. tries to seduce rep Jordan.

11.20 Absolutely Fabulous 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (S). 3/6. Patsy and Edina (R,S,HD). 21/24. Part two consider throwing an of two. Conclusion of orgy. the crossover episode with Hawaii Five-0.

11.00 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD). A profile of Gianfranco Zola. 11.30 Football’s Greatest Players (HD). The career of Cristiano Ronaldo.

12.20 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.45 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.10 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.35 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.55 Dads (R,S,HD). 2.20 Professor Green: The Hot Desk (R,S,HD). 2.30 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). Kensi and Deeks go undercover. 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 3.00 Strike Back: Shadow Warfare (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S,HD).

12.00 Elite League Speedway (HD). 2.00 Ryan Giggs: A United Life (HD). 3.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD). 4.00 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD). 4.30 Football’s Greatest Players (HD). 5.00 Ryan Giggs: A United Life (HD).

RADIO

MARLEY AND ME 8pm, E4

Comedy drama based on journalist John Grogan’s account of life with a mischievous golden Labrador. Starring Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston.

12.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12.30 Made in Chelsea NYC (R,S). 1.35 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 2.10 The IT Crowd (R,S). 2.35 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 3.00 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 3.25 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.10 Charmed (R,S). Part two of two. The world becomes destabilised.

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 3.30 The Official Chart Update. 4.00 Dev. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 The Surgery with Aled & Dr Radha. 10.00 Huw Stephens. 1.00am Benji B. 4.00 Gemma Cairney. Radio 2 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 The Folk Show with Mark Radcliffe. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 The Wonderful World of Cerys Matthews. 11.00 Trevor Nelson’s Soul Show. Midnight Janice Long. 2.00 Alex Lester.

Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. Noon Composer of the Week: Gaetano Donizetti. 1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 3.30 Choral Evensong. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Composer of the Week: Gaetano Donizetti. 7.30 Radio 3 in Concert. 10.00 Free Thinking. 10.45 The Essay: Samuel Beckett – Happy Days. 11.00 Late Junction. 12.30am Through the Night. Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today. 5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today. 9.00 Great Lives. 9.30 Publishing Lives. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM)

Book of the Week: Please, Mr Postman. 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 10.56 The Listening Project. 11.00 Don’t Log Off. 11.30 Wordaholics. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Home Front. 12.15 You and Yours. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Thames Crossings. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: The Man Who Turned into a Sofa. 3.00 Money Box Live. 3.30 Patients Doing It for Themselves. 4.00 The Educators. 4.30 The Media Show. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 (LW) Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 Jeremy Hardy Speaks to the Nation. 7.00 The Archers. David is worried

12.00 French and Saunders (S). Featuring a parody of Aliens. 12.40 dinnerladies (S). Bren’s mother wreaks havoc. 1.15 Gavin & Stacey (S). 1.45 Outnumbered (S). 2.15 Outnumbered (S). 2.45 The Young Ones (S). The boys resort to bank robbery. 3.25 French and Saunders (S). 4.00 Close about Ruth 7.15 Front Row. The shortlist for the BBC National Short Story Award 7.45 (LW) Queens of Noise: Rip It Up. Musical drama, by Louise Wener 7.45 (FM) Queens of Noise: Rip It Up. Musical drama, by Louise Wener 8.00 Future Proofing. Sarah Dunant daydreams about everlasting life 8.45 Four Thought. 9.00 Costing the Earth. The global impact of the El Nino phenomenon 9.30 Great Lives. A profile of English artist Edward Burra 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. With Ritula Shah 10.45 Book at Bedtime: The Children Act. 11.00 Jigsaw. 11.15 Mordrin McDonald: 21st-Century

Wizard. 11.30 Lives in a Landscape. Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week: Please, Mr Postman. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast. Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 Clare McDonnell. Noon Tony Livesey. 2.00 Richard Bacon. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport. 10.30 Phil Williams. 1.00am Up All Night. Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Nick Bailey.

THIS WORLD: IRELAND’S LOST BABIES (BBC Two, 9pm)

A few years ago, journalist Martin Sixsmith, maker of new documentary This World: Ireland’s Lost Babies (BBC Two, 9pm), met with Philomena Lee. She had worked at Sean Ross Abbey in County Tipperary, and was heartbroken when her young son Anthony was adopted against her wishes in the 1950s. Sixsmith turned the darkest chapter of her life into his 2009 book The Lost Child of Philomena Lee, later a film starring Judi Dench, with Steve Coogan playing Sixsmith. It was a hit, but also left some unanswered questions, so hopefully this new film will shed more light. Sixsmith’s latest quest takes him from Ireland to America in the hope of discovering more about the scandal that was kept a secret for so long.

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Thursday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 9pm, BBC1

Actor Martin Shaw tries to find out more about his paternal grandfather Edwin, who was rarely spoken about by his family.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Rip Off Britain (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S). 11.00 Street Patrol UK (S,HD). 11.45 Caught Red Handed (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S). From Hungerford in Berkshire. 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Pressure Pad (S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (S,HD). 3.45 A Taste of Britain (S,HD). 4.30 Flog It! (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

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OPERATION STONEHENGE: WHAT LIES BENEATH 8pm, BBC2

The concluding part of the documentary focuses on the construction, design and enduring significance of the iconic stone circle and the ancient civilisation that flourished around it. With access to the ground-breaking research of a revolutionary project.

BBC2

6.05 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 7.05 Street Patrol UK (R,S,HD). 7.50 Caught Red Handed (R,S,HD). 8.20 Sign Zone (R,S,HD). 10.35 HARDtalk (S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and Stone (R,S). 1.30 Cash in the Attic (R,S). 2.15 Ready Steady Cook (R,S,HD). 3.00 Celebrity MasterChef (R,S,HD). 3.45 New Forest – A Year in the Wild (R,S,HD). 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys (R,S,HD). 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R,S,HD).

BRITAIN’S CRAZIEST COMMUTES 8pm, Channel 5

LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION 8pm, Channel 4

The efforts of some workers to get to the office, including a single mother with a three-hour commute from the Isle of Wight to London and a cyclist with a 28-mile ride.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). Topical debate from a female perspective. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Who’s Doing the Dishes? (S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (S,HD).

Kirstie Allsopp meets newlyweds Graeme and Anna, who have relocated from Oxfordshire to Yorkshire only to find their hopes of buying a big, spacious property in a rural location thwarted by a rising market. Phil Spencer helps Leeds couple Sammi and Tom locate their perfect property.

Channel 4

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Marston’s Brewery: One Ale of a Job! (R,S,HD). A power cut hits production. Last in the series. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). 3.15 Film: Goodnight for Justice (S,HD) (2011). Western, starring Luke Perry. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

Penguins on a Plane: Great ... 9pm

Paul O’Grady: For the ... 8.30pm

Location, Location, Location, 8pm

Dallas, 10pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 Two Tribes (S,HD). 24/30. Quiz, hosted by Richard Osman. 6.30 Eggheads (S,HD). 42/100. Quiz, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 7/21. Homer is suspicious of Bart’s new friend. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Tony must decide where his loyalties lie.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Josh arrives at Evelyn’s house with mysterious injuries. 6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Topical stories from around the UK. 7.30 EastEnders (S,HD). The cause of the explosion is revealed. Followed by Regional News.

7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (S,HD). 8/20. Christopher Biggins and Lesley Joseph embark on a hunt around Essex and Buckinghamshire.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Noah collapses after stealing wine from Home Farm. 7.30 Against the Odds: Tonight (S,HD). See Choices Above.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 The Gadget Show (R,S,HD). Jon Bentley looks at how far TVs have evolved in a decade as the show celebrates 10 years on air. Followed by 5 News Update.

