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Contents VOLUME 14

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THIS WEEK’S QUESTION: What author—alive or dead—would you hire to ghostwrite your memoir?

ISSUE 17

4 NEWS & VIEWS

Contributors: Caeriel Crestin, Beau Ewan, Jory John, Nancy Kanyuk, Doug Levin, Jared Libby, Greg Mebel, Avery Monsen, Rob Parsons, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Sara Tekula, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II

Coconut Wireless finds out how a puddle at the Dairy Road McDonald’s turned into big bucks. LC Watch returns with a sting (or three). Maui condo sales rise as prices fall in By the Numbers. Quizunderstood talks Tiki. Open Letters bargains with a full bladder. Colleen Hanabusa gets a familiar endorsement in Spin Cycle.

Eh Brah! is tired of Kihei bike swipers.

Religious people get creative in News of the Weird.

Photographer: Sean Michael Hower mauiweddingmedias.com / howerphotography.com Edgar Allan Poe

10 FEATURE STORY

Art Director: Chris Skiles (808) 281-8975 / chris@mauitime.com lucky11studios.com Danielle Steel

Sara Tekula profiles a trio of boundarypushing Maui artists and tells you where to find their work.

Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com @jacobshafer on Twitter Dr. Seuss Associate Editor: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com @anuheayagi on Twitter Ray Bradbury Proofreader: Dina Wilson

Graphic Designers: Amy Mendolia, Christina Tarleton Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com William S. Burroughs General Manager: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com @jenrusso on Twitter Administrative Executive: Judy Toba (808) 244-0777 / judy@mauitime.com Hunter S. Thompson

This week’s cover shot— featuring the subjects dressed as iconic artists Andy Warhol, Frida Kahlo and Salvador Dali—was a collaborative effort between photographer NAOMI D. SHEIKIN (and assistant Rachel Tekula) and stylist LARISSA WILLIAMS, a Hollywood transplant whose work has appeared in magazines including In Style and People and who is planning to launch a Maui business, LeRu Atelier, later this year.

To see more of Larissa’s work, visit larissawilliams. com, and check out Naomi’s stuff at naomidsheikin.com or ndsdesigns.com.

13 FOOD & DRINK Jen Russo talks story with Lahaina Grill’s Jurg Munch, while certified sommelier Jason “Cass” Castle defends chardonnay.

16 FILM CRITIQUE

Administrative Assistant: Jennifer Brown

Barry Wurst II says the action comedy Red isn’t nearly colorful enough.

Web Design: Linear Publishing www.linearpublishing.com

18 Film Capsules/Listings

Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com @tommyrusso on Twitter J.D. Salinger

20 THIS WEEK’S PICKS

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About This Week’s Cover

Islandwide coastal cleanups, ballet at the MACC, a Humane Society fundraiser and a royal engagement.

22 Da Kine Calendar 23 Grid

28 BACK PAGES Kula Kid is haunted by hoarding. Sign Language tells Virgo to swing at the curveballs.

30 Classified 31 Mind, Body & Spirit

ON THE COVER: Design by Rudi King Photo by Naomi D. Sheikin Styled by Larissa Williams

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by Jacob Shafer

News + Views

jacob@mauitime.com + @jacobshafer on Twitter

Kentucky Coach Disses Maui Invitational

Coconut Wireless Government Buys Superferries In case you were wondering what became of the Alakai and her neverlaunched sister ship the Huakai, here’s your answer: they were purchased in late September at a Virginia auction by the U.S. Maritime Administration (MARAD) for $25 million apiece.

That would be the same MARAD that was owed close to $140 million by the now-bankrupt Hawaii Superferry Inc., which was controlled by J.F. Lehman & Co., which was founded by former

clear answer. Gubernatorial hopeful Neil Abercrombie provided one last week, explaining in a press conference and subsequent news release the role that Brian Schatz would play in his administration.

“The days of the Lieutenant Governor not being given meaningful responsibility are over,” Abercrombie said, a not-sosubtle swipe at his Republican opponent, Duke Aiona, who has spent the last eight years as Hawaii’s number two.

“There are significant opportunities through federal grants that will meet our community’s immediate needs. The key

“The days of the Lieutenant Governor not being given meaningful responsibility are over,” Abercrombie said, a not-sosubtle swipe at his Republican opponent.

Secretary of the Navy John F. Lehman. So: the government bought a pair of boats it basically already owned, using a loan given to a company backed by a former highranking government official. Dizzy yet?

And how does MARAD plan to employ the ill-fated catamarans? No official word yet, but according to an October 12 Pacific Business News dispatch, the agency is “exploring options regarding the best use of the vessels.”

Abercrombie Announces New Lt. Gov. Duties What exactly does the Lieutenant Governor do? It’s a common question and— other than, hang around in case something happens to the Governor—there’s no

is competing for these grants successfully.

Brian has a proven record in this arena.”

Specifically, Schatz would head up the Hawaii Fair Share initiative, aimed at landing the state gobs of Washington cash. Schatz said he’s “excited” about the opportunity to “shore up everything from health care services to small business assistance to ocean and atmospheric programs.”

In a statement responding to the announcement, Aiona dismissed the initiative as “another layer of bureaucracy” and—taking Abercrombie’s bait—defended his “close working relationship” with Gov. Lingle, which he said is “based on teamwork and collaboration.”

Texas Woman Awarded Millions In Suit Against Maui McDonald’s In November 2007, Beverly Munguia of San Angelo, Texas, slipped and fell at the McDonald’s on Dairy Road. Almost three years later, a jury awarded her $5.67 million.

According to the lawsuit, filed in federal District Court, Munguia suffered “a burst compression fracture of the L1 vertebrae, and other serious physical injuries,” which resulted in “prolonged physical pain and suffering, and loss of enjoyment of life.” The cause of the accident? Something had been spilled on the floor and, the suit claims, McDonald’s failed to clean up the mess.

In a written statement quoted in the Honolulu Star-Advertiser, store owner Grelyn Rosario called the award “excessive.” It is double what the old lady who burned herself with coffee got, but that was 1994 dollars.

As the Valley Isle prepares to host another Maui Invitational, at least one college coach isn’t looking forward to participating.

On October 11, Kentucky’s John Calipari told The Advocate-Messenger he “didn’t like” the annual tournament, which he said the team is “locked into.”

“The games after that are hard,” Calipari said. “It takes away from what you have at home. That’s what you buy into. Instead of having 31 games, you have 30. That one game for this program is $600,000.”

Forget that the Invitational is a rare chance for Maui sports fans to see highlevel basketball close to home; Calipari can’t be expected to care about that. But it’s interesting that he’s suddenly so concerned about his school’s bottom line, when he agreed to a $31.65 million contract last year that made him the highestpaid coach in college basketball and, according to ESPN, included perks like two cars and “membership to the country club of his choice.”

But we understand—those all-expensespaid trips to Hawaii are such a backbreaker. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1417c

DOH Offers Free Flu Shots Last year at this time, seasonal illness was dominating the headlines as fear of swine flu (or the less comically menacing H1N1, as public officials tried desperately to rebrand it) spread faster than a sneeze in a crowded room. This year, experts are predicting a milder cold and flu season— but vaccines are still recommended.

Starting this week and running through December 2, the Hawaii Department of Health (DOH) is offering free flu shots to students and faculty at schools statewide.

DOH Director Chiyome Fukino said the H1N1 scare is proof the flu can be “unpredictable,” and urged everyone age six months or older to get a shot.

The vaccines being offered protect against the 2009 H1N1 strain and two other types of flu. For more information, visit stopfluatschool.com.

LIVE DEBATES On October 22, MauiTime will host live debates on Akaku featuring candidates from the County Council and Mayoral races. And we want you to submit questions.

Go to our Facebook page (facebook.com/mauitime) and post your question, or ‘like’ good questions that have already been asked. You can also weigh in via Twitter (use the hash tag #mauidebate) or e-mail (jacob@mauitime,com).

Please help us make this a lively, stimulating, useful event as you prepare to cast your vote November 2. ■

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What happened to LC Watch?

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a question weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been asked frequently since June, the last time this column ran. The answer is another question: what happened to the LC? Over the last three months, the Adjudication Boardâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;the arm of the department charged with doling out punishmentâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;considered just one new case. Sure, there were rumblings from bar owners and a little action over at the Liquor Control Commission, but all in all it was a quiet summer for our favorite county agency.

Things got a little more interesting at the October 7 Adjudication meeting, which featured three cases, all minor decoy stings. For those new to the party, that means the LC, in conjunction with MPD, sends an underage kid into a liquor-selling establishment with a marked $20 bill to try to buy booze.

The three busts presented at the meeting all took place over a threeweek period in June. The ďŹ rst and last casesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;involvingIzakayaMatsuinKihei and Kobe Steak House in Lahainaâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; were pretty standard fare, but the other one was a bit of a head-scratcher.

On June 4 at about 8pm, a pair of minor decoysâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;an 18-year-old male and 19-year-old femaleâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; entered Rodeo General Store in Makawao. The male approached the cashier ďŹ rst, with a six-pack of Corona, and presented his ID when asked. The clerk checked the ID â&#x20AC;&#x153;for approximately four secondsâ&#x20AC;? according to Deputy Prosecutor John Tam and sold the decoy the beer. Moments later, the female approached the cashier with a sixpack of Bud Light and went through the exact same routine. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s when LC ofďŹ cers James Loy and Lorne Awai stepped in.

Owner Darren Jones told the board the employee was one of his most reliable, and expressed disbelief that sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d failed not once, but twice to see the clearly printed â&#x20AC;&#x153;under 21â&#x20AC;? banners on the IDs. Board Chair Donald Fujii asked Director Frank Silva how often two decoys are sent in, and Silva conďŹ rmed itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a rare occurrence, though he clariďŹ ed that itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s treated as just one incident.

That was the only good news for Rodeo General, which escaped with a $2,000 ďŹ ne, $1,000 suspended. â&#x2013;

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By the NUMBERS

33 percent, 49 percent Portion by which sales of Maui single-family homes and condos have increased, respectively, through September, compared to the same period last year

8 percent, 21 percent Portion by which the median price of Maui single-family homes and condos have decreased, respectively, through September, compared to the same period last year

134,815 Number of gas- and diesel-powered passenger vehicles registered in Maui County as of September, a 3 percent decrease compared to the same period last year

6,844 Number of “miscellaneous fuel” vehicles (excluding electric) registered in Maui County as of September, a 53 percent increase compared to the same period last year Sources: Realtors Association of Maui; Hawaii Department of Business, Economic Development and Tourism

SPIN CYCLE Widespread Support With Democrat Colleen Hanabusa and Republican Charles Djou locked in a tight race for Hawaii’s 1st Congressional sion District seat, Hanabusa recently picked up a key endorsement from President Obama.

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QUIZunderstood 1. On October 21, 1901, the Honolulu Advertiser reported thatt Gay & Robinson was purchasing ing Lanai, and planning to bring ring 60,000 what to the island? d?

2. Hawaii is the only U.S. state that starts with the letter “h.” How many other states can make the same claim about their letters?

Bonus: Name them.

3. According to Maori legend, nd, Tiki was the first man. Who was the first woman?

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“We’re very pleased and honored to have President Obama’s outspoken support,” said Hanabusa in a prepared statement, trumpeted on the top banner of her campaign Web site. “With the President supporting Colleen, and Colleen supporting Hawaii, we have a chance to push back against the Republican culture of ‘no.’”

Indeed, Obama’s endorsement features strong language championing Hanabusa, a change of pace from the special election, when Obama refused to back either Hanabusa or fellow Democrat Ed Case.

