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3. On Feb. 28, an official Hawaii state Senate press release went out saying SB1168 had just passed its final committee hurdle and was on its way to a vote of the full Senate. What does SB1168 do?

A. Calls on the state Department of Land and Natural Resources to buy Lipoa Point.

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bill does is set up general obligation bonds for the state Department of Land and Natural Resources (DLNR) to buy the land. Negotiating a purchase price is a long way off.

But that should be easy, right? Let’s see... in his blog post White mentioned “$18.7 million of unfunded retirement liability” on ML&P’s part. So all that needs to happen is an independent appraiser comes in and–totally independently, because this is a real estate transaction–says the Lipoa Point lands, some of which are zoned conservation and others agriculture, are worth at least $18.7 million.

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Looks like state officials have figured out a scheme to relieve Maui Land & Pineapple of its pension benefits crisis. “A bill to purchase land at Lipoa Point for permanent preservation passed unanimously out of the State House of Representatives on Thursday,” stated a Mar. 1 press release from Maui County Council Chairwoman Gladys Baisa. “I fully support the acquisition of Lipoa Point.”

The bill is HB 1424 (a similar bill, SB1372, is currently working its way through the state Senate). But if you find all this a bit odd, it’s probably because you can remember back to August 2012, when Baisa was one of five members of the County Council who voted to take Lipoa Point out of preservation. But don’t worry, there’s no disconnect between her earlier vote and current acquisition support.

“The parcel was pledged against a pension fund,” Baisa said in her Mar. 1 press release. “Passage of this measure will also ensure the safety of pension benefits for hundreds of Maui Land & Pine retirees.”

I love Baisa’s use of the phrase “will also,” as though the bill does something other than clean up a mess she helped create back in August. Her wish to save the benefits of “hundreds” of former ML&P employees also seems a bit modest. At the time of the August vote, Councilman Mike White, who also voted to take Lipoa Point out of preservation, said doing so would help 1,600 retirees.

“Much of my decision was based upon the fact that ML&P has been required by the Pension Benefit Guarantee Corporation (“PBGC”) since October 2011 to post collateral to insure their $18.7 million of unfunded retirement liability,” White wrote in an Aug. 9, 2012 post on the Mauicouncil. org blog. “If all of the 270 acres of land were left in ‘Preservation,’ the market value

would dramatically decrease and effectively force ML&P into default with PBGC.Once in default, many pensioners may lose the value of their retirement benefits. A recent study showed that the average decrease in a retirement plan that has defaulted to the PBGC would be over 28 percent. I want to ensure that the more than 1,600 retirees who worked hard, many of them doing hard labor, are able to support their families and live out their golden years with the full benefits they have earned.”

And the Maui County Council couldn’t allow that. Never mind that ML&P is a publicly traded corporation–its pensioners were in danger because the company couldn’t handle its own benefits package, so the Council decided to step in and put one of the island’s coastal jewels into jeopardy.

Though to be fair, ML&P probably had the council over a barrel. Given the numbers White cited, pension default was probably inevitable. And that would have meant the taxpayers coming in and absorbing the funds. They would have paid pennies on the dollars to the company’s retirees, which is about as fair as asking taxpayers to pay a publicly traded company’s pension bill in the first place. But this way, the county gets a gorgeous park out of the deal, so I guess it’s for the best.

Of course, the plan isn’t foolproof. All the

Given that it’s not too often that we read the words “Tasers” and “AK-47 assault rifle” and “Waikapu” in the same sentence, I kinda have to say something about the little incident that went down in that sleepy neighborhood on

an AK-47 into the air. Police found Hook allegedly waving around a large knife when they arrived on scene, though they located the rifle later in Hook’s truck.

It’s a small detail about that truck that leaped out at me. “Hook’s license plate identified him as being a combat veteran,” the paper reported on Mar. 3, attributing the information to Maui Police Department acting spokeswoman Karen Wong.

Look, I don’t know if Hook is a veteran or not, but I wonder if we’ve reached a point where we hear about some guy (allegedly) firing an assault rifle wildly into the air and then aren’t surprised to hear that he was once a member of the U.S. armed services and fought overseas. In just the last month, we’ve read about how veteran Eddie Ray Routh allegedly shot and killed former Navy SEAL Christopher Kyle–who apparently held the most confirmed kills of an American sniper–at a gun range where Kyle another another friend were trying to counsel Routh, who was

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Friday, Mar. 1. The Maui News reported the particulars of the incident, in which Maui Police officers Tased Christopher Hook and then apparently struck him with a flashlight after numerous residents reported that he had allegedly been firing

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apparently suffering from post traumatic stress disorder. Barely a week ago Rolling Stone published a huge investigative story exposing “the military’s culture of sex abuse, denial and cover-up” that, among other things, quoted a former female Marine Corps captain as saying, “Sexual assaults make up the fabric of daily American military life.” And the story of escalating suicides, both of active and inactive service members, in the military (the U.S. Army reported 325 suicides in 2012, the “highest on record,” according to a Feb. 2 CNN story) is so old that I wonder if anyone flinches when hearing it.

While it’s certainly true that the vast majority of servicemembers and veterans do not rape and pillage when they return to the U.S., it’s also true that it would be very nice if a mention of an alleged shooter’s combat vet status spurred something more than an incidental mention at the end of a news story. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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MONSANTO REPRESENTATIVE GETS SEAT AT STATE WATER COMMISSION On Feb. 28, according to Maui resident Karen Chun, activists delivered a petition to state Senate President Donna Kim. Chun told us the petition contains the signatures of 7,000 people who object to the appointment of Monsanto lobbyist Alan Takemoto to the state Water Commission’s nominating committee.

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The end of County of Maui grants of nearly a quarter million dollars each year to the Wailuku Main Street Association’s (WMSA) has brought about a new era of “small town planning” grants. A total of $243,000 (the exact amount of money WMSA received last year) will now provide direct benefits to one of Maui County’s small towns, including Haiku, Hana, Kaunakakai, Keokea-Waiakoa, Lahaina, Lanai City, Makawao, Paia, Waihee, Waikapu and Wailuku. The county Planning Department recently announced four winners: • Makawao Town Improvements – an estimated $22,000 will pay for benches, trash and recycling receptacles, gateway landscaping and gateway signs. Co-applicants: Makawao Community Association and the Makawao Merchants’ Association.

• Lahaina Second Fridays – about $5,000 will pay for block closures for several upcoming Second Friday parties. Applicant: Lahaina Town Action Committee.

• Experience Historic Lahaina – an estimated $18,000 will fund this weekend event to commemorate the completion of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s Museum and Orientation Center at the Old Lahaina Courthouse and the IMAGINE waterfront project. Applicant: Lahaina Restoration Foundation.

• Kou Land Use Plan and Design – an estimated $22,000 will go for two planning and design workshops for the Waiehu-Waihee community that will lead to a land use plan and rendering for active recreational uses like trails, bike paths, a community garden and community pavilion. Applicant: Waiehu Kou Phase 3 Association.

“Maui County is dedicated to preserving our island’s heritage, one small town at a time,” said Maui County Mayor Alan Arakawa. “These are good projects for our communities and I am sure there will be more to come in the future.”

The towns of Haiku, Hana, Kaunakakai, Keokea-Waiakoa, Lanai City, Paia, Waikapu and Wailuku are eligible for second-round awards, because they did not receive awards in the first round. The deadline for second-round applications is Thursday, Mar. 14. If any funding remains after the second-round awards, a third round will be open to any eligible town.

Proposed projects must meet a few criteria: they must directly benefit the town, include collaboration and community engagement, display accountability of the applicant, include a proposed budget, set out a manageable term and scope and include some sort of outreach.

Given the continuing controversy over what WMSA did with all their previous county grant money (a state Attorney General’s office investigation is ongoing), these are grand ideas, indeed. The request for proposals and application form are available at Mauicounty.gov/planning.

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Hawaii’s Farmers Union United and its Maui chapter are calling for statements from local citizens and companies regarding their opinions on industrial hemp. They’re trying to educate our senators about the often misunderstood crop.

“The institutional bias against hemp on Capitol Hill is no small matter,” said Michael Bowman, a Colorado farmer and hemp lobbyist who recently visited the islands, who was quoted in a Feb. 7 statement from Vincent Mina, Maui Farmers Union United president. “Even today that bias shows no signs of letting up by the DEA.” Mina insists that the general attitude of small farmers in Hawaii is positive towards a regenerative and diverse agricultural system that includes hemp and serves Hawaii.

“Having the ability to grow HEMP here in Hawaii would provide many jobs for the agricultural industry,” Mina wrote. “With our soils being depleted from past practices that did not regenerate the soil, hemp would not only produce a crop that would be beneficial in many ways to providing ‘essential’ fatty acids for food relating to our well-being, fuel and fiber... As a small farmer myself, being challenged to making a living in a service-based economy, I feel anything that we can have at our disposal to support leveling the playing field in promoting more of a production-based economy would benefit not only the farmers but the community at large... It’s time that all this talk of Sustainability and food security we hear is put into action. Legalizing the production of HEMP is a step in that direction.”

Hemp currently faces legal opposition since it’s a member of the cannabis plant family.

Although industrial hemp is different from its sister Mary Jane in that it contains no THC or psychoactive compounds, it’s still considered a Schedule I controlled substance under the U.S. government’s Controlled Substance Act. Mul-

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In a Feb. 12 Honolulu Civil Beat article, Kim stuck by her choice. “Being one of four people, it’s hard for me to imagine that all three names will be all Monsanto people, so I think there is a balance,” she said.

In a Mar. 1 press release, Chun noted that “In the last election Monsanto donated the maximum allowable” to Senate Water and Land Committee Chair Malama Solomon.

“If you look, I think people get all sorts of contributions,” Kim told Civil Beat.

“If you eliminated everyone, then I don’t think the mayor would be mayor or the governor would be governor.”

Kim herself received $500 from Monsanto during the last election cycle, and Solomon received $2,500—two percent of his campaign’s total.

Of course, there’s nothing illegal with having Takemoto on the committee. In fact, he apparently has the background and experience to qualify him for the position.

Whether we’re all happy with a representative of Monsanto having such a powerful post is another question entirely. ■ editor@mauitime.com

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The appeals court majority reasoned that since the legislature did not distinguish the inactive ingredient from the active, neither would the court.

COMPELLING EXPLANATIONS Richard Blake took the witness stand in Ottawa, Ontario, in January to deny that it was he who had invaded a home and stabbed two people numerous times.

With a straight face, he had an answer for all of the incriminating evidence. He had the perp’s car because “a stranger” had just handed him the keys; he didn’t recall what the stranger looked like (but guessed that he probably resembled Blake, because for some reason Blake got picked out of the lineup); he donned the stranger’s bloody knit cap (abandoning his own cap); he handled the stranger’s knife and bloody glove, and that’s why his DNA was on them; he fled at the first sight of police, ramming a cruiser to escape (even though he had “done nothing wrong”); he fled on foot after the collision and hid in a tree (but only to get away from a swarm of black flies).

