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THIS WEEK’S QUESTION: What cocktail sums up your current mood?

Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com @jacobshafer on Twitter Hairy Buffalo Associate Editor: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com @anuheayagi on Twitter Sake Screwdriver

4 NEWS & VIEWS

Graphic Designers: Amy Mendolia, Christina Tarleton

Coconut Wireless finds out why Halloween in Lahaina and Hawaiian crows are both endangered. Lucienne De Naie follows the money in the state and county races. Open Letters sprays criticism.

Quizunderstood debunks an Internet rumor. UH football rankings and Hawaii foreclosures rise in By the Numbers.

Duke Aiona and Lynn Finnegan fight empty rhetoric with empty rhetoric in Spin Cycle.

Tell-tale tats mark up News of the Weird.

Eh Brah! flips sign-wavers the bird.

Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com Velvet Hammer

10 FEATURE STORY

Proofreader: Dina Wilson Contributors: Caeriel Crestin, Beau Ewan, Jory John, Nancy Kanyuk, Doug Levin, Jared Libby, Greg Mebel, Avery Monsen, Rob Parsons, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Sara Tekula, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower mauiweddingmedias.com / howerphotography.com Rusty Nail Art Director: Chris Skiles chris@mauitime.com / lucky11studios.com Bull Blaster

General Manager: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com @jenrusso on Twitter Mezcal neat

From cocktail recipes to pub games to local rum to extensive happy hour listings, it’s The Bar Issue—your definitive guide to getting your drink on.

Administrative Executive: Judy Toba (808) 244-0777 / judy@mauitime.com Fuzzy Navel

26 FILM CRITIQUE

Administrative Assistant: Jennifer Brown Web Design: Linear Publishing www.linearpublishing.com Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com @tommyrusso on Twitter Purple Drank

Barry Wurst II says Hereafter is a pretty good flick—if you can overcome the shock of watching a tsunami destroy Front Street.

27 Film Capsules/Listings

28 THIS WEEK’S PICKS Dead Kennedys at the Hard Rock, ghost stories with Kathy Collins and a Hal Sparks Maui Celebrity Series appearance.

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36 BACK PAGES Kula Kid creates a bag monster. Sign Language tells Scorpio to sink or swim.

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by Jacob Shafer

News + Views

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Coconut Wireless Halloween In Lahaina Takes Another Hit

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n an announcement that disappointed many but surprised few, the County announced this week that Front Street will remain open to traffic throughout Halloween night.

Both Police Chief Gary Yabuta and Tavares Administration spokesperson Mahina Martin told The Maui News that eleventh-hour efforts by the Lahaina Town Action Committee and West Maui Community Association to get permits

Flutter Of Hope For Endangered Hawaiian Crow

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n 1994, the ‘alala, an endangered Hawaiian crow considered extinct in the wild, saw its numbers drop as low as 20. Sixteen years later, scientists have managed to inch that up to 77, despite the fact that ‘alala are extremely difficult to breed in captivity.

So it was with cautious optimism that biologists announced they’ve successfully raised eleven ‘alala

The longer Halloween in Lahaina languishes in a state of semiexistence, the less likely the crowds are to come back.

Plastic Bag Ban Rules Released

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n three months, Maui retailers won’t be allowed to offer plastic bags to customers at the point of sale. The Plastic Bag Reduction Ordinance was passed by the Council in 2008, but many are still unclear on exactly what exactly it entails. Last week, the County Department of Environmental Management posted administrative rules online (co.maui.hi.us), so interested parties (and that should include everyone) can read for themselves.

Basically, with a few exceptions— including handle-less bags used for raw meat or bulk items and dry-cleaning bags—all items will have to be carried out in paper or, better yet, reusable bags. Businesses that don’t comply will face fines starting at $500.

It’s easy—and justifiable—to criticize the County for waiting so long to launch a public-awareness campaign. But what’s more important now is to let this law work; anyone who’s visited our landfill understands why.

Iao Valley Entrance Fees Kick In were insufficient.

Of course, the County will still provide a police presence, and people will still show up. Yet for a third consecutive year, the party once billed as the “Mardi Gras of the Pacific” will be—as Martin termed it in 2009 when we spoke to her—a “non event.”

That’s bad news for revelers, but worse for businesses. A recent study commissioned by the North Beach West Maui Benefit Fund and conducted

by Hawaii Pacific University Professor Jerome Agrussa found that Halloween in Lahaina can generate about $3 million in additional revenue for West side establishments, mostly hotels and restaurants. But the longer it languishes in a state of semi-existence, the less likely the crowds are to come back.

chicks this year, some of them at the Maui Bird Conservation Center. “A flourishing captive population is the first major phase towards the ultimate goal of re-establishing a viable population of ‘alala in the wild,” said Richard Switzer of the Hawaii Endangered Bird Conservation Program.

Why do ‘alala matter? Before being pushed to the brink by invasive predators and habitat destruction, the bird played an important role in Hawaii’s forest ecosystem, spreading native plant seeds.

Whether it will ever do that again is an open question—the factors that decimated its population still exist, and have only increased. But, as Switzer put it, those eleven new specimen represent “a significant step away from the potential of ‘alala extinction.”

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he free ride is over for tourists and tour companies driving into Iao Valley. This week, a $5 percar fee kicked in, with tour buses charged between $10 and $40. You’ll need a valid Hawaii ID to get in free.

Citing a steep decline in funding for parks, state Department of Land and Natural Resources head Laura Thielen said fees are necessary “to help the park system become more self-sufficient” and “to ensure that these areas can be cared for and remain open.”

Vote Early, Vote Often

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ell, OK, just early. Through October 30, you can fill out your ballot at the County Clerk’s office in Wailuku, Monday through Saturday, 8am-4pm.

Registered voters on Molokai who can’t wait to do their civic duty (or who have a hot date on November 2) can swing by the Mitchell Pauole Center Monday through Staurday, 8am-4pm (closed noon1pm and ends October 29). ■

For more info visit hawaii.gov/elections.

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by Lucienne De Naie

News + Views

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Who Do They Love?

Following the money in the state and county races

“MONEY IS POWER.” It’s an old saying that often holds true in politics. Maui is famous for a few politicians who get elected, but spend next to nothing on their campaign. As for their fellow candidates, do campaign contributions and endorsements buy influence?

Let’s look at some of the common blocks of political donors on Maui and see who they’re backing. All information is based upon public reports posted on the State Campaign Spending Commission Web site, up to September 18, 2010. More upto-date information will not be available until October 25. Unfortunately, some candidate information cannot be easily tracked because candidates fail to file legally required reports.

CONSTRUCTION UNIONS, REAL ESTATE INDUSTRY AND PROJECT DEVELOPERS The players: Maui Contractors Association, A&B, Maui Land & Pine, land owner reps, Goodfellow Bros., Real Estate Association, Carpenters Union, other construction unions and construction trade supply businesses.

Notable contributors: Hawaii Carpenter’s Political Action Fund, ML&P PAC, A&B HI PAC, Hawaii Laborers PAC, Ledco Construction, Charlie Jencks, Rojac trucking, various resort realty business owners, development consultant (and former Councilmember) Howard Kihune, Ken Ota and other industry supporters.

Big beneficiaries: Longtime incumbent state legislators, several Mayoral candidates, especially Randy Piltz and Alan Arakawa.

Council candidates: Don Couch, Alan Fukuyama, Mike Victorino, Joe Pontanilla, Mike White, Bill Medeiros and Gladys Baisa.

Analysis: While both the construction/real estate industry and Chamber of Commerce/ business community endorse Alan Arakawa for Mayor, and their Council slates are very similar, they have radically different views on the state legislature races. Construction interests are not looking to rock the boat, while the Chamber is supporting most Maui Tea Party candidates.

Although their industry voice is supporting Arakawa, a number of major developers with ongoing or pending Maui projects have contributed to Charmaine Tavares’s campaign: Stanford Carr, Kaanapali Land Co. (Kaanapali 2020), Charlie Jencks (Wailea 670), Grand Wailea Hotel, Maui Lani Golf course LLC, ML&P PAC, Ulupalakua Ranch, Kent Smith. Around

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$35,000 in support for Tavares comes from Honolulu-based engineering and construction firms.

VISITOR INDUSTRY: ILWU LOCAL 142 AND MAUI HOTEL & LODGING ASSOCIATION The players: Castle & Cooke PAC, ILWU PAC and some vacation rental businesses, Maui Hotel & Lodging Association and their members. Some visitor-oriented businesses.

Notable Contributors: ILWU PAC, Individual B&B owners and marketers. Castle & Cooke PAC. In-kind donations from local hotels and activities to chosen candidates.

Big beneficiaries: State legislature incumbents, Mayor Tavares and Council candidates White, Riki Hokama and Victorino.

Analysis: ILWU appears to do the heavy lifting here; Maui Hotel PAC has $1,600 and no donations listed. Castle & Cooke PAC has donated only to Tavares and Hokama.

As of mid-September, ILWU has spent $38,000 on direct donations to 2010 statewide candidates, plus $51,000 on election support expenses like radio ads, survey research, polling and phone banking and setting up an advocacy organization called “Workers for a Better Hawaii.” They are the go-to guys for printing costs for candidate brochures and fundraiser tickets, have given regularly to the Tavares campaign and generously support Maui’s Democratic legislative team. ILWU’s Council favorites for 2010 are Victorino, Pontanilla, White, Danny Mateo, Hokama and Fukuyama.

GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE UNIONS AND APPOINTED COUNTY STAFF The players: HGEA, UPW, SHOPO, Firefighters Union, appointed County department heads and deputy directors.

Notable contributors: HGEA and Tavares administration staff members.

Big beneficiaries: Tavares.

Analysis: For local races, the support of the employee unions seems to be more about people power than money. HGEA, the largest union, donated to Tavares, but no Council races. SHOPO (police officers) donated only to the Tavares and Victorino campaigns.

The government employee unions, ILWU (visitor industry workers’ union) and Hotel Trade Association all publicly endorse Tavares for Mayor, and a similar slate of legislative and Council candidates. What their members think is anyone’s guess. As expected, Tavares appointees have given generously to her campaign.

A few differences in the two blocks who support Tavares for Mayor: UPW and HGEA public employee unions endorsed Joe Bertram for House District 11, as did ILWU. The Hotel and Lodging Association gave their support to his Republican challenger, George Fontaine.

SHOPO endorsed Bob Carroll for the East Maui council seat. The other unions endorsed the incumbent, Medeiros. UPW and HGEA both gave no endorsement in the West Maui Council seat, where Elle Cochran placed first in the primary. ILWU and the hotel association still back Cochran’s opponent, Fukuyama. UPW endorsed Matt Mano for the Lanai Council seat, while all others endorsed Hokama.

CHAMBER OF COMMERCE AND OTHER BUSINESS INTERESTS The players: Active Chamber members include The Maui News, large landowners, visitor oriented businesses, developers and many retail businesses and professional services.

Notable contributors: Teena Rasmussen (Chamber PAC chair), Dorvin Leis, former Maui Weekly owner Joe Sugarman, various beach activity business owners, Goodfellow Bros. partners, developers Charlie Jencks, Jesse Spencer and David Goode, Sandhill View LLC, TVR and B&B owners, Ulupalakua Ranch, Jerry Cook (Jeco Air conditioning), attorneys Tom Welch and Patrick Wong.

Big beneficiaries: Piltz, Arakawa, White and Couch.

Analysis: The Chamber did not endorse in the primaries, but many Chamber members individually backed candidates challenging Tavares. Chamber members also gave generously to non-incumbent Council candidates, including White, Couch and Fukuyama.

The Chamber broke with the pack to endorse Carroll and Mano for Council seats over incumbent Medeiros and former incumbent Hokama. They endorsed Baisa and Pontanilla, who have uncontested races, but were silent about Mateo’s uncontested Molokai race.

The Chamber registered a protest vote with its legislative slate, giving its support to Republican challengers organized under the Maui Tea Party banner. Representatives Joe Souki and Angus McKelvy (who shared the endorsement with Republican challenger, Ramon Madden) were the only Chamberendorsed incumbents for the state races. No PAC funding came with endorsements.

MAUI TEA PARTY

Players/notable contributors: Republican Party of Maui.

Big beneficiaries: Most local Tea Party-backed candidates are running on a tight budget.

Analysis: The Tea Party has a full slate of state legislature candidates. They are endorsing Council candidates in three of the six contested races who have pledged to slash government payrolls and ease or eliminate regulations. Three Tea Party-endorsed Maui candidates—White, Couch and Arakawa— have brought in their own funding from development and business interests. Couch and White have also had local businesses donate a substantial amount of goods and services. State House challenger Fontaine has gotten support from the Goodfellow family, other local businesses and the Linda Lingle campaign committee. The Tea Party favorites in the remaining races are mostly self-financed, with help from the local Republican party, family and friends.

‘OHANA COALITION MAUI Players: Non-partisan coalition of voters and community organizations. Volunteer steering committee is made up of farmers, small businesses, educators and other professionals.

Endorsements are consensus-based.

Notable contributors: OCM-supported candidates usually turn to family, friends and business associates. Most double numerous small donations with public matching funds. Some OCM-supported candidates, like termed out incumbent Jo Anne Johnson and South Maui incumbent Wayne Nishiki, run campaigns on minimal budgets, while others, like state Sen. Shan Tsutsui, have access to conventional candidate funding sources, such as unions and local PACS. Big beneficiaries: Council candidates Elle Cochran and Kai Nishiki.

Analysis: OCM looks at candidates’ positions on a wide range of economic, social and environmental issues. They also track past voting records, or public advocacy, and campaign finance records. OCM tends to support candidates who are independent of Maui’s big money interests, but the group has endorsed mainstream incumbents. ■ To read more, visit MauiTime’s news blog, mauifeed.com. To view contribution reports, go to hawaii.gov/campaign.

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News + Views

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TAT CHANCE David Winkelman, 48, was arrested in Davenport, Iowa, in September on a misdemeanor warrant, still sporting “The Tattoo.” In late 2000, Winkelman, reacting to a radio contest, had his forehead inked with the logo of radio station KORB, “93 Rock,” because he had heard on-air personalities offer $100,000 to anyone who would do it. Winkelman had the tattoo done before checking, however, and the disk jockeys later informed him that the “contest” was a joke. Winkelman filed a lawsuit against the station, but it was dismissed. Ten years later, the “93 Rock” format has expired, but Winkelman’s forehead remains forever marked.