Funny thing, tho though: the wording of Obama’s Hanabusa endorsement is identical to the en wording of his endorsement for Tom Perriello of Virginia, and Paul Kanjorski Pennsylvania, and John Carney of of Penn Delaware, and...well, you get the idea.

Delaw Yes, O Obama feels so passionately about Hanabusa’s candidacy—and Perriello’s, Hana and Kanjorski’s, and Carney’s—that he sent out a mass e-mail, taking the time to find and replace a half-dozen words.

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Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations, 200 words or less (which we reserve the right to edit), changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent, to “Eh Brah!” c/o MauiTime, 33 N. Market St, Ste. 201, Wailuku, HI 96793 or send an e-mail to

ehbrah@mauitime.com To the local boys skating in the park in Kihei: WTF? My friend: New-to-the-island haole kid trying to fit in. You: Six guys claiming my friend stole your bike. Dude, he bought that bike for $300, and it was his only ride to and from work. I heard you’ve gotten away with this before; one of your uncles is a security guard?

Great role model there. Well, you have the bike, you freaked my friend out and then you continued to skate all afternoon in the park. You can keep the bike, that’s not the point. The point is, where are all the aunties and uncles that should be spanking the six of you? ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1417e

by Chuck Shepherd

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HOLE-ISTIC MEDICINE Doctors from the University of California, San Diego, and the University of Washington announced in September that they could just as well handle certain brain surgeries by access not in the traditional way through the top of the skull but by drilling holes in the nose and, more recently, the eye socket. (Since classic brain surgery requires that the top of the skull be temporarily removed, the breakthroughs mean fewer complications.)

These innovations follow on the inroads in recent years in performing kidney-removal and gall-bladder surgery not by traditional abdominal incisions but through, respectively, the vagina and the anus.

MAMA GRIZZLY, INDEED In a heartwarming climax to an adopted son’s emotional search for his birth mother (who gave him up for adoption 33 years ago), Richard Lorenc of Kansas managed to track down mom Vivian Wheeler, 62, living in Bakersfield, California, where she is retired—as a circus-sideshow “bearded lady” (the result of hypertrichosis, also known as “werewolf syndrome”). Lorenc said he can see their similarities right through Wheeler’s beard, which she keeps now at a length of 11 inches. The relationship was to be confirmed by a DNA test paid for by the Maury Povich TV show, but at press time, the result had not been announced.

TEENAGERS ARE MESSED UP, PART 10,423 At least 13 percent of U.S. teenagers report having intentionally injured themselves as cries for help, and among the more extreme manifestations is “embedding”— the insertion of glass, wood, metal and other material, just under the skin.

Writing in the October issue of the journal Radiology, a doctor at Nationwide Children’s Hospital in Columbus, Ohio, followed up on 11 cases involving 76 selfembedded objects in arms, neck, feet and hands, including an astonishing 35 placed by one boy (staples, parts of a comb, parts of a fork).

CHEER AND LOATHING Jennifer Tesch’s daughter, Kennedy, was kicked off her cheerleader squad (supporting a youth flag-football team)

in Madison Heights, Michigan, after complaining to her mother about the saucy language of one of the cheers in the girls’ repertoire: “Our backs ache!/Our skirts are too tight!/ We shake our booties!/From left to right!”

Kennedy and Jennifer thought that was inappropriate, considering that Kennedy is 6 years old. The team, given the chance to renounce the cheer, voted in September to keep it and instead to punish Kennedy for taking the dispute public.

LOOPHOLY The older the religion, the seemingly more likely its practitioners are to adopt clever workarounds to theological obligations that modern society has rendered inconvenient. Orthodox Jews are among the most creative, as News of the Weird has demonstrated, reporting their imaginative treatments of divorce rituals and expanding the concept of the “home” in which practitioners must remain during the Sabbath. In September, in preparation for the Yom Kippur holy day, caffeine addicts—traditionally hard-hit by the day’s fasting requirement that prohibits ingesting anything “by mouth”— reportedly made a run on drug stores in Jewish neighborhoods in Brooklyn, New York, to buy caffeine suppositories.

INCOMPETENT CRIMINALS Donald Denney and his father (also named Donald Denney) concocted a plan on the telephone for Dad to smuggle the son a ball of black-tar heroin into his Colorado prison (for eventual resale) during visiting hours, to be passed through the mouth by a deep kiss from a female visitor. However, Dad could not find a woman with a cleanenough record to be admitted as a visitor.

Still enamored of the plan, however, the father decided to be the drug mule, himself, and inserted the packaged heroin into his rectum for later transferral to his mouth (even though the eventual deep kiss would be awkward). The Denneys were apparently unaware, despite audio warnings, that all the son’s phone calls were being monitored, and in September, prison officials were waiting for the father, with a body-cavity search warrant, as he entered the prison. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1417n

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BRINGING BACK FROM THE DEAD Can three virtuosos resurrect Maui s progressive art scene?

I ll never forget my first art show experience on Maui. It was 2003, and I was visiting with friends living on the island. We were at the Maui County Fair, and the art was an assortment on display inside the Baldwin High School gymnasium. As I lingered there, taking in each piece, many of which were created by artists under the age of 18, an awe-struck feeling of appreciation and reverence for life on Maui came over me.

The fact that students this young were making art this advanced said so much to me about the island and how it nurtures the creative energy inside all of us. On a gut level, it told me Maui would be a good place to live. A place that takes care of its artists must be a peaceful place, I posited.

Visiting from my artsy Los Angeles neighborhood of 10 years, I was admittedly a bit of an art snob at the time and did not expect to find this kind of reassurance in a high school gym. But there it was, fastened to a concrete wall next to the basketball hoop.

I moved to Maui less than a year later, in time for the following year s County Fair.

Seven years later, its safe to say I ve seen a lot of art on Maui. I spent several years selling art and doing public relations for galleries in Lahaina, and would spend hours walking up and down bustling Front Street on a Friday night, stopping into shops whenever an eye-catching piece drew me in. There is always so much to see there; the art saturation is so dense that it can be overwhelming.

After I d seen all of it, though, I couldn t help but wonder: if this place is so good to its artists, where is the rest of the art scene? Where are the artists who push boundaries? Where is the pulse of modern progressive art, the edgy stuff, the art that propels us toward our own personal freedom?

Thankfully, I found answers to those questions.

It can take a lot of purposeful digging to find the really great progressive art on Maui amongst the more dated, commercially-viable work that s marketed to tourists looking for a keepsake of their tropical vacation.

That s not to say the landscapes and whales and flowers aren t pretty̶they are, and many are done with care and

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skill. But the really groundbreaking art is not always in the shop-front windows of the galleries, not always visible from the street. The art I m talking about isn t the kind that can predictably make a gallery owner a nice chunk of change every week, but the kind of art that changes you. Maui is such a hotbed of creativity, a home to artists who have something revolutionary to say̶when given the space to say it.

Considered one of the top places in the world for art sales, Maui boasts dozens of galleries from shore to shore, containing all kinds of art for sale including sculpture, a variety of painting styles, jewelry, textiles, blown glass, wood crafts and pottery.

The rich traditional handmade crafts of our host culture are also teeming with fantastic objects d art, whether they be tiki carvings made from our abundant tropical hardwoods, ancient petroglyphs displayed in the many caves, intricate weavings, beautiful quilts that tell a story in their squares, and a colorful variety of wearable art̶from tattoos to kapa cloth, feather capes and other ornaments worn by chiefs and kings.

However, the majority of people visiting Maui s galleries will see a lot of the expected: airbrushed dolphins leaping in sync with a double moonbow; whale tails flipping in perfect alignment with a setting sun framed by two palm trees; freshly plucked plumeria flowers arranged in a still life in the sand.

Hawaii has always had a particular style of art that people associate with the tropics and it is what many people expect to see, explains Marcy Lynn, exhibitions coordinator for the historic Hui No eau Visual Arts Center, a nonprofit arts organization that has̶ for 80 years ̶served the island s art community as both an exhibition space and a supportive center for developing artists of all ages.

Enjoying progressive art on Maui requires getting out of the house (or hotel) and hitting the roads less traveled. Some of the best art venues are also some of the most unconventional: cafes, restaurants, bars, even tattoo shops.

Despite the constant attraction of artists to the island, the progressive arts movement has meandered in and out of view. While Maui has attracted artists for

decades, there has always been a struggle for those who try to make a living with their craft. Many are faced with a difficult challenge: making art that sells and can support them, while still chasing the muse into uncharted territory.

Recently, on my quest to be astonished, I found a trio of artists who are doing the kind of work I ve longed to see. Each, in their own way, is channeling a certain environmental Renaissance quality we re experiencing worldwide. Taking inspiration from the natural world̶animals, organisms and botanical subjects̶Jaisy Hanlon, Ghalib El-Khalidi and Cudra Clover channel an appreciation of the sciences through their art. Walking a fine line between the two disciplines, their art brings us closer to our surroundings.

When asked to comment on the trio, Marcy Lynn of the Hui No eau Arts Center says they all reach beyond what is known and expected to challenge the viewer to a new way of seeing and thinking about art and nature. I find that very refreshing.

On display at the Hui until November 12, Jaisy Hanlon s solo exhibition, Factual Fiction: Imagined Landscapes, Hybrids, and Other Curiosities presents an environment the artist has intricately crafted by hand, an installation that unites her background in fine art, science illustration and metalsmithing.

Using a mixed media approach, Jaisy sculpts, precision cuts and paints a dreamscape, bringing to life a land where a surprisingly crisp, neon, hybridized collection of metal creatures (a bird with a rack of antlers, a giant

beetle, a wing that seems to fly itself) float off of the softly textured canvases and backgrounds. Her attention to detail in this rich, multilayered exhibition is evident̶she displays dramatically contrasted, large wall-mounted pieces along with miniature metal boxes left open to reveal tiny terrariums of objects, both natural and fabricated.

Jaisy is incredibly thoughtful about her work. She has a unique artistic point of view, explains Lynn. Her love of natural history comes through in a totally new and exciting way. Her work is intelligent, whimsical and intriguing, a different take on what most associate with nature art in Hawaii.

During my daytime visit to the exhibition, Lynn explained that many of Jaisy s pieces contain elements that glow in the dark. A spider here, a lone bear there̶were they displayed in my home̶would be all that was left of the art when the lights went out.

When a new show at the Paia Tattoo Parlor recently opened on Maui, I heard more buzz than I had in a long time. People were talking as if some mysterious, nameless artist had suddenly descended upon Maui. Of course, I had to find out what was going on.

Turns out the artist has a name̶ Ghalib El-Khalidi. And while he s been living on Maui working as a science illustrator and student for years, this was his first art show ever. So the rumors were partly true: he is brand new and his work is definitely from someplace else.

Spending time at the recently closed Paia Tattoo exhibition, A Cabinet of Curiosities, it was hard to believe this was a rookie attempt. Ghalib s imagined creatures, all hand-made̶first with foil, then covered with polymer̶are hybrids of several lifeforms merged into one. A tusk here, a third eye there, whiskers everywhere; I vacillated between wanting to make them my pets and running away in fear. They re all mounted to varnished wooden plaques, and each species is given a name, like Spider Urchin or Tusked Ginch.

Ghalib is also a skilled illustrator, and he displayed a number of drawings in his show. An entire wall was dedicated to Assorted Arthropods, invented insects as creatively divined as their sculpted brethren.