After deliberating politely for a day, the jury found him guilty.

IRONY A longtime high school teacher of French and Spanish is suing the Mariemont, Ohio, school district for having pressured her to resign in the face of what she calls her phobia, a “fear of kids” disorder, which she says should be protected by disabilitydiscrimination law. Maria Waltherr-Willard, 61, had been reassigned to teach some junior high students, but doctors said she suffered hypertension, nightmares, chest pains and vomiting when around the younger-age children.

OUR LITIGIOUS SOCIETY In September 2010, a speeding, intoxicated driver ran a stop sign near Dade City, Fla., careened off a highway, and

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rammed two trees along a private road, instantly killing himself and his passenger.

In January, the estate of the passenger filed a lawsuit for wrongful death, charging the residents along the private road with letting the trees grow in a dangerous location where they could be easily hit, especially since the residents had failed to light the area adequately. “How it’s our fault, I have no idea,” said one surprised resident, who noted that the entire neighborhood had mourned the strangers at the time of the sad, traumatic collision.

CASE (OF BEER) LAW Keith Brown and four other inmates at Idaho’s Kuna prison filed a lawsuit in December against eight major beer and liquor manufacturers for having sold them alcohol at an early age without warning of its addictiveness–and are thus responsible for the men’s subsequent lives of crime.

Brown, 52, said he personally has been locked up a total of 30 years and is now serving time for manslaughter. In addition, the Oglala Sioux tribe has sued beer distributors and the state of Nebraska for enabling easy access to nearby beer even though it was banned on the reservation.

The lawsuit was dismissed on jurisdictional issues, but the tribe may refile soon.

SUSPICIONS CONFIRMED A 53-year-old Rosenheim, Germany, postal worker was relieved of criminal charges in January when a judge ruled him innocent of discarding mail (as jealous “whistle-blowers” had charged) after concluding that the carrier finished routes early simply because he worked faster.

Although the charge was dropped, he was reprimanded for taking unauthorized (i.e., simpler) routes. And after a 400-pound woman broke both arms accidentally falling through a sidewalk in New York City in January, doctors told her that a thinner woman might have died from the same fall. “Thank God, they said that my size was the only thing that saved me.”

PEOPLE WITH ISSUES Australian researchers recently uncovered a minor prison phenomenon in that country that might shed light on isolated cases reported in southwest U.S. prisons (mentioned in News of the Weird in 2012): inmates inserting objects underneath the skin of their penises, somehow under the impression that (a) it doesn’t hurt and (b) it provides sexual pleasure and virility. Among the items discovered in Australia: buttons, dice, deodorant roller balls. The apparent favorite among the several Hispanic men discovered in the U.S. Southwest: shaved dominoes. In many cases, infections resulted and sometimes required major surgery. ■ chuck@mauitime.com

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ou don’t have to spend more than five minutes in a bar on Front Street or in the Kihei Triangle or any of the big Ka‘anapali and Wailea resorts before a visitor (usually a male) walks in, scans the bar taps and then asks the bartender what “local beers” they have.

A decade ago, that usually spurred said bartender to offer a glass or bottle of whichever Kona Brewing Co. label the establishment sold. It was a simple, easy, straightforward transaction. Kona Brew-

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ing Co. had the word “Kona” on the label, and that was that.

Except that it isn’t so simple. Kona Brewing actually has four breweries, only one of which is in Kona, which is where the company began back in 1994. The others are in Portland, Oregon, Woodinville, Washington and Portsmouth, New Hampshire. Through a very lucrative distribution agreement the company struck with Anheuser-Busch in 2003, Kona now distributes their beers to 35 states and 15 countries. Put simply, most Kona custom-

ers around the world are drinking beer that wasn’t brewed in Hawaii.

For those small craft breweries who do actually brew 100 percent of their barrels in Hawaii–Maui Brewing Company being the most prominent–this has long been a matter of serious concern. Here’s a small brewery, which opened in 2004 (a decade after Kona), employs about 60 people in Hawaii and brews all of its beer on the island that appeared on its label, competing with a larger brewery that makes much of its beer in places that aren’t anywhere

near the town on its label. But now, Maui Brew Co. has a powerful ally: West Maui state Representative Angus McKelvey, who chairs the House Committee on Consumer Protection & Commerce (CPC).

Early this year, McKelvey introduced HB1126, titled “Relating to Advertising and Marketing.” The bill would have added the word “brand” to any beer label “Where the geographical name ‘Hawaii’ or adjective ‘Hawaiian’ is used, or any geographical area within Hawaii is named by its formal name or used as an adjective, or

any Hawaiian word or statement, design, symbol, or device... that tends to create the impression that the beer was produced in the place or region other than that of actual production.” It also says beer labels can’t contain any location of origin unless 75 percent or more of the beer’s content by volume comes from that region.

“The purpose of this measure is to clarify the marketing of beer produced in the State by requiring beers whose labels convey the impression that the beers were produced in the State to indicate otherwise if not produced locally,” stated a report on the bill from the House Committee on Economic Development & Business.

When asked why he introduced the measure, McKelvey compared the issue to GMO labeling. “Consumers have a right to know,” he said. “We have visitors coming here, asking for local beer. We have a whole economy based on visitors who want to support the local businesses.”

The word that popped up most in testimony favoring HB1126 was “confusion.” The message in these testimonies was clear: letting a brewery like Kona call their beer “Kona,” even though much of it isn’t actually made in Kona, messes with consumers’ heads.

“The common practice of brewing elsewhere by a brewer of Hawaiian origin or otherwise and then labeling said beer without indication of actual origin of manufacture can and does promote confusion as to its actual origin,” said Thomas Kerns of Big Island Brewhaus in an undated testimony letter on HB1126.

This actually does happen, and not just with consumers, either. While “researching” this story, we went to our local gas station and attempted to buy a six-pack of both Kona and Maui Brew Co. beers. They had the Kona, but no Maui Brew Co. But when we asked the clerk if they stocked any, he said sure, then pointed to the Kona.

When we pointed out that Kona is, at best, from the Big Island, and that we wanted the beer brewed here on Maui, he looked flustered. After a few awkward moments, we paid for the Kona and left.

Eight individuals ended up providing supporting testimony for HB1126, the

most notable of which was Maui Brew Co. founder Garrett W. Marrero. “This bill will protect Hawaiian manufacturing,” he told the House CPC committee.

“Although there is an extremely high cost to produce in Hawaii we, as do many

also turned the whole notion of defining “local” Hawaii beer on its head: when it comes to beer brewed in Hawaii, the issue isn’t where the beer was brewed, but what goes into the beer.

Both Kona and Maui Brew Co. have long publicized the grocery list of local Hawaiian grown items that enhance their beer–lilikoi, coffee, guava, ginger and even Maui onions, to name just a few ingredients. But when you look at sheer volume, Davis testified, there’s really no such thing as a true Hawaii beer.

“Beer is made from Malt, Hops, Yeast and Water, with water being the largest part in VOLUME and less than 1 percent the COST,” he wrote in a Feb. 24 letter to the CPC Committee. “In Hawaii–all Malt, Hops and Yeast are imported. Water is not, however it’s a very limited resource–The USDA has declared many areas of Hawaii to be in a DROUGHT. Water isn’t considered a[n] Agricultural Product in the State of Hawaii and doesn’t qualify as a Local Product.”

Davis also took pains to list (in both his letters of testimony) all of the ways Kona Brewing Co. takes seriously its location in Hawaii: 175 employees in Hawaii, $24 million in Hawaii sales during 2012, paying $1.1 million in Hawaii Beer Excise Tax during 2012, installing a 229kw solar power system in their Kona brewery and brewpub and so forth.

“The common practice of brewing elsewhere by a brewer of Hawaiian origin or otherwise and then labeling said beer without indication of actual origin of manufacture can and does promote confusion as to its actual origin.” others, believe that a product marketed should be true to what it says it is. We have an enormous fan base here and abroad that support us for our innovation and further for our commitment to our local community. We simply will not put a product in the market and try to pass it off as local if it was not brewed here.”

Just two organizations offered testimony critical of HB1126. The first, which wasn’t at all surprising, was Kona Brewing Co. President Mattson C. Davis. Davis actually testified twice: first on Feb. 4 before the House Committee on Economic Development & Business and then on Feb. 24 before the CPC committee.

Davis testified that he’s worked for Kona since 1997, and that the bill is nothing more than the result of “competition manipulating the legislature to gain a competitive advantage.” He also testified that Kona is already complying with federal Tax Trade Bureau labeling requirements.

“In 2012 we modified our label to list all four locations where we brew instead of the primary place of business,” he said.

“Our goal was to be transparent and make all the labels the same.”

In fact, the label Davis mentioned merely lists the locations of Kona’s breweries.

It does not (indeed, most likely cannot) indicate on each beer bottle label where exactly that beer originated. But Davis

“We’ve created a successful and sustainable business model that respects Hawaii; it’s [sic] residents and the visitors,” he wrote in his Feb. 24 testimony.

But the issue isn’t whether Kona Brewing Co. is a Hawaii company. The issue

is how important it is that Kona Brewing Co.’s beer bottle labels tell consumers where exactly the beer they’re drinking comes from. And on that issue, the Hawaii State Attorney General’s Office–the other organization that provided critical testimony on HB1126–threw a giant wrench into the legislative works.

Like Davis, representatives from the AG’s office testified twice. In a Feb. 25 letter to the CPC committee, the AG’s office listed four problems with the bill, all of which are pretty significant. First, and foremost, that it violated the Hawaii state Constitution, which says “each law shall embrace but one subject, which shall be expressed in its title.”

Second, the AG said that it may violate the free speech. “Product labeling constitutes commercial speech subject to the protections of the First Amendment,” the AG testified. On this, the AG added that the bill lacks “findings and evidence” showing the “real and substantial harm to the State that will be directly and materially alleviated by these regulations.”

Third, the AG pointed out that the bill also lacks findings and evidence should someone make a “Commerce Clause challenge,” which could happen given the fact that the bill “regulates all beer sold or distributed in the State without regard to where it is manufactured.”

And last, the AG said that the bill’s use of the terms “Hawaiian design, symbol, or device” is “vague and should be defined.”

Taking the part about violating the single-issue rule to heart, McKelvey told me that on Feb. 27 the CPC committee voted to defer HB1126. But it wasn’t exactly a victory for Davis and Kona Brewing Co. McKelvey added that his committee also voted to add HB1126’s language on beer label regulation to another bill, HB1314, titled “Relating to Liquor.” That bill establishes a new class of liquor licenses for distillery pubs.