CALIFORNIA CHURLS For most of 2010, California’s dysfunctional legislature could find no acceptable tax increases or spending cuts to keep the state from going broke, and only in October did it manage to cobble together enough pie-in-the-sky bookkeeping tricks to create the illusion of a balanced budget. Nonetheless, the legislature has been busy. It created a “Motorcycle Awareness Month” and a “Cuss Free Week,” considered changing the official state rock, and made it illegal to use non-California cows in the state’s marketing materials—a decision that entailed five committee votes and exhausted eight legislative analyses, according to a September Wall Street Journal report.

PERFORMANCE ANXIETY A September one-woman “dance” recital of performer-writer Ann Liv Young as a naked “Cinderella” at a theater in Brooklyn, New York, ran overtime because Young could not answer a scripted call of nature, which was to have been performed live on stage. According to an incredulous New York Times reviewer, Young sought tips from the audience to get her bowels moving but finally gave up and ended the performance. The reviewer cited the show’s “many layers of failure.”

ROBBER BALLS The ski-mask-wearing armed robber who knocked off a Wendy’s in Atlanta on July 31 has not been apprehended, but police said he later called the store to ridicule the staff for having so little cash: “Next time, there

better be more than $586.” (2) Ronald White, 35, was arrested in Cinnaminson, New Jersey, in July and charged with shoplifting, and was released after posting $400 bail. Only afterward did police realize that some of the money was counterfeit, but five days later, White was re-arrested when he returned to the station to demand a partial refund for “overpaying” the bail.

WHAT’S IN A NAME? Donald N. Duck, 51 (arrested for DUI, Massillon, Ohio, June). Lord Jesus Christ, 50 (pedestrian injury, Northampton, Massachusetts, May). Tara Wang (marrying Austin DeCock in Moorhead, Minnesota, in October). Jerry Dick, 46 (pleaded guilty to indecent exposure, Greensboro, North Carolina, August). Kermit Butts, 26 (arrested in the slaying of Samuel Boob, Madisonburg, Pennsylvania, August). Cum Starkweather, 56 (arrested for prostitution, Springfield, Ohio, August).

Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations, 200 words or less (which we reserve the right to edit), changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent, to “Eh Brah!” c/o MauiTime, 33 N. Market St, Ste. 201, Wailuku, HI 96793 or send an e-mail to

ehbrah@mauitime.com To the sleazy campaign presentation that I am forced to drive by every morning on the way to work: Gross. What does this same-shirt-wearing popularity contest have to do with our local political strife? How about the immense distraction this poses to drivers on their morning commute? Tell you what: my vote is going to Kyle Yamashita. Don’t know anything about him, but I do know he stands alone and isn’t waking up all of his friends at the crack of dawn to put on their matching shirts and contribute to the ridiculous delays on the highway. Good strategy. You got my vote. Maybe your competition could learn a thing or two. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1418e

PLAYING THEM FOR FUELS In September, when Ms. Nomatter Tagarira was sentenced to 39 months in jail for fraud, Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe and several officials were hoping to close the book on an embarrassing episode. Tagarira had convinced them in 2007 that she had the ability, by chanting into a rock, to find diesel fuel in the ground and make it shoot to the surface. Of course, this could only be accomplished by Tagarira’s having henchmen behind bushes using a pump, but apparently it worked, as she was rewarded with a $2.7 million fee and given use of a 50-vehicle convoy for her dowsing missions. Her ruse was not discovered until a year later.

INCOMPETENT CRIMINALS Larry Shawn Taylor, 18, was arrested in Seattle in September, having been rather easily identifiable when police stopped him. Two victims had reported being robbed by a man with “GET MONEY” shaved into his haircut on one side and “GET” tattooed on his right hand and “MONEY” tattooed on the left. (At least Taylor did not claim that someone else must have had the same configuration.) ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1418n

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ulwarks like billiards, darts and table shuffleboard may be cardinal to the bar landscape— but at face value, pub games are counterintuitive. Drunks wielding domesticated weapons in the lust of competition? Genius. œ Really, though, it is genius, in that these diversions can turn a passerby into a patron, a buyer into a barfly. œ The history of how these frivolous tests of skill became immemorially linked to our houses of inebriation is both convoluted and contested.

One thing is for sure—no matter what your game of choice, booze has a way of bringing out our sporting nature. œ Let’s explore a little of the history and how-to behind these games—and which Valley Isle hubs offer playing fields and peeps to play with.

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BILLIARDS Cue sports were born of lawn games like the English’s croquet and the Italians’ bocce, brought indoors while players weathered winters. There are dozens—nay, hundreds— of ways to play with these balls, but for our local-centric purposes, I’ll touch on a pocket billiards game variation called “Honolulu.�

The general rules of pocket billiards apply, but according to Billiards, the official rules and records book edited by the Billiards Congress of America, Honolulu is “a unique and fascinating [game] that confronts the player with an unending kaleidoscope of strategic and shot-making challenges.

Essentially [a] game of one-rack call-shot... the critical difference being absolutely no ‘straight-in’ shots are allowed,� meaning that every legally pocketed shot must be achieved in an indirect fashion (i.e. banks, combinations, kisses, etc.).

DARTS The game of darts is said to have originated as a version of close-quarters archery, says preeminent dart historian Patrick Chaplin, Ph.D. Other historians add that it began with soldiers tossing arrows (a synonym for darts to this day) into upturned tree stumps or barrel bottoms, the natural cracks and crevasses lending to the standard dartboard’s twenty, pie slice-shaped divisions (each with two “single sectors,â€? that earn a “sector scoreâ€?—or number associated with the area—plus one “double areaâ€? and one “treble areaâ€? sliver, which earn multiples of the sector score). Âś According to the World Darts Federation, when situating a dart board, a plumb line from the center of the bullseye to the floor should measure 5’ 8â€?, with the throwing line (known as “ochie,â€? pronounced “okkeyâ€? in dart speak), being at least 2’ wide and positioned at a distance of 7’ 9.25â€? from the outermost edge of the dart board. These specifics are often adjusted to fit a venue’s layout, but regardless of the setup and house rules, the federation says that most importantly, “a game of darts always starts, and ends, with a handshake.â€?

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SHUFFLEBOARD Table shuffleboard is played with pucks in hand, whereas deck shuffleboard is played with cues manipulating the pucks. Silicone beads, sometimes referred to as “shuffleboard cheese,� are spread atop the table to reduce friction. Scoring can be tracked on large abacus-like beads mounted at the sides of the table, with players or teams of players taking turns shoving pucks down the length of a table, toward scoring sections that denote possible points. However, players can thwart an opponent’s progress by choosing to knock their pucks out of scoring-range or out of play into what’s called the “gutter� or “alley.�

Though stringent rules exist in multifarious forms through various organizations, it’s generally a relatively informal game; the number of points you play to—usually 21— and the exactness with which the points are achieved are up to you.

WHERE TO PLAY On the South side, Diamonds Ice Bar (1279 S. Kihei Rd.; 879-9299) is home to a sampling of each of our featured pub games, with the owners going so far as to seek out a sleek shuffleboard table from makers in California. Pool is priced at a buck a game, and inspires impromptu tournaments among die-hard players. Darts and shuffleboard are free to play—just ask your bartender for the Tupperware container of pucks or wooden

box of steel-tipped house darts. Their sister location, Dog & Duck Irish Pub (1913 S. Kihei Rd.; 875-9669) is a darts hub, too.

Plus, regulars there are often seen playing checkers or cards out back. Meanwhile, friendly hubs like Kahale’s Beach Club (36 Keala Place; 875-7711) and Mulligan’s on the Blue (100 Kaukahi St.; 874-1131) will happily let you bring along cards or boardgames, if that’s your sort of thing. œ Central Maui is home to a few notable places to rack ’em up. Sports bars like the Kahului Ale House (355 E. Kaahumanu Ave.; 8779001) and Green Leaf (1088 Lower Main St.; 244-4888) are a good go-to, with the Ale House offering free pool on Wednesdays (regularly $1.50 a game), and Green Leaf hosting pool tournaments on Tuesdays.

Take a cue from the regulars at Tiffany’s (1424 Lower Main St.; 249-0052), who drop Pidgin while showcasing some mean English. Âś West-side billiard-lovers have Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club and Grill (Lahaina Cannery Mall; 661-0808) and Sly Mongoose (1036 Limahana Pl.; 661-8097) to choose from, and Upcountry/North-shore folk are bound to Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon (142 Hana Hwy.; 579-9453). Also, I’d be remiss to not mention appropriate-for-allages arcade games—the best locale for which can be found upstairs at the Wharf Cinema Center’s Cool Cat Cafe (658 Front Street; 667-0908). ★

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BY JEN RUSSO

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he first thing that hits you at the distillery is the aroma. I happened to drop in when the fermenting molasses was emitting a swarming sweet and heady smell, but Haleakala Distillers manager Brian Sato assured me that there are also some notso-pleasant smells that come from the small-pot distillery. Âś Jim and Leslie Sargent started Haleakala Distillers seven years ago, and in that time their products have increased in both popularity and availability, gracing bars and retail outlets islandwide. I talked with Jim to the get the low-down on local rum production.

WHEN DID YOU START MAKING RUM?

We started the distillery in 2003 but didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t sell anything to the public until 2004. Though I had worked for Gallo many years ago, the bulk of my distillation knowledge has been acquired through self-study and experimentation.

perfect float on top of a true Maui mai tai.

Maui Gold Rum reminds many people of toffee or butterscotch. It has most of the dark flavor profile, but [itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s] much more subtle. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a popular sipping rum. Maui Platinum Rum is a mixing rum, with very little flavor of its own, specifically finished to allow the fruit flavors in a mixed drink to shine. Most folks tasting it can get a sense of vanilla and a sweet background note. Braddah Kimoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Extreme 155 Proof Rum is also recognized for a nice clean, sweet vanilla note. Maui Reserve Gold Rum is similar to un-aged Maui Gold Rum, but with more oak tones and subtle hints of spice and a rounder, more sophisticated palate, due to the time in the oak. Our Maui Okolehao Liqueur tastes like nothing else in captivity because itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s made from East Maui ti roots, which have many subtle and unusual flavors. Some people have told us it reminds them of Amaretto, others of a very sweet spiced rum, but without the rum burn.

WHAT MAKES MAUI RUM SPECIAL?

WHAT DOES HALEAKALA DISTILLERS DO?

Haleakala Distillers is a small, family-owned craft distillery [and] the first Hawaiian distillery of any kind since the 1970s or so.

We had no base of expertise and no local inventory of equipment to draw on. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve always endeavored to produce a true Maui craft product in small volumes. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve won eight medals over the last four years.

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST RUM? A Braddah

Kimoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 80-proof gold rum. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no longer in production, but was succeeded by the similar, more refined Maui Gold Rum. WHAT RUMS ARE YOU MAKING NOW AND WHAT ARE THE FLAVOR PROFILES IN EACH OF YOUR RUMS?

Our Maui Dark Rum offers hints of dark chocolate, coffee, nuts and cherries, although none of these are ingredients. It is the darkest rum available and makes the

Our rums are special because they are: true handcrafted Maui products; produced in such small quantities that they are some of the rarest spirits on earth; the most-awarded spirits in the Pacific Basin; and unavailable on most of the U.S. Mainland and in no other country.

WHY IS SO MUCH RUM PRODUCED IN THE TROPICS? Rum is actually made everywhere

there is either sugarcane or molasses available to ferment. The Hawaiian Islands became a rum production area as soon as sugar began to be planted in the 1800s.

making rum a far greater challenge to perfect as there are many more things which can go wrong. Here on Maui we have the freshest molasses to use, of very high quality, which gives us an advantage over virtually every other distillery.

WHERE CAN WE GET MAUI RUM? Our products are available on every inhabited Hawaiian Island except for Niihau. Lots of visitors buy here and take back in their checked luggage, as this is totally acceptable to the airlines and airport security. You can get the product at a few retailers in California, but they are often out of stock and must charge higher prices to cover the transportation. Internet sales are conducted by only one retailer, hitimewine.net, to about 40 states. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve received e-mails from fans in over 50 countries wanting to know when the product will be available locally to them. You can find a list of locations at haleakaladistillers.com.

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The drink features Okolehao from Haleakala Distillery, a liqueur with roots in old Hawaiian moonshine made with ti plant (see Q&A, above). The guys over at Tropicaâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;Alex Dreher and Freddie SconďŹ enzaâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;have been stirring up trouble with Okolehao and have developed the perfect concoction for this 80-proof liqueur. Âś Paired with wild hibiscus ďŹ&#x201A;owers and hibiscus syrup of wild hibiscus, the drink is mildly sweet, with a mellow astringent. The Okolehaoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s butterscotch ďŹ&#x201A;avors underlie the cocktail, and the ďŹ nish is refreshing.

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We bounced the idea off of a couple of large customers, like the Four Seasons

Lanai and the Westin Maui, and they were very supportive of bottle reuse. It requires a minor amount of effort on their part, but they save money every time.

WHAT DOES THE FUTURE HOLD FOR HALEAKALA DISTILLERS?

We hope that our future holds more of the same—making award-winning rums, helping Maui become a more sustainable destination and providing rewarding employment for the talented folks living on Maui. ★

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MOE SZYSLAK (THE SIMPSONS) - From his unrequited love for Marge to his stint as a semi-professional boxer to his brush with fame via the “Flaming Moe,” the proprietor of Homer’s favorite watering hole is nothing if not memorable. Sure, he occasionally takes advantage of his loyal, beersoaked regulars, and has threatened prank-calling Bart with all manner of unspeakable torture, but we’d let him pour us a Duff any time.

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Ex-jock Sam Mallone gets all the girls, but Woody’s wide-eyed farm boy was the real heart and soul of the eponymous Boston bar where everybody knows your name.

Viewed through the prism of Harrelson’s eclectic post-Cheers career, the character only gets better.

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Memorably creepy minor characters are a dime a dozen in film and TV, but to stand out in Stanley Kubrick’s wall-to-wall creep fest is no small feat. Yet Lloyd the bartender pulls it off. So much so, in fact, that 30 years later he has a Facebook fan page dedicated to him.