Ask silk artist Cudra Clover about beauty and art on Maui, and she has a lot to say. I think no more ugliness should be allowed̶it should be illegal to build any more ugly strip malls, no more parking lots, no more ugly signs, no more obnoxious hotels that have no character. It s so dumb when we have so many artists on this island̶especially ones that could use the work̶to put up a hotel that looks like any other hotel on the side of a highway, or a strip mall with all the same stores and signage as somewhere in Indiana. We are Maui, we are known for our beauty here, yet we continue to destroy it, or let it be destroyed by people who value instant money over lasting beauty.

Cudra s Haiku art studio is filled with countless pots of colorful paint, giant sheets of silk and images of the cells of plants and underwater coral reefs, tiny creatures and strange microscopic objects.

She may be depicting the same things you see in many mainstream paintings, but she is doing it very differently.

First of all, she s painting on silk̶a delicate, unforgiving medium. She s also painting living things found in nature from a perspective that can t be seen by the naked eye. Lastly, she is taking an age-old painting tradition (with origins in India s 2nd Century) in a bold, modern direction.

Her most recent piece, submitted to the Malama Wao Akua Viewpoints exhibition, took the jury prize for twodimensional art, beating out dozens of paintings done on traditional canvas that usually dominate the category. Her winning piece depicted the Haleakala Silversword and a native sea lettuce at the cellular level, melding two specimens on a giant petri dish of fine silk fabric.

Silk painting requires an entirely different thought process than painting with acrylic or oil, says Cudra. Once you put something down on silk, it s there̶you must commit to it. Many silk painters completely plan out their pieces before they commit to a single stroke. But I prefer the unexpected and am inspired by the surprises that unfold. To me, silk art is an intuitive and symbiotic process. Rather than exerting complete control over the artistic process, I work with the piece. I am not the master; the art and I take turns calling the shots. ■

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Born: Sandpoint, Idaho Resides: Makawao Favorite Color: Green (on Thursdays) Started making art: As soon as I figured out that I could escape my chore responsibilities by convincing my parents that this was a much better use of my time. They didn t buy it.

Influenced by: Hudson River Valley School, Hieronymus Bosch, Diego Velasquez, Darren Waterson, Ryan McGinness, Kara Walker, Annette Messager First art show: Second grade jungle installation Invention idea: Phosphorescent concrete, to make night drives more interesting.

Superpower Wanted: Selective memory. Because there s not enough room in the brain for the good and the bad.

What about Maui inspires: The trees and that weird purple-gray sky we get Upcountry after it rains.

Where you can see her art: Her solo exhibition is up at the Hui No eau until March 12; decorativepurposesonly.com.

PHOTOS Sean M. Hower

Born: Kuwait Resides: Makawao Favorite Color: Brown Started making art: Probably when I was three or four.

Influenced by: Earnest Haekel, Kiki Smith, Renee French, Edward Gorey First art show: A Cabinet of Curiosities at Paia Tattoo Parlor. Opened September 10 Invention Idea: A pill that would make humans 100 times smarter.

Superpower Wanted: Being able to talk to animals, or to fly.

What about Maui inspires: It is mellow, peaceful, beautiful, and it allows me to live a bit like a hermit.

Where you can see his art right now: One of his polymer clay sculptures is on display at Viewpoints Gallery s Malama Wao Akua juried exhibition until October 26.

PHOTOS Brendan Smith

Born: Allegheny, Pennsylvania Resides: Makawao Favorite Color: Orange Started making art: As a very little girl with fat crayons and a chalkboard.

Influenced by: Gustav Klimt, her brother Michael Kavay First art show: Live interactive art installation at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Chicago in 2000 Invention idea: A De-Greed-afier: Just touch anyone who is busy being really greedy and they will instantly be in tune with how much they truly need.

Superpower Wanted: Levitation.

What about Maui inspires: What doesn t?

Where you can see her art right now: Her winning silk painting is on display at Viewpoints Gallery s Malama Wao Akua juried exhibition until October 26; cudraclover.com.

PHOTOS Naomi D. Sheikin

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West Side Story Jurg Munch on food trends, foie gras and balancing the old with the new Lahaina Grill 127 Lahainaluna Road, Lahaina 667-5117

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ecently, I caught up with Jurg Munch, owner of Lahaina Grill.

Munch had a lot to say about what makes things tick at his West side bistro, which is celebrating 20 years in business by offering 50 percent off entrees on the 20th of every month.

Tell me about your journey as a chef.

I had an interest at an early age. My father and mother both enjoyed food and entertaining. I got my start as an apprentice in Zurich, Switzerland at the Hotel Zum Storchen. After that I worked at the Hotel Jungfrau Victoria in Interlaken and the restaurant Chez Max in Zurich.

I always had an interest in Asia and Asian food, which brought me to an opportunity in Hong Kong in 1980, as a sous chef at the Excelsior Hotel, a Mandarin Oriental property. I returned to Switzerland to earn my degree in hotel and catering management at the Belvoirpark Hotel School in Zurich and after that to Macau as executive chef for the opening of the grand Oriental Macau hotel.

In 1986, I started at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Hong Kong as executive sous chef. After a short while, I became executive chef. This job came with a huge amount of stressâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;eight restaurants to oversee and we were serving 3,000 meals per day, catering to eight in-house restaurants, employing a crew of 120 chefs. I remember on holidays we served

over 2,000 pounds of turkey! That was definitely a sight to see. After 17 years at the Mandarin, my wife Linda and I took time to travel and wound up on Maui. Now, 13 years later, it is home.

to the fresh fish and farm fresh ingredients, which has really expanded in the past ten years. This is a huge priority [for] our team and in our menu planning; we always try to source local ingredients.

Whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the executive chef at Lahaina Grill? Who else is key in the kitchen?

Our executive chef is Arnulfo â&#x20AC;&#x153;Arnieâ&#x20AC;?

Gonzalez and he has been with us for 18 years; Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m the chef/owner and I just marked my tenth year at 127 Lahainaluna Road.

[Gonzales] gets all of the credit as far as I am concerned, night after night. Our sous chef, Uriel Perez, is very talented as well; he has been with us for just over eight years and continues to wow us with his creativity.

What does contemporary bistro cuisine mean to you? What are some current trends?

Our team strives to create a dining experience where you can have a classic bistro setting with comfortable, familiar food and then we try to add fun, contemporary dishes to keep it interesting while using the best local, seasonal ingredients.

We have recently seen an increased demand from our guests for prime meatâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; steaks and dry-aged meat. Chef Arnie and

Do you have a favorite dish on the menu?

I have really been enjoying a recent addition, our certified Angus beef dry-aged bone-in ribeye. We are constantly testing and blind tasting the meats for quality. This meat is so much tastier, for steak fans there really is nothing better.

At home, I tend to cook very clean with few ingredients and try to eat fairly healthy, so when I go for complete comfort food I indulge with our Marcho Farms Center cut veal â&#x20AC;&#x153;osso bucoâ&#x20AC;? which is a slow-braised veal shank in a cabarnet sauce; it just falls apart with a fork, no knife needed.

With the rise of the locavore movement, have you changed your menu in any way to include more local ingredients?

One of the reasons I loved Maui and Hawaii from the beginning was the access

I have worked to seek out exceptional suppliers to add new cuts to our menu. Also comfort food and the old classicsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;escargots, French onion soup, braised short ribsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;seem to be in high demand with our guests, and around the current culinary world.

How do you balance 20 years of recipes and peopleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s expectation for familiar dishes with a desire to innovate?

We have kept old favorites from day one and improved and refined those old stand-bys, but honestly, my favorite times are when Arnie and I get going and spend hours in the kitchen trying new things, new ingredients, new ideas. When they hit the specials board and the guests enjoy the flavors, that is the icing on the cake.

Foie Gras is controversial. How do you feel about the issue? Why do you keep it on the menu?

I know that globally there are ingredients that are controversial, but I really feel that each person decides what they order, and others do not have to order it.

Your dishes play on different shapes, which often lend texture and nuance.

Talk about this technique.

Chef Arnie and his team work hard to create food that tastes wonderful, and the presentation really is part of the overall dining experience. When you see a plate of food that has been prepared and placed with intention, you already are anticipating the first bite and how it might taste. Beauty is part of a great meal.

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By Jason “Cass” Castle

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In Defense of Chardonnay I Think the California white is for unsophisticated palates only? Think again n a fancy restaurant somewhere in Hawaii, a well-dressed woman tells the waiter, “I would love a glass of Chablis.”

The server swiftly responds with, “I’m sorry, we don’t offer Chablis by the glass but we do have a wonderful unoaked California chardonnay that might be a perfect substitute.”

Response: “Oh…I absolutely hate chardonnay.” It seems our knee-jerk reaction to chardonnay has become so quick we even hate it when we order it (so we are all on the same page, the grape used in Chablis, France, is chardonnay, but more on that later). It’s a shame that chardonnay, our most successful venture in California, has become faux pas among the wine cognoscenti and wannabes alike.

And it’s all my fault. I followed the same path as most wine professionals. I began drinking the stuff, moved on to more esoteric grape varieties and then started soap boxing against California chardonnay in my restaurants at every opportunity. I would have preferred force-feeding my guests bottles of obscure Italian greco di tufo than—gasp!—allow them to knock back another glass of boring old Cali chard.

I was wrong. Chardonnay is our national wine treasure. When one is sitting in a villa in northern Italy, the wine that must be ordered is prosecco. When dining in Bordeaux, it would be a shame not to have a bottle of Third Growth on the table. In Spain, Rioja is the thing. Therefore, it is completely reasonable that chardonnay should be the beverage of choice in domestic wine rooms.

I have returned to my homeland armed with the knowledge that chardonnay has never been better. Even moderately priced producers are utilizing new and expensive oak barrels, complete with their requisite

toasty-vanilla aromas and silky-creamy textures. California winemakers have begun to hone their years of experience with this grape and are producing greater expressions of fruit and terroir. Even the cuisine of Hawaii is quite suited to this type of wine, despite many snobby comments to the contrary. For the quintessential proof, one need only taste macadamia crusted Mahi Mahi in a citrus buerre blanc with a glass of Santa Barbara chardonnay to become a convert. California chardonnay is good, and with the possible exception of cabernet sauvignon, it’s the best thing we do in our own backyard.

For those who have become disenfranchised by the high level of oak employed in California examples, the chardonnays of France offer the opportunity to return to this noble grape.

The overwhelming majority have little oak influence, translating to a more crisp, citrus flavor with a hint of minerality. This flavor profile—when teamed up with zesty acidity— creates a food-friendly glass of wine. Look to Chablis for the most clean example and move on to Burgundy when you have the money.

Great Burgundy has the ability to change many things, especially opinions.

Outside of France and the U.S., chardonnay has performed well in a handful of other regions. Most notably, Australia, New Zealand and Chile have all contributed excellent examples of New World style chardonnay. Possessing the voluptuous body and fruit-forward character of their California cousins with a touch less oak, the Southern Hemisphere is a great adventure across all price levels for this grape.

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Cambria ‘Katherine’s Vineyard’ chardonnay, Santa Maria Valley, CA, $20 A classic example of California juice and style. Think of the famous Kendall-Jackson with an extra degree of finesse and complexity.

Stonestreet ‘Upper Barn’ chardonnay, Alexander Valley, CA, $35 The textbook big oak, big butter, big fruit, high-end California chardonnay.

Everyone loves this wine.

Kumeu River ‘Village’ chardonnay, Kumeu, New Zealand, $25 Strikes the perfect balance between New World fruit and Old World sleekness.

