YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:36 AM
Page 6
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE SAVES ME MONEY EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THE YEAR!
HONEY, YOU AREN’T GOING TO BELIEVE WHAT WAS ON SALE TODAY.
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:36 AM
Page 8
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE’S GIFTED IN THE CULINARY ARTS (AS LONG AS I KEEP HIM OUTSIDE.)
D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:36 AM
Page 10
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE ALMOST ALWAYS SHARES THE COVERS. (EXCEPT ON THE REAL COLD NIGHTS THAT IS.)
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:36 AM
Page 12
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE GETS LOTS OF EXERCISE AND STAYS IN GOOD SHAPE. (HE TOLD ME HE’S GOING OUT FOR A LONG WALK TODAY.)
D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:36 AM
Page 14
C’MON . . . . ONLY ONE MORE MILE!
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE STILL KNOWS HOW TO GET MY HEART RACING.
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:36 AM
Page 16
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE STILL OPENS THE CAR DOOR FOR ME. (ALTHOUGH HE DOESN’T ALWAYS STICK AROUND TO SHUT IT ANYMORE.)
D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:36 AM
Page 18
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHEN AND HOW TO BE TOUGH. (I’M ALSO GLAD WE PUT OUR BIG SCREEN IN THE BASEMENT!)
D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:37 AM
Page 20
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE DEPENDS ON ME FOR THE MANLY TASKS AROUND THE HOUSE.
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:37 AM
Page 22
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE’S FAITHFUL AND TRUE, AND HE HAS EYES ONLY FOR ME. (ALTHOUGH I DO HELP HIM AVOID TEMPTATION AT THE MALL!)
D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:37 AM
Page 24
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE’S GOT INITIATIVE... HE BELIEVES THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM.
D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:37 AM
Page 26
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE STAYS IN SHAPE AND IS INCREDIBLY DISCIPLINED WITH HER FITNESS PROGRAM.
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:37 AM
Page 28
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE’S A JOY TO SLEEP WITH!
D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:37 AM
Page 30
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE SINGS BEAUTIFUL LOVE SONGS TO ME.
D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:37 AM
Page 32
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE TAKES GREAT CARE OF HERSELF AND IS UP ON ALL THE LATEST BEAUTY TREATMENTS.
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:37 AM
Page 34
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE’S MAN ENOUGH TO EXPRESS HIS FEELINGS.
D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:37 AM
Page 36
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE IS A WORLD-CLASS SNUGGLER.
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:37 AM
Page 38
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE CAN WHIP UP A QUICK MEAL THAT THE KIDS SEEM TO LOVE WHEN I’M NOT HOME TO HELP COOK.
D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:38 AM
Page 40
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE KNOWS JUST WHERE TO TURN WHEN SHE NEEDS A LISTENING EAR AND A SHOULDER TO CRY ON.
HONEY, I THOUGHT YOU WATCHED OPRAH EARLIER TODAY!
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:38 AM
Page 42
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE KNOWS JUST WHAT TO DO WHEN I’M MAD AND FUMING!
D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/17/02 1:59 PM
Page 44
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE ENCOURAGES ME IN MY LOVE FOR THE GREAT OUTDOORS.
I DON’T CARE WHO MADE THE CUT, WE ARE GOING FOR A BICYCLE RIDE TOGETHER!
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:38 AM
Page 46
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE IS ALWAYS HONEST. (AND WISE.)
D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:38 AM
Page 48
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE LOVES LONG, ROMANTIC, CANDLELIT EVENINGS WITH JUST ME. (AS LONG AS THEY END BY 10:00, OF COURSE!)
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:38 AM
Page 50
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE OF HIS WITTY SENSE OF HUMOR—HE STILL KNOWS HOW TO MAKE ME LAUGH!
D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:38 AM
Page 52
JUST WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD GETS BACK AND HEARS WHAT YOU’VE DONE!
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THERE’S A TIME WHEN YOU HAVE TO GET TOUGH WITH THE KIDS.
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:38 AM
Page 54
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE IS STILL A BOY AT HEART!
D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:38 AM
Page 56
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE HAS MASTERED THE FINE ART OF MULTI-TASKING.
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:38 AM
Page 58
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE STILL FINDS ME VERY ATTRACTIVE.
D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:39 AM
Page 60
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE IS FULL OF FRESH AND CREATIVE IDEAS ON DECORATING AND KEEPING THE HOUSE LOOKING NEW.
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:39 AM
Page 62
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE IS ALWAYS READY TO HELP ME WITH YARD WORK ON A PARTICULARLY HOT, SUNNY, SUMMER DAY IN AUGUST.
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/17/02 1:58 PM
Page 64
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE CAN FIX JUST ABOUT ANYTHING THAT’S BROKEN.
D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:39 AM
Page 66
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE IS ABLE TO SEE BEYOND MY FAULTS.
HONEY, THANKS FOR INSTALLING THAT NEW LIGHT FIXTURE.
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:39 AM
Page 68
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE DRESSES FOR SUCCESS.
D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:39 AM
Page 70
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE ONLY WANTS WHAT’S BEST FOR OUR FAMILY.
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:39 AM
Page 72
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE’S NEVER LOST HIS LOVE FOR LEARNING—HE LOVES TO SPEND TIME IN HIS OWN SPECIAL LIBRARY
D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:39 AM
Page 74
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE IS EASY TO BUY GIFTS FOR.
TELL ME IF YOU NEED ANY OTHER IDEAS.
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:39 AM
Page 76
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE’S ALWAYS ON TIME.
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:40 AM
Page 78
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE’S THE MOST PATIENT MAN IN THE WORLD WHEN WE SHOP.
D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:40 AM
Page 80
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE AND I LOVE WATCHING THE SAME KIND OF VIDEOS TOGETHER.
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:40 AM
Page 82
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE OF THOSE INCREDIBLE EYES THAT STILL MELT MY HEART.
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:40 AM
Page 84
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE WITH HER NEXT TO ME, I ALWAYS LOOK GOOD!
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:40 AM
Page 86
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A BAD DAY SUDDENLY BETTER.
D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:40 AM
Page 88
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE’S GOT A WONDERFUL WAY OF MAKING UP AFTER A FIGHT.
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:40 AM
Page 90
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE MAKES ME FEEL SAFE AND PROTECTED.
D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:40 AM
Page 92
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE KNOWS HOW TO CHEER ME UP AFTER A TOUGH DAY! YOU WOULDN’T GET MAD IF I GAVE YOU BACK RUB WOULD YOU?
YOU.INSIDE.qxd
5/9/02 7:40 AM
Page 94
I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE IS ONE UNBELIEVABLE KISSER! (AND HIS HUGS AREN’T TOO BAD EITHER.)
D I D YO U S AY W E L L D O N E O R V E RY W E L L D O N E ?