Mark Smith

Crikey, I haven't changed this bit for a while. The lighthouse is gone, and the three of us live in a bouncy castle. I no longer work as a lighthouse keeper, there just isn't the call for it. I am now the Bouncy King of the Bouncy Castle, and I live off subsidies extracted from my Bouncy Tenants in Chief, from their Bouncy Serfs. My best friends are Richard Starkey, Richard Starkey, Richard Starkey, Gil Evans, Bill Evans (p.), Bill Evans (ts), Madeleine Wool, You (yes, you!), the late Peter Falk, and Colin "Pinetree" Meads. I still have a uniquely wonderful wife and turbulent daughter. How are you, though?