Always highly rated, Kumeu River is constantly mistaken for top-notch Burgundy in blind tastings.

Cass is a certified sommelier, certified specialist of wine and certified specialist of spirits. He is the beverage director and sommelier for Merriman’s Kapalua. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1417d2

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Film Critique

by Barry Wurst II barry@mauitime.com

‘Red’ On Arrival Lifeless action comedy wastes an all-star cast Red

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ometimes, a film provides a group of actors with the perfect vehicle for their talents, perhaps even helping resuscitate their careers. Then there are movies like Red, a dud of an action comedy that squanders an outstanding cast.

Bruce Willis stars as a RED, which stands for “Retired and Extremely Dangerous.” He’s a former secret agent who reunites with his old crew (played by Helen Mirren, Morgan Freeman and John Malkovich) to take down a couple of corrupt bad guys (Karl Urban and Richard Dreyfuss). The early scenes are promising: Willis has a crush on a customerservice worker (Mary Louise Parker) he has only spoken to over the phone and he suggests they take the next step and meet one another. The question of whether they’ll meet is intriguing, even if he wasn’t a RED agent.

Unfortunately, once Parker enters the film, her

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character seems to develop a severe case of Stockholm syndrome, conveniently falling for RED despite the fact that he kidnaps her, and their relationship only gets less believable and interesting from there. Parker is a wonderful actress who can hold the screen with Willis, so why is she reduced to the role of damsel in distress? The character and performer are misused—and so is everyone else.

The gimmick is the Grumpy Old Killers angle, with the sight of a game Mirren and a hammy Malkovich shooting up a restaurant kitchen the obvious highlight and one of the few memorable moments. But why did Mirren wait until now to make a stupid action movie (and why this one?) and when did Malkovich go the Christopher Walken self-parody route? Watching these middleaged acting giants attempt to play living action figures is like watching your mom fumble through a first-person shooter video game: it’s cute but you’re not buying it.

Willis isn’t really playing a role—his part is simply an opportunity to acknowledge his iconic status, something he’s already

Somebody didn’t get the funny coat memo.

done twice this year, in Cop Out and The Expendables. Freeman once again slums it in a movie that doesn’t deserve his considerable presence. Dreyfuss, Urban and Rebecca Pidgeon also have parts that could and should have been taken by lesser actors.

Like half of the movies in theaters these days, this is based on a graphic novel, but whatever worked on paper didn’t make it to the big screen. It’s never very exciting or funny, yet so self-satisfied, it seems to be

saying, “Behold, a franchise is born!” One can argue that Willis, Freeman, Mirren and Malkovich have played so many complex, tortured souls, they deserve the chance to cut loose in a brainless time-killer. The problem is, if you take away the brains, you have to replace them with something. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1417f

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SHOWTIMES FRONT STREET THEATER 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees) LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS (2D) - PG - FRI (4:30). SAT-SUN (1:45), 4:30. MON-WED (4:30).

LET ME IN - R - FRI-WED 7:15, 9:45.

LIFE AS WE KNOW IT - PG13 - THU (4:30), 7:15, 9:55. FRI (4:00), 6:45, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:15), 4:00, 6:45, 9:30. MON-WED (4:00), 6:45, 9:30.

Red - PG13 - FRI (4:15), 7:00, 9:55. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:15, 7:00, 9:55.

MON-WED (4:15), 7:00, 9:55.

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Red - PG13 - FRI-SAT 11:45, 2:10, 4:25, 7:00, 9:25. SUN-MON 11:45, 2:10, 4:35, 7:00. TUE-WED 1:00, 3:25, 5:50, 8:15.

SECRETARIAT - PG - THU 1:00, 3:35, 6:10, 8:45. FRI-SUN 11:25, 2:00, 4:35, 7:10, 9:50. MON 11:25, 2:00, 4:35, 7:10. TUE-WED 1:15, 3:50, 6:25, 9:00.

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THE TOWN - R - THU 1:40, 7:20.

WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS - PG13 - THU 4:20.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) ALPHA AND OMEGA (3D) - PG - THU (2:15, 4:30,), 6:45, 9:00. FRI (2:15, 4:30). SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:15), 4:30. MON-WED (12:00, 2:15, 4:30).

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RED - PG13 - FRI (12:00, 2:50, 5:40), 8:30. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:10, 6:50, 9:30. MON-WED (1:30, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30.

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SECRETARIAT (SONY DIGITAL) - PG - THU (2:50, 5:40), 8:30. FRI (12:00, 2:50, 5:40), 8:30. SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:50), 5:40, 8:30. MON-WED (2:50, 5:40), 8:30.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK - PG13 - THU (3:00, 5:45), 8:30. FRI (12:15, 3:00, 5:45), 8:30. SAT-SUN (12:15, 3:00), 5:45, 8:30. MON-WED (3:00, 5:45), 8:30.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK ( SONY DIGITAL) - PG13 - THU (1:30, 4:15), 7:00, 9:45.

THE TOWN (SONY DIGITAL) - R - THU (3:20), 6:10, 9:00. FRI-SUN (12:30, 3:20), 6:10, 9:00. MON-WED (3:20), 6:10, 9:00.

WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS - PG13 - THU-FRI (1:30, 4:30), 7:30. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:30, 7:30. MON-WED (1:30, 4:30), 7:30.

WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS (SONY DIGITAL) - PG13 - THU (3:00), 6:00, 9:00.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) JACKASS 3D - R - FRI (1:15, 4:00), 7:00, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:15), 4:00, 7:00, 9:45. MON-WED (1:15, 4:00), 7:00, 9:45.

LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS (3D) - PG - THU (1:00, 3:45), 6:45, 9:30.

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NEW THIS WEEK HEREAFTER - (Special Screening) - PG13 - Drama - The latest from director Clint Eastwood features a tsunami destroying Front Street. And here we thought that was the Mayor’s job. 123 min.

JACKASS 3D - R - Comedy - Because all those testicle-staplings and Porta-Potty catapults were so dull in two dimensions. 105 min.

wolves on opposite ends of the pecking order join forces. A strange career-capper for the late Dennis Hopper, who is among the voice cast. 88 min.

THE AMERICAN - R - Thriller - An assassin (George Clooney) goes to Italy to disappear, but a woman lures him out of the shadows. Hey, better than Ocean’s Fourteen. 105 min.

CASE 39 - R - Horror - A social worker investigating the case of a strange little girl discovers that “strange” doesn’t begin to describe it. 109 min.

DEVIL - PG13 - Thriller - Time was “based on a story by M. Night Shyamalan” was a good thing.

Now, not so much. 80 min.

EASY A - PG13 - Comedy - The Scarlet Letter, only in a suburban high school. Just the way Nathaniel Hawthorne intended. 92 min.

RED - PG13 - See this week’s film critique. 111 min.

UH FOOTBALL VS. NEVADA - Watch Warriors football on the big screen; almost as good as being there.

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LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS (3D) - PG - Animated - A group of talking owls go on a quest to save their kingdom, presumably stopping along the way to regurgitate rodent skulls. 100 min.

twice, apparently. 115 min.

MY SOUL TO TAKE - R - Horror - A teenager does very bad things while he sleeps. Less dirty—and more gory—than it sounds. Wes Craven directs. 107 min.

RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE (3D) - R - Action - If a based-on-a-video game explosion-fest sequel starring a midriff-baring Milla Jovovich sounds like your idea of a good time, go have a good time. 90min.

SECRETARIAT - PG - Drama - The life and glories of the famed racehorse are dramatized, with Celine Dion in the title role. 123 min.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK - PG13 - Drama - Hey you know that little Web site called Facebook all the kids (and their parents, aunts and great-uncles) are talking about? Here’s the (alleged) story of how it was born. 133 min.

THE TOWN - R - Drama - Ben Affleck directs and stars and somehow doesn’t wear out his welcome in this Boston-set cops and robbers tale. 123 min.

LET ME IN - R - Horror - Boy meets girl, girl turns out to be vampire. Dumbed-down remake of a much better Swedish import. 115 min.

WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS - PG13 - Drama - Greed is still good in Oliver Stone’s belated but timely sequel. Michael Douglas returns as Gordon Gekko. 127 min.

LIFE AS WE KNOW IT - PG13 - Romantic Comedy - Katherine Heigl is once again thrown unwittingly into parenthood (with some dude).

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YOU AGAIN - PG - Comedy - A group of multigenerational women (including, inevitably, Betty White) spar over men and other life-and-death matters. 105 min.

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This Week's Picks Dance Encounter

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Friday (October 15), 7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC, $12/$28/$35

Saturday (October 16), Kihei and Sunday (October 17), Central Maui, 10am-2pm

Sveltly muscular and impossibly graceful, ballerinas (ballerinos or danseurs, for men), exemplify the potential of the human form. Dance is the secondary color that emerges when art and athleticism meld, and the balletomanes behind Complexions Contemporary Ballet are a rainbow of world-class innovators; wielding the skills of traditional formats (from a full range of disciplines) with the belief that “dance should be about removing boundaries, not reinforcing them.”

The company recently concluded a month-long tour of Australia and New Zealand, and stops in Hawaii—for just three performances in the 808 and only one on Maui—en route home to New York for a series of performances ahead of an Italian tour slated for early next year. Co-founder and artistic director Desmond Richardson has choreographed over 80 ballets in his career, and one of his notable pieces comes during the second act titled “Hissy Fits,” featuring the music of Johann Sebastian Bach—which, orthodox as it sounds, is likely anything but. On the other hand, the third act, titled “Rise,” is set the the Emerald Isle pop-rock of U2 (which, I’m sure, gave big-ego Bono a big boner), and is sure to stand in contrast to “Mercy,” the first act’s globally sourced compilation of music, and the perfect introduction to this troupe’s commitment to transcending “style, period, venue [and] culture... creating an open, continually evolving form of dance that reflects the movement of our world.”

242-7469 mauiarts.org, complexionsdance.org

Stemming from the success of six years of Lahaina Town Cleanups, the Community Work Day program and its partnering organizations expand to islandwide cleanups.

What better opportunity to put your town pride to action? This weekend kicks off in Kihei (October 16; meets at Kalama Park to clean the La‘ie Wetlands, or at the Maui Canoe Club hale for cleanup along North Kihei and Kealia Pond) followed by a grand Central Maui cleanup (October 17; meets at the Hawaiian Canoe Club hale at Hoaloha Park fronting the Kahului Harbor, with cleanup efforts focused there through Waiehu), both from 10am2pm. (Plus, save the date for the North Shore cleanup on October 23, up Baldwin and to Ho’okipa); and the Hana Town cleanup, October 24, (Waianapanapa to Hana Bay.) At the last Lahaina Town Cleanup, tangible results were seen not only in the tons of garbage removed from our West side coastal landscape, but two sea creatures—a lobster and an eel, ensnared in debris and facing imminent death— were rescued by divers foraging for underwater garbage. Instead of distributing single-use plastic water bottles, participants are encouraged to bring reusable drink receptacles. Cleanup supplies are happily supplied by event coordinators, including rubber gloves and biodegradable garbage bags; but you can help reduce impact by bringing reusable gloves and bags/buckets/ wheelbarrows. However, beware of the Bag Monster (seriously) who will be lurking around every corner like the landfill embodied, ready to weird you out and thwart your admirable accomplishments. 877-2524, info@cwdhawaii.org

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Saturday (October 16), 5-9pm, Sheraton Maui Resort & Spa, Ka’anapali, $65 Adults/$35 Keiki

Saturday (October 16), 6-9pm, Waiola Church Grounds, Lahaina $35 Advance/$15 Keiki (free for 5yrs. and younger)

Maui Humane Society’s popular fest heads West for the first time, upping the ante with activities at their primary fundraising effort for another year of “building lifelong bonds between people and animals through education, community outreach and the prevention of cruelty.”