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DIY SOS: The Big Build, 8pm

8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build (S,HD). Nick Knowles and his team travel to Orpington, south-east London, where they work with local tradespeople to renovate the home of a man partially paralysed following an accident.

8.00 Operation Stonehenge: What Lies Beneath (S,HD). 2/2. See Choices Above.

8.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Noah’s story proves incriminating for Megan. 8.30 Paul O’Grady: For the Love of Dogs (S,HD). 3/11. The comedian meets a former breeding dog too scared to leave its kennel.

8.00 Location, Location, Location (S). 6/8. See Choices Above.

8.00 Britain’s Craziest Commutes (S,HD). See Choices Above. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? (S,HD). 7/10. See Choices Above.

9.00 Penguins on a Plane: Great Animal Moves (S,HD). 2/2. Part two of two. The transportation of exotic animals around the world, following saltwater crocodiles from France to Oxfordshire and two arctic wolves from Hungary to Scotland.

9.00 Chasing Shadows (S,HD). 3/4. See Choices Above.

9.00 Educating the East End (S). 3/8. Election fever hits Frederick Bremer School as the pupils embark on the campaign trail before casting their votes for head boy and girl.

9.00 Asbo & Proud (S,HD). Documentary following people with anti-social behaviour orders, including Wayne Banes from Chorley, who claims to have lost count of the number of times he has breached his Asbo.

10.00 Scotland in a Day (S,HD). Spoof documentary inspired by the Scottish independence referendum. 10.35 Bouncers (R,S,HD). 1/3. Following the work of door staff along Queen Street in Colchester, Essex.

10.00 Dallas (S,HD). 3/15. Bobby scrambles to outmanoeuvre John Ross’s efforts to frack on the estate, Christopher makes a discovery about Nicolas’s past and Emma’s games jeopardise Pamela’s wedding.

11.20 This World: Ireland’s Lost Babies (R,S,HD). Martin Sixsmith investigates the Irish Catholic Church’s role in a past adoption trade.

11.35 First Time Farmers (S,HD). 7/12. Robbie auctions off his mother’s troublesome cattle.

11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! (R,S,HD). 1/8. Return of the series exploring debt collection.

12.20 Traders: Millions by the Minute (R,S,HD). 1.20 Sign Zone: The War of the Tunnels – Panorama (R,S). 1.50 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (R,S). 4.00 The Birth of Empire: The East India Company (R,S). 5.00 Schools – History Hunt (R,S,HD).

12.30 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under (S,HD). The doctors pay a visit to the Gold Coast. 1.25 One Born Every Minute USA (S,HD). 2.20 Don’t Stop the Music (R,S). 3.15 1066: The Lost Battlefield – A Time Team Special (R,S,HD). 4.10 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses (R,S,HD). 5.05 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Once Upon a Time (R,S,HD). Emma, Mr Gold and Henry find Baelfire in Manhattan. 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S). 4.20 HouseBusters (R,S). A Wimbledon property with an uneasy atmosphere. 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 House Doctor (R,S).

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). 10.35 Scotland Decides (S). Huw Edwards presents live coverage from Glasgow as the referendum results come in, analysing how the vote is building up and what it could mean for the rest of the UK.

10.00 Mock the Week (S,HD). 8/14. With guests Rob Beckett, Gary Delaney, Sara Pascoe and Romesh Ranganathan. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

Thursday 18 Television Guide

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.40 Scotland Decides (S,HD). Alastair Stewart presents live coverage of the Scottish independence referendum result, featuring all the crucial counts and analysis from Tom Bradby, Joel Hills and Richard Edgar.

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As British athletes compete at the Special Olympics in Antwerp, Belgium, this programme investigates the tough reality of life for people with learning disabilities. As many as nine out of 10 experience harassment or violence because of their disability, and less than seven per cent are in paid employment.

ITV2 6.55 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 7.30 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 7.55 Dinner Date (R,S). 8.50 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). 9.35 The Real Housewives of DC (R,S,HD). 10.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.25 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.15 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 12.50 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 1.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 5.05 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD).

Sky1

6.00 The Real A&E (R,S,HD). 7.00 Futurama (R,S,HD). 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 3.00 Glee (R,S,HD). The students produce an erotic calendar. 4.00 Futurama (R,S). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). Homer opens a nursery. 5.30 Futurama (R,S). Bender becomes addicted to electricity.

Satellite Picks

AGAINST THE ODDS: TONIGHT 7.30pm, ITV

CHASING SHADOWS 9pm, ITV

Part one of two. Sean (Reece Shearsmith) looks into the case of a lawyer who fits none of the most common categories of missing persons, suspecting he is the third victim of a convicted killer.

SUBURGATORY 9pm, E4

Dallas goes to her mother’s funeral with Tessa, and is forced to come to terms with some home truths. Meanwhile, Fred, George and Noah go on a group date.

GOLD 7.00 The Two Ronnies (S). 7.55 Sorry!. 8.30 Bewitched. 9.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.30 Happy Days. 10.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 10.40 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 11.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 12.00 Open All Hours (S). 12.40 The Two Ronnies (S). 1.35 Sorry!. 2.10 Bewitched. 2.40 I Dream of Jeannie. 3.10 Happy Days. 3.40 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 4.20 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 5.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 5.30 Only Fools and Horses (S).

Sky Sports 1 6.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 7.00 WWE: Experience (HD). 8.00 Football’s Greatest Players (S). 9.00 Elite League Speedway (HD). 11.00 Football League Gold (S,HD). 11.15 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.00 Football’s Greatest Players (S). 1.00 FL72 Review (HD). 2.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 3.00 Elite League Speedway (HD). 5.00 Football’s Greatest Players (S). 5.30 Barclays Premier League World (S,HD).

Celebrity Juice, 10pm

2 Broke Girls, 9.30pm

Glee, 9pm

One Foot in the Grave, 8.40pm

Live Super League, 7.30pm

6.00 Dinner Date (R,S). 10/30. Potential suitors woo Jenni from Cardiff.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 9/24. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 10/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 10/13. Fry and the gang take a doomed cruise. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 21/21.

6.10 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 8/10. 6.50 Porridge (S). 4/6. The inmates face a day of hard labour.

6.00 Ringside (HD). Boxing magazine.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 11/28. Humorous footage, inc 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). Comical clips, narrated by Harry Hill.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Patrick tries to assert his control over Maxine and Dodger. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 4/24.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 11/22. Marge and Homer make plans for the future. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 12/22.

7.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 9/10. The quirky comic reenacts the sinking of the Titanic.

7.00 Super League Gold (HD). The 2000 Grand Final. 7.15 Super League Gold (HD). The 2001 Grand Final.

8.00 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). Camcorder calamities and home-video howlers, featuring naughty children, crazy cats and DIY disasters.

8.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 17/24. Amy tries to find Raj a date. 8.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 18/24. Sheldon visits his mother in Houston.

8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 3/24. Gloria panics when Joe is deemed too aggressive. 8.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 4/24. Cam is scared to tell his sister about his engagement.

8.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 6/7. The Trotters go on holiday. 8.40 One Foot in the Grave (S). 5/6. Victor waits for a phone call.

7.30 Live First Utility Super League (HD). The opening play-off match (Kick-off TBA). Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson present coverage as the play-offs get under way.

9.00 Bad Bridesmaid (S,HD). 2/6. Bride-to-be Nicola tries to convince her friends that Geordie Jemma is a genuine friend in a bid to win a luxury honeymoon, but her bizarre behaviour tests their patience.

