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THIS WEEKâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S QUESTION: What invasive species would you like to see wiped off the face of the Earth?

Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com @jacobshafer on Twitter Lobbyists Associate Editor: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com @anuheayagi on Twitter Whales Proofreader: Dina Wilson Contributors: Caeriel Crestin, Jory John, Nancy Kanyuk, Avery Monsen, Rob Parsons, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Sara Tekula, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II

Coconut Wireless examines earmarks and junk touching. JellyďŹ sh thwart a record swim in By the Numbers. Spin Cycle feels a trickle. We ďŹ nd out whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ďŹ ghting the coqui invasion. Open Letters says perfume samples stink. Quizunderstood asks about MMA rematches and Commander Cody tunes. Religious umbrage ďŹ lls up Reader Feedback. Clowns get serious in News of the Weird. Eh Brah! names names.

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BY JACOB SHAFER

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Coconut Wireless Earmark Their Words What’s the difference between wasteful government spending and a vital infrastructure project? For members of Congress, it usually hinges on whether the project in question is in their district—and that includes the newly minted Republican majority, which rode back to power on a wave of fiscal discontent and now must face its base not as candidates (who can promise anything) but as policy makers.

And so it was that GOP Senate leader Mitch McConnell of Kentucky reversed course on so-called earmarks this week, backing a plan to ban something he has repeatedly defended in the past. “There

total discretionary spending and, in a statement quoted by Politico, said eliminating them would be “ceding Congressional authority over important spending priorities to the executive branch of government.”

Those arguments have been made in the past—by McConnell and other pro-earmark Republicans. Of course, that was before Rand Paul and Sarah Palin and the Tea Party machine grabbed the reins, pulling the old guard along for a bumpy, uncertain ride.

TSA: Going Too Far? As rallying cries go, “Don’t touch my junk” isn’t the most elegant. But, for millions of travelers fed up with invasive airport security

As rallying cries go, “Don't touch my junk” isn’t the most elegant, but it seems to be resonating. is simply no doubt that the abuse of this practice has caused Americans to view it as a symbol of the waste and out-ofcontrol spending that every Republican in Washington is determined to fight,” said McConnell, who has single-handedly requested more than 150 earmarks worth nearly $1 billion since 2008.

In a statement, President Obama said he was glad McConnell had decided “to join me and members of both parties who support cracking down on wasteful earmark spending, which we can’t afford during these tough economic times.”

But not everyone was thrilled. Senator Dan Inouye, who heads up the powerful Appropriations Committee and always brings home the bacon (or pork, as it were) to Hawaii, pointed out that earmarks account for less than 1 percent of

measures, it seems to be resonating.

The line is paraphrased from a cell phone video shot by a California man named John Tyner, who refused to go through an “advanced imaging” scanner at an airport in San Diego. When told he would have to submit to a thorough frisking, Tyner informed TSA agents, “If you touch my junk, I’ll have you arrested.” He was escorted from the airport and, he claims, told he could be hit with heavy fines. The video, meanwhile, went viral, and suddenly an issue that was essentially taboo after 9/11 was all over the news.

“I don’t want to be a hero,” Tyner wrote in a November 14 blog post. “I simply want to draw attention to what is going on and give people a sense that they’re not alone in the fight against the everexpanding erosion of liberty.”

Since the advanced imaging machines went

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into use, TSA has offered assurances that the nude, full-body pictures they produce aren’t saved or disseminated. On its Web site, TSA points to a CBS poll that found 81 percent of Americans approve of the machines.

That doesn’t include Brian Sodegren, who’s started a Web site, optoutday.com, encouraging people to make November 24 “National Opt Out Day,” meaning everyone who flies says no to the scans and forces TSA agents to pat them down instead (Sodegren, apparently, has fewer junk-touching issues).

“Many people only fly around the holidays and may not be aware of the security changes, which is why November 24 was chosen,” reads a statement on the site.

“Once people are made aware of what is happening, they may have reservations about the new virtual strip searches.”

Surely there is a point at which people’s desire for privacy outpaces their desire for security. Have we reached it? Hard to say; Tyner and Sodegren may be enjoying their 15 minutes, or they may be at the forefront of something significant.

At the very least, they’ve helped jump start a long-overdue discussion.

Maui County Wants You If you’ve ever yearned to serve on a County board or commission—and really, who hasn’t?—here’s your chance. Through December 15, applications are being accepted for 60 vacant seats on everything from the Board of Ethics to the Traffic Safety Council to your favorite and ours, the Liquor Control Commission and Adjudication Board (among many others).

Positions are filled by the Mayor, contingent on Council approval. Terms vary from two to five years and it’s all volunteer, so make sure you’re serious before you apply.

Applications and more info can be found on the County Web site, mauicounty.gov. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1422c

The Blog Roll Maui boy Shane Victorino won his third straight Gold Glove last week, a recognition of the rock-solid outfield defense that helped his Philadelphia Phillies get to the National League Championship Series. Too bad the Gold Gloves are, by and large, a joke...

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Happy Thanksgiving Our office will be closed on Thursday, Nov. 25th and Friday, Nov. 26th in observance of Thanksgiving. From our ohana to yours we wish you the best during this time of Thanks. Please celebrate responsibly.

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Trickle Minded Last week, former Arkansas Governor, weight-loss guru and unofficial Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee appeared on Geraldo Rivera’s FOX News show to talk about the Bush tax cuts, and specifically whether they should be extended for the wealthiest Americans. Huckabee thinks they should, and here’s why:

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BY JACOB SHAFER

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Little Frog, Big Trouble

Why the spread of coqui could be devastating for Maui—and what one group is doing about it

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ot every menace looks menacing. Take the coqui frog: at a glance it’s the very definition of unassuming— small, delicate, even cute. But don’t be fooled. The coqui is a very real threat, an invasive species that’s taken hold in our remote island chain with consequences ranging from disruptive to potentially dire. The largest population is on the Big Island, but coqui have spread to Kauai, Oahu and Maui.

So who’s fighting this invasion?

Locally, it’s the Maui Invasive Species Committee (MISC), one of several island-based organizations that offer education, public outreach and, most essentially, work to control and eliminate invasive species, a task that’s often too big for alreadyoverwhelmed public agencies to tackle.

Recently, we checked in with Abe Vandenberg, a Maui musician who has spent five-and-a-half years on the front lines as a member of MISC’s “frog crew.”

Why is the coqui such a dangerous invasive species?

Coqui populations on the Big Island have reached densities of at least 20,000 frogs per acre, with over 50,000 acres affected. The same thing can happen here, so the threat is pretty serious.

With even small populations, coqui have impacted tourism, agricultural and real estate markets, and affected residents’ quality of life. In greater abundance, populations have resulted in negative environmental impacts such as reductions in Hawaii’s invertebrate populations, which make up most of Hawaii’s endemic fauna. The coqui frog may also serve as a food source for devastating bird predators like the brown tree snake.

As for the quality of life issue, each adult calling frog has a volume around 90 decibels. Up close it’s absolutely earsplitting and at a distance, 20,000 frogs an acre can be maddening. In Maliko Gulch, where the last large population is left on Maui, I find it to be literally disorienting. Talk to people who live in Hilo or Puna on the Big Island and you’ll hear the same, almost cliché nightly stories of not being able to sleep peacefully, or talk without shouting on the phone. The frogs can be heard on the other end of the phone line and even while driving with the windows up and the radio on.

I have a firm belief that after a couple of nights without sleep, anyone’s pleasant thoughts about coqui frogs would disappear along with their sweet dreams.

Do you ever go to the Big Island to deal with the problem there?

How about other islands?

Our work is mostly Maui-centric, but we do work closely with other invasive species programs on the Big Island, Molokai, Oahu and Kauai. However, we rarely go to other islands to deal with their problems. I’ve been to the Big Island to see the extent of the coqui problem and it is totally overwhelming to me. Besides, why would we want to leave Maui County when there is so much to do and our County is so supportive? Over the past few years Maui County has been the most supportive of all the counties in Hawaii as far as funding for invasive species goes.

How close is Maui to being coqui-free?

Unfortunately, I would not say that Maui is coqui-free. But just having you ask the question indicates that we are headed in the right direction. Just a few short years ago coqui were much more widespread.

In order to keep Maui coqui-free, we’ve started a “coqui-free” certification program for nurseries and plant-related businesses. The program is designed to prevent the spread of coqui frogs via the plant trade, which is the most common means of dispersal. The program requires participant businesses to follow codes of conduct that minimize the possibility of new introductions—[things like] nighttime inspections by trained staff [and] purchasing plant stock from other coquifree businesses. Thirty of 35 interested businesses on Maui have met the standards and are now recognized by MISC as coquifree. Ideally if people see that a business is designated as coqui-free, they can feel confident that they will not be moving coqui frogs to their neighborhood or place of business. [More info about the program can be found at coquifreemaui.org.]

Describe some of the methods you use. Are there any that have adverse effects on the surrounding environment? How do you mitigate those risks?

We have all kinds of creative ways to control coqui frogs. The old fashioned handcapture works pretty well for individual frogs. For larger populations, we spray a 12 percent solution of citric acid, which is the same stuff that’s in soda and a lot of the food we all eat. Citric is great because it breaks down quickly in the environment and doesn’t affect much as far as non-target species. When spraying by hand, we use hoses, pumps and backpack sprayers to apply the citric acid solution.

We also have large-volume sprinklers that can spray citric acid a couple hundred feet. Helicopters also have their place in areas that are inaccessible. Each of these methods has its benefits, drawbacks and applicability, which is nice because we can use the method that is most effective for the situation we’re faced with. The bottom line is that citric acid is a blessing because it works and is relatively harmless to us and the environment. My concern for the health of the environment is why I started doing this kind of work in the first place.