It’s the next best way to support this organization’s important services, other than by adopting a four-legged or feathered addition into your ohana (though you can do both, of course). Maui Brewing Company hosts both a beer garden for the 21+ crowd, and a special root beer garden for the keiki (which, keiki or no, sounds tasty). Speaking of “growlers,” the wit and grit of the one and only Shaggy Jenkins of Q103 will having you rolling like a happy pup getting a belly rub, as he emcees the evening. Live music begins with Lisa Owen and the Village Musicians, plus the pickin’ of the Haiku Hillbillys, and headlines with Maui’s most meowin’ rockers, Jimmy Mac & The Kool Kats. Sponsored by Sheraton Maui Resort & Spa, Maui Brewing Company, Pacific Radio Group, KAOI Radio Group, Bella Bloom Floral Boutique, Hawaii Pet Magazine, Village Audio & Lighting and Bounty Music, it’s a raucous gala evening that’s both essential in cause and accessible in cost; you’ll be howling in sorrow if you miss out. 877-3680, info@mauihumanesociety.org

Did you see that silver screen atrocity, Princess Ka‘iulani? Throw all that sad misconception out the window for good, and immerse yourself in a community celebration of the princess’s real story, among people who still—more than a century after her passing—rejoice in Ka‘iulani’s intellect, beauty and most importantly, her symbolism.

As the last princess of the Kingdom of Hawaii, she represents not only the former glory of the Hawaiian monarchy and tragedy of the overthrow, but is a historic character worthy of aspiration. She was a compassionate Renaissance woman who triumphed in academia, athletics and art, and who took bold political action despite her tender age. of 23 when she died. To honor her 135th birthday, the Royal Order of Kamehameha is preparing a feast of, well, royal proportions, for attendees of the Lu‘au O Ka‘iulani to dine upon, augmented by the music of falsetto hero Richard Ho‘opi‘i.

Ahead of a stage show depicting the life and times of Ka‘iulani, a Hawaiian protocol ceremony with the Royal Order of Kamehameha, Hawaii Royal Order of Guards and the Royal Hawaiian Guard (following dinner), is sure to be as true to turn of the 20th century Hawaii as can be had in modern times. Other cultural treats include performances

by Halau ‘O Keaunui ‘O Maui, Ehulani Kane, Wilmont Kamaunu Kahaiali’i and more. 2646621; thekaiulaniproject.com

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Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org BARKTOBERFEST 2010 - Sat, Oct 16. Maui Humane Societyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s takes their popular fest out West.

Featuring beer by Maui Brewing Company, a gourmet German dinner, a special Keiki Root Beer Garden & activity tent, and much more. The one and only Shaggy Jenkins of Q103 emcees, accompanied by live music from Lisa Owen & the Village Musicians, the Haiku Hillbillys, and Mauiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most meowinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; rockers, Jimmy Mac & The Kool Kats. See This Weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Picks for more. Adult $60 advance / $65 door; Keiki 5-12 $30 advance / $35 door;. 5-9pm. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina; 808-877-3680 ext. 34; mauihumanesociety.org DIVA MASQUERADE BALL - Sat, Oct 16. Another great installment of the Diva Club, with a masquerade theme for October. DJ Del Sol spins delectable beats, while your taste buds are treated to likewise goodness. Kai Ulu Swimwear hosts a fashion showcase, and sponsored in part by One Hope Wine, they aim to honor Breast Cancer Awareness Month. As always, the Diva Club is a beneďŹ t for Women Helping Women. $15 Membership Fee / Complimentary Pupus. 7-10pm. David Paulâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Island Grill, 900 Front St. Suite A101, Lahaina; 808662-3000 â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;UKULELE FESTIVAL - Sun, Oct 17. Bring a blanket/lawn chair and settle in for a beautiful afternoon for the whole â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;ohana â&#x20AC;&#x201D; ďŹ lled with fourstringing greats like Kelly Boy De Lima, Uluwehi Guerrero, Kamakakehau Fernandez, Derick Sebastian and Da Ukulele Boyz with Peter DeAquino and Garrett Probst, plus budding talents Nick Acosta, Aidan Laprete Powell, and the Kalama Intermediate School â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Ukulele Band. Cherry door prizes, ono grinds and artisan booths abound.

Free. 1-6pm. Events Lawn, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org LIKO MARTIN IN CONCERT - Tue, Oct 19. This legendary Hawaiian storyteller takes to the stage and shares his musical talent. $5. 9pm. Casanova, 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 808-572-0220; casanovamaui.com

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THE EMPERORâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S NEW CLOTHES - Every Sun, Fri & Sat through October 31. Opens this Friday! Jonathan Lehman adapts Hans Christian Andersenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s original story about the vain Emperor of Boondoggle who squanders his kingdomâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s money on extravagant clothes. Directed by Doug Kendrick. Musical Direction by Marti Kluth. Fri & Sat 7:30pm; Sat 4pm; Sun 1 & 4pm (No performances on Dec 17). $15 Reserved / $10 Floor. ProArts Playhouse, 1280 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei; 808-463-6520; proartspaciďŹ c.com ARSENIC AND OLD LACE - Every Sun, Fri & Sat, with performances continuing every Fri, Sat (7:30pm) and Sun (3pm matinee) through October 24. By popular demand, Maui OnStage presents

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Directed by Steven Dascoulias. Remember to ask about special dinner packages with CafĂŠ oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Lei â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a great way to impress your date with your culinary and performance arts taste. $40 VIP / $18 General / $15 Matinee. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com CIRQUE POLYNESIA - Mon-Sat. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Circue du Soleil meets Polynesian hula with amazing high-wire acts, aerial acrobatics and illusions, and mind-boggling contortionist and balancing-acts. Call for their Kamaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;aina special. Starting at $62; Deals for kids.

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FOODIE MT. DIFFICULTY WINERY DINNER AT PACIFICâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;O - Thu, Oct 14. Come enjoy Mt. DifďŹ culty wines of New Zealand. Sip wine at 6pm at the beachside reception and seque into the multi-course dinner pairing at 6:30. $50. 6pm. PaciďŹ câ&#x20AC;&#x2122;o, 505 Front St., Lahaina; 808-667-4341; paciďŹ comaui.com WORLD FOOD DAY - Sat, Oct 16. The aquarium celebrates World Food Day with special presentations and cuisine from their Seascape Maâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;alaea Restaurant and James Beard Foundation Award nominee Chef Henry Tariga preparing a special cultural dish at the Living Reef (10am). Sample Chef Tarigaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s delicious dish and take a copy of the recipe to try out for yourself. Plus, Chef Diver will show guests whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on the menu for the aquariumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sharks, rays, and ďŹ sh (1pm) â&#x20AC;&#x201D; which includes a healthy balance of ďŹ sh, squid, and shellďŹ sh. 10am-2:30pm.

Maui Ocean Center, 192 Maâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;alaea Rd., Ma`alaea; 808-270-7000; mauioceancenter.com GIRLS NIGHT OUT - Tue, Oct 19. You know, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;cause girls just wanna have fun. Featuring a martini bar, sangria, lots of stuff to win, trunk shows and a four-course fondue extravaganza. What are you waiting for? This night is a blast. Reservations recommended. $35 per person. 5-9pm. The Melting Pot, 325 Keawe St., Ste. A202, Lahaina; (808) 6616181; meltingpot.com

TICKETS ON SALE SLACK KEY MASTERS WITH GEORGE KAHUMOKU & OWANA SALAZAR - Thu, Oct 21. Each month, George Kahumoku Jrâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Slack Key Show comes to Central Maui, with Uncle George hosting the showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s music talents. This new series will begin in October, featuring Owana Salazar, who is the only wahine steel guitar player in the 808 and one of only a few female slack key players. $25 / $45 VIP. 7:30pm.

McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org THE DEAD KENNEDYS - Fri, Oct 22. Rub your eyes. Catch your breath. Look again. Does it still say Dead Kennedys? Whew. Good. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re blown away too. See you there, if you manage to score tickets. $35. 9pm. The Hard Rock Cafe, 900 Front St., Lahaina; 808-667-7400; groovetickets.com / hardrock.com THE GREEN WITH ANUHEA AND ONE INITY - Sat, Oct 23. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s always a wild, well-attended night at Mulliganâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x201D; so youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve gotta both hustle to get your tickets and hustle to get in line early. This showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been dubbed the ofďŹ cial â&#x20AC;&#x153;loyalty launch party,â&#x20AC;? (brought to you by Budlight and Native 92.5) and tickets are available at Mulligans, 808 Deli, Maui Mana, our friends and neighbors at Requests, Solid Clothing, and West Side Vibes. $25 Presale. 6pm.

Mulliganâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on the Blue, 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea; 808-874-1131; mulligansontheblue.com HAL SPARKS LIVE - Sat, Oct 23. The Maui Celebrity Series presents â&#x20AC;&#x153;Queer As Folkâ&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;E! Talk Soupâ&#x20AC;? star, Hal Sparks. An evening of stand-up

comedy, following the success of his recent one hour special on Showtime. Jenelle LeBlanc hosts with special guests Curtis â&#x20AC;&#x153;Chinoâ&#x20AC;? LaForge and DJ Aggressive Cane Spider. $20 / $25. 9-11pm. Maui Theatre, 878 Front St. (Old Lahaina Center), Lahaina; 808-856-7973; themauicelebrityseries.com CALL OF LOVE: A LIVE CONCERT AND PAINTING DUET - Sat, Oct 23. Enjoy an exhibition of paintings and sculptures by artist Spar Street and a concert

by Grammy-nominated pianist Peter Kater, closing with a â&#x20AC;&#x153;duet of live artâ&#x20AC;? with Kater at keys and Street working on canvass. Tickets available at Alive & Well and Hawaiian Moons. $30 show only / $60 VIP; 8-10pm. Spar Street Studio-Gallery, 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului; 808-269-2460 CHICKEN SKIN TALES WITH KATHY COLLINS - Sat & Sun, Oct 23 & 24. Who bettah foâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; tell da kine chicken skin tales, den â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Titaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; herself, Kathy Collins?! She going busâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; some heebiejeebie stuffs â&#x20AC;&#x201D; so not foâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; scaredy cats or keiki undah 10 yeahs olâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;, eh! Anâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; remembah, only stay foâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; one weekend, so you bettah get your tickets fasâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; kine. $15.