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An up-for-anything, tough-as-nails wine pourer in the heart of the Napa Valley who also happens to look like Sandra Oh? We’ll take the whole bottle, please.

WUHER (STAR WARS) - We’re willing to overlook his surly demeanor and anti-droid bigotry (which, according to Wookieepedia, stemmed from the fact that “they took up space in the cantina and did not require refreshment”) because of how nonchalant he was about having not one, but two aliens’ guts splattered across his bar in the span of less than 20 minutes. ★

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Specifics make the difference. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t make your server coax it out of you. A draft beer comes from the tab, a bottle will be, well, a bottle. Domestic beer is American, import means itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s of foreign origin.

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Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s OK to not know what you wantâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;but you entered the bar. Be prepared to figure it out. Asking for recommendations is a good place to start. If you want a specific cocktail and youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not sure if they make it, just ask.

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String your drink order together to save your bartender a headache. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t worryâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; he or she can handle it.

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Moix is a New York transplant who brings a keen sensibility to the mixology scene, developing beverage programs that are appealing, fiscally attentive and on trend.

This drink has its roots in Cuba via Havana’s El Floridita Bar and bartender Constantino Ribalaigua Vert. It is said Hemingway was a fan. ¶ Daiquiri is a perfect menage a tois between rum, lime and sugar. What it is not is the blended abominations of sour mix and rum served at tourist bars here on Maui—sorry! Experimenting obsessively with the classic daiquiri recipe in my home bar, I’ve been tinkering with the types of rum, kinds of sugar and home-grown limes.

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DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Daily. $3 Becks / Bud Light / select beers, bartenders’ pick cocktail specials, and buy two pupus get one free.

3-6pm. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-875-9669 FOUR SEASON’S LOBBY LOUNGE - Daily.

From 8 pm till late you can get fantastic wines half off. 8-11 p.m. Four Seasons Resort, 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea; 808-879-2999; fourseasons.com/maui/ HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Daily drink specials including Mondays, happy hour all-day, Tuesdays $1 tacos 5pm-12am and $3 Coronoas or Cuervo shots all-day. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E, Kihei; 808-891-8010 JAWZ FISH TACOS - Daily. $1 premiums / specials / wells, and $3 imports. 3-6pm.

1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei; 808-874-8226; jawzfishtacos.com KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB - Daily. A variety of drinks and pupus priced $2.25 - $3.

10am-5:30pm. Kihei Kalama Village, 26 Keala Pl., Kihei; 808-875-7711 LULU’S KIHEI’S - Daily. $2.50 wells, $3 Rolling Rock / Coors Light drafts, $5 Bud or Bud Light 32 oz. mugs, and $6 Shock Top or Stella Artois 32 oz. mugs. 2-6pm. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-879-9944; lulusmaui.com OCEANS BEACH BAR & GRILL - Daily. $2.50 mai tais / drafts. 3-6pm. 1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-891-2414 MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Daily. $1 cocktails, $3 Bud, half-off pupus. 3-6pm.

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea; 808-874-1131; mulligansontheblue.com SANSEI KIHEI LATE NIGHT HAPPY HOUR Daily. Beer specials and half off their appetizer menu. 10 p.m.-1 a.m. Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar, Kihei, Kihei Town Center, 1881 S. Kihei Rd., #KT-116, Kihei; 808-879-0004; sanseihawaii.com SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Daily. $2 Bud Light draft, $3 Bud and Bud Light 16 oz. aluminum bottles, $4 well drinks / Guinness drafts / Bloody Marys / margarita on the rocks. 4-6pm. Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-874-6444; southshoretikilounge.com SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR - Daily. $2.50 rails, $3 glasses of wine, $4 Stella Artois / IPA / Widmere. 3-7pm & 10pm-12am. 2411 S. Kihei Rd. #B4,, Kihei; 808-879-0602 THE RED BAR SUNSET SPECIAL HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $2 Domestic & $3 Premium Drafts; $4 Well Drinks; $5 Wines by the glass - 50% off Bar Menu plus live entertainment Tuesdays and Thursdays. 3-7 p.m. The Red Bar at Gannon’s, A Pacific View Restaurant, Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., Wailea; 808-875-8080; gannonsrestaurant.com

Upcountry Maui Happy Hour Specials CAFE MAMBO - Daily. Half-off cocktails / beer. $10 Maui Cattle Co. burger plus beer of your choice (including Maui Brew Co. on draft) 3-6pm. Cafe Mambo, 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia; 808-579-8021; cafemambomaui.com CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT & SALOON - Daily. $3 draft / well drinks. 2-6pm. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-579-9453; charleyspaia.com MILAGROS FOOD CO. - Daily. $3 local drafts / house margaritas (only if sitting inside). 11am-6pm. 3 Baldwin Ave., Paia; 808-579-8755; milagrosfoodcompany.com STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR & GRILL - Daily. $1 off domestics / draft mugs / wells. 4:30-6:30pm.

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Center, Waiehu; 808-243-9350.

WOW-WEE MAUI’S - Thursdays. 8pm. No Cover. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului; 808-871-1414.

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CASANOVA - Wednesdays. Featuring DJ Kamikaze and DJ Stylz. 10pm. $10. 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 808-572-0220.

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Mondays. Featuring Bad Kitty. 10pm. No Cover. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului; 808-877-9001.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Wednesdays.

Featuring Erin Smith. 9-11pm. No Cover.

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea; 808-874-1131.

THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Fridays. Featuring DJ CIA. Half-off drinks. 10pm. No Cover.

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-879-3133.

WATERCRESS SPORTS BAR & GRILL Saturdays. Featuring Next Level Entertainment. 10pm. Waiehu Beach Center, Waiehu; 808-243-9350.

BISTRO CASANOVA HAPPY HOUR Wednesdays. $5 carafes of pinot, chianti, mojito and margaritas. 4-6 p.m. Bistro Casanova, 33 Lono Ave., Kahului; 808-8733690; casanovamaui.com FERNANDO’S - Daily (except Sat). $2 Amber Boch / Bud Light drafts, $2.50 Dos Equis draft, $3 wells, and $4.50 original margaritas. 2-7pm. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului; 808-873-7759 GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR - Daily drink specials. Excludes Pay Per View events. 2-6pm.

1088 L. Main St., Wailuku; 808-244-4888 HANG LOOSE LOUNGE - Daily. $2.50 domestics. 11am-6pm. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului; 808-877-6284 KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Daily. 50cents off all beers, $3 wells, pupu specials, plus Late Night menu served until midnight.

3-6pm & 10pm-12am. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului; 808-877-9001; alehouse.net KOHO’S GRILL & BAR - Daily. $3 Coors, $3.75 Heineken and Keoki, $4 single-shot and $6 double-shot wells. 3-6pm. 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-5588

GAY NIGHT AMBROSIA - Sundays. Featuring DJ CIA. 10pm.

No Cover. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-891-1011.

LULU’S KIHEI - Saturdays. Featuring DJ Astro Raph. 10pm-2am. No Cover. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-879-9944.

KARAOKE GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR - Nightly. $1 per song. Free Mondays. 1088 L. Main St., Wailuku; 808-244-4888.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Sundays, Mondays and Tuesdays. Tuesdays feature themed contest hosted by Lab Girl Shay.

No Cover. 9pm-Close. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-667-7400.

ISANA - Wednesdays through Saturdays. $1 per song. 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808874-5700.

KOBE STEAKHOUSE - Fridays and Saturdays. Hosted by Auntie Toddy Lilikoi.

9pm-1:30am. No Cover. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina; 808-667-5555.

LULU’S KIHEI - Sundays and Wednesdays.

7:30-11pm. No Cover. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-879-9944.

LU LU’S LAHAINA - Tuesdays. Hosted by Troy. 8-11pm. No Cover. Lahaina Cannery Mall, Lahaina; 808-661-0808.

SANSEI KAPALUA - Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays. 10pm-1am. No Cover. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua; 808-669-6286.

SANSEI KIHEI - Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays. 10pm-1am. No Cover. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-879-0004.

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR - Saturdays.

Hosted by Pearl Rose. No Cover. 1127 Makawao, Ave., Makawao; 808-572-1380.

TIFFANY’S - Most nights. 9:30pm. $1 per song.

1424 L. Main St., Wailuku; 808-249-0052.

WATERCRESS SPORTS BAR & GRILL - Sundays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

10pm. No Cover Sun & Tue. Waiehu Beach

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OPEN MIC NIGHT DIAMONDS ICE BAR - Tuesdays (and House Mic Night on Wednesdays).10pm. No Cover.

1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-874-9299.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Wednesdays.

9pm-Close. No Cover. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-667-7400.

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Mondays. Bands with full sets can audition live for regular gigs and radio perks. Sign-up by Sunday.

8pm. No Cover. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului; 808-877-9001.

MAUI BREWING CO. - Wednesdays. 10pm.

No Cover. Kahana Gateway Center, Kahana; 808-669-3474.

MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Wednesdays. 6pm.

No Cover. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia; 808-579-9999.

SERVICE INDUSTRY NIGHTS HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Sundays. Featuring Karaoke. No Cover. 9pm-Close. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-667-7400.

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Sundays. Featuring DJ JamnJ. 10pm. No Cover. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului; 808-877-9001.

LU LU’S LAHAINA - Mondays. Half-off drinks and pupus. 8-10pm. No Cover. Lahaina Cannery Mall, Lahaina; 808-661-0808.

TIMBA - Thursdays. 9pm-2am. Drink specials. No Cover. 505 Front St., Lahaina; 808-661-9873.

TROPICA - Sun. Hawaii Travel & Hospitality Industry Night: 25% off all food & beverages (includes alcohol with valid Hawaii employment ID). Dining hours: 5:00-9:00 PM (Wed.Sun.); Bar hours: 4:30-6:00 PM. Westin Maui Resort & Spa, 2365 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina, HI, 96761, Lahaina; 808-667-2525

QUIZ NIGHT DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Thursdays.

10pm. No Cover. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-875-9669.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Thursdays.

Hosted by Trish “The Dish” Smith. Free pupus. 9:30pm-12am. No Cover. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea; 808-874-1131.

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October 21, 2010 25

Film Critique

by Barry Wurst II barry@mauitime.com

‘Hereafter’ Effects Watching Front Street get swallowed by a CGI tsunami? Pretty rough.

The movie that follows? Pretty good Hereafter

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s Clint Eastwood’s Hereafter begins, the Warner Bros. logo fades to black and the sound of crashing waves fills the theater. The first image is a slow reveal of the beach and, sure enough, it’s Maui’s West side. I was ecstatic to see the West Maui mountains and other familiar landmarks on the big screen—but my ecstasy ended after 10 minutes, when a massive tsunami decimates Front Street. The scene is well-staged and the special effects are impressive, but seeing Maui get hit by a major disaster—even one concocted by Hollywood f/x—wasn’t fun and made me unexpectedly uncomfortable. Anyone who loves the Valley Isle as much as I do will likely have a similar reaction.

How’s the rest of the movie? Pretty

solid, actually. Having survived the opening catastrophe, a French journalist (Cecile De France) begins to experience flashbacks of the afterlife, which leads her career in a bold new direction. We also meet a San Francisco psychic (Matt Damon) who is seeking a low profile after years of contacting the dead for hire, and a set of English twins (played by real-life siblings George and Frank McLaren) with an unbreakable bond. These three story threads explore how the supernatural weaves its way into people’s lives and how skepticism and belief play an equal part in accepting the unexplainable.

Many have commented that Eastwood is going out of his element here and trying something different, but when hasn’t that been the case? In the past 20 years he’s directed movies about an underdog boxer, geriatric astronauts, philosophical cowboys, Georgia drag queens, Nelson Mandela and World War II from the point of view of American and Japanese soldiers. His latest

Kinda puts Halloween in perspective.

is flush with dazzling scenes and confirms that, at 80 years old, he’s still one of the most versatile, unpredictable and reliably great American filmmakers.

The movie isn’t as somber or heavyhanded as you might expect from the plot description; in fact it’s at times playful and even funny. The performances are top-notch: Damon gives an exceptional, introverted turn, while the McLaren brothers are simply fantastic. The cast also includes Jay Mohr, Derek Jacobi (amusingly playing himself) and Bryce Dallas Howard, who is outstanding in a haunting, pivotal role.

For most of the way, I thought I was watching one of the best films of the year,

but not every story thread is as strong as it should be, the pacing is occasionally ponderous and the conclusion falls into the grand sentimentality that can be Eastwood’s Achilles’ heel. Yet despite these flaws, it’s a memorable movie-going experience.

As for the Eastwood/Lahaina connection, here’s one I prefer to a CGI tsunami: if you wander into Dan’s Greenhouse on Lahainaluna road, you’ll find a Polaroid on the wall of the director and his newly purchased pet: a plump, boisterous pot-bellied pig. Eastwood’s choices are always surprising. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1418f

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SHOWTIMES FRONT STREET THEATER 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue)

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

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RED - PG13 - THU-FRI (4:15), 7:00, 9:55. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:15, 7:00.

MON-WED (4:15), 7:00, 9:35.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK - PG13 - THU (3:45), 6:30, 9:30. FRI (3:45), 6:30, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:00), 3:45, 6:30. MON-WED (3:45), 6:30, 9:15.

ALPHA AND OMEGA (3D) - PG - THU (2:15, 4:30). FRI (12:00, 2:15, 4:30).

SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:15), 4:30. MON-WED (2:15, 4:30).

DEVIL (SONY DIGITAL) - R - THU (2:20, 4:25), 6:30, 8:35.

EASY A - PG13 - THU (2:25, 4:45), 7:05, 9:25. FRI (4:35), 9:50. SAT-SUN 4:35, 9:50. MON-WED (4:35), 9:50.

HEREAFTER - PG13 - FRI (12:00, 1:30, 3:00, 4:30), 6:00, 7:30, 9:00.

SAT-SUN (12:00, 1:30, 3:00), 4:30, 6:00, 7:30, 9:00. MON-WED (1:30, 3:00, 4:30), 6:00, 7:30, 9:00.