How do you respond to people who say that eradicating invasive species is futile and even cruel, and that humans are the worst invasive species of all?

Context is extremely important when discussing invasive species. I typically try to relay the circumstances that surround the species of concern to people in order to provide some reasonable basis for our actions. For example, discussing where a species is part of a functional ecosystem and where it is not, impacts the species has on native ecosystems and biological differences the species may have in a nonnative environment—if it reproduces

faster and more often, spreads like crazy, doesn’t have any natural enemies—are starting points for a good response. Another good tactic is to use examples from other, similar environments to build our case.

Take Miconia. It can scarcely be found in areas of Guatemala where it’s from, yet has taken over most of Tahiti’s native forests and caused landslides there. Who wants to deal with something like that? Therefore, we should control it while we can.

As far as people are concerned, I believe that we are inseparable from our environment and have a responsibility to take care of it to the best of our ability. To take care of the environment is to take care of ourselves.

How optimistic are you that coqui can be contained or eliminated statewide?

I believe that with consistent vigilance coqui can be eliminated from Kauai and Oahu, where there are very small pockets of frogs.

On the Big Island there are efforts to protect high value areas, but in the long run people aren’t going to get rid of coqui given the current control options. Unfortunately, it’s a case of too little, too late. On Maui we started at a crucial time. If we had waited any longer we’d be in big trouble. At this point, I’m confident that by sticking with it coqui can be eliminated. We’ve achieved great success at 11 of the 17 known population centers on the island, where no coqui have been heard in over a year. Five of the other known population centers are on track for complete removal and only one large population remains—Maliko Gulch.

The Maliko population is spread over a fourmile area and throughout a steep-sided, densely vegetated drainage on the north shore. Control work has begun in Maliko, [but] it will take a while for the population to be noticeably reduced. As with other sites where we’ve already had success, the key is persistence and perseverance. Without those two traits nothing can be accomplished.

However, even if we eliminate every coqui frog that is currently on Maui, there has to be continuous vigilance due to reintroduction. The threat is always there.

I say that to be realistic, not alarmist.

If after all my experience I felt this wasn’t a real problem and that we couldn’t deal with it given proper support and resources, I would find something better to do with my time. Life is too short to waste time on things I don’t believe in. ■

To learn more about MISC, visit hawaiiinvasivespecies.org/iscs/misc/ Coqui frog (inset); a sprinkler spraying citric acid.

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READER FEEDBACK RE the November 11 feature “Is Atheism Good For You?”: Satan has been in the “atheism” business for a long time; he still asks modern man the same question he offered Eve. And his goal then as now, especially since the glorious good news of the gospel of Jesus Christ burst onto the world scene nearly 2,000 years ago, has been to produce a counterfeit gospel, which would replace the Truth, and keep men in darkness and spiritual slumber. Your cover story is a small step toward that spiritual darkness.

Ed. Note: Read the story again (or, perhaps, for the first time). It wasn’t about attacking religion, and it certainly wasn’t about which religions inspire the most violence. But you’re totally right: no innocent people have ever been killed in the name of Christianity.

You self-promote yourself as “Maui’s only independent newspaper.”

So why not incorporate “independent” editorial into this week’s cover story?

As written, it reads like a NEW RESEARCH IS CHALLENGING THE grade-school REREQ NOTION THAT RELIGION IS A PPREREQUISITE SSS FOR HEALTH AND HAPPINESS endorsement, riddled with subjective propaganda, in CCOCONUT OCONUT W WIRELESS SHAN YYES ES WE SHA the belief that EEHH BRAH! RA RASH TALK FILM RUNAWAY RUNAW TRAIN our Almighty God doesn’t exist. “The fool has said in his heart, ‘There is no God.’” Psalm QUOTE OF THE WEEK:"Watch out for your favorite hip-hop artists on local stages—and at a waterfall near you..."

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QUIZunderstood 1. On November 4, only two states with incumbent Republican Governors elected Democrats. Hawaii was one—name the other.

2. This weekend, Hawaii’s B.J. Penn is set to fight Matt Hughes. The first time the two met, in 2004, Penn defeated the heavily favored Hughes to claim the UFC welterweight title. In what round, and via what hold, did Penn win?

3. Complete the lyric from Commander Cody And the Lost Planet Airmen’s 1975 song “Hawaii Blues”: “On a sandy beach on Oahu is where I want to be/Or down in Honolulu in a bungalow by the sea/I wonder if that Hawaiian gal__________”.

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I find it amazing that Jesus is on the cover of your latest issue. Why not any other icon? How many Christians have you heard of that strap on bombs and kill innocent people? Zero dude!

You wanna be bold, attack the religions that teach people to kill. The Old Testament spoke of killing, yes, but Jesus came to Earth and died for us. Name any other deity that does the same. Again, zero! Honestly you should really think twice about attacking a religion that teaches love. ’Cause guess what, that’s what Jesus was all about—love.

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John L. Mendez, via e-mail Thanks for running this well-written, thoughtful article. Atheists are easily the most maligned yet least defended minority group in the United States. I’ll bet you get a ton of defensive letters from the hyper-religious, even though the piece wasn’t about them.

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Overheard “The A/C and the ice-maker broke, so now I just curl up on the floor and moan.”

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BY CHUCK SHEPHERD

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SURREAL ESTATE Sixty-two percent of the 12 million people in Mumbai, India, live in slums, but the city is also home to Mukesh Ambaniâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 27-story private residence (37,000 square feet, 600 employees serving a family of five), reported to cost about $1 billion.

According to an October New York Times dispatch, there are â&#x20AC;&#x153;terraces upon terraces,â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;four-story hanging gardens,â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;airborne swimming poolsâ&#x20AC;? and a room where â&#x20AC;&#x153;artificial weatherâ&#x20AC;? can be created. Ambani and his brother inherited their fatherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s textile-exporting juggernaut but notoriously spend much of their time in intra-family feuding. A local domestic worker told the Times (after noting that both she and Ambani are â&#x20AC;&#x153;human beingsâ&#x20AC;?) that she has difficulty understanding why the Ambanis have so much while she struggles on the equivalent of $90 a month.

THROWN FOR A LOOP In June, the roller coaster at the Funtown Splashtown in Saco, Maine, unexpectedly came to a halt, stranding riders for all of 15 minutes. A reportedly â&#x20AC;&#x153;furiousâ&#x20AC;? Eric and Tiffany Dillingham said later that their

8-year-old daughter was so frightened that she had to be taken to a hospital and had nightmares constantly since then. (Since the purpose of a roller coaster is to induce fright, it was not known whether the girl would also have required a hospital visit if the ride had been working perfectly.)

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Performers in New Yorkâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s traveling Bindlestiff Family Cirkus protested in October against political campaign language referring to Washington, D.C., as a â&#x20AC;&#x153;circus.â&#x20AC;?

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Can it be possible that you still donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know my name, after weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve lived next to each other for almost two years? Or are you playing some kind of weird mind game? Either way, stop calling me â&#x20AC;&#x153;Gary.â&#x20AC;? Really, please. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not even going to put my real name in hereâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;not because I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want it printed, but because Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve told you so many times you might as well have it tattooed on your forehead. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll just say â&#x20AC;&#x153;Garyâ&#x20AC;? isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t close. Not in the ballpark.

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Between shaking my refreshing cucumber citrus martini made from Square One Mixoligist Charlie Seibert & ROB HASSON vodka, St. Germain, muddled cucumber and handmade Kaffir lime limoncello, Seibert gives me a quick lesson vodka. The Poma Passion Vangough Melon vodka.The on Scotch and the finer points of its flavors. features Patron citronage and passion fruit “I love scotch; it’s a gentleman’s drink,” puree. If you haven’t found your way up says. I sniff the difference he sa here yet to sample this list, here’s extra between an Islay Scotch and a betw enticement: Capische? offers a happy hour highland Scotch and agree— high starting at 4:30pm, with discounts on all though I’m more interested thou martinis, glasses of wine, cocktails and beer. the martini menu. in th Seibert says that, like Chef Etheredge The house martini list is Th in the kitchen, he aims to “break down sculpted and unique. The sculp recipes” and “recreate them [with] his Lounge features fresh C Lo own interpretation.” muddled strawberry, tarragon mud “My current goal is deconstructing the and canton ginger liqueur.

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Bergstrom will fly in from their Oregon The team at Maui Culinary Academy will With our own public institutions struggling family-owned winery, Bergstrom Wines. offer shichimi-spiced shrimp with avocado to provide quality art education, the Hui fills Ronald Du Preez moved from South Africa and a tomato gazpacho, and a grilled some of that need. Last year the event raised to take an internship at the certified green asparagus crostini. Cafe Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Lei is going hearty $10,000 and their goal this year is to increase Jordan Winery in 2000 and was promoted with whole-roasted pig and Chinese sweet that by $5,000. With all the great enticements to assistant winemaker just three years later. buns. Pasta from Capische? is an art form on offer, that shouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be a problem. â&#x2013; Also attending, and sharing their unique itselfâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;kabocha pumpkin gnocchi with stories: Larry Turley, Turley Wine Cellar; Dan lavender alfredo. Spagoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pan Asian influence Got a hot food scoop? Contact Jen Russo at Morgan Lee, Morgan Winery; Ray and Diana inspires a Korean kalbi with pineapple kim 280-3386 or fax to 244-0446.

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onsidering how quickly Hollywood turns headlines into movies, we can expect to see The Lindsay Lohan Story in theaters by 2013. Case in point: remember the Valerie Plame scandal, involving Iraq and WMDs and Plame ultimately being outed as a CIA agent, possibly by members of President George W. Bushâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cabinet? The story was a big deal for a couple of weeks before Americaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s attention went back to what really mattered: what Beyonce wore to the Grammys. Now, barely seven years later, comes the movie version, with Naomi Watts as Plame and Sean Penn co-starring as her reporter husband, Joseph Wilson.