Sat, 7:30pm Sun, 5pm. Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-244-8760 â&#x20AC;&#x153;AN EVENING FOR SINATRAâ&#x20AC;? WITH BRIAN EVANS LIVE IN CONCERT - Thu, Oct 28. Crooner Brian Evans performs Sinatra classics with a full big band. Evansâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s versions of the standards are heard on shows ranging from â&#x20AC;&#x153;Law & Orderâ&#x20AC;? to â&#x20AC;&#x153;So You Think You Can Dance,â&#x20AC;? and his next album features a duet with Kelly Osbourne. $20 / $30 / $40 VIP. 7-9:30pm. The Maui Theatre, 878 Front St., Lahaina; 808-856-7973; themauicelebrityseries.com AMY HANAIALIâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;I WITH JEFF PETERSON - Fri & Sat, Oct 29 & 30. The Supper Club gets sultry with these celebrated Mauians. Hanaialiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s golden pipes paired with Petersonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s super slack key skills are sure to delight. $60 Four Course Dinner / $30 Show Only. 6pm. Stella Blues Cafe, 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei; 808-874-3779; stellablues.com CELTIC HARPER & STORYTELLER, PATRICK BALL - Fri, Oct 29. This premier Celtic harp player and captivating spoken word artist takes to the McCoy stage, playing the legendary brass-strung harp of Ireland. With his bell-like voice and tales of wit and enchantment from the Emerald Isle, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sure to delight. $25. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-2427469; mauiarts.org FIFTH ANNUAL BOYS & GIRLS CLUBS OF MAUI BENEFIT GOLF TOURNAMENT - Sat, Oct 30. Four man scramble format. Features â&#x20AC;&#x153;one of the best goodie bags of any tournament on Maui,â&#x20AC;? and delicious lunch with prizes and awards to round out the day. Early bird discounts now available (save $20 single player / $100 foursome by purchasing before September 30). $180 single player / $700 foursome. Makena North Golf Course, 5415 Makena Rd., Kihei; 808-242-4363 ext. 322; bgcmaui.org REGGAE MONSTAH MASH WITH BARRINGTON LEVY - Sat, Oct 30. Known as the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mellow Canaryâ&#x20AC;? for his sweet vocal styling, reggae legend Barrington Levy will share what makes him one of the most requested songsters in reggae music history.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a trick-or-treat concert just in time for Halloween, with local favorites Inna Vision opening. $30 / $35. 6pm. Events Lawn, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org â&#x20AC;&#x153;THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIPâ&#x20AC;? - Sun, Oct 31. The only public performances of Maui Academy of Performing Artsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; fall educational theatre tour, starring Derek Nakagawa and Francis Tauâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;a. Especially for keiki 2-10 years old, the play uses music and humor to tell a story of a wannabe wizard who learns about the value of friendship. Come in your Halloween costume!. $4. 2pm. Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu

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Thirsty Thursdays w/ Next Level Entertainment

Club KAH w/ Next Level Ent., 9pm; $10

Native 92.5 presents Saturday Nite Live, $10

S.I.N. Sunday w/ DJ JamnJ 10pm; No Cover

MON - Bad Kitty / TUE - One Inity, 9pm; $10 / WED - Open Mic Audition Night 8:30pm

AMBROSIA

Old School Thursdays w/ DJ Del Sol, 10pm

Fris Fridays w/ DJ Forrest, 10pm

Sunrize Saturdaze w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

Sunday Night Fever w/ DJ CIA, 10pm

MON - The Mary Jane Experiment /TUE - Drum & Bass w/ DJ Astro-Raph; WED - Maui’s HI-5 Night w/ DJ Del Sol & DJ CIA

Gina Martinelli

‘Ohana Groove

Estee & Co.

Bryan and The Band No Cover

Louise Lambert Band No Cover

Hip Hop Dance Contest w/ Assault Squad Riderz 10pm; $10

Chilltown Productions presents Ultimate ‘90s with DJ Blast, 10pm; $10

TUE - Liko Martin, 9pm; $5 WED - Wild Wahine Wednesdays w/ DJ Stylz & DJ Kamikaze, 10pm; $10

Wavetrain 10pm - Close ; $5

DJ Del Sol 10pm - Close ; $10

Paia Tattoo Parlor Appreciation Party w/ White Rose; No Cover

TUE - Danyel Alana Trio, 10pm - Close

Barefoot Minded 7 - 10pm; No Cover

Dave Caroll 7 - 10pm; No Cover

Dave Caroll 7 - 10pm; No Cover

Erin Smith 7 - 10pm; No Cover

MON - Peter D / TUE - Live Jazz / WED - Ryan Palma (All sets 7 - 10pm; No Cover)

DIAMONDS ICE BAR

House Music 10pm; No Cover

Oktober Fest w/ DJ Twiz 10pm; No Cover

Roots Judgement 10pm; No Cover

Ka’ena Elaban 10pm; No Cover

MON - Gomega / TUE - Open Mic Night / WED - House Mic Night (All 10pm; No Cover)

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB

Quiz Night 10pm; No Cover

Jarod 10pm; No Cover

Farmers 10pm; No Cover

Sunday Funday 10pm; No Cover

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BOCALINO BISTRO & BAR 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041

CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY REST. 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului - 873-6555

CASANOVA

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CHARLEY’S

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE

Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

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170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului 877-0051

GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

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Kanaka Jams 6-10pm; No Cover

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Rampage 9pm-Close

Dat Guyz 9pm - Close

Dezman 9pm - 1:30am

Industry Night Karaoke 8pm - Close

MON - Karaoke / TUE - Karaoke Contest / WED - Open Mic Night

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Ave., Kahului; 808-244-8760 BU! THE MAGICALLY ENCHANTED FOREST - Sun, Oct 31. Gather in the apparition of Bu!, for the go-to Halloween event for Maui’s GLBT community. Purchase your tickets by Friday (October 15) and save $15 on general admission and $25 on VIP packages.

An ambient environment and primary dance floor will be created by DJ Joe King, and the night’s otherworldly theme will be mastered by local favorite DJ Michale Fong. Plus, hip hop beats will boom from the Schaefer International Gallery (?!) with a simultaneous dance floor manned by DJ Teknyq and DJ AstroRaph. $35 General Admission / $95 VIP Package.

9pm. Pavillion, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org / mauigayinfo.com LOL@MACC COMEDY NIGHT WITH BRET ERNST Thu, Nov 4. The second installment of this new series. Ernst has had TV specials on Comedy Central, BET and Showtime, headlines at top comedy clubs across the country, and will next appear as the host of the new Oxygen TV network series, “Love Games: Bad Girls Need Love, Too.” Sponsored by MauiTime and KAOI Radio. $25 / $45. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

WED - Latino/Blues & Jazz Night w/ Lydia Toccafondy & Neto Peraza

students 18 years & younger. 7pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808242-7469; mauiarts.org “LIVE UNITED” GALA UNDER THE STARS - Sat, Nov 13. An elegant benefit for Maui United Way’s 27 partner agencies/programs, presented in part by the Grand Wailea and KPOA 93.5 FM. Featuring a special performance by Raiatea Helm and emceed by the “Morning Goddess” herself, Alaka’i Paleka. Various sponsorship, advertising and auction donation opportunities available. Support an organization that supports so many. Grand Wailea Resort & Spa, 3850 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea; 808244-8787; mauiunitedway.org

ANNOUNCEMENTS SAVE THE DATE: ISLAND-WIDE CLEANUPS CONTINUE - Coming to a town near you, thanks to a slew of great organizations and sponsors, and lovable community crackerjack Matt Lane. So, save the date to make a difference: See This Week’s Picks and stay tuned for forthcoming North Shore, Oct 23 (up Baldwin and to Ho’okipa) and Hana cleanups, Oct 24 (Waianapanapa to Hana Bay).

THURSDAY, OCT 14 CONSERVATION CONVERSATIONS - Viewpoints Gallery and East Maui Watershed Partnership invite you to join in on lively “conservation conversations” with noted environmental experts discussing island-wide conservation efforts. Third in this four-week series is Fern Duval, DOFAW Biologist. Next (and final) week: Bob Hobdy, Native Plant Botanist. Free. 6-7pm. Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com

LAHAINA RESTORATION MUSIC SERIES - This 10-month long Hawaiian music series is sponsored by the Lahaina Restoration Foundation, and hosted by Allen Pokipala “Braddah Poki” of Pacific Radio Group. 11am-12:30pm. Baldwin Home Museum, 120 Dickenson St., Lahaina; (808) 661-3262; lahainarestoration.org

FRIDAY, OCT 15

LOS ANGELES GUITAR QUARTET WITH GUEST ACTOR PHILIP PROCTOR - Fri, Nov 5. This Grammy award-winning quartet — comprised of John Dearman, Matthew Greif, William Kanengise and Scott Tennant — will take to the Castle Theater stage to share their syntheses of world and contemporary styles. Phil Proctor of Firesign Theatre Radio Hour will perform a dramatic adaptation of “Don Quixote,” accented with compositions by Narvaez, Encina, Pisador, Milan and Martin y Coll. $12 / $26 / $35. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

DESIGNERS WANTED FOR LIVING ART EXHIBITION - Want to showcase your new concepts in landscape design? The Maui Association of Landscape Professionals (MALP) seeks proposals (due Oct 31) for its first annual “Artscapes Living Art Exhibition,” to be featured at the 15th annual Maui Lawn and Garden Fair (Dec 4, 9am - 2pm.). Exhibitors selected will then create their designs within a 15’ x 15’ space outside, near the UHMC greenhouse. University of Hawaii Maui College, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; Gary Mohrlang: 808-2988413 / gmohrlang@yahoo.com; malp.org

MANUTEA - Live performance at Center Stage.

Free. 6:30pm. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-871-1307; mauimall.com

BACH FOR COFFEE - Sat, Nov 6. Timothy Wolfe performs as Bach, with Paul Janes-Brown as Telemann in a musical comedy infused with history about the two composers’ works (cantatas will be sung in English to enhance audience appreciation).

The program includes Bach’s “Coffee Cantata” and Telemann’s “Dead Canary Cantata,” featuring Soloists Lauren Pomerantz, Cameron Keys and Lisa Paulsen with the Maui Madrigale and musicians of Early Music Maui. $20 / $15 seniors / Free for

CALL TO ARTISTS: NOVEMBER DEADLINE FOR MAUI OPEN STUDIOS EVENT - A new annual art event will be launched this February, with three weeks of festivals — from West and South Maui, to the North Shore and Upcountry, plus the East side. The deadline to register is November 1. Visit mauiopenstudios.com for more information.

ZUMBA DEMONSTRATION - OK. By now, you likely don’t need a demo — this fitness craze has swept the globe. But if you don’t know what it is yet, crawl out from the recesses of that cave you’ve called home for the last half-decade and head to the QKC to find out what all the maraca and booty-shaking buzz is about. Free. 7-8:30pm. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

EVENTS

REMEMBERING OUR BABIES: 3RD ANNUAL PREGNANCY & INFANT LOSS REMEMBRANCE CEREMONY - Across the world, those touched by infant loss will light candles at 7pm to create a continuous wave of light in honor of our babies.

Join the March of Dimes Maui Division for their third annual ceremony. Candles will be provided.

6:30pm. Call for location. 808-264-3007; ourcherryblossoms.blogspot.com

FRIDAY NIGHT FEVER - Boogie to dance hits from the ‘70s and ‘80s — at one of the few still-standing hubs on Maui that rocked those tunes back in the day. Dress up, bring your friends, and steel yourself for the flashbacks. 9pm.-1am Elleair Ballroom at the Maui Beach Hotel, 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-0051; mauibeachhotel.net HIP HOP DANCE CONTEST - Bring it, if you’ve got it. Features DJ Kyra and a live performance by the Assault Squad Riderz. $10. 10pm. Casanova, 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 808-572-0220; casanovamaui.com PEARL HARBOR COMMISSARY ON-SITE SALE Attention military! A mini-commissary is coming directly to Maui, for authorized commissary shoppers. Sale items may include paper products, soap and cleaning products, canned goods, bottled beverages, laundry detergent and more. Not a service person? Tell someone you know to help them benefit from the discounts they more than deserve. 9am5pm. U.S. Army Reserve, 1686 Kaahumanu Ave., Wailuku; Eyvinne Umemoto: 808-471-8402 ext. 101

SATURDAY, OCT 16 2ND ANNUAL FALL FESTIVAL - The school grounds will be transformed into a vibrant fall farmer’s market, celebrating the bountiful gifts of nature. Marty Dread performs (11am-12pm).