“It will be Part Two of that bill,” McKelvey said. “Hopefully, they’ll hear it over there [in the state Senate].” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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hat’s better than bellying up at the bar? How about five bars? Seemed like a no brainer to me.

Bar crawls are nothing more than a great tipsy urban hike and Kihei Kalama Village (1913 S. Kihei Rd.) is the perfect spot for a gentle walk. It’s stiletto ready, infirm friendly and has plenty of vittles around to keep your energy up. The Wednesday Walkabout (WW)– which happens on the second Wednesday of each month–is about to become part of your evening vernacular.

Taking a cue from other famously fun tours like Portland’s BarFly Bus, Seattle’s Snuggie pub crawl and San Diego’s Gaslamp Crawl, the bar owners of Kahale’s, Dog and Duck, South Shore Tiki Lounge, Three’s and Ambro-

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sia have teamed up to present a new reason to go out and drink responsibly while taking advantage of their serendipitous geography.

The Walkabout’s fun and games start promptly at 8pm. That’s when it’s time to clock in at bar number one. And by “clock in,” I mean ask for your stamp card: each bar on your trip will give your card a notch, even if you don’t actually order a drink.

My Walkabout began when I slipped into Ambrosia and picked up my dance card. There, I caught the tail end of Kanoa and Jessica’s set. After a flip of a coin, I walked over to Kahale’s next. The Herb Andrews Band was on fire with their rendition of Pat Benatar’s “Hit Me With Your Best Shot” for a packed house of booty shakers. As I slid onto a seat

at the bar, I realized I was off to a great start. I ordered a vodka press and sipped it until the band took a break.

Rather than rest on my laurels, I did the Barmuda crawl. I took the scenic route to Three’s Bar and Grill so I could add to my buzz with fine smoking tobacco procured at Aloha Discount Liquor. By the time I made it to Three’s Surf Lounge, Louis Lambert and the swingers were having a good time while I settled into the cushy black couches. A nice tumbler of icy vodka with refreshing soda and a squeeze of lime showed up promptly, courtesy of the cutey behind the bar. But it was my co-pilots turn to imbibe, while I cooled my jets with ice water and put another star on my crawl card.

Did I mention the WW’s special of the evening was Jagermeister? Bless their beautiful herbal digestif souls for sponsoring $5 shots for the night at all participating bars. I said a prayer to the Jager god at each place as I ordered something else. I could be downing the stag’s blood at any moment.

At Dog and Duck, which was filled with throngs of heartthrobs and damsels partying here, we stepped up our game and ordered shots. The lovely blond behind the bar then dished up the best Kamikazes of my life.

Star definitely earned.

Later, we took our super-fun selves to the Tiki Lounge for the fifth star on our dance card. As we sipped water and challenged Bartender Bart to a Kamikaze contest, I discovered Jagermeister makes T-shirts in child size (there is no way a grown women could really fit the XS size) as well as toys like a blinky Jager necklace-light thing. I scored both for my seven-year-old. Emboldened by Kamikazes, I inspired new athletes to the crawl while Bart graciously passed out cards and stars, poured liquor and passed out Jager schwag like a pro.

The night was far from over, but Tiki wasn’t serving Scoobie Snacks anymore so we had to move on. For late night grinds, Dog and Duck offers a pub grub menu that rocks and Ambrosia serves

light fare like a bistro cheese platter or their New York cheesecake. We hunkered down at Ambrosia over pita chips and dips as several more Jager jocks crossed the finish line, and trophies like golf towels, shoes and board shorts appeared from behind the bar. With an unusual (to say the least) nightcap of Goldschlager and Jager, we cheered on our fellow finishers.

Vodka optional.

Five tips for getting your walk on this Wednesday, Mar. 13: 1. Get off the couch. I know it’s Wednesday night, but you can set your DVR and live a little.

2. Wear comfortable shoes. It’s not a long walk but don’t take any chances letting pinched toes stop you from earning all five stars on your card.

3. Drink water. Consider the whole thing exercise, and as we all know, exercise requires proper hydration.

4. Imbibe safely. Bring a designated driver.

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The Science Of Fear Writer Jaimal Yogis talks about mastering ‘life’s most primal emotion’

BY ANDREW O’RIORDAN Surfrider Maui’s General Membership Winter Wave Party Friday, Mar. 8 6-9pm Paia Community Center Surfrider Maui will host a free gathering for all those who love Maui’s coastlines and want to join the forces of good in protecting them. There will be acoustic guitar jams, light pupus, choice surf cinematography, a talk story session with Jaimal Yogis and a presentation of the leaders, projects and missions of Surfrider Maui in 2013. Donations will be accepted.

already logged in muscle memory.

During my first session at Mavericks, I hummed to myself for like five hours.

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Right now... I’m reading a book called Genome: the history of a species in 23 chapters. I’m obsessed with science these days.

San Francisco... pushes me intellectually and Ocean Beach pushes me physically. You can’t beat that.

I revere... Michael Ondaatje, JM Coetzee, Salinger.

No fear

J

aimal Yogis is not what you think he is. He’s not easily synthesized into a 100-word bio. Searcher, castaway, lover, spiritualist, movie maker, fear scientist, guest lecturer, student of life, a damned talented writer: hurl whatever euphemism you like at this path-breaking human, and it will fail.

He’s more than the sum of his parts, and his second book, The Fear Project , proves it. Blending personal narrative with razor-edge modern science that explores “life’s most primal emotion,” Jaimal achieves a tone that’s congenial, learned and stoked.

Yogis has been crisscrossing the Mainland, supporting Surfrider Foundation Maui, sharing his discoveries about fear and connecting with the special breed of ocean-loving Fear-Masters who reside on our island. And on Friday, Mar. 8, you can meet him yourself.

In the meantime, here he is in his own words...

My first book... Saltwater Buddha tells the story of running away from landlocked suburbia to Hawaii when

I was 16. Long story short, I’d bought a one way ticket to Oahu and had no clue which island I would end up on. I remember being on the plane and reading through a Hawaii guide book. It said Maui is the “Island of Love.” That sounded good. That didn’t happen, but Maui has a special place in my heart because it beat me up just enough to humble my wild 16-year-old self while at the same time showing me its magic.

Prime example: I ran out of money within a week and was surviving on avocados when I finally told my parents where I’d run away to. My dad came over to try to convince me to come home, but before playing the stern military dad he could be, he made the very skillful move of trying to understand where I was coming from–why I needed to make such a drastic move.

Over the course of a week on Maui, we re-bonded after a long time of feeling estranged. On our last day on Maui–after I’d agreed to come home–my dad watched me catch my first real wave at Ho’okipa. I’ll never forget that.

I didn’t go back to Maui until I was 25 and getting out of graduate school

in journalism. It was on that trip that a publisher randomly contacted me and asked me if I wanted to tell my story.

That’s how Saltwater Buddha was born, and I still feel like I owe it, in part, to Maui. Coming back to Maui for the tour of my second book, The Fear Project – now with my wife and son–is sort of surreal. I guess that’s a long way of saying I love Maui.

Surfing a big wave... is basically the same as surfing a small wave. Once you’ve trained hard, what can make you choke on a big wave is over-thinking–psyching yourself out so you don’t rely on what your body already knows not to do. So the question becomes how do you get out of your own way?

As just one example of how the neuroresearch helped, Sian Beilock, a neuroscientist at the University of Chicago, has done studies showing that when athletes are under pressure and performing something they do repeatedly (say, a golf swing) humming a tune, whistling, or counting backward by threes while performing the action can help distract the “thinking brain” from getting in the way of a process that’s

The ancient fear system... the socalled “lizard brain”–doesn’t process numbers well, so to really reach deep down in the ancient brain, we need to include [statistical risk] numbers in compelling, emotional narratives–preferably films–about sharks. Films that show sharks as they actually are. Just like Jaws made us all terrified of sharks, people need an emotional experience to overcome fear. Of course, diving with sharks is also good, but not everyone has the access or desire to do that. The stories we tell will be crucial.

People ask me... “Why am I afraid of strawberry ice cream?” and “Can you help me with my fear of anything that stretches?”

I was surprised to learn that...

Memories get farther from the “truth” the more times you remember them. The reasons are complicated but it’s true.

Today... I’m psyched because I’m about to do a TV interview in Santa Cruz with Bluemind Founder Wallace J. Nichols about the effects of the ocean on our brains. The “this is your brain on ocean” science over the next decade is going to blow our minds. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more A&E news, visit MauiTime’s events blog at: mauivents.com

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THURSDAY, MAR. 7

FRIDAY, MAR. 8 FREE SPIN CLASSES – For most people on the Mainland, summer is a big excuse to hit the gym. But for us on Maui, who deal with summer climate nearly year-round, you can start working on your bod anytime. To help you, REPS is offering free scheduled Spin classes to all new Maui resident riders until Mar. 16. First come, first served, and it’s good for as many classes as you can take within the allotted time period. 808-875-1066, Repsfitness.com.

DJ THRILL – From one sunshine state to another, Insomniac DJ Thrill will be spinning a fusion of house and club music at Makawao hot spot Casanova this Friday. You’ll want to give yourself enough time to get Upcountry because spots are limited. Thrill has recently shared the stage with AN21, Max Vangeli, Sultan & Ned Shepard and Guy Gerber. $10. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220, Casanovamaui.com.

FRIDAY, MAR. 8 OLOMANA BY MOONLIGHT – Named for the windward Oahu mountain that reminded them of their childhood, Jerry Santos and the late Robert Beaumont created Olomana three decades ago.

After Beaumont passed away, Santos continued Olomana’s legacy along with Haunani Apoliona and Wally Suenaga. Their sound blends traditional and contemporary styles while remaining rooted in Hawaiian culture with melodies like “Ku‘u Home O Kahalu‘u” and “Home.” Join them for an evening of reminiscing and classic hits. $30/standard, $45/premium table seating, $55/VIP. 7:30 pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Pavilion/Courtyard (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org.

LAHAINA 2ND FRIDAY – Lahaina’s Town Party is jam-packed this month with a special on the history of Haleakala National Park, a chicken wing-eating contest and an opportunity to donate to the Maui Food Bank. The town party will include live music, history, culture and Lahaina’s famous Art Night on Front Street. Savor the tastes of one of Lahaina’s many fine restaurants through Second Friday foodie specials and discounts. Catch dollar oysters at Fleetwood’s (5pm), pick up your stamped Hula Pie card at the Lahaina Visitor Center for Kimo’s (9-11pm) and don’t forget about Lahaina Restoration Foundation’s Ha’ina Hou at the Baldwin Museum.

6pm-9pm. Lahaina (Front St.), Mauifridays.com.