There is something to be said for allowing people time to meditate on an event before depicting it in film. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the difference between moving World War II epics like Saving Private Ryan and The Thin Red Line and more divisive, muddled 9/11 movies like World Trade Center and United 93. If the wound is still raw, how much can we reflect?

Despite its close proximity to the events it depicts, Fair Game mostly works, maybe because itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s about political intrigue and not national tragedy. The most riveting scenes show Plame as sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s about to sneak out of her home at 3am. Her husband is there to see her off and share a few minutes with her, because he doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know if itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the last time heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll see her. They have an arrangementâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;he knows sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a spy, she canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t tell him where sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going, what sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s doing or when/if sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s coming back and he must continue to live life normally, planning dinner parties and raising their two kids. There is a moving honesty to these moments that make these people far more real than any CNN profile ever could.

Doug Liman is a director known for adrenalized films like The Bourne Identity, Mr. and Mrs. Smith and Go. While his latest is action-free and dialogue driven, his

approach is still energetic and fast-paced, making this compelling nearly the entire way. Pennâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s typically fierce performance sometimes seems less like acting and more like channeling outrage. That said, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s always a mesmerizing presence and a fantastic actor.

Reuniting with Watts, his 21 Grams co-star, brings out the best in both of them. Wattsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s opening scene epitomises the excitement of being a spy, but most of the film focuses on her struggle balancing a demanding career with being a wife and mother.

Some will be put off by the overtly antiBush tone and rhetoric, but unlike many ripped-from-the-headlines dramas, this capably portrays the political climate of the past decade and recounts a vital and troubling piece of American history.

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onfession time: Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not a fan of Danny Boyleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Slum Dog Millionaire, which was showered with undeserved acclaim and a Best Picture Oscar. In fact, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not crazy about most of Boyleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s work. After the excellent Trainspotting, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cranked out a series of ultra-glossy, frantic duds that make him seem like Michael Bayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s long-lost brother. I had pretty much written him off completely, which made his latest a real surprise: itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a major creative comeback and one of the best films of the year.

James Franco stars as Aron Ralston, the daredevil adventurer whose one-man mountain climbing trip in Moab, Utah resulted in him getting trapped under a boulder for, well, 127 hours.You may remember the story because of the way Ralston escapedâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;by amputating his right hand. Even if you didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t

know that itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not a spoiler; the movie hints at the gruesome moment from the very beginning, though when it finally arrives the scene is mercifully brief.

Boyle finds a visual approach that fits the story and complements his overboiled cinematography. The opening, with Ralston riding across the desert on a mountain bike, isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t promising: it looks so much like a Nike commercial, you expect â&#x20AC;&#x153;Just Do Itâ&#x20AC;? to splash across the screen. But once the story and the central conflict come into focus, the film finds its rhythm and we realize how the energy of the early scenes is a necessary contrast to the harsh, somber tone of the second and third acts. Why would Boyle film a scene in the first 10 minutes from the inside of a water bottle? To emphasize the loss of liquid in the latter half, where the camera angle is no longer cool, but devastating.

Franco does a lot to make this care-free, aloof character and his horrible man versus wild ordeal seem real. The movie sucks you into Ralstonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s claustrophobic hell and is hard to watch at times, but it isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t depressing and never stops entertaining. A sequence with Amber Tamblyn and Kate Mara, playing hikers who briefly encounter Ralston, is a welcome detour, as are flashbacks that reveal important details about the protagonist.

Boyle still goes a little haywire with his jackhammer visual approach but, for a change, he doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t drown out a great story. In addition to being a fierce, surprisingly humorous mind-over-matter thriller, the film made me acutely aware of the safety I was enjoying, sitting in a comfortable theater with plentiful (if over-priced) food and drink at my disposal.

Everything in your life will seem easier and more valuable after watching this. â&#x2013;

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MAUI FILM FESTIVAL - FIRST LIGHT

900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees)

Castle Theater, MACC 572-3456

Due Date - R - THU (4:00), 6:45, 9:30. FRI (3:45), 6:30, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:15), 3:45), 6:30. MON-TUE (3:45), 6:30, 9:15.

The Next Three Days - PG13 - FRI (4:00), 7:00, 10:00. SAT-SUN (1:00), 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. MON-TUE (4:00), 7:00, 10:00.

Red-PG13 - THU (3:45), 6:30, 9:15.

Skyline - PG13 - THU (4:15), 7:00, 9:35. FRI (4:15), 6:45, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:15, 6:45, 9:30. MON-TUE (4:15), 6:45, 9:30.

Unstoppable - PG13 - THU-FRI (4:30), 7:15, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:45), 4:30, 7:15, 9:45. MON-TUE (4:00), 7:00, 10:00.

127 Hours - R - WED 8:00.

Fair Game - PG13 - TUE 6:00.

Nowhere Boy - R - TUE 8:00.

Waiting for Superman - G - WED 6:00.

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 - PG13 - THU Midnight.

FRI-SAT 10:15, 11:15, 1:15, 2:20, 4:25, 5:25, 7:20, 8:30, 9:35, 10:35, 11:35.

SUN-TUE 10:15, 11:15, 1:15, 2:20, 4:25, 5:25, 7:20, 8:30, 9:35, 10:35.

Megamind (2D) - PG - THU 12:00, 2:10, 4:20, 6:30, 8:40. FRI-TUE 12:15, 2:30, 4:45.

Megamind (3D) - PG - THU-TUE 11:00, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 9:50.

Megamind (T3D) - PG - THU 10:30, 12:40, 2:50, 5:00, 7:10, 9:20.

Skyline - PG13 - THU 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45. FRI-SUN 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 9:55. MON-TUE 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:35.

Unstoppable - PG13 - THU 11:00, 12:00, 1:20, 2:15, 3:30, 4:30, 5:45, 7:00, 8:00, 9:15, 10:15. FRI 12:00,2:15, 4:30, 7:00, 8:00, 10:15. SAT 12:00, 2:15, 7:00.

SUN 12:00, 2:15, 4:30, 7:00. MON-TUE 12:00, 2:15, 4:30, 7:00, 8:00, 10:15.

UH Football - vs. San Jose State - SAT 5:30

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 - PG13 - THU Midnight.

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Megamind (2D) - PG - THU 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40.

Morning Glory - PG13 - THU (1:00, 3:35), 5:55, 8:15. FRI-SAT (12:05, 2:25), 4:45, 7:05, 9:25. SUN (12:05, 2:25), 4:45, 7:05. MON-TUE (2:25), 4:45, 7:05.

Unstoppable - PG13 - THU (1:15, 3:30), 5:45, 8:00. FRI-SAT (11:05, 1:15, 3:30), 5:45, 8:05, 10:15. SUN (11:05, 1:15, 3:30),5:45, 8:05. MON, (1:15, 3:30), 5:45, 8:05. TUE (1:00,3:30), 5:45, 8:05.

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WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 - PG13 - FRI (12:15, 3:30), 6:45, 10:00. SAT-SUN (12:15), 3:30, 6:45, 10:00. MON-TUE (12:15), 3:30), 6:45, 10:00.

Hereafter - PG13 - THU (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 10:00.

Megamind (3D) - PG - THU (1:15, 3:45), 6:45, 9:30. FRI (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 9:30. MON-TUE (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 9:30.

Morning Glory - PG13 - THU-FRI (1:30, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:15, 7:15, 9:45. MON-TUE (1:30, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45.

New This Week FIRST LIGHT SHOWS 127 HOURS - R - Drama - See this week’s film critique. 134 min.

FAIR GAME - PG13 - Drama - See this week’s film critique. 106 min.

NOWHERE BOY - R - Biopic - Two Liverpudlian lads named John and Paul meet and form a band named after an insect or something. 90 min.

WAITING FOR SUPERMAN - PG - Documentary - The failures of America’s public education system are exposed and examined through the eyes of those impacted most: students. So yeah, not a comic-book movie. 102 min.

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS, PART 1 - PG13 - Fantasy - Harry enters his final year at Hogwarts with bigger problems than getting financial aid for wizard college. 149 min.

THE NEXT THREE DAYS - PG13 - Thriller - Some marriages fall apart for boring reasons, and some fall apart because the wife is accused of murder. Russell Crowe finds himself in the latter predicament. 148 min.

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees)

Due Date - R - THU (1:50, 4:10), 6:30, 8:50.

Due Date (Sony Digital) - R - THU (2:35, 4:55), 7:15, 9:35. FRI(12:15, 2:35, 4:55), 7:15, 9:35. SAT-SUN (12:15, 2:35), 4:55, 7:15, 9:35. MON-TUE (2:35, 4:55), 7:15, 9:35.

For Colored Girls - R - THU (3:00), 6:00, 9:00. FRI (1:05, 4:05), 7:05, 10:00.

SAT-SUN (1:05), 4:05, 7:05, 10:00. MON-TUE (1:05, 4:05), 7:05, 10:00.

Hereafter - PG13 - THU (1:30, 4:30), 7:30. FRI (1:10, 4:00), 6:55, 9:50.

SAT-SUN (1:10), 4:00, 6:55, 9:50. MON-TUE (1:10, 4:00), 6:55, 9:50.

Jackass 3D - R - THU (1:35, 3:55), 6:15, 8:35. FRI (12:20, 2:40, 5:10), 7:25, 9:45.

SAT-SUN (12:20, 2:40), 5:10, 7:25, 9:45. MON-TUE (2:40, 5:10), 7:25, 9:45.