Festivities include arts & crafts activities for keiki (mask making, scarecrow creations, face painting and jewelry making), plus miniature pony cart rides, a bouncy castle, a hula hoop dance-off, an obstacle course and lots of pumpkins. $1 or Donation to Maui Food Bank (no plastic bags, please).

9am-1pm. Carden Academy, 55 Maka’ena Place (across from KKHS), Pukalani; ‘UKULELE WORKSHOP - Precursor to the lovely ‘Ukulele Festival (see Big Shows), where you can nurture your inspiration at a workshop for beginners and intermediate students, conducted by Roy and Kathy Sakuma. All ages are welcome, so long as the student is capable of comfortably holding C, F and G7 chords (please, bring your own uke, pencil and notepaper). To register for the workshop (not required, but recommended), e-mail ukulele@mauiarts.org.

Free. 10am McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

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Brian Cuomo 7pm - Close; No Cover

MON - Ashley Welte / TUE & WED - Rene Alonzo (All 7pm - Close; No Cover)

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Kenny Roberts

Eight Track Players

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MON, TUE & WED - Sam Ahia

Bad Kitty 8-11pm

Billy & The Bad Dogs 8-11pm

Black Powder Blues Band 8-11pm

Gina Martinelli Band

WED - Bobby Ingram & Maui Blues, 7-10pm

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Crazy Fingers 9pm - 1am; No Cover

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LULU’S KIHEI

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

LULU’S LAHAINA

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Louise Lambart Band 7:30 - 10:30pm

DJ Music 11pm-1:30am; No Cover

Alternative Night w/ DJ Raph, 10pm - 2am

Karaoke 7:30 - 11pm; No Cover

WED - Karaoke 7:30 - 11 pm; No Cover

Classic Rock Thursday w/ Howard Ahia

Mele Pono and Brother Walter Aipolani, $10/$13

X-clusive Saturday Nights w/ All Access’s DJ Money Mike

Cyrus Clark

MON - Service Industry Night w/ All Access DJ / TUE - Karaoke / WED - Sizzling Salsa Nights

MAUI BREWING CO.

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Phil & Angie Benoit / Movie Night

TUE - Open Mic Night DJ Pete 90X No Cover, 9 pm - 12 am

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1ST ANNUAL KIHEI COASTAL CLEANUP - The West side successes of “Get the Drift and Bag It” spreads South. Take back our community and cleanup our beaches! See This Week’s Picks for more. 10am-2pm.

HMSA MAUI HEALTH EXPO - Huey Lewis lied. It’s not hip to be a square. It’s hip to be healthy. Find out ways you can be more hip, at the QKC this Saturday. Free. 10am-1pm. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com THE KENNY ENDO TAIKO ENSEMBLE - The Taiko Center of the Pacific’s artistic director leads his Kenny Endo Taiko Ensemble in a special performance. Beginning in 1980, Endo began studying several drumming styles in Japan, during a decade-long odyssey of creative exploration. (A second performance at 3pm takes place the Lahaina Public Library.) Free. 10:30am Kihei Public Library, 35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei; 808-875-6833; librarieshawaii.org/locations/maui/kihei.htm COMMUNICATING WITH FARM ANIMALS, PLANTS AND INSECTS WITH DR. LAURIE MOORE - Just imagine how much happier your chickens, horses, dogs, cats, plants, bees and worms would be if they could let you know exactly what they need and how they felt! Find out how to better communicate with your garden friends (or foes) during this farm tour and discussion lead by Dr. Moore, an expert in inter-species communication and author of “Animiracles.”. $25. 11am-1:30pm. Hale Akua Garden Farm, 110 Door of Faith Road, Huelo; 808-5729300; haleakuagardenfarm.com HALAU HULA O KEOLA ALI’IOKEKAI - Live performance at Center Stage. Free. 1pm. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-871-1307; mauimall.com LU’AU O KA’IULANI: ROYAL HOIKE FEATURING UNCLE RICHARD HO’OPI’I - A delectable Hawaiian feast will be prepared by the Royal Order of Kamehameha with entertainment by the beloved Richard Ho’opi’i. Hawaiian protocol ceremony with the Royal Order of Kamehameha, Hawaii Royal Order of Guards and the Royal Hawaiian Guard follows dinner, ahead of a stage show celebrating the life of Hawaii’s Crown Princess Ka’iulani, on her 135th Birthday. See This Week’s Picks for more. $35 Advance / $15 Keiki

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(free for 5-year olds and younger). 6-9pm. Waiola Church, 535 Wainee St., Lahaina; 808-250-9196; wix. com/paulofaleafine/lahainaroyalhoike PAIA TATTOO PARLOR APPRECIATION PARTY This hip inkery celebrates a year in business with hard-hitting music by the boys of White Rose. No Cover. 10pm. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, 142 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-579-9453; charleyspaia.com PEARL HARBOR COMMISSARY ON-SITE SALE - Continues from Friday (see Events). 9am-5pm.

U.S. Army Reserve, 1686 Kaahumanu Ave., Wailuku; Eyvinne Umemoto: 808-471-8402 ext. 101

SUNDAY, OCT 17 1ST ANNUAL CENTRAL MAUI COASTAL CLEANUP - The West side successes of “Get the Drift and Bag It” take over the isthmus. Take back our community and cleanup our beaches! See This Week’s Picks for more. 10am-2pm.

HULA GRILL ‘UKULELE CONTEST WINNERS Live performance at Center Stage. Free. 1pm.

Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808871-1307; mauimall.com PEARL HARBOR COMMISSARY ON-SITE SALE - Continues from Friday and Saturday (see Events).

9am-5pm. U.S. Army Reserve, 1686 Kaahumanu Ave., Wailuku; Eyvinne Umemoto: 808-471-8402 ext. 101

MONDAY, OCT 18 PIRATES VS. NINJAS PARTY WITH THE MARY JANE EXPERIMENT - Mary Jane and Chris show off their pure-fire chemistry and unique brand of sexy funk rock, mellowed with dark twists. There will be a prize for the best ninja or pirate costume, and happy hour (usually the witching hour, at Ambrosia) comes early this night with ninja kamikazes and pirate booty shots on special. No Cover. 10pm.

Ambrosia, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-891-1011

TUESDAY, OCT 19 HAWAII INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL FUNDRAISER & SILENT AUCCTION - HIS is a new school with a new focus. Classic curriculum is enriched with spiritual studies and green teachings, based on the principle that “when children are happy, they approach learning with enthusiasm.” Enjoy the ambiance and flavor of Flatbread Co., and support HIS

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all the while. 5-10pm. Flatbread Co., 89 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-573-2873; hawaiiinternationalschool.org MAUI ORGANIZATION FOR THE CERAMIC ARTS’ FIRST MEETING - The Maui Organization for the Ceramic Arts (MOCA) will convene, with the intent to organize opportunities for continuing education, purchasing bulk materials, exhibiting work, and increasing public awareness through community service projects. 6-7:30pm. Hale Mahaolu, 200 Hina Ave., Kahului; mud4maui@gmail.com

ART “HAWAII FAMILY PORTRAITS,” A TRAVELLING EXHIBIT - Mon-Fri through Oct 15. Last chance!

Portraits of GLBT families—who daily face discrimination, denial of rights and persecution, because of who they are and who they love—are captured through the lens of professional photographer Mike Ang. A special project by the Equity Hawaii Foundation. No Cover. 8am-6pm. University of Hawaii Maui College Library, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-984-3500 / epeterso@hawaii. edu; hawaiifamilyportraits.com / maui.hawaii.edu MATTHEW THAYER AND THE MAUI NEWS: THIRTY YEARS OF PHOTOJOURNALISM - Daily (except Mon & Tue) through October 23. A fascinating look at Matthew Thayer’s three-decade long career, with unique gallery showpieces and displays. Plus, a brief historical timeline of our island’s daily pub, founded in 1900. No Cover. 11am-5pm. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org MALAMA WAO AKUA 2010 - Daily through Oct 26.

Experience the beauty of our native Hawaiian rain forests and learn about the flora/fauna that are unique to our islands, with East Maui Watershed Partnership’s “Malama Wao Akua” juried exhibition — Maui’s only native species art showing. See Thursday’s Events (“Conservation Conversations”) for more. No Cover. 10am-6pm. Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com MEET THE ARTIST: TARYN ALESSANDRO - Fri, Oct 15-29. Your chance to discuss a selection of paintings by Taryn Alessandro — a Boston University fine arts graduate and student of the Decordova Museum

MON - Country Music, 9pm / TUE - DJ Zeke 9pm; $5 / WED - Heavy Bottom Boy’s Funk, 9pm

School — with the artist herself. “My goal is to bring a very human sense of life and emotion into my work. often leav(ing) my subjects somewhat emotionally exposed, allowing viewers into a very private moment,” says Alessandro. No Cover. 4:30-7:30pm.

Maui Hands, Lahaina, 612 Front St., Ste. D, Lahaina; 808-667-9898; mauihands.com ART THAT WILL HAUNT YOU - Daily through October 31 (closing with a costume party). From skulls and gore to the cinematic genre of horror, their lighthearted fun with symbolism and pop culture brings a whole new appreciation of Halloween, and the freedom to flaunt its hellishness. Explore the spooky collections of Aimee M. Watters and Isaac Keith Martinez. No Cover. 11am-6pm. Paia Tattoo Parlor, 120 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-579-8515; paiatattooparlor.com OCTOBER FEATURE: LINDQUIST ART GLASS Daily through Oct 31. Lindquist Art Glass is owned and operated by John and his brother Charlie. Their featured show, titled “Oceans of Glass” showcases their unique works wrought of Pyrex glass, usinig a traditional lamp-working technique to achieve very detailed ocean themed sculptures. No Cover. Lahaina Arts Society Courthouse Gallery, 648 Wharf St., Lahaina; lahaina-arts.com SOLO EXHIBITION: ELI BAXTER AND JAISY HANLON - Mon-Sat through Nov 12. Hanlon’s work explores a nature slightly mediated by fantasy, with creatures in environments that reference reality only in their singular parts. Baxter’s installation is highly suggestive of organic foliage, yet has a very industrial, fetishistic quality. No Cover. 10am-4pm.

Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com FAR ART - Daily through December 31. Featuring works by eleven artists who led Maui’s counterculture of the late sixties and early seventies. From Rainbow Bridge to Rainbow Sun, they exchanged the consciousness of art for the art of consciousness. No Cover. Puka Puka, 43 Hana Hwy., Pa’ia; 808-579-3080

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COOL CAT CAFE - Every Thu, Barefoot Minded; Every Fri & Sat, Dave Caroll; Every Sun, Erin Smith; Every Mon, Peter D; Every Tue, Live Jazz; Every Wed, Ryan Palma (All Sets 7-10pm; No Cover). Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ernie 3 – 5pm, Garrett & Peter 6 – 8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3 – 5pm, Kulewa 6 - 8:30pm; Sat, Mondo 3 – 5pm, Kulwea 6 - 8:30pm; Sun, Mondo 3 – 5pm, Ernie & Miles 6 – 8:30pm; Mon, Tue & Wed, Brian 3 – 5pm, Damien & Edee 6 –8:30pm 130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina, 808-662-2900.