SATURDAY, SA ATU TU R RD DAY, MAR. 9 JAKE SHIMABUKURO SHIMABU – Jake Shimabukuro’s ‘ukulele skills are renowned far beyond Haw Hawaii.

He started as part of Pure Heart, with Lopaka Colon and Jon Yama Yamasato. They won four Na Hoku Hanohano awards with their first album.

Later, af after Shimabukuro went on to a solo career, Rolling Stone declared him a musical h hero. He’s also earned comparisons to Jimi Hendrix and Miles Davis and has pe performed for the Queen of England. In other words, he most definitely rocks. $12-$4 $12-$45. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.com.

SOCIAL MEDIA BOOTCAMP – Believe it or not, social media goes beyond Facebook and Twitter. To show you, MEDB is hosting a social media bootcamp. The evening will feature Peter Liu, who will discuss social media strategies for companies and rundown popular social networks. Seats are limited so register via telephone or the web. The fee includes lunch. 10am4pm. $65. MEDB’s Malcolm Center (1305 Holopono St., Suite 5, Kihei); 808-875-2300, Hightechmaui.com.

SATURDAY, S SA ATURDAY, M MA MAR. AR. 9 MAYOR’S KOKUA BALL – The Mayor Arakawa Community Kokua Fund is rolling out the red carpet for the Mayor’s Kokua Ball. Guests are encouraged to dress to the nines. There will be a champagne greeting during the No-Host Cocktail Hour with live music. A silent auction will feature artwork donated by a select group of Maui’s artists as well as the option to purchase tickets for a deluxe luxury raffle package. Then you’ll dine on award-winning cuisine served by Chef Munoz while entertained by Déjà vu Band and Aloha Ballroom Dance Academy. Movie producer/Relativity Media CEO Ryan Kavanaugh will be the honorary Chairperson. 5:30-9:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Course (2500 Honoapi’ilani Hwy, Wailuku); 808-344-4452, ritaoc808@gmail.com.

BO SCOUT TROOP 22 ANNUAL BREAKBOY FA FAST – Boy Scout Troop 22 is inviting Maui rresidents and visitors to their annual breakffast this Saturday. The meal includes pancakes, eggs, breakfast meats, fresh fruit and b beverages. All are invited to come on down b be served. You don’t even have to do the dis dishes. $7 per meal. 7am-11am. Kamali’i Elem Elementary School (180 Alanui Keali’i Dr., Kihei); 808-891-8901, Mauitroop22.org.

SATURDAY, MAR. 9 AGENT ORANGE – One of the first groups to fuse punk rock and “surf” music, Agent Orange formed two decades ago in Orange County, California. The original trio consisted of Mike Palm, Steve Soto and Scott Miller. Their biggest hit was “Bloodstains.” After many years and new band members, the group has decided to rock out on Maui. 21+ only. $15/ advanced $20/ door. Stella Blues (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808874-3779, stellablues.com, 808SHOWS.COM.

INNA VISION – Cultural Vision Maui and Q103 are presenting Inna Vision. In a series of Saturday breakout shows, the group is gearing up for their 70-day Nation-Wide tour “A Tribute to Roots Reggae.” They formed in 2005, and released their third full-length album last year. The Reggae group combines the talents of Kokoman, Kamakoa, Calvi-dread and David Bailey. $5. 10pm.

Three’s Bar & Grill (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133, Threesbarandgrill.com, flyersup.com/innavision.

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SATURDAY, MAR. 9 MAUI MAKERS DO PERMACULTURE – Maui Makers is doing a twoday introduction to Permaculture and Live Design Charrette. Not sure what that means? Put simply, it’s designing in a way that’s eco-friendly. Guest speaker Matthew Lynch has worked and taught Permaculture Design Courses in Australia, Hawaii, Mongolia and Vanuatu. He founded the nonprofit Asia-Pacific Center for Regenerative Design. The “Design Charrette” will allow participants to take part in collaborative problem-solving and design activities. Water and juice will be available. Those packing lunch are urged to bring enough to share. $100 general / $85 Maui Makers members. 9am-5pm Sat & Sun on-site. To register visit: Permaculturecharrettehaiku.eventbrite.com.

SUNDAY, MAR. 10

M MAUI ROLLER GIRLS – The Maui Roller Girls are turning five y years old and what better way to commemorate than by skating against The Oregon Trail Mix. In the spirit of birthday celebrations, MRG is ready to blow out the candles (and the competition) while reveling in some roller skate festivities with the out-of-towners. Refreshments will be for sale and there’s free admission with Military or student ID or for kids under 12. Doors open at 3pm and rolling starts at 4pm. $10 presale/ $15 at t door. “The Warehouse” CDF Engineering (400 Hana the H Hwy Suite K, Kahului), Mauirollergirls.com.

MONDAY, MONDAY AY M AY MA MAR. AR 11 HERITAGE FILM FESTIVAL – Pidgin is a language all its own. Director and producer Marlene Booth sparks dialogue with her film Pidgin: The Voice of Hawai‘i where she profiles the language of Hawaii’s working people. She follows its rise from plantation jargon to a source of island identity, pride and controversy. Pidgin reflects the heart and soul of multi-ethnic Hawaii. The big question now is whether pidgin will survive. Booth will answer questions following the screening. $10. 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org.

CAMP KALUANUI – The Hui No’eau is rolling out its Spring Break camp schedule and first up is Camp Kaluanui. Session I is themed “On the Wild Side: To the Deepest Depths of your Imagination.” Camp Kaluanui is gearing up for some major brain power exercises. During each session, a teaching artist will focus on varying themes. Students must bring their snacks, lunch and closed-toed shoes. Spaces are limited and pre-registration is required. Appropriate for ages five and up. 5-Day Tuition: $215 ($269 non-member)+ Supply Fee of $35. Single-Day Tuition: $70 ($88 nonmember) + Supply Fee of $7. M-F 9am – 4pm. Hui No’eau Kaluanui Campus (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao), Huinoeau.com.

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Return To Oz Sam Raimi’s ‘Oz the Great and Powerful’ would be better without live actors

BY BARRY WURST II

Oz the Great and Powerful ★★★★★ Rated PG / 130 Min.

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n this prequel to L. Frank Baum’s The Wonderful Wizard of Oz books and the timeless 1939 musical, James Franco plays Oz as a ramshackle, womanizing, traveling magician. A tornado whisks him away to the land of Oz, where, due to a prophecy, he is declared king. But there’s a catch: he will become ruler of the land and in possession of piles of gold only after he kills the wicked witch.

Sam Raimi is the director of this saidto-be $200 million fantasy spin-off. Oddly enough, it’s more in his characteristically offbeat, darkly funny and visually inventive style than any of his Spider-Man movies. In fact, once the Wicked Witch appears, she has more than a passing resemblance to the frightening crone in his recent Drag Me to Hell, which should warn parents from taking their very young children to see this.

If the Judy Garland movie The Wizard of Oz is a timeless experience for every-

one, this one is mostly for older kids. As distributed by the Disney company, it often feels like a ride, not unlike an attraction at one of their parks. But this is superior to Tim Burton’s empty Alice in Wonderland and its best scenes are so great that this one actually deserves the giant success likely coming its way.

The glorious 3D effects, richly decorated sets and astonishing CGI really push the art form forward. This is one of the best looking movies of its type since Avatar and must be seen on the biggest screen possible. From the opening credits, to the way Raimi opens up the screen to transition us to a new world, I was delighted every time the director dug into his cinematic toy box and unleashed another jaw dropper.

While not a musical, with only one scene featuring a song and dance, this is a more calculated franchise-starter than a true classic. Still, it evokes a sense of wonder and fiendish humor that Baum would have appreciated. The CGI supporting characters are fantastic, particularly a talking, winged monkey and a shattered glass doll whose best scenes are uniquely tender and lovely.

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in two words: James Franco. The versatile, wonderful actor of 127 Hours and Rise of the Planet of the Apes isn’t here. What we get is like watching a birthday party clown struggle to keep unruly children happy.

Franco’s performance is distractingly amateurish at best and, sometimes, even awful.

Mila Kunis plays Theodora, one of the film’s three witches; she’s duller than sand for the first half, then marginally more interesting in the third act. Rachel Weisz plays the other questionable witch, though she’s equally unexceptional. The best performance from a human actor comes from Michelle Williams, who was wise to underplay Glinda the Good Witch. When the humans are the focus, the film feels longer than it is.

In addition to being a stirring action set piece, the climax offers a clever hom-

age to the magic of cinema. There are parts that don’t work but this gets better as it heads down the Yellow Brick Road and, unlike most merchandise-ready “event” films, I’m looking forward to seeing this one again.

Disney did a far better, much scarier and thrilling Oz spinoff 28 years ago with Return to Oz. That 1985 movie, which feels like a precursor to Pan’s Labyrinth, was unloved during release but is a bold, little seen masterpiece today. Still, Raimi’s lavish film doesn’t always play it safe and is mostly a lively delight.

If they had cast a great comic actor to play the title role, this could have been even better. When Garland’s Dorothy sings “We’re Off to See the Wizard,” there’s no way she was thinking of James Franco. ■

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WHERE AND WHEN TO WATCH WHAT

BY JENNA SCHAMBER 11:30, 2:20, 5:10, 8:00, 10:45. SUN-WED 11:30, 2:20, 5:10, 8:00.

Snitch-PG13-THU 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:10, 8:10.

FRI-SAT 11:00, 2:00, 4:30, 7:10, 9:35. SUNWED 11:00, 2:00, 4:30, 7:10.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

Emperor opens this week

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: Every day until 4pm)

A Good Day to Die Hard-R-THU 10:30, 12:45, 3:00, 5:15, 7:35.

Beautiful Creatures-PG13-THU 11:40, 2:20, 5:00.

Dark Skies-PG13-THU 10:30, 12:45, 3:10, 5:25, 7:45.

Dead Man Down-R-FRI-SAT 11:00, 2:10, 4:50, 7:30, 10:10. SUN-WED 11:00, 2:10, 4:50, 7:30.

Jack The Giant Slayer-PG13-THU 11:15,

12:15, 1:50, 2:50, 4:25, 5:25, 7:00, 8:00.

FRI-SAT 11:15, 12:15, 2:50, 4:25, 5:25, 8:10, 10:40. SUN-WED 11:15, 12:15, 2:50, 4:25, 5:25, 8:10.

Jack The Giant Slayer 3D-PG13-THU 12:15, 2:50, 5:25, 8:00. FRI-SAT 1:50, 7:10, 9:40.

SUN-WED 1:50, 7:10.

Oz the Great and Powerful-PG-FRI-SAT 10:30, 1:20, 4:10, 7:00, 9:45. SUN-WED 10:30, 1:20, 4:10, 7:00.