Morning Glory - PG13 - THU (1:50, 4:25), 7:00,9:35. FRI (1:40, 4:15), 6:50, 9:25. SAT-SUN (1:40), 4:15, 6:50, 9:25. MON-TUE (1:40, 4:15), 6:50, 9:25.

Morning Glory (Sony Digital) - PG13 - THU (3:25), 6:00, 8:35. FRI (12:00, 2:30, 5:00), 7:30, 10:00. SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:30), 5:00, 7:30, 10:00. MON-TUE (2:30, 5:00), 7:30, 10:00.

The Next Three Days - PG13 - FRI (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 10:00. SAT-SUN (1:00), 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. MON-TUE (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 10:00.

Paranormal Activity 2 - R - THU (2:45, 5:00), 7:15, 9:30. FRI (12:30, 2:45, 5:05), 7:20, 9:40. SAT-SUN (12:30, 2:45), 5:05, 7:20, 9:40. MON-TUE (2:45, 5:05), 7:20, 9:40.

Red - PG13 - THU-FRI (1:30, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:10, 6:45, 9:30. MON-TUE (1:30, 4:10), 6:45, 9:30.

Saw 3D - R - THU (2:20, 4:40), 7:00, 9:20.

Secretariat (Sony Digital) - PG - THU (2:50, 5:40), 8:30. FRI (12:05, 2:50, 5:40), 8:30. SAT-SUN (12:05, 2:50), 5:40, 8:30. MON-TUE (2:50, 5:40), 8:30.

The Social Network - PG13 - THU (3:00, 5:45), 8:30. FRI (1:15, 3:55), 6:40, 9:20. SAT-SUN (1:15), 3:55, 6:40, 9:20. MON-TUE (1:15, 3:55), 6:40, 9:20.

Waiting for Superman - G - FRI (1:20, 3:55), 6:30, 9:05. SAT-SUN (1:20), 3:55, 6:30, 9:05. MON-TUE (1:20, 3:55), 6:30, 9:05.

NOW SHOWING DUE DATE - R - Comedy - Zach Galifianakis and Robery Downey Jr. go on a road trip. Can we come, too? 95 min.

FOR COLORED GIRLS - R - Drama - The latest from hitmaker Tyler Perry stars Janet Jackson, Whoopi Goldberg and, thankfully, not Perry’s drag-queen alter ego. 95 min.

HEREAFTER - PG13 - Director Clint Eastwood gives us a tsunami destroying Front Street. And here we thought that was the Mayor’s job. 123 min.

JACKASS 3D - R - Comedy - Because all those testicle-staplings and Porta-Potty catapults were so dull in two dimensions. 105 min.

MEGAMIND - PG - Animated - A cerebral supervillain goes good after his rival retires. Will Ferrell and Brad Pitt lend their voices. 96 min.

MORNING GLORY - PG13 - Comedy - A producer is tasked with revamping a flagging morning talk show and making peace between its totally-notinspired-by-Regis-and-Kathy Lee stars. 107 min.

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2 - R - Things go bump

in the night in this slick-but-less-scary follow-up to the low-budget smash. 91 min.

RED - PG13 - Bruce Willis helms yet another old folks shoot-’em-up vehicle, with Helen Mirren and Morgan Freeman along for the ride. 111 min.

SAW 3D - R - Horror - Just when you thought they’d run out of creative (and uncreative) ways to kill and maim C-list actors, along came another dimension. 110 min.

SECRETARIAT - PG - Drama - The life and glories of the famed racehorse are dramatized, with Celine Dion in the title role. Sorry, couldn’t resist. 123 min.

SKYLINE - PG13 - Sci-Fi - Los Angelenos quickly go from “Hey look at those pretty lights in the sky” to “Oh my God we’re being attacked by giant robot aliens” in an f/x-heavy ‘splosion fest apparently left over from summer. 94 min.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK - PG13 - Drama - Hey you know that little Web site all the kids (and their parents, aunts and great-uncles) are talking about? Here’s the (alleged) story of how it was born. 133 min.

UNSTOPPABLE - PG13 - Denzel versus a runaway train. Our money’s on Denzel. 98 min.

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Blues Balls Saturday (November 20), 7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC, $45/$50/$55

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t’s beautifully befitting that John Mayall is best known as frontman of the Bluesbreakers, since he has a crystal ball when it comes to musical intuition. If you joined ranks with Mayall early on in your career, you went on to become very, very famous; he’s credited with launching the careers of legends like Eric Clapton and Jack Bruce of Cream, Peter Green, John McVie and Mick Fleetwood of Fleetwood Mac, Mick Taylor of The Rolling Stones and Harvey Mandel, Larry Taylor and Walter Trout of Canned Heat, to name just a few. Where does this good juju come from? “I don’t really have a secret,” Mayall tells MauiTime. “It sort of comes as second nature to me. As a band leader, you’re left up to your own devices in order to pick musicians who you think will best reflect your idea. So it’s always been a rather simple thing, but to a lot of people it sounds rather mystifying.” On the topic, he’s quick to remind us that “the Bluesbreakers disbanded two years ago,” and explains that his touring ensemble has been whittled down to a quartet—with keyboardist Tom Canning recently canning himself. “The latest album available is called Tough, and those are the musicians you’ll be hearing on this tour: Rocky Athas, Greg Razb, Jay Davenport, and myself.” If you’re wondering if his old friend Fleetwood (now a Mauian) will make an appearance, Mayall says with a chuckle, “I think we’ll have to fight him off of sitting-in on the set. Last time we were on Maui, he sat in with us—of course, he couldn’t resist that. We’re hoping that’ll happen again this time around.” Of what else Maui audiences can expect from the upcoming Castle Theater concert, Mayall says, “We’re already working on the idea of a live album.

As always, we have a mixture of songs that are connected with my earlier career—mixed and matched—so hopefully there’s something in there for everyone.” To read more of our interview with Mayall, go to mauivents.com. And, better still, check him out in concert at the MACC. 242-7469, mauiarts.org / johnmayall.com

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BY ANU YAGI anu@mauitime.com + @anuheayagi on Twitter

Dinner and a Movie

Hell and Back

Saturday (November 20) 6pm at Pacifico, 7pm at David Paul’s Island Grill, Lahaina

Saturday (November 20), 10pm, Stella Blues, Kihei, $10

You’ll have two chances to eat, drink and watch a flick this Saturday on the West side.

First up, director Robert Bates will be on hand for this special outdoor screening of his movie Ingredients at Pacific‘o, along with what Chef James McDonald decribes as, “some new flavors not to be found elsewhere.”

Independently produced, Ingredients illustrates how the industrialized food system has failed us, and how people across the country are rallying around the local food movement. A portion of the proceeds will help fund Bates’s upcoming production, Ingredients Hawaii.

[667-4341, pacificomaui.com / ingredientsfilm. com] Meanwhile, at David Paul’s Island Grill, the divas of Diva Club will be doing it Bollywood style. Put on your sari and bindi and join them for $5 drink specials, Chef David Paul’s amazing hors d’oeuvres, tunes from DJ CIA and special guests including the Urban Gypsies Traveling Boutique from Oregon [662-3000, davidpaulsislandgrill.com]. [Jen Russo]

Five years after their 2004 formation, Honolulu’s Hell Caminos took a hiatus from their “rigorous touring” for even more touring, with upright bassist Michael Camino focusing on his alternate project, The A.K.A.s and guitarist Nick Danger working with Left Alone (both bands earned Warped Tour billing last year). But psychobilly fans have good cause for celebration, because Camino and Danger have rejoined standing, skinsPHOTO BY MARINA MILLER slamming Handsome Jack, and are returning for a show on the Valley Isle. If your itch like a new tattoo for the Hell Caminos can’t wait ’til Saturday, hop online to preview—and order, of course—their 2009 album Lust and 2005 debut Through The Day And Through The Night. The title track of the former is frothing like the head of a properly poured Guinness, and the sounds of “Old Snake Road” plop you shotgun in a topless coupe wrestling a maladroit road you wish only went one way. For Saturday’s show at Stella Blues, the Hell Caminos are joined by The Sausage Act and another local threesome, Order of the White Rose. It’s hard not to love the latter, with guitarist Steve Hart, drummer Nate Robertson and bass/vocalist Noah Robertson (happy belated birthday, BTW), who—notwithstanding their hard-hitting talent—named themselves after the antiNazi student group from the University of Munich. Of their songs, they say they “cannot stand idly by and watch the destruction of the Kanaka Maoli in Hawaii.” Now that’s punk. 874-3779, stellablues.com / myspace.com/thehellcaminos / whiterosepunk.com

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SLACK KEY MASTERS W/ GEORGE KAHUMOKU & BROTHER NOLAND - Thu, Nov 18. Uncle Georgeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s show returns to Central Maui, bringing with him Brother Noland. But donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;say goodbye to your coconut girlâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; â&#x20AC;&#x201D; bring her with you! $25 / $45 VIP. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

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ULTIMATE DJ BATTLE AND DANCE PARTY - Fri, Nov 19. Ambrosia is looking for the best new DJ on the isle, to become their new resident DJ on Friday nights. The battle begins this Friday, with contestants duking it out reality show style. DJs in the competition include DJ Aaron Jae, DJ Candid, DJ Chrest, DJ Modika, DJ Teknyq, and DJ Tiare La Rage. DJs will be judged on music selection, ability to read the crowd â&#x20AC;&#x201D; so go to cast your vote â&#x20AC;&#x201D; energy level, and versatility. Judges panel includes MauiTimeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own Jen Russo, plus DJ Del Sol and DJ AstroRaph. MCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d by DJ Decka. Continues on Nov 26 and Dec 3. No Cover. Ambrosia, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-891-1011; ambrosiamaui.com 4TH ANNUAL WAILEA FOOD & WINE CELEBRATION - Fri, Nov 19. A beneďŹ t for Hui Noâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;eauâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s community arts education. Featuring Mauiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s top chefs and vintners â&#x20AC;&#x201D; with wines provided by Chambers & Chambers Wine Merchants â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a ďŹ ne art sale, live entertainment, and the joyful company of artists, educators and Hui supporters. $125 ($75 tax-deductible). 5:30-8:30pm. Hotel Wailea, 555 Kaukahi St., Wailea; 808-874-0500; hotelwailea.com JOHN MAYALL - Sat, Nov 20. Opening for Mayall is Shemekia Copeland (daughter of the late blues legend Johnny Clyde Copeland). See This Weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Picks for more. $45 / $50 / $55. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org MARQUES WYATT - Sat, Nov 20. Deep, soulful house music transmitting sonic love. Last year, this dude sold out â&#x20AC;&#x201D; so get in line early. $20. 9pm-2am. Timba, 505 Front St., Lahaina; 808-661-9873; timbamaui.com