JACKASS 3D - R - THU (1:35, 2:35, 3:55, 4:55), 6:15, 6:45, 7:15, 8:35, 9:05, 9:35. FRI (12:15, 1:35, 2:35, 3:55, 4:55), 6:15, 6:45, 7:15, 8:35, 9:05, 9:35. SAT-SUN (12:15, 1:35, 2:35), 3:55, 4:55, 6:15, 6:45, 7:15, 8:35, 9:05 9:35. MON-WED (1:35, 2:35, 3:55, 4:55), 6:15, 6:45, 7:15, 8:35, 9:05, 9:35.

LET ME IN - R - THU (1:35, 4:15), 6:55, 9:35.

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2 - R - FRI (12:30, 2:45, 5:00), 7:15, 9:30. SATSUN (12:30, 2:45), 5:00, 7:15, 9:30. MON-WED (2:45, 5:00), 7:15, 9:30.

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2 (SONY DIGITAL) - R - FRI (1:50, 4:10), 6:30, 8:50. SAT-SUN (1:50), 4:10, 6:30, 8:50. MON-WED (1:50, 4:10), 6:30, 8:50.

RED - PG13 - THU-FRI (1:30, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:10, 6:50, 9:30. MON-WED (1:30, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30.

SECRETARIAT - PG - THU (3:50), 6:40, 9:30.

SECRETARIAT (SONY DIGITAL) - PG - THU (2:50, 5:40), 8:30. FRI (12:00, 2:50, 5:40), 8:30. SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:50), 5:40, 8:30. MON-WED (2:50, 5:40), 8:30.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK - PG13 - THU (3:00, 5:45), 8:30. FRI (12:15, 3:00, 5:45), 8:30. SAT-SUN (12:15, 3:00), 5:45, 8:30. MON-WED (3:00, 5:45), 8:30.

THE TOWN (SONY DIGITAL) - R - THU (3:20), 6:10, 9:00. FRI-SUN (12:30, 3:20), 6:10, 9:00. MON-WED (3:20), 6:10, 9:00.

WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS - PG13 - THU (1:30, 4:30), 7:30.

FRI-WED (1:35), 6:50.

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) CASE 39 - R - THU 7:15, 9:45. FRI-SAT 8:15, 10:25. SUN-WED 8:15.

CATFISH - PG13 - FRI-TUE 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. WED 11:00, 1:15, 3:25, 5:355, 7:45, 9:55.

LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS (2D) - PG - THU 11:00, 1:35, 3:50, 6:05, 8:20.

FRI 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45. SAT 3:30, 5:45. SUN-WED 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45.

LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS (3D) - PG - THU 12:35, 2:50, 5:05, 7:20, 9:35. FRI-WED 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7:00, 9:50.

LIFE AS WE KNOW IT - PG13 - THU 11:30, 12:30, 2:00, 3:00, 4:30, 5:30, 7:00, 8:00, 9:30. FRI-SAT 12:00, 1:30, 2:30, 4:05, 5:00, 7:30, 9:00, 10:00.

SUN-WED 12:00, 1:30, 2:30, 4:05, 5:00, 7:30, 9:00, 10:00.

MY SOUL TO TAKE - R - THU-WED 11:50, 2:15, 4:40, 7:05, 9:30.

UH FOOTBALL - @ Utah State - SAT 11:00.

YOU AGAIN - PG - THU 12:15, 2:35, 4:55. FRI-WED 1:20, 6:20.

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) HEREAFTER - PG13 - FRI-SAT 11:20, 2:00, 4:45, 7:20, 10:00. SUN 11:20, 2:00, 4:45, 7:20, 10:00. MON-WED 11:00, 3:40, 6:20, 9:05.

LIFE AS WE KNOW IT - PG13 - THU 1:10, 3:45, 6:20, 8:55.

RED - PG13 - THU 1:00, 3:25, 5:50, 8:15. FRI-SAT 11:45, 2:15, 4:40, 7:00, 9:25. SUN 11:45, 2:15, 4:40, 7:00. MON-WED 1:10, 3:35, 6:00, 8:25.

SECRETARIAT - PG - THU 1:15, 3:50, 6:25, 9:00. FRI-SAT 11:25, 2:05, 4:35, 7:10, 9:50. SUN 11:25, 2:05, 4:35, 7:10. MON-WED 1:15, 3:50, 6:25, 9:00.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK - PG13 - THU 1:05, 3:40, 6:15, 8:50. FRI-SAT 11:30, 2:10, 4:50, 7:25, 9:55. SUN 11:30, 2:10, 4:50, 7:25. MON-WED 1:05, 3:45, 6:15, 8:50.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) HEREAFTER - PG13 - FRI (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 10:00. SAT-SUN (1:00), 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. MON-WED (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 10:00.

JACKASS 3D - R - THU (1:15, 4:00), 7:00, 9:45. FRI (1:30, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:15, 7:15, 9:45. MON-WED (1:30, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45.

MY SOUL TO TAKE - R - THU (1:30, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45.

Secretariat - PG - THU-FRI (1:00, 3:45), 6:45, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:00), 3:45, 6:45, 9:30. MON-WED (1:00, 3:45), 6:45, 9:30.

NEW THIS WEEK CATFISH - PG13 - Documentary - A “reality thriller” about the strange twists that unfold after a guy and a girl hook up on Facebook. 94 min.

HEREAFTER - PG13 - Drama - See this week’s Film Critique. 123 min.

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2 - R - In the proud tradition of the Blair Witch Project sequel. “Proud” is the word we’re looking for, right? 91 min.

UH FOOTBALL VS. UTAH STATE - Fresh off an upset of Nevada, the Warriors look to continue their roll. See it on the big screen.

NOW SHOWING ALPHA AND OMEGA (3D) - PG - Animated - Two wolves on opposite ends of the pecking order join forces. A strange career-capper for the late Dennis Hopper, who is among the voice cast. 88 min.

THE AMERICAN - R - Thriller - An assassin (George Clooney) goes to Italy to disappear, but a woman lures him out of the shadows. Hey, better than Ocean’s Fourteen. 105 min.

CASE 39 - R - Horror - A social worker investigating the case of a strange little girl discovers that “strange” doesn’t begin to describe it. 109 min.

in a suburban high school. Just the way Nathaniel Hawthorne intended. 92 min.

JACKASS 3D - R - Comedy - Because all those testicle-staplings and PortaPotty catapults were so dull in two dimensions. 105 min.

LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS (3D) PG - Animated - A group of talking owls go on a quest to save their kingdom, presumably stopping along the way to regurgitate rodent skulls. 100 min.

Catfish

LET ME IN - R - Horror - Boy meets girl, girl turns out to be vampire. Dumbed-down remake of a much better Swedish import. 115 min.

of the famed racehorse are dramatized, with Celine Dion in the title role. 123 min.

LIFE AS WE KNOW IT - PG13 - Romantic Comedy - Katherine Heigl is once again thrown unwittingly into parenthood (with some dude).

How many times do we need to see this? At least twice, apparently. 115 min.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK - PG13 - Drama - Hey you know that little Web site called Facebook all the kids (and their parents, aunts and great-uncles) are talking about? Here’s the (alleged) story of how it was born. 133 min.

MY SOUL TO TAKE - R - Horror - A teenager does very bad things while he sleeps. Less dirty—and more gory—than it sounds. Wes Craven directs. 107 min.

THE TOWN - R - Drama - Ben Affleck directs and stars and somehow doesn’t wear out his welcome in this Boston-set cops and robbers tale. 123 min.

RED - PG13 - Bruce Willis helms yet another old folks shoot-’em-up vehicle, with Helen Mirren and Morgan Freeman along for the ride. 111 min.

WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS - PG13 - Drama - Greed is still good in Oliver Stone’s belated but timely sequel. Michael Douglas returns as Gordon Gekko. 127 min.

DEVIL - PG13 - Thriller - Time was “based on a story by M. Night Shyamalan” was a good thing.

Now, not so much. 80 min.

RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE (3D) - R - Action - If a based-on-a-video game explosion-fest sequel starring a midriff-baring Milla Jovovich sounds like your idea of a good time, go have a good time. 90min.

EASY A - PG13 - Comedy - The Scarlet Letter, only

SECRETARIAT - PG - Drama - The life and glories

YOU AGAIN - PG - Comedy - A group of multigenerational women (including, inevitably, Betty White) spar over men and other life-and-death matters. 105 min.

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Friday (October 22), 9pm at the Hard Rock Cafe, Lahiana, $35

The West side took its lumps this week when the County announced it won’t close Front Street for Halloween. But not every event is floundering. Lahaina Plantation Days kicks off its second year (meaning it can now accurately be called “annual”) with an array of diversions, including food booths featuring the grinds of Star Noodle, Aloha Mixed Plate, Sansei, RB Steak House, Hula Grill and Cool Cat Cafe to name a few, plus a beer and wine garden, historical displays, a farmers’ market, horse rides and a fun zone for the keiki and entertainment from the likes of Amy Hanaiali‘i Gilliom (pictured), Na Palapalai, An Den and more. Also, you’ll have a chance to both check out and contribute to the restoration of the iconic Pioneer Mill smokestack, by buying a commemorative brick. Lots of events claim to community-oriented and fun for the whole family; this one really is. 661-3162 or lahainarestoration.org [Jacob Shafer]

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Swiss surrealist H. R. Giger’s Penis Landscape was framed in stars and stripes and made poster-size, as an insert into The Dead Kennedys’ 1985 album Frankenchrist, earning the band a date with the courts for “distributing matter harmful to minors” (ironically, it ended with a hung jury). A year later, they disbanded, but reformed in 2001—without lead singer Jello Biafra. But if you’re a fan, you already knew that. So I’ll be succinct and say that today, East Bay Ray is still their six string samurai, and D. H. Peligro is back on drums.

Now manning the mic is vocalist Ron “Skip” Greer (his nickname, maybe, because he ditched Wynona Rider for the DK gig), and newest to the group, Greg Reeves on bass. In any configuration, it’s the band’s first time playing in Hawaii (and I’ll take the chance to insert the aside that their first-ever gig was at a San Francisco Filipino hub dubbed “Fab Mab”), so you won’t want to miss it. While you may be so inspired by our beautiful bar issue—and Hard Rock is indeed a good watering hole—don’t get too drunk to, ahem, make love. Because rolling down stairs and starting fights isn’t as fun as it sounds. 877-714-7668, groovetickets.com, underworldevents.com

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Hal-ing Around Chicken Skin, Times Two ‘Couple of chances to make your spine tingle this weekend. First, check out the inimitable Kathy Collins (and ‘Tita, of course) as she presents an evening of “Chicken Skin Stories” in preparation for that upcoming spook-tacular holiday. Weakkneed individuals and keiki under 10 need not apply.

(Saturday, October 23, 7:30pm & Sunday, October 24, 5pm at the Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Kaahumanu Center, Kahului, $15, 244-8760 or mauiacademy.org) For chicken skin of a different sort, check out a unique melding of visual and aural delights, as acclaimed pianist/composer Peter Kater and sculptor/painter Spar Street present “Call of Love,” an exhibition of their disparate but complementary skill sets. The show will be aired on Akaku, so attendees agree to have their likeness captured and disseminated. (Saturday, October 23, 6-10pm at the Spar Street Gallery, 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, $30 show/$60 show and VIP reception, tickets at Alive and Well in Kahului and Hawaiian Moons in Kihei, 269-2460) [JS]

Saturday (October 23), 9pm at the Maui Theatre, Lahaina, $20/$25 OK, I’ll admit it: when I first heard Hal Sparks was coming to Maui as part of the Maui Celebrity Series, my reaction was, “Hal who?” What’s amazing is that I have watched literally hundreds of hours of I Love the [Insert Recent Decade] on VH1, occasionally in a state of semi-coherence. And slinging quips on those shows—along with E! network’s Talk Soup—is Sparks’s claim to fame. That and a role on the critically acclaimed Queer As Folk, a show I have never watched (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

So what I realized is that I don’t recognize Sparks because of his name, but rather because of what he’s done. And really, when I think about it, a lot of my favorite performers are like that—people I could pick out of a lineup and say, “Yeah, I know that dude, he’s funny,” but if I had to introduce them to someone at a party it’d be awkward. Sparks will be joined at his Valley Isle appearance by Chino LaForge and DJ Aggressive Cane Spider—now there’s a name I won’t forget. 856-7973, mauicelebrityseries.com [JS]

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS SLACK KEY MASTERS WITH GEORGE KAHUMOKU & OWANA SALAZAR - Thu, Oct 21. Each month, George Kahumoku Jr’s Slack Key Show comes to Central Maui, with Uncle George hosting the show’s music talents. This new series begins in October, featuring Owana Salazar — the only wahine steel guitar player in the 808 and one of only a few female slack key players. $25 / $45 VIP. 7:30pm.

McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org THE DEAD KENNEDYS - Fri, Oct 22. Woo hoo. This longawaited show dawns. See This Week’s Picks for more. $35. 9pm. The Hard Rock Cafe, 900 Front St., Lahaina; 808-667-7400; groovetickets.com / hardrock.com THE GREEN WITH ANUHEA AND ONE INITY - Sat, Oct 23. It’s always a wild, well-attended night at Mulligan’s — so you’ve gotta both hustle to get your tickets and hustle to get in line. This show’s been dubbed the official “loyalty launch party,” (brought to you by Budlight and Native 92.5) and tickets are available at Mulligans, 808 Deli, Maui Mana, our friends and neighbors at Requests, Solid Clothing, and West Side Vibes. $25 Presale. 6pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea; 808-874-1131; mulligansontheblue.com CALL OF LOVE: A LIVE CONCERT AND PAINTING DUET - Sat, Oct 23. Enjoy an exhibition of paintings and sculptures by artist Spar Street and a concert

by Grammy-nominated pianist Peter Kate, closing with a “duet of live art” with Kater at keys and Street working on canvass. Tickets available at Alive & Well and Hawaiian Moons. $30 show only / $60 VIP. 8-10pm. Spar Street Studio/Gallery, 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului; 808-269-2460 MARK FARINA - Sat, Oct. 23. Farina’s got a huge following who all dig his jazz-meets-urban beats.