Oz the Great and Powerful 3D-PG-FRI-SAT

21 And Over-R-THU (2:30, 5:05), 7:30, 9:50. FRI (12:00, 2:30, 5:05), 7:30, 9:40. SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:30), 5:05, 7:30, 9:40. MON-WED (2:30, 5:05), 7:30, 9:40.

Emperor-PG13-FRI (11:40, 2:15, 4:55), 7:35, 10:00. SAT-SUN (11:40, 2:15), 4:55, 7:35, 10:00. MON-WED (2:15, 4:55), 7:35, 10:00.

Escape from Planet Earth-PG-THU (2:20), 7:00. FRI (12:05, 2:20), 7:00. SAT-SUN (12:05, 2:20), 7:00. MON-WED (2:20), 7:00.

Escape from Planet Earth 3D-PG-THU (4:35), 9:15. FRI (4:35), 9:15. SAT-SUN 4:35, 9:15.

MON-WED (4:35), 9:15.

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters-PG13-THU (1:55). FRI-WED (1:55).

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters 3D-PG13THU (4:20), 6:45, 9:05. FRI (11:45, 4:20), 6:45, 9:05. SAT-SUN (11:45), 4:20, 6:45, 9:05. MONWED (4:20), 6:45, 9:05.

Identity Thief-R-THU (2:00, 4:40), 7:20, 9:55.

FRI (11:35, 2:00, 4:40), 7:20, 9:50. SAT-SUN (11:35, 2:00), 4:40, 7:20, 9:50. MON-WED (2:00, 4:40), 7:20, 9:50.

Life of Pi-PG-THU (2:45). FRI-WED (2:45).

Life of Pi 3D-PG-THU (5:45), 8:45. FRI (11:55, 5:45), 8:45. SAT-SUN (11:55), 5:45, 8:45. MONWED (5:45), 8:45.

Phantom-R-THU (1:30, 4:00), 6:30, 9:00. FRI (1:30, 4:00), 6:30, 9:00. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:00, 6:30, 9:00. MON-WED (1:30, 4:00), 6:30, 9:00.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

21 And Over-R-THU (2:00, 4:20), 7:10, 9:45. FRI (2:00, 4:20), 7:10, 9:45. SAT-SUN (2:00), 4:20, 7:10, 9:45. MON-WED (2:00, 4:20), 7:10, 9:45.

Jack The Giant Slayer-PG13-THU (1:50, 4:30), 7:00, 9:40. FRI (1:50, 4:30), 7:00, 9:40. SATSUN (1:50), 4:30, 7:00, 9:40. MON-WED (1:50, 4:30), 7:00, 9:40.

Oz the Great and Powerful-PG-FRI (12:30, 3:30), 6:30, 9:30. SAT-SUN (12:30), 3:30, 6:30, 9:30. MON-WED (12:30, 3:30), 6:30, 9:30.

Snitch-PG13-THU (1:45, 4:15), 7:05, 9:30.

NEW THIS WEEK

IDENTITY THIEF - R - Comedy - A businessman searches the country for a woman who stole his identity. 111 min.

DEAD MAN DOWN - R - Crime/Drama - A woman wanting revenge on a New York crime boss seduces one of his lieutenants. Stars Noomi Rapace and Colin Farrell. 110 min.

JACK THE GIANT SLAYER - PG13 - Fantasy - Big budget CGI take on the classic fairy tale of a boy, magic beans and a big guy who lives in the clouds. 114 min.

EMPEROR - PG13 - Drama - Tommy Lee Jones and Matthew Fox star in this look at the dicey, politically charged beginning of the American occupation of post-World War II Japan. 98 min.

THE IMPOSSIBLE - PG-13 - Drama - Story of a family caught in the 2004 Asian tsunami. 107 min.

LAST CHANCE

A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD - R - Action/ Thriller - Bruce Willis is back, yet again, as John McClane–this time to fight underworld thugs in Russia with his CIA op son. 97 min.

THE LAST EXORCISM PART 2 - PG13 Horror - Some evil force that possessed this chick once comes back for more. 88 min.

BEAUTIFUL CREATURES - PG 13 - Drama/Fantasy/Romance - Guy wants to leave

ZERO DARK THIRTY - R - Action/Drama - The story of the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden. 120 min.

OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL - PG Fantasy - A small-time magician finds himself in Oz. Stars James Franco and Rachel Weisz.

See this week’s film critique. 130 min.

NOW PLAYING 21 AND OVER - R - Comedy - A med student celebrates his 21st birthday the night before a big exam. 93 min.

SNITCH - PG13 - Action/Thriller - Dwayne Johnson plays a dad who goes undercover for the DEA to help out his son, who was set up in a drug deal. Everyone got that? 112 min.

Safe Haven-PG13-THU (2:10, 4:50), 7:25, 10:00. FRI (11:30, 2:10, 4:50), 7:25, 9:55. SATSUN (11:30, 2:10), 4:50, 7:25, 9:55. MON-WED (2:10, 4:50), 7:25, 9:55.

Silver Linings Playbook-R-THU (1:45, 4:25), 7:05, 9:45. FRI (1:45, 4:25), 7:05, 9:45. SATSUN (1:45), 4:25, 7:05, 9:45. MON-WED (1:45, 4:25), 7:05, 9:45.

The Impossible-PG13-THU (1:35, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30. FRI (1:35, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:35), 4:10, 6:50, 9:30. MON-WED (1:35, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30.

The Last Exorcism Part 2-PG13-THU (2:25, 4:45), 7:15, 9:35. FRI (12:15, 2:25, 4:45), 7:15, 9:35. SAT-SUN (12:15, 2:25), 4:45, 7:15, 9:35.

MON-WED (2:25, 4:45), 7:15, 9:35.

Warm Bodies-PG13-THU (2:05, 4:30), 6:55, 9:20. FRI (11:50, 2:05, 4:30), 6:55, 9:20. SATSUN (11:50, 2:05), 4:30, 6:55, 9:20. MON-WED (2:05, 4:30), 6:55, 9:20.

Zero Dark Thirty-R-THU (1:40, 5:00), 8:30.

WARM BODIES - PG-13 - Comedy - Zombie falls in love with zombie-hunter in this quirky take on a very tired genre. 97 min.

his small town, then meets mysterious girl and starts learning dark secrets. 124 min.

DARK SKIES - PG13 - Horror/Thriller - Some evil force is after some otherwise peaceful suburban family. 95 min.

LIFE OF PI - PG - Adventure - A young man survives a shipwreck only to find himself trapped in a lifeboat with a Bengal tiger. 127 min.

PHANTOM - R - Thriller - Ed Harris and David Duchovny play Russian sub crewmembers in the cold war who are on some secret mission that may blow up the world. 97 min.

ESCAPE FROM PLANET EARTH - PG Animation - An astronaut responds to a SOS call on a dangerous alien world. 95 min.

SAFE HAVEN - PG 13 - Drama/Mystery/Romance - Mysterious young woman meets widower in small Southern town and starts to confront the dark secret that’s haunting her. 115 min.

HANSEL AND GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS - R - Fantasy/Horror - This slightly reworked take on the Brothers Grimm fairy tale finds the famous siblings as brutal bounty hunters who take down witches for fun and profit. 88 min.

SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK - R - Drama/ Comedy - Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper star in this look at what happens when a former teacher moves back in with his parents after a stint in a mental institution. 122 min.

Last chance to see A Good Day To Die Hard

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Calendar

Da Kine Calendar

BY JENNA SCHAMBER

BIG SHOWS

MAGICIAN MARK BENNICK - Daily (except Sun & Mon). Enjoy Vegas magic from Mark Bennick at the Kupanaha’s Magic Dinner Show that includes a welcome Mai Tai, followed by a threecourse gourmet meal and tableside close-up magic. Gold Circle front row seats $89; General seating $79 for adults; $55 for teens; children 12 & under $39; ages 5 & under are free when accompanied by an adult. 4:30pm Kupanaha Stage, Ka’anapali Beach Hotel, (2525 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0128; kupanaha.com HENRY KAPONO - Fri, Mar 8. Award winning and Grammy nominated singer/songwriter Henry Kapono performs live. No cover. 3-5pm Duke’s Beach House, (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900; dukesmaui.com OLOMANA BY MOONLIGHT - Fri, Mar 8.

See This Week’s Picks. $30/standard, $45/ premium table seating, $55/VIP experience on Morgado Lanai. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org BATTLE OF THE BANDS - Fri, Mar 8. Stella’s late night series continues with 97.3 K-Rock’s Battle of Bands featuring Visibly Shaken, Satterday Saints and Flash Drive. 10pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808874-3779; stellablues.com DJ THRILL - Fri, Mar 8. See This Week’s Picks. $10 cover at the door. 10pm-2am Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; residentadvisor.net/event.aspx?456624 JAKE SHIMABUKURO - Sat, Mar 9. See This Week’s Picks. $12, $35, $45. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org AGENT ORANGE - Sat, Mar 9. See This Week’s Picks. $15 advanced, $20 door. 10pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-8743779; stellablues.com INNA VISION - Sat, Mar 9. See This Week’s Picks. $5. 10pm Three’s Bar & Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133, threesbarandgrill.com, flyersup.com/innavision

STAGE

‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 12 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful cultural education available for our visitors (and ourselves). Starting at $24.50 keiki / $59.50 adults. Dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, f.k.a. Maui Myth & Magic Theatre, built specifically for ‘Ulalena, (Old Lahaina Center, 878 Front St., Lahaina); 1-877-688-4800; mauitheatre.com LEND ME A TENOR - Thu, Mar 7 through Sun, Mar 10. Lend Me a Tenor tells a story of renowned tenor Tito Merelli, known to his fans as “II Stupendo,” who is scheduled to sing for a fundraiser when a case of mistaken identity sends his wife packing and his assistant starts impersonating him. That means a chain-reaction of mistaken identity, farcical plot twists and double entendres. Directed by Lisa Teichner and produced by Jonathan Lehman. Showtimes: Thu, Fri & Sat 7:30pm and Sun 3pm. $20 reserved seats. Kama’aina night: Thu, Mar 7. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; proartspacific.com SHOUT! - Fri, Mar 8 through Sat, Mar 16. Maui OnStage presents a musical celebrating the mu-

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sic and fashions of the 60s. Co-created by Phillip George and David Lowenstein, directed by Kalani Whitford and starring Jonna Ahn, Felicia Chernicki, Alison Mikes, Lina Aiko Krueger and Danielle Delaunay. Fri and Sat at 7:30pm. and Sun at 3pm. Reserved seating tickets range from $17 to $28. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com

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CARAMBA CHILE! - Thu, Mar 7. The Makena Beach & Golf Resort Food & Wine Education Tasting Event Series presents Caramba Chile!, a Chilean wine education seminar by Patrick Okubo of YMCO and Chef Marc McDowell of Makena.