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808-667-4540; maui.hyatt.com â&#x20AC;&#x153;THE DROWSY CHAPERONEâ&#x20AC;? - Fri, Sat & Sun, Nov 19, 20 & 21. Final weekend! A new musical â&#x20AC;&#x201D; masquerading as a 1920s musical â&#x20AC;&#x201D; by Martin, McKellar, Lambert & Morrison. The madcap romp begins when a die-hard musical-theater fan invites the audience to listen to his favorite â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;20s musical, but when he puts the record on his turntable, the show tunes characters come to life in his living room. Starring two dozen Seabury students. Fridays & Saturdays, 7pm. Sundays, 3pm. $13 Adults / $11 Seniors / $7 Students. Seabury Hall Erdman Athletic Center, 480 Olinda Rd., Makawao; 808-573-1257 â&#x20AC;&#x153;THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZâ&#x20AC;? - Fri, Sat & Sun, Nov 19, 20 & 21. Final weekend! A new twist on a beloved classic. Stars Tyler Charbonneau as Dorothy, Dale Button as the Scarecrow, Joseph Duncan as the Tin Man, Bill Schnitzer as the Cowardly Lion, Laurel Sherwood as Glinda the Good Witch, Kalani Whitford as The Wicked Witch of the West, and Joel Agnew as The Wizard. Written and produced

by Doug Kendrick and Jonathan Lehman. Fridays, 7:30pm; Saturdays, 4pm & 7:30pm; Sundays, 1pm & 4pm). $15 Reserved / $10 Floor Seating (Keiki).

Pro-Arts Playhouse, 1280 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei; 808463-6520; proartspaciďŹ c.com

FOODIE FRESH EATS FROM JOYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S PLACE - Thu, Nov 18.

Learn about the amazing beneďŹ ts of raw foods with Tyua Sereda of Kiheiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Joyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Place, and sample simple and affordable edibles that can help you reclaim your health. E-mail mmm-marketing@wholefoods. com to sign up. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui HAPPY BIRTHDAY PARTY AND BENEFIT FOR MAUI COASTAL LAND TRUST - Thu, Nov 18. Bistro Casanova is toasting its ďŹ rst year in business with a dinner beneďŹ t for Maui Coastal Land Trust. Complimentary bubbly, pastas, tapas, steaks and seafood. Poetry by Piero Resta, live hawaiian music with Liko Martin and a silent auction. $100. 6pm. Bistro Casanova, 33 Lono Ave., Kahului; 808-873-3690; casanovamaui.com TURLEY WINE DINNER - Thu, Nov 18. Join Winemaker Larry Turley, his wife Suzanne Chambers and Chef Beverly Gannon as they host a 6 course Wine Dinner. For the serious foodie! Demonstrates Chef Gannonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s culinary muscle and the Turleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s winemaking skills. $150. 6pm. Gannonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s A PaciďŹ c View Restaurant, 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea; 808-875-8080; gannonsrestaurant.com HEALTHY KEIKI - Thu, Nov 18. A special class focused on healthy recipes perfect for school lunches.

Keiki between the ages of 5 and 12 are welcome to attend. To RSVP call 872-3310 or email us at mmmmarketing@wholefoods.com. 6pm. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B,, Kahului; 808-8723310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui 4TH ANNUAL WAILEA FOOD WINE CELEBRATION - Fri, Nov 19. With over 200 wines to taste, 26 vintners, a fantastic menu from food stations by Spago, Capische, Maui Culinary Academy, Threeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bar and Grill and more. A live auction with some coveted trips to wine country and amazing art from the Hui. $125. 5:30pm. Hotel Wailea, 555 Kaukahi St., Wailea; 808-874-0500; hotelwailea.com LOCAL FUN ON ALOHA FRIDAY - Fri, Nov 19. Celebrate seasonal produce grown locally! This demonstration will feature the best, juiciest, local produce in the store! Health Starts Here recipes and samples will be available to customers. Vegetarian and vegan friendly recipes will also be available. 4pm.

Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B,, Kahului; 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui SPECIAL STARLIGHT SCREENING: â&#x20AC;&#x153;INGREDIENTSâ&#x20AC;?

- Sat, Nov 20. Director Robert Bates will be on hand for this special outdoor screening of his movie â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ingredientsâ&#x20AC;? at PaciďŹ câ&#x20AC;&#x2122;o. Chef James says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s your chance to come taste some of the new ďŹ&#x201A;avors weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be showcasing in both food and drink.â&#x20AC;? $50. 6pm. PaciďŹ câ&#x20AC;&#x2122;o, 505 Front St., Lahaina; 808-667-4341; paciďŹ comaui.com RESTAURANT WEEK HAWAII - Daily. Dine at participating restaurants and raise money for the Culinary Institute of the PaciďŹ c at Diamond Head. This is the ďŹ rst time Maui restaurants are participating, so donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t miss out. restaurantweekhawaii.com

TICKETS ON SALE A CHRISTMAS CAROL - Show runs Fri, Sat & Sun through December 12. Directed by Lehua Simon. Tickets available at Kiheiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Lava Java, and Wailukuâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s If the Shoe Fits. $15 / $20 / $40. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com 6TH ANNUAL MULLIGANS ON THE BLUE GOLF TOURNAMENT - Sat, Nov 27. BeneďŹ ts Hal Kau Kau, feeding the needy in South Maui. Noon shotgun start, with 10:30am registration and lunch. Includes green fees, lunch & dinner, live entertainment, and awards & prizes. $140 individual / $375 team. Wailea Old Blue Course, Tina: 808-874-1131; mulligansontheblue.com 10TH ANNUAL E HOâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;OULU ALOHA (TO GROW IN LOVE) BENEFIT CONCERT - Sat, Nov 27. A celebration of Hawaiian arts, culture, food and entertainment, beneďŹ ting the Maui Historical Society. Uluwehi Guerrero performs, as will Richard Hoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;opiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;i, Leiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ohu Ryder, Halau Hula Kauluokala and Na Leo Lani O Maui community choir. Emceed by Braddah Poki of PaciďŹ c Radio Group. Visit mauivents.com for more. $10 advance / $15 door / Free keiki 12 and under. 9am-3pm. Bailey House Museum & Yokoouchi Estate, 2375-A Main St., Wailuku; 808-244-3326; mauimuseum.org GABRIEL IGLESIAS: THE FLUFFY SHOP TOUR - Sat, Nov 27. Known as the â&#x20AC;&#x153;ďŹ&#x201A;uffyâ&#x20AC;? comic, always ensconced in an aloha shirt, this 32-year-old funny man loves to riff about the girth of his midsection.

Iglesias is sure to make you, well, bust a gut. $40.

7pm. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org GENERATIONS: THE FARDEN FAMILY IN HULA AND MUSIC - Sat, Nov 27. Kumu hula Emma Farden Sharpe and composer Irmgard Farden Aluliâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s legacy continues through their talented family â&#x20AC;&#x201D; all prominent ďŹ gures in Mauiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s music scene. Holoau Ralar and Hailama Farden gather their talented â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;ohana â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and extended â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;ohana â&#x20AC;&#x201D; for this special presentation of dance and song. $25 Adults / $12.50 Keiki 12 & Under. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org SCREENNING: â&#x20AC;&#x153;KEAOâ&#x20AC;? AND â&#x20AC;&#x153;STONESâ&#x20AC;? - Sun, Nov 28. Ooh... Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve seen â&#x20AC;&#x153;Stonesâ&#x20AC;? by Ty Sanga. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rivetingly melancholy. And, it stars Maui boy Moses Goods III. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Keaoâ&#x20AC;? by the lovely Emily Spenser follows the story of a young Hawaiian dancer as she prepares for work at a luâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;au show, and her ensuing epiphanies about culture and identity. $10. 3pm.

McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

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Bottoms Up w/ DJ Jay, 9pm

Family Affair 9:30pm

Simma Down Sunday w/ DJ Jamn J, 10pm

MON - Karaoke, 8:30pm / TUE - Native’s Night, 9pm / WED - Wild Wednesday w/ Bad Kitty 8:30pm

AMBROSIA

Old School Thursdaze w/ DJ Del Sol

Next Top DJ Competition

Sunrise Saturdaze w/ DJ Decka

Sunday Night Fever w/ DJ CIA

MON – Wolf & Ryan / TUE – Drum & Bass Night w / DJ Astro Raph / WED – Maui’s HI-5 Night (S.I.N.) w/ DJs Del Sol & CIA

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Louise Lambart Band

Bad Kitty

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

BOCALINO BISTRO & BAR 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041

CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY REST. 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului - 873-6555

TUE – Curtis Williams / WED - Latino, Blues & Jazz Night w/ Lydia Toccafondy & Neto Peraza

CASANOVA

Karaoke w/ Freddie Blondo & Fuji Ora-a, 9pm; No Cover

Jamin Wong Da Chief Ragga; 10pm; $10

Abstract Rude 10 pm; $20

MON - Liko Martin / WED - Wild Wahine Wednesdays w/ DJ Stylz & DJ Kamikaze, 10pm; $10

CHARLEY’S

Wavetrain 10pm - Close ; $5

Kryptones, Dan De Lion, DJ Sweet Beats, 10pm

Ras Lil Dread & Fiyah Blaze, 9pm; $10

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Barefoot Minded 7 - 10pm; No Cover

Dave Caroll 7 - 10pm; No Cover

Dave Caroll 7 - 10pm; No Cover

Erin Smith 7 - 10pm; No Cover

MON - Peter D / TUE - Live Jazz / WED - Ryan Palma (All sets 7 - 10pm; No Cover)

DIAMONDS ICE BAR

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Jordan & Wolf 10pm; No Cover

Roots Judgement 10pm; No Cover

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Live Music 10pm; No Cover

Kanoe 10pm; No Cover

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Sondio Inspiracion / Healing Hands Fundraiser

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1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

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COOL CAT CAFE

Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA

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out at a public library near you., librarieshawaii.org A WAVE OF GRATITUDE - The Maui Ocean Center is offering all U.S. police, fire, lifeguard, and EMT rescue personnel 50percent off general admission in November — extending savings to the fine folks who save us. Maui Ocean Center, 192 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma`alaea; 808-270-7000; mauioceancenter.com PLANNING BEGINS: 3RD ANNUAL MAUI FRIENDS OF NRA DINNER FUNDRAISER - Their next fundraiser is scheduled for March 12, 2011 a the King Kamehameha Golf Club. If you’re willing and able to be an active committee member in helping plan, organize and solicit donations for this event, please contact. Maui Friends of the NRA, P.O. Box 158, Kahului; Alan & Bernice: 808-872-2422 HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK SERVICE TRIP Sign up now for the FHNP’s upcoming service trip to care for native vegetation, running Dec 4-6. You’ll get to stay free at the Kapalaoa Cabin, plus hike and relax in the wilderness. E-mail or go online for more information or to register. However, hurry — space is limited. Free. Friends of Haleakala National Park, P.O. Box 322, Makawao; 808-264-4757; fhnp@earthlink.net / sageblank@aol.com; fhnp.org HOLIDAY FOOD DRIVE - Second Wind Sail & Surf in Kahului is hosting a month-long drive for the Maui Food Bank. Donations will be accepted until Nov 27 — with the bonus being that one lucky donor will receive a 10’0 Elua Makani Stand Up Paddleboard valued at over $1,000. You get one entry into the drawing for ever two canned good items donated.

The drawing will be held at 4pm on the final day of collecting. Second Wind Sail, Surf & Kite, 111 Hana Hwy., Kahului; 808-877-7467; info@secondwindmaui.com; secondwindmaui.com PARTIAL ART SCHOLARSHIPS AVAILABLE TO HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS - High school seniors from Maui County are invited to submit their art — Nov 28 through Dec 4 — for an exhibition (Dec 6 - 31; reception/awards Dec 11, 4pm) and consideration in the association’s scholarship competition; which this year celebrates its 33rd annual installment. Maximum one entry in each of the five categories: painting, drawing, three-dimension, photography and mixed-media. A $500 scholarship will be awarded for each category, with a $1,000 scholarship for the piece deemed “best in show.” Call or go online for rules and more information. Lahaina Arts Asso-

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ciation Courthouse Gallery, 648 Wharf St., Lahaina; 808-661-0111; lahaina-arts.com

EVENTS THURSDAY, NOV 18 FOUR SEASONS RESORT WELLNESS SERIES This new series features a different practitioner for each four-day wellness weekend, through Dec 19.

Today through Nov 21, chiropractic neurology and nutrition with Dr. Mark Emerson, DC. Call for more information. Four Seasons Resort, 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea; 808-874-2939; fourseasons.com/ maui/wellness_series/ LAUNIUPOKO CHRISTMAS HOUSE AND AG FAIR - Gala opening tonight, with pupus, wine, spiced cider and Santa. Shop for Christmas decor, jewelry, edible home grown gifts, house wares, purses, trinkets and treasures. Plus, the Lahaina Sunrise Rotary Club will sell Christmas trees and wreaths to support their local community projects, and the Maui Coffee Association will offer coffee tasting and gifts. Continues through Sunday. 5-9pm.75 Wailau Pl., Lahaina; 808-280-0262 / 808-661-5479

master’s degree program in Indigenous Language & Culture Education. Free. Advance registration is not required. 6pm. University of Hawaii Maui Campus, Laulima #108, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808984-3525; uctrmaui@hawaii.edu; uctrmaui.hawaii.edu

HERE COMES SANTA CLAUSE - Santa arrives at the QKC, welcomed by MAPA dancers and followed by ornament making for keiki. Free. 10am-12pm. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

PICNIC WITH POKI - Every third Thursday of the month under the shade of the monkeypod tree on the historic church grounds, enjoy live entertainment, hosted by Poki of KPOA 93.5 FM. Bring your friends and ‘ohana, something to sit on, and of course (no picnic complete without it), your mea’ ai (lunchtime grindz). Free. Kaahumanu Church, 808-244-5189

FREE MAUI SILVERSWORDS’ BASKETBALL HOOPS CLINIC - Presented by Chaminade University and the 27th Annual EA Sports Maui Invitational Basketball Tournament. Features Head Coach Matt Mahar and the Chaminade men’s basketball team. Students ages six to 16 will focus on the basic fundamentals of the game, including dribbling, passing and shooting.

Free. 1:30pm. Malu Ulu Olele Park, Front St., Lahaina; 808-661-4685; mauiinvitational.com

FRIDAY, NOV 19 GET IN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT - While you shop, enjoy complimentary hot mulled spiced cider, wine, homemade Christmas cookies a a free gift just for coming in. Continues ever Friday and Saturday through the holiday season.

Ends 8pm. Hula Gypsy, 505 Front St., Lahaina; 808-2809914; hulagypsy.com

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BE WHALE AWARE - Commercial and recreational mariners, and the public, are invited to this lecture presented by Greg Kaufman, founder and chief scientist of Pacific Whale Foundation. Topics include current wildlife viewing regulations, the status of whale populations in the North Pacific, and trends in conservation management partnerships. Free. 6-8pm. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Discovery Center, 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100, Ma’alaea; 808-249-8977; pacificwhalestore.org/?parameter=topnav DEGREE PREPARATION WORKSHOPS - Dr. Candace Wheeler, UH Hilo’s Distance Learning Coordinator, will discuss upcoming programs including bachelor’s degree programs in Nursing, Psychology, the Indigenous Teacher Education certificate program, and a

WED - Karaoke

BIKINI CAR WASH FUNDRAISER AT BLACKIE’S IN KIHEI - Raise money for philanthropist Holly Robertson’s volunteer trip to an orphanage in Ethiopia. Odwalla giveaways, live broadcast with the A-Train, Johnny A on K-Rock 97.3 FM. 2:305:30pm. Blackie’s, Kihei.

IS YOUR THIRD EYE BLIND? - If so, why not try this free demo of “Mudra Healing Touchover the Third Eye.” They say it may awaken your cosmic consciousness... Free. 6:30pm. Studio Maui, Haiku Marketplace, 810 Haiku Rd., Suite 265, Haiku; 808575-9390; thestudiomaui.com

SATURDAY, NOV 20 GREAT AMERICAN SMOKE OUT - Help raise awareness about icky butts at our beaches and parks — and win a prize if you pick up the most cigarette trash. Food and healthcare booths, plus live entertainment and more. 10am-3pm. Kalama Beach Park, 1910 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-591-6508; tobaccofreehawaii.org

DIVA CLUB GOES BOLLYWOOD - Put on your sari and bindi and join them for $5 drink specials, David Paul’s amazing hors d’oeuvres, and DJ CIA. Special guests include the Urban Gypsies Traveling Boutique from Bend, Oregon. $15 annual membership. 7pm. David Paul’s Island Grill, 900 Front St. Suite A101, Lahaina; 808-662-3000; davidpaulsislandgrill.com FULL MOON CRUISE - Edging up on the winter whale season, who knows? You might get lucky! If the humpbacks are in town, they’ll broadcast their song during your cruise. Nature’s spotlight adds intrigue to this celestial-meets-sea adventure. Award winning astronomer Harriet Witt narrates the night sky. Plenty of local fare to grind and imbibe. Plus, a full color marine life poster as a parting gift. Need we say more?. $31.96 - $49.95. 8pm. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Ocean Store, 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100, Ma’alaea; 808-249-8977; pacificwhale.org SEE MOTH AT NEW AMBC CO. LOCATION - Moth.