This self-described “modern day traveling minstrel,” touts 100 shows per year since the end of his Mushrroom Jazz club night in San Francisco. $25. 9pm-2am. Timba, 5050 Front St., Lahaina; 808-661-9873; timbamaui.com HAL SPARKS LIVE - Sat, Oct 23. The Maui Celebrity Series presents “Queer As Folk” and “E! Talk Soup” star Hal Sparks. An evening of stand-up comedy, following the success of his recent one hour special on Showtime. Jenelle LeBlanc hosts with special guests Curtis “Chino” LaForge and DJ Aggressive Cane Spider. $20 / $25. 9-11pm. Maui Theatre, 878 Front St. (Old Lahaina Center), Lahaina; 808-8567973; themauicelebrityseries.com

STAGE CHICKEN SKIN TALES WITH KATHY COLLINS Sat & Sun, Oct 23 & 24. Who bettah fo’ tell da kine chicken skin tales, den ‘Tita’ herself, Kathy Collins?!

She going bus’ some heebiejeebie stuffs — so not fo’ scaredy cats or keiki undah 10 yeahs ol’, eh! An’ remembah, only stay fo’ one weekend, so you bettah get your tickets fas’ kine. $15. Sat, 7:30pm. Sun, 5pm.

Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-244-8760 ARSENIC AND OLD LACE - Every Sun, Fri & Sat through Oct 24. Last chance! By popular demand, Maui OnStage presents this classic comedy of errors by Joseph Keserling. Directed by Steven Dascoulias. Remember to ask about special dinner packages with Café o’ Lei — a great way to impress your date with your culinary and performance arts taste. Fri & Sat, 7:30 pm. Sun, 3 pm matinee. $40 VIP / $18 General / $15 Matinee. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES - Every Sun, Fri & Sat through Oct 31. Jonathan Lehman adapts Hans Christian Andersen’s original story about the vain Emperor

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of Boondoggle who squanders his kingdom’s money on extravagant clothes. Directed by Doug Kendrick.

Musical Direction by Marti Kluth. Fri & Sat 7:30pm; Sat 4pm; Sun 1 & 4pm (No performances on Dec 17). $15 Reserved / $10 Floor. ProArts Playhouse, 1280 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei; 808-463-6520; proartspacific.com CIRQUE POLYNESIA - Mon-Sat. It’s Circue du Soleil meets Polynesian hula with amazing high-wire acts, aerial acrobatics and illusions, and mind-boggling contortionist and balancing-acts. Call for their Kama’aina special. Starting at $62; Deals for kids.

6pm. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali; 808-667-4540; maui.hyatt.com

FOODIE HEALTHY KEIKI - Thu, Oct 21. Join Whole Foods Market for a special class focused on healthy recipes perfect for school lunches, with hands-on demonstrations, food identification and a tour of the store’s produce department. Keiki between the ages of 5-12 welcome. Please e-mail Chandler, Whole Foods Market’s Healthy Eating specialist, to sign up for this class: Chandler.Morphew-Tarbuck@wholefoods.com. 6pm.

Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B,, Kahului; 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui LOCAL FUN ON ALOHA FRIDAY - Fri, Oct 22. Celebrate seasonal produce grown locally at this demonstration highlighting the juiciest, local produce in the store! “Health Starts Here” recipes and samples will be available to customers. Vegetarian and vegan-friendly recipes will also be available. 4pm.

Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B,, Kahului; 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui SLOW FOOD MAUI CONVIVIUM PRESENTS TASTE EDUCATION: FALL HARVEST - Sat, Oct 23. Locavores know why locally-grown foods taste best — and are best for our communities. Indulge in the pleasures of what you already know, or get hip to this chic, conscious lifestyle by attending this tasting event. Compare mainland imports to items like made on Maui jams and jellies, Maui Cattle Co. beef, Ha’iku tomatoes, Keana’e bananas, Maui Gold pineapple, Moloka’i sweet potato, and Huelo coconut, and let your taste buds decide. $5.

9am-2pm. Ali’i Kula Lavender Farm, 1100 Waipoli Rd., Kula; 808-878-3004; aliikulalavender.com BBQ FUNDRAISER FOR THE UPCOUNTRY FAIR Sat, Oct 23. Whole Foods Market will be serving up Paniolo-style plates with all the fixings. One hundred percent of the proceeds will benefit the Maui 4H Club’s ongoing efforts to promote pride in workmanship and accomplishments, personal interaction with peers, and respect for the environment. 11am-2pm. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B,, Kahului; 808872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui WELLNESS WEDNESDAYS - Wed, Oct 27. Whole Foods Market believes in promoting the health and wellness of their customers, team members, and the community at large. So, they sponsor “Healthy Eating” demonstrations, providing a samples of “Health Starts Here” recipes that highlight plant-strong, raw combinations, healthy fats and nutrient-dense ingredients. 12pm. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B,, Kahului; 808-8723310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui “FOOD IN THE RAW”: HEALTH STARTS WITH RAW FOOD - Daily. Eating raw foods is an excellent way to absorb nutrients, and support a balanced digestive system. This class will demonstrate inventive ways to create your favorite dishes using nothing but the freshest, raw ingredients. Please -mail to sign up for this class: Chandler.Morphew-Tarbuck@wholefoods.com.

Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B,, Kahului; 808-72-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

TICKETS ON SALE “AN EVENING FOR SINATRA” WITH BRIAN EVANS LIVE IN CONCERT - Thu, Oct 28. Crooner Brian Evans performs Sinatra classics with a full big band. Evans’s versions of the standards are heard on shows ranging from “Law & Order” to “So You Think You Can Dance,” and his next album features a duet with Kelly Osbourne. $20 / $30 / $40 VIP. 7-9:30pm. The Maui Theatre, 878 Front St., Lahaina; 808856-7973; themauicelebrityseries.com AMY HANAIALI’I WITH JEFF PETERSON - Fri & Sat, Oct 29 & 30. The Supper Club gets sultry with these celebrated Mauians. Hanaiali’i’s golden pipes paired with Peterson’s super slack key fingers is sure to delight. $60 Four Course Dinner / $30 Show Only. 6pm. Stella Blues Cafe, 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei; 808-874-3779; stellablues.com CELTIC HARPER & STORYTELLER, PATRICK BALL - Fri, Oct 29. This premier Celtic harp player and captivating spoken word artist takes to the McCoy stage, playing the legendary brass-strung harp of Ireland.

With his bell-like voice and tales of wit and enchantment from the Emerald Isle, he’s sure to delight. $25.

7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org FIFTH ANNUAL BOYS & GIRLS CLUBS OF MAUI BENEFIT GOLF TOURNAMENT - Sat, Oct 30. Four man scramble format. Features “one of the best goodie bags of any tournament on Maui,” and delicious lunch with prizes and awards to round out the day. Early bird discounts now available (save $20 single player / $100 foursome by purchasing before September 30). $180 single player / $700 foursome.

Makena North Golf Course, 5415 Makena Rd., Kihei; 808-242-4363 ext. 322; bgcmaui.org REGGAE MONSTAH MASH WITH BARRINGTON LEVY - Sat, Oct 30. Known as the “Mellow Canary” for his sweet vocal styling, reggae legend Barrington Levy will share what makes him one of the most requested songsters in reggae music history.

It’s a trick-or-treat concert just in time for Halloween, with local favorites Inna Vision opening. $30 / $35. 6pm. Events Lawn, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org “THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP” - Sun, Oct 31. The only public performances of Maui Academy of Performing Arts’ fall educational theatre tour, starring Derek Nakagawa and Francis Tau’a. Especially for keiki 2-10 years old, the play uses music and humor to tell a story of a wannabe wizard who learns about the value of friendship. Come in your Halloween costume!. $4. 2pm. Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-244-8760 BU! THE MAGICALLY ENCHANTED FOREST - Sun, Oct 31. Gather in the apparition of Bu!, for the go-to Halloween event for Maui’s GLBT community. An ambient environment and primary dance floor will be created by DJ Joe King, and the night’s otherworldly theme will be mastered by local favorite DJ Michale Fong. Plus, hip hop beats will boom from the Schaefer International Gallery (?!) with a simultaneous dance ffloor manned by DJ Teknyq and DJ AstroRaph. $35 General Admission / $95 VIP Package.

9pm. Pavillion, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org / mauigayinfo.com LOL@MACC COMEDY NIGHT WITH BRET ERNST - Thu, Nov 4. The second installment of this new series. Ernst has had a TV specials on Comedy Central, BET and Showtime, headlines at top comedy clubs across the country, and will next appear as the host of the new Oxygen TV network series, “Love Games: Bad Girls Need Love, Too.” Sponsored by MauiTime and KAOI Radio. $25 / $45. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

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Ladies Night w/ Next Level Entertainment 8pm-12:30am

Bottoms Up with DJ “Big C” - 9pm-2am; $10

Saturday Nite Live Music 10pm-2am; $10

S.I.N. Sunday w/ DJ JamnJ 10pm-2am; No Cover

MON - Open Mic Band Auditions 8pm / TUE Native Night 9pm / WED - Live Music 8pm

AMBROSIA

Old School Thursdays w/ DJ Del Sol, 10pm

What the Funk! Fridays w/ DJ Forrest, 10pm

Sunrize Saturdaze w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

Sunday Night Fever w/ DJ CIA, 10pm

MON - Wolf & Ryan /TUE - Drum & Bass w/ DJ AstroRaph; WED - Maui’s HI-5 Night w/ DJ Del Sol & DJ CIA

Gina Martinelli

‘Ohana Groove

Estee & Co.

Bryan and The Band No Cover

Louise Lambert Band No Cover

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1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

BOCALINO BISTRO & BAR 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041

CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY REST. 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului - 873-6555

WED - Latino/Blues & Jazz Night w/ Lydia Toccafondy & Neto Peraza

CASANOVA

Karaoke w/ Freddie Blondo & Fuji Ora-a 9:45pm; $5

Open Mind 9:45pm; $10

Masquerade w/ DJ Stylz & Shaka Sista Manoa 9:45pm

CHARLEY’S

Wavetrain 10pm - Close ; $5

DJ Del Sol 10pm - Close ; No Cover

Lil Dread and Fiyah Blaze 9pm-Close; $10

Barefoot Minded 7 - 10pm; No Cover

Dave Caroll 7 - 10pm; No Cover

Dave Caroll 7 - 10pm; No Cover

Erin Smith 7 - 10pm; No Cover

MON - Peter D / TUE - Live Jazz / WED - Ryan Palma (All sets 7 - 10pm; No Cover)

DIAMONDS ICE BAR

House Music 10pm; No Cover

Seismic Chops 10pm; No Cover

The Mary Jane Experiment; 10pm; No Cover

Live Music 10pm; No Cover

MON - Gomega / TUE - Open Mic Night / WED - House Mic Night (All 10pm; No Cover)

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB

Quiz Night 10pm; No Cover

Jarod 10pm; No Cover

Arise 10pm; No Cover

Seattle’s Mycle Wastman 10pm; No Cover

MON - Jordan / TUE - Junior / WED - Jessica & Friend (All 10pm; No Cover)

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Dat Guyz 9pm - Close

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GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

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LOS ANGELES GUITAR QUARTET WITH GUEST ACTOR PHILIP PROCTOR - Fri, Nov 5. This Grammy award-winning Los Angeles Guitar Quartet comprised of John Dearman, Matthew Greif, William Kanengise and Scott Tennant, will take to the Castle Theater stage to share their syntheses of world and contemporary styles. Phil Proctor of Firesign Theatre Radio Hour will perform a dramatic adaptation of “Don Quixote,” accented with compositions by Narvaez, Encina, Pisador, Milan and Martin y Coll. $12 / $26 / $35. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

Goddess” herself, Alaka’i Paleka. Various sponsorship, advertising and auction donation opportunities available. Grand Wailea Resort & Spa, 3850 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea; 808-244-8787; mauiunitedway.org

LED ZEPPLICA - Fri, Nov 5. One night only. A premiere Led Zeppelin replica band featuring Joe Retta and Lenny Mann. Tickets available at Stella Blues, Local Motion surf shops, or at groovetickets.com (21+ only). $15.

9pm. Stella Blues Cafe, 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei; 808-874-3779 / 1.877.71.GROOV; stellablues.com

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BACH FOR COFFEE - Sat, Nov 6. Timothy Wolfe performs as Bach, with Paul Janes-Brown as Telemann in a musical comedy infused with history about the two composers’ works (cantatas will be sung in English to enhance audience appreciation). The program includes Bach’s “Coffee Cantata” and Telemann’s “Dead Canary Cantata,” featuring Soloists Lauren Pomerantz, Cameron Keys and Lisa Paulsen with the Maui Madrigale and musicians of Early Music Maui. $20 / $15 seniors / Free for students 18 years & younger. 7pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org THREE DOG NIGHT - Sat, Nov 6. Celebrate forty years with Three Dog Night — who between 1969 and 1974 were record-holders for album and ticket sales as well as Top 10 hits. Their music is so-woven into the fabric of our pop culture, you hear it everywhere from stage to screen and speaker. $45 / $55 / $65 /$85. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org HIROSHIMA - Fri, Nov 12. A special concert with this Grammy nominated group, along with distinguished guest Michael Paulo. $25 / $55. 7-10pm.

Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org “LIVE UNITED” GALA UNDER THE STARS - Sat, Nov 13. An elegant benefit for Maui United Way’s 27 partner agencies/programs, presented in part by the Grand Wailea and KPOA 93.5 FM. Featuring a special performance by Raiatea Helm and emceed by the “Morning

MAUI MASSIVE: SUBLIME WITH ROME - Sun, Nov 21. An all ages show! Tickets available through the MACC or at Green Banana Internet Cafe, Old Lahaina Book Emporium and (our friends at Maui’s only record store) Requests. $39 General Admission. 4:30pm.

Events Lawn, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808242-7469; mauiarts.org / sublimewithrome.com

FRIDAY, OCT 22

RECYCLE WISH LIST - Artists have a knack at making use of things otherwise deemed trash. Stained/ faded towels? The printmaking studio can use them.

Bubble wrap new or used? Potters will bubble-over with joy. Old T-shirts make great paint rags, too.