Featuring a three-course Chilean wine pairing menu. $40 per person (not including tax or gratuity). 6-7pm Molokini Bar & Grille, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888; makenaresortmaui.com BOY SCOUT TROOP 22 ANNUAL BREAKFAST - Sat, Mar 9. See This Week’s Picks.$7 per meal. 7-11a. Kamali’i Elementary School, (180 Alanui Keali’i Dr., Kihei); 808-891-8901, mauitroop22.org JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, Mar 9. Get schooled in Sushi at Japengo! Learn from their expert sushi chefs how to create signature sushi rolls from scratch. Class will include hands-on instruction, sushi tasting, and non-alcoholic beverages. Call for reservations, maximum 20 people per class. $35 per person (includes sushi and non-alcoholic beverages). 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Drive, Lahaina); 808-667-4796; maui.hyatt.com CHARLEY’S ALOHA SUNDAY BRUNCH & BLOODY MARY BAR - Sun, Mar 3. Get your brunch on at Charley’s weekly Aloha Sunday brunch event that features an array of breakfast dishes, the best in local Hawaiian & Contemporary music and a do-it-yourself bloody mary bar with all the fixings. No cover. 11am-1pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808579-8085; charleysmaui.com FOODIE FIGHT - Sun, Mar 10. Join Whole Foods each Sunday for a Food Fight! The stakes are high as each team competes for that week’s Best Recipe. Sample and vote for your favorite dish. Each week the Pineapple Trophy will be awarded to the team with the most votes. Free. 2pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani. Call for pricing and reservations. Ko, The Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui); 808875-2210; fairmont.com/maui MOUTH WATERING MONDAYS - Mon, Mar 11. Come and try free samples of what is new or in season. Free. 5pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

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SUPPER CLUB WITH MAKENA - Thu, Mar 14. A 4-course dinner & show. $60 dinner & show, $30 show only. 6-9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com MAPA’S RED CARPET MYSTERY FUNDRAISING GALA - Fri, Mar 15. Maui Academy of Performing Arts’ Red Carpet Mystery features an evening of intrigue, fine dining, cabaret performances and murder! The event benefits MAPA’s educational performing arts programs. Individual tickets $150, table for 10 $1,350. 6-10pm King

Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy, Wailuku); 8082448760; mauiacademy.org SUPPER CLUB WITH HAPA - Fri, Mar 15 & Sat, Mar 16. A 4-course dinner & show. $60 dinner & show, $30 show only. 6-9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com BONNIE RAITT - Fri, Mar 15. See American blues singer-songwriter and slide guitar player Bonnie Raitt and her band rock the MACC while on her “Slipstream” tour. $45, $55, $85 and $125 for premium seating. 7pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-SHOW; mauiarts.org SHARING THE GREEN - Sat, Mar 16. Join Maui’s finest Irishmen for a charity Golf & Extreme Bocce tournament in support of Hospice Maui and Back Pack Buddies - a keiki nutrition program. 7am (bocce, $115), 11:15am (golf, $130). Wailea Old Blue Golf Course and Mulligan’s On The Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; 808264-4289 (Patrick for bocce); hospicemaui.com FIVE FOR FIGHTING - Sat, Mar 16. Featuring John Ondrasik, live and under the stars. $45 GA, $65 preferred seating. 5:30pm Royal Lahaina Resort, (2780 Keka‘a Dr.); 808-6613611; flavorus.com/fiveforfighting DAWN UPSHAW, SOPRANO & GILBERT KALISH, PIANO - Sat, Mar 16. Singer of opera and concert repertoire, Dawn Upshaw teams up with pianist Gilbert Kalish for a special performance. $12, $30, $45. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242SHOW; mauiarts.org MAUI POPS ORCHESTRA - ST. PADDY’S POPS - Sun, Mar 17. Wear your green and get ready for Irish and Celtic music at the Maui Pops Orchestra’s St. Paddy’s Pops concert. Dancers from the Maui Academy of Performing Arts will perform their version of River Dance and Maui cellist Silvina Samuel will play the beautiful Adagio on Celtic Melodies by Bruch. $10, $25, $35, $45.

3pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; mauiarts.org LOCAL VOICES: JEFF PETERSON & NATHAN AWEAU - Thu, Mar 21. Jeff Peterson is recognized as one of Hawaii’s most versatile guitarists, a sought-after studio musician, and a popular solo artist. Jeff has worked with a wide range of artists from Hawaiian slack key masters to rock and jazz legends to symphony orchestras. Nathan Aweau has won three Na Hoku Hanohano Awards for Male Vocalist of the Year, and accompanies his beautiful vocals on guitar. He also demonstrates his extraordinary musicianship on an 8-string electric bass. $30/standard, $45/VIP. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org KUMU KAHUA THEATRE - FISHING FOR WIVES - Fri, Mar 22 & Sat, Mar 23. “Fishing for Wives” offers comic confusion over a picture bride mix-up. It’s 1913 and two Hawai‘i Island fishermen realize they have women problems.

Lonely and bored with catching fish, Nishi sends for a picture bride from Japan, but sneaks a photo of his handsome friend Aoki in his place. The bride arrives and falls in love with the wrong man, setting off a classic battle of the sexes. By playwright and author, Edward Sakamoto. $22. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org SUPPER CLUB WITH PAULA FUGA, MIKE LOVE & SAM ITES - Sat, Mar 23. A 4-course dinner & show. $60 dinner & show, $30 show only. 6-9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com

EVENTS THURSDAY, MAR 7 “ON THE WILD SIDE” EXHIBIT - Hui’s stickwork sculpture and 1st installation to “Ho’ololi: The Environmental Art Garden” by Patrick Dougherty is on exhibit now through 2014. Open 7 days a week, 10am-4pm. Free. Lawn at Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES - Come see Maui’s most talented halaus perform center stage. Free. 7pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com ART SHOW: JACK HAMILTON - Every Thursday in March, see Jack Hamilton demonstrate and share his particular style. You can also view his recent work, “Small View - Long View”, a collection of miniature oil and acrylic paintings and panoramic view of Maui’s beautiful beaches and upcountry scenes in the gallery all month long.

Free. 10am-1pm Maui Hands, Makawao, (1169 Makawao); 808-579-9245; mauihands.com ART SHOW: MORT LUBY - Every Thursday in March, Maui Hands Gallery at the Hyatt Regency, presents oil and watercolor artist Mort Luby. A collection of current works are on display. Free.

2-4pm Maui Hands, Kaanapali, (200 Nohea Kai Dr.); 808-667-7997; mauihands.com

FRIDAY, MAR 8 OPENING RECEPTION: “THE NEW BLACK” - Hui No’eau’s black & white photography exhibition “The New Black” challenged artists to explore beyond the realm of color into shades of gray from the deepest blacks to the brightest whites. Grab a cocktail and meet the artists at this opening reception. Exhibition runs through May 3. Free. 5-7pm Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com HA’INA HOU - Maui author, Jill Engledow, will talk about “The Park in Our Backyard,” a short history of Haleakala National Park and the events that led to its establishment. The talk will include a PowerPoint presentation of vintage photos from Engledow’s book, Haleakala: A History of the Maui Mountain, which tells the story of the national park that protects pristine lands and endangered species. Engledow will sign copies of the book.

Free. 7:30-8pm Baldwin Home Museum lawn, (120 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-661-3262; lahainarestoration.org/baldwin.html FINS & FLIPPERS TOUR - Take a closer look at sharks and sea turtles on this exclusive behind-the-scenes encounter. Tours are guided by a knowledgeable Ocean Naturalist and include the chance to observe supervised feeds at Hammerhead Harbor and Turtle Lagoon. $10 plus admission per guest. Space is limited, call for reservations (tour is also available on Tuesdays).

11:30am Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808-270-7088; mauioceancenter.com HANA COMMUNITY RECYCLING EVENT Today and Saturday, the Community Work Day Program (CWD) will be collecting appliances, scrap metal, tires, devalved propane tanks, computers, TVs, electronics and household and vehicle batteries for transportation to recycling facilities in central Maui. CWD will NOT be accepting vehicles or any hazardous waste materials. The recycling event is for items not accepted into Landfills in Maui County. $5 per tire recycling fee for all tires. 8am-2:30pm Staging area location at the Hana Landfill, (Waikoloa Rd, off Hana Highway, Hwy 360); 808-877-2524; info@cwdhawaii.org

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Envy Nightclub 9pm; $10 cover

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

DigiLuxe w/ DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

Get Your Sexy On with DJ La Rage 10pm; no cover

BLUE LAGOON Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HAWAIIAN PREGNANCY MASSAGE, SIDE LYING & SEATED TECHNIQUES - A Hapai & Noho Lomi Course - Seated & Side Lying Techniques. Learn Hawaiian massage techniques in the Side Lying position catering to specific populations including Pre-Natal, PostNatal, and to those with positional sensitivity.

Broaden your ability to work in seated position using a traditional Lomi Lomi approach to the body. (24 C.E. hours). $500. Fri, Sat & Sun at 8:30am-4:30pm Ho’omana Spa Maui, (1550 Piiholo Road, Makawao); 808-573-8256; lomimassage.com/classes/hapai_lomi.html ALOHA FRIDAY MUSICAL JAM - In partnership with Hawai’i on TV, each Friday a different musical style is featured by local artists. Free.

11:30am-1:30pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui ART SHOW: SCOTT MEAD - Every Friday in March, check out “The Adventurous Photography of Scott Mead.” Free. 4:30-7:30pm Maui Hands, Lahaina, (612 Front St., Ste. D); 808-667-9898; mauihands.com LAHAINA SECOND FRIDAY - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 6-9pm Lahaina Town, (Front Street); mauifridays.com

SATURDAY, MAR 9 GLAZE MIXING WORKSHOP - Learn the fundamentals of mixing glaze, including converting test batches, using a gram scale properly, and understanding the basics of minerals used, by Deb Zaleski. Tuition $35 ($44 non-member).

9am-12pm Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-5726560; huinoeau.com “CRACK HEARD AROUND THE WORLD” TO HONOR THE KING OF CHEESES - Be a part of history and join Whole Foods in its annual celebration of Parmigiano Reggiano.

Team members will attempt to “crack” the Guinness World Records title for the number of wheels of Parmigiano Reggiano simultaneously cracked in its stores across the country

WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm-12:30am (all sets no cover)

Volcanic with DJ Playwfire Ono 10pm; no cover

MON - DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm / TUE - Toxic Tuesday w/ DJ TRVR, 10pm / WED - Jacked Up w/ DJ J-Zen, 10pm (all sets no cover)

Salsa Night 9pm; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

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Sunrize Saturdaze with DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover

Ladies Nite w/ DJ 10pm; no cover

Emily Joyce 7-9:30pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover

Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Dave Carroll, 7pm / TUE - Jordan Cuddy, 7pm / WED - Justin Phillips, 7pm

Kaboom!! w/ DJ Irie Dole Reggae, Dance Hall, Island Vibes, 9:30pm; $5 cover

DJ Thill 9:30pm; $10

DJ Blast The 80’s Strike Back!