AMBC. What’s not to love?. 8:30pm. A Make Believe Clothing Co., Ha’iku Cannery, Kokomo Rd., Ha’iku;

SUNDAY, NOV 21 KANAKA HEKILI M/C’S “APPRECIATION/FOOD DRIVE BASH” - This is special party for all supporters of Kanaka Hekili M/C, and will benefit the Maui Food Bank as well as Veterans of Foreign Wars. The group would like to thank everyone for their support of past, present and future fundraisers — including their annual golf tournaments (the next one is right around the corner, in Jan), Memorial Day Bike Run, as well as their first annual chili fest (which will return in the summertime). Complimentary ono grinds will abound, as will the purrfect rock tunes of

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JAVA JAZZ

Ashley Welte 7pm - Close; No Cover

Guest Performer 7pm - Close; No Cover

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - Close; No Cover

Brian Cuomo 7pm - Close; No Cover

MON - Ashley Welte / TUE & WED - Rene Alonzo (All 7pm - Close; No Cover)

KAHALE’S

Vince Esquire

Kenny Roberts

Eight Track Players

Kahala

MON, TUE & WED - Da-Ha-Y-Ns

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deAquino Bruddahs feat. Nester

Ben & Glenn

Willie K / Sam Ahia

Bad Kitty 8-11pm

Billy & The Bad Dogs 8-11pm

No Remorse 8-11pm

Gina Martinelli Band

WED - Bobby Ingram & The Maui Blues Band, 7-10pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

Crazy Fingers 9pm - 1am; No Cover Karaoke 7:30 - 11pm; No Cover

WED - Karaoke 7:30 - 11 pm; No Cover

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-7711

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KIWI ROADHOUSE

95 E. Lipoa St., Ste A101, Kihei - 874-1250

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S KIHEI

Louise Lambart Band w/ Shea Argel, 7:30 10:30pm

Karaoke 7:30 - 11pm; No Cover

Alternative Night w/ DJ Raph, 10pm - 2am

LULU’S LAHAINA

Classic Rock Thursdays w/ Howard Ahia

Maui Extreme Cheer Benefit w/ Dezman and Gomega

X-clusive Saturday Nights w/ All Access’s DJ Money Mike

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MON - Service Industry Night w/ All Access DJ & Junior TUE - Karaoke w/ Troy / WED - Sizzling Salsa Nights

Old School Night 9pm-1am; $5

MAUI BEACH HOTEL

170 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MAUI BREWING CO.

WED - Open Mic Night, 10pm; No Cover

Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474

MOANA CAFE

71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St. Kihei - 874-1131

Phil & Angie Benoit

Let’s Dance Party w/ DJ Ray Masters, 9:30pm

DJ Music

Willie K Band / Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish “The Dish” Smith

Gail Swanson / Ka’ena Elaban

Jazz on the Blue / Jordan and Wolf

Friday Night at the Green Room w/ DJ Stylz & DJ Kamikaze

Pac Vibes

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414

Bad Kitty. Admission: Canned goods donation. 2pm.

Kihei VFW, 2110 Uluniu Pl., Kihei; laphamj001@hawaii.rr.com; kanakahekili.com

MONDAY, NOV 22 THE ART OF MELTING CONFLICT - Learn an Aikido approach to ending power struggle and conflict resolution with Lee Shapiro. Call for location and details. $20 / $30.808-875-9477

TUESDAY, NOV 23 GARDEN TOURS AT MAUI NUI BOTANICAL GARDENS - Available every Tue & Fri. Volunteer-guided tours include discussions about conservation, natural history, ethnobotanical uses of native Hawaiian plants, and MNBG initiatives. By appointment only.

Free ($5 suggested doantion). 10-11:30am. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, 150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului; 808-249-2798 / info@mnbg.org; mnbg.org

ART SOLO EXHIBITION: ELI BAXTER AND JAISY HANLON - Last chance! Ends Nov 12. 10am-4pm.

Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com MEET THE ARTIST: CHRISTINE HALTON – Every Friday in November. Halton’s eclectic style is based on a combination of fine-line wood burning and the rich pigments of oil paints. 4-7:30pm. Maui Hands, Lahaina, 612 Front St., Ste. D, Lahaina; 808-667-9898; mauihands.com ARTIST IN RESIDENCE DANNY BRADDIX, JR. – Every Thursday in November. Discover a unique point of view when you meet Braddix — wearing his famous purple apron — and watch him paint. 1-4pm. Maui Hands, Paia, 84 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-579-9245; mauihands.com “HERE, THERE AND BEYOND” A MULTIMEDIA SHOW – Daily through Dec 7. Opening reception Oct 30. Featuring Betty Hay Freeland, Dewitt Jones and Joelle C. Perz. If these artists’ names are name not yet familiar to you — or aren’t already in your collection — discover what you’ve been missing. 5pm.

Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com “MICROCOSM” BY VALENTIN MIRO – Daily through Dec 8. Opening reception on Nov 13 (7-10pm). See Saturday’s Events for more. Paia Tattoo Parlor, 120 Hana Hwy., Paia;

808-579-8515 / paiatattooparlor@yahoo.com HO‘OULU: THE INSPIRATION OF HULA - Daily (except Mon & Tue) through Dec 23. A collaboration between the MACC and Hawai‘i State Art Museum, this showcase features hula-inspired and hula-related works from the Art in Public Places Collection.

Among what’s included in the exhibit are portraits of loea hula (hula resources) by Photographer Shuzo Uemoto as well as paintings of renowned na kumu hula who have received the Order of Distinction for Cultural Leadership from the State of Hawai‘i.

11am-5pm. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, 1 Cameron Wy., Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org GROUP PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBIT: “LAST NIGHT’S PARTY” – Daily through January 2. What happens during Maui’s late night hours?

Find out at Tiki Lounge’s latest showcase “Last Night’s Party.” Featuring Sean Michael Hower, Jessica Pearl, Brendan Smith, Jack Grace and Justin Orr. South Shore Tiki Lounge, Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-874-6444; southshoretikilounge.com

TIKI TERRACE RESTAURANT - Sun, Ka’anapali Champagne Brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Marriot Maui Ocean Club - 100 Nohea Kai Dr., 808-667-1200.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Daily, Solo guitarists and sunset hula dancers 5:30-8:30 p.m.; Every Sun, Miles Ahead Duo 8-11 a.m.; Every Wed, Desmond Yap 5:30-9:30 p.m.

Grand Wailea Resort & Spa- 3850 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-875-1234.

BOTERO BAR & LOUNGE - Every Wed, Live Hawaiian Music 5:30-9:30 p.m.

Makena Beach & Golf Resort - 5400 Makena Alanui, 808-875-5888.

Royal Lahaina Resort - 2780 Kekaa Dr., 808-661-3611.

MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Every Sun, Live Music 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

ROYAL OCEAN TERRACE - Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Live Hawaiian Music 6-8 p.m.

The Shops at Wailea - 3750 Wailea Alanui, 808-891-6770.

Sheraton Maui - 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy., 808-661-0031.

LAGOON BAR - Daily, Cliff Diving 6-8 p.m.; Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 6-8 p.m.; Daily, Live Music 6-9 p.m.

Sugar Cane Train - 975 Limahana Pl., 808-661-0088.

SUGAR CANE TRAIN - Thu, Sugar Cane Train Dinner 5 p.m.; Daily, Ride the Sugar Cane Train 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

THE SHOPS AT WAILEA - Wed, Jamie Lawerence and friends 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Wailea Beach Marriot Resort & Spa - 3700 Wailea Alanui, 808-879-1922.

KUMU BAR & GRILL - Daily, Hula Dancing 6:30-9 p.m.

MELE MELE LOUNGE - Daily, Live Music 9-11 p.m.

EAST MAUI Hotel Hana-Maui - 5031 Hana Hwy., 808-248-8211.

HOTEL HANA-MAUI - Every Fri, Hula dancing 7-8 p.m.

PANIOLO LOUNGE - Every Sun, Wed, Thu & Sat, Live music 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Every Fri, Live music 6-9 p.m.

Warren & Annabelle’s - 900 Front St., 808-667-6244.

DINNER MUSIC

WARREN & ANNABELLE’S - Daily (except Sun.), Warren & Annabelle’s Magic Show 5 p.m.

WEST MAUI

Kaanapali Beach Club - 104 Kaanapali Shores, 808-661-2000.

Westin Maui Resort & Spa - 2365 Kaanapali Pkwy., 808-667-2525.

OHANA BAR & GRILL - Every Wed & Thu, Live Music 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Every Sun, Thu & Sat, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-9:30 p.m.

ONO BAR & GRILL - Sun, Raz Shaggai 6-9 p.m.; Fri, Brian Haia 6-9 p.m.; Sat, Keali’i Lum 6-9 p.m.; Wed, Scott Baird Duo with James DeBose 6-9 p.m.

Kaanapali Beach Hotel - 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy., 808-661-0011.

Fairmont Kea Lani - 4100 Wailea Alanui, 808-840-8402.

KANAEHELE ROOM - Daily (except Sun & Mon), “Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages” 4:30-7:30 p.m.

LOBBY LOUNGE - Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Tue, Jazz Music 8-10:30 p.m.; Every Mon, Wed, Thu & Sat, Fri, Jazz Music 8-11:30 p.m.; Sun, Hawaiian Music 8:30-10:30 p.m.; Daily, Hula Dancers 5:30-6:30 p.m.

ALALOA LOUNGE - Every Fri & Sat, Live entertainment 8-12 p.m.

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GRAND DINING ROOM - Every Sun, Live Hawaiian Music and Hula Performances 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m.

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Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa- 200 Nohea Kai Dr., 808-661-1234.

TUE - Murray Thorne; Tin Can Comedy w/ Shaggy Jenkins / WED - Willie K; Erin Smith’s Super Fantastic Ladies Night

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua - One Ritz-Carlton Dr., 808-669-6200.

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TIKI BAR & GRILL - Daily, Hula Show 6:30-7 p.m.; Every Tue & Wed, Leo Kane 6-9 p.m.; Every Sun & Mon, Kealaoka’ (Jason Fundang) 6-9 p.m.; Daily, Music by Lanui 6-9 p.m.

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SOUTH MAUI FAIRMONT KEA LANI - Daily, Live Music 5:30-9:30 p.m.

POLO BEACH GRILLE & BAR - Daily, Live Music 4-5:30 p.m.

CANOES - Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-0937.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ernie 3 – 5pm, Garrett & Peter 6 – 8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3 – 5pm, Kulewa 6 - 8:30pm; Sat, Mondo 3 – 5pm, Kulwea 6 - 8:30pm; Sun, Mondo 3 – 5pm, Ernie & Miles 6 – 8:30pm; Mon, Tue & Wed, Brian 3 – 5pm, Damien & Edee 6 –8:30pm 130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina, 808-662-2900.