HULA GRILL - Thu, Bruddah Larry 11:30am – 1pm, Ernest Pua’a 2 - 4pm, Armadillo 4:15 – 6:15pm, Kulewa 6:30 - 9pm; Fri, Ernest Pua’a 11:30am – 1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 - 4pm, 1810 4:15 – 6:15pm, Kawika, Roy & Tarvin 6:30 - 9pm; Sat, Jack Stone 11:30am – 1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 – 4pm, 1810 4:15 – 6:15pm, TBA 6:30 - 9pm; Sun, Ron Hetteen 11:30am – 4pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 – 4pm, 1810 4:15 – 6:15pm, Derrick Sebastian Trio 6:30 - 9pm; Mon, Ernest Pua’a 11:30am – 1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 – 4pm, Armadillo 4:15 – 6:15pm, Derrick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30 - 9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 11:30 a.m – 1pm, Jarrett Roback 2 – 4pm, Ernest Pua’a 4:15 – 6:15pm, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30 - 9pm; Wed, Mika Villaren 11:30am – 1pm, Ernest Pua’a 2 - 4pm, Peter DeAquino 4:15 – 6:15pm, Kawika, Roy & Tarvin 6:30 - 9pm Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Bldg P, Lahaina, 808-667-6636.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Mon, Ashley Welte; Every Fri, Guest Performer; Every Sat, Farzad Azad & Mike Madden; Every Sun, Brian Cuomo; Every Tue, Rene Alonso. All sets 7pm - Close. No Cover. 3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai , 808-667-0787.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:309:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm 730 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-0700.

Kanoa of Gomega 10pm - Close; No Cover

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HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Every Thu, Junior Lacuesta; Every Fri & Tue, Rick Glencross; Every Sat, Ryan Robinson & Wolf; Every Wed, Jordan Cudworth. (All Sets 4-8pm) 1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E, Kihei, 808-874-1250.

THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., Wailea, 808-875-8080.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Every Thu, Classic Rock Thursdays featuring Howard Ahia 6-9pm; Every Sun, Cyrus Clark 6-8pm; Every Wed, Sizzling Salsa Nights with DJ music 8pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1, Lahaina, 808-661-0808.

KIWI ROADHOUSE - Thu, Dominick 4-6pm, Bad Kitty, 8-11pm; Fri, Mango Pickers 5-7pm, Billy & The Bad Dogs 7-11pm; Sat, Fun Lovin’ Infidels 6-9pm, Black Powder Blues Band 8-11pm; Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6-9pm.; Wed, Bobby Ingram & Maui Blues 7-10pm. 95 E. Lipoa St., Ste. A101, Kihei, 808891-8010.

TRADEWINDS POOLSIDE CAFE - Every Thu, Island Favorites w/ Kawika Lum Ho; Every Fri, Girls Nite Out with Gina Martinelli; Every Sat, Classic Rock with Dominic; Every Sun, Crunch Pups “Uncrunhed”; Every Mon, Jam Session with Bobby Ingram & Friends; Every Tue, Mike and Mark; Every Wed, Steve Sargenti. All no cover. 2259 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-891-8860.

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CENTRAL MAUI BRIGIT & BERNARD’S GARDEN CAFE - Every Fri & Sat in Oct (beginning Oct 9), Annual Oktoberfest with live oohmpah band The Dorfmusikanten, Fridays 6pm - Close & Saturdays 7pm - Close. 355 Ho’ohana St., Kahului, 808-877-6000.

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SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Every Thu, Erin Smith; Every Fri, Randall Rospond; Every Sat, Tom Conway; Every Sun, Viva La Rumba; Every Mon, Kanoa; Every Tue, Sebrina Barron; Every Wed, David Milton. (All Sets 4-6pm) Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-6444.

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I might really be able to use that mangled piece of plastic packaging someday, for that Art of Trash submission Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve always thought about but have never done. Here! Let me put it in a bag with other mangled pieces of plastic and ensure that my family and friends think Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m crazy and devalue all other possessions in the eyes of my future descendants. What a plan!

Recently, I came across a yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s worth of used dryer sheets. Ayearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s worth. It was in a mesh bag in a suitcaseâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;which I can pass off as something of a repurposed deodorizer, though I know in truth they were meant for wrapping lollipops like ghosts for Halloween (which, as I write this, I recognize is rather gross). I havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t much added to the bunch recently, but simply seeing my ďŹ nely hoarded collection ďŹ&#x201A;ipped the crazy switch on, and my brain bounced around ideas of what to do with them (heaven forbid throw them away) and how many more Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d need to complete a so-called masterpiece.

Fortunately, doing laundry at my parentsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; house is great. Dad stocks

up with the good stuff like Tide and OxyClean, and not the dollar-store dryer sheets I usually go for. My spine tingled with endless crafting possibilities.

While waiting one recent night for my comforter to tumble dry, true to my self-sabotage form, I glued myself to A&E TV for a marathon of Paranormal State. The show follows a crew of unattractive spoiled brats lead by Ryan Buell, who are wasting their precious time at Penn State by getting a halfhour television show to fund crosscountry exploits of their Paranormal Research Society. From â&#x20AC;&#x153;researchersâ&#x20AC;? to subjects, the show is impossibly annoyingâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;wrought with indiscernible green-tone night shots and bloodless, producer-prodded shouts of â&#x20AC;&#x153;In the name Jesus Christ, I command you to leave, evil demon!â&#x20AC;?â&#x20AC;&#x201D;but the next best thing on was Ace of Cakes, and Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d already seen that episode.

For all my bitching, Buell must be doing something right, because by the end of the ďŹ rst episode I was too chicken to retrieve my laundry. I microwaved another egg roll and mulled over the prospects of having to make my way to the dryer housed under the porch. If I made it outside, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d have two options: If I turned right, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d have to navigate turd mines from my brotherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pitt/boxer, followed by a stairwell that gets swarmed by garden snails as the dew starts to creep in with the dark. If I turned left Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d have to make one deft leap over six stairs,afeatthathassincesmallkidtimes inspiredadeepfearofthePruneMonster, who emerged in a toddlerdom nightmare and who forever more I was certain would reach out from under the stairs and wrap his limu-like ďŹ ngers around my ankle, shoutingâ&#x20AC;&#x153;Prunes!Givemeprunes!â&#x20AC;?(No!I like prunes. Get your own.)

In the process of thinking it over, I fell asleep. When I woke up, Hoarders, of all shows, was on. I was still too much of wimp to go outside, so I slept the rest of the night cowering under my brotherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s crocheted baby blanket, the best thing I could ďŹ nd to tide me â&#x20AC;&#x2122;til morning. But I A&E. I was did dump that bag of old dryer sheets before heading to bed. Because if Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got anything to really fear, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s that. â&#x2013; Anu Yagi welcomes comments, and will be hanging out at mauifeed.com/ kulakid. You can also follow her on Twitter at @anuheayagi To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1417k

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) The problem with porn and celebrities is that many people have trouble settling for someone who doesn’t look like a porn or movie star. The truth is there aren’t enough of those good-looking stars to go around, and most of them would rather date each other than lowly mortals like the guy or gal next door. I’m not generally a fan of lowering your standards—unless those standards are so high that it’s extremely unlikely you’ll even meet such a person, let alone be in a situation to have them fall in love with you. Sure, you can hold out for the best in the world, but you’re likely to be pretty lonely. Won’t you at least consider going for the best of what’s actually available, instead?

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Being picky is okay most of the time; you know what you want, so there’s no point in wasting anyone’s time pretending you’ll be happy with anything else. However, it does occasionally limit you by failing to take into account your own (perhaps unconsciously) changing preferences and needs. What displeased you a year or decade ago might prove to be just the refreshing thing you need in your life now. However, since it’s in the “Nono” category, you might never get the chance to figure that out. Remember exceptions to the rules are usually exceptional—and ultimately much better. Allow for them.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Aquarians with discipline are virtually unstoppable. The combination of your intelligence and creativity with real persistence and determination is a force to be reckoned with. Unfortunately, developing that deep discipline isn’t necessarily easy for you. Obviously, it’s not something you can really produce overnight, either. It takes practice, and a humble willingness to try again when you fall short. This week may be one of those times when you must rise from a tumble, dust yourself off, and head back into the fray. Demonstrate that nothing will stop you from doing exactly that—especially not your own self.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Let’s say you use birth control consistently, but somehow a pregnancy occurs anyway. How do you react? Most Pisces I know would view this as “a sign,” and probably choose to go ahead and have this unplanned baby, regardless of how well or poorly it fit in with the rest of their lives. However, while I appreciate the way you imbue so many things with meaning, it’s important to remember that some things are just accidents, not messages indicating some higher, unseen design. Since the accident this week isn’t a baby, and proceeding as planned doesn’t involve anything so drastic as an abortion, at least consider doing that.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Sure, it’d be easier and more economical to just leave your Halloween decorations up all year—but hardly appropriate. The kind of laziness you’re embracing, while less extreme (although perhaps no less comical), is definitely in the same category. Believe me, I’m a champion procrastinator, but even I recognize that sometimes you just have to suck it up and get shit done. This, my dear, is one of those annoying times. Life is full of seemingly “unnecessary” work that, for one reason or another, has become necessary. Stop railing against it and just get it done.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Tolerating ignorance in acquaintances is one thing, but sometimes it falls on you to gently but firmly correct it in those closer to you. This is a thankless task; sometimes it’ll earn you scorn, resentment, or anger instead of thanks. However, please realize that you may be the only one who’s in a position (or simply willing) to correct the situation. If you can do so without coming off like a snobbish prig, more power to you; however, if that’s the only way to get the job done, suck it up and take on those unflattering labels.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Saying no has never been your forte; however, it’s an essential skill, and you know you need to learn to decisively exercise it more often. It’s hard, I know, especially when the requests you ought to refuse come from compelling, attractive people you want to impress. Just try to keep in mind that sticking to your guns might actually impress them more than bending to their will. This week should give you several excellent, no-brainer opportunities; don’t let yourself be suckered, intimidated, charmed, or tricked into passing them up and accidentally saying “yes,” or even “maybe.” The answer is no, and you know it—so say it.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) I know parents who’ve tried everything to get their young children to be non-conformist, but, despite their best efforts, their little boys are obsessed with dinosaurs and their little girls want to dress like sparkly fairy princesses every single day. I think it’s important to present options, of course, and allow for multiple possibilities; however, nonconformity for its own sake is fairly pointless. Kids will like what they’ll like, and their parents have to be okay with it, even if it’s the same boring things all the other kids like. You should give yourself permission to like what you like, too, even if it’s not what you think you should enjoy or it’s the same boring thing everyone else is into. I mean, really—why would you ever deny yourself that?

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) I have friends with whom I enjoy humorously combative banter, but this is sometimes misunderstood by people who don’t know us well. We enjoy debate and sarcasm and actually have a blast hanging out, but have occasionally stressed acquaintances out with our “constant bickering.” We think it’s hilarious (in many years of being close we’ve never had a real fight), but recognize that around certain delicate folk it’s best to tone things down. You may need to do the same this week. This isn’t about censoring yourself; it’s just about chilling out a little, for the sake of someone else’s comfort. It’s not too much to ask.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Life throws curveballs, notoriously and consistently. You could hold out for the perfect partner, and they could be crippled in a car accident the day after your wedding. Dismissing people because of imperfections—especially ones they can’t help—is pretty foolish, especially if they were honest enough to reveal them unprompted. This isn’t just about not being shallow (although it is about that, of course); it’s also about being realistic; despite your practicality, when it comes to love you engage in some foolish illusions. This is one. This isn’t about settling for an imbecile when you want a genius, but rather noticing that the genius you wanted didn’t necessarily come in the package you were expecting.

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