Available: old issues of art magazines for reading, collage or kids projects (call 24 hours ahead and we will bring them in for you). Upcountry Fine Art, 1156 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 808-573-6000

2ND ANNUAL LAHAINA PLANTATION DAYS Continues on Saturday, Oct 23. See This Week’s Picks for more. 5-10pm. Old Pioneer Mill, Lahainaluna Rd., Lahiana; lahainarestoration.org

EVENTS

KARAOKE WITH KAUNOA SENIORS - Those Kaunoa seniors are the feistiest I know. Always taking classes and volunteering and stuff. Jeez, even more than those half their age! So, they’ll likely show us all up with their mad karaoke skills, too. Go and check ‘em out. Maybe you’ll therein discover their secret. My money is still on something akin to “Cocoon.” Free. 6-7:30pm. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

TURTLE-RRIFIC THURSDAY - Learn all about the biology, behavior and diet of Hawaiian green sea turtles from the aquarium’s talented curatorial staff, who will host an up-close-and-personal encounter with their honu at Turtle Lagoon. 2pm. Maui Ocean Center, 192 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma`alaea; 808-2707000; mauioceancenter.com

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CONSERVATION CONVERSATIONS - Last chance!

Viewpoints Gallery and East Maui Watershed Partnership invite you to join in on lively “conservation conversations” with noted environmental experts. The final installment of this four-week series features Bob Hobdy, a native plant botanist. Free.

6-7pm. Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com

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DROP BOX REOPENS - The upcountry library is current closed for Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) improvements and parking lot renovations. But, as of October 19, the drop box is open for patrons to return borrowed materials. An announcement will be made when the library is scheduled to reopen. P.S. A reminder to both keiki and adult borrowers, as of August 5, overdue fees have increased to 25cents per day, per item, with a maximum fee of $7.50 per item. Makawao Public Library, 1159 Makawao Ave.,

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THURSDAY, OCT 21

CALL TO ARTISTS: NOVEMBER DEADLINE FOR MAUI OPEN STUDIOS EVENT - A new annual art event will launch this February, with three weeks of festivals — from West and South Maui, to the North Shore and Upcountry, plus the East side. The deadline to register is November 1. Visit mauiopenstudios.com for more information.

DESIGNERS WANTED FOR LIVING ART EXHIBITION - Want to showcase your new concepts in landscape design? The Maui Association of Landscape Professionals (MALP) seeks proposals (due Oct 31) for its first annual “Artscapes Living Art Exhibition,” to be featured at the 15th annual Maui Lawn and Garden Fair (Dec 4, 9am - 2pm.). Exhibitors selected will then create their designs within a 15’ x 15’ space outside, near the UHMC greenhouse. University of Hawaii Maui College, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; Gary Mohrlang: 808-298-8413 / gmohrlang@yahoo.com; malp.org

TUE - Liko Martin, 9pm; $5 WED - Wild Wahine Wednesdays w/ DJ Stylz & DJ Kamikaze, 10pm; $10

CELEBRATE VINTAGE ALLURE - Who do you want to be, this Halloween? Go vintage and look authentic. Be inspired by a fashion show highlighting vintage costumes, and enjoy complimentary wine, cheese and gifts.

Over 2,000 items under $20. No Cover. Hula Gypsy, 505 Front St., Lahaina; 808-280-9914; hulagypsy.com

MAPA DANCE PERFORMANCE GROUPS - MAPA’s top dancers strut their stuff in this free dance show featuring hip hop, jazz and contemporary dance.

Free. 6:30pm. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-871-1307; mauimall.com FULL MOON CRUISE - Award-winning astronomer Harriet Witt narrates the night sky, while nature’s spotlight adds intrigue to this celestial-meets-sea adventure. Plenty of local fare to grind and imbibe.

Plus, a full color marine life poster as a parting gift.

Need we say more?. $31.96 - $49.95. 8pm. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Ocean Store, 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100, Ma’alaea; 808-249-8977; pacificwhale.org

SATURDAY, OCT 23 2ND ANNUAL LAHAINA PLANTATION DAYS Continued from Friday, Oct 22. See This Week’s Picks for more. 4-10pm. Old Pioneer Mill, Lahainaluna Rd., Lahiana; lahainarestoration.org

PICNIC WITH POKI - Every 3rd Thursday of the month under the shade of the monkeypod tree on these historic church grounds, enjoy live entertainment, hosted by Poki of KPOA 93.5 FM. Bring your friends and ‘ohana, something to sit on, and of course (no picnic complete without it), your mea’ ai (lunchtime grindz).

Free. Kaahumanu Church, Wailuku; 808-244-5189

KAPUKA’ULUA OHANA’S 4TH HAWAIIAN HERITAGE & ENVIRONMENTAL SUSTAINABILITY FAIR - Speakers and demonstrations all day, featuring Hui Wa’a Kaulua and their voyaging canoes Mookiha and Moolelele. Popcorn and prize giveaways from Kamehameha Schools Distant Learning Program and Maui Babe suntan lotion. A community event for all to kokua. Free. Kamehameha Iki Park,

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Ashley Welte 7pm - Close; No Cover

Guest Performer 7pm - Close; No Cover

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - Close; No Cover

Brian Cuomo 7pm - Close; No Cover

MON - Ashley Welte / TUE & WED - Rene Alonzo (All 7pm - Close; No Cover)

KAHALE’S

Vince Esquire

Kenny Roberts

Eight Track Players

Kahala

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Hula Honeys

DeAquino Bruddahs

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Bad Kitty 8-11pm

Billy & The Bad Dogs 8-11pm

Vince Esquire 8-11pm

Gina Martinelli Band

WED - Bobby Ingram & The Maui Blues, 7-10pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi

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LONGHI’S LAHAINA

Crazy Fingers 9pm - 1am; No Cover Alternative Night w/ DJ Raph, 10pm - 2am

Karaoke 7:30 - 11pm; No Cover

WED - Karaoke 7:30 - 11 pm; No Cover

X-clusive Saturday Nights w/ All Access’s DJ Money Mike

Cyrus Clark

MON - Service Industry Night w/ All Access DJ & Junior TUE - Karaoke w/ Troy / WED - Sizzling Salsa Nights

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KIWI ROADHOUSE

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LULU’S KIHEI

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

LULU’S LAHAINA

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Louise Lambart Band 7:30 - 10:30pm

DJ Music 11pm-1:30am; No Cover

Kanikapila w/ Liko Martin 8-10pm; No Cover

MAUI BREWING CO.

WED - Open Mic Night, 10pm; No Cover

Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474

MOANA CAFE

71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St. Kihei - 874-1131

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414

525 Front St., Lahaina; 808-264-7691 HUGE YARD SALE AT MAUI FAMILY YMCA - Rummage sales. They’re like treasure hunts. Scour the sea of second hand books, children’s items, clothing, electronics, furniture, home and garden, sporting goods and more, to find your next favorite thing.

Have things you no longer need or want? They’re seeking donations, too. Happy hunting! 7am-12pm.

YMCA, 250 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului; 808-248-8355 FOOD AND BOOKS - Hey, fellow bibliomaniacs. I know you can taste it already. No, I don’t mean the Whole Foods hot bar (though that’s good, too). It’s the sweet, musty pages of piles of used books — waiting for you. Empty your car. Bring boxes. Build a new shelf (see next entry). Do what you need to do to get ready to add to your home library in a big way. All proceeds benefit the Friends of the Maui Library — a dedicated group of volunteers — and their efforts to spread the love of reading. 9am-1pm. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B,, Kahului; 808-8723310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui MAKE A DIFFERENCE DAY - Individuals, contractors and businesses are welcome to participate as donors (new or nearly new building supplies) or as volunteers. Donated items will be used to build new homes or to renovate existing homes, or sold to help fund the building of more homes. Volunteers can help by unloading, sorting and pricing donations, creating displays or helping customers find what they need. Too, it’s a great way to keep reusable items out of the landfill. 9am-4pm. Habitat for Humanity Maui, 970 Lower Main St., Wailuku; 808986-8050; habitat-maui.org 1ST ANNUAL NORTH SHORE CLEANUP - Did you see that weird Bag Monster at the Central Maui cleanup?

Yeah, that was weird. Don’t worry, you’ll be safe at this weekend’s cleanups. But, all the cool stuff will still be there. This North Shore cleanup — spearheaded by Community Work Day — is hosted by +H20, a worldwide network of passionate water enthusiasts dedicated to clean water initiatives for communities around the globe. Free refreshments for volunteers provided by Mana Foods, Paia Fish Market, Café Mambo, Flatbread Pizza and Tropics Water. Continue doing good tomorrow (October 24) at the Hana Town Cleanup. Free. 10am-6pm. Meet at Baldwin Beach Park, 808-877-2524; m_lane@hotmail.com HOLIDAY JOB FAIR - Man. In an economy where we’re struggling for cash in the off-season, holiday extras are even tougher. Here’s your chance to get first dibs on

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Makana 7-9pm; $25 / $55 / Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish “The Dish” Smith

Ka’ena Elaban 9pm-12am

The Official Loyalty Party (see Big Shows)

House DJ 10pm; No Cover

‘80s & ‘90s Hits w/ All Access Ent. 10pm; No Cover

Pacific Vibes 9pm; No Cover

TUE - Open Mic Night The Celtic Tigers 6-9:30pm/ Live Band 10pm-Close

seasonal jobs, savvy ‘Santa.’ Sponsored by Pacific Radio Group. Free. 10am-4pm. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-8773369; queenkaahumanucenter.com / mauivents.com

coupon for a free nail trimming from Pete’s Pet Services, and take 30% off all Halloween costumes. Free.

3-6pm. Birken and Baileys Too, Azeka Shopping Center, 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-875-9805

MAUI MARKETPLACE CELEBRATES 13TH ANNIVERSARY - No better way to party while you shop than with Jimmy Mac and the Kool Kats playing ‘60s tunes, accompanied by the high-energy moves of the Maui Swing Dancers. Indulge with free cupcakes and Meadow Gold Dairies ice cream, while supplies last.

Door prizes include an HP Mini Notebook and gas grill, plus prizes with the Spin the Wheel game. And, keiki can get some grins — and take-home treats — with Feather Duster the Clown and Halloween crafts. Free.

11am-1pm. Maui Marketplace, Dairy Rd., Kahului

MAUI HANDS ART SHOW - Large format artwork by 21 talented artist, including Betty Hay Freeland, Cudra Clover, and Jack Hamilton. Enjoy wine, pupus, entertainment, and enter a drawing for a signed giclee valued at $700. Free. 6-10pm. Pacific Dreams, 878 Front St., Lahaina; 808-662-0111

SUNDAY, OCT 24 1ST ANNUAL HANA CLEANUP - Hana is an gem.

Like tsavorite and sapphire got melded in their middles, then was cut to refract a blooming spectrum.

Let’s keep it ‘opala-free, shall we? A good way to do so would be to participate in this follow-up to the 6th annual Lahaina Town, 1st annual Kihei and 1st annual Central Maui cleanups (see Saturday’s Events for more). The cleanup will focus on Waikoloa Beach, Hana Bay, Koki Beach Park and Waianapanapa State Park. Free. 10am-2pm. Meet at Hana Bay, 808-877-2524; m_lane@hotmail.com

OPENING NIGHT PARTY: “LAST NIGHT’S PARTY” PHOTO EXHIBITION - Some of Maui’s best — and best-known — photographers give us an intriguing look into Maui’s late night hours, from private parties to the biggest rock shows.

Featuring the work of Jessica Pearl, Jack Grace, Sean Michael Hower, Justin Orr and more. 8pm. South Shore Tiki Lounge, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-874-6444

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LAMBERT - Release your inner Aretha Free. 11am. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu or unleash your inner Janis by joyfully harmoAve., Kahului; 808-871-1307; mauimall.com nizing with others who love to sing — from beginners WORLD OF WEIRD - Discover the unusual world of to Grammy winners. Gain range expansion, power, flatfish, frogfish, octopus, eels and other bizarre flexibility and confidence while learning harmony, techcreatures, in this complimentary tour guided by an nique, and breath control. Learn to sound your best in ocean naturalist. A second heebie jeebie installment any situation. Bring your favorite music to a song (or will be held on Oct 31. Space is limited. First come, two), to share and sing. Limited space. Register today. first serve. Sign up at the aquarium’s front gate or by $20. 1-3:30pm. Maui Meadows. Call or register for decalling. 11:30pm. Maui Ocean Center, 192 Ma’alaea tails. 808-205-3971; louiselambert.com Rd., Ma`alaea; 808-270-7000; mauioceancenter.com

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3RD ANNUAL HOWL-O-WEEN PAWTY - Get your pets prepped for All Hallows Eve, and enjoy a parade (5pm) and costume contest (6pm). Games for your pooch like bobbing for hot dogs, and treats for both pets and keiki.

Give a $10 donation for breast cancer awareness and get a professional pet portrait by JMC Photography, plus other fun opportunities to give (and receive!) to local charities. Bring your pet in costume and get a

MONDAY, OCT 25 BASIC MEDIATION TRAINING - Mediation Services of Maui, a not for profit Maui United Way agency, invites members of the community to participate in a one hour agency orientation (Monday, October 25, 5-6pm, MSM offices) and a 4-day intensive training (October 26-28 & 30). The skill base offered in

TUE - Murray Thorne; Tin Can Comedy w/ Shaggy Jenkins / WED - Willie K; Erin Smith’s Super Fantastic Ladies Night MON & WED - House DJ 10pm; No Cover this training covers advanced communication, negotiation and problem solving. As the demand for mediation grows, the agency needs to recruit more volunteers to assist parties to resolve their disputes peacefully. Upon completion of the course, training participants will be given the opportunity to apply to the agency as volunteer mediators. $300. 8:30am5pm. Maui Beach Hotel, 170 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-244-5744; mauimediation.org MEET THE AUTHOR OF “KULA SAN: MAUI’S HEALING PLACE” - Dr. Patricia A. Brown, author, educator, psychologist, and researcher, will be on hand to discuss her new pictorial history that chronicles the lives of patients and workers from the landmark Kula Hospital’s vibrant past. See her also on Tue (Oct 26) at the Kihei Public Library and on Wed (Oct 27) at the Lahaina Public Library. Free.

10:30am. Wailuku Public Library, 251 S. High St., Wailuku; 808-243-5766; librarieshawaii.org

TUESDAY, OCT 26 FLIPPERS & FINS TOUR UPGRADE - Last chance!

