Crazy About You

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE SAVES ME MONEY EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THE YEAR!

HONEY, YOU AREN’T GOING TO BELIEVE WHAT WAS ON SALE TODAY.

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE’S GIFTED IN THE CULINARY ARTS (AS LONG AS I KEEP HIM OUTSIDE.)

D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE ALMOST ALWAYS SHARES THE COVERS. (EXCEPT ON THE REAL COLD NIGHTS THAT IS.)

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE GETS LOTS OF EXERCISE AND STAYS IN GOOD SHAPE. (HE TOLD ME HE’S GOING OUT FOR A LONG WALK TODAY.)

D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?

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C’MON . . . . ONLY ONE MORE MILE!

I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE STILL KNOWS HOW TO GET MY HEART RACING.

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE STILL OPENS THE CAR DOOR FOR ME. (ALTHOUGH HE DOESN’T ALWAYS STICK AROUND TO SHUT IT ANYMORE.)

D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHEN AND HOW TO BE TOUGH. (I’M ALSO GLAD WE PUT OUR BIG SCREEN IN THE BASEMENT!)

D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE DEPENDS ON ME FOR THE MANLY TASKS AROUND THE HOUSE.

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE’S FAITHFUL AND TRUE, AND HE HAS EYES ONLY FOR ME. (ALTHOUGH I DO HELP HIM AVOID TEMPTATION AT THE MALL!)

D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE’S GOT INITIATIVE...

HE BELIEVES THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM.

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE STAYS IN SHAPE AND IS INCREDIBLY DISCIPLINED WITH HER FITNESS PROGRAM.

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE’S A JOY TO SLEEP WITH!

D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE SINGS BEAUTIFUL LOVE SONGS TO ME.

D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE TAKES GREAT CARE OF HERSELF AND IS UP ON ALL THE LATEST BEAUTY TREATMENTS.

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE’S MAN ENOUGH TO EXPRESS HIS FEELINGS.

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE IS A WORLD-CLASS SNUGGLER.

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE CAN WHIP UP A QUICK MEAL THAT THE KIDS SEEM TO LOVE WHEN I’M NOT HOME TO HELP COOK.

D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE KNOWS JUST WHERE TO TURN WHEN SHE NEEDS A LISTENING EAR AND A SHOULDER TO CRY ON.

HONEY, I THOUGHT YOU WATCHED OPRAH EARLIER TODAY!

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE KNOWS JUST WHAT TO DO WHEN I’M MAD AND FUMING!

D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE ENCOURAGES ME IN MY LOVE FOR THE GREAT OUTDOORS.

I DON’T CARE WHO MADE THE CUT, WE ARE GOING FOR A BICYCLE RIDE TOGETHER!

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE IS ALWAYS HONEST. (AND WISE.)

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE LOVES LONG, ROMANTIC, CANDLELIT EVENINGS WITH JUST ME. (AS LONG AS THEY END BY 10:00, OF COURSE!)

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE OF HIS WITTY SENSE OF HUMOR—HE STILL KNOWS HOW TO MAKE ME LAUGH!

D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?

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JUST WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD GETS BACK AND HEARS WHAT YOU’VE DONE!

I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THERE’S A TIME WHEN YOU HAVE TO GET TOUGH WITH THE KIDS.

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE IS STILL A BOY AT HEART!

D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE HAS MASTERED THE FINE ART OF MULTI-TASKING.

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE STILL FINDS ME VERY ATTRACTIVE.

D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE IS FULL OF FRESH AND CREATIVE IDEAS ON DECORATING AND KEEPING THE HOUSE LOOKING NEW.

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE IS ALWAYS READY TO HELP ME WITH YARD WORK ON A PARTICULARLY HOT, SUNNY, SUMMER DAY IN AUGUST.

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE CAN FIX JUST ABOUT ANYTHING THAT’S BROKEN.

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE IS ABLE TO SEE BEYOND MY FAULTS.

HONEY, THANKS FOR INSTALLING THAT NEW LIGHT FIXTURE.

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE DRESSES FOR SUCCESS.

D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE ONLY WANTS WHAT’S BEST FOR OUR FAMILY.

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE’S NEVER LOST HIS LOVE FOR LEARNING—HE LOVES TO SPEND TIME IN HIS OWN SPECIAL LIBRARY

D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE IS EASY TO BUY GIFTS FOR.

TELL ME IF YOU NEED ANY OTHER IDEAS.

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE’S ALWAYS ON TIME.

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE’S THE MOST PATIENT MAN IN THE WORLD WHEN WE SHOP.

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE AND I LOVE WATCHING THE SAME KIND OF VIDEOS TOGETHER.

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE OF THOSE INCREDIBLE EYES THAT STILL MELT MY HEART.

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE WITH HER NEXT TO ME, I ALWAYS LOOK GOOD!

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A BAD DAY SUDDENLY BETTER.

D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE’S GOT A WONDERFUL WAY OF MAKING UP AFTER A FIGHT.

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE MAKES ME FEEL SAFE AND PROTECTED.

D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE KNOWS HOW TO CHEER ME UP AFTER A TOUGH DAY! YOU WOULDN’T GET MAD IF I GAVE YOU BACK RUB WOULD YOU?

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I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE IS ONE UNBELIEVABLE KISSER! (AND HIS HUGS AREN’T TOO BAD EITHER.)

D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?