HULA GRILL - Thu, Bruddah Larry 11:30am – 1pm, Ernest Pua’a 2 - 4pm, Armadillo 4:15 – 6:15pm,

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Cat’s Out of the Bag “You got your small fire all right.” William Golding, Lord of the Flies

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ome years ago, the “in-laws” came in from Kansas on their first-ever trip to Hawaii, and my peeps at Trilogy hooked us up with an all-day “Discover Lanai” catamaran cruise.

It’s one of those rare packaged adventures that doesn’t merely meet its claims, but exceeds them, and I’ll not soon forget that perfect day spent sunning over windswept waves and eating far too much teriyaki chicken. They allow you a fair amount of free time to explore onshore—to snorkel or take a van trip to the town or just plain mosey about—and after the former were exhausted, my boyfriend and I did the latter. You know, for a “cigarette.”

Not a stone’s throw from Hulopo‘e Beach, toward Sharks’ Cove, on a trail dotted with nitrogenous waste piles from coastal-dwelling wild turkeys, we paused to peer into the keawe, reenacting that seminal SNL skit—he Bill Murray, me Steve Martin. “What in the hell is that?” we said in as many intonations as we could muster. But we meant it. What in the hell is that?

There in the brush swarmed a head-sized demon, obsidian black and made of a million pieces. It writhed in one spot like the gurgle of a geyser about to bloom, and for a moment I hoped that the isle’s old nickname might manifest (before Dole pineapples, it’s said Lanai was known for its cannibal ghosts).

We stared for a long, long time— which was a long time, given that “cigarette”—until finally, Bill Murray picked up a rock and chucked it at the unknown beast.

An angry plume rose to the sky, swelling with static din. Revealed on the ground were the remnants of an empty Styrofoam cooler. And that was it. No sow’s head. No missing person. No cannibal demon. Not even a half-eaten Spam musubi.

The flies regrouped on the cooler, again smothering the polystyrene. We concluded they must be having a fly convention or a Diptera dance party, so we continued moseying on our way.

When we returned back to base to set sail home for Maui, “mother in-law” was abuzz, too. “Oh, you wouldn’t believe,” she said in her little pixie whisper. Her eyes

sparkled with the excitement of silly gossip, tinged with the madness of a mama lion. “That lady over there is so upset. She told the captain you two snuck off into the bushes.”

Oh crap. Here it comes.

“Well, you know, nearly everyone here sometimes smokes a little—” Bill Murray and I said in chorus.

“Oh no, it’s not that,” mother inlaw said dismissively. “She said you were throwing rocks at cats!”

“What?!”

“Yes! I couldn’t stop giggling when I overheard,” she said. “You two would never throw rocks at cats.”

“Mom, we threw a rock,” said Bill Murray, telling her about the swarm of flies. We never heard a peep of reprimand from the captain or crew, so we giggled (for a couple reasons) the whole boat ride home, while the periwinkle-coiffured woman sat crossarmed and seasick, giving us stink-eye for being attempted cat murders.

I had half a mind to approach her and recommend some better poolside reading. I’ve never read any Danielle Steel, but mother in-law seemed to be enjoying her books and one of those smoochfests might inspire a happier vacation than William Golding.

Because one could argue that a bunch of schoolboys marooned on an island might throw rocks at cats, but a lolo-in-love couple from a neighboring isle (only left to our own devices for all of half an hour) will not. Though we giggled, I was hurt. I inspected the pattern of my one-piece bathing suit for any possible offenses.

Did it give me a tan line that somehow read, “I hate cats and old ladies”?

Was my beach bag woven of an inexcusable fiber? Did she overhear us, and happen to hate SNL? (I guess “what in the hell is that?” might sound like “go to hell cat!” if your hearing aid’s waterlogged.)

Whatever the reason, I’m glad she didn’t catch Bill Murray and I holding hands—or she may have tattled to the captain that we’d snuck off into the bushes to bang uglies. And that would have been harder to laugh about with mother in-law. ■

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Sign Language SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Do ends justify means? What happens when you discover something someone did, after the fact? You’re more or less pleased with how things ended up, so is it worth getting worked up over exactly how it happened? The unsavory methods used to get to this place are over and done with, so can much good come from dredging them up and rehashing them? Whether or not you can simply enjoy the present without being hung up on the past—now that you know more about it—is something only you can determine. I suppose you’ll get to figure it out, one way or another, pretty soon.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC.21) People who discipline their children (or pets) by beating them need serious, impossible-to-ignore reality checks. It’s one thing to administer a light slap on the wrist in a moment of frustration, and quite another to slap someone in the face, or beat them. Often people do this because they feel helpless to correct an unwanted behavior any other way, and need to be given tools that will work. It may feel daunting to reeducate someone who has so much to learn, but when there’s an innocent at stake, you’d be cruel not to try.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Sometimes you wish everything was clearly labeled.

Wouldn’t it be great if everyone you met had an ingredient list and a warning label of possible side effects? Of course, life is never that simple, especially with relationships (romantic, platonic or otherwise). Even if people did have warning labels, they’d potentially read differently from day to day. Someone who’s exactly what you need one day could be your kryptonite a month or year or decade later.

Stop trying to find the perfect “recipe” with no surprises.

It doesn’t really exist (except sometimes for an ephemeral moment here or there).

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Cheating isn’t necessarily about having sex with someone else. The reason shit starts to fly is because of the deception and betrayal involved. Telling the truth is trickier and harder, but much better. If you approached things the right way, often you could have your cake and eat it too. Of course, most of the time people do this kind of thing exactly the wrong way, resulting in a huge hurtful mess instead. When your choices are between a candid (albeit awakward) discussion/ negotiation or a huge hurtful mess, it seems obvious which you should choose.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Bedbugs, apparently, are the new plague. If your house ends up infested, you may discover people giving you a wide berth, excluding you from events, and banning you from their homes. Of course, the persistent pests are an annoying scourge, but not one that should make you a pariah. People are overreacting, quite comically—until you’re the target of their melodrama. I mention this example, because it bears remarkable parallels to something you’re doing: writing someone off for pretty far-fetched reasons—ones that ought not to be taken seriously. Quit it. Laugh it off like the joke it should have been from the start.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) When you discover a relationship isn’t what you thought it was, you can feel devastated, betrayed, foolish, and deeply hurt. However, as much as that sucks, and as understandable as such feelings are, please remember that this kind of thing happens to pretty much everyone at some point in their lives.

While in the company of a few close friends it’s acceptable and probably therapeutic to wallow and bemoan your ill luck, try not to inflict it on everyone you know. This is one of those character-building experiences that will teach you a lot about who you are. Hint: When faced with the choice between becoming bitter and suspicious or choosing to be cautiously optimistic, select the latter.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) If someone you know is annoying the shit out of you or

repeatedly crossing a line, you’re stuck with two options: eliminating them from your life, or fixing the problem.

Retraining a friend, parent, or lover is daunting, and certainly trickier than correcting unwanted behaviors in your kid or employee. However, it’s still preferable to cutting that person out of your life—the only recourse left to you if the stuff you can’t stand doesn’t stop. This will require clear communication of your new boundaries, then firm enforcement of them. This week, at least give it a determined and consistent try.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Sometimes the “right” or “best” solution is simply out of reach, because of finances, or your situation. Be creative.

If you lack health insurance, addressing health issues becomes a matter of finding alternative care. You can’t always afford the thing you need, especially during the recession, so you have to figure out something else. This is one of those times when your innate resourcefulness and creativity are invaluable tools—unfortunately, you may be a bit rusty in their applications. This week, however, should present several excellent opportunities to dust them off and try to put them to use.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, as they say.

Here’s the thing: We all live in glass houses. No matter how virtuous you think you are, you’re probably crossing a line somewhere. Try not to be judgmental; that is, feel free to judge people and decide whether or not they get to be part of your life, but resist condemning or putting them down in any way. When in doubt, err on the side of kindness, compassion, and generosity. Literally bite your tongue if necessary, because any cutting remarks you make this week are highly likely to come back and bite you in the ass.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) You’re not much of a joiner. Although you enjoy feeling like you’re part of something larger than yourself, you really have a hard time fitting smoothly into group situations—unless you’re leading or coordinating them yourself. This is normal, Leo. Don’t feel bad for not being a sheep. You’re a Lion!

Although being responsible for everyone else’s experience is sometimes exhausting or resentment-producing, it’s also something you’re pretty good at—certainly better at than simply fitting in and following along (especially when you know you could do a better job). Embrace the role you were born to—and when some other able leader steps up and does an adequate (or better) job, have the good grace to play along—and enjoy the break!

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Practicing pragmatism is your current challenge. Hurray, something you’re actually good at—or so you think. However, sometimes when societal or peer pressure flies in the face of practicality, it’s incredibly hard to stick to your guns and insist on what you know is best. I’m talking about stuff like waiting to have kids until you’re in better financial shape, forgoing an engagement ring in favor of saving up for a down-payment on a house, or choosing the low-paying job you love over the one you know you’ll hate (even if you’re paid extremely well). Once the stakes are this high, it might be harder to choose the practical option than you think— nevertheless, that’s precisely what you must try to do.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Our house cat and dog both prefer to eat each other’s food.

This seems very much like a case of “the grass is always greener” wherever you’re not. Sound familiar? Libras, in particular, struggle with the feeling that they’re missing out, or that the other guy has it better—even though in your experience on the occasions when you’ve actually gotten to experience it, you’ve learned that they in fact do not have it better; at best, it’s similar to what you had before, and sometimes it’s actually worse! Keep that in mind this week— instead of jockeying for a supposedly better position, just make the best of (and enjoy) the one you’re already in.

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