Visitors seeking a unique experience at the aquarium can upgrade this Tuesday. Guided by one of the center’s ocean naturalists, get a visit behind-the-scenes look at aquarium operations plus the opportunity to participate in supervised shark and sea turtle feedings at Hammerhead Harbor and Turtle Lagoon. Participants will learn about shark and turtle biology, behavior, feeding habits, and also witness how the curatorial team cares for the animals and exhibits. The tour is appropriate for all ages. Reservations are highly recommended. $10 + General Admission. 11:30am. Maui Ocean Center, 192 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma`alaea; 808-2707000; mauioceancenter.com MEET THE AUTHOR OF “KULA SAN: MAUI’S HEALING PLACE” - See Monday’s Events for more. See her also on Mon (Oct 25) at the Wailuku Public Library and on Wed (Oct 27) at the Lahaina Public Library. Free.

5:30pm. Kihei Public Library, 35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei; 808-875-6833; librarieshawaii.org HAWAIIAN LANGUAGE NEWSPAPERS LECTURE

BY KIOPE RAYMOND - Kiope Raymond, senior member of the Hawaiian Studies Department at UH Maui College, will discuss the importance of Hawaiian Language newspapers in the study of Hawaiian history and culture. He will also explain the simple steps to take to access the vast amount of digitized, on-line Hawaiian newspapers. As part of the presentation, the staff of the Maui Historical Society will share its recently-received donation of a

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Calendar rare, bound, first-edition Ka Lama Hawaii (donated to the Maui Historical Society by Louis and Laura Weinstein of Wailea and Arizona), the first Hawaiian language newspaper printed at Lahainaluna in 1834. Seating is limited. Please RSVP. Free. 6pm.

Bailey House Museum, 2375-A Main St., Wailuku; 808-244-3326; mauimuseum.org PRO-LIFE CHARITY BENEFIT FEAT. REVEREND MONSIGNOR IGNACIO BARREIRO CARÁMBULA, CHAPLAIN OF HIS HOLINESS POPE BENEDICT XVI Noted theologian, author, attorney, and Vatican scholar Msgr. Barreiro will speak, sharing insight gained as chaplain to His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI, interim director of Human Life International, as a former U.N. representative, and through his global ministry within the Holy See, having served along side the Missionaries of Charity of Mother Theresa of Calcutta. Pupus (5:30pm) will precede presentation. Free; Calabash offering to be taken. 6pm. St. Anthony’s Church, 1627 Mill St., Wailuku; hrtl.org

WEDNESDAY, OCT 27 MEET THE AUTHOR OF “KULA SAN: MAUI’S HEALING PLACE” - See Monday’s Events for more.

See her also on Mon (Oct 25) at the Wailuku Public Library and on Tue (Oct 26) at the Kihei Public Library. Free. 10:30am. Lahaina Library, 680 Wharf St., Lahaina; 808-662-3950; librarieshawaii.org TALK STORY FESTIVAL: JIM GREEN PERFORMS “LIFE IN SNOW” - Enjoy this celebrated Canadian poet’s tales of adventurer and survivor. Green’s keen wit, sharp tongue, twinkling eye, and infectious sense of humor and life will entertain audiences of all ages. 1:30pm. Hana Public & School Library, P.O. Box 490, Hana; 808-248-4848; librarieshawaii.org

ART MATTHEW THAYER AND THE MAUI NEWS: THIRTY YEARS OF PHOTOJOURNALISM - Daily (except Mon & Tue) through October 23. Last chance! A fascinating look at Matthew Thayer’s three-decade long career, with unique gallery showpieces and displays. Plus, a brief historical timeline of our island’s daily pub, founded in 1900. Free. 11am-5pm.

Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

ROBERT EARL NEWMAN SR. September 25, 1947 - October 15, 2010

“Fare you well, Fare you well, I love you more than words can tell”

MALAMA WAO AKUA 2010 - Daily through Oct 26.

Last chance! Experience the beauty of our native Hawaiian rain forests and learn about the flora/fauna that are unique to our islands, with East Maui Watershed Partnership’s “Malama Wao Akua” juried exhibition — Maui’s only native species art showing. Free.

10am-6pm. Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com

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SOLO EXHIBITION: ELI BAXTER AND JAISY HANLON - Mon-Sat through Nov 12. Hanlon’s work explores a nature slightly mediated by fantasy, with creatures in environments that reference reality only in their singular parts. Baxter’s installation is highly suggestive of organic foliage, yet has a very industrial, fetishistic quality. Sure to intrigue and inspire. Free. 10am-4pm.

Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com FAR ART - Daily through December 31. Featuring works by eleven artists who led Maui’s counterculture of the late sixties and early seventies. From Rainbow Bridge to Rainbow Sun, they exchanged the consciousness of art for the art of consciousness. Puka Puka, 43 Hana Hwy., Pa’ia; 808-579-3080

SCHOOL SPORTS MIL FOOTBALL - Sat, Oct 23. King Kekaulike at Lahainaluna. 2:30pm. Lahainaluna High School, 980 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina MIL FOOTBALL - Sat, Oct 23. Maui High vs. Baldwin.

7pm. War Memorial Stadium, 211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CANOES - Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-0937.

COOL CAT CAFE - Every Thu, Barefoot Minded; Every Fri & Sat, Dave Caroll; Every Sun, Erin Smith; Every Mon, Peter D; Every Tue, Live Jazz; Every Wed, Ryan Palma (All Sets 7-10pm; No Cover). Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ernie 3 – 5pm, Garrett & Peter 6 – 8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3 – 5pm, Kulewa 6 - 8:30pm; Sat, Mondo 3 – 5pm, Kulwea 6 - 8:30pm; Sun, Mondo 3 – 5pm, Ernie & Miles 6 – 8:30pm; Mon, Tue & Wed, Brian 3 – 5pm, Damien & Edee 6 –8:30pm 130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina, 808-662-2900.

HULA GRILL - Thu, Bruddah Larry 11:30am – 1pm, Ernest Pua’a 2 - 4pm, Armadillo 4:15 – 6:15pm, Kulewa 6:30 - 9pm; Fri, Ernest Pua’a 11:30am – 1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 - 4pm, 1810 4:15 – 6:15pm, Kawika, Roy & Tarvin 6:30 9pm; Sat, Jack Stone 11:30am – 1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 – 4pm, 1810 4:15 – 6:15pm, TBA 6:30 - 9pm; Mon, Ernest Pua’a 11:30am – 1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 – 4pm, Armadillo 4:15 – 6:15pm, Derrick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30 - 9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 11:30 a.m – 1pm, Jarrett Roback 2 – 4pm, Ernest Pua’a 4:15 – 6:15pm, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30 - 9pm; Wed, Mika Villaren 11:30am – 1pm, Ernest Pua’a 2 - 4pm, Peter DeAquino 4:15 – 6:15pm, Ernest, Roy & Tarvin 6:30 - 9pm Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Bldg P, Lahaina, 808-667-6636.

MEET THE ARTIST: TARYN ALESSANDRO Through Oct 29. Your chance to discuss a selection of paintings by Taryn Alessandro — a Boston University fine arts graduate and student of the Decordova Museum School — with the artist herself.

“My goal is to bring a very human sense of life and emotion into my work.. often leav(ing) my subjects somewhat emotionally exposed, allowing viewers into a very private moment,” says Alessandro. Free.

4:30-7:30pm. Maui Hands, Lahaina, 612 Front St., Ste. D, Lahaina; 808-667-9898; mauihands.com

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Mon, Ashley Welte; Every Fri, Guest Performer; Every Sat, Farzad Azad & Mike Madden; Every Sun, Brian Cuomo; Every Tue, Rene Alonso. All sets 7pm - Close. No Cover. 3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai , 808-667-0787.

ART THAT WILL HAUNT YOU - Daily through October 31 (closing with a costume party). From skulls and gore to the cinematic genre of horror, their lighthearted fun with symbolism and pop culture brings a whole new appreciation of Halloween, and the freedom to flaunt its hellishness. Explore the spooky collections of Aimee M. Watters and Isaac Keith Martinez. No Cover.

11am-6pm. Paia Tattoo Parlor, 120 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-579-8515; paiatattooparlor.com

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Every Fri, The J.D on the Rocks Band 2:30-5pm; Every Sat, JD & Harry 2:30-5pm; Every Sun, Kilohana 2:30-5pm Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J, Ka’anapali, 808-661-4495.

OCTOBER FEATURE: LINDQUIST ART GLASS - Daily.

Lindquist Art Glass is owned and operated by John and his brother Charlie. Their featured show, titled “Oceans of Glass” showcases their unique works wrought of Pyrex glass, usinig a traditional lampworking technique to achieve very detailed ocean themed sculptures. Lahaina Arts Society Courthouse Gallery, 648 Wharf St., Lahaina; lahaina-arts.com

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:309:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm 730 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-0700.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Every Thu, Classic Rock Thursdays featuring Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Thu, Liko Martin 8-10pm; Every Sun, Cyrus Clark 6-8pm; Every Tue, Karaoke w/ Troy; Every Wed, Sizzling Salsa Nights with DJ music 8pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1, Lahaina, 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Tue, David Choy 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Phil & Angela Benoit 6-9pm 1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina, 808-669-6400.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Fri, Jawaiian Music 7-10pm; Sat, Smooth Jazz w/ Brian Cuomo & Friends 7-10pm 200 Kapalua Drive, Kapalua, 808-669-9600.

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Jawaiian Music w/ DJ Bruddah Damien

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4465 Honoapiilani Hwy, Lahaina - 669-8889

TUE - TBA / WED - Evan Almighty

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Free Karaoke No Cover, 10pm - 1am

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Open Mic Night 10 pm

SANSEI - KIHEI

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DJ Slackin 10pm - Close; No Cover

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Roots Judgement 9pm - 12am; No Cover

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Erin Smith

Haiku Hillbillys 9pm - 1 am

‘70s & ‘80s Costume/ Karaoke Contest 9pm

Arise 10pm; No Cover

Ladies Night w/ CIA 10pm; No Cover

Wolf & Jordan 10pm; No Cover

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MON through WED- Karaoke

Industry Night 9pm - 2am; No Cover

Undone Party w/ Q Ross 9pm - 2am; $10

Mark Farina (see Big Shows)

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‘Ikaika Blackburn Trio 10pm

‘Ohana Groove 10pm

Ladies Night w/ Next Level Entertainment

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TUE - Thirsty Tuesday & Free Karaoke / WED - Free Karaoke

115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 -879-0004

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

STELLA BLUE’S

1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

Ah-Tim

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-3133

TIFFANY’S

1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

TIMBA

505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873

WATERCRESS

Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350

WOW-WEE MAUI’S

333 Dairy Rd. #101, Kahului - 871-1414

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, Greg DiPiazza 6-8pm; Tue, Ah Tim 5:30-8:30pm 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 808-661-8881.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Every Tue & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Every Sun & Thu, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Sat, Coehlo Morrison 7-9pm; Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm 5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili, 808-669-1500.

TIA JUANA’S CANTINA - Wed, Tableside Magic with Brenton Keith 6-9pm 2291 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina, 808-667-4080.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Every Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm. Tue, “Glee” Screening 7pm. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-891-1011 BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike F 5-9pm; Every Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm 300 Maalaea Rd. #1M, Maalaea, 808-243-2286.

BOCALINO - Thu, Gina Martinelli 7:30pm; Fri, ‘Ohana Groove 8:30pm; Sat, Estee & Company 7:30pm; Wed, Latino/Blues & Jazz Night w/Lydia Toccafondy & Neto Peraza 8pm 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-4041.

CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm 555 Kaukahi St., Kihei, 808-879-2224.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Every Thu, Junior Lacuesta; Every Fri & Tue, Rick Glencross; Every Sat, Ryan Robinson & Wolf; Every Wed, Jordan Cudworth. (All Sets 4-8pm.) Sun, Mon & Tue, Karaoke 8pm; Wed, Open Mic 9pm. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E, Kihei, 808-874-1250.

KIWI ROADHOUSE - Thu, Dominick 4-6pm, Bad Kitty, 8-11pm; Fri, Mango Pickers 5-7pm, Billy & The Bad Dogs 8-11pm; Sat, Black Powder Blues Band 5-8pm, Vince Esquire 8-11pm; Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6-9pm.; Wed, Bobby Ingram & Maui Blues 7-10pm.

95 E. Lipoa St., Ste. A101, Kihei, 808-891-8010.

LULU’S KIHEI - Thu, Lousie Lambert Band 7:3010:30pm. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-879-9944.

MONSOON INDIA - Every Sat, Romantic Violin by Cambria Moss 6:30-8:30pm; Every Tue, Hula Honeys 5:308:30pm 760 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 808-875-4555.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Thu, Slack Key Master Makana 7-9pm; Every Fri, Gail Swanson 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, The Official Loyalty Party (see Big Shows) 6pm; Every Sun, The Celtic Tigers 6-9:30pm; Every Tue, Murray Thorne 6:30-8:30pm; Every Wed, Willie K 7-9pm; Every Wed, Erin Smiths Super Fantastic Ladies Night 9pm.

“Last Night’s Party” Exhibit Opening Night Party 8pm

MON-Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz / TUE - Tom Conway; WED - Randall Rospond / Slam w/ David Choy

Karaoke No Cover; 8pm 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 808-874-1131.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Every Thu, Erin Smith; Every Fri, Randall Rospond; Every Sat, Tom Conway; Every Sun, Viva La Rumba; Sun, “Last Night’s Party” photography exhibit opening 8pm; Every Mon, Kanoa; Every Tue, Sebrina Barron; Every Wed, David Milton.

(All Sets 4-6pm) Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-6444.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Every Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Every Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Every Sat, Erin Smith 4-6pm; Every Mon, Tom Cherry and Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm ; Every Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Every Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Every Wed, Slam featuring David Choy 7-10pm; 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei, 808-874-3779.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Live Music Reggae, Jazz, Blues 5:30-8:30pm 2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112, Kihei, 808-875-2910.

THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Thu & Fri, Tony 7pm; Sat, Steff Lomeli 7pm; Mon, Cyrus Clark 7pm; Tue, Sammy Rouisse 7pm. 1945-G S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-879-3133.

THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., Wailea, 808-875-8080.