9.00 Suburgatory (S,HD). 9/13. See Choices Above. 9.30 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 3/24. Max decides to take in a stray cat.

9.00 Glee (S,HD). 20/20. A writer is commissioned to pen a TV pilot about Rachel’s life, Sam wins his dream job at a steamy audition, and Mercedes prepares for her nationwide tour. Last in the series.

9.20 Fawlty Towers (S). 2/6. Basil goes to great lengths to prove a guest has smuggled a woman into his room.

DON’T DROP THE BABY 9pm, BBC3 Documentary following young fathers-to-be preparing for parenthood. In Portsmouth, electrician Shane Flooks believes he can deliver his own baby.

BBC3

7.00 Snog, Marry, Avoid? (R,S,HD). Ellie Taylor visits Nottingham. 7.30 Snog, Marry, Avoid? (R,S,HD). Ellie Taylor visits Essex. 8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S,HD). A groom plans a gritty, urban wedding for his bride. 9.00 Don’t Drop the Baby (S,HD). See Choices Above. 10.00 Bluestone 42 (R,S,HD). Simon and Bird argue over a book. 10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD). Phil is shaken when he walks in on Jay packing up his things. 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 Family Guy (R,S). 12.10 Family Guy (R,S). 12.35 Don’t Drop the Baby (R,S,HD). 1.30 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S,HD). 2.30 Snog, Marry, Avoid? (R,S,HD). 3.00 Don’t Drop the Baby (R,S).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 The Sky at Night (R,HD). 8.00 Horizon: Swallowed by a Black Hole (R,HD). A gas cloud’s potential encounter with a black hole. First aired in 2013. 9.00 A History of Britain by Simon Schama (R). The lives of Winston Churchill and George Orwell. Last in the series. 10.00 Lost Kingdoms of Central America (R,HD). 11.00 British Gardens in Time: Great Dixter (R,HD). 12.00 Horizon: Swallowed by a Black Hole (R,HD). 1.00 The Sky at Night (R,HD). 1.30 World War One at Home: Despatches from Tyneside (R). 2.00 The Secret Life of Books (R,HD). 2.30 A History of Britain by Simon Schama (R).

One to watch

10.00 The Last Ship (R,S,HD). 10.10 Come Fly with Me (S). 10.15 FL72 Review (HD). 10.00 Celebrity Juice (S,HD). 10.00 The Inbetweeners 3/6. Taaj Manzoor bumps 1/10. A US naval crew 2/11. With guest Gabby A round-up of recent (R,S). 2/6. Simon tries to into actor Rupert Grint. discover that 80 per cent Logan. matches, featuring all impress a girl. of the planet’s the goals from the 10.50 Little Britain (S). 4/8. 10.50 Release the Hounds 10.35 The IT Crowd (R,S). 4/6. population has been Championship, League Emily Howard has an (R,S,HD). Reggie Yates Jen asserts herself as wiped out while they One and League Two. x-ray. presents a Halloweenmanager. have been in the Arctic. themed game show. Post-apocalyptic drama, starring Eric Dane. 11.10 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 7/17. 11.40 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 8/17. Raj’s parents set him up on a blind date.

11.30 Gimme Gimme 11.00 A League of Their Gimme (S). 3/6. Linda Own (R,S,HD). 3/8. With finds romance with a Joe Hart, Kevin Pietersen motorcycle courier. and Josh Widdicombe.

12.50 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). Alan and Charlie worry about their mother’s funeral. 1.15 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.35 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 2.00 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 2.20 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.10 New Girl (R,S,HD). 12.40 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 1.10 Glue (R,S). Drama, by This Is England ’86 and ’88 writer Jack Thorne. 2.10 2 Broke Girls (R,S,HD). 2.30 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 3.25 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.15 Charmed (R,S). Piper and Leo acquire the power of the gods.

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 Strike Back: Shadow Warfare (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S,HD).

RADIO

11.50 The Magaluf Weekender (R,S,HD). 6/6. Rep Jordan is thrilled to welcome Welsh guests to the hotel.

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Dev. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 Phil Taggart. 10.00 The Residency: James Blake and SOHN. 1.00am Toddla T. 4.00 Gemma Cairney. Radio 2 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Paddy O’Connell. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Bob Harris Country. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 Quatrophonic. 11.00 Nigel Ogden: The Organist Entertains. 11.30 Listen to the Band. Midnight Janice Long. 2.00 Alex Lester.

Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. Noon Composer of the Week: Gaetano Donizetti. 1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Composer of the Week: Gaetano Donizetti. 7.30 Radio 3 in Concert. 10.00 Free Thinking. 10.45 The Essay: Samuel Beckett – Happy Days. 11.00 Late Junction. 12.30am Through the Night. Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today. 5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today. 8.31 (LW) Yesterday in Parliament. 9.00 Media and the Middle East. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Book of

the Week: Please, Mr Postman. 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 11.00 Crossing Continents. 11.30 Heaven and Earth: Le Ly Hayslip. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Home Front. 12.15 You and Yours. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Thames Crossings. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: The Basin. 3.00 Ramblings. 3.27 Radio 4 Appeal. 3.30 Open Book. 4.00 The Film Programme. 4.30 BBC Inside Science. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 Can’t Tell Nathan Caton Nothing. 7.00 The Archers. Joe and David celebrate 7.15 Front Row. With guest Denzel

12.10 French and Saunders (S). 12.40 One Foot in the Grave (S). 1.15 One Foot in the Grave (S). 1.45 Come Fly with Me (S). 2.15 Little Britain (S). 2.45 Yes, Prime Minister: Re-Elected (S). Celebration of the political sitcom. 3.50 Rex the Runt. 4.00 Close Washington 7.45 (LW) Queens of Noise: Rip It Up. By Roy Boulter. The band secure a legendary producer to work on their debut album 7.45 (FM) Queens of Noise: Rip It Up. By Roy Boulter. The band secure a legendary producer to work on their debut album 8.00 The Report. Current affairs 8.30 In Business. Exploring whether Myanmar can enter the 21st century 9.00 BBC Inside Science. 9.30 Disabled and Behind Bars. 9.59 Weather. 10.00 Scotland Decides. Live coverage of the results of the Scottish referendum 10.45 Book at Bedtime: The Children Act. 11.00 Scotland Decides. Further live coverage of the referendum results

11.15 Sporting Rivalries (S,HD). A look at the memorable rivalry between Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier. 11.45 Super League Gold. The 1999 Grand Final. 12.00 First Utility Super League (HD). The opening play-off match. 1.00 Ringside (HD). Boxing magazine. 2.00 First Utility Super League (HD). The opening play-off match. 3.00 FL72 Review (HD). A round-up of recent matches. 4.00 First Utility Super League (HD). 5.00 Ringside (HD). 12.48am (LW) Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast. Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 Clare McDonnell. Noon Dominic Laurie. 2.00 Richard Bacon. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport. 7.30 Ryder Cup: Top 10 Greatest Ryder Cup Moments. 9.00 5 Live Formula 1. 10.00 Scotland Decides. Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Lucy Coward.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? (BBC One, 9pm)

Born in Birmingham in 1945, Martin Shaw started out on stage, making his debut in an amateur production at the tender age of three. He’s gone on to become a major TV star with shows like The Professionals and Judge John Deed. Shaw is the latest celebrity to trace his ancestry in Who Do You Think You Are? He’s keen to find out more about his paternal grandfather Edwin: “There was always a kind of painful silence and information blackout about Edwin. It was as though this huge tragedy went into my father’s family - I think my dad said that Edwin left them for another woman.” “We are almost sure that Edwin was in the Marines, but that’s it, the rest of it is a complete blank.” Here’s hoping he does a Professional job of filling in the gaps tonight.