9pm; $5

Sheron DePonte 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Pure - The Harlem Shake w/ DJs Turtle, Kamikaze & Big Mike, 10pm; $10

Bilongo Salsa Band 10pm; $10

Aloha Sunday Brunch & Bloody Mary Bar w/ Nahimene, 11am-1pm

TUE - Taco Tuesday with Eric Dotterer & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm / WED - Evan Dove & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm (both sets no cover)

Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Rampage 10pm; no cover

Live Music 10pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Gina Martinelli 6pm; no cover

MON - Gomega, 10pm / WED - DJ Big Mike, 9pm (both sets no cover)

Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Jordan, 6pm / Dance Party, 10pm; no cover

Sebrina Barron 6pm; no cover

MON - Ryan Robinson, 10pm / TUE - Amy’s Mix, 10pm / WED - Jessica and Kanoa, 10pm (all sets no cover)

Live music 6-9pm no cover

Live DJ 9pm-12am; no cover

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Live music 6-9pm; no cover

MON-WED - Live music, 6-9pm; no cover

Jah Residentz 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Str8 Viben 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - DJ Daizy, 9pmclose / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm; no cover

WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: Fast Forward with DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm, $10 after

Evan Shulman 6-9pm; no cover

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Free. All ages welcome. 10am Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui SOCIAL MEDIA WORKSHOP - See This Week’s Picks. $65 (includes lunch). Seating is limited to 30 people. 10am-4pm MEDB’s Malcolm Center, (1305 Holopono St., Suite 5, Kihei); 808875-2300; hightechmaui.com TEA TIME HAWAIIAN STYLE - For Viewpoint Gallery friends and supporters, enjoy an afternoon with live music, Hawaiian teas and homemade sweets, as well as Hawaiian wear from the past and the present. Free. 3-5pm Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com MAYOR’S KOKUA BALL - See This Week’s Picks. 5:30-9:30pm King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-3444452; KokuaFund.com; ritaoc808@gmail.com POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES - Come see Maui’s most talented halaus perform center stage. Free. 7pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com PERMACULTURE WORKSHOP AND DESIGN CHARRETTE - See This Week’s Picks. $100 for two full days (maker’s discount 15 percent off). 9am-5pm Maui Makers East, 808-573-7606; permaculturecharrettehaiku.eventbrite.com PET ADOPTIONS WITH HARF - Join the Hawaii Animal Rescue Foundation (HARF) for a very special opportunity to rescue your next best friend! Every Saturday, HARF will bring animals in need of a good home. For more info, see websites or call. 10am-4pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-446-4126; and 10am-4pm Petco, (270 Dairy Road, #144, Kahului); 808-8760022; hawaiiananimalrescue.org

SECOND SATURDAY ART - Get crafty with your keiki at this swanky art event held every 2nd Saturday of the month. Free. 10am-12pm Maui Thing, (7 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-249-0215 YO-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Free. 3pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

SUNDAY, MAR 10 HERITAGE FILM FESTIVAL: THE VOICE OF HAWAI’I - See This Week’s Picks. $10.

3pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org MAUI ROLLER GIRLS VS. THE OREGON TRAIL MIX - See This Week’s Picks. 4pm CDF Engineering (“The Warehouse”), (400 Hana Hwy., Suite K, Kahului); mauirollergirls.com VIRR ANNUAL MEMBERSHIP MEETING - Find out more about your running club, and how you can be a key volunteer to make our events successful. They will offer talks about running and staying healthy. If you are interested in sharing some of your running or training experience in the meeting in a 10-15 minute presentation, please email to confirm your spot. Pupus and refreshments courtesy of our sponsor Whole Foods, and prize giveaways.

Members please RSVP. 6-7:30pm Cameron Center, (95 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-2445546; rrca.org POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES - Come see Maui’s most talented halaus perform center stage.

Free. 7pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com FAMILY MAGIC - All-ages comedy and magic with Lauro Castillio. Free. 11:30am Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-6615304; lahainacannerymall.com YO-YO DEMONSTRATION - Maui Toy Works presents a Yo-Yo and skill toys workshop and demonstration. Free. 4pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-6615304; lahainacannerymall.com

LINE DANCING MAUI PANIOLO POSSE - Free.

4:30pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

MONDAY, MAR 11 CAMP KALUANUI - See This Week’s Picks.

5-day tuition: $215 ($269 non-member) + supply fee of $35. Single-day tuition: $70 ($88 nonmember) and supply fee of $7. M-F 9am-4pm Hui No’eau Kaluanui Campus, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao), huinoeau.com WHALE WATCHING - The Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary will provide a whale watching info booth at the Aquarium’s Harbor Plaza throughout whale season. Join expert volunteers at the Sanctuary’s booth as they share fascinating facts about Humpbacks and help you with spotting whales and interpreting their majestic behaviors! Overlooking Ma’alaea Bay, Harbor Plaza is the perfect place to watch for whales. 9am-1pm Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808-2707000; hawaiihumpbackwhale.noaa.gov HULA PERFORMANCE - Original hip-ster style performance. Free. 10:30am Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

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JAY’S PLACE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHANA GRILL 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Ste. 301, Kahana - 669-4000

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

WED - Live Music, 10pm-close; no cover

Kawika’s Krew 7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo Acoustic Guitar, 7-9pm; no cover

Pau Hana Happy Hour Jazz, 3:30-6:30pm

Garrett Probst Acoustic Guitar, 9:30-11:30pm

1810 6:30-8:30; no cover

Danyel Alana & Co. 9-11pm; no cover

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Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

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KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

Maui Blues & Co. or Jarod 7pm; no cover

MON - Red Fish / TUE - Natalie Nicole WED - Country Herbs & Side Effects (7pm)

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm

MON - Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (both sets no cover)

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MON - Trivia Night, 7pm; no cover WED - Ladies Night, 10pm; no cover

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

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Free Karaoke 2pm-2am; no cover

LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR

Disco Night w/ DJ 8pm; no cover

Blues Jam hosted by Maui Blues Co., 7:30-10pm

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

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MON-TUE - Farzad & Mike Madden / WED Tracy Stiles (all sets 7pm-close; no cover)

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Howard Ahia 6-9pm; no cover

TUE - Free Karaoke, 2pm-2am; no cover Meaghan Owens 7:30-10pm; no cover

FREQuency w/ DJ Benjamin Jay, 10pm $5

TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm; no cover

Allure w/ DJ LX, DJ C & Jay P, 10pm; $10

MON - SIN w/ DJ Blast, 8pm / TUE - Trivia Night, 8pm / WED - Karaoke w/ Dave, 10pm

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Willie K, 7-9pm; $65 / Pub Quiz w/ Trish da Dish, 9:30pm-12am

Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Soul Kitchen Trio 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

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TUE - Brenton Keith & His Bag O’ Tricks, 7-8pm / WED - Soul Kitchen Trio, 6:30pm

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TUESDAY, MAR 12 ULTIMATE WHALEWATCH - Learn firsthand what it is like to be a whale researcher on a personally guided group tour. This is a special opportunity to interact with Pacific Whale Foundation’s researchers and marine biologists. For info and reservations, please call. 7:30-11:30am Pacific Whale Foundation’s Ma’alaea Ocean Store, (300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100); 808-249-8811 ext. 1.; pacificwhalestore.org ‘UKULELE LESSONS - Learn some strumming techniques and impress your friends. Free. 5:30pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com MAUI WEIGHT LOSS ALLIANCE - Join Whole Foods for a very special class and meet Jerome, Nutritarian Extraordinaire! Jerome can help you revitalize health & wellness and take back your life. Participants will learn tools, techniques and strategies that are specific to, and effective for, permanent healthy weight.

The program advocates a whole food, nutrient-dense, plant-strong diet and will emphasize vegetables, fruits, whole grains, legumes, nuts and seeds. To sign up, visit their Customer Service or call. Free. 6pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES - Come see Maui’s most talented halaus perform center stage.

Free. 7pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

WEDNESDAY, MAR 13 AMERICAN RED CROSS CLASSES - Get trained in various CPR/First Aid related classes.

Citizen “Hands Only” CPR: 9am-10pm ($15), CPR/AED Adult: 11am-12:30pm ($70), and Standard First Aid with CPR/AED Adult: 11-12:45pm ($90). Classes are based on availability and subject to change. For more info or to register, go online or call. American Red Cross, (45 N. Market St, Suite A, Wailuku); 800-733-2767; redcross.org

NATIONAL “COMMIT TO COMPLETE” SIGNING - Students at UHMC will gather to sign a pledge to complete their degrees and certifications before leaving community college for transfer or enter the job market. It’s part of a national community college movement. Event hosted by Phi Theta Kappa chapter. Free.

10:30am-1:30pm Out front of Pa’ina (Cafeteria), University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; cccompletioncorps.org WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea hosts their weekly arts and entertainment series, featuring a performance by Benoit Jazz Works in the lower courtyard and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. Free. 6:30-8pm The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea. com / @ShopsAtWailea on Twitter SEA WEES: OCEAN EDVENTURE FOR PRESCHOOLERS - A program for children ages 3-5.

Each child is accompanied to SeaWees by his or her parent or caregiver. The program features developmentally appropriate early-childhood practice including music/movement, demonstrations and guided exploration. The cost of the entire 5-week session is $40 for PWF Members, and $50 for nonmembers. If you wish to enroll in just a single class (“drop-in”), the fee is $12. A second child in the same family is 50% off. 9-10am Pacific Whale Foundation’s Ma’alaea Ocean Store, (300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100); 808-280-3163; pacificwhalestore.org ART SHOW: AMANDA SCOTT - Every Wednesday in March, Maui Hands presents figurative painter, Amanda Scott. A great selection of watercolors and acrylics on display all month.

Free. 1-4pm Maui Hands, Paia, (84 Hana Hwy.); 808-579-9245; mauihands.com OCCUPY MAUI MEETING - The group’s focus is on foreclosure laws and environmental problems. They want to hear about your issues. Simply attend one of their weekly Wed. meetings to get involved. Free. 5-7pm At Freedom Lawn or Pavil-

WED - Gina Martinelli Band, 7-10pm; no cover

ion at UH Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); occupymaui.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Wed, Justin Phillips 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Emily Joyce 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

COOL CAT CAFE - Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:3010pm; Sun, Emily Joyce 7:30-10pm; Mon, Peter D 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sun, Fausto 3-5pm; Sun, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm.

(130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900.

FIVE PALMS LAHAINA - Daily, Live Entertainment Nightly 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St.); 808-661-0937.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm.

(900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Damon & Ron 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku & Peter DeAquino 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Kulewa 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri &

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JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Fri, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

KAHANA GRILL - Fri, Pau Hana Happy Hour Jazz 3:30-6:30pm; Sat, Ray Gooliak Acoustic Guitar 7-9pm; Thu, Johnny Ringo Acoustic Guitar 7-9pm.

(4405 Honoapiilani Hwy Ste. 301); 808-669-4000.

KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm.

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(843 Wainee St., Unit 1 & 2); 808-667-6655.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Thu, Jarrett & Wilson 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr.); 808-667-1200.

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MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400.

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OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Ka’i Ala D., Lahaina); 808-667-3200.

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm.

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PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Ka’i Ala Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-3200.

CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone with Marcus Johnson 7-10pm; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm.

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PARADISE GRILL - Wed, Gretchen 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 6-9pm; Fri, Gretchen 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson (Hawaiian Music) 6-9pm; Mon, Marvin Taraga 6-9pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 6-9pm. (2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd. #314); 808-874-9299.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Brother Damien’s Ocean Beach Party 7:30-10pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Wed, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, JD on the Rocks 5-8pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 5:30-8:30pm.

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RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-669-8889.

RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Every Sun & Sat, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm.

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SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm; Mon, The Jonah Project Live 8pm; Wed, Red Carpet Movie

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Sebrina Barron 6pm; Sat, Jordan T. 6pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Emily Joice 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E); 808-891-8010.

JUST WING IT! - Every Fri & Sat, Chicken Boxing 5-7pm. (225 Pi‘ikea Ave., Kihei); 808-875-9464.

KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm; Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860.

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Tue, Kilohana 7-9pm; Wed, Alejandro 4-6pm; Wed, Jarret & Wilson 7-9pm; Thu, Tom Cherry 4-6pm; Thu, Tom Cherry and Mike Finkiewicz 7-9pm; Fri, Wolf 4-6pm; Fri, Alika Naka’oka 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Alika 7-9pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Sun, Alika Naka’oka 4-6pm; Sun, Kilohana 7-9pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Tarvin Makia 7-9pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl., Unit B-201); 808-891-2322.

MONSOON INDIA - Sat, Cambria Moss & Ricardo Dioso 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, The Hula Honeys 5:30-8:30pm. (760 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-4555.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Wed, Soul Kitchen Trio 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, Murray Thorne 5:30-6:30pm; Thu, Willie K 7-9pm; Fri, Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Soul Kitchen Trio 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers w/ Bagpiper Allison Jackson 6:30-9:30pm; Mon, Joyce and Gord 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Tricks 7-8pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:30-7:30pm; Fri, Twisted Hips Belly Dancing 6-8pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177.

R.S. SHARKY’S FAMILY RESTAURANT - Thu, Karaoke 7pm; Wed, Brenton Keith & His Bag O’ Tricks 7pm. (41 E. Lipoa St., Suite 15, Kihei); 808-874-5115.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Wed, Mark Johnstone 4-6pm; Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4-6pm; Mon, Kanoa 4-6pm; Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6pm. (Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Sat, Vince Esquire & Kaulana 4-6pm; Sun, Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; Mon, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Live Music Reggae, Jazz, Blues 5:30-8:30pm. (2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112); 808-875-2910.

THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm. (Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080.

THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Every Sun, Mon & Wed, Hawaiian Music 5-8pm; Sun, Louise Lambert 6:309pm; Every Tue, Thu, Fri & Sat, Acoustic with Chad Kaya 5-8pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133.

TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE - Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9:30pm; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:30-9:30pm; Wed, Merv Oana 5:309:30pm. (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI CAFE O’LEI AT THE DUNES AT MAUI LANI - Every Fri & Sat, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:308pm; Thu, Reiko Fukina 5:30-8pm. (1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului); 808-877-0073.

WAILUKU COFFEE COMPANY - Fri, Live Music 4-6pm. (28 N. Market St., Wailuku).

UPCOUNTRY MAUI CAFE DES AMIS - Mon, Mark Johnstone 6:308:30pm. (42 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-6323.

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT & SALOON Thu, Sheron DePonte 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Tom Conway 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Evan Dove & Friends 6:30-8:30pm. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085.

FLATBREAD COMPANY - Thu, Randall Rospond 5:30-8pm. (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989.

HANA HOU CAFE - Tue, Hipnautical 6-9pm.

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MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Thu, Miss Meaghan Owens 6:30-8:30pm. (71 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-9999.

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PAIA BAY CAFE - Sun, Hawaiian Steel Guitar w/ Joel Katz 9-11am. (43 Hana Hwy.); 808-579-3111.

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BY CAERIEL CRESTIN PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Sponges, the most ancient species of living animal, appear to the untutored eye to be inert and lifeless porous objects. Yet they’ve flourished for millions of years virtually unchanged. Their simple, effective structure makes their fierce labor seem like inactivity: They have to pump about a ton of seawater through themselves to filter out an ounce of food. This week, take your cue from the sponge, if at all possible: Since you’ll have to labor immensely for every particle of productivity, eliminate all nonessential activity (like some of your usual time-wasting shenanigans) from your schedule.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Ironically, in some ways you’re at your best when you’re out of your comfort zone. For some people, being on vacation brings out the worst in them. They’re stressed by the differences from their normal routines and become obnoxious assholes with exaggerated senses of entitlement. Not so you; the more unpredictable a situation is, the more you thrive. That’s a pretty good card to have drawn in the Cosmic Talent Lottery. Someone less specifically skilled at surfing chaos would be quaking in their boots—you, on the other hand, should be quivering with excitement and joy.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) I’ve been watching you. Not like a creepy stalker; more like a proud parent grinning from the sidelines.

Although I’m not directly responsible for your impressive progress, countless miniature triumphs, and cumulatively substantial achievements, I feel invested in your success. Rooting for you quietly from backstage with fingers crossed and prayers on my lips, I’m delighted when you validate my faith in you with such modest brilliance and diligence. Although I waited in hopes that someone more impressive would give you the recognition you deserve, I’ve realized that only someone paying this close attention is likely to know how worthy you are. Thus, I hereby present you, retroactively, the coveted Sign of the Year award for 2012. Care to go for two years in a row? You’re well on your way.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Patience and forgiveness are this month’s keywords.

Although you may be tempted to blow up at, avenge, or even just address the wrongs done to you, it may not actually be worth it, since the angst-laden fallout that’s likely to result will be far greater than the initial catalytic distress. Besides, if you just bite your tongue, you’ll soon have a reward that will easily take your mind off your problems. Just make sure you don’t carry them with you— that’s where the forgiveness part comes in. Recognize how sweet your life is, and let go of its few minor flaws so you can truly, wholeheartedly enjoy the rest.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Crabs molt. Whenever they outgrow their shells, they crack open and squeeze out of their old selves, and spend a nervous couple days avoiding predators (if you’ve ever had soft-shell crab, you’ve taken advantage of their tender vulnerability) until their new shells harden. Although literally climbing out of your old skin would be disgusting, doing so figuratively is a good idea, coinciding with this week’s New Moon. It might be tougher than peeling yourself out of a sweaty pair of tight leather pants, but when you experience the grateful relief of being able to breathe again after such a task, you’ll be glad you did.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) At an improv workshop this weekend, an accomplished and experienced improviser shared with us his mantra to address the inner voices that still tell him he doesn’t know what he’s doing: Show up. Pay attention. Tell the truth. Let go of the outcome. This struck me as perfect advice for life—in particular, your life, right now. Follow these four steps for a week or three, then report back.

I’m pretty sure no matter what happens you’ll be a happier person, even if you don’t get the things you currently think you need to be happy. Isn’t the end result—your happiness—more important than the way you got there?

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Sometimes, terrified anticipation is worse than the actual event you’re dreading. But your proposed strategy is like breaking a mirror on purpose, just to get it over with. Forcing yourself to suffer a fate that isn’t actually inevitable isn’t the best way to end your anxiety about it. You’ve done that before. But since what you fear isn’t actually likely to happen anytime soon, don’t force the issue. Keep the mirror whole; keeping an eye on what’s reflected in it will do far more to ease your trepidation than breaking it ever could.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Don’t repeat Adam’s mistake. I’m not talking about that whole business with The Apple that got him and Eve exiled from Eden. I’m referring to his first wife (chronicled in ancient Hebrew texts), Lillith. She objected to his limited sexuality; since she considered them equals, she didn’t want to lie beneath him all the time. When he refused to change it up at all, she uttered the name of God and disappeared, leaving a whining Adam behind (God eventually indulged him by creating the supposedly more pliant Eve). There’s a Lillith in your life right now, no? You may think you know exactly how you like it—but that’s not allowing for the possibility that Lill knows some tricks you might love. At least try out the new positions being suggested to you, in and out of bed, before your horizon-expanding friend gets frustrated and takes off for good.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Can you blame people for being envious? Admit it: You’ve got it made. Of course, you deserve it. But now that you have so many of the things you want, there’s a whole new set of worries to screw you up—but don’t let anxiety about losing the good stuff rule you, Scorpio.

First of all, although the blessings in your life can last a long time, we both know nothing is forever. Secondly, worrying about them can only accelerate that process.

Just enjoy what you’ve got, whether it’s true love, unemployment benefits, or free cable TV. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) No matter how many layers you apply, white watercolor paint is simply not going to be able to convincingly cover darker colors applied earlier. The same goes for what you’re attempting to hide now. The story you’re laying over it is only creating a thin, translucent veneer that actually makes what you’re trying to cover up look much worse than it actually is. Instead of struggling to gloss over your past (which is hardly as embarrassing as you imply) either flaunt it, or use the method many people use to fix up a poorly thoughtout tattoo—incorporate it into another, bigger picture.

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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) I respect that you take your time to make a decision, and that once you do, it’s one that can be counted on. But I worry about your ability to rationalize bowing to fear, explaining it as natural caution. That’s a copout. Break free of the shackles of careful forward movement. It’s the difference between creeping across the galaxy on impulse engines and activating the warp drive. Don’t be left behind. Risk leaving the overfamiliar universe you know and enter the thrilling new one you’ve been craving all along. Quit plodding along and start traveling at the faster-than-light speeds you’re capable of.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Octopi are loosely related to more familiar mollusks, like clams or snails, only somewhere in evolutionary history they shed their shells in favor of mobility and speed.

Incredibly versatile, these fluid creatures can squeeze into almost any space, and their amazing skin can imitate virtually any color or texture. Although you lack some of the physical advantages of this ingenious creature, you share some intangible qualities. Like them, you’ve rid yourself of encumbering armor, learned how to blend with hostile environments, and bonelessly slipped through traps that would have snared someone more rigid. Now it’s time to develop a new cephalopodine talent: juggling the many blessings and responsibilities you’ve chosen will require at least eight arms.

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