TRADEWINDS POOLSIDE CAFE - Every Thu, Island Favorites w/ Kawika Lum Ho; Every Fri, Girls Nite Out with Gina Martinelli; Every Sat, Classic Rock with Dominic; Every Sun, Crunch Pups “Uncrunhed”; Every Mon, Jam Session with Bobby Ingram & Friends; Every Tue, Mike and Mark; Every Wed, Steve Sargenti. All no cover. 2259 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-891-8860.

CENTRAL MAUI BRIGIT & BERNARD’S GARDEN CAFE - Every Fri & Sat in Oct (beginning Oct 9), Annual Oktoberfest with live oohmpah band The Dorfmusikanten, Fridays 6pm - Close & Saturdays 7pm - Close. 355 Ho’ohana St., Kahului, 808-877-6000.

CAFE O’LEI AT THE DUNES AT MAUI LANI - Thu, Reiko Fukina 5:30-8pm; Every Fri & Sat, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:30-8pm.1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului, 808-877-0073.

CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY RESTAURANT - Every night, Francois on piano; Every Fri & Sat, “Early Late Night” live music until 11pm; Every Sun, Fausto on acoustic guitar during brunch. 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului, 808-873-6555.

MON - Kanoa / TUE - DJ LX / WED- The ADD Twins (All sets 10pm - Close; No Cover)

MON, TUE & WED - Dat Guyz; No Cover KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Mon, Open Mic Band Auditions.

8pm. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 808-877-9001.

LAGOON BAR - Daily, Cliff Diving 6-8 p.m.; Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 6-8 p.m.; Daily, Live Music 6-9 p.m.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Sugar Cane Train - 975 Limahana Pl., 808-661-0088.

GREEN BANANA CAFE - Every Tue, Thu & Sat, Polynesian Dance Coffee Luau 6pm. 137 Hana Hwy., Paia, 808-579-9130.

SUGAR CANE TRAIN - Thu, Sugar Cane Train Dinner 5 p.m.; Daily, Ride the Sugar Cane Train 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Every Thu, Phil & Angela Benoit 6:30-8:30pm; Every Tue, Open-Mic 6pm. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 808-579-9999.

WARREN & ANNABELLE’S - Daily (except Sun.), Warren & Annabelle’s Magic Show 5 p.m.

THE HAIKU FOOD EMPORIUM FEATURING OISHI SUSHI - Thu, Troublemakers Trio 7:30-10pm; Every Fri, Makana from Upcountry 7-9pm; Every Tue, Ryan - Keyboards from Brooklyn 7-9pm. 824 Kokomo Rd., Ha’iku, 808-575-2770.

RESORT SHOWS

Warren & Annabelle’s - 900 Front St., 808-667-6244.

Westin Maui Resort & Spa - 2365 Kaanapali Pkwy., 808-667-2525.

ONO BAR & GRILL - Sun, Raz Shaggai 6-9 p.m.; Fri, Brian Haia 6-9 p.m.; Sat, Keali’i Lum 6-9 p.m.; Wed, Scott Baird Duo with James DeBose 6-9 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI Fairmont Kea Lani - 4100 Wailea Alanui, 808-840-8402.

FAIRMONT KEA LANI - Daily, Live Music 5:30-9:30 p.m.

WEST MAUI

POLO BEACH GRILLE & BAR - Daily, Live Music 4-5:30 p.m.

Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa- 200 Nohea Kai Dr., 808-661-1234.

Four Seasons Resort - 3900 Wailea Alanui, 808-874-8000.

UMALU - Live Music 7-9 p.m.; Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-6 p.m.; Daily (except Wed), Live Music 4-6 p.m.

KaanapaliBeachClub-104 Kaanapali Shores, 808-661-2000.

OHANA BAR & GRILL - Every Wed & Thu, Live Music 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Every Sun, Thu & Sat, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-9:30 p.m.

LOBBY LOUNGE - Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:306:30 p.m.; Tue, Jazz Music 8-10:30 p.m.; Every Mon, Wed, Thu & Sat, Fri, Jazz Music 8-11:30 p.m.; Sun, Hawaiian Music 8:30-10:30 p.m.; Daily, Hula Dancers 5:30-6:30 p.m.

Grand Wailea Resort & Spa- 3850 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-875-1234.

KaanapaliBeachHotel-2525 Kaanapali Pkwy., 808-661-0011.

BOTERO BAR & LOUNGE - Every Wed, Live Hawaiian Music 5:30-9:30 p.m.

KANAEHELE ROOM - Daily (except Sun & Mon), “Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages” 4:30-7:30 p.m.

GRAND DINING ROOM - Every Sun, Live Hawaiian Music and Hula Performances 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m.

TIKI BAR & GRILL - Daily, Hula Show 6:30-7 p.m.; Every Tue & Wed, Leo Kane 6-9 p.m.; Every Sun & Mon, Kealaoka’ (Jason Fundang) 6-9 p.m.; Daily, Music by Lanui 6-9 p.m.

Makena Beach & Golf Resort - 5400 Makena Alanui, 808-875-5888.

TIKI TERRACE RESTAURANT - Sun, Ka’anapali Champagne Brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Marriot Maui Ocean Club - 100 Nohea Kai Dr., 808-667-1200.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Daily, Solo guitarists and sunset hula dancers 5:30-8:30 p.m.; Every Sun, Miles Ahead Duo 8-11 a.m.; Every Wed, Desmond Yap 5:30-9:30 p.m.

MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Every Sun, Live Music 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

The Shops at Wailea - 3750 Wailea Alanui, 808-891-6770.

THE SHOPS AT WAILEA - Wed, Jamie Lawerence and friends 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Wailea Beach Marriot Resort & Spa - 3700 Wailea Alanui, 808-879-1922.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua - One Ritz-Carlton Dr., 808-669-6200.

KUMU BAR & GRILL - Daily, Hula Dancing 6:30-9 p.m.

ALALOA LOUNGE - Every Fri & Sat, Live entertainment 8-12 p.m.

MELE MELE LOUNGE - Daily, Live Music 9-11 p.m.

Royal Lahaina Resort - 2780 Kekaa Dr., 808-661-3611.

Hotel Hana-Maui - 5031 Hana Hwy., 808-248-8211.

ROYAL OCEAN TERRACE - Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Live Hawaiian Music 6-8 p.m.

HOTEL HANA-MAUI - Every Fri, Hula dancing 7-8 p.m.

Sheraton Maui - 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy., 808-661-0031.

EAST MAUI PANIOLO LOUNGE - Every Sun, Wed, Thu & Sat, Live music 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Every Fri, Live music 6-9 p.m.

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ithout so little as a shred of bemusement, most of them just staredâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; half a brow cocked, top lip curled in a way that only teens are adept at.

Not that I expected any other reactionâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and I guess I hadnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t considered it well enough to expect anything at allâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;but I hadnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t steeled myself for the confused gawking.

So, nearly blind, I tried chasing the volunteers at the ďŹ rst annual Central Maui Cleanup around a dusty, coastal ďŹ eld, hoping to elicit a better reaction.

Needless to say, they did not ďŹ nd this humorous either and it did not take long for me to give up that tactic.

My only goal thereafter became to avoid the stares of several dozen school-age kids, so I took my growing embarrassment to the roadside audienceâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;bouncing about and waving an illegible sign like a deranged politician on their last thread of discretion. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not sure what else a plastic bag Yeti ought to do.

Spending my Sunday as the landďŹ ll embodied isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t my regular post, but the opportunity to dress as the Bag Monster seemed like a chance I couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t turn down; and in the throes of caffeine overdose and sleep deprivation, I committed to the task. California reusable bag company ChicoBag makes these robust costumes and distributes them to cleanup organizations like those participating in the worldwide â&#x20AC;&#x153;Get the Drift and Bag Itâ&#x20AC;? efforts, to help bring awareness to the icky truth of our all-consuming consumerism. Made from 500 plastic shopping bags, the Bag Monster aims to illustrate the average shopperâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s annual consumption- and what does not blow out to sea to kill our oceanic critters, eventually ends up in our landďŹ lls.

Fortunately (I think), passerbys on Kaahumanu Avenue (well, some of them), seemed amused by my antics. If laughing kids were piled in truck beds, I tried in vain to chase after them; when joggers passed on the sidewalk, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d bounce alongside; and if drivers were so kind as to honk jovially, I undulated with all the more earnest. For hours on end, I danced and wiggled and posed for a few photos, nearly killing myself in the process.

Not ten minutes into morphing into the Bag Monster, I took a feverish breath that caught my plastic

Halloween mask in an awkward way, sucking it with Super Glue force to my face and threatening asphyxiation.

Groping desperately, closer to death than I felt Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve ever been, I ďŹ&#x201A;ashed on my parents having to identify my lifeless bodyâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; he sheet pulled back to reveal but my purple, breathless lips peeking out from a round mass of bag handles wind-whipped and white like Trustafarian dreads. Well, at least the coroner might get a good laugh.

For better or worse, I survived, and at the close of the cleanup retreated to the Hawaiian Canoe Clubâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s restrooms to peel myself out of the monster mascot. Other than the relief of too-taken-for-granted air, it was rather nice to see my human silhouette again (a sight that normally turns my stomach, but on this rare occasion was welcomed).

One stipulation I made when agreeing to be the Bag Monster was that no one could know it was me.

I tried to keep that up by adopting the Disney model of never uttering a word (never mind the sheer difďŹ culty of breathing let alone speaking) and simply making silly hand gestures.

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What happy Sagittarians do instead is to make sure to always leave some space for new things, so that discovery and exploration can be a regular part of their lives, even if the rest of their time is fairly boxed in and accounted for. If you haven’t made that space (or you’ve let it become eroded or forgotten), you’re not as happy and fulfilled as you could be. Take this week to carve out a niche for new stuff to come in.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Sure, eating crackers in bed is annoying, but is it really a dealbreaker? You may be putting too much emphasis on nitpicky details and ignoring the largely favorable big picture. Brushing crumbs off your sheets is easier than finding someone who turns you on while making you laugh. This week, try to blow off all that ultimately meaningless crap and focus instead on what’s truly important, for the sake of your own and everyone else’s happiness. Sweating the small stuff will not only make you miserable in the long-term, it’s not much fun in the day-to-day, either.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) I told Capricorns to quit obsessing over the details; you, however, need to focus on them more. When the salient information doesn’t fit in with your sanguine vision, you tend to ignore or disregard it.

Although most of the minutiae really is irrelevant, there are some things it’s imprudent to overlook.

Optimism can only carry you so far. This week is all about discerning the difference between most of the little shit that doesn’t matter, and the handful of fine points that could make or break the situation; heeding those isn’t being uptight—it’s being wise.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Routine can be comforting, but it can also be stifling. The most exasperating part is that the same pattern can play both roles at different times, depending on where you’re at, or the attitudes of the other people involved. It’s your job this week to notice, one way or another, and let the vibe of the present moment determine how things play out. Skipping a beloved tradition could be heartbreaking or liberating. Be attentive to what the scenario is, and respond accordingly. For every habit you ditch, here’s hoping something new and wonderful enters your life to take its place.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Internal loveliness trumps external gorgeousness in the long run, every single time, because the former can expand and grow indefinitely, while the latter generally only declines. However, in the short-term, good looks usually win, which means it’s easy to pass up the average-looking person you could’ve loved for years, for the model who’ll drive you nuts by the end of the week. It’s your task to try to look past the superficial this week and see what lies beneath. Also, you need to focus more on developing your own inner beauty so there’s something to love once your outer beauty fades.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) When someone asks you to come through on a favor you owe, you might be surprised. It’ll definitely be inconvenient. However, it’s important for you to make good on any promises you made (even if they were mostly unspoken). This isn’t just about your reputation, your friendship, or your priorities. It’s about simply doing what’s right. That, incidentally, should be your ultimate bottom line regarding any and all decisions you make in the coming weeks. Those choices may not always fall in line with your usual habits, the path of least resistance, or your intuition. Yet heeding that imperative over your other impulses will keep you on the exactly the right track.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) You could load your car up with all the baggage you want to get rid of and sink it in the lake. You’re ready to be done with that shit, already, but obviously the solution I suggest is hardly practical; cars are expensive and most of the baggage you want to get rid of is emotional and too big to fit in the trunk. However, there is a way to chuck out that junk that’s nearly as final and effective, if less dramatic. Of course, the specifics must be determined by you—all I can tell you is the solution is more obvious and available than it’s ever been.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Sometimes, like this week, the available choices aren’t especially good. They might even be downright awful. Unfortunately, hanging around and hoping for some other option to manifest won’t get you an out, it’ll just mean one of those crappy choices will get picked by default. Wouldn’t you rather select the lesser of two evils and just make the best of it while that’s still possible? Unfortunately, your window of opportunity is almost expired. You really don’t want to deal with the consequences from the worst of your choices, so make up your mind, quick, before it’s made up for you.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Given the choice between a bomb-resistant underground hideout, a practical but unremarkable suburban home, or a luxurious over-the-top modern day palace, and most Leos couldn’t imagine why anyone would select anything but the “no-brainer” last option. However, hardly anyone else would choose that impractical and pretentious building over the others. In some ways you’re just like everyone else, Leo, but you have facets that no one else shares—this week is about those, and how they influence you to make choices others consider eccentric. This isn’t about feeling bad about those differences, but simply acknowledging them in your constant quest for greater self-awareness. They’re part of what makes you so great—and knowing what’s great about yourself is a tremendous power.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) You could take an amazing photo but if you tried to print it out on construction paper, or with an ancient dot matrix picture, it probably wouldn’t translate. You really need to make sure you give your talents the proper chance to shine, and that means not skimping on the details. Making do is all well and good—but that means coping with something adequate instead of superb, not forging ahead with something that just won’t cut it no matter how hard you try. Take a page out of Leo’s notebook, and remember that who you are and what you do are worth something, and make sure you get what you need to, if not shine like the sun, at least shine like the star you are.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) You were already desperately thirsty when you made the perhaps unwise decision to head out into the desert at high noon. Is it any wonder that you almost immediately felt like you were in trouble way over your head? I’m glad you discovered your sense of adventure, and hope you continue to bravely and curiously explore uncharted territories, but learn from some wise veteran adventurer, like those Sagittarians—when they go out on a limb and try something new, they bring supplies, do advance research, and prepare for the unexpected—and consequently almost always have a great time.

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