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TV PICKS

Friday’s Television Guide PIERS MORGAN’S LIFE STORIES: BEAR GRYLLS 9pm, ITV

The adventurer talks about extreme survival challenges, his time in the SAS, and the accident that nearly left him paralysed.

BBC1

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MASTERMIND 8pm, BBC2

John Humphrys invites four more contestants to take their place in the famous chair, where they answer questions on the specialist subjects of the Summer Olympic Games, Duke Ellington, Hammer Films and General James Wolfe. They then have a chance to demonstrate their general knowledge in the final round.

BBC2

7.05 Street Patrol UK (R,S,HD). 7.50 Caught Red Handed (R,S,HD). 8.20 Sign Zone (R,S). 10.35 The Travel Show (S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and Stone (R,S). 1.30 Cash in the Attic (R,S). 2.15 Ready Steady Cook (R,S,HD). 3.00 Celebrity MasterChef (R,S,HD). 3.45 Cairngorms – A Year in the Wild (R,S,HD). 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys (R,S,HD). 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R,S,HD).

BOOMERS 9pm, BBC1

The gang attends a 1960s-themed weekend, only to find Alan has messed up the booking, and Carol bumps into an old friend – which could spell trouble for Trevor. Last in the series.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 10.00 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). With June Whitfield. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). The team is in St Helens, Merseyside. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Who’s Doing the Dishes? (S,HD). DJ Dane Bowers plays mystery celebrity host. 5.00 The Chase (S,HD).

8 OUT OF 10 CATS DOES COUNTDOWN 9pm, Channel 4

Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy panel show’s version of the famous quiz, with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson joined by guests Vic Reeves and Jo Brand. Countdown regular Susie Dent is in Dictionary Corner with Adam Buxton, maths expert Rachel Riley looks after the letters and numbers.

Channel 4

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Britain’s Deadliest Roads (R,S,HD). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). 3.15 Magic Beyond Words: The JK Rowling Story (R,S,HD). Drama charting the author’s life, starring Poppy Montgomery. 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

Lorraine Pascale: How to ... 8.30pm

Coronation Street, 7.30pm

Alan Carr: Chatty Man, 10pm

NCIS, 10pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional Programme; Weather.

6.00 Two Tribes (S,HD). 25/30. Quiz, hosted by Richard Osman. 6.30 Eggheads (S,HD). 43/100. Quiz, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 8/21. Mr Burns wins a professional basketball team in a poker game. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Hannah insists the police should be called about Josh’s beating. 6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Hosted by Chris Evans and Alex Jones. 7.30 A Question of Sport (R,S,HD). A look at the best moments from the light-hearted quiz. Followed by Regional News.

7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (S,HD). 9/20. Phil Vickery and Martin Offiah embark on an antiques hunt around Bristol.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). The police reveal they found pesticide in the wine Noah drank. 7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Michael is distraught to learn that his father died in his fifties.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S).

7.00 World War II in Colour (S,HD). The effectiveness of the German blitzkrieg, a new form of warfare that took the Allies by surprise. Followed by 5 News Update.

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Big School, 9.30pm

8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Phil gatecrashes Jay’s leaving dinner at Max’s. 8.30 Would I Lie to You? (S,HD). 2/8. With Bruno Tonioli, Adam Buxton, Kirsty Wark and Rob Beckett.

8.00 Mastermind (S,HD). 6/31. See Choices Above. 8.30 Lorraine Pascale: How to Be a Better Cook (S,HD). 2/6. A canape menu for a hen party.

8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape: A Taste of the Sun (S,HD). 3/6. Gino D’Acampo explores the gastronomic region of EmiliaRomagna. 8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Steve decides he has no choice but to confront Jim.

8.00 The Million Pound Drop (S,HD). 11/12. Davina McCall presents the quiz show in which contestants are challenged to place large quantities of cash over trapdoors as they face a series of questions.

8.00 Storage: Flog the Lot! (S,HD). New series. Dealers meet for a secret auction at a warehouse to bid against each other for a series of mystery items, before attempting to turn a profit with their winnings. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

9.00 Boomers (S,HD). 6/6. See Choices Above. 9.30 Big School (S,HD). 4/6. An impromptu Ofsted inspection panics the staff.

9.00 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice (S,HD). 7/10. An interview with Wednesday’s eliminated baker. 9.30 Gardeners’ World (S,HD). 25/31. Joe Swift learns about the importance of allotment beekeeping.

9.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Bear Grylls (S,HD). 3/3. See Choices Above.

9.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (S,HD). 3/3. See Choices Above.

9.00 Body of Proof (S,HD). 1/13. See Choices Above.

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10.00 The Perfect Morecambe & Wise (S). 9/9. Eric and Ernie take a trip back to ancient Egypt. Last in the series. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). 10.35 The National Lottery Stars: 2014 (S,HD). See Choices Above. Followed by National Lottery Update.

11.20 Outnumbered (R,S,HD). 6/6. Auntie Angela visits when Grandad falls ill. Last in the series. 11.50 EastEnders (S,HD). Omnibus. Alfie is forced into a desperate course of action.

11.20 Later – with Jools Holland (S,HD). 1/8. New series. With performances by alt-J, Ryan Adams, Jungle and Banks.

1.45 Weather for the Week Ahead (S). 1.50 BBC News (S,HD).

12.25 Film: Nothing to Lose (S) (1997). Revenge comedy, with Martin Lawrence and Tim Robbins. ●●● 2.00 Sign Zone: Clothes to Die For (R,S). The stories of people who survived the collapse of the Rana Plaza factory in Dhaka. 3.00 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

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Television Guide

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.40 Hot Fuzz (S,HD) (2007). See Choices Above. ●●●●

12.50 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service.

10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (S,HD). 2/15. Dan Aykroyd talks about his role in Get on Up, and Kate Hudson and Zach Braff discuss their film Wish I Was Here. Plus, Lee Mack on his new tour and music by Professor Green.

10.00 NCIS (R,S,HD). 1/24. Tony tries to piece together the chain of events that led to him being shot and suspicion falls on his ex-lover EJ Barrett.

11.05 Jon Richardson Grows Up (R,S,HD). 1/3. The comedian gets to grips with adult issues.

11.00 NCIS (R,S,HD). 2/24. A US marine is stabbed on the way to his homecoming party. 11.55 Access.

12.10 Film: Troll Hunter (HD) (2010). See Choices Above. ●●●● 1.55 Anna & Katy (R,S,HD). 2.20 The Inbetweeners USA (S,HD). 2.45 Very Important People (R,S,HD). 3.10 Revenge (S,HD). 3.50 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses (R,S,HD). 4.40 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites (R,S,HD). 4.55 SuperScrimpers: Top Tips (S,HD). 5.05 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). 5.45 NFL: Rush Zone (S).

12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Once Upon a Time (R,S,HD). Snow White’s goodness is put to the test. 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S). 4.20 HouseBusters (R,S). Changes to the home that could improve lives. 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). A neglected seaside bungalow in Essex. 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 House Doctor (R,S).

In your newspaper today Friday’s Western Morning News includes our insightful Westcountry Horses section, plus there’s extensive motoring coverage of road tests, news and more. Westcountry Live! is your essential round-up of the region’s forthcoming arts and culture events. Visit www.westernmorningnews.co.uk for more details or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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BODY OF PROOF 9pm, Channel 5

Part one of two. Megan returns to work following Peter’s death, and though initially assigned to a seemingly routine case soon finds herself investigating the mysterious deaths of five veterans of the conflict in Afghanistan after she uncovers their bodies close by to the scene of her inquiry.

John Barrowman hosts the awards ceremony celebrating the work of lottery-funded projects from across the UK. Pixie Lott and Ella Henderson provide the music.

ITV2 6.00 Beauty and the Geek (R). 6.55 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 7.55 Dinner Date (R,S). 8.50 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). 9.35 The Real Housewives of DC (R,S). 10.30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.25 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 12.15 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 1.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 5.05 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (S,HD).

Sky1

6.00 The Real A&E (R,S,HD). 7.00 Futurama (R,S). 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 3.00 Glee (R,S,HD). New Directions are tasked with unleashing their inner divas. 4.00 Futurama (R,S). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 5.30 Futurama (R,S). Fry sets out to win a competition.

FILM PICKS

THE NATIONAL LOTTERY STARS: 2014 10.35pm, BBC1

HOT FUZZ 10.40pm, ITV

A zealous policeman is relocated to a sleepy village, where a series of grisly accidents arouses his suspicions. Action comedy, starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.

GOLD 7.00 The Two Ronnies (S). 7.50 Sorry!. 8.30 Bewitched. 9.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.30 Happy Days. 10.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 10.45 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 11.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 12.00 Porridge (S). 12.40 The Two Ronnies (S). 1.35 Sorry!. 2.15 Bewitched. 2.45 I Dream of Jeannie. 3.15 Happy Days. 3.50 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 4.30 ’Allo ’Allo! (S). 5.10 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 5.40 Only Fools and Horses (S).

Sky Sports 1 7.00 WWE: Raw (HD). 9.00 Ringside (HD). 10.00 First Utility Super League (HD). 11.00 Football’s Greatest Players (HD). 11.30 Barclays Premier League World (S,HD). 12.00 Ringside (HD). 1.00 First Utility Super League (HD). 2.00 Barclays Premier League World (S,HD). 2.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 3.00 First Utility Super League (HD). 4.00 Ringside (HD). 5.00 Barclays Premier League Preview (HD). 5.30 Football’s Greatest Players (HD).

You’ve Been Framed!, 7pm

Die Hard, 9pm

A League of Their Own, 9pm

Fawlty Towers, 7pm

The Fantasy ... 6.30pm

6.00 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 24/24. An inside peek at never-before-seen footage.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 11/24. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 1/16. Bender flushes Nibbler down the toilet. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 14/22.

6.20 Keeping Up Appearances (S). 9/10. Hyacinth takes delivery of a new suite.

6.00 Football Freestyler (HD). 6.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD).

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). Comical clips, narrated by Harry Hill. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). Featuring a boy snowboarding.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Nico is suspicious as Sienna remains missing. 7.30 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 9/13. Dallas attends her mother’s funeral.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 15/22. Flanders is plagued with guilt after punching Homer. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 16/22.

7.00 Fawlty Towers (S). 2/6. Classic comedy first broadcast in 1979. 7.50 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 10/10. Dogs compete in The Apprentice.

7.30 Live First Utility Super League (HD). The second play-off match (Kick-off TBA). Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson present coverage as the post-season continues.

8.00 Tomorrow Never Dies (S,HD) (1997). James Bond battles to stop a media mogul’s plan to start a war between Britain and China. Spy adventure, starring Pierce Brosnan, Jonathan Pryce, Teri Hatcher and Michelle Yeoh. Including FYI Daily. ●●●●

8.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 15/24. Robin and Ted discover what Barney does for a living. 8.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 16/24.

8.00 The Last Ship (HD). 2/10. A ground mission to Guantanamo Bay to pick up vital supplies takes a turn for the worse when Chandler and his comrades are attacked by escaped prisoners.

8.20 Porridge: Inside Out (S). 2/3. Series examining the making of the prison sitcom, featuring contributions from cast members, writers and fans.

9.00 Die Hard (S,HD) (1988). A New York cop battles armed men who have taken over a Los Angeles skyscraper where his wife is working on Christmas Eve. Action thriller, starring Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman. ●●●●●

9.00 A League of Their Own (S,HD). 4/8. Liverpool legend Kevin Keegan, stand-up Russell Howard and Saturdays singer Una Foden join in the fun on the sports quiz, hosted by James Corden.

9.25 Frankie Howerd: The Lost Tapes (S). Profile of the comedian, featuring TV pilots and home movies to material from a live stand-up show, plus interviews with famous fans.

RADIO

12.45 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). Charlie bonds with Herb’s sister. 1.15 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). Alan looks forward to Judith’s wedding. 1.40 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 2.00 Two and a Half Men (R,S). 2.25 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.55 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

10.15 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). John Fendley and Paul Merson present a discussion on key fantasy football issues, as well as the weekend’s Premier League matches.

11.45 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 9/17. An invitation to a physics conference causes conflict.

11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2/24. A former marine is killed during a drone strike on a terrorist target.

11.00 Shooting Stars (S). 3/7. 11.15 Barclays Premier With Tulisa, Brendan League Preview (HD). Cole, Chris Kamara and 11.45 Football Freestyler John Simpson. (HD). Football tricks from 11.40 The Mighty Boosh (S). the world’s leading 3/8. The zoo’s oldest exponents. gorilla falls ill.

12.15 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12.40 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 1.40 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 2.15 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 2.40 Drifters (R,S,HD). 3.05 PhoneShop (R,S,HD). 3.30 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.15 Charmed (R,S).

12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). Four people are killed in an explosion at a diner. 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 2.00 Hawaii Five0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 Strike Back: Shadow Warfare (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S,HD).

12.20 15 Storeys High (S). 1.00 The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer (S). 1.30 Best of Not the Nine O’Clock News (S). 1.55 Shooting Stars (S). 2.25 The Mighty Boosh (S). 2.55 15 Storeys High (S). 3.25 The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer (S). 4.00 Close

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Dev. 6.00 Radio 1’s Dance Anthems with Dev. 7.00 Annie Mac. 10.00 Pete Tong. 1.00am B.Traits. 4.00 Radio 1’s Essential Mix. Radio 2 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Paddy O’Connell. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Desmond Carrington: The Music Goes Round. 8.00 Friday Night Is Music Night. 10.00 The Radio 2 Arts Show with Claudia Winkleman. Midnight Huey Morgan. 3.00 Richard Allinson.

Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. Noon Composer of the Week: Gaetano Donizetti. 1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Composer of the Week: Gaetano Donizetti. 7.30 Radio 3 in Concert. 10.00 The Verb. 10.45 The Essay: Samuel Beckett – Happy Days. 11.00 World on 3. 1.00am Through the Night. Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today. 5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today. 8.31 (LW) Yesterday in Parliament. 9.00 The Reunion. 9.45 (LW) Act of Worship. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week:

Please, Mr Postman. 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 11.00 My Family and Other Ibex. 11.30 My First Planet. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Home Front. 12.15 You and Yours. Consumer affairs 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. Presented by Martha Kearney 1.45 Thames Crossings. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: Brief Lives. By Tom Fry and Sharon Kelly. Last in the series 3.00 Gardeners’ Question Time. From Harrogate 3.45 Finery. 4.00 Last Word. Obituary series 4.30 More or Less. 4.55 The Listening Project. 5.00 PM. With Eddie Mair 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30

The Now Show. 7.00 The Archers. Fallon makes a decision 7.15 Front Row. Kirsty Lang meets Zach Braff 7.45 Queens of Noise: Rip It Up. Musical drama, by Roy Boulter 8.00 Any Questions? From Greyfriars Kirk, Edinburgh 8.50 A Point of View. With Lisa Jardine 9.00 Home Front. Parts 31-25/45. Folkestone honours its dead 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. With Ritula Shah 10.45 Book at Bedtime: The Children Act. By Ian McEwan, abridged by Sally Marmion 11.00 Great Lives. 11.27 Lives in a Landscape. Alan Dein follows a husband-and-wife singing duo 11.55 The Listening Project. Midnight News

BBC3

7.00 Great Movie Mistakes IV: May the Fourth Be with You (R,S). Blunders in Hollywood films. 8.00 Don’t Drop the Baby (R,S,HD). Young fathers-tobe prepare for parenthood. 9.00 Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents (R,S). Two teenage girls travel to Corfu. 10.00 Some Girls (R,S,HD). Comedy following teenagers growing up on a south London estate. 10.30 EastEnders (R,S,HD). 11.00 Flat TV (S,HD). 11.15 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 11.40 Family Guy (R,S). 12.00 Family Guy (R,S). 12.25 Bad Education (R,S,HD). 12.55 Cuckoo (R,S,HD). 1.25 Cuckoo (R,S,HD). 1.50 Cuckoo (R,S,HD). 2.20 Some Girls (R,S,HD). 2.50 Bad Education (R,S,HD). 3.20 Flat TV (R,S,HD). 3.35 Fried (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Last Night at the Proms from Around the UK. Clemency BurtonHill and Soweto Kinch present performances from across the country as musicians celebrate the end of the Proms season. 9.00 Hello Quo (2012). Documentary about Status Quo. ●●●● 10.20 Big Hits: TOTP 1964 to 1975 (R). With the Rolling Stones, Peter Sarstedt, Stevie Wonder and Julie Driscoll. 11.50 Roxy Music at Frejus (R). An archive concert by the rock group. 12.40 Oh! You Pretty Things: The Story of Music and Fashion (R,HD). 1.40 Film: Hello Quo (2012). ●●●● 3.00 Roxy Music at Frejus (R).

One to watch

10.00 50 Ways to Kill Your Mammy (R,S,HD). 4/6. Baz Ashmawy and his 71-year-old mum head to Thailand, where Nancy rides an elephant and goes white-water rafting along the wild ravines.

10.25 The 40 Year-Old Virgin (S,HD) (2005). A man who has never had sex is set up on a series of dates, only to fall for a woman who does not want a physical relationship. Comedy, starring Steve Carell and Catherine Keener. Including FYI Daily. ●●●

TROLL HUNTER 12.10am, Channel 4

Three film students stumble on a government-sanctioned monster slayer. Fantasy horror, starring Otto Jespersen and Glenn Erland Tosterud.

12.15 First Utility Super League (HD). 1.15 Super League Gold. 1.30 Ringside (HD). 2.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 3.30 Barclays Premier League Preview (HD). 4.00 Football Freestyler (HD). 4.30 First Utility Super League (HD). 5.30 Barclays Premier League Preview (HD). and Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week: Please, Mr Postman. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.20 (FM) Shipping Forecast. Radio 5 Live 5.00am 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 Scotland Decides. 2.00pm Kermode and Mayo’s Film Review. 3.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport. 10.00 Stephen Nolan. 1.00am Up All Night. Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Anne-Marie Minhall. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Lucy Coward.

PIERS MORGAN’S LIFE STORIES: BEAR GRYLLS (ITV, 9pm)

TV adventurer Bear Grylls is the final celebrity to chat to Piers Morgan in this series of Life Stories. Born Edward Michael Grylls in 1974 to politician Sir Michael Grylls and Lady Sarah Grylls, his nickname ‘Bear’ was given to him by elder sister, Lara. Grylls was educated at Eton College, where he played a part in setting up its first mountaineering club. He learned to climb and sail from a young age with his father, a member of the Royal Yacht Squadron. He opens up to Piers about the trauma of being sent to boarding school, his time spent serving in the SAS and his climb to the summit of Mount Everest aged 23. There’s every chance Grylls will also let us in on his family life. He’s been happily married for 14 years now, and he and wife Shara have three sons.

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Saturday’s Television Guide TV PICKS

CASUALTY 9.10pm, BBC1

Connie’s old boss Andrea returns to the ED and risks a boy’s life to conceal her secret. Lofty worries about a patient’s mental health and Tamzin is jealous of Tamzin and Jeff.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live (S). 11.30 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice (R,S,HD). 12.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 12.10 Football Focus (S,HD). 12.50 Saturday Sportsday (S). 1.00 Bargain Hunt (S). 2.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S). 4.00 Final Score (S,HD). 5.10 Formula 1: Singapore Grand Prix Qualifying Highlights (S,HD). Action from the Marina Bay Street Circuit.

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THE CHASE: CELEBRITY SPECIAL 7pm, ITV

Coronation Street actress Samia Ghadie (Maria Connor), The Last Leg’s Alex Brooker, presenter Annabel Giles and comedian Julian Clary compete to win thousands of pounds for charity by taking on one of the show’s resident trivia experts in a test of their general knowledge.

BBC2

6.10 Film: The Falcon in Hollywood (1944). ●● 7.15 Film: The Falcon in San Francisco (S) (1945). ●●● 8.20 The Trials of Life 10.00 Map Man 10.30 South Africa Walks 11.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys 12.00 Rick Stein’s Mediterranean Escapes 1.00 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 1.30 TBA. 1.40 Talking Pictures (S). 2.20 Film: Ladies in Lavender (S) (2004). ●●● 3.55 Film: Six Days Seven Nights (S) (1998). ●●● 5.30 The £100K House: Tricks of the Trade (R,S,HD).

THE X FACTOR 8pm, ITV

Having proved themselves in front of the panel, the hopefuls now perform in front of an audience of almost 5,000 at Wembley Arena, battling for limited places at boot camp.

ITV

6.00 CITV. 9.25 ITV News (S). 9.30 The Hungry Sailors (R,S,HD). 10.25 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD). 11.25 ITV News and Weather (S). 11.30 Film: Columbo: Swan Song (S) (1974). Crime drama, starring Peter Falk and Johnny Cash. ●●●● 1.30 Catchphrase (R,S,HD). 2.15 I Never Knew That About Britain (R,S,HD). 2.45 The X Factor (R,S,HD). 3.50 Film: The Incredible Hulk (S,HD) (2008). Comic-book adventure, starring Edward Norton. ●●●

LIVE INTERNATIONAL BOXING 10pm, Channel 5

Rising super-bantamweight star Kid Galahad returns to action against an unnamed opponent at the Ponds Forge in Sheffield, as he looks to enhance his burgeoning reputation. Despite winning the vacant European and Commonwealth titles in his last two outings it is world honours that Galahad truly covets.

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6.00 Trans World Sport (S,HD). 6.55 Great Scottish Swim. 7.55 The Morning Line (S,HD). 9.00 Weekend Kitchen (S,HD). 10.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 10.30 Frasier (R,S). 11.25 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12.25 The Simpsons (R,S). Selma dates Troy McClure. 12.50 Gadget Man (R,S,HD). Richard Ayoade trials gadgets to ease shopping. 1.25 Channel 4 Racing (S,HD). Live coverage. 4.10 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

6.00 Milkshake!. 10.00 Chinese Food in Minutes (R,S). 10.15 The Secret Life of Pets (R,S,HD). 10.45 Ultimate Police Interceptors (R,S). 11.45 Police Interceptors (R,S). 12.45 Film: The Magnificent Seven Ride! (1972). ●●● 2.45 Film: The Long Ships (1963). Viking adventure, starring Richard Widmark and Sidney Poitier. ●● 5.10 5 News Weekend (S,HD). 5.15 Film: U-571 (2000). Second World War adventure. ●●

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7.15 The Wild Geese (1978). British mercenaries hired to free a political prisoner from an African state are betrayed by their employers. Action adventure, with Richard Burton, Richard Harris and Roger Moore. ●●●

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6.15 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 20/35. Scouser David Goodier hosts the final dinner party in Cambridge. 6.45 Channel 4 News (S).

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7.30 Doctor Who (S,HD). 5/12. The Time Lord becomes a bankrobber.

7.30 Dad’s Army (R,S). Classic comedy.

7.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special (S,HD). 4/8. See Choices Above.

7.05 Sarah Beeny’s Double Your House for Half the Money (R,S). 7/10. A Leicestershire couple battle the elements to renovate a dilapidated property.

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8.20 The National Lottery: In It to Win It (S,HD). 3/8. Quiz show, hosted by Dale Winton.

8.00 Operation Stonehenge: What Lies Beneath (R,S).

8.00 The X Factor (S,HD). 7/22. See Choices Above.

8.00 Grand Designs (R,S,HD). 3/10. See Choices Above.

9.10 Casualty (S,HD). 3/46. See Choices Above.

9.00 Defiance (S) (2008). See Choices Above. ●●●

9.20 Through the Keyhole (S,HD). 4/7. Kian Egan, Christine Bleakley and Warwick Davis make up this week’s panel as Keith Lemon tours mystery homes and challenges them to guess the identities of the famous occupants.

9.00 The A-Team (S,HD) (2010). See Choices Above. ●●●

10.20 ITV News and Weather (S); Weather. 10.40 The Shawshank Redemption (S,HD) (1994). A banker wrongly jailed for his wife’s murder forms an extraordinary friendship with a fellow inmate over the course of their sentences. Drama, with Tim Robbins. ●●●●●

10.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 10.20 Match of the Day (S,HD). Gary Lineker presents highlights of the latest Premier League matches, which included West Ham United v Liverpool at Upton Park and Aston Villa v Arsenal at Villa Park.

11.40 The Football League Show (S). Highlights of the latest games in the Championship, League One and League Two.

11.05 Peaky Blinders (R,S). Period gangster drama, starring Cillian Murphy.

1.00 Weather for the Week Ahead (S). 1.05 BBC News (S,HD).

12.05 TOTP2 (R,S). Hits from yesteryear. 1.05 Film: A Boy Called Dad (S) (2009). Drama, starring Ian Hart and Kyle Ward. ●●● 2.20 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes.

Saturday 20 Television Guide

9.15

10.00 Live International Boxing. See Choices Above.

11.05

11.20 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (R,S). 2/15. With Dan Aykroyd, Kate Hudson, Zach Braff, Lee Mack and Professor Green.

1.15 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service.

12.25 Film: Film TBA. 1.45 Homeland (R,S,HD). Carrie reunites with Brody. 2.45 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Omnibus. Carmel makes a shock announcement. 4.45 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). Beat-the-banker game show. 5.40 NFL: Rush Zone (S,HD). Animation about a young American football fan.

12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Once Upon a Time (R,S,HD). 4.00 House Doctor (R,S). 4.25 Make It Big (R,S). 4.50 Make It Big (R,S). 5.15 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.25 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.35 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.40 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.50 Roary the Racing Car (R,S).

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In your newspaper today Saturday’s paper contains a wealth of features, as well as extended news coverage from the region. Our bumper Westcountry Life section is packed with stories from all over the South West. Westcountry Homes, our property round-up of the best homes for sale across the region. Visit www.westernmorningnews.co.uk for more details or join us on Twitter @WMNNews

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6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.15 ITV News and Weather (S). 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). Comical clips, narrated by Harry Hill.

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Through the Keyhole, 9.20pm

6.30 Flog It! (R,S). Making a profit at auction.

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Operation Stonehenge … 8pm

6.30 Regional News (S,HD). 6.45 Pointless Celebrities (S). A star-studded version of the unorthodox general knowledge quiz.

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DUCK QUACKS DON’T ECHO 8pm, Sky1

Comedy panel game in which Lee Mack and his guests – This Morning host Holly Willoughby, funnyman and presenter Dara O Briain and comedian and actor Hugh Dennis – attempt to find the answers to all manner of questions. They include – are people more likely to believe statements if they rhyme.

Howard (Simon Helberg) tries to use his wedding as an excuse to avoid being sent into space but ends up accepting the mission, while Leonard accidentally asks Penny to marry him.

ITV2

6.00 The Hot Desk (S,HD). 6.10 Emmerdale (S,HD). 8.50 Coronation Street (S,HD). 11.15 The X Factor (R,S,HD). 1.35 Take Me Out (R,S,HD). 2.50 You’ve Been Framed! Top 100 Weddings (R,S). 3.45 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 4.50 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 5.15 Film: Casper (S,HD) (1995). ●●●●

Celebrity Juice, 10.15pm

7.10 Dungeons and Dragons (S) (2000). An evil magician plots to get his hands on a magical sceptre giving him power over dragons. Fantasy adventure, starring Jeremy Irons and Thora Birch. Including FYI Daily. ●●

9.15 The Xtra Factor (S,HD). Behind the scenes of The X Factor auditions, with the latest news, backstage gossip and interviews with the judges and contestants.

6.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S). 6.25 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD). 7.10 Glee (R,S,HD). 8.00 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 10.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 11.30 Melissa & Joey (R,S,HD). 12.30 TBA. 2.35 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 3.35 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 5.30 Made in Chelsea NYC (R,S,HD). Alik invites Louise to the Hamptons.

Sky1

6.00 All Aboard: East Coast Trains (R,S,HD). 7.00 Inside RAF Brize Norton (R,HD). 8.00 The Fantasy Football Club. 9.00 The F1 Show (HD). 10.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 WWE Superstars (HD). 1.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). 3.00 Harrow: A Very British School (R,S,HD). 5.00 Twin Towns (HD). Families from Liverpool and New Orleans swap homes.

12.15 The Xtra Factor (R,S,HD). Behind the scenes of the auditions. 1.15 Plebs (R,S,HD). Stylax buys Grumio an erotic vase. 1.40 Plebs (R,S,HD). 2.05 Two and a Half Men (R,S). 2.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S). 2.50 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

SLEEPY HOLLOW 10pm, Channel 4

A sceptical 18th-century detective takes on a headless horseman who decapitates his victims. Tim Burton’s gothic horror, with Johnny Depp and Christina Ricci.

GOLD

7.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 7.30 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 8.10 Goodnight Sweetheart (S). 10.05 Jeeves and Wooster (S). 12.25 Porridge: Inside Out (S). 1.25 The Black Adder (S). 2.15 Blackadder II (S). 2.55 Blackadder the Third (S). 3.35 Blackadder Goes Forth (S). 4.15 Blackadder’s Most Cunning Moments (S). Highlights from the comedy.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 7.30pm

Hawaii Five-0, 11.25pm

Bottom, 9.40pm

6.35 The 100 (R,S,HD). 10/13. Murphy returns to the camp.

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 20/25. Santa’s Little Helper sires puppies. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 5/21.

6.15 The Black Adder (S). 3/6. Edmund is appointed Archbishop of Canterbury.

7.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD). 12/22. Peralta tries to make a deal with a suspect to catch a car thief.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 6/21. Homer abuses the internet. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 7/21. Homer and Bart become con-artists.

7.00 Blackadder II (S). 3/6. Edmund embarks on a voyage around the Cape of Good Hope. 7.40 Blackadder the Third (S). 2/6.

8.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 23/24. See Choices Above. 8.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 24/24. Howard awaits the shuttle launch.

8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo (R,S,HD). 2/7. See Choices Above.

8.20 Blackadder Goes Forth (S). 2/6. Captain Blackadder faces a firing squad.

9.00 TBA.

9.00 Speed 2: Cruise Control (S) (1997). See Choices Above. ●●

9.00 Men Behaving Badly (S). 2/7. Gary suspects Dorothy is having an affair. 9.40 Bottom (S). 2/6. The TV is repossessed.

Sky Sports 1

6.00 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 7.00 Football Freestyler (HD). 7.30 Barclays Premier League Preview (HD). 8.00 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 9.00 Game Changers (HD). 10.00 Soccer AM (HD). 12.00 FL72 Live (HD). 2.30 Live PRO12 Rugby Union (HD). 4.45 Live Ford Saturday Night Football (HD). Liverpool v Aston Villa (Kick-off 5.30pm).

Live Fight Night, 8pm

8.00 Live Fight Night (HD). Scott Quigg v Stephane Jamoye. Coverage of the bout for the WBA World Super Bantamweight title at the Phones 4u Arena in Manchester.

SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL 9pm, Sky1

A couple on a cruise liner have to stop the vessel from colliding with an oil tanker. Action thriller sequel, with Sandra Bullock.

BBC3

7.00 Great Movie Mistakes (R,S). 7.15 Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes (R,S). Robert Webb examines dance fads. 7.45 Streetdance (S,HD) (2010). Drama, starring Nichola Burley. ●●● 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (R,S,HD). An edition from 2010. 9.15 Tropic Thunder (S) (2008). Comedy, starring Ben Stiller and Robert Downey Jr. ●●●● 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 11.45 Family Guy (R,S). 12.10 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 12.30 Family Guy (R,S). 12.50 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 1.10 Family Guy (R,S). 1.35 Seann Walsh’s Late Night Comedy Spectacular 2014 (R,S,HD). 2.30 Sexy Beasts (R,S,HD). 3.00 Fried (R,S,HD). 3.25 Parents’ Evening (R,S,HD).

BBC4

7.00 Human Planet (R,HD). How nature has adapted to life in urban environments. Last in the series. 8.00 Survivors: Nature’s Indestructible Creatures (R,HD). How an asteroid’s impact led to the extinction of the dinosaurs. 9.00 Crimes of Passion (HD). Swedish crime drama, starring Tuva Novotny. 10.25 Seven Ages of Starlight (R). An exploration of the stars. 11.55 Elvis Costello: Mystery Dance (R). A profile of the singersongwriter. 1.00 Later Presents – Elvis Costello in Concert (R). 2.00 Human Planet (R,HD). 3.00 Survivors: Nature’s Indestructible Creatures (R,HD).

One to watch

10.20 Harry Enfield and Chums (S). 2/6. With guests Desmond Lynam, Jimmy Hill and Martin Clunes.

10.15 Celebrity Juice (R,S,HD). 1/11. Comedy quiz, hosted by Keith Lemon.

11.00 The X Factor (R,S,HD). 5/22. The acts move on to Wembley Arena for their second auditions.

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11.45 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3/24. Sheldon hires an attractive female assistant.

12.15 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12.45 Virtually Famous (R,S,HD). 1.35 Almost Royal (R,S,HD). 2.10 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.55 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 3.20 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 3.45 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD).

Radio 1 6.00am Dev. 10.00 Matt Edmondson. 1.00pm Alice Levine. 4.00 Radio 1’s Dance Anthems with Danny Howard. 7.00 MistaJam. 10.00 Charlie Sloth. 1.00am DJ Target. 4.00 Diplo and Friends. Radio 2 6.00am Anneka Rice. 8.00 Sounds of the 60s. 10.00 Lee Mack. 1.00pm Pick of the Pops. 3.00 Dermot O’Leary. 6.00 Liza Tarbuck. 7.30 Proms in the Park. 10.30 Bob Harris Sunday. 3.00am Richard Allinson. Radio 3 7.00am Breakfast. 9.00 News. 9.03 Summer CD Review. 12.15pm Music Matters. 1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00

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This 1994 film was nominated for 7 Academy Awards and is a modern classic. The story follows Andy Dufresne, a banker who spends 19 years in the fictional Shawshank State Prison after being convicted of the murder of his wife and her lover. While in prison Andy befriends a contraband smuggler Ellis ‘Red’ Redding, who is serving a life sentance. Andy uses his banking background to buy him safety in prison and his friendship with Red is captivating and affirming. The film is a testament to the human spirit and is ranked number 1 in IMDb’s ‘Top 250 ‘list and was included in the American Film Institute’s 100 years, 100 Movies, 10th Anniversary edition

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Phil Goodwin plays trains - by Skype baking hot Black Sea resort of Sochi. Time off from a newspaper just cannot compete with the generous vacations bestowed upon my wife, an academic, and pre-school son. Fatherly duties were thus discharged remotely, via the wonderful medium of Skype. It is marvellous. I played with young James, admired his latest Lego construction (a double decker train) and responded in kind to the charming raspberries he blows by way of kisses when he signs off at bedtime. However, a camera in the house can also present problems, particularly for a man living the bachelor life for a few weeks. And even more so when the lens is mounted in a roaming device, such as an iPhone. I will explain. Just recently I bought the lad a second-hand Scalextric set from a junk shop. At £35 it seemed a snip and I happily accepted the windfall, along with the inevitable jibes from colleagues about having bought the car-racing set for myself. Foolishly perhaps, during a slow call one night, I produced one of the vehicles and showed it to the boy. He was excited but decided he wanted to see it drive. He pleaded with me to set it up. Next thing, I was

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down on my knees in the veranda, phone in one hand, remote control in the other, trying to keep the cars in shot and prevent them from speeding off the edges of the track. Each time one crashed there were whoops of delight from the speaker. Then he spots the model railway we also have set up out there. “Where is my engine?” he inquired, almost suspiciously, of the replica he got last Christmas. Again I obliged, dangling the phone above the tiny landscape of the trainset. “Can you put it on the tracks?” he went on. Again I agreed - I know, I’m too soft - carefully placing the tiny wheels on the rails, linking up the carriages, powering up and sending them back and forth through the tunnel. All this is being directed by the remote controller, who is 1,500 miles away and past his bedtime. It was at this point that my wife appeared, hoping to end the call and send the lad to sleep. I wandered into the kitchen, chatting away to her, inadvertently revealing a sink full of washing up and some recycling which was ‘on its way’ (slowly) to the bins. “I see you’re taking care of the place,” she observed. I attempted to defend myself. Work had been busy, a couple of friends had been over... Then she noticed something on the kitchen table. A vintage typewriter I had also picked up at the charity shop, at the same time as the Scalextric set. It is a beauty, an Olympia, the Mercedes Benz of machines. It was made in West Germany, I told her, and will almost certainly be worth much more than the £25 I paid, once it is tuned up. “It looks dirty,” she said, not sharing my enthusiasm. “Are you planning to keep it there? Does it even work?” I decided to bring the conversation to an end. There were clearly things to be done at home, thanks to the allseeing eye of Big